The squadron edition
callum's got his willy out let's play wif it on camura
why women should go out with indian men
190 can't keep up all his gimmicks
need a dragon religion bf
Why are British military uniforms so ugly
wonder if that yank was genuine when he was wondering why callum was in ukraine if he genuinely was confused why he was there
>>204346333not a fan>>204346358whatever
>>204346416>left his fiance to go play warherounironically deserved desu
>>204346414fucking hell what an absolute neek this Callum bloke was
2 blonde girls in a car followed me from M&S car park all the way to my local shops and parked right behind me and just watched me go in the shop and back to my car without getting out. I am pretty peng tho got a fit gf and shagged 80 women
should I go out all smelly and pooey for more beer or should I perform basic hygiene first
Are the electiontards back from their bans now?
honest thoughts regarding poo lads?
gave my gay mate a cheeky blowjob last nightim not gay so i didn't get anything out of it but he had a hell of a time
>>204346438what's a neek
>>204346416not really playing Rambo is it if you fight alongside people and I don't see his bow and arrow in the image
>>204346444get them shagged
>>204346464look in the mirror you'll see for yourself
>>204346422safe to say when yanks say anything it's for the stupidest reason you can think of
>>204346423In hip hop I can suggest liquid swords, illmatic, the infamous and good kid maad city
>>204346422There has never been an intelligent American posting here
Smoking
>>204346465maybe unions shouldn't have betrayed their members continuously then
>>204346488you just owned that guy
ive shagged 0 women. almost top 500 in overwatch though so yeah
>>204346508yeah are you listening to this on audiobook pretending you're getting educated even though you're a mentally ill dude weed lmao smoking pedophile who shouldnt exist?
addicted to wanking to videos of fat girls in latex, pvc and vinyl lads
People-watching in the UK is grim it makes me want to die what a depressing place I was in the town centre in taco bell tbf but yeah
>>204346502>good kid maad citydon't belong on that list, never >> me again
>good kid maad cityLamar is a cringe faggot
just had a wanktoil to old photos of the exberg in iMessage and accidentally reacted to a photo, grim.
had a dream i was holding a girl's hand
in all seriousness why is everyone single post made by a yank just so awful, are they doing it on purpose, are they honestly just that bad at posting, do they think we enjoy anything they have to say? the biggest mystery on /brit/ today and one we'll never get an answer to
British lads are not built for Slavic wars.I don't mean this in a racist way but Slavs are just built different. They're a warrior people. That British kid was way out of his depth. Someone should have talked him out of this.
>>204346542um, based
Not a fan of terrorism, whether it's Israeli, Muslim or Far Right.
>>204346561you're done
dont like how israel is always trying to provoke people
>>204346452mine expired this morning lol
>>204346540No he is too poor to afford audiobooksHe just uses text to speech on his phone
>>204346552How about we swap it with reasonable doubt or 36 chambers and you simmer down x
>>204346540Whats the difference between me reading this aloud and having someone else do it? What are you reading Captain Save-a-hoe?
>>204346542Post one
>>204346502>good kid maad cityquintessential reddit album
>>204346603state of that
>>204346542whast the difference between the plastics
>>204346611>reasonable doubtsling your hook, nonce, jay z sucks
Lady Brian of Qarth
Kendrick Lamar's only halfway decent releases are To Pimp a Butterfly and Untitled Unmastered only because of the other musicians on the album
>>204346566drones don't care how you're built
>>204346625Coffee, blunt, & vape
>>204346650>Kendrick Lamar's only halfway decent releases arenonexistant
>>204346625tuna melt
GENUINELY mental how retarded yanks are
watching the pengling
Name the most hilarious thing you’ve screamed when cumming inside your gf Only last night I went “AYE CARUMBA!!!!!” ffs
>>204346625might 'ave to be the 'bab
for me it's blowout comb, ghetto dreams, operation doomsday, deltron 3030, and sex style
New hairdresser turned out to be Ukrainian after all lads. She absolutely toasted me at one point though. Noticed my goosebumps on my neck from how she was cutting my hair and then goes "feeling the cold?" and ran her nails over my neck. Absolutely called me out for enjoying the haircut too much lol. But she was nice and complimentary about my thick hair and made a show of standing me up next to her to show everyone how much smaller she was than me. Haircut was perfect too.Anyway, that's my blog for the day.
