Cheap dentistry edish
>>204334102this is even worse that the last one nice job
when are they doing the kotor remakethey announced it like 4 years agoit's never coming out is it?
"British islanders" No, irish, southerners, scots, scousers, etc are all subhuman and freeloaders who suck off the teat of the northerner
Winnie the Poo
Aussies pretending they aren't nothing but cultureless chavs that we sent off to the other side of the world
I was walking into Costco with my teenage niece and preteen daughter. We were minding our own business when a man approached me and immediately said, “I love you. I love you. You’re beautiful.” I just said “nope” and walked past him to get my shopping done.Unfortunately when we were heading back to our car, he was still lingering in the parking lot. He approached me again and said, “You’re gonna miss me huh?” And I immediately shouted, “Stay the FUCK away from me” then proceeded to aggressively bark at him and then say, “Stay back because I can out-crazy you”His response? “What makes you think I’m crazy?”Like sir. Your opening line was I LOVE YOU. To a stranger who was with CHILDREN.It’s been a long time since I’ve had to deal with an interaction like that, but thankfully in the meantime the internet has taught me that I don’t owe politeness to those who make me uncomfortable.
applying for some jobs ladsaiming for 140k but would settle for 120k
Absolute STATE of my circadian rhythm
>>204334166Epic
>>204334167Absolute state of your nationActual chav containtment colony
Motion passed in the Court of Human Affairs to legalise 'Super-Rape' of communists and suspected communists, in a decisive vote of 249 to 6.
gay human immunodeficiency virus pooey sex arse
commiemong is heathermong is irish-black mong
Kiwis pretending they arent the cutest most shaggable bunch of lads ever created <3
any man in remember Ready Steady Cook presented by Ainsley Harriot before the Simpsons on BBC2 about 20 years back
>>204334177You never answered me in the last threadwho should we be taking up arms against?stop running away
>>204334197Of course we remember you mongrel
the cronem getting morning neck
MLG Ainsley Harriot youtube That was epic
*Surreptitiously googles praxis *
>>204334189this is my first post after serving my three day ban btw
>>204334198>who should we be taking up arms against?the chinese communist party
>>204333957Russia is de facto fighting for communism in alliance with China and Korea.
>>204334150>still seething lmao this cobber is deadset such a sook
MLP Cloppenheimer Parody ASMR [YTP]
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>>204334197not a clue what you're on aboutperhaps you mean ready steady cook presented by steve everett?though will say i was more a huey's cooking adventures with ian "huey" hewitson man
Rationalia parliament sentences Neil deGrasse Tyson to death by hanging for the crime of being a nigger, as evidenced by the statistical crime patterns of niggers and a genetic inclination for crime and low intelligence . Another victory for Science
>>204334219Theyre not even communist though, a façade of communism
>>204334233hail our people
*surreptitiously googles surreptitiously*
Another day another 20 square kilometres captured by Russia
>>204334206evidence for this statement lol?
>>204334257ы
Anyone fancy a cup of Tetley?
>>204334259derp, doesn't exist you sperg
>>204334267N'yet(not yet)
Been absolutely mogging /brit/ this morning. They're not sending their best
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Everettever see a wiki page for someone that just makes you go "aw poor fella"
>>204334257All worth it then
>>204334268?
Love having shagger energy in the autumn
>>204334282Yes but not from this
ur all so jealous of my wu tang dunks Wstop seething boys, okay????????
