Mr Blobby edition
>>204344760That's me. A gentleman racer on the paddock.
Simpsons porn
>>204344785HOLY SHIT ITS REAL
>JD Vance says US could drop support for NATO if Europe tries to regulate Elon Musk’s platformsimagine voting for this lmao state of yanks
>>204344789Coming in your families mouths
>Simpson-Pusey
>>204344437>homeless on the streetsyou mean degenerate druggie losers who should all be euthenised?
>>204344789Carling is a shit beer
Sick of it all
Diego rejoices in the horror of the gulf war. His so called god must surely be a demon
>>204344785HUGE, if true
Going off to Detroit to help leftist, queer and brown Americans hop the border into Canada now that fascism has returned
tell me about yourself anon
MI6 does false flag attacks and wants you to believe it was Russia
been talking to this girl on badoo ladsshe seems quite emotionally intelligent and looks pretty has a child though im 25 now however and people like me can't be pickywill have to see where this goes
>>204344849Oh um well um
>>204344843those big old houses in detroit are very peng
>>204344849Wh...why? I'm just trying to eat my chips
>>204344849Well see i’ve always had a great interest in sucking your tits
>>204344849No. Leave me alone.
Alri la cmon
>>204344785whyre they doing that then
>>204344903theyve gone woke
>been talking to this girl on badoo lads
>>204344849A lovely dinner and big chebs in my mouth for dessert
>>204344586>Name one good sci fi movie released in past decade besides the Dune films.>You can't.InterstellarEx MachinaThe MartianArrivalAlien: CovenantBlade Runner 2049LoganTenetThe Matrix ResurrectionsAlien: Romulusplus a ton of stuff that falls into capeshit (MCU) or kaiju films (gojira)
yeah so basically i only play a few hours on weekends, it would probably take a good few hours of dedicated grinding every day because in higher ranks the difference in skill between even just divisions is pretty significant. and i cba so im happy to let my rank falli dont even have a life desu just cant play video games all day it makes me want to kill myself
Is woke the only word you know, rorke?
>>204344931abhorrent taste
No need to shut them all down, just keep the same menu and change the names slightlyMacDonaldsMcBonaldsMadDonaldsMcDonalbs
Sipping on some coffee. It’s delish.
if you're not woke, you're asleep
Wife addicted to tiktoks about cheating men. As a result, she demands to see my phone. I refused the first time she asked, she kicked up such a fuss I just let her see it. Completely spoiled her surprise birthday party I had spent 4 months arranging with her friends. Fuck tiktok.
>>204344934Why are you up so late
>>204344976playing overwatch
bizarre how elon musk is top 20 in the world in diablo
>>204344970Holy grimoli
>>204344931>Alien: Covenant>Good This has to be bait
>>204344903due to woke
>>204344785>>204344903covid
>>204344903You're daft mate it's a screenshot from the Covid era
>>204344931Epic troll
wife is addicted to tiktoks about rhubarb and custard
>>204344970if you did this you'd be in prison for being toxic or whatever
little paki fella watching paki tiktoks on the train
I don't have a wife because women find me autistic and annoying
>>204345003heard a few people say it started good then got shit, didn't started shit and got worse
>>204345033get him deported this is trump country now
LG xx
>>204344976Can't sleep
>>204344805clownworld
>>204345041ktimin
wife is addicted to my cock and balls haha x
wife is addicted to tiktoks about irishmen and their choice in romantic partners
The term woke was only adopted by the yank right wing about 4 years agoI remember as recently as 2 years ago, people were getting called out for using it as an imported yank phraseNot just irl, on /brit/ too, look back about 2 years and often the usage of "woke" would be replied to with a "FOY"Crazy how we're so socially and culturally colonised by America
just launched the nukes, at least this will all be over soon, haha how are you x
its over for me pic rel
>>204345064it's wokeness gone mad
/brit/ is a yank colony
Would be nice if white folk could stop calling every brown person paki.I’m Indian and actually try and make an effort to integrate with this country :/
>>204345019Does she ever make stuff like that? Like is she getting ideas of what to cook/bake
Scranning a bacon and black pudding butty
>>204345064It was black slang that was appropriated by white American Twitter communists almost 15 years ago
>>204345083??? I can't see the picture
>>204345095pakistanis are basedindians are cringelords
Next cunt to make an unfunny woke joke is getting beaten up and raped by a pack of muscular ngubus
aint nun lil Chang gon do bout dat
>>204345095it's just our cultureif you really wanted to integrate then you would understand that
>>204345064do you remember "stay woke" from like 2016?