>>204346698Mental dudeDon't have a cow man
Haven’t seen the sun in weeks lads.
Fucking cunts are acting like I said gkmc was the best album of all time. How about we replace that with Graduation and you all SHUT THE FUCK UP alri
>>204346737my skin is getting pale
getting blacked
>>204346744Who the fuck do you think you are talking to me like that
>>204346744Graduation isn't even the best Kanye album mate, Late Registration is
>>204346744You have bad taste man
>>204346737same lol
>>204346737Get your vitamin D lads
https://youtu.be/X3sdZw1gThE?si=C-u2LUJkXLeAWJMC
>>204346360god could choose any one of these women and he chose the one on the right
Oi Nigel, it's proper mad innit how bloody stupid those Yanks are mate
>>204346737Come to Portugal :)
yank males congregating in /brit/ toilet cubicles to get their teeth whitened by my thick ropes of willard juice
>>204346744YOU ARE A BUMBOY
>>204346423>>204346502>>204346552>>204346627>>204346611here's my rap recs
>>204346708incel whiteboy music
>>204346452Got a 24 hour ban the other day for talking about fucking Epic Rap Battles of History cuz of that leftymong janny
will never understand why people like kanye so muchis it literally because of his producing with the cool little noises? is that it? because it's very mediocre otherwise
another day, another chicken and rice.I like it personally. no idea what the fuss is about
>>204346791Terrible Simply horrible
For me? Blink 182, Guns n Roses, The Offspring, and The National
>>204346776Don’t speak Portuguese. Can’t make my tongue do all those funny foreign noises.
you ain't got the answers sway
>>204346791here's my rec: shut up
For me, it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwXeN2FsE7w
>>204346786what has got you so upset callum
>>204346806I’m fairly sure thats an American thing mate, practically unheard of over here and doesn’t belong in this general
>>204346806You had to be alive when he was releasing his stuff to get it. His style was completely new and unheard of and reshaped both rap and pop every time he dropped an album, all the way up to 808s and Heartbreak, that still influences all hip hop made today.
>>204346797And yet I am a top shagger
my cum blasts have been lacking in energy lately
>>204346813What you sayin', nigga? You gots to chill. Thinkin' you the truth, really you not for real
Prove you're not a bigot.Name the following:>One woman you like (for non-sexual reasons)>One black person you like>One Muslim person you like>One Jewish person you like>One gay person you like>One trans person you like
>>204346822Good thing Porto and Lisbon is full of foreigners and you will feel right at home lol
>>204346842I did once say the N WORD on his stream but it was drowned out by others doing the same
>>204346856Kanye dickriders are fucking unbelievable
>>204346833done him>>204346856>that still influences all hip hop made todaynot a good thing
>>204346862very much doubt you are a top shagger by any metric you’re looking at numbers in the hundreds for that which plenty of lads do
>>204346862thats cap
>>204346863You been skipping kegel day again Bruce?
>>204346791
>>204346890>>204346893Ah ok just a minor shagger then my apologies
>>204346840https://youtu.be/VFipofa_BMU?si=4yD1q80quwutaxJo
>>204346878Michelle ObamaBarack ObamaBarack ObamaDieuson OctaveBarack ObamaMichelle Obama
>>204346878>One black person you likeJohn Coltrane>One Jewish person you likeLarry Davidall I've got
>>204346856so... novelty? if something doesn't hold up overtime its value is worth nothing
rorke won
>>204346878No comment
https://youtu.be/bKetNJ0OWd8
>>204346879Can’t do it, my morals won’t let me. Anyone who moves to another country and doesn’t learn the language should be shot at customs and sent back to their homeland in an old suitcase.
>>204346947why do people smoke?because they are le stressed?
can we stop pretending that we like black people
>>204346969Raw sexual energy
I love black nurses
any portuguese gfs going?