>>204334206HERES 10 PAGES OF MINORITY CRIME STATISTICSIS THST ENOUGHH?????
i have finally perfected what i affectionally call "the poop flute"
>>204334179Big porn watching fashy vibes
>>204334206Stop and search vendicated
all I gotta do is call you on the phone and you'll come running home yeah that's all I gotta do
>Big porn watching fashy vibes
Russians online compared to westerners are so differentMore well read than us and allThey are way more smart on average than america (maybe mostly because no wogs)
lost a lot of money this year taking it out of my S&P fund and putting it in crypto lol
>>204334357Crypto is monopoly moneyWarren Buffet vindicated again
>>204334357Good
>>204334357i inherited 200k and sat on it since last summer expecting a market crash lmaocould have made like 40% on voo
>>204334340really surface level retard take herebet you'd think they were trogs if you could actually speak russian and weren't only being exposed to the comparative "cream of the crop" of russia who can actually speak english well
Will be howling if i get to line up some of the fash /pol/ mongs from here in the next great communist revolution.
>>204334340Reckon its going to school 6 days a week what does it
time 2 drink my frozen coke zero ahaha
>>204334380>weren't only being exposed to the comparative "cream of the crop" of russia who can actually speak english wellWhat makes you think i just mean english speakers? Talking in another language doesnt make you intelligent.
>>204334334evil man
>>204334405
>>204334384Bit of a macro aggression that. Would be reporting you to the HR checka
>>204334347Based
VWRL is up 28% this year
just not fair that alcohol has calories in it while every other drug doesn't
>>204334384there has never been a communist revolution
>>204334403very, very few russians speak english fluently ladit'd be like a russian basing their view of the english solely on the interactions they have with russian-speaking brits, completely ignoring the chavvy masses
>>204334410
funny how fascists pretend to care about non-material concepts such as "honour, tradition" but when it comes down to it they just all supports coups and wars against any state or party that opposes US imperialist capitalist exploitation
werner hertZOG
>>204334447our "fascists" are isolationists, the people who support coups openly hate tradition
Capitalism must be deconstructed, piece by piece, and sealed away in a box forever.
>>204334447Yeah hitler and mussolini famously big fans of America
is that right, yeah?*turns and starts a conversation with the wall*
Reckon at least 70% of commiemong's "coke-snorting", "fashy" and more bizarrely "NATO" and "porn-watching" posts have been directed at my posts For what it's worth commiemong, there's nothing wrong with a bit of fascism and flake. But I'm ambivalent on porn (prefer shagging) and I'm not a big NATO fan at allAppreciate our mutual hatred for each other.
reckon this place would genuinely drive a man of weaker mind to madness
>>204334489perhaps the most boring post of all time
>>204334494Guess ive got a weak mind then
Women are inherently fascistAvoid
Who put a ruble in Commiemong?
>>204334494only a mad person would write this
>created a youtube video on papua new guinea>getting good views>apparently I mispronounced Papua>getting bullied mercilessly>one said even though it's my first vid I should quit because of how obviously retarded I amin tears right now ladsin actual tearswhat a way to start Saturday morn
Im pretty strong mind apart from the crippling porn, internet and video game addiction
>>204334516He doesn't take bourgeois currency. Hes powered by his own smug farts
>>204334531How did you say it
commiemong sitting in his smelly chilhood bedroom rubbing his tiny willy thinking about shooting 'fascists' i.e. normal right wing white people
Remembering all of my missed opportunities again. Next year I'll make up for it as much as I can. Not much but it's something.
off to the train stationbit drizzly outgrey skies obviously I've forgotten what sunlight looks like at this point
>>204334531Boring faggot, pick a good subject like 7th century Byzantium
>>204334549im not sure i have any missed oppertunitieswith work im too incompetentwith women im too uglyfor things that aren't caused by apathy there was no otehrway it could have gone wihtout me not being me
>>204334544Pah-Paw
>>204334531Youtubers pronounce things all the time.Crate and crated instead of create is a personal hate.PAPA sounds more right than pap-uw-a
>>204334132
God bless the Provisional Irish Republican ArmyErin go bragh
>>204334556nobody gives a fuck about the iconoclasm rorke
fuzzy wuzzy angelsgood bunch of lads
Celtic zoomy is awake
>>204334552same virgin fit as yesterday I see
>>204334591you're an iconospazz
>>204334102American History X is meh as a film, the acting is wooden
>>204334604fuck off you hun cunt
This pizza is too peng to be real
Inseminate women and impregnate them
>>204334612done him
said I’m really lonely lads
>>204334606untruesame grey skinny jeansdifferent trainersoversize linen blend shirt rather than a jumperso you've embarrassed yourself here
dogs if they were englishkek
Mad how i live in the shire (cheshire) and everything else is the rest of middle earth, with London being MordorPennines are the misty mountainsWales is the blue mountainsScotland is Gundabad/Forochel
>>204334628*ruffles your hair * why dont you go outside you little scamp
>>204334623you best start believing in peng pizzas cos you're in one
>>204334623pic
anyone else see graham rape scarlett in Thursday's epsiode of Doctors
>>204334628cheer up mate
posh women out in their wellies with their posh dogs
>>204334649White man bad
>>204334649Isnt doctors on at like lunchtime?
