andy warhol edition
White English gf is the gold standard you should all be aiming for. They are just like us, with their own gimmicks and dead pan humour, but they have fannys. Very lucky to have one me!
think my wee problems are mental
lads you ever act like a cringe freak at a party and feel motivated to get your life together and be better so people respect you more
have to remove my cat from my room before bed because he tries to sleep on my head
>>204340795>White Englishthere something else?
>>204340821happens all the time this, actually find it quite useful gets me back on track in life
>>204340795nah I think I'll get an Asian (Chinese) gf that is extremely boring and I have nothing in common until she inevitably has a schizo meltdown and attempts to murder me
>>204340821Yeah. It's worse when people film you acting like a tit then you see it when you're sober. ahhhh
>>204340795for me it's Italian gf
pickle knob
Morning lads, missed the start of his 16 hour shift today did he say anything schizo and hilarious yet?
>>204340826wrongyou have to let him sleep there
>>204340877um
>>204340877WHAT DA FOOK IS THAT!?!?!!??!?!!!!!
>>204340877just horrible all across the board
>>204340877lol midge nuts
>>204340795And where does one meet a "White English gf"?
I'm sorry but that looks retardedmutilated pickle knob hanging out of your bikiniyou can't do that
>>204340921Umm it's 2024 sweaty
labour social media drones going all out with this post
woah just noticed it's 9/11
>>204340917anywhere, millions of them about
>>204340821not been to a party in 10 years
>>204340960wow....never voting for anyone but labour again...PRAISE STARMER
>>204340960>aptosutter woke nonsense
>>204340998objectively nicer than calibrinicer than arial? personal choice
>>204340960must have resigned themselves to losing already if that's all the effort they're putting in
>>204340866corr
>>204341022all special needs health and safety fonts
Times New Roman or gtfo
>>204341040what do you use on your spreadsheets?
Rorke using comic sans
waiting for the autumn steam sale to get some new vidya gaems
>>204340964tesco?
>>204341056cant use computers well enough for that i just scribble everything down in cursive like my father and his father before him and well actually his father was illiterate
>>204341076yep
>>204341041tnr isn't monospace so you're basically a retard if you're using it on a spreadsheet
sweaty sex with rachel maddow
i use the font from the godfather
>dis nigga paying for vidya
tick tock nafo mongs
Just realized I've never seen a white egg before
he'll think about wee and he'll think about poo what a jolly boring thing to do
>>204341041>serif fontalri grandad, it's not 1953 any more
>>204341103back in my days all eggs were whitebrown eggs are woke nonsense
>>204341103Just look in a mirror
my cousin's got a long term boyfriend but he's a total loserdon't want him in my family
>>204340795chance would be a fine thing
>>204341134get her shagged
>>204341134he’s a chad
get your sister shagged
>>204341084which aisle?
Not gonna accept a gf if she’s not into watersports
>>204341146no he's from a poor family and is the type to resent the world because he's poor
>Sophie Turner (Sansa) said in an interview filming that shot where her and Shae were lookin out at Littlefinger's boat after she learned she has to marry Tyrion was an absolutely nightmare to shoot, since Sibel Kekilli couldn't comprehend the scene.>Apparently Sibel started freaking out, since they kept telling her to look somberly out at the boat, but in reality there was no boat there, just the open sea. She started flipping her shit because she couldn't understand that there'd be a CGI boat out on the water.>Eventually they just gave up and told her to stare blankly out over the water while they finished the shot. Sophie said it took like an hour to film that 3-4 second shot because Sibel was so fucking terrible.scrming
my other cousin is engaged to a brown man from mauritius but he's a good lad so don't mind too much
>>204341183sounds like the director was a retard
>>204341169based. he sounds like the joker.
>>204341206How would an actor not being to comprehend post-effects make the director retarded?
>sounds like the director was a retard
>>204341234because they clearly didn't explain it to her well enough
need to get to the tesco before all the good bakery stuff is gone
Most ausschads fly out to Thailand to roid as they sell them OTC at the chemist
playing cod with me mate. like its 2008 lol
>>204341243director might have been a woman for all you or i know
both of my male cousins are just total incel spergs I'm somehow the normal one
>>204341246But she's a professional who shouldn't even need stuff like that to be explained to her
>>204341269my cousins are all zoomer chads and i'm the weird older autist cousin
tell me about yourself anon
>>204341284Roid upIt's moggin' time
dont know any of my extended family at allthink i saw one of them on a train once, we looked at each other and there was a mutual acknowledgement
>>204341259last cared about cod in like 2012 me. when did they change the game engine from what felt like a quake mod to whatever the fuck it is now?