>>204345041
Rapelad's gone woke
>pakistanis are based
>>204345110slap a square sausage on next time
just woke up
>>204345174ain't right
the fact I'm not born in a culture with arranged marriage to brown women is political wokeness gone woke
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>>204345161Hehe me
>>204345110did you make it or you got it somewhere?
>>204345128I bet you wish you were this guy so badly lol
feel like going down an autistic rabbit hole
me and the lads
need a film for later, won't be asking you lot
>>204345197I don't even like Asian broads that much. I just thought these pictures were funny.
>>204345209why doesn't he wear suits?
>>204345209getting a picture with two lads you just met in the smoking area
>>204345217Subservience 2024 1080p AMZN WEB-DL
>>204345217i watched wall street (1987) last nightbelter
Shae canne take much more cap'n
>alri lads
>>204345227Wish that were me on the left
>>204345227He's got a real sword and a real girlfriend and real muscles unlike you
>>204345174morning sirs
A few years ago I got a heroin habit. Was smoking it nonstop daily for 6 months till i got clean. To mask the smell I used to burn a cheap tesco candle. I still have half a candle in my old stash drawer and went in to find something and smelled it. Now I want some heroin.
>>204345110Rancid northern wank
>>204345229makes him look less like a politician sending troops off to die and makes him look more like one of the lads
>>204345209get the goals scoredget the men vaporised get the boys in dresses
https://www.zara.com/uk/en/kids-girl-underwear-l469.html
>>204345257is heroin nice?
when I wake up, well, I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to poo
>>204345209He will go down in history as one of the worst leaders of all time.
>>204345251why is she lying down like that? doesn't seem comfortable at all
>>204345271
>>204345251post moar of her
>>204345243>>204345248didn't ask
>kids-girl-underwear-l469.html
um
>>204345303Subservience 2024 1080p AMZN WEB-DL Subservience 2024 1080p AMZN WEB-DL
>>204345257grim scottish fingers authored this post
>>204345276it is wonderful>>204345315im english
Snake just slithered up out the toilet bowl and bit my ballsNot really... But this does in fact happen in Australia.
>>204345261>get the boys in dressescorr
>>204345342would be alright if they slithered up your arse
>>204345297mad how fit she used to be like 15 years ago
>>204345342Not sure a snake can aim that well
fucking half 4 and already ready to crawl in to bed didn't even get up til 10fuck winter
>>204345142no
>>204345362more recently than that
>>204345271Posted it again award
need 5 to hurry up, want to get the grup ordered
Finally DM got more info on this story
i figured out the microphone situationfound a way to mount it behind my monitor so it doesnt take up precious desk space
>>204345382milf
Was washing my hands and a scorpion crawled out of the drain and bit meNot really... But this does in fact happen in Australia.
>>204345331why would you do heroin over fent in 2024? you're a caveman in terms of opiate addiction
want to eat more cheese i dont really have anything else to eat
>>204345395err
>>204345297>>204345382Rachel Riley is extremely right wing, Jewish, hardcore Zionist supporter of Israel - who has for years stated that any criticism of Israel is anti-semitism
>>204345019i love those soft chewy rhubarb and custard sweetsthe hard boiled rhubarb and custards covered in sugar are great too
>>204345367can’t survive winter without me caffeine
watching ninja warrior on itv 1 just shows how black peoples are stronger than whites not even trying to be funny either
>Pulp.Fiction.576p.Xvid.MP3.DVDRip.aXXokino sorted
was taking a bath and some octopodes crawled up me arsenot really...but this does in fact happen in japan
>>204345397Vocaroo something for us
>>204345427i don't disagreeshe's awful thoughever she is fit
wanking, pooing, AND farting
>>204345395oh no did the toff rape a bint and his friends did not like that he did that??
just remembered a time some brown fellow knocked on the door claiming to be a preacheronly now do i realise he was scouting the house to rob the place
>Alexander, who was described as the 'epitome of what is good in this world' by friends, and had even run a marathon to raise funds for a suicide prevention charity, left notes apologising for his actions.that's ironic
>>204345437You’re retarded congrats
>No H.265 encodingInto the bin (/dev/null) it goes
>>204345427>extremely right wingIn Britain this means she thinks only 70% of TV show characters should be mandatory LGBT and black instead of the the standard 90%.
