dandy warhols edish
I have people roll down their car windows to yell at me, or say it to my face as though I’m just another video for them to react to. I think people want to be seen as a “personality”, the sort of person from TV shows that always has the perfect one-liner. But most people are idiots, so they just recite the first thing that comes to mind when they see me.No, I’m not a wheelchair user. My distinguishing feature? I wear a wide-brim hat. That’s it. People will stop to yell “Hee haw!” or “Ride ‘em cowboy!” at me in public because a bald man wants to keep his head warm.I feel so desperately sorry for people with physical disabilities because I can take off my hat if I want to. They can’t ditch their wheelchair (or whatever mobility tools they use), and it’s awful that an awesome example of disability inclusion like Timmy is being misused like this.EDIT: So apparently bellowing at strangers in public is “normal”, according to the comments. Okay, fine, I guess I’ll just have to start shouting “They think it’s all over! It is now!” every single time I see someone wearing a football shirt.
>>204342742Must suck being a failed tarq because all the other tarqs around you now think you're just a regular povvo like everyone else and want nothing to do with you.
You're gayYou eat poo
>>204343039eat shit and die
Gigamelty begins
I hate living around poor foreign people lads, they lack all social graces and are completely unrelatable. why have they imported so many ugly sub-90 IQ people? literally why have they done it? then they subsidise their lives and incentivise them having children. I can't wrap my bonce round it. The social contract has been torn to shreds.
the results are in
um
capmala aint talm bout nun
>>204343095They produce future taxpayersYou sit in your smelly bedroom making whiny Intel posts on a vietnamese cartoon forumhaha x
>>204343095money + they hate whites
>To coincide with the 28th anniversary of the albums' release, Noel Gallagher has confirmed the Oasis setlists in 2025 will heavily feature tracks from their "misunderstood" album Be Here Now
Mrs is making albondigas en salsa española for our tea lads :3 can’t wait I’m fucking starving already man
>>20434314590% of these kids are not going to be net contributors to the exchequer
fucking amazon driver who’s fresh off the boat just left my package outside a house down my street. Now I’m gonna look like a thief when I go and pick it up and walk away
>>204342769Pussycat Dolls were a sex trafficking prostitution ring front.
>>204343173They paid through the arse for that privilege LMAOOOooooOooooo
>>204343191Yeah but you're still smelly and the government hates you x
just ate 2 slices of cheese and thinking about going back for a 3rd
>>204343173jesus christ
>>204343210lmao
>>204343173>playing anything but definitely maybeno one wants to hear that shit
AND I DON'T GO NOWHERE WITHOUT THAT IRON ON ME
>>204343188ah yes, “meatballs in spanish sauce”
>>204343194Hate when that happens, especially when you’ve ordered a dildo or something I get terrified thinking my neighbour might open it by mistake
>>204343216Me? Just ate 64 slices of American cheese
whats the best oasis song ive never bothered listening to them
>>204343145>You sit in your smelly bedroom making whiny Intel posts on a vietnamese cartoon forumDONE HIM
>>204343216which kind?>>204343254https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLWX8yBYfzI
dont get why people areso eager to see these oasis dudes live. its not gonna be like watching them 20-30 years ago and like i reckon seeing oasis live would be literally no different from just seeing liam gallagher live for much less pricejust fucking stupid how people are conned into this shidd
>>204343254parklife
>>204343254Columbia (white label demo)
>>204343257He should make AMD posts. Haha what a melt autocorrect is
>>204343273not sure just cheese
>>204343173>confirmed the Oasis setlists in 2025 will heavily feature tracks from their "misunderstood" album Be Here NowI hate musicians so much. They will never do the crowd pleasers. No, the shite everyone hated, that's the stuff they want to play.
