You'll never leave edition
mum's arse flapping in the breeze
>>204335686I love encino man
Aussies are unironically less a nation than Scotland
Watching sports because I'm a sports enjoyer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2VXV4d-7_Q
no point in watching the forecast it's been the same shite weather for close to two weeks
the pale ones are walking around in leggings in front of the machete carrying goons outside the jamaican barber
worn through another sex arse
daily mail on a mad one
Why can't I just walk around a dealership without being bothered by a salesman? I've already told you I'll get you when I need you leave me alone mate.
>>204335737dussy would sound better
I could probably stay up the next 20 hours on alcohol and various stimulants and potentially go aff ma fuckin nut or a could go to bed and wake up feeling half dead in 16 hours and ruin a SaturdayWhat do
>>204335736not seen the sky in a week
>>204335737my eyesight is fucking terrible I thought that was a sleeping cat in the thumbnail.
>>204335761cunts always say am lying but there was a time in the winter of 2017-2018 where I genuinely did not see the yellow of the sun for 4 weeksI tracked it
>>204335744This is their top tier research or the journos are desperately trying to jump ship
>>204335756what kind of dealership?
Wonder if dadberg will let me put on the heating today it is fucking baltic in here
>>204335760get to sleep and don’t emerge until Sunday. Use Sunday to recuperate. Monday you are going to start TRAINING you useless pile of fucking shit. You need to train 5 days a week.
>>204335789why are your countrymen so interested in capeshit and childrens moviessomeone like that in britain would be mocked relentlessly and have no social life because we are a pub going shagger culture
>>204335792gf dealer
Spainonce on a mad one
>>204335783errmmm?? Kept an eye on where the sun should be in the sky for 10 hours a day did you? How do you know it didn’t peek out once
>>204335792Arnold Clark. Was looking at a few C-HRs, mileage, years etc and he was just following me around in silence breathing heavily.
>>204335815what
>>204335807I am naturally muscular. I dont need to train that much. I need to keep up my reputation as a mad sesher in Glasgow so I can make more British babies.You dont understand.
>>204335827didnt know mike enoch was in the sas
leng katy in skin tight leggings and top walking past stoned jamaican brethren
Any update on the Stanley Tucci situation?
No wonder the poor lambs are being offered therapy
this proves no one is bisexual
>>204335832cause a never fuckin seen it did Iit was a permanent overcast sky for 4 weeks
>>204335863me in the 14%
>>204335857Need anxious Yank women sent to the west country pronto and brainwashed with harry potter propoganda then married off to british incels to secure a future for our race.
mental this
>>204335882*the yank women*
stanley tucci kids
Married at first sight (INCEL edition)would watch
>>204335857give them all lead to the head therapyfucking wastes
>>204335863i haven't had sex in 2 years with a woman but i would probably fuck a trap
>>204335898would
>>204335898Gay if you wouldn't
If i was in america i would probably be diagnosed a paranoid schizophrenic and be locked away in a home, then when I escaped would take my anger and abuse out on 15 innocent walmart shoppers with a high grade machine gunbut since i was born in great britain i just get chucked out pubs and talk conspiracy theories to deanos then post on brit when i stumble homethis is why the United Kingdom is a superior nation to the united states.
>>204335863men are either straight or gayit's that simple
>>204335898too much ass
>>204335898corr imagine sitting next to her on a 9 hour flight, unable to escape from her overwhelming body odour
>>204335928i'm sure you can get ahold of a rifle or shotgun if you wantedstop being a pussy
>>204335898quite fascinating how yank food turns people into these weird grotesque shapes
the cronem getting their shape-ups x
adr uae dra ied osy
>>204335957we eat yank slop and look like that
*sets video mode to 50Hz*
Didn’t have a wank before bed last night so now I’ve been stuck with a permanent semi all morning.Shall have to crank one out before i leave the house.
>>204335975that cheeky grin, the grin of a man who’s just shagged a young prime English rose no doubt
mad how booze makes you bloated and uglysick of the stuff
*denies atrocities*
>>204335973Not me
whatsa matta you?(HEY)gotta no respek
the cronem getting shape-ups
>>204335987this is me but I need to save it for the gf tonight
>>204335952no i can't really and i have no innate desire to massacre my fellow countrymen like some half caste muttoid freakmy desire is to get pissed on cheap lager and start ranting about the jews to my mates who I dont know why stll keep me aroundyou are full of hate, anger, bitterness. I am full of love, knowledge and comradarie.
>>204335988Aren't you supposed to use your Belgian VPN for these kinds of posts. getting your gimmicks mixed up is a recipe for disaster
Emma Watson having a bowel movement.
