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poo smells lmfao

>>204325757
get the salaries increased

>>204325740
didn't we have this rolf harris edition already

katy giving neck to cronem in the gherkin lil timmy getting a dismissive wank from an older asian lady at the massage spot

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>I bet you could stuff diego in most standard British fridges

got the aew on

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Ruby has therapy every single week and says we need to normalise having therapy

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>Nine-year-old boy left blind and brain-damaged after father's violent abuse when he was a baby dies in hospital

>>204325820
Yes mate, normalise abject working conditions and lifestyles of extreme misery

>>204325809
das it

>>204325820
it is normalized
nobody thinks twice if you said you went to therapy or whatever

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Evening, gents

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QDCfskk1hU

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>Janitor applications are now being accepted. Apply here.

>>204325679
Lazy fucking BITCH can't even be bothered to replace the bulb

might apply to be the official brit janny
i will only remove adam posts, diego posts, and posts that personally annoy me

>>204325838
not on this side of the pond mate, here it means you’re a fucking loony

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nth foe the baddiedem

>>204325679
her house looks nice with the big skylights and all

Katy's virgin bulb gettin smashed by a horny cronem

>>204325840
alright alf?

>>204325838
If you told someone you went to therapy here every single week they would think you are completely mental and that you've been sectioned a bunch of times

anyone else visit /brit/ for a few weeks when they’re in a particularly boring phase of their life and close it one day to not return for fucking ages? January 2024 is the last time I was here according to my saved photos

>>204325844
lol

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>>204325878
>virgin bulb
Good joke

>>204325890
Jokes on you lad, I have been sectioned.

>>204325878
mmhmm dats it

cronem splatting thick and vigorous batonjuice on katy's face
lil timmy prematurely dribbling on his own belly and Pangpangs wrinkly claw

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>>204325886
splendid, just making sure everything is hunky dory over here

>>204325900
How's your life been going then

That Amsterdam situation is really the most bizarre thing i've seen the media do a spin on since this whole Israel thing started getting more focus since last year. Namely because it's places like the BBC and ITV showing footage of typical football hooligans getting the shit kicked out of them for talking shite, but because they were israeli they're also saying it's a "pogrom". Do they think people are thick? I'm not even into football but I know that people kick off at football games. Like 5 people got injured fucking hell that is not a hate crime. It'd be like calling west ham fans getting the shit kicked out of them in munich for singing Ten German Bombers a hate crime.

>>204325838
not over here mate lmfao

>>204325838
that's more of an american attitude towards it I think

>>204325809
Vocaroo this for us

>>204325934
Got a nice gf, went to Greece and Spain this year. Been toiling and all the rest of it. Same old lad.

>>204325878
mmhmm

>>204325900
no

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>Authorities are investigating racist text messages sent to black Americans across the country telling them to report to a plantation "to pick cotton".

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15th July 2026

>>204325930
Vocaroo this for us

what actually is therapy though?
do you just pay someone to talk to you about your problems? i can talk to myself for free

>>204325931
is that lazy scouse git giving you any gyp?

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>>204325844
Chud won.

>enters thread
>crosses arms and clears throat for attention

"Briyewt"

>>204325982
>i can talk to myself for free
i do this all day, every day.
my own best friend, me.

>>204325982
it's some bs the jews do to squeeze money out of goyim, obviously very popular in america

>>204325982
Mental relief like no other when done properly. Can help you shed years of your life and lead you to feeling like the person you want to be and allow you to take control of your life and thoughts.

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Me on the bottom step

>>204325977
>>204325960
>>204325953
>>204325930
>>204325874
>>204325823
>>204325812
>>204325809
>>204325772
Neck yourself Spainnonce

cronem punching katy's cervix in
timmy keep slipping his swc out the gaping romanian escort he booked while shagging

>>204325959
will admit I used to laugh at the image on the left when it was paired with that mafia mouse and they'd say "yes mr chedda"

>>204326021
All me

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>>204325959
LEFT

>>204325982
It’s the new Leftypol meme so they can appear deep and inward looking, it’s all for a badge of honour. Fakery is what it is.