300 young men from dangerous third world countries imported to Altrincham to live freely on the taxpayerThe hotel they are now occupying is opposite two all-girls schoolsLocals not consulted and now being told there is nothing they can do but accept itThe new arrivals have nothing to do except mooch around smoking and drinking coffee, which will inevitably lead to boredom and who knows what nextYou can't make it up
LOW LIE THE FIELDS OF ATHENRYWHERE ONCE WE WATCHED WE WATCHED THE FREE BIRDS FLY(DIE DIE DIE PRINCESS DI)OUR LOVE WAS ON THE WING WE HAD DREAMS AND SONGS TO SINGNOW ITS SO LONELY ROUND THE FIELDS OF ATHENRY
>>204334663lol this is my sister
I just realised that my entire world is just Middle EarthBag end (my incel basement)Cheshire (the Shire)Manchester/surround sprawl (Bree)Pennines (Lone lands/misty mountains)Lake district (evendim)Wales (blue mountains/thorins halls)Midlands (Enedwaith/Eregion)Nottingham (Lothlorien)Black country (Dunland)South England (Gondor and Rohan)London (Mordor)Birmingham (Isengard)Bristol (Minas Tirith/Helms deep)France (Near Harad)Ireland (undying lands)Northumberland (Rhovanion)Channel crossers (kings men)
>>>/pol/487819015
Watching Fraiser (the original one)Laura Linney was such a starlet in the 90s, what a woman
>>204334678The shire is oxfordshire
>>204334678lol this is me
BANG DEEDHEED INTAE A FUCKING WALLFUCKING HEED AFF HER AIN FUCKIN SHOODERSFLYING DOON A FRENCH TUNNEL
me? an orcmy flat? a cavemy surroundings? mordor
>>204334707Mad that
Wailing and screeching and banging the walls of my incel flat
people love exaggerating how hard it is to pronounce "worcestershire"
me: ugly and evilmy tolkienan race: uruk
honestly might top myself
Risihi Sunak is literally sauron
>>204334725feel bad for your neighbours
Emma Watson poo
Converting all of Russia to Islam
The Rings of Power Was Underrated [2028 Analysis]
I JUST WOKE UP IN A FUCKING STEAMY MOOD YEAH
If every human being on Earth made a chain, hand-in-hand, reckon we could sort it all out
Homosexuality: the Real Underground of Middle Earth by Luna Starforth
>>204334767
>>204334751Then i shall convert the entirety of /brit/ to catyank brand Orthodoxy
me and the boys waiting in line at the Londis to buy baccy and cans
hawk tuah new guinea
>>204334784Dazza's back with a tan
>>204334782Always thought Stephen Colbert and John Oliver were the same person back in my mong days, I didn't watch video so never heard the obvious and clear difference between the two
texted my dad to ask if he could pick me up from the station in 25 minshe's left me on read
>>204334784this but to get into the standing area of wembley for taylor's eras tour
>>204334623cbf
>>204334788lol
Pay up.
all the lads
>>204334837A great bunch of lads
>>204334823
peng cronem minge
gambled last night on the old betfred roulette n blackjacklost my 20 quid balance, then lost 100 quid depositing 20 a popthen deposited 50 and got back to 150 and called it quitsso lost my 20 quid balance int he end. passed about 3 hours doing it and was quite enthralled the whole time. all in all, wish i had just wanked or drank instead but eh the comeback at the end was a good feel
>>204334837Eating them all like gummy wormsMight eat their legs first
at the stationwho's coming for a scrap?
