Danny McRae edish
Time to start dressing smarter.
>Éder Militão’s season is over as he suffered an ACL injury with Meniscus also involved.Who's Meniscus
>>204350611let me guess, your in your 30s now
>>204350611you have the same facial hair as the OP image
time to dress like an absolute idiot
>>204350622Greek philosopher.
I dress like a big toddler
Two sticks of garlic bread for dinner
time to dress in skinny jeans and a t-shirt the same way i have dressed for the past 17 years
>>204350664corr lash a bit of cheese on there too and you've got yourself a feast
>>204350623I'm 27, it's time to put away the hoodies and the trainers and get some respect for myself. I can't continue dressing like a man child.
I poo like a big toddler (into my own mouth)
>>204350686Toddlers don't do that
ive got a yank online friend whos dog died about 2 years ago and he lost his mind over itlike i get him being upset for about a month but he literally left his job over it and became a NEET for several months, only just got non-wageslave job again recently hes just put up an instagram story post about the dog saying hes still devastated about itits just sort of made me realise theyre ALL a bit like this though, americans, very much overdramatising something when other people have actual issues going on in their own lives
wore hoodies and cargos my entire life and finally now it's fashionable or so i'm toldjust more annoying to me because now they want more money for them
fuck off the lot of you. Pissed me off big time
I hate AI spam
Mad how all the foreigners thought the Queen dying was like our 9/11 when the reality is we just replied to a text from our mums, checked if we get a day off work and then went back to wanking while thinking of Holly Willoughby
think im going to have to break things off with the badoo gfshe sent me some link to an app i had to sign up for so she could get some money or somethingand she said if she had a few drinks she'd invite me round tonight. not very womanly
why shouldn't i do drugs? yes i think i will do drugs
epic wank battles of history
>>204350733Didn't give us time to answer
>>204350728i think it depends on the bit you're from, rural/poor places probably actually reacted quite bad to it but more developed places werent really arsed like you said
>>204350711why don't he just get another dog it's a dogwhen a dog dies you get upset and then get a new one That's the Katie Price Way
Everything is a drug
>>204350730pyramid scheme and a wankwhat more do you want
>>204350711yeah too right pal aha! mental!
Got called insipid, unpleasent and disconnected to the point of autism by the fella in the off licence
ghosted a girl for like a month but now she's sent me another snap again. not sure what to do. can't be arsed to talk in general or explaining that, but feeling like seeing some chebs.
>>204350756Yeah, poor people really love the royal family and the rich twats hate them. On OPPOSITE DAY!
>>204350766AI slop
rorke thinking fondly of his ancient ancestor rocke
Get the X's Y'd and the Z's L'd
>>204350795depends on the poor person in question though
>>204350728Hate the royals meParasitic german leeches, paedophiles, tax dodgers, animal abusers, slum landlords
>>204350787sounds a hard life. chin up fella
leftypol thinking of his immigrant grandfather leftypolska
>>204350818For the sake of me winning the argument it’s a poor person who doesn’t like the royal family.Glad we got that settled. 1-0 to me.
BBC is supposed to be unbiased and yet they are always massive pro-monarchy Also note the royal family have the legal right to censor any negative press about them from being published Hmmm
>>204350834thanks greg
>>204350853greg ?
He’s literally going to win the league in his first season without even really trying lmfao
>>204350849Might be living in a monarchy, mate.
Rorke thinking of his stepfather and saying "never again" beneath his breath (in case his step father hears (his step father is in the room next to his (he's up past his bedtime)))
Thinking about the time my mum called me when I was having a wank and I answered because I thought it might be important but it wasn’t and I just carried on wanking while having a normal conversation with her on the phone
making a chilli in dads slow cooker will last me 6 days this fucker
dont know how to explain this but why does oldschool runescape general on /vg/ have the exact same thread culture as /brit/
>>204350867Ok and how would it be different if the guy saw a hotter woman walk in
>>204350871No worries mate. You worry about your extra G. Mastertwat.