>>204341304sounds like my dog when she sees one of her relatives in the park
think I might buy a box of frosted flakes (FROSTIES) just for the hell of it
>>204341296would smack those tits till they burst
>>204340785Had to learn about this motherfucker in schoolHe brought me nothing but anxiety about forgetting what he did and in what historical context and whatever and I almost failed art subject and then almost failed art subject recuperation and almost failed a school year partly because of this motherfucker I hate him I don't care about his schizo pieces he made me schizo and i still have nightmares about that time fuck this guy fuck him fuck nigger
>>204341296I'm scared of your fake plastic face...I wanted apple juice not wine...the music here stinks...
Love how he casually reveals details of his retarded wog family while he’s on his VPN lmfao
>>204341328think we just did painting and that in art
>>204341324where do these heinously perverse and destructive urges come from
>>204341339weird thing to love in all honesty
>>204341338for me it's green tea with honey and lemon but i can feel you
>>204341365wtf no you can't
>>204341365Green tea?In at this hour?In this location?!
>>204341296would love to watch a couple of bbcs spurt jungle juice over her fake tits then lick her clean
just ate some random shit off my desk, dont know what it was but it tasted good
>>204341353
>>204341328
>>204341352fucked up teenage years
why would vito suck the security guard's cock? why not get your own cock sucked?
>>204341430Catching, not pitching
thinking about her
>>204341425That's why you roid and fix things
>>204341379why not>>204341381it helps to moisturise my face and helps me sleep xx
>>204341452imagine vito greasing your union
>>204341462Post physique roidmong
>>204341425just get over it was years ago
>>204341462i dont know how to roid
the scrandemic
how old were you lads when you had your first wank?
some lads in here were a colossal loser at school and really just said right that’s it’s I’m not gonna bother with my ENTIRE life, you’re meant to move forward not stay as a teenager forever
>>204341385what did it taste like exactly? I need you to be more descriptive
>>204341487i did get over i just have heinously perverse and destructive urges
get bullied at work for not putting milk or sugar in my tea
>>204341510i'd rather eat that aussie lad's desk food
>>204341525take a gun to the office and get revenge
>>204341510I should not have clicked on this it gave me a palpitation
>>204341515to completion? 13. bit of a late bloomer.
>>204341510didn't know they allow phones in prison
>>204341510looks like you wiped your arse on 2 slices of bread and sprinkled elton john's smegma on it
>>204341516true
>>204341510:/
>>204341522if we're talking specifics it tasted a bit like food of some sort
>>204341510elton pls
if you were earning 6 figures would you leave here and never come back?
I get it it's because he's GAY rofl
Welcome lads. On tonight's menu:Whinny cuntsBoring cuntsVirginsAwful postsTerrible gimmicksUnfunny spastics
>>204341484.>>204341494They're legal to buy in the UKJust buy some insulin needles off Amazon and inject them into your thigh and ask /fit/ how to supp for roid workouts
>>204341620Doesn't sound very tasty Do you have anything else to eat?Maybe more mystery material off your desk?
>>204341620starting with you pal
>>204341606I’m earning very close to six figures and I still love /Brit/ lol, nothing entertains me more than the headcases on here. I hardly post anymore but whenever I do it’s a fun treat, like going to the zoo.
browsing christmas menus from takeaway placesnot blown away this year but the kfc stuffing burger looks alri
popping to the year 3000, anyone want owt?
>>204341544>aww, darn!>shucks that's a cool gun!>I want a gun...>he's done us
screaming that someone is going to choose to live here
>>204341632I dont like exercising. Would I have to exercise if I roid? Or can I just buy a bit of testosterone for a weekly boost and carry on as normal
>>204341632That's obviously not you
>>204341662Had it last year. It was dire. Nothing can beat the zinger tower burger at KFC simple as
>>204341641we have some left over subbers
>>204341697
omg is that mackerel on toast with cheese on top Jesus Christ im going to go fucking INSANE!!!!
The scrandemic
havent had subway in ten years really dont think im missing much
>>204341695Could be comfy if you’re never at home much desu
doing a VERY strange poo
don't happybe worry
Who doesn't like exerciseCome on lad
doing a very normal, morning scheduled poo
>>204341763It's such a grim option desu.
dab dab dab dab dab if you like seasideMARK
remarkable poo this
Painting by contemporary UK fine artist Annie Ovenden, a founder member of the Brotherhood of Ruralists, painters of nature
>>204341760Makes me howl how Londoners are so protective over this literal slop as if it’s some gourmet dish is Northern monkeys couldn’t appreciate. Only recently found out they make that mash potatoes with literally just potatoes and water. THAT’S IT. No milk, butter, cream, etc it’s literally just spuds boiled to death and mashed up plain.
adam is hungry i guess
>>204341851>nooo the heckin eel gravy!!!