>>204335928shut up you drunk scottish retard
>>204335952Are you encouraging someone to commit a mass shooting lad?
>>204335947>>204335975norks are more human than the doll people
>>204335928If I were*Hypothetical subjunctive mood
mental how i have evolved on these shitty wee islandswhenever i am dying of a hangover and tanning a 2 liter bottle of milk i remember practically every member of my lineage in the past 4,000 years has done the same experiencesshame ive no cows or sheep to attend to
>>204336036no, to take up target practice by shooting cans and stuffit's good fun
>>204336047Hypothetically might shove my willard up your bumhole
bumping that
>>204335756They have KPIs to meet
the celt yearns for herding the sheep
>>204336071All your sex is hypothetical
>>204336040norks means tits lad. for example: 'she's got massive norks'. 'corr those are some cracking norks'. 'big pair of norks that'.
mate am going aff ma fuckin nut a cant tell whats fucking going jesus fucking christ lord forgive me for yer taking the name in vain pharisees
cronem got the fresh waves
>>204336100toby
what’s the craziest back wind you lads have ever had
mowing my lawn
false alarm boys. feeling more with it now.chirst thats scary but, 30 seconds you are feeling mental pure spiralling worlds collapsing in next 30 you feel brand new
>>204336094norks is the north korean equivalent of gook
>>204336139I think he knows that lad
he gon hypnotize katy
mass sharting
>>204336138That's weird because I just saw the "who asked" alarm go off
get a clue
where is the fucking rain though? We have had rain in weeks!! CLENSE THIS LAND
love vampires me wish there were more vampire games
>>204336139north koreans are unironically the good guysdefending their country against an imperialist empire and nuclear arming themselves to do soeven created their own religioni know they send cunts to camps and all that but apart from that they seem alright.
cronem getting his shape up sharp and clean for katy tonite x
posting on /ck/ is like playing russian rouletteno question the janny there is a fucking HOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR
smoking my vape
>>204336161Where do you stayWas pishing it down half an hour ago
Average day for leftypol
>>204336179Have you considered you might just be a bad poster
>ancelotti was at evertonmental
wonder what effect this shitey fucking general has had on my consciousnessgenuinely been here every single day for about 5 years for at least 2 hours a dayreckon when i finally drop acid it will just be a collecion of /brit/ posts.
>>204336185south London lad
>>204336188the only bad posters are cuck and fag posters
>>204336140if he knew he wouldn't have tried to correct me lad
>>204336205grim mateget yourself out of therewhat do you work as
>>204336197>genuinely been here every single day for about 5 years for at least 2 hours a dayAlri spaino
I feel beneaththe whitethere is a redskinsufferingfrom centuries of taming
>>204336197have you considered closing this general and going off to do something else?
gf has three guinea pigs and I fucking hate them they just shit everywhere and whine for food. Don't see the point in having a pet that just gives you jobs to do and doesn't give you anything back.
got a hankering for scramby egg
>>204336213I believe you may be overestimating the goodwill of that poster
ffs i got to be up at 6am tomorrow but accidentally slept in today
>>204336228got a craving for mouthwash do ya
>>204336220not him mate am midnight scrambler though>>204336231i have a playstation and mates but when i finish work I just shitpost here and lay in my misery for a few hours
intolerably grim
It's been like this for literally over 1 week now. Zero sun, just endless grey cloud and no rain.
>>204336246What did you sleep in?
>>204336242>Don't see the point in having a pet that just gives you jobs to do and doesn't give you anything backFirst girlfriend?
>>204336216still mostly white where I am but it is slowly changing year on year. WFH data entry monkey me
>>204336246it's today though not tomorrow
papa knew guinea pigs in the biblical sense
Mental the first people to colonise America were giga rorkes that were too puritan and conservative for even 16th century England
>>204336272Yes, and?
asked my mum for a fleshlight for christmas, so we'll see how that turns out
>>204336270get yourself up norf or in albalondon is shite, doesnt pay as well as you think and too expensive
>>204336258and yet there are people who like this time of year, boggles the mind
>>204336261my spare bedroom bed>>204336272yeah but i need to adjust my brain for days before im capable of getting up that early and functioning for 10 hours. ive fucked it. now im now going to be able to sleep tonight and im fucked tomorrow.