>>204326011
oh and how much do you charge for this Dr Goldberg?

wankard pooser was the forefather of /brit/ although we might not like to admit it

>>204326013
that's a grave

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Lineups for the world cup semis

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>>204325930

>>204326025
Vocaroo this for us

>>204326042
12-20 sessions for CBT at 50 to 70 a pop. You can get it free on the NHS if you endure the wait time.

Just enjoyed a quaint little hangover poo, I did

>>204326011
what a load of bollocks. I’m perfectly capable of sorting myself out and do not need to be spoon fed by some ex slag from the university of east London

>>204326063
>smith-rowe
wat

>>204326086
scam

>>204326101
Must be why you're here lad in the shagger's general

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the weekend is upon us

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>>204325989
UHH SIR EXCUSE ME SIR, MR JANNY SAID YOU CANT TALK ABOUT THAT YOU ARE BREAKING HIS RULES SIR

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Wales win on penalties to face Italy

Argentina lose out to fellow semi finalists Mexico

>>204326114
just got back from gym and have a cute gf mate, I will say it again as I find myself saying time and time again - your life experiences do not necessarily reflect those of others that are here

the shagger's general but unironically

>>204326135
there's 14 hours on that clock

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>>204326135

>>204326148
When one in four people are depressed in the UK lad I think you'll find otherwise.

>>204326135
there can be no weekend enjoyment so long as palestinians are getting bombed daily you gronk

>>204326148
Is your gf white?

>>204326148
thats crazy

>>204326170
good lad

cant find indian girls attractive (the very few) anymore without feeling like jd vance, grim

>>204326171
>>204326148
Sorry, you're right. One in six.

>>204326171
mental illness is a cope for genetic duds who can’t face what they are

Mental how we could each get cancer that just completely strikes us down in our prime

My face is smiling but my soul is screaming

>>204326007
literally me. mad that i'm also my own gf

>>204326226
Like you, for instance.

>>204326177
Yes my friend! White, brunette and petite. Also hilarious, which is why I’ll marry her at some point.

>>204326232
that's too much. i just watch amateur porno, does the same job.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnddx3dS6Ks

Therapy is nothing more than a pity party

not a fan at all of that yank doing that

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back2back gg collab kino

>>204326257
KYS

>>204326245
absolutely not mate, I would never feign mental illness to pull on people’s heart strings because I’m incapable of being a man.

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It's all going tits up for England already

>>204326250
Good lad, give her many white babies and start soon

>>204326228
nah I'm immortal

>>204326228
alexa play leonard cohen-everybody knows

>be creepy pedophile obsessed with ginger children
>listen to the most retarded gorilla rap music available
just a fucking freak all around

>>204326279
Just write witty posts and scrounge for attention on 4chan instead

just uh... noshed a packet of cheese and onion crisps...
what do you... uh... think about that?

>>204325740
I made this edition earlier
Glad someone got some nostalgia from it to do it again

>>204326319
no you didnt
be quiet

>>204326319
I posted op and didn't see yours
I reckon you're lying

>>204326285
It will be done, the plans are already laid, we’ll have no less than 3

>>204326319
lying little pissant

>>204326307
you reminded me I got a pack I wanted to try because they have a funny little character on them, going to get some now

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favourite louis theroux doc?

>>204326340
3 isn't a lot

Got tonsilitis

>>204326350
the autism one is goated
but the casino one is also funny, the son whos mum is pissing away his inheritance

>>204326302
I have no need for attention on 4chan, I just can’t stand seeing boys who should be men screaming and crying about how life isn’t fair and their brain is evil. If you’re not sharp enough to pull yourself together and need a crutch to even try, you’re honestly just a pathetic drain on resources.

Yes, 190, you should have seven or eight children with your Aryan bride!