>3pms are shittarqball it is then
today we remember
might fire up the belgian vpn after I'm done with the canadian one :3
GET THE MILES JOGGEDGET THE PUSHUPS REPPEDGET THE CRUNCHES SCRANNEDGET THE LUNGES DONEWAGMI WAGMI WAGMI WAGMI
might get with the autistic lady at work she seems cute
>>204341930Post physique mateYou must be fucking huge from all the lifting and roids you do
just been watching youtube videos and getting steaming since luncheon
>>204341956watching cricket me
>>204341955Sorry I'm not gay laWill be posting the bitches I pull thoughbeist
>Liverpool have an 8pm kickoff on a SaturdayWtf when did they start doing this then :/
>>204341930alri david goggins
sex with brown women, please and thank you
>>204342014it got moved to later cos villa played in the CL on wednesday
>>204342014Why did your trip get banned again?
>>204342014Because villa played away on Weds in the champions league, new PL rule
Any esoteric, coke snorting, porn consuming right wing grifters in?
GET THE TELE OFFGET THE DUMBBELLS CURLEDBILLIONS MUST LEARN
With every day that passes I grow to despise people a little more. Having a wife and child would have definitely taught me the patience I need to deal with these ignorant fucks all the time. Might end up putting a bullet through my head considering my life isn't even my own and entirely circumstantial
dubs and all yanks get thrown into aluminum smelters
mad delli ali is still only 28should just go to an asian league and shag ladyboys at this point
>>204341998Posting images of women you have never met taken almost ten years ago and shared hundreds of times on this website doesn't count as "getting bitches"You are a fat short DYEL druggie incel until proven otherwise Either prove you're not or stfu about your gay bodybuilding fantasies
>>204342021Based and high testpilled>>204342017Cringe and low testpilled
I’ve been thinking about this a lot. An off-hand comment or act by me may be life changing for someone else. I should be more thoughtful in my deeds and words, particularly to those who look up to me.
>>204342066Yes you should kill yourself Presumably you've got a gun in the house right now so it should be easy Everyone you know would be relieved
>With every day that passes I grow to despise people a little more. Having a wife and child would have definitely taught me the patience I need to deal with these ignorant fucks all the time. >Might end up putting a bullet through my head considering my life isn't even my own and entirely circumstantial
>>204342098Get her arse mounted on my face and then my cock
>>204342126>>204342088thought you were getting off
>>204342079dubs and aussies can't make horrible jokes and name themselves ian (a fate worse than death for you)
Dried cum should be called sement.
>>204342126>>204342088another melty on the canadian vpn? very original
DTFIC insecure projection gigamelty
>>204342149 I ate something and I am back for a bit before going out for groceries x
just had a conference meeting with the lads
>>204341884we will not quack-get themDucky et duck-orum est pro quacktria a mori
dtfic meltie
>>204342126Please think about the pain and suffering this person’s family would feel with his or her suicide. Think about how you’d feel if he/she actually did it. Be kinder in deed and word
>>204342088>shortIs that supposed to be an insult, la?Imagine not being able to enjoy taller women
autist freak fight
>>204340795German gf is superior
>>204342184He is a literal pedophile He has no family or friends He should be killed
>>204342155good stuck ladbut still, fuck up yank
Two tier policing
>>204342155hahah oh no no no
mad how we were all massively homophobic as teenagers but equally were happy to wank together at sleepovers and it was never spoken about
so this is rorke
>>204340785The 2 cliches I hate >The one asshole or arrogant dick >Becomes a hero after seeing some shit >Ends saving someone And>Stoic hero fights a nihilistic villain
>>204342203If this is AI now, imagine what they’ll look like in 5 years
>>204342205Pure projection
>>204342236Skeletons in the closet, so to speak
>>204342236
>>204342147Fellow King.May a harem of latinas, pajeetas and kweens be bequeathed to you
>>204342244bonnny
>>204342236I didn’t have any friends to invite me to sleepovers. Never wanked with a fella, seems a little gay
>>204342222They are trying to emulate what cool tough guys in the 1980s looked like but it doesn't work when you're a faggy low testosterone cuck. It looks stupid and gay.
brit mass wanking event
off to bed now
>>204342301I'd cum first
Lololol
>>204342236Was going to be friends with a Jewish lad until he pulled this upon me and wanted to watch porn with me cause his mum was gone and I just left after he started talking about gooning while firing up his PC(decade before it was an internet meme)
>>204342253She's real.
