confusing images edition
What kind of arse does this?
man it took me awhile to understand that image
this is what the UK used to be about
the goons are out and about x
lifting 4pl8 for reps is a highly vitalising and spiritual experience, I'd recommend it to anyone
>>204337229Can barely do 1 rep with 3 though
cronem gettin dey waves done
What are you lads buying your gf for Christmas? It’s just been her birthday ffs I’m out of ideas
>>204337229not even close to getting that off the floor. Can't get 3pl8s off the floors these days for some reason even though i've done it before
RISE ABOVE WE'RE GONNA RISE ABOVE
was wanking to a tranny get double fucked up her arse there and when the scene went quiet could hear the faint drumbeat of a rememberence day march outsidealmost felt ashamed of myself but still motored on and spaffed
>>204337245you don't have a gf shut up
cronem getting their shape-ups
>>204337196It’s a bit ridiculous though don’t you think? There’s no excuse for ballot counting to carry on this long.
how would i go about doing ayahuasca? fly to LA and ask around?
i am on the dole
>>204337272peru mate go to peru
Might learn Chinese or Japanese or Korean. Something to do.Can't decide between the 3 though. Might just go for Chinese so I can eavesdrop on the woman at the chippy to see if she's saying anything bad about me for ordering the same chicken fried rice on repeat.
hope you desk jockeys take precautions against clotbergs
>>204337260Nah cos the £300 I spent on her birthday just stood up and walked out of my bank account didn’t it good grief
If you moved to America you could get yourself a Texan QT
hey lads check out my pizza! yummo!
>>204337263You don't even swap them until the next year. They could still be counting them at Christmas and it wouldn't matter.Bizarre system desu
>>204337304she was probably alright looking before those SHIT tattoos
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I can feel the anger rising. How am I facing this abuse again after 20 years?My name is Alex. But increasingly young people shout “Timmy” at me in the street. This isn’t mistaken identity - it‘s mockery because I use a wheelchair.I should ignore it, but this time, I react. I turn to see a group of young teenage boys smirking in front of me. “I heard you,” I tell them. “I know exactly who Timmy is.”I know this because although we do not share a name, I have felt the shadow of Timmy since childhood - never through choice.A disabled character from dark-humoured satire cartoon series South Park, he uses a wheelchair and can only shout his name, mainly loudly and uncontrollably.Growing up at the show’s initial peak during the turn of the millennium, Timmy followed me through school corridors, classrooms and playgrounds - no matter my friends, sociability or relatively good grades.Now, in my 30s, he’s back. For the third time in a year, this time heading to my local train station in my wheelchair, I hear the familiar, brutish drawl: “Timmaaah.”A laugh. A snigger. An assumption I either won’t hear or be unable to understand.When I confront the group of boys, one feigns innocence, claiming he’d been speaking to his friend.“You weren’t,” I say. “I was watching the show before you were born.”Initially I was baffled as to how this phenomenon had returned to a new young generation, 24 years after the character first appeared.The answer lies in social media, particularly TikTok, where hundreds of short user-edited clips of Timmy and audio of him saying his name are sparking the revival.TikTok users often take part in trends by using the audio of popular videos and overlaying it with their own clips.That’s what many have done with Timmy, where the name is used as a punchline, or played on top of unrelated clips of wheelchair users, reinforcing harmful and dehumanising stereotypes.
>>204337304whenever i see a faggot with a huge hole in his ear like that, it takes all my willpower not to rip and tear it off his head
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i hate when Jason Luv starts shouting "just enjoy the pipe!" enthusiastically in the middle of the scene
>>204337304already got a texan proto-gf, she HATES trump so recent events have been hard on her, and she has expressed a desire to move to another country with australia being high on her list, all playing right into my hands
>>204337371the propaganda machine is wild. “We’re all a little bit gay!” This world is sick.
>>204337360m8 of mine's got ear tunnels. looks like he's got a baggy anus hanging from each ear when he takes them out. vile things.