>kids-girl-underwear-l469.html
>>204346737what a grim shithole fucking hell
>>204346971No he didn't even come up with any of it he just bit other people's styles while being a semicompetent producer That anon is a retard pretending Kanye came up with autotune and soul samples
>>204346988Nicotine addiction obviously
hi guys draganon here
>>204346878Tina Fey is alright. She’s a woman and probably Jewish too I’d guess.Would also lick her arsehole clean though so not sure if that still counts.
Firmly underachieved in the shagging department relative to my looks. Have done 80 girls but relationships and being picky stopped that being 200. Settled down now.
snowing oututter woke nonsense
>draganon
>>204347043prefer a wyvern me, bit more sinister init>>204347071at least it's white
>>204347060>Tina Feyunfunny and annoying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puyvkHoQH44
>>204347071Irish weather
>>204347060>Tina Feydogshit normalfag humor
>>204347027Foreigners still baffled by why we want to fuck off and move to the Mediterranean or south east Asia though
Reddit saying these lot are white
>>204347043bro saw his breath once during the cold months and decided to make it his identity
I love her
>Have done 80 girlsNormal adjusted lad>Have done 80 penetrationsWeird, creepy lad
>>204346878>>One woman you like (for non-sexual reasons)pj harvey and other musicians >>One black person you likebill withers and loads of musicans>>One Muslim person you likemuhammad ali was based >>One Jewish person you likeleonard cohen>>One gay person you likegay lad at work>>One trans person you likei like th sphere hunters youtube videos about surival horror games
>>204347071that horrible misty rain that slams you right through and makes you feel like you're standing on the bow of a ship here
>>204347152190!190! 190! 190!!! Omg! How are you doing, buddy? How’s your niece?? Hope you and Aisha are enjoying the lovely historic town centre of Lisboa (that’s Lisbon for you monolingual toads out there). Autism can be exhausting, so don’t forget to take care of your pet rock! Also make sure to buy a few more VPN nodes to stay posting, wouldn’t want you to alert the mods! Haha just kidding, man. You know best! You’re always so calm, cool, and collected, you don’t need me to tell you what to do. Alright, well, since you’re here, now the thread can REALLY start, it is always so boring waiting all day for you to show up. I know, I know, I shouldn’t be so impatient, you’ve only connected to about thirty proxies to spam between to catch up with the lads, but it’s the highlight of my day so I can’t hide my excitement. Anyway glad to have the pleasure of sharing the thread with you once again, 190cm Master Race. Cheers mate x
love Yeezus me, don't care what anyone says
>>204347091>>204347121Yeah cheers lads. Everyone really cares about the opinion of yanks who think Jimmy Kimmel late night shows and the American office is peak humour
>>204347141look like Irish diaspora
>>204347060tina fey isn't jewish but 30 rock was great, now you mention it i might give it a cheeky download
>>204346878>>One woman you like (for non-sexual reasons)my female friends>>One black person you likemy one black friend>>One Muslim person you likeguy at work who knows how to use a computer >>One Jewish person you likeDon't know any irl. Adam Sandler>>One gay person you likeGuy from old job who was alright>>One trans person you likedon't know any irl. The trans lass from 100 Gecs
>>204347208>30 rockcringe
>>204347220don't care it was great
>>204346888Just stating facts.>>204346971Literally all of Kanye's music holds up. 808s and Heartbreak was hated on release and then became a cult classic once people came around to that new style of hip hop, which spawned a million SoundCloud rappers doing emo lyrics in rap form. You stick Gold Digger on in any club in the world and it'll still fill the floor.
Dangerous game for city this, Brighton no mugs
>>204347243can't have the bottom without doing the top unfortunately
this canadian is fucking weird
>>204346545kek I know what you mean, britain is chock full of dysgenics
feel like watching a good documentary
imagine if you fell out of a plane and you landed eye first on the shard and were stuck at the top slowly dying and you went viral and as you dangling there slowly and painfully dying poeople were making memes about you hahaa wouldn't that be weird?
>>204347297get the adam curtis on
lads she said shes never been out drinking in her life
>>204347310Which one?