>>204334837whats the frog that injects predators with a lethal dose of DMT
>>204334772https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltic_Way
>>204334788https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEtdfRO_YqA&ab_channel=RareMemes
Janitor applications are now being accepted. Apply here.
>>204334861>horsforthaka what ur mum calls her last shag of the night
>>204334861dont even know where fuckin "horsforth" even is mateif a got the train doon tae england ad skelp 40 shades a shite out youdont ever fucking challenge anyone here to a fight again you fanny
Corr need this tech utilised for serious business like ai gilfriends
wallace and grommeting a poo
>>204334861Fucking hell my bedroom window is literally in this imageTake another pic, ill get my willy out for you lot.
>>204334896only got 20x zoom on this phone camera mate that ain't gonna cut it
Spainnonce was unironically the janitor but having to look at blacked posts all day probably messed him up
Scottish normies are funny little animals. Should have some at Chester zoo.
>>204334896>lives in some newbuild brown deano flat like a good prolemate my house is 5x yours
poo's leng
this place is dreadful
>>204334892do they think they can lure him into coming back to kill her again or what
>>204334925>Scottish normiesSame as English normies but we drink Tennents instead of carling and talk funny to you mongos because you are too low IQ to understand different Anglic dialects
>>204334938*wanks you off*
I'm not usually one to gag at my own farts but fuck me that was a disgusting concoction I released just nowMight need a sit down
lads on the train already on the tinsnot even 10am fair play
I can either stay up and brave the hangover and earn the respect of my fatherBut at the same time earn the shame of my mother who thinks her wee boy is an alkyThe Celtic mans lament
new song lads that i wrote it gooooooes:you just took a L, ay, you jus ttook a L,i just poo pooed on ur face and made you fuckn smell,i just pissed on ur bum too, and now when u sit down,u feel like a clown, nigga, u feel like a clown,poo poo on ur face my nigga, poo poo in ur mouth,wee wee on ur bum my nigga, on where u poo out
got the London grammar on
>>204334965mate fuck offyer no even into football
>>204334965>File: gprime_comic.jpg (230 KB, 1000x1000)lol this is me
>>204334983Celtic as in the wogball team or celtic as in the race
>>204334965Never understood the appeal of morning drinking
>>204334913Mad how theres not some rule to delete obviously duplicated threads, yet this mong can just post as many as he wants and then pretends to ban himself eventually
The ingenuity of the Gael, the race that invented the telly, the phone, the radio, the fridge, the nuclear bomb, comes to him in an alcoholic stuporCelts are western slavs without the mongoloidic genes
Don't watch football meNot a retard, you see
huck twoer
The Underground was easy to learn. A rural American like myself mastered it in two days. Top notch public transport even if parts of it aren’t truly underground.
anyone want to goon
>>204335015both mateceltic fan and a native of the boglands of these fair islespure celt me, even got the big irish head, the massive prefrontal cortex but the genetic alcholicsm that cancels it out
>>204335037Good ladIts a gateway to gambling, domestic abuse alcoholism and wog worship
>>204335005I am a passionate Liverpool fan
>>204335072anti-gael propoganda this
only watched 29 movies this year
Local women crochet/knit sweaters for rescued elephants, Elephant Conservation Care Center, India, where the animals are often vulnerable and nights are particularly cold
>>204334531double down and pronounce it even worse next time
>>204335077you are a half caste fae chesteryou are not even from this country mate
>>204335096grim i've done not that many for me like 250
chad
lads on the train talking about Barlow's massive soncan hear them through my active noise cancellation
>>204334477Yeah they are actually were, Hitler especially essentially just copied American racial laws and expansionism
>>204335120
hello all I have returned from my 3 day ban after posting about.....that certain person during a certain political event I would like to apologize to all of you for doing this, the jannies who rightfully raised this heinous crime, the moderators of this fine website and to god himselfI have learned my lesson and I swear I return to you a better man and that from here on out all posts of mine shall relate to the discussion of foreign culture and languageMay you all find it in your heart to forgive me and welcome me back
>>204335179blog on snorelord
Janitor positions are open, you lads up for the challenge?