>>204345397what you need a microphone for then
>>204345490what's wrong with her eye?
>>204345462https://voca.ro/1iwYrXdaPCB3
>>204345413it was 2020/2021we didnt get fent in the UK back thenbut im ok with being an opiate dinosaur
>>204345484remember some cunt coming to my door many years ago talking about doing electrical work and asking if my parents were home and when they would come backafter i told my mom about it she told me it was them scouting to rob it. grim stuff
well said tim
>>204345485>'epitome of what is good in this world' by friendswhy did they ghost him thentwo faced cunts
Period sex
>>204345488>not h.264Fuck right off mate
Had multiple spiders in my shoes today when I put them on
>>204345506Cherry eye
>>204345512grim, grim, grim
>>204345512Fake and gay
>>204345497https://voca.ro/1c1bcraEqETp
>>204345506jabbed my cock in it
>'On the 11 January, Alexander and a group of friends, including [the female friend, known as B] went to a pub. Upon returning to the college, Alexander went to B's room, and they had sex.>'In the days following, B confided in several male friends, expressing discomfort about the sexual encounter with Alexander.>'While B did not intend to report the incident formally, her disclosures led to a growing sense of animosity toward Alexander within his social circle.'>Two days after the incident, a 'physical altercation' occurred between Alexander and K, an ex-boyfriend of B, said the coroner.>'Later that evening, B spoke separately with C and E, close friends of Alexander, explaining her feelings about the events of 11 January.>'On [Sunday] 14 January, Alexander was absent from brunch, and C and E arranged a meeting with him to address the allegations. During this meeting, they informed Alexander that they believed he had 'messed up' and that they needed space from him.>'They stated that they would check up on him in a couple of weeks, but no specific timeline was given.>'Alexander appeared distraught after this conversation. '>The next day, one of the pair, E, found a note from Alexander indicating his intention to kill himself.>'The note, addressed to C, E, and D, expressed remorse for his actions and a belief that they were unintentional but unforgivable.>'He also left a note for his family expressing his love and regret. Alexander's friends contacted the police and initiated a search for him.>Simultaneously, a member of the public witnessed a young man matching Alexander's description jumping from Donnington Bridge.'>Mr Graham said he was satisfied that Alexander intended to take his own life.
>>204345489As opposed to the USA, where Hitler and Mussolini are considered fruity pinko liberals, and everyone has a state mandated flag, crucifix, and photo of Reagan above their mantelpiece
>>204345532Nice did she enjoy it
>>204345519do you reckon it's something you could do once and never touch again or like the memes where you get hooked indefinitely
>>204345546>discomfort about the sexual encounter with AlexanderWhat does this mean?
>>204345546did he slip it in her pooper?
>>204345546deserved
badoo girl said shes a cleaner in a school cute
>>204345579means she regretted it
His cock was just too big for this world Rest in power
>>204345546>Mr Graham said he was satisfied that Alexander intended to take his own life.Bit harsh like
>>204345440can never finish that movie for some reason
>>204345567me? i cant do it once. most of my adult life has included opiate abuse. heroin addiction twice. but for some people they can try it and not end up addiction. its like alcohol.
Australians checking under their bed
>>204345618Chuckling
>>204345546>>'On [Sunday] 14 January, Alexander was absent from brunch, and C and E arranged a meeting with him to address the allegations. During this meeting, they informed Alexander that they believed he had 'messed up' and that they needed space from him.crying laughing at this shit lol some proper mates those gave him a tribunal zoomer friendships lmao
crazy how 20 year olds are fucking and i'm a wizard
>>204345478Well no, nothing suggests that
>>204345624It's because you watch the dead nigger storage scene over and over x
>>204345639makes sense though because the sex drive is probably at a peak then
>>204345639normies start fucking much earlier than that
>>204345634Practise for later in life
Donald J TrumpJD Vance JF Kennedy JrElon MuskYeah... the based dream team is coming together
tattle tale world we live in now is hellish
>>204345600Nice she's built for housework reallygonna keep the flat sparkling clean
mental how 12 year olds are fucking and i'm a wizard
>>204345546>>'The note, addressed to C, E, and D, expressed remorse for his actions and a belief that they were unintentional but unforgivable.oh no i made a woman feel bad i gotta kms ahhh ahhh where's the bridge ahhhh
>>204344789>more foam than beerScammed
>>204345698
>>204345639dw ill be you in like half a year. grim as fuck but it is what it is
oi was raped
Homes for the elderly are full of sex. These pensioners are lonely and scared of death and their bodies are failing and they are constantly getting it off and fucking each other.Don't believe me? Ask anyone who works as such a place.
got caught lying for israel again did you lads
>>204345652well clearly he did something wrong if his friends ostracised him and he killed himself
>>204345725same with OAP cruise shipsthey're basically just massive orgies
poo poo hahahaha lads aha poo hahahahahaha
shyster news
Gone too soon, or came too soon? You decide.