blud pretending his mummy's spagbol is spanish
>>204343254songbird imo>>204343291seaside mark used to own original pressing of columbia
>>204343277Yeah, have a look at Liam Gallagher sing at the AJ vs Dubois fight, he’s shit now. People will be disappointed
>>204343277it was hyped up biggly, mate who only listens to rap was saying he wanted to go
Scared of dying but my life is a waking hellscape
>>204343300>>204343188Very funny spaino
>>204343098me in the 1%
aside from the hits if you listen to a full gorillaz album its just shit
>>204343254Enter Sandman
>my 23 year old millionaire oxford graduate homeowning daughter is crazy and won't move out of her smelly childhood bedroom I should be an empty-nester by now how did my life become this
>1/3rd of children born in the UK are to foreign-born mothersit's so incredibly fucking over
>going to see music oh my days you can just stick a headphone in at home and listen to it
>>204343311your incel hero told a lie which you believed did he? get your tongue back up his shitty arse hole you pathetic mong
>>204343324you described every album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcbaFoorM2o
>>204343317don't fancy dying an agonising death
>>204343338Not enough. Need it to be the majority.
>>204343346african mans delight
>>204343338So do you understand fractions you mong 1/3 is only like 33%
>>204343346Put some clothes on it's fucking freezing
mental how people will argue a point even if they dont particularly believe because they think they know something you dont. avoid these types of uneducated people and their arguments as much as possible
>>204343347*starts dry humping you*
>paying £500 to hear old men whack out Be Here Now
Once took a girl to a concert and she was angry the band did every song on their album in order. said if she wanted to see that she could've listened to that at home.
>>204343200prove it
>>204343324If it's not a concept album then I dont even bother downloading the full album and just download the singles :)
>>204343376mental how badly i mindraped you
>>204343395yeah?
wish I could buy a robot to play with my dog. She keeps bringing me toys to throw alllllll day I really can’t be fucked
>>204343374nigga thats still bad
>>204343413just fuck her off for a bit she;ll go to sleep
>>204343376yh?
Got banned for a week for making a single post mocking Elon Musk.What happened to spaki and his Belgian VPN 24/7 AI generated interracial porn spam?
>>204343424yh...really sad the more i think on it
>>204343441elon musk is a cringelordwatch me not get banned
>>204343441Stop using 4chan as a social media platform you incel frogposting loser. Join his Discord and leave us alone
>>204343451well youre fucking wrong pal
out for smokie
omds is he taking the piss7 minute, 8 minute, 9 minute songs? Nobody is paying to listen to this shit go do wonderwall 10 times in a row before you perform and of this droning on drivel
>>204343320No you're Spaino
Just found out Gorillaz is some bloke from Blur + some elderly black music producer My life is ruined
>>204343464perhaps you know something i dont. ill agree for the sake of argument *actively avoids you*
>>204343484nothing wrong with that
Any criminal record man in?
Just watched Inside Out 2 I didn't get it was the girl a lesbian
>>204343484thought it was a couple of gorillas did you?
>>204343507nah, nudda, not even a point on my license
>>204343507Yes
>>204343277I got a free ticket and hotel room but I do have to drive 4+ hours to Cardiff, then drive home the next day.
>>204343509woke
>>204343517scrambling up the walls and screeching
She really seemed to be a lesbian
I look like this.
be serious englanders
>>204343507yea probably have 5 warnings for a headlight out
>>204343509could have been watching wild robot instead
>>204343509dunno but shes cute>>204343539she had male love interests>>204343547thats a gay tranny cock. mental
>>204343547as nice as that wilkins is size wise just can't imagine wanking it off without a foreskin
>>204343547>>204343545corr what a juxtaposition
>>204343545They are such fucking weird people
>>204343527Nice, we crims have to stick together
>>204343547Yep, that's a willy, 99% sure
I'm sure women didn't have cocks before covid
I WON ME A TROPHY
>>204343547Where 4skin??????
>>204343145>>204343257spaedo
>>204343507I dont talk to cops.
and i pins and i needle
>>204343594How do I know you’re not a nonce
>>204343605what about bailey jay?
