Hideous
>>204338921the new, as it were
>>204338872Get to work rapelad
We don't live in an authoritarian dictatorship*gets arrested for questioning why there are so many brown people spawning in my town*
>People aren’t in danger of having their rights stripped away by nazis because of those things
>>204337352why is ableism not treated the same as racism? honestly don't see a reason that making fun of someone because of the colour of the skin is worse than making fun of someone because of a physical disability
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mA9uxo0bP0>yank>yellow>braces>leather>londonso many fetishes in one
imagine still willingly coming to /brit/ after it's been consistently the worst general on the board and it's not even close.
>>204338921What I would give for a girlfriend like this.
>>204338948Treated the same in what way
what is your first thought when you see womenme hmmmm boobs and pussy
>>204338917If you think propaganda is exclusive to dictatorships then you're a mong
>>204338940Ok but it didn’t happen did it?
worth a watch?
>>204338964just fire up the belgian vpn, shagger x
Eyeing up a new mug, thought I'd treat myself.Might go for the Kobayashi one.
really despise the mentally ill. they always project their illness on to everybody else and make everybody depressed like them. oooo im so sad and mentally ill please give me bennies so i can spend all day being insufferable on the internet for the rest of my life
>>204338987Make sure you don’t put the BBC on mate it might hypnotise you!
>>204338990happens everyday
>>204339011only get one of the references here desu
kettlebell workout completewill be getting a mcds to celebrate
TV presenter Tim Lovejoy poses for a portrait shoot in London for Arena (2004)
>>204339032Yes ok mate sure it does
None of the online dating apps I've tried work, how am I supposed to find girls?No really what options do I have?
>>204339044quite the pose
reckon you're allowed to choose not to wear a poppy if you're a bbc presenter?
>>204339044The gay porn pose
>>204339039Big fan of subtle merchandise me. I can enjoy things without being a "consoomer"
>>204339051could turn yourself gay and get on the grindr
I got tummy
>>204339051talk to them irlthey like casual conversations
>>204339015Ktim
>>204339075I like The Overlook Hotel one
>>204339075still only the jaws ones i get here
It's mental how Brexit was just a complete disaster in every single way and things have only gotten worse and have not improved in any single way since we left
>>204338943Bet she’s a much better person than you
>>204339104Even the one that literally just says "Alien" on?
noticed a lot of attractive women smoking cigarettes in my local area. is this the new trend or something?
>>204339051speak to a sheila irl when you go cenno
>>204339149Smoking keeps you thin
Got an Arasaka mug
>>204339149imagine them smoking jungle bbcs instead when you see them?
>>204339149
>printed mugsenjoy your pfas and microplastics
>>204339190You licking the outside of your mug?
>>204339075Honestly find this worse because instead of just owning your fandom you're trying to hide your consumerism beneath a thin veneer of "obscurity"I bet you'd love if someone were to recognize the Hollywood blockbuster reference on your mug just like any consoooomer would
>>204339050You must live a very sheltered and recluse lifestyle to not acknowledge the countless times people have been arrested and convicted for posting mean things on the internet. There are three possibilities: You are a total deranged recluse that has literally no idea what is going on outside, You are a deranged leftymong gaslighting himself and others to cover for this very embarrassing and damaging fact of life in Modern Britain you helped to cultivate, or you're just a contrarian troll
can’t trust a women with brightly coloured hair, you know her fanny smells, she’s mentally ill and has past trauma. Take those things as read.
>>204338957What's your take on her California accent
>>204338921who is this succubus
think eating pigs is wrongthey are so smartand the meat is allegedly very similar to human meat
>>204339174They’re having their rights taken from them in the US as we speak. So we really need to make our voices heard ten times louder in this country now
Good morning George. How are you?I hope you're feeling fine. I'd like to stay and talk but it's almost 8:00 and I do not have the time
>>204339129you come across as mentally unstable
>>204339221This melty again? Get new material
>>204339228enjoy wankeroos to pornoid slags like this thosee : pre-arse tattoo and getting fat proxy paige
>>204339220Nobody is coming round to my house for a cuppa mate. Just nice to have a mug of a movie I like without it being a boring obvious logo
>>204339239so they should, they should be put into camps
>>204339221There I was thinking you were the troll. Give me ONE example. Because all the examples I’ve seen have been people encouraging others to burn down hotels and things like that
Which of these chocolate qveens would you choose lads?