Hate how when going on a date with someone you need to form that intangible connection and there's not much way of knowing whether it'll form
>>204336308Man has a spare bedroom alright quintillionaire
>>204336299no you didnt, be quiet.
om nom nom nom
The only thing worse than winter is cunts pissing and moaning about winter like it doesn't happen every year and you have not only lived through 25 of them in your warm cosy home with running water, electricity and 3 meals a day
>>204336312I'll form an intangible connection between your arse and my cock
>>204336335fucking fat cunt
might pop out for a coffee
i went into holland and barratt the man said 'evening primrose oil?' i said it's mr vine to you.he said 'soya chunks?' i said you shouldn't have been looking.
irreparable psychic damage? pity
Worked at gp practise once and did a general search of patients for nymphomaniacs. Never found one though
>>204336335piggy
Got a dynamic IP but my ISP probably has their DHCP lease times set too long and I never get a new IP when I restart my modem and it DOES MY NUT IN. Stop banning me, Jannard.
>>204336351ah yesplastic ass and plastic tits
mad how cunts say scottish people are stupid but i am scottish and have an eidetic memory and genuinely the smartest cunt in the thread, if not the countryi could genuinely work for mi5
>>204336338My flat has single pane windows from the 1920s and a hole in the roof so I shall be complaining
>>204336350>>204336368I'm not fat according to the NHS
>>204336360what
>>204336369dunno what any of this means aha x
>>204336371i could take over the world if i felt like itmade some absolute bullshit in factorio today
>>204336323I live in a 2 up 2 down terrace house in a slum in the North of England. You live in a luxury apartment on Bondi beach. Pipe down, pipsqueak.
>>204336371Nah, you're a fucktardBiggest fucktards I know are those who claim to have special memories
>>204336384Mum let you on the ipad has she?
>>204336351Cant even walk naturally.
leftover chinese scrandimonium
>>204336335These family size bags of crisps have slowly crept down in weight from 200g a few years ago to 140 or 130g now. Big crisp robbing us all blind, and we're falling for it.
>>204336369How about stop making posts that are so bad you get banned from 4chan of all sites
>>204336399no just never been good with it stuff and that x
>>204336360proper shite joke this, don’t give up your day job
>>204336371>eidetic memoryYeah we can all create pictures in our heads of memories mateMost of us don't bother to make them vivid cos it's a waste of time
>>204336389nah i am genuinely very smart thoughtaught myself spanish, italian, french at 14 just for the craicknow everything about history, wrote an essay for my mate and got him a disseration off the cuffcan plan my moves 20 years in advance but I know im going to end up a glaswegian bugman so it is no matter, if i dont die a rorkean terrorist
which big titty ebony qveen are you taking out of these 3?
>>204336412that literally is his day job
>>204336418intelligence doesn't mean jack if you use itno point in being able to do 120 if you only do 101
>>204336398mate am not joking can remember literally anythingtest me>>204336413can remember every face, date, birthday, background of every cunt i have ever met
>>204336418Schizophrenic delusions of grandeur
>>204336192corrspaffen
>>204336406Daylight robbery. That's why I buy a bunch for the month from amazon.£1.50 for a tube of pringles. Con artists at Tesco charging £2.20. Would be going into my overdraft if I even though of buying them from the corner shop.
>>204336418>>204336432don't use it*i'm not convinced you're as smart as you think but you're definitely smarter than I lol
>>204336428no thanks mate don’t want whatever you’re selling or owt cheers tho x
cronem shaving batondem and applying coco butter to make it smooth and supple for katy's silky hands
>>204336413I cant. Just a blank void
>>204336434If you were smart you would realise there's no way to test your claims here
>>204336406they're destroying families
>>204336448*Smarter than me
>>204336418speak some french for us callum
>>204336440volcano nips
>>204336398mental how true this issimilar thing, bitch at work says she has "hyper word processing" or something along those lines meaning she can read extremely fast and has excellent written communicationnone of that is evident in any of her work though, it's fucking shite
>>204336409Not happening, back-seat janny x
>>204336426
>>204336444pringles are 1.50 a tube at asda at the moment. i bought some 2 days ago after toil
>>204336406technically still family size if the size of families is getting smaller innit :^)
just remembered something perfectly. point proven i think.