>>204343545Need an anti poppy symbol. One that says i have no respect for the dead
feeling bohemian like you
>>204343545Yeah those villagers have definitely killed outsiders and buried their bodies
fuck off laura
>>204343544Yeah post proof then x
back off a THREE day ban because I spoke about the election, feels nice to be back
>>204343194would rage if this happened to mewe have third worlders as amazon drivers but they are smart enough to put the package in the right placewouldn't even use amazon in your situation
I hate poppy fascism. Poppy fascists were blowing their trombone outside my house the other day.Would wear a white one if they sold them anywhere though.Many WW1 vets notably said they didn't like all the shite parades and forced performative nonsense about remembrance and saw the war as the time they got conscripted and all their friends died, and shouldn't be used to glorify war.
haha yeah took a girl to some music must've been awful pal haha
>>204343622Why would you think that
>>204343653this bitch aging like a bulldog fuck
>>204343607This is me but with pints aha x
>>204343667just walk around with a palestine flag they'll fucking hate it
>>204343663why you chatting about boners lad?
>>204343346Coffee? Oh your being funny. Lol, traditionally it was the woman who would cook breakfast. Seems like you've had enough to eat already. Perhaps we'll start going for brisk jogs in the morning instead of having breakfast. Sound fun?
>>204343653BAE has deposited £25 into her Coutts account
>>204343667you are a tranny part of a tranny discord server
>>204343667It's on par with banging pots and pans
I wear the poppy because I mourn the dead.
>>204343703Are you a retarded yank? Yes.
CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS CLAP FOR RNHS
if you are vaxxed you are a cuck
>>204343719rattled by the truth
>>204343745true
>>204343676You never know
Coutts telling me not to update to iOS 18 or their app will stop working
Red poppy = for all British soldiers who died (including war criminals), glorifies the military and warWhite poppy = All casualties of war (including conscripts and civilians), supports pacifism
>>204343767yeah? don't care
Asian American Women’s Racial Dating Preferences: An Investigationof Internalized Racism, Resistance and Empowerment against Racism,and Desire for Status
another ufo congress hearing in the usa soon
Love x86 Hate ARM Simple as
>>204343706It needs to be regulated obviously but covid needed immediate response. Are you posting this ironically or...?
>>204343664Yeah. No excuses too since I’m number 19 and he put it outside number 5’s door
>>204343767How about maybe a piss yellow poppy?
CLAP FOR R NHSBE SILENT AND WEAR YOUR POPPY FOR OUR FALLENGIVE MONEY TO CHILDREN IN NEEDDO AS WE SAY OR ELSE YOU'RE A BAD PERSON NO, WE WONT ACTUALLY HELP THESE PEOPLE. JUST DO THESE PERFORMATIVE ACTIONS ONE DAY A YEAR INSTEAD AND HARASS ANYONE WHO DOESNT TAKE PART IN THE RITUALS.
people who care so much about the ukraine war they spam pics of corpses
>>204343785
one of my neighbours has a christmas tree up
>>204343833
>>204343787arm is superior and british
Sir Queer Harmer
>>204343853I HATE christmas
anyway it was the gays' fault
>>204343833Gay ass eyebrows I will never understand why men do that
Why are lesbians tolerated so much more, so much more prominent in mainstream media - compared to gay men?
>>204343767>war criminalslollmao, even
>>204343853One of mine has had their lights up since November 1st
>>204343928show your working
Ninja Warrior UK cancelled
>>204343928girls are pretty and nice and there is nothing wrong with them kissing each other, also they don't molest kids
>>204343893Need him out of business asap
Here are your half-time scores Brentford 1-1 BournemouthCrystal Palace 0-1 FulhamWest Ham 0-0 EvertonWolves 1-0 Southampton
>>204343959ADONBILIVIT
not cum for 10 days but I've edged multiple times
wigglign my foreskin around
>>204343906Democrats are blaming Latinos, Trannies and Gaza for losing.They're already saying to win next time (if there is another election in the USA ever again), they need to attack trans rights and be more pro-israel
>>204343942Diego was it you claiming the gulf war was the highlight of the anglosaxon man’s history
well said nina
business idea: Ninja Warrior UK on an exact copy of the original course
>>204343962>also they don't molest kidsWhat about the reddit moderator Gislane Maxwell
>>204343976Didn’t really replace it if it was never there in the first place lol
Going church in an hour and a half aren't I lads
how long is an acceptable amount of time to play vidya with someone before you go off? i already used the "i have stuff to do" excuse to get out of playing this morning
>(if there is another election in the USA ever again)
>>204343990Low t beta boi
>>204344026nah
>>204343942Forgetting the British empire so soon are we?