>>204339239>They’re having their rights taken from them in the US as we speak.yeah they were annoying enough for long enough, they're getting what they wanted
>>204339271Fair enough For me it's vintage souvenir mugs from the thrift store
>>204339237Do you find her pretty
>>204339273Oh but let me guess, you’re not a nazi? The word is overused yes?
>>204339317im whatever you wanna call me you little pussyole
>>204339282Those aren't all the examples you've seen though, you've subconsciously seen countless articles over the years but your leftymong mind has overlooked it. I'm not spending time spoonfeeding you things because you don't believe it, because its indifferent to me as to whether you believe it or not, it is a fact recognised across the political spectrum in this country and the world: people abuse old victorian era legislation to have their political opponents arrested and brought in front of a court.
geowizard literally a convicted nonce
>>204339239
>>2043392851 looks most respectable
i'm the most australian australian in australia
>>204339362proof lad?
starting to think he's paid to have these long-winded samefagging sessions about inane rule-breaking politics and such
you can hear the soy in some of these posts
>>204339285Left but I don’t think my dick is big enough for any of them
>>204339051honestly dont know. dating apps are grim and depressing. i never meet women in my day to day life to try and chat up or flirt with.
>>204339400Say something in Australian
need to get a haircut. but i dont want to look like a turk
>>204339354Didn’t expect any other response
>>204339401his gaunt demeanour
Well im not one.. so il assume the first 2 people to reply aren't either... the third though ?
>>204339285Want everyone of them
Waiting for my brother to go out with his gf so I can play the new cod on his Xbox
bbc weatherladies cooking me my tea then shagging me to sleep
>>204338996no
>>204339466I accept your concession.
>>204339453Can't go past the dimmies, mate!
>>204339453g'day cobber, scarnon cunt, fair dinkum mate
need a ciggie. shower and brush teeth. go to tesco. then go to the laundrette.
>>204339501Laughable, you couldn’t show one example. Like playing chess with a pigeon.
>>204339400prove it shove some vegemite up your arse
>>204338921why she so yellow bruh
>>204339496for me it's itv
>>204339503i am 100% sure no one ever used the term "dimmies" before mr. inbetween
>>204339515screaming
just seen a concession get accepted
Struth mate! I was pulling a u-ey outside the servo when some cunt threw a koala at the motor!Chased him down doing 130 km/h while swerving to avoid the crocs and roos all the way down to Bondi beach where we cracked open some tinnies, lit up the barbie and settled our differences (sucked each other off).
>>204339285I love tits so much
cup of niguana lemonade for me
>>204339534Tranny
>>204339308She's a 10/10But sadly she's married to Jackie Chan already
>>204339480>or cases where proceedings have been droppedright well they're not criminals are they
Korean people pronounce Geordie in 3 syllables And I find it annoying
>>204339530I don't need to provide information to someone who rejects the information anyway.
Furniture?
>>204339510true blue
>>204339496
>>204339515haha
>>204339534she cute
>>204339532this was actually a prank schoolboys used to play on each other to give them a madly itchy bumhole
>>204339568Wow does he come with the furniture?
>>204339572Could wear longer sleeves, couldn't sheDoesn't HAVE to have the stump out
>>204339539It's a regional dialect
>>204339572cute
>>204339572would let her stick that stump straight up my shitpipe
anyone got that image of saka being portrayed as a monkey in a twitter post, and the British police responding that they are on their way to arrest the person?
Had vegemite once and it was just a shitter, less flavourful version of marmite.Don't know why they keep banging on about it.
>>204339515makes me think about how much wanking my childhood dog witnessedpoor thing
>>204339593I reckon she could afford a hook.
>>204339614Fuck sake Bruce
>>204339595uh huh, uh what region?
>>204339568This was actually my picture btw just so you know btw
for me it's helen willets
>>204339593what's wrong with it? it's not like it's her fucking tit poking out
>>204339572
>>204339652ahahaha nice bet mate
>>204339593they HAVE to show that they're hiring disabled people even though she's very attractive so she probably still lives a more privileged life than most people who still have all their limbs
>>204339636Melbourne
>>204339683well i'm from frankston and i've never heard anyone use the term "dimmies"
Do not succumb to the dating app paradigm.