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
little bit gay me
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
>>204337390Hmmm sounds like you fighting against your subconscious over something
>>204337391state of these gimps lmaoDoomed to look like a CEX cashier and low-level sexual predator for life
>>204337371you're either gay or not
>>204337386silly amount of jew ink scribbles on him, makes it hard to appreciate his big william
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
>>204337388sounds like a WHOOOOOOOORE
new creps arrived
>>204337418Are you gay?
spamming
a du rad eri aeo ds y
>>204337292>他很可爱(he cute)
mouse = lil timmy how symbolic
like it when I’m laying in my gfs bed and she gets changed into her pyjamas stood up and can see her nice flat tummy and her boobs
>>204337494Alright mate give it a rest.
he purposefully bought a white pizza to post to brit because he thought it would get a lot of replies making elton john comments
>>204337448raised by a single father and doesn't use social media at all despite being attractive
thank you lord for Scott Preslerthe man who registered 150k amish to vote
>>204337516>despite being attractivedoubt this one LOL
>>204337494pipe down
>>204337491why do you spend your weekend spamming this drivel
Stale gimmicks No repliesNo friends
>>204337499I am allowed to speak of my earthly experiences here just as much as you
>>204337538doubt away you weird cunt
mi tink mi gwaan tek mi own life
Only ten more hours of cuck spamming before he goes out on the town to shag
>>204337494none of this happened shut the fuck up
Belgium flag getting jealous over shagger posts speaks volumes really doesn’t it
cronem getting his shape-up
anyone watching arcane
havent cried for days now
>>204337574happens at least twice a week my little mate
>>204337494>lying on the internet
>>204337577yep he claims to be a shagger thoughhe spams 4chan all day until 11pm at which point he turns into a normal persontotally believable
ireland is a shithole country
>4th poo of the dayarsehole is feeling looser than a common homosexual at this point
>>204337574mental that Incel freaks like you think this is an impossible or improbable situation
Mental that lads here are so mentally cooked they think something as simple as watching your gf change into her pyjamas is some sort of kooky fiction MENTAL
I am a shagger and my gf doesn't wear pyjamas
>Black Friday>WeekTaking the piss now. Didn't mind it to start because occasionally there is something you wanted that you could buy for a decent price.But an entire week? Fuck off back to Yankland with this shite.
wouldnt mind a little monkey matehavent got any mates so it would be nice to have someone to talk to
not a shagger me. I'd like to be one
>>204337637im your mate
love texas and texan women with hairy vaginas
doing my saturday fly on microsoft flight simdubs decides where i fly to and from
theres no possible way she isnt thinking about me right now
>>204337630cos she’s a fat tub of lard. barely qualifies as a gf
>>204337623mental that freaks like you need to come here to brag
doctors here are corrupt.
sup cunce
>>204337613https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jngapxjBmV0
>>204337651It’s not bragging mate just talking about what I know and see, is that not what we all do?
>>204337650She's very fit actually
big fan of chinese cuisine
off to see anora at curzon sohothe 13:50 showingsee you there x
>>204337643boy turned out all right
>>204337658do abos go to normal schools in aus or do they have special abo only schools?
need to do some psychedelics been an alcoholic for 7 years and i can't go a night without it. don't know any dealers though so i'll probably just die of cirrhosis
>4 poos before noonthis lad is like a well oiled machine
>>204337648she ain’t, she’s signed up to hinge already
incel melty cuz he ran out of black pipo barbershop pics to distract from the eternal loneliness
>>204337637
>>204337643
>>204337637always talking to catberg me
>>204337648she's getting her pussy piped by her last ex t. knower
catberg gone mental on dreamies
cronem finna look fresh
>>204337716how do you stop a cat being bored while you work
>>204337707i wondering if it's better to not do this while you have a woman over
Puppystein curled up in bed with me Dogberg being a fat retard begging for her food downstairs
>>204337670just scran owt wont they
>>204337723blow that nigga head smoove off
>>204337185Are there any real Brits here?
Todays sardines didn't quite hit the spotI think I've spoilt myself with the fancy Parmentier ones and now own-brand deenz are just beneath me
>>204337749*raises paw*
slip out the back jackmake a new plan stan
>>204337749probably
>>204337755>>204337710mere relief for hoodlums
>>204337749we're all real brits the pakis and indians are out delivering food on scooters for ubereats
>>204337755corr would LOVE to smash that bottle over her head
>>204337752How do you have them? On toast?