>>204326350
Not seen this doc but that clip is pretty sad
Can tell the mother hates her child and wants nothing to do with him anymore. Must be hell bringing up some autistic freak who will never return your love

>>204326307
>a packet of cheese and onion crisps
Empty calories basically

>>204326356
reckon anything more than that is pushing it lad haha x

>>204326392
Wait until you're a drain on resources lad. Only what, thirty? Forty more years?

I wonder what you'll do when you need a nurse to help change your diaper and spoonfeed you mush because you can't remember who you are

>>204326392
Problem is, everything really is fucking shit.

>>204326013
for me it's plenty of pickles and pork

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don't believe this

addicted to youtube lolcow documentaries

>>204325740
mad how he was bent

>>204326450
most women here have big bra sizes because they're fat probably

>>204326433
A different argument all together as I would’ve been contributing to society for a good 60 years at that point. I’m not interested in arguing about it if you’re not going to move from whatever position you’ve taken so I’ll leave it there, seems to be a waste.

>>204326455
that is just a mirror lad

>>204326479
>Contributing to society
Like making weedy little posts on 4chan and fulfilling your deepest fantasies at the gym.

Yeah mate, you're sound.

>>204326438
Understandable mate and you’re not wrong.

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facts

>>204326514
who lad

>>204326500
Insults, interesting, can you tell me exactly what you’re arguing for?

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Gimenez scores a screamer

>>204326494
unironically is
think I could have gone that route if I didn't have the bare minimum amount of self-awareness

>>204326533
You getting your head checked

got a bit of brian eno on

>>204326547
Hah. As I suspected, on your way little pussy boy.

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If a girl texts you using smileys does that mean she likes you as more than a friend?

>>204326565
Too busy contributing to society lad.

Off you trot.

what actually happened in amsterdam then lads?

>>204326569
tough one, who's to say really?

I ain't saying she a gold digger
But she ain't messin with no broke niggers

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Hey man. I gotta borrow your car dude

>>204326582
some jews got bashed in for their zionism

>>204326582
the worst thing in the history of the world, if the bbc or the guardian is to be believed

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>>204326531

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HT
England (xG 1.1) 0-1 (xG 0.8) Mexico

What happened to all the wholesome porno slags?
They've all got ugly chest tattoos and do piss gargling and anal gaping
Miss the old classy porno slags de lads

>>204326582
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Holocaust

I'm a bit of a diva, kind of a slut too to be honest

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>>204326586
blapipo be like
>daaaaaayuuuuum cuh he spittin truth right there dawg

>>204326550
warm jets?

>>204326603
>>204326562
>>204326531
Spainsimp spam

>>204326603
corr feet spaff

>>204326582
israeli football hooligans were taking the piss singing about killing arab babies, ripping down palestine flags, booing the spanish moment of silence for the flood victums. eventally loads of arabs in amsterdamn went on an jew hunt and battered loads of them.

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Brian Eno is rather funny sometimes in interviews. He has a sharp sense of humour and a dry wit about him.

That Nick Fuentes Tweet might have officially mainstreamed radfem movement in the US lads

>>204326619
for of a size queen meself

>>204326550
For me, it's 'The Big Ship'

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>>204326522
EFCevie, don't gass her up tho, she's a man hating feminist who goes viral everyone in a while

>>204326614
name 1 thing that isn't classy about piss gargling and anal gaping

>>204326655
>meself
*mesen

>>204326550
kino
music for airports

kek catyank is so funny

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>>204326673

>>204326626
deep blue day

>>204326674
It's just vulgar

hilarious is what it is

>say some bullshit about the royal family
>wow he loves my country so much :-)

>>204326687
reckon she turned into a mummy soon after

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What kind of British accent does Alan Moore have?
https://youtu.be/4K5B1s-DMdI

President Trump is going to ruin our economy all the companies will leave. I'll just have to move to England for a better life

oh my days xD seen someone get mindraped to oblivion just now

>>204326728
you can stay in my house

>>204326726
west midlands, birmingham, wolverhampton, that sort of area

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>>204326687
>a kiss on the cheek?
>!!!!!!