>>204336458Go on have a goPicture the last lovely set of breasts you saw
>>204336472You're about to have a front seat on the ban bus
If you think you're smart but you're not good at maths then you're straight up not as smart as you think you are. t. oxbridge maths grad
>>204336437literally not schisoprehnic mate i have been testedi was born and raised catholic and believe God looks out for me, a literal normal belief for 2000 years of European historyI am not evil, I try to uplift and better people. I pray every night.>>204336448You would be suprised by my intellect. Would have absolutely mogged Etoninans if I wasnt lower middle class Irish diaspora. Would have been physically bullied though because I am a 5'9 twink
picture me entering you from a rear mounted position
silky smooth baton packed safe and sound in nike tech trackies for katy later
>>204336443wtf
>>204336501what if i think i'm stupid
just remembered something else perfectly. eidetic me.
addicted to taking the mickalso addicted to opioids but that's neither here nor there
At 35 years old (working full time since 21), I've only had 3 sick days in my life. Two were from insane food poisoning, and the third was when my appendix burst.Imo being off sick for more than 2 days should come with only half pay, and longer than a week should perhaps be only a quarter pay. There are so many people just milking it.
>>204336411Fair enough.IP addresses are either static or dynamic. As you might guess, static IP's don't change but dynamic ones do whenever you connect to your ISP (Internet service provider) i.e. plug your router in.DHCP (Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol) is what gives you your IP address. The lease times he's talking about is how long your connection keeps the same IP address. If you unplug your router and connect it back 30 seconds later, you'll probably have the same IP as before. Give it 10 minutes and they'll probably assign you a new one. With a static IP, you would get the same IP no matter how long you wait, because your ISP has assigned that to you instead of dynamically giving you a new one whenever you connect to the internet.Hope this helps x
no lunchtime kickoff today. take the piss
Urbanite bugmen dont understand what "God" is.But at some point they always see it. God is real. It is literally fact. The fact people debate there is a God means he is real. Only high IQ will get what I am on about.
got to go test drive a potential new whip but i'm very hungover and cba
>>204336538absolute state of this. The company wouldn’t care if you died tomorrow. Use up your sick leave allowance each yeah.
>>204336564hope you're not considering operating a motor vehicle in that state
>>204336538toilbergs got your brain right where he wants it
>>204336542Don't speak virginese aha x
>>204336538woman at my toil takes extended 3 month breaks at the drop of a hat because she's got a mental elfjust fucking disappears. surprised shes not been let go
The tyne area is full of the most runts I have ever met.Genuine 800 AD prole spastics.
had an albini lunch, peng
>>204336556imagine the smell
where the FUCK are the AI girlfriends
a lamentable state
cheer up, goth. have an irn bru
>>204336542bless you for the info x
>>204336580i am yeh
>>204336586theres a zoomoid at toil whos much the sametheyre the only one who works from home tooeveryone hate working with them
>>204336556Would spend a good couple of hours just touching and squeezing those legs like an orangutan in the zoo when it gets given a new toy
>>204336549God is a concept
FUCK I forgot Irn Bru
>>204336607never going to happeneven if yank ghoul incels get ai "waifus" (hurts me to say that word), then actual shaggers will just take the lefotver women and a robotic "girlfriend" will be the sign of a runt loser
MMMM stinky girl farts.
>>204336633shut the fuck UPyou stupid ASS
irn bru gets you through
toilberg has infiltrated /brit/ I repeat toilberg has infiltrated /brit/
Yanks are so deluded it is mentalWould not last a day here
>>204336655NEETgang fears not
>>204336655i am literally toilberg
>>204336665nothing respectable at all about being a benny mong
this year Christmas falls on a Wednesdaythoughts?
>>204336590some good lads up there very down to earth people
>>204336676um
>>204336659alri faggot
got three (3) job applications to do today
lot of nsfw image in the catalogue. it not right
>>204336697Thank God they took the time to censor it.
>>204336683t. Middle management who has as much power as an uncontacted tribe
>>204336690par for the course
>toiler >respect
>>204336714sent that cunt tae the moon
>>204336683there's always a bigger toilberg mate
reggie
>>204336714nah 5 of us formed a holding company and bought out the IT company we worked for cos the owner wanted to retire. i am toilberg.
What was heard when our ancestors went over the top at the Sommehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5fy3vIpf10
uninstalled cod then this morning ive been asked to hop on. ffs reinstalling now then
Worried my cock might be a little TOO big. Might pack on a stone or two so it appears smaller.
>>204336763that's a lot of megabytes
>>204336773No you don’t Be quiet
undecided if i should wank today
>>204336777what my girl says when she chomps down on my cock.Sorry lad that wasn't my best joke, but i've typed it now
already done some guitar practice in and now time for some weights+fitness for the next 2 hours, how are you runts spending your morning?
might go the morrisons
turkey grease
>>204336800Watching vtubers and drinking tea
>>204336800got my paperwork in check, now I'm sorting a computer for a friend
turkey greece
>>204336800lying in my own filth wanking to traps
>>204336804get the chocolate filled doughnuts in
3pms are absolute shite today and by the time the good games are starting I’ll be heading to my gfs for the night who doesn’t have sky sports. Saturdays outlook: GRIM
>>204336800Good morning, George. How are you?