>>204337297I never really sit in the same position for more than 15 minutes anyway , always shifting my legs around
i just wanna be rorke's sigma ~
blud persisting with his spam while tears well up in his eyes
>>204337749>falls from balcony alri
mmm passionfruit juice would be nicewith a little squeeze of lime
https://coomer.su/onlyfans/user/belledelphine/post/1101580007
apparently Riga is full of pakibergsquite odd imagining them in latvia of all places
>>204337783Usually with riceSometimes do toast with a tomato sauce if I have time
>>204337759OH CECILIAYOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART
>>204337815Can't imagine wanking to completion over that
A pan loaf was once more expensive than the then more common plain loaf. Therefore, in Scots and Scottish English, to speak with a pan loafy voice is to speak in a posh or affected manner, e.g. the distinctive accents of Kelvinside, Glasgow and Morningside, EdinburghPan loafy voice is such a camp way to describe someone. Like some 1950s gayer being bitchy
>>204337815vaigna
cronem gettin his shape-up
>>204337712i was her first
bad case of the tfw no gf right now
>>204337758>>204337775>>204337806I have a question for you, which is more needed in your cunt an agricultural engineer who specializes in animal or vegetal production? Or agro-alimentaire entirely?
remember mycherrycrush
>>204337843utter woke nonsense
nah
>>204337859why's he sad? new gopro not lush?
>another vpn meltydaring today aren't we
>>204337874Cex was shut and he needed a cash injection
>>204337866YeahWeird how I don't find her stuff rven remotely sexy enough nowadays
>>204337857corr she’s gonna go mental for the next one. Girls always let the second bloke do everything. Have experienced this myself.
r de aaa urd dey is o
energy condoms
let we forget lol
>>204337859what u doing about it tho? When I was single I was going out shopping for no reason and tryna flirt with cute shop girls. Have a gf now. Do anything that will raise your chances even a little bit.
>>204337859get the asmr on>>204337864dunno, don't come here, dead nation
going to try and become a private detective, i assume it will just be a bunch of figuring out whether someone's spouse is cheating and shit like that, should be easy
Girlfriendberg still hasn't got over what happened in AmericaStill moping around depressed and "scared about what will happen in the next 4 years"Says she won't cheer up until I promise never to vote Reform again, dunno what that has to do with anything
*27 years of total solitude and permanent virginity* that's all well and good but they are active
the asmr gf
>>204337932so so glad my gf isn’t like this and hates coloureds just as much if not more than me
>>204337947
>>204337914Couldn't give less of a fuck about anything in Britain except your picturesque countryside.It calls to me, I must heed the call.Kindly answer my initial question if you please.
>>204337948who is that
what are you going to do with no early kick off?
>>204337932what causes western white women to be so mentally ill
>>204337959Dunno, have a look at our agricultural exports, might give a clue
>>204337972despair lad and I can’t watch the late games. Saturday ruined
>>204337959is google broken
catt just fartedshe thinks she was being dead coy but i heard her
>>204337968bunnyayu
>>204337982Ok, much appreciated. I'll go have a look.
>>204337979Tiktok addiction I thinkI've noticed she's become more and more retarded the more time she spends on it
>>204337932Don't really understand them. Do they not remember he was president for 4 years before and all he did was build a shitty "wall" and lower their taxes?
>>204337972just told you im going to the cinema
>>204338025you gonna watch paddington?
>>204338003every day i wake up to a big pile of reeking cat shit right next to his litterbox instead of in it, he's a fucking menace
>>204337991No but I thought it'd be nice to have this conversation with actual Brits, please bear with me.
big don is planning a huge birthday bash for the US in 2026wants to do a world's fair level event in iowa
to make matters worse my hairline is now receding at an alarming rate, which will reduce my chances of attaining a new gf to absolute 0made it to 25 with no signs of balding but its just happened over night
>>204338014you not worried she will leave you in the future to become a les or for an immigrant? Once the political brain rot sets into a women it’s basically over.
>>204338043my cat likes to wee on my landlord's settee which i think is based
>>204338036yeahwith my cock out
>my hairline is now receding at an alarming rate
why is every yank zoomer called "austin", "bailey", or "grayson"
>>204338052if you kill yourself all these problems will be solved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt9wnawn7xQ
Thinking about the time I shaved my head bald to see what it was like and then the actually bald lad at toil got angry with me when it all started growing back after a week.