mad how that walter herzhog fella was in the star wards
when I was getting high daily last year I'd just lie in bed watching warhammer 40k lore videos for hoursfun stuff
>>204335096have watched one (1) film this year it was john wick 4 and it was shit
>>204335215u nfathomably grim
An ice cream man is a man who drives around in a van luring children to his van with the promise of sugary sweets, but in a socially acceptable way.
>>204335179mate we had a chat amongst us while you were away and decided that we dont want you back so...
shaking like a wee alcoholic gremlin posting to my little 4chan thread of cunts that arent even real
>>204334965they'll defo have coke. only way to keep going if you're starting that early.
25 newly single with no prospects or social stock its over for me
>>204334489
>>204335248you are an alcoholic gremlin probably from scotland or northern ireland, skulk on down to your offie for another bottle of glens to null the discomfort of your pointless life
oan the buckie
>>204335248LOL this is actually me
Uterally mental what passes as the idea of being a loser these days. I've had people with jobs and savings tell me that they think their life is over and here I am as a high school dropout neet in a suburb with no car
>>204335266I swear every day you go on about this you are one woe is me whinging cunt no wonder she left you how did you pull anyone in the first place
>>204335266>newly singlefUCKoFFnEUROtYPICAL
if you’ve never started getting on it with ur mates at this time on the way to football, a festival or the airport I really feel bad for you. Lads need to be LADS. You gotta get out there
>>204335300but you've had sex right
>>204335275im from glasgow mate got a bottle of vodka sitting next to me but feel am literally going to die of either the DTs or alcoholic oblivion
me pulling my mate from rorke's grasp
i had sex with at least 300 girls in high schoolnow i've moved on to men
>>204335312Not him but go back to /r9k/ you foul incel ghoul
>>204335316haha yh...
>>204335335sure bro you arent an incel yet you're here shitpositng at 10am on a saturdayCOPE ON
incel is short for internet celebrity
>>204335313im 20 and done this countless timesreally dont know why you cunts big up normal british working class male behaviour as some sort of achievementthe standard saturday is you wake up hungover from the pub on the friday, you go to the game with your mates, afterwards you get a few pints and either head home for a party or go to the nearest city for a night outthis is hardly "deano" or "chad" behaviour. most cunts do this
>>204335357Reckon you've cooked those peas for long enough mate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K60k-ueAb4I
>>204335372aye
>im 20 andshut the fuck up
>>204335357The peas and baked potatoe are well overcooked, I' just going to assume the meat is too.
>>204335325been there, remember to take your vitamins (mostly b1), if you do manage to avoid the dt's you might still end up with wernicke korsakoff syndrome which turns you into a vegetable man forever but you probably know that
>>204335371you little baby
batato is short for "Baked Potato"
>>204335374give more channels to learn not to sing
this is my world today
>>204335352I bet you've never even spoken to a woman you just expect one to climb up a ladder and into your smelly bed
>>204335396https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q9rewnLFYw
>>204335266gf broke up with me when i was 22 and i havent had a gf or any friends sinceim 30 now
the absolute state of anyone who ends up reliant on alcohol, the lack of self control is just pathetic
Bedding washed and changed, lavender spray on the pillows, candle lit.No more spending the weekend in a smelly bedroom for me. I shall be spending it in a nice smelling bedroom.