>>204344026what sort of church
>>204343994Been stretching my foreskin this morning
>>204344026trying to get your kids into catholic school are ya?
Roidlad post your body for us
>>204344026why?
>>204343996wonder if labour will learn any lessons from this or if they'll continue their sprint to the centre right
having some coon cheese
>>204343976Poor coping cuz no car :)
>>204344026Really gay
>>204344049Catholic, prots don't even open their churches on Saturdays>>204344054I don't have any kids lad, not that old>>204344058Cause it's Saturday
>>204344048no such thing as a British war criminal. we never lost a war.
>>204344029what are you playing?
>>204343981Fake news, West Ham are 2-0 up
Know a lad in his mid 30s who still lives with his mumHis parents split up and then his mum "discovered" she was a lesbian in her 50s and found herself a female partnerSo now he lives with two mums, calls them mummy one and mummy two Bizarre world
>>204344095bit noncey
>>204344034t levels don't fluctuate if you edge
would you rather shag bodger or badger?
>>204344099You would've gotten heemed by Germany if America didn't come to your rescue.
how come Theo Walcott is so well spoken and not like the usual “yeah blud init” ?
>>204344114just ain't a place for me is there
>>204344111Be noncey if I shagged a kid but I'm not am I
hate being high rank in this game because i have to try might just derank and play like a retard stress free
>>204344026Nonce
>>204344095>Cause it's Saturdaywhy would you got to church on a Saturday? the cleaner is probably tidying up for tomorrow morning
>>204344154I mean grown man off to church on his own no wife no kids… bit suspicious to say the least man
>>204344163Don't even think they have a cleaner if I'm quite honest with you
might put final score on
>>204344154anything could happen mate
>>204344163we used to do saturday evening mass sometimes because i liked watching power rangers on a sunday morning
dont know why brits and euros are so upset about trump being elected when it doesn't affect them at allit barely affects me and im a yank
Gonna rape the next bloke to get dubs
rorkes mums minge in tatters
Fucked a girl who had two moms beforeShe was a freak and wanted me to cum in her every time Years later she became a tranny
>>204344063>they'll continue their sprint to the centre rightIt will be this. Their corporate paymasters and the news media demand they always move rightwards.
>>204343752Haha no need to be casting suspicions eh mate let’s leave that to the cops
>>204344219For me it's cause I can't be fucking arsed waking up on a Sunday morning
>>204344225isn't it because it strengthens russia in the war
very very very very very high lads
anyone fancy a bum?
*gets dubs*
>>204344243for me it's not going to church because I'm not black, homeschooled or an OAP
>>204344225anything good for billionaires is bad for meobviously
lol I forgot the covid memes
>>204344142Wrong. The blitz failed. The Germans couldn't invade fortress Britannia. The Soviet union beat the Germans. Yanks were late to the party and had virtually no impact on the war.
Sir Dubs Getter
Sir Bed Wetter
>>204344225USA is the most powerful nation on Earth and leader of the western world, and you just elected a mentally retarded fascist.
Stale gimmicks Same thing every dayDon't you ever get bored of it?
get the arses raped and gaped
>>204344279>>204344279
>>204344277Feckless twat
This picture always makes me crease man ahahaha
>>204344281lend lease was helpful. if we just sat at home it wouldn't do much for the war either
alri laLG
eating poo
>>204343039Catcher in the rye is a good song
>>204344323should have gone with face paint to complete the look
the lads
Sir Feckless Twat
Being a guy and having to work in retail/hospitality/service and have loud roastie coworkers must do your nut in
>>204344323this is actually good if it means more money. thanks trump. shame it will probably just be an extra billion on top of the 2 or 3 from the budget
Sir Defence Spender
can’t get the hang of this Fortnite lark reckon it’s cos I’m approaching 33 and playing against 12 year old boys
Keir Starmer's wife is a Jew His children are Jewish He joked about how his wife and son speak Hebrew with each other when they want to talk without him understanding Is it any surprise he fully supports and arms the genocide of Palestine?
quite
>>204344327Irrelevent. Britain didnt lose the war.