>>204338105you were a phony
>>204338073idk noah, i just don't know
>>204338052fucking get on finasteride thenfucking state of you cunts who recognise it and then refuse to do anything about it, i don't get it
>>204338052give me a private email address, I’ll message you and send me a way to contact her. I’ll send her a message and see if there’s any hope for you judging by her answers?
ate 4 eggs
>>204338134corr
>The crushing story of the Matías family has generated huge attention in Spain. Many have followed updates on “Los niños desaparecidos” – the missing children - as they have been frequently described.>But this one family’s grief is many people’s grief as it’s a nightmare replicated across the Valencia region which was hammered by flash flooding nearly two weeks ago, killing at least 219 people.
>>204338125that muck gave me swollen glans for a week and a rash all overnot touchign that shite
keep having to wee small amounts and it's hard to get it out, might be dying
The hangover kizza has arrived
>>204338163diabertees
i've just farted
>>204338163get your prostate checked lad
>>204338175peng
>>204338180what flavour?
>>204338175why would you put strawberry on za?
>>204338180get your prostate checked lad
>>204338175corrr lovely. that'll fix you right up lad
>>204338192Spicy chicken la>>204338198Hopefully lol x
>>204338175where’s the fucking meat RUNT
>>204338163get the psa levels chekced
>>204338175strawberries on pziza? fucking weirdo FREAK
>>204338218BWC detector
>>204338163have had this happen to me occasionally, i thought it was UTIs for a while but the real issue was i just wasn't drinking enough waterjust lie down in bed with a bowl or something directly underneath your willy for you to do your mini-pisses into and drink plenty of water and it will pass in about an hour or so
>>204338222>>204338208
absolutely hate martin keownwhat a twat
>>204338228youre rum in the head
had to put salt in my pocorn because it wasnt salty enough
new trim lads
if ur pizza looks like Alan titchmarshes garden you’ve done it wrong it should be crammed with enough meat on it to satisfy a tiger
Someone dox my ass
at some point im going to need a wife
my gf is a doctor and i'm a dole bludger, we're the original odd couple
>>204338267that thang hungry
>>204338163folga wooga imoga womp ive had all sorts of pissing problems over the years including that and doctor says theres nothing wrong with my organs and im definitely not dying
>>204338264is google retarded?
>>204338267state of those scratches all over the wall. daft cow wants to take better care of her gaff
>>204338267ruddy state of thatvile
>>204338288hahah
>>204338273foy
what is it called when you're not gay but want to suck cock constantly
>>204338273>Trefor is a village on the northern coast of the Llŷn Peninsula, in Gwynedd, Wales
>>204338273got you
>>204338316democratic socialism
>>204338134just ate 5 me. get on my level lad
>>204338316I dont think it really has a name it's just part of male heterosexuality
REOOOO REO HATATE
>>204338350yasss
>>204338330vgh....wales...home....
>>204338273grim looking town
>>204338325How tf did you do it so quickly>>204338330Nah
need to go out soon and cant remember if ive pooed yet
2nd poo of the day (I've been out of bed for 45 minutes). Not a good sign.
trying to summon the energy to poo before i go out but my bum just wont
>>204338371mate it literally says "trefor" in the pic
where can i go for 76000 avios points
>>204338370Your mums a grim looking woman… yuck
Great, all the poo lads are up
>>204338394pipe down trefor boy
just waiting for time to pass
>>204338393trefor in wales then bum that other anon
>>204338399weve been up for hours matepooing and doing all sorts
knock me down with a feather clefer trefor
>>204338390Oh I’m stupid
only one thing going up my arse
>>204338386>I've been out of bed for 45 minutessort it out mate
Jingle bells all the way de ladsAll the wayy
add us dragon bird rosyalso during radio eris aeon as yourselfrather definitely as our day issued ourselves
got the Brian Eno on Gonna light a fire Drinking coffee out of my $1000 mugLife is good on Saturday morning
>>204338360https://youtu.be/4iK5e76auJA?si=mH-fq_HeeU8W1LxZ
>>204338438why u standing that much
the only film that put me to sleep in the theatre was the 2nd lord of the rings in 2002i sat there snoring and my friend's brother started throwing skittles in my mouthi woke up choking and saw a bunch of talking trees and shit while my friend and his brother laughed at methey were both jewish wiggers but i didn't know what a jew was back then
feeling cold. very cold. might have to put on heating.