>>204342256It's not but okay
So glad I have a foreign Mrs and not an English girl desu. English women just dont look after themselves whatsoever :/
fucking moron just rocketed himself in a 1v1 showdown vs me on Fortnite, thanks for the free win little fella
Currently in the bath, and I made it really hot so I opened the window to let some of the steam out, and the window opening is situated above where I'm sitting in the bath, and now all of a sudden the randy old bastard neighbour (he's at least 65 years is his garden and doing his "chores". I reckon he's trying to perv on my girlfriend... silly old fucker doesn't even realise that it's actually a hairy gorilla monkey man sitting in the bath (me) and not my qt 3.14 missus kek, it ain't happening today sunshine
>>204342236have a very strange memory of my friend flashing me his cock at a sleepover, found it absolutely disgusting and even told his mother about it not sure why someone would think that is a good idea. preteen me was petrified
>>204342344inb4 dtfic replies
>>204342344Which country is she from lad?
>>204342322what's funny?
Mental how badly I mindraped him
>>204342222Dubzz lost his Aussie card after his Jewish goonbuddy knicked it and set him up with a whoore
>>204342322stupid bitch
>>204342379He mindraped you albeit
>>204342366I was baiting him tbf lol I know even if he doesn’t bite he’ll be raging
>>204342290the terms "low test faggy cuck" mean absolutely nothing because eternally online 4chan schizophrenics like you al spam it repeatedly it's like listening to a 10 year old insult someone
>>204342371Djibouti
>moments after dtfic gets in a little internet spat
Made a dinner with some fresh garlic 3 days ago, and my right hand still stinks of it fucks sake
>>204342391Not really as tou can see in this thread
>>204342371She’s from China bro
>>204342417Yes I can see you seething in this thread
noticed recently how many pointless vlogs exist on youtube of women just doing basically nothing or just showing off extremely boring life and trying to make it out as interesting or esteemedseriously what is wrong with women?
>>204342385damn, whatever happened to icuckzz?
>>204342322Does she even know that her queen Kamala is a cokehead?
>>204342416Rub it on stainless steel
>>204342415Mental how badly we mindraped him
>>204342436they see a lot of other women getting attention (money) doing the exact same thing
Mumberg talked about how she would be fine in her mountain cabin if Blimpf dropped the nukes on us.
don't think I will
>>204342449Just because they're right about one thing doesn't mean their religion is true.
>>204342416you have to commit to smelling like garlic if you consume it. just how the world works
>>204342452Kamala doesn’t act like a cokehead at all you weird little shut in gremlin lmfao, if anything she’s a functioning alkie
>>204342449>>204342476The religion of no fun then
>>204342449>with his wife
>>204342497spaki spaedo
>>204342322it's amazing how every nonamerican opinion about him comes from MSNBC
>>204342455
If you aren't an atheist you're retarded or mentally ill.That simple, no exceptions. You're not a sensible person and not mature enough to accept your own death.You can't justify your abhorrent moral positions except by quoting 4000 year old bronze age middle eastern desert scrolls.
fake spaino itt
I have decided the next anime to watch after Frieren. It is called Attack On Titan
>>204342476what if you write a qur'an verse on your willardis it still filth then?
>>204342530anime is gay
>>204342527Shut up fucktard
>>204342497not taking advice from a shut in little neek
two harams make a halal
>>204342541Been practising in front of the mirror again have we
got him revved up and ready for a gigameltylook at him go he's pulling out all the stops
Almost every religion in the ancient world believed that homosexuality is a sin.
>>204342541It’s not advice mate I’m taking the piss out of you lol, you’ve obviously not been around many cokeheads if you think Kamala acts like one
>>204342527There are most definitely supernatural elements to this world
>>204342540Thank you for proving my point.
>>204342593it is grim
>>204342527Atheists cannot explain anything
>>204342126Baited for this exact response. You fucking muppet
dtfic pulling out all the tops
>>204342598Are you implying that quantum mechanics is supernatural Also the double slit experiment does not happen like that
>>204342601decent jewish milkoids
>>204342598Quantum physics is entirely real tho
>>204342530seen a lot of anime loving weirdos boast about this also berserk dont have the free time or interest in japanese style art (because it sucks) to consume it but otherwise i would actually give it a shot
>>204342601jewbies
>>204342601repulsive bitch
>>204342598Probability waves and frequencies innit?Ainulindalë
rorke admiring his new uniqlo fit in the mirror
>>204342322Bet she loves a BWC
Koreans make anime too except they have a different word for it which I don't remember right now.