>>204344380miserable old bastards
>>204344390NONCE
>>204344397grimgrimgrimbased
>>204344366being a straight guy in hospitality especially is like a gold mine for pussy. i was the only straight guy who worked the front desk at my hotel and the others were all women and queers. and just like restaurants, everybody was fucking all the time
>>204344374>goodWaste more tax money preparing for a war which will never happen meanwhile we have homeless on the streets, single mums with kids who can’t get housing yeah man that seems really really GOOD
Why aren't all these political posts being deleted?
>>204344406We were out producing german in planes by 1940 mad how crap germany was in many ways
>>204344339nah
Just woken upDid I miss anything?
>>204344440Janitor just gone to get his hot pockets
digesting poo
>>204344443>off by one.jpeg
>>204344258not my problem>>204344278as a future billionaire, i disagree with this strongly>>204344307he's not a fascist. it'll only be 4 years tops since he's so old
>>204344452got poo on my hand earlier when wiping my arse
>>204344417Paki wants to smell rotten waste reminds him of home
>>204344452woke mob are at it yet again
show some respect for our four bears
Was going to go to the cinema but the prospect of seeing brown people in this gloomy weather put me off
>>204344473He's very obviously a textbook fascist. The fact yankoids deny this is amazing.
>>204344452I had an epic meltdown earlier Just taking a break to recharge my schizo batteries Reckon I'll be ruining the thread in about an hour or so
>>204344462.
>>204344503hate them so much
>>204344452I had a wankI had some cheeseI just got dubs
>>204344437our military is pitiful. there should be a minimum standard that we have not reached.
don't you know?oh it's a funny thing you know,i've done a massive poo,i've done it on the loo,and i have pissed and,although your minds are made up,of course it's all okay,to scran it on a plate
>>204344540Um lad it's 3:12 in Australia
>>204344501I think it should be personal choice then you can see who hates UK an who doesnt
watching brokeback mountain
might be a cheeky takeaway on the cards
>>204344473you asked why europe cares lol
>>204344537corr post less of me and more of the chav slag with the ciggie
Name one good sci fi movie released in past decade besides the Dune films.You can't.
triple captained mbuemo what a stupid benchod i am
mate's getting a pizza and he's tempting me to get one too. could be a play
>>204344578russia isnt a thread to the rest of europe though
>>204344586blade runner 2049
I want to live in San Francisco.
rorkeing around the /brit/mas sneed
>>204344604Not in space tho is it?
>>204344607like a bum do you?
>>204344597boybfb
not a bad album/ep this
>>204344622Sci fi has to be in space?
Is the president of China wealthy
not watching the football any more just cba
>>204344586Moonfall
Haven't seen the sun in weeks
nearly in the top 500 overwatch dps players in the americas region
>>204344646No mate he's on the dole
>>204344630Nah, just like kino cities.
Always funny to see Female / Black / LGBT people who have far right views Selling out their own kind in the hope they'll be spared as one of the "good ones" if they hate themselves enough
>>204344670came top 5 in a fortnite cash cup once
>>204344664not convinced the sun was ever realseems like a distant memory or a dream
>>204344601they just use chemical weapons on our soil and try and throw their weight around in eastern europe. a lot are not comfortable with that
>>204344607>>204344682san francisco is the worst city ive ever visited. homeless people and needles everywhere. a giant pile of trash. awful weather. HIV ads everywhere warning about having safe arse sexid rather be in memphis or new orleans
>>204344601words of a retarded yankoid who hasn't got a clue about our continent
>>204344717That's your MI6 doing false flag operations
Brighton XI: Verbruggen; Veltman, Igor, Van Hecke, Estupinan; Ayari, Hinshelwood; Adingra, Georginio, Mitoma; Welbeck. Man City XI: Ederson; Lewis, Walker, Simpson-Pusey, Gvardiol; Kovacic, Gundogan; Savinho, Foden, Nunes; Haaland.
>>204344586arrival>>204344622mong
>>204344688Yh sure, “far right” views
>>204344732k
>>204344737>>204344688>>204344670>>204344664Blog on you boring bastards
New>>204344760>>204344760>>204344760
>>204344737>City without Kev and Rodriactual factual shitters