mateys been standing since he woke up
>>204338467you might be about to die
>>204338393You could fly business class to Abuja for about 100 quid with that many avios
>>204338459quite an amusing post actually
>A crash between two double-decker buses in Manchester has injured 17 people
>>204338459
there may be no golden fleecebut human riches I'll release
>>204338450>$1000 mugwat
bro stood up at 4am and just decided to keep going
>>204338486wonder if it was the bus morrissey was singing about
>>204338474i better get in the shower or my body will be frozen when its found
Might give the cock and balls a shave.Problem is the arse region. How far down do you go? Can't just have a border going from smooth taint to hairy arse region. Can't shave my arse either for the same reasons, I'd have a hard border going from smooth arse to hairy back of thighs.
Arse is still emptying. Been on the bog for 27 minutes now
i wank sitting down with my legs crossed
>>204338450JUANITA AND JUAAAAANVERY CLEVER WITH MARACAS
>>204338519be prepared for the itching when it starts to grow back
>>204338475>Abujawhat the hell is that
>>204338486wonder if it was one of my regular buses
>>204338529kek same, all hunched over my laptop looking at gay porn
>>204338537Just use an antiperspirant gel deodorant and roll it all over. Never had any issues since I started doing that
>>204338519my anus is naturally hairless
you have to make the choice between the paw paw negro blowtorch and meeeeeeeeee
might invent a drug that turns excess body fat into poo, so you can poo all your weight off in no time. no more being a fatty for me.
>>204338564How big are your tits?
thinking i might go to the local public house and enjoy a half pint of guinness
Fuck sake think I shat myself
>>204338546Nigeria capital
the scran as it were
>>204338587im a 30 year old twink
foreign countries? not even once
>>204338601did this this weekwasn't steaming or anything, just had a mad coughing fit and ended up leaking a shart out
>>204338494wahey
>>204338609good grief
Need more gay rights in this country desu
>>204338636mugged him right off with that one
>>204338640Could also go Mauritius but only in the off-peak season
>>204338628summat wrong with your insides if you poo leaks out mate
>>204338645bordering on too fat
Got a spot on my back but it's one of those that won't pop and will take a few days to be ready so you have to just deal with it and hope you don't accidentally touch it or lean on it and squirt bloody spot puss onto your tshirt.
>>204338657i dont want to go anywhere with foreigners mate
>>204338645need her on a flight to Abuja
>>204338650What can a straight man do that a gay man can't?
>>204338713shag a man up thse arse
>>204338529i lay downsitting down would cause my cock to shrink back into my fat pad
>>204338723Both can do that
>>204338713He can be free from the fear of discrimination.
>>204338738not me my willy's too small
>>204338738i cant do that im not gay
/gf 2025/ bros... is it our year?
>>204338751unless he’s short, fat or bald?
>>204338756But you could
Skibidi skibidi hawk tuah hawkSkibidi king who gives out blumpkinsEdging and gooning and learning to muntDripping cheese all over my lunchSkibidi skibidi hawk tuah hawkSkibidi boom or skibidi doomEdging and gooning in Ohio squareStinky back-shot air!
>>204338757One thing is for certain. I won't be ending 2025 as a single man.
>>204338636Post proof you're in Canada or you're SpainnonceBuying a mug off Amazon proves nothing Adam
>>204338761People aren’t in danger of having their rights stripped away by nazis because of those things
>>204338757I've been saying that since 2012
>>204338765i dont want to :)
>>204338792WRONG
with any luck she's dead
>>204338805You know I’m right because you have no argument
>>204338784you know the answer to that mate why even bother just filter us already.
>>204338848Lol rumbled you Adam
>>204338810thought she was already dead but these days i cant remember what ive dreamt and whats actually happened
might rape whoever makes the new
>>204338784>>204338860
>>204337352Mhmm
>>204338810she's already dead
>>204338890>noooo really we live in a dictatorshipNo different to the feminists roleplaying handjobs tale
>>204338921>>204338921>>204338921