Sentenced to death for having a small cock
My ex-girlfriend she rang me up and said she had sex with a bloke and didn't enjoy it I'll fucking kill him I will oh wait looks like he beat me to it
bit mental watching the entire world become anti-semetic in such a short time
if you put on lil durk or pooh shiesty and your girl know every verse, run
Every year there are untold numbers of men losing their genitals in war zones, due to IEDs, shrapnel, or direct bullet wounds.Are you willing to join the British army and lose your cock for Israel?
laaaaaaaaaads what site do you use to rip videos from pornhub?
>>204345804Begging you to go outside
>>204345829pornhub.com/gay
>>204345829I don't, but jdownloader would do the trick
[Intro: Pooh Shiesty & Lil Durk]SmurkBig Blrrrd, huh?I don't know why he want something back from me, shit (Turn me up, YC)ShitYou gotta get this shit in blood, homie[Chorus: Pooh Shiesty]Bitch, I got my own fire, don't need security in the club (Nope)All that woofin' on the net (Net), nigga, I thought you was a thugThey ain't got nowhere to go, I shot up everywhere they was (Blrrrd)Yeah, you know who took that shit from you (Blrrrd), come get it back in blood (Blrrrd, blrrrd)Bitch, come get it back in blood (Big blrrrd)We ain't mask up, no dodgin' wrecks (Nope), niggas know who it was (Fuck 'em)Extortin' shit just like the '80s, want something back, get it in blood (God)Yeah, you know who took that shit from you (Ayy), come get it back in blood (Big blrrrd, blrrrd)
>>204345814i wouldn't mind the opportunity to "accidentally" shoot some british army officers and some IDF loons
>>204345814I've thought about thisLike obviously losing a limb would be devastating, but losing your willy holy shit. that'd almost be just as bad. maybe worse
>>204345834I do and regularly walk past anti israel posters on walls and bus stops
Stalin would be considered far right by modern commies. His opinions on gays and women's roles in society would make him a hardcore chud to the modern left.
>>204345829yt-dlp mate x
she wants my snapchat ladsthankfully endless snaps between me and the (ex) gf built me up 50k+ snap score so i'll seem really normal
>>204345886You are a moron
>>204345868Ever go anywhere that isn't Tescos?
chatgpt won't answer questions about a man that gets kicked out 109 different gyms anymore
>>204345886Modern commies support Stalin tho, retardNot all leftists are Marxist-Leninists however
Ripped a Communist sticker off a lamp post today. Yes I am mental. Just doing my part.
>>204345829You can always screen record if you have to
why are soccer fans so thuggish?
>>204345897What the absolute shit is snapchat
>>204345930coke and cans
>>204345901running out things to say I see
>>204345930they're working class
>>204345914grim really
>>204345930No wars to fight
>>204345913Funny since I rip off fascist / pro-israel stickers and put up commie and pro-palestine ones
the game is the game
>>204345914too much ass
>>204345942Can't penetrate the dense enigma that is your mind with mere words
14bedsnapchat
having a think
>>204345949such as?
might post a pornographic image of a woman even though I am aware it is against the rules of this board
>Funny since I rip off fascist / pro-israel stickers and put up commie and pro-palestine ones
PINTSINTS
you should lad
it def was one
>>204345911No they support Trotsky and Luxemburg you buffoon.
>>204345956Names or sauce pls :)
think I will
>>204345985Surely it will remain up as the janitor is nowhere to be seen
>>204345974don't know what that means but you probably went to some poof school to learn them
had a lovely african nurse today who held my hand and fed me biscuits when I said I was nervous about the blood test. such a lovely accent that west african ladies have.
>>204346004>Luxemburgnever been there but I always thought it was capitalist not communist
good lad
>>204346020>Poof schoolYou mean secondary school?