>>204326726
Midlands

>>204326726
Cockney

might become gay for /brit/

>>204326728
Good move 2bh, reckon the popularity of Derry Girls, Cillian Murphy, Paul Mescal etc has created large demand for Irish bfs

>>204326728
ireland is kind of a dump either way lets be real

>>204326746
>west midlands
He's from Northampton so East Midlands, but it's all the same really, ugly brummie accent.

>>204326728
>President Trump is going to ruin our economy
how?

>>204326754
might give you a friendly wank from behind on the windowsill

>>204326777
Can see his Adam's Apple.

I’m tired of pretending cockney isn’t the best English accent, everyone likes the cheeky cockney ffs

>>204326777
So effing peng!!

>>204326768
Lower corporate tax in Murica

>>204326747
is she going to send my good posts about pooing too because otherwise it isn't fair

trump said he's going to annex britain in 2025 and remove all of the diversity and make it anglo celtic reserve.

>>204326809
Good!

>>204326784
dont exist anymore m8

>>204326784
It's not an English accent, it's an immigrant patois.

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I do not wish to alarm anyone but I just saw some politics posts outside of /pol/.

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDUX-ULUKO0

herb powell or homer simpson, chat?

Sprouts making me farty

>>204326784
Remember a lad here trying to make a /brit/-themed Cockney rhyming slang ("Peaches and cream" = meme, that sort of thing)

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>>204326784
based and tompilled

>>204326832
Oh yeah? Well you avatarfag and don't ever get banned for it for some reason.

>>204326795
cant wait to drink your tax haven tears

giving my own bum the raping of a lifetime

"I lost my Son, they call it dead naming for a reason, so my Son, Xavier is dead. Killed by the woke mind virus. I vowed to destroy the woke mind virus after that."

-Elon Musk

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Visit Runcorn

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England win 3-1 again and Wales beat Italy

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>>204326277
Respect the strength of the crowd—but don’t fear it. Crowds are powerful, but primitive, their behavior simple and repetitive.

rorke raising a british flag on the flagpole in the front garden of his council house
leftypol calling the police and reporting it as a hate crime because a muslim family has just moved in over the road

What's cockney rhyming slang for gimmique?

trump said britain is vital in controlling all 4 corners of the world with our premier navy and armed forces. he has said we are vital to american security. he praised our preparedness for the outbreak of war and mentioned the possibility of creating a program to send all of the secret service to buckingham palace to learn to guard high value targets

>The broad masses of the people are not made up of diplomats or professors of public jurisprudence nor simply of persons who are able to form reasoned judgment in given cases, but a vacillating crowd of human children who are constantly wavering between one idea and another
>The great majority of a nation is so feminine in its character and outlook that its thought and conduct are ruled by sentiment rather than by sober reasoning

>>204326878
He'll invest in prototyping it and stick it on one of his launchpads

>>204326842
BOSH!

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The stage is set, the 2026 world cup final shall be between Wales and England

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Alan Moore said that he once left the realm of time and he met the ghosts of dead magicians including William Blake.

>>204326888
גִימִיק

I'm a little hellraiser, /brit/.
I hope you appreciate that with a (You). That's all I want.

>>204326888
He said nothing of the sort. Grow up.

>>204326879
crossed the bridge hundreds of times and never considered visiting runcorn not even once

>>204326745
Cheers la

>>204326905
Reckon he's a paedo?

what would you do with £5000 right now?

>>204326911
that’s ur mams nickname for my cock funny enough

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>>204326800
stick an Everton badge on your poo posts and you're all good

>>204326926
bet on trump to win us election

>>204326926
put it towards a nice trip to new york

>>204326926
top up the old isa

>>204326926
invest it

>>204326928
it's a free you

>>204326883
Why are you obsessed with Venus

>>204326926
Buy 20,000 Euromillions tickets

>>204326902
wth

Rape the disabled....