>>204347328who did
>>204346422catyank has an IQ of 120+ and got a score of 1450 on his SATs
>>204347334latest is good, TraumaZone
>>204347297get the Horatio's Drive: America's First Road Trip on
>>204347328She also tell you she shits gold
>>204347328red flag, one day she’ll discover it’s fun when she makes new friends and you’ll have to deal with her going out on the piss a lot
>>204347325>lean against the door to look cool to a girl and it open and you fall out
>>204347337the new (prospective) gf
>>204347300such an ugly building, what the fuck were they thinking?
>>204347220Totally epic cringe Cody. He should watch a real show like the Big Bang theory. BAZINGA! lmao gets me every time
>>204347356fucking hell this is exactly what happened with the ex gfi hate women
>>204347345>>204347350Those look interesting. Cheers lads x
>>204346625spag bol
it a bath kind of afternoon oh yes
>>204347341for me it's Miami mega jail and Louis Theroux: Behind bars. Love prison documentaries me.
>>204347378londons skyline is a travesty
>>204347403wow kino
>>204347408they are predictable when you know them well enough, lucky I am here to help that anon
catyank is mensamong on a vpn
>>204346878I am a bigot.
>>204347453uh oh what's he done
I talk to catyank in the group chat. He's an oddball but he's nice.
On the agenda for tonight:> Beers> Google Maps> Imagining life in different parts of the world> Dreaming of a wonderful future
What's done is done 'till you do it again
city are a mid table team without rodri and de bruyne
>>204347328is she 14 you facking nonce
>>204347510might get on the street view myself, still haven't found anywhere nice in south korea, grim place
>>204347510Consider typing “[insert country here] walking tour” into YouTube.It’s like exploring google maps but better
mad how angry millenials get when you call them zoolenials, get in the zoo you filthy animals
>>204347556sick of that tart
>>204347556She will be mine
>>204347556looks alright there tbf
>>204347557I prefer Google Maps because I can look at topography, street layout, etc as wellGot autism you see
>>204347556Did she not go through puberty or
>>204347619She's a woman, they tend to be short
>>204347556built for sudanese schlong
>>204347548just peng isn't it, vanilla ice cream?
Nell Tiger Free
Shit, were those police sirens
>>204347556mental how the taxpayers spent 40K+ putting some retarded low IQ slag through a degree in english lit or something else completely uselesswhite women privilege is real
>>204347653yh
>>204347655ugly talent free
call me p diddy up in this bitch
>>204347667Don't think you know how it all works
>>204347703Plucked a nerve have i rentboy? whats your degree in?
EW has quit Aldi after being misgendered by a child
>>204347735Maths, pipe down
>>2043477464chan.org is your social media platform.
>>204347735Why you seething, pooroid?
reading a reddit post about a woman is going to abort her 3 month pregnancy just because trumps won and it "wouldnt be safe to carry it to term".
>>204347761yes.
>>204347774great post
>>204347510I like looking at jobs and housing in other countries but it eventually gives way to me looking at prostitutes in those places and imagining myself as a rich international drug smuggler.
Sacked Tranny has quit pretending to be a woman after finding a gf and getting a promotion at aldi. Godspeed lad.
>>204347747>mathscompletely useless, thanks for wasting my taxes Tarq
sir pie scranner
in immense physical pain. may get on the 10AM cans
>>204347769In some states late term abortions are forbidden even if the pregnancy is a life risk to the mother.
Anxietytoil battering the life out of my today. 4 immodiums deep just to prevent my arse from betraying me. Going to be a brutal week of constipation after this
>>204347746Ah reallyAnyway I just made a cup of tea, it lush
need a gf me
>>204347807Fuck off brick
>>204347807False>Abortion is currently banned in 14 states and many other states have attempted to ban or severely restrict access to abortion. All of these bans have an exception to prevent the death of the pregnant person and some bans include other exceptions that fall into three categorie
>>204347833Pregnancies are fraught with risks mate.
Want to unload my semen into a black woman
>>204347831Bit of a plain jane if we're being honest
>>204347853bit odd that
>>204347769The cuck will probably stay with her too
>>204347846Doesn't account for miscarriages
>>204347853strangedo you want to fuck donkeys too?
any "lives with his mum and is on benefits and she hasn't mentioned that despite him being in his late 20's he doesn't seem to be doing anything and that makes him live in a constant state of terror that she'll give him an ultimatum one day" man in?