>>204346029nah, grim
we're cooked
>>204346042would pay her to allow me to wipe and sniff the sweat that collected in her unwashed arsehole after her workout
just been M&S bought a nice steak pie, Maris pipers and a couple of beers each for me and the gfs scran tonight
>>204346083any percy pigs?
>>204346076wow a whole hundred people searched this
bloody benchod bich basterds
dad's done a cottage pie for tea
did the men kick the ball in a way that was pleasing to you earlier?
okay she has 80k snap scorenot terrible not great
>>204346113would love to follow up this post with a reply relating to cottage pies and your dads bum and it somehow all linking together in a funny gay pun but I lack the imagination to do so
>>204346113His own mince?
>>204346123Is that a willy?
>>204346108
>>204346123size ae that whopper and he's lying in bed with his maws stockings on. poof
>>204346083No you haven't be quiet
Singer Lily Allen and musician Noel Gallagher attend the O2 Silver Clef Awards held at the Park Lane Hilton Hotel in London, England (2008)
>>204346113you and your dad gonna have a romantic meal? u a smelly teenager lad?
>>204346117the ball passed the goal line in such a way it implied the one team of men was superior to the other
dark outside these LED street lights turn off at 11pm
>>204346137I'm sure his dad had a lot of pies in his mouth when cottaging. CREAM PIES!
>>204346148not reading all that + FOY + british culture?
a nice thick juicy cock has appeared on my screen
>>204346185classic banter this
>>204346173we need more shitty white LED lamps all over the country
>>204346153lily allen is so shit, how did she end up famous?
Why
>>204346185tfw no mates to wank my cock for a laugh
nothing wrong with giving your mate a wank
>>204346215nepo baby isn't sheand she had some bangers tbf
>>204346215got a pleasant and relatable voice to many Londoners/essex
how is it that you can be straight all your life and feel nothing when seeing a massive cock but you stick in on someone wearing stockings or tights and you suddenly want to gargle on his spunk and lick it clean after he's done while he films you on his phone to blackmail you later
>FC Maccabi Tel Aviv fans steal and burn Palestine flags >Western media is silent >Police do nothing >FC Maccabi Tel Aviv fans chant songs about killing every child and baby in Gaza >Western media is silent >Police do nothing>FC Maccabi Tel Aviv fans boo and whistle during a minutes silence for Valencia flooding victims, then chant racist songs throughout the match>Western media is silent >Police do nothing>FC Maccabi Tel Aviv fans beat up a random elderly Arab taxi driver out of pure racism>Western media is silent >Police do nothing>FC Maccabi Tel Aviv fans beat up a random white Dutch man out of pure racism>Western media is silent >Police do nothing>Arabs living in Amsterdam beat up a couple Maccabi Tel Aviv fans and dunk one in a canal in response for the aforementioned behaviour >Western media calls this an unforgivable anti-Semitism, racist, barbaric pogrom >Police arrest 60+ Dutch-Arab menMakes you think...
Lilly Allen calling her ex-husband "the father of my children"
any album recs?
>>204346219because he went to ukraine
>CallumI never want to hear brits make fun of "Cody" ever again
ahh lads shes all over me
>>204346239um
Why does he start posting about Israel and trannies after he eats his lunch?
>>204346244that the bloke from stranger things?
>>204346219
>>204346243yeah we get it you love muslims, here in Europe though we hate them for raping, bombing and grooming our children, we dont care about muh joos
>>204346260why did he do that
>>204346265alri baby daddy
>>204346279Yes. He is also Lilly Allen's ex-husband and the father of her children.
>>204346219kwab
>>204346310I'd assume to fight in the war
might be absent from brunch tomorrow lads, but don't send out a search party
>>204345897>millennials courtingcringe
>>204346250
fine, got the sleep's holy mountain on
>>204346262callum is only for men with BGCs (big gael cocks)
>>204346302Shut it Moishe, you aren't subtle
>>204346250What genre la
>>204345546Tarq rapist killing himself? Big fan.Normalise forcing all bourgeois scrotes off themselves Hitler style.
>>204346243>Makes you thinknot really nojust standard zog
Cody's got his dick out yoooo bro check this out
>>204346360>>204346360>>204346360
>>204346357>>>/pol/
>>204346343alri callum
thoughts on adam curtis?
>>204346310lend a hand
honest thoughts regarding poo?
just had a wanktoil to old photos of the exberg in iMessage and accidentally reacted to a photo, grim
THANK YOU PAKISTAN
Thank you
>>204344931I wanna see that new Alien movie, it looks alright