After I said thank you to a customer their child stayed shouting "it's a man" over and over again. The parent apologised to me and told the kid to shut up but it kept chanting it until they had both left the shop.
Rorke getting fat
gooning in my goon cave. gooner babble just completely checked out and gooned
wanking to porn feels grim nowthink I'll try and stop that
>>204342681
>>204342631It breaks the laws of physics though la...also our Earth is fine tuned, there's really no mathematical possibility that we can exist from the big bang.Prove it by sourcing another alien planet with lifeYou can't It's over God won>>204342626Yeah it does
>>204341183>>204341206it's an old copypasta, it's not real
>>204342681I thought you were cis
the canadian has had a very bad day
>>204342681Swings and roundabouts
>>204342681god can you fuck off back to britfeel?
*rubs your fucking fat cheeks*
>>204342681you suck at making up stories
Eagerly awaiting the day when DTFIC’s schizophrenia convinces him that “Al Mountain” is also 190 (along with Spainnonce, Sacked Tranny, Commiemong, Heathernonce, Thailad, Clogwog, Belgcuck, Alan, Poleaboo, Candice, and Fatcam)
haven't thought about my wee problem in a while
>>204342705>>204342696>>204342681Good one Spaino!
>>204342626>Also the double slit experiment does not happen like thatDoes though
Leather jacketed communists rounding up all privately educated individuals and sending them to labour camps in Shetland.
>>204342681Wanted the d
I'm a privately educated university drop out NEET.
is dtfic the same leaf that is like a chemist or is that someone else completely
>>204342681made my day that
>>204342729Will they have moustaches and tight trousers?
>>204342742A failed tarq, how rare
I'd always wondered why Nicole Scherzinger never made it to the absolute top of the tree as a performer when she is THAT beautiful and has one of the greatest voices in pop.It turns out it is because she is JUST AWFUL hahaha.
>>204342681>ItDon’t be so fucking disrespectful and shut the fuck up
You are all so fucking stupidCollection of the grimmest, unwashed, intellectually retarded virgins in the country
>>204342777Shut up fucktard
>>204342772That monster was cruel to me.
when will it end?
>>204342698>>204342726No it doesn't Observation doesn't literally mean a person looking at itIf you watched the film as it was exposed it would still show the diffraction pattern
Sir Bradley Walsh
He's gone and done the repeating digits on us lads.Reckon it's over
>grimmest, unwashed, intellectually retarded virginsthe lads
>>204342777Agreed
>>204342792You're a fucktard with limited abstract thought, sad
>>204342791scottish win
BUT I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU
>>204342792Nope
>>204342823>>204342833okay
Jealous of that guy ITT watching old TV shows and enjoying himself
AND IT'S GOALS GALORE IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE WITH BOURNEMOUTH AND WOLVES GETTING ONE GOAL EACH
WEST COAST NIGGAS DO FADES RIGHT COME GET THIS ASS WHOOPING I'M HANDING EM OUT
>>204342789You should have decked that freak
room smells like cheesy feet sweat and cum
get it fucking made
Andy warhol edition again pleaee
>>204342907get the window open
>>204342935yep window is open, getting that new batch of air in :)
raping the cunt who dares make a new
WE'VE HAD NO SUNLIGHT HERE FOR 9 STINKING DAYS
just ain't right this
Whoever makes the new deserves to get raped by ngubu
all the way to 700
>>204342974yeah its proper grim
Ive decided to open a social club for men who hate women (incels, divorcees) and women who hate men (feminazis, cat ladies). The club will have a mens entrance on the right and a women's entrance on the left, like how old primary schools used to have boys and girls entrances and seperate cloakrooms. In the middle of the club is the bar. Men and women aren't allowed across the bar but they can see the other gender from across the bar. Their hatred will sell a lot of drinks. Quiz nights will be men vs women and it will be wild.
>>204342974I've had tons. Fuck the Poortherners like you, all dolespongers who shop in Lidl/Aldi and collect frog images.
>>204343039>>204343039>>204343039
Just 300 seconds and I'll make the new
>>204342681uh oh i see another cutting in the break room incident
>>204342974yup sick of it. regularly run through parliament hill and primrose hill and like stopping dor the viewbut just cant see anything coz hazeand i dont think i seen the sun for 2 weeks