donald trump said he visiting the uk to have a meeting with rorke over leftypol issues affects both of our countries
>>204350902Looks disgusting
>>204350795Your an addict>>204350787Addict>>204350784Addict>>204350770Your an addict>>204350769Addict>>204350768Your an addict>>204350767Addict>>204350766Your an addict>>204350756Addict
rorke telling mum to turn off coronation street because its woke
watched a video of a guy praising bangkok maybe thailad is actually living the life while you all rot here
>>204350902How'd you learn how to do that
genuinely might go to beddoesn't feel like I'm missing out on anything right now
>>204350787>>204350834>>204350853>>204350871>>204350914
The British royal family belongs to the House of Windsor.House Windsor is a cadet branch of House Saxe-Coburg-Gotha.House Saxe-Coburg-Gotha is itself a cadet branch of Haus Wettin.Meanwhile, Prince Philip, the Queen's husband, came from House Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg.House Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg is a cadet branch of Haus Oldenburg.The current head of of Haus Wettin is Michael Prinz von Sachsen-Weimar-Eisenach.His full name is actually Michael Benedikt Georg Jobst Carl Alexander Bernhard Claus Friedrich von Sachsen-Weimar-Eisenach.Like most in his family, he doesn't work, has never worked, but has spent his entire life living in his castles and manors in the German countryside, being waited on by servants.It's doubtful these people could tie their own shoelaces or run a bath without a butler or maid to assist them.And yet when "people" such as these live their entire lives for generation after generation without working, they aren't considered "parasites" or "dossers". Curious.
>>204350948Link it pls :)
>>204350957Keep doing this but then I wake up early and just sit there bored and miserable in the early mornings instead of at night
Studying how black men shag on pornhub so I can improve my own game
>>204350969mind broken
>>204350969fuck off dtfic
>>204350957
>>204350990it's some geoguesser pro guy rating all the cities he's been to and it's like in the middle of the vid, cba to find it and put a timestamp
> I, Gregg Wallace, swear by Almighty God that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to His Majesty King Charl- WAIT! What the hell am I doing? You know what? I think these royal cunts are all a bunch of mugs! I'm currently in correspondance with my local REPUBLIC group and plan to march this Sunday. Not my King!
catberg giving me grief
What should I get from burger king, lads?Unfortunately the unfathomably peng smoky chimichurri Angus burger has been discontinued
Singing Justin Timberlake pretending I'm a 2000s shagger
Let's get to work.
>>204351068A burger
>>204350983
>>204351062catberg looks like the bossman and you his slavish employee
>>204351068a king
gary barlow
greggly walsh
>>204351070Just something about youThe way I'm lookin' at you, whateverYou keep lookin' at meYou gettin' scared now, right?Don't fear me baby, it's just Justin
IT IS REPELLENT THAT THE ROYALS ARE NOT 100% TRANSPARENT. I HOPE WILLIAM WILL RECTIFY THIS!
>>204351074>>204351081shall go hungry nowhope you're happy
>>204351062you know where the anti freeze is
one time i had a really big poo, any you lads ever had a big poo?
>>204351127I've had a few
>>204351113
25 years ago today, My Parents Are Aliens premiered on ITV’s CITV strand.
Technically speaking, British people aren't citizens. They're subjects of His Majesty, who are permitted to live on His land by His kindness and grace.As a meagre subject who has no rights to be in Britain except by those granted by His Majesty the King Charles, you should get on your knees and grovel with gratitude that he permits your stay.
burgers for tea. yummy
#CitizenNotSubject
>>204351024
>>204351148Mad that
>>204351150
why are there wogs letting off fireworks today?
Technically speaking, British people aren't citizens. They're homosexuals.
#NotMyKing#CitizenNotSubject#Republic#EndRoyalSecrecyAct
>>204351181bodied that freak
The woman's voice in Will Smith's Miami who says "bienvenidos a miami" always makes the willard stand tall.
>>204351230YOU WILL KNEEL BEFORE YOUR KING
>>204350728>>204350756it was sad because it made me think of my dead grandma and im a royalist, but yeah basically it was just a reply to a text from mum, checked if we get a day off work and then went back normal life.
rape the disabled
>>204351223there is no occasion they just like fireworks now
The Mbappe/Haaland rivalry turned out to be nothing
>im a royalistSTATE
I want to be AmericanI wish Trump was my president
>>204351306have they ever even played against each other?
I wish Trump was my King and George Washington was my Emperor-God!
Brawl is the best deception, who doesn’t like a tank
being bullied by janberg
don't mind republicanism as an ideal but people who are really into it are middle class queers who are vegans and other cringe shit
>>204351317
Can't decide what to have for dinnerCan't decide what porno to wank toCan't decide what to do with my eveningMight have low test
>The City of Manchester
I wish Sir Keir Starmer were my Prime Minister
Got the Laddio Bolocko on
My gran loved the royals, she did.She sellotaped a newspaper page that was just an image of the Queen to the bedroom wall in her little council flat, right opposite her bed so it would be the first thing she saw every morning.