>>204339679Win some u lose some
>>204339282https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/37638090/police-investigate-racist-tweet-towards-arsenal-bukayo-saka-penalty-miss
>stake £400.00>return £0.00
>>204339661There used to be one with massive chebs can't remember her name though
/gf2025/ not on the cards unless you start making BIG changes right now
>>204339669Not sightly is itWould be better if she had a bap out, could counteract it
>>204339730on it boss!
>>204339730*does a little swivel in my chair*
If Australia is 32 times bigger than the UK, and they're all spread out along the coast, how come they don't have regional accents like we do?Did they all meet up in the middle one day and decide to all speak the same way?
got the cricket on
>>204339716At the time it made sense
mad how brexit saved thousands of lives during covid
>>204339751because it's not a serious countryit's only like 50 years old
>>204339705nah it's a footscray thing ya cooked cunt
>>204339730*gets the penis pump and stretcher out from under the bed*
>Elwood Edwards, voice of AOL ‘You’ve got mail’ greeting, dies aged 74F
alri
Got long Brexit
farted and it's absolutely vile
put $100 on Kamala specifically so Trump would win and it worked
>>204339751there are regional accents but they're not all that different, also much much shorter history
>>204339751Cultureless hell hole innit. Putting corks in your hat is seen as this nation defining thing
>Russian forces were moving closer to capturing a major town on the eastern front in the war in Ukraine as part of their drive westward to capture all of the Donbas region, according to military bloggers.
the scran, as brits say
>>204339751They don't speak all the same way and you posted this question a few days ago too. Australia clearly has multiple different accents. For example, the difference in their current Prime Minister Albanese "whiny cunt high pitch screech" accent, and the former PM ScoMo (based) deep drawl oi put anuva shrimp on the barbieeeee
>>204339801Unpasteurised milk.
I was doing asda delivery toil on bonfire night and a bloke with one arm answered the door. He took twice as long to unload shopping as anyone else but had too much pride to let me do it. I just stood there holding his shopping for him while he grabbed stuff and tucked it under his stump then grabbed another item and put them away. An ambulance went past and I almost made a joke about kids blowing their fingers off with fireworks. Caught myself by looking at his stump, then realised I was looking at his stump and tried to look away without being obvious I was trying not to look at the stump.
>>204338921This you?
>>204339818Corrr. Prefer an English muffin but corrr
mental how this was an actual adhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az5U3ninHi8
>>204339818soulless goyslop lad
>>204339818What did they toast that bagel with? A flamethrower?
>>204339818One jew bread please
>>204339787Good riddance>>204339818Unbelievably peng
lankan national anthem is a banger
chillin on the sofa is so based
>>204339794put a grand on trump to win in 2020, first and last time i'll ever gamblestill think it was rigged though and that biden cunt owes me money
>>204339826well ironically they are from the same region (like all our politicians)
my gymnastic rings are coming today wooo
4th poo in 2 hours if being awake. Absolutely HATE anxiety. Already taken 2 immodium fs
>>204339886Male gymnastics team coming in your rings more like
>>204339899get on the pregabalin lad
Amazon man needs to get a shift on with this crisp delivery. I haven't got all day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TYv2PhG89A
>>204339715Ok, but that’s not someone just questioning the amount of brown people in the area is it? It’s abusive. And all we know is that it was investigated. I’ll be honest I don’t think it should be a crime tho.
>>204339899no poos in 48 hours and in that time i've eaten two pizza hut pizzas (one stuffed crust hawaiian, one new yorker), wedges, nachos, cookies and ice creamand i've had lunch today (cheese sarnie, broccoli quiche, cherry toms, a mince pie and a hot cross bun for pud)
aussies be likeching chong ping wong me rikey rikey i autrarrian haha
Does everyone do a wee wee to signal their pooing is done?
mcdonalds should just serve breakfast all day againholy fuck that was good slop
Asia is years ahead of Europe
>>204339957watch out lads big man walking
>>204339914Wouldn’t say no
ive been posting on /brit/ since 2013 and i've never understood this weird obsession some of you have about pooing.