Business idea: train for 12 months in hard-scrabble black American boxing gym then move to UK and dominate the Irish Traveller underground boxing scene

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>>204326929

>>204326926
Get a suit made.
Some nice shoes.
Niche fragrance.
Expensive whiskey.
Big houseplant.
New laptop.

Reckon I could do all of that with 5K.

>>204326946
it's closed mate. can't buy tickets until tomorrow morning

temptation to text """her""" has risen
probably due to the drink, going to let it subside

>>204326926
5k straight up the ol' vanguard

>>204326956
...yes quite

NEW
>>204326954
>>204326954
>>204326954
>>204326954

get the mentally disabled burned at the stake

make love to the disabled

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>>204326959

>>204326971
piss off heathervirgin

>>204326971
what ARE you DOING

Rape heathermong

kill heathermong

would absolutely love to shag a midget up her shit pipe and make her eat the poo off the end of my throbbing cock

young keeley hawes eating a bag of chips and sucking her fingers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEWn0aVcuSM

>>204326890
when? where?

>>204327020
Wait right there mate I've got a cracking webm for you

Got no mates you see

All in the new btw

>>204327044
no mates no dates

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>>204327020
There's this episode of House where his patient is a midget, and House did too much Vicodin and he started laughing at his own joke and the midget woman said "Are you high?"
And House said "Higher than you."
It was funny.

>>204326959
screaming

>>204326954
All in here

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babeh sneede

>>204326987
>>204327004
>>204327009
>>204326971
>>204327075
Spainmong get help. you do this all day every day, entirety of your life is devoted to this bizarre behaviour.

>>204327078
bludgeon it to death with a mattock

mental how that thing probably already has a bigger cock than me

>>204327078
RIP

how do i report an early new to janners? hypothetically of course

Mental how badly I mindraped him lol

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Wales' biggest match ever against neighbours and fierce rivals England, right on home soil.

>>204327106
there are no jannies
that's why they're hiring them currently

>>204327086
such a bizarre individual
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/subject/brit/deleted/deleted/

>>204326959
blud's tweaking for hamas

Investing and saving
To finally live your life when you retire basically
To become one of the grey hordes on a cruise ship or driving a flash car
Something to ponder

new
>>204326954
>>204326954
>>204326954
>>204326954

>>204327123
mate we all know you've been rigging it from a save point over and over again to get the results you want. give over

>>204327137
>when you retire

labour are going to steal all my retirement pot

>>204327156
Nope. Posted my last 2 games here, with webms. Just didn't feel like doing it for every match.

>>204327189
i'm talking about wales

>>204327189
yeah doing it for every match would make you a sad boring cunt wouldn't it

Labour is after me lucky charms!

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England XI.

Why the fuck are you lot moving to that thread

there is absolutely no point having a job in this country because of labour

>>204327179
sir keir's going to swipe it and blow it on a coke and booze party in number 10

>>204327221
even worse he's going to give it all to wogs

>>204327214
>the party of the workers
they're nothing of the sort these days. a shadow of what they once were

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Bit of a let off that i have to restart the final anyways because i forgot to change the match time to 10+ minutes

>>204327253
they just steal all your wages and give it straight to wogs and trannies these days

>>204327211
Unironically because Britain has become a genetic dead end dumping ground.
I really doubt most of you lot are even white.

So a few jews like Spainmong can just roll in here and piss about and everyone else will just follow along because they dont possess critical thinking skills

>>204327283
>because they dont possess critical thinking skills
Mentally ill I bet

>why does he post in his early dollhouse
Truly a mystery

Make an actual thread

>>204327392
we're not at 310 yet you fucking freak

that other thread is absolute fucking schizo central right now

maybe we should all apply to become a janny

>>204327478
They only give it to freaks who spend all day being boring incels like spainmong

>>204327449
Would love to have the IP counter back

3 weeks off gym and i haven't lost it. Easy little shoulder session there

bump

alive general

>>204327553
>>204327798
>>204328156
>>204329680
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>>204331518
Good taste