>>204336849ever shag her up the arse?
>>204335516ok liberasthttps://time.com/4703586/nazis-america-race-law/
>>204336862did yeah
hungry for turkey and whales
>>204336882did you get any poo on knob
wish i had a gf i could go spend a comfy saturday night with
>>204336911no but once when I was 17 I shagged my then gf up the arse and she cried. Then my knob came out looking like a chocolate ice cream. There was thunder and lightning going on too. Quite the scene
>>204336932why did she cry?
>>204336800not got out of bed yet. odds i wankevens i get up and go tesco
>>204336924you think that until you end up missing the footy for it
bit less of the gf talk yeah
>>204336932could be a film that
>>204336932howling like a wolf at this scene. sounds like a horror parody"night of the pooy knob"
what if weekends except they're 5 days long and work weekday is 2 days? could be interesting
Today15:00WolvesWolvesSouthamptonSouthamptonToday15:00West HamWest HamEvertonEvertonToday15:00BrentfordBrentfordBournemouthBournemouthToday15:00Crystal PalaceCrystal PalaceFulhamFulhamToday17:30BrightonBrightonMan CityMan CityToday20:00LiverpoolLiverpoolAston VillaAston VillaTomorrow14:00Man UnitedMan UnitedLeicester CityLeicester CityTomorrow14:00Nottm ForestNottm ForestNewcastleNewcastleTomorrow14:00TottenhamTottenhamIpswich TownIpswich TownTomorrow16:30ChelseaChelseaArsenalArsenal
Wonder if you can book a prostitute and ask her to just have a nap in her lap for a couple hours while she scratches your head.Somehow that's creepier than asking her to choke you or shove stuff up your arse though for some reason.
>>204336990>premfuck off lad this is a championship thread, stoke vs millwall, huge
Billy Connolly just died lads
>>204336998that's actually suprisingly common, and it should be punishable by death
>>204336998i can guarantee there are services specifically for that
>>204337025wrong. he is due to perish though
>>204336998nothing wrong thinking about it, but i think if you do go through with it and actually book a prostie to have a cuddle and spoon you should be thrown into a mineshaft
fucking know shes thinking about me just come round swallow your pride admit you made a mistake and have sex with me you know im in all day every day
>>204337054wait a sec, I think that's a willy
>>204337054can tell that hole has been battered many times. It's all out of shape
>>204337054A LOT of filtering going on in that image. Also, why are they all cutfags?
me? loadedyou? poor
wonder what it's like having a femboy as a gf.
>>204337034>>204337055Right. Well are one of you going to give me a cuddle instead then?Didn't think so.
reckon evertoneverton will win today
the catalog gets naked asian girls posted and these threads get stuck with the same faggot postergod i hope islam takes over the UK and faggots start getting thrown from roof tops
It looms.
>>204337072that isn't cut you absolute mong
>>204336998The thing with prostitutes is that you should never try and go in cold. First you need to meet prostitutes and have regular interactions. Its like with any woman. You don't ask for anal on a first meeting. Your paying the prostitute for sex but meet up and do some vanilla stuff to see if you have chemistry. When you find one you have chemistry with then meet her once a month and discuss her boundaries. The truth is that kissing and cuddling is more intimate than choking and butt stuff.
>>204337079is that so?
>>204337083have to go without like the rest of us lad, stiff upper lip and that
off to dalmasca with the boys
>>204337079yes
get the blacks sucked
>>204337105My foreskin doesn't go back like that.
>>204337079you? loadedme? poor
>>204337112They're going to find my stiff upper lip stuck to the wall with rest of my splattered head at this rate
On google maps
>>204337083get a pet dude, and then penetrate it
going in shower
>>204337144What's wrong with your cock then lad?
They’ve still not finished counting the ballots for Arizona and California.
>>204337144you might have phismosis
>>204337159just went in shower myselfthen got out of it some time latermadness really
>>204337159ok
may become a home owner
>>204337185>>204337185>>204337185
may become a slave owner
>>204337170Couldn't give a shit mate
>>204336596This is only not laughable now, since McDonald's prices have become silly
>>204336549>The fact people debate there is a God means he is real.Okay there might be a god but it's certainly not the Christian one and Christianity is bullshitIf you can stretch the imagination for what's possible I can be discriminate with what's visibly just man made bullshit
>>204336501If you're only good at maths then you're not as intelligent as you think you are