>>204339982they don’t have to deal with blacks either
>>204339982it's only mere hours ahead of europe actually
>>204339979>900kcals hungry 2 hours laterThey really have engineered it to perfection
>>204339957that's like my meals for a year
>>204339999>ive been posting on /brit/ since 2013 prove it
>>204339982What's good about that?
good pull
>>204340037We have to deal with problems that they have solved
>>204340042Sitting in the car with ur mam opening pokeman cards Hahahhahahahaa
>>204339982a society without blacks and browns....
>>204339999Checked
>>204340036Got the long service certificate sent to my house
you cunts poo multiple times a day?
might go to one of those virgin shops where they play card games and see if my old yugioh deck from 2004 is worth anything
i heard east asians don't sweat. and now that i think about it, ive never seen a sweaty asian in my life, they're all dry as fuck.
rachel maddow sex arse
ah yes. slopdonalds is it? no thank you, i'll get my own breakfast
>>204340070Such as?
>>204340022>They really have engineered it to perfectionNo we just need more fiber
>>204340099Saving that
Went for an incel walk. Now enjoying an incel coffee
>>204340106they sweat. ive shagged ladies of the orient and they sweat.
>>204340135how many times have you posted this?fuck off
>>204340106It’s not that they don’t sweat it’s that their sweat doesn’t smell
>>204340116>no thank you, i'll get my own breakfastFuck off. Nobody wants your beans and ham toast for breakfast
>>204340135Good lad x
>>204340142I too am a purveyor of oriental ladies, and not once have they sweat.
>>204340135Very tight trousers
>>204340135tarq
>>204340094Before gym when I’ve just woken up, after I get back from the gym and sometimes in the evening depending on what I’ve eaten
>>204340162Wrong
>>204340116>no thank you, i'll get my own breakfastSo did I, from McDonalds
>>204340135sucking a camomile tea at my dad's
>>204340135get some decent trainers for fuck sake
>>204340197your dad's what?
>>204340174>purveyorFucktard
>>204340197Far too early to get the christmas mugs out.
>>204340218candy canes are already in stores
>candy canesFOY
My gf is Asian (Chinese) and she doesn’t sweat much, a lot less than me, but she NEVER smells of BO she is totally odourless even when we’ve gone camping for days in the summer without a shower and stuff like that. She also has weird powdery/flaky earwax, totally different to ours. And she gets that red line across her face when she has one glass of wine. Weird how differently made from is they are.
>>204340218Use my elf mug all year round
>>204340209Nowt wrong with those shoes, wogbrain
>Pokemon cardsManchildren will waste their money on anything lmao
>>204340228>>204340240Morally wrong. At least wait till December
slobber knobbers are already in stores
>>204340117High quality rail, no litter, cashless, cheap abundant goods and accomodation
>My gf is Asian okay rorke
>My gf is Asian (Chinese)
>>204340238I prefer my women to smell like human beings, it's very sexual
Yeah I’ve got a girlfriend, my girlfriend. Did you know I had a girlfriend? She’s Chinese my girlfriend. My girlfriend
every flat above the chinese restaurants, every dorm in the halls of uni campuses, there is an east asian slut that literally will have sex with you if you just knock on their door. I'm not joking about this and its not an exaggeration, there is something abnormally hypersexual about these women but they will have sex with you for free
Get your fucking willy out for the ira
>>204340209what trainers do you recommend? in the market for some rn
>>204340275you're doing rapes
On cocaine comedowntoil Feel like shite and hate myself
204340217got him again
getting blacked
>>204340286Whatever the biggest black footballer wears to and from training
>>204340293its what you get for being a drugmong
>>204340261>>204340267>>204340274group incel melty
decided im going to start having sex now. day 1 of my sex journey
>>204340290made instant noodle wraps the other daybit of cheesebit of guacbelter
>>204340260>cashlessGovernment and banks know where you are and what youre dojng at all time>accomodationApartments there often dont even have kitchens had a friend in china who shared with 3 other people and she only ate slop
>>204340260Low wagesLong working hoursDead cultureNo children No guns
last girl I had sex with was arab
>>204340260we have a cashless society herei haven't so much as held a bank note in like 7 years
>>204340312Did you know I had a girlfriend?