>>204351395lezzer
the Queen. as it were
Best British song of the past ten yearshttps://youtu.be/wLjNTTCVat0?si=L2hQcoUyZ5NgFUih
Would you lads have shagged the Queen?
here's what you've got to remember about the queenSHE'S FUCKING DEAD AHAHAHAHAHA
i think all these really woke girls in the usa should come to uk and have sex with british men, they should wear sexy cheerleader outfits and just fucking ride british cock all day everyday, teach those american chuds a lesson!
>>204351372bloody hellwhat's gone wrong
>>204351359Only queers vegans and republicans I know are all working classLefties exist in the working class too, it's not just 80 IQ Stella drinking EDL types
Mad how man kick ball
yank twitterites are something different
accidentally stabbed myself with a screwdriver while trying to take the pins out of my grandpa's watch. do I need to get a tetanus shot now?
The city of Skunkchester.
sir trade tariffs
>>204351504https://x.com/AmiriKing/status/1854861551930351789?s=19
Got my gay porn kinos on
THE ROYALS ARE A SACRED BLOODLINE CHOSEN BY THE DIVINE RIGHT OF GOD ALMIGHTY TO RULE THESE LANDSINGRATE SUBJECTS MUST LEARN THEIR PLACE AND SUBMIT TO THEIR SUPERIORSGOD SAVE THE KING!
>>204351435Think she was a bit dry at that point
hurrah for old nosey
>>204351467lefty working class people who are republicans are based but people who make it a big thing are usually the corbyn types. like they had that thing about how the king gets paid for the richer mersey and all these sousers who look like they would headbutt you if you stared that them were going off 'fucking cheeky cunt thinks hes better me id slap the cunt' it's based
Scunthorpe Poonited
>Former royal protection officer Paul Page said, in an ITV documentary, that Andrew maintained a collection of "50 or 60 stuffed toys" and if they "weren't put back in the right order by the maids, he would shout and scream and become verbally abusive."
What was the video rental store in the UK during the 90s/before Netflix etc.Like we had Blockbuster
little cousin doesn't know why we have fireworks, told him it's something he should REMEMBER, he said Remember Santa Claus? The youts are done
FOR GOD, KING, AND COUNTRY! HURRAH! HURRAH! HURRAH!
I used to be a left back for Boreham Wood until I had my ACL done by Meniscus Masturbinho, a little foreign rent boy I found in a phonebox.
>>204351650Whaat?
>>204351590Bit of lube soon sort that
>>204351554unfiltered insanity
>>204351635also blockbuster
>>204351665don't understand a word of this but it sounds bent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMFjThKwxpY
Genuinely gives me the fear to think about it being almost 8pm and some of you mongs haven't even started cooking your dinner yetGrim grim grim
>>204351554love women, they're so fucking insane
>>204351635It was Blockbuster too. We had one open in my town after they went bust
>>204351729Yankified already back then hmm
>>204351635You had to get a license to rent them, so we would just buy them from our local dealer at the back of poundland
British people are so fucking grim I'm still thinking about when I was people-watching in town earlier today I want to die
>>204351751it was a vhs rental shop mate it didn't define 90s culture like in yankland
bag of skittles is 50% orange ones, ain't right
>>204351743mumsy made spag bol
me and the missus
>>204351816Shame about the face
Anybody here ever driven drunk before? Did it in America
>>204351770were they (we) always like this?
>>204351842never havenot a cunt you see
hot girl from the gym is marriedfucksake
first thoughts?
>>204351770Most people where I am are fairly attractiveBirds of a feather I suppose!
sat on the sofa wearing a coat backwards so its like a blanket with arm holes for me to type
>>204351842Haha yes mate a few times, it’s a right laugh
>>204351874>tranny?
Hunting foxes is illegal in the UK, but still commonplace since most police are corrupt and know / want to suck up to the toffs and tarqs who do it.Most hunters simply use their shotguns to kill any of their dogs that are always slow or that get injured, they have no care for the animals, even when just a few days rest or a quick trip to the vet could easily fix the issue.These people aren't human. They lack souls. They will blow the brains out of their own dogs for any minor reason.
>>204351874this lass think she Pepe the frog
>>204351844indigenous britons must be where the ugliness comes from. no other explanation. must have been some ugly neanderthal