>>204335451t, has never been depressedit's a neurotransmitter issue with alcoholics which is why they need anti depressants/sedatives
>>204335357oh dear... xleave it to mummy next time lad
>>204335401aye mate hold on let me jump down the vitamin shopill be sound mate, had seisures off the drink before cause I went to magaluf once and was drunk for 15 days straightits not that bad, just need to get your rosary beads out>>204335410probably had more mental nights out than you can dream of
>>204335445how on earth does this happen. You pulled before you can pull again plus ur more experienced now..? WTF
>>204335442project on schizolord
>>204335451alcohol is just too fun
we would be so happy you and me no one there to tell us what to do
>>204334851Is this ai? Whats up with those swastikas
>>204335445you're better off having had a relationship and it not working out then never having one in the first placelike you'd prefer to have a drink with a divorced 40 year old bloke rather than a 40 year old who's never had a romantic relationship
>>204335470tard
lmao a guy got beat up in my suburb because he was wearing the MAGA hat
>>204335471No, you definitely haven’t, I’ve done seasons abroad laddy
>>204335468im a depressed alcoholic and it's my fault, i drink every night because it feels good and that's it really
>>204335475went from beiing aloof and interesting to being a weird old loner in a short space of a few yearswomen dont like that
>>204335165Simply not true
the chinese ai videos have convinced me that china is a good country
>>204335471Average celtic fan
>>204335451Literally nothing wrongYou are weak genetics if you become an alcoholicI have been drunk for 15 days straight once, not a minute sober and I drink every weekendAnd even then I can still say no to a drink, the only reason I do drink is for socialisingYanks and Pakis get 3 cans a night and get addicted. I have literally been kept alive on vodka, snus and cocaine for several days and felt fine afterwards. British and Irish people are genetically adapted to binge drinking. We do it the most out of any europeans.
mmhmm! yes...
arrived in Harrogate full of old people wearing poppiesrubbish place
>>204335484newfag
Make Alderney Guernsey Again
Might move to China.
>>204335531nothing wrong with a wee 3 dayer seshhavent lived
>>204335544Queue up at Betty's with the rest of your indian mates
>>204335445ktim except 19 then and 38 now.
the daily opening and closing of draws for 20 minutes by my mother has started
>>204335588Get her shagged.
2019 rugby world cup
>>204335445you are fucking pathetic matebird broke up with me at 18 and shagged 3 women since and got one on the goim 21
the summer of 2026 is gonna have some happenings
>>204335575>>204335445do you lads know technically your virginity’s have grown back? The penis you have now as in the set of atoms that make it are entirely different, as you are right now you’ve never touched a vagina
i wear a condom when i'm wanking my mates. better safe than sorry
>>204335588https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJiwsHJY1n4
>>204335588we must have the same mother
>>204335588me searching for a clue
>>204335588>>204335613That's her getting shagged. Might need to tighten the drawers
www.website.com/internet/computer.html
>>204335603>im 21its easy when youre young and fertile lad
mmhmm, get the new one cooked x
>>204335607Yeah, I think about that stuff sometimes. The oldest cells in your body are about seven years old, meaning I have technically died a virgin multiple times since I last had sex.
>>204335613does she also hoover the same piece of carpet daily?
dire, dire thread
The Germanic man>has 8 beers and passes outThe Mediterranean man>has 3 glasses of wine and calls it a nightThe British man>has 12 pints, pisses himself, fights a bouncer, buys cocaine but loses the bag, steals a bottle of vodka, tries it on with a past lover, goes off in a huff, gets home at 8amwhy are we like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9um7V1HQA4
dress left me
>>204335643no she does the hoovering once a week when father permits
>>204335686
becoming a bit more worldly, other cultures are so interestinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcB0Qwz3xr0
Bit early
bums
>>204335662>announces season 5 before 4 has airedCLARKSON