The Yankfu is mad at me because I don't believe you know who is going to turn himself into dictator for life and start putting people in camps
leftypol deciding whether it's better to scramble an unborn child with whirring blades or just vacuum them out in one go
me? just need to change my mindset and everything else will fall into place
>>204347769Proper mentalists on Reddit, really demonstrates that weird quirk Americans have where they think they live in a movie
>>204347701kier starmer the chip balmer
>>204347853id like to have forceful sex with a nubian princess on her 16th birthday
>>204347901ah who gives a fuck, even if you're innocent, if you end up on death row you're probably a wrong un
>>204347905maybe it'd be the reality check you desperately need
>>204347916you vvill love the darkies
>>204347916Thought this too, but it turned out it was actually propranolol I needed
>>204347891What do you mean
makes you think
>>204347953>propranololexplain
>>204347953how'd you get that
imagine if all the young american woke american girls came to the uk and shagged english men as a punish to americans for trump
>>204347939What about yer man off Green Mile?
bollocks hurt with a vengeance when i cough or sneeze
on the propanolmao meself
>>204347981shut up fyo, you're drunk
Makes you think doesn’t it
turning the football off, boring shite
todays scrandemic
i'm a sex addict
>>204348041Good lad, shite sport
>>204347967The Mighty Black Stump :)
Ended up speaking to exberg well today, she even FaceTimed me and complimented me a bunch. Mad how ignore the advice I get given here seems to be the way to succeed.
>>204348011Odd post
>>204348060must be difficult for a virgin
Might go to Budapest for a dental implant.
6pm beers.It's time.
ended up cumming so hard when I lost my virginity that my head went dizzy and I felt sick and she ended up telling her mates who told my mates and was made fun of and called a bender for years after
>>204348097not yet
e-gf wants me to come live in brazil with her for the next few months
>>204348119bender
the pain and anguish has made a man of me
>>204348119did she get you a glass of water
>>204348119next time you're in a group interview for a job and they ask you for something interesting, use that
>>204348076You’ve been taking advice from an anonymous message board that talks about poo, trannies and Irish diaspora constantly?
>>204348143go for it lad. nothing could possibly go wrong in this scenario
Dora the Explorer. Sexy.
>>204348076Well duh, retards larping as hard men on the internet probably don’t have your best interest in mind
Mr Bean. Funny
>>204348159no she acted like I had insulted her and we awkwardly got dressed and I headed home shortly after
>>204348076Succeed at what?
Made a cracking post earlier on, not a single (You)
>group interview for a job fucking fuck that if it means i never get a job at another company im still not putting myself through that shit again
monghub
>>204347971It stops physical anxiety because it regulates your heart rate, so you pop it when you know something anxiety-inducing is coming up and you're good to go.>>204347974Asked the doctor
>>204348190loooool
>>204348225should have made a post about cumming so hard you were almost sick instead
Playing Animal Crossing lads :)
>>204348225sorry mate, maybe next time
>>204348245I worry and overthink everything and my resting heart rate is ~100should I try it?
>>204348267Er whys it in French
>>204348267any reason your screenshot isn't in english?
Drinking a Bier
>>204348227Only ever had one of those. Got told it was a normal interview then I turned up and was sat at a table with 7 other people and started doing shitty team games. Walked out after 5 minutes.
>>204348306yah?
>>204348285Na that's more general anxiety disorder. It's more for people who are fine 99% of the time but have a few specific triggers that leave them in a mess with 140BPM and shortness of breath and vomit and diarrhea and all that. You also need to make sure your heart can handle it as well.
>>204348334ye x
>>204348342What are your triggers
>>204348351is it nice?
>>204348342feel like I definitely have some anxiety disorder I can barely functionshould I try meds though or 'man up' and fix myself somehow
im rick harrison and this is my fat FUCKING RETARD SON
>>204348401>>204348401>>204348401
>>204348287>>204348291I play in Spanish to help me learn vocabulary x