>>204340315>guac boke
>>204340238i get powdery earwax too weirdly
>>204340337ive never had sex personally
Why is it that when I have a drinking day it's always the moment when Mumberg pesters me to converse and say how I am and stuff
>>204340286not sure mate I’m in my thirties and don’t keep up with trainers but I’m sure someone knows
Chinese gf is the level below incel
>>204340343Speak for yourself I pay for everything in cash
>>204340286timberland oxford 2.0
imagine unironically having a chinese gf. the novelty must wear out pretty quickly when you're out of the honeymoon phase and you're coming back home from work and you have this screaming slanty eye chinawoman speaking gibberish. plenty of youtube videos out there about white men falling for the meme and marrying chinese women and three years in to the marriage the chinese just have bipolar meltdowns and start screaming incoherently in the kitchen for no reason
>>204340313stop porn immedietly
>>204340346need to have a bit of veg don't you
>>204340360she knows ur drinking that’s why and its concerning to see an adult solo drinking during the day
>>204340380Walter White ass shoes
>>204340369fucking HOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRS
>>204340375sucks to be you i guessbruv walks around with paper in his pocket all day
>>204340360Drinking alone while living with your parents is grim
>>204340238bizarre heatherfreak larp
Deleted my 30+ porn bookmarks last nightIt's a never ending addiction innit. Just wasting my youth away wanking
>In India, a 12-year-old girl was raped and brutally assaulted. She asks for help, and the Hindu masses are busy filming her extending her hand asking for help!!https://x.com/nawafmisferil/status/1585341316724031489?s=46&t=uTHNa-PCgV25-CRmiFqB2g
>>204340286Asics gel rocket 11s are big at the moment, the new gazelles as it were
>>204340381Cope on
>>204340369lil zoomer bros wanking over literal clowns with AI tits
>>204340364let’s be honest it’s at minimum the level above, no one is lower than an incel
where's blud going?
Tough on nazis, tough on the causes of nazis (no sex)
>>204340381Yeah but the cartoons, they come from the same region of Earth as the incoherent babbling cartoons I would watch as a kid
>>204340426That dog be WACKY as HEYELL
>>204340424there's dignity in being a humble incel, not so in being a Chinese gf guy
>>204340399It’s plastic, hasn’t been paper for a while. Keep up dickhead
Tough on trannies, tough on the causes of trannies (no sex)
>>204340432ktim
Avatarflagging on a board centred around interactions between people from different countries.
We should go back to the way things used to be
>>204340416yep cheers for that
>>204340315love some cheeky cheese when noodles are involved nglwy
>>204340465I would say being an incel is the most undignified state one can achieve, you’re not better than a gutter rat in society’s eyes
Battered fish sandwich at The Amex Stadium, Brighton and Hove Albion £7.50
>>204340417>Asics gel rocket 11sthey look a bit weird. can they compete with air max?
>>204340504rocketman
Walking to work yesterday at about 05:30 AM. Dark as fuck, streets empty. Hear a threatening 'yo' from the shadows. Before I know it there's a huge, muscular, wild eyed angry man approaching me, right in front of me. Say 'yeah?'. He asks if I'm the one who just broke into his car. Tell him no. He walks off. By the way I'm just under 5'7. Overall frigthenedness: low in the moment, happened to quickly, just made me feel insecure afterwards.
>>204340506air max = cringe now
remember
>>204340504Use code "Elton" for a ten percent discount
>>204340539>By the way I'm just under 5'7.cute
>>204340395not really.....
>>204340504pure hiv brighton sauce
>>204340548going to really appreciate my next wank
>>204340548Haha yeah *wastes hours a day posting here not even having fun*
>>204340548liked this movie but toy story 1 still remains me fav pixar film
>>204340539Sexy boy
>>204340580monsters inc for me, though I feel ratatouille is their best
Can't wait for all the zingers he has saved up for next thread
>>204340600i like wall-e
fucking love knowledge
the leaf is getting really bitter
>>204340645woke bullshit
>>204340645Utter bollocks
>>204340645fuck my arse!
>woke bullshit>Utter bollocks
>>204340645>use Canola oil>limit butterdo people actually believe this shite?
>>204340600good Steve Buscemi performance in that
>>204340656Yeah time for me to leave
>>204340683if i have butter in the fridge i am always fatter than usual
>>204340701see you next thread
New>>204340709>>204340709>>204340709
raping the next cunt who makes the new
spunked my post on the bastard fake news been done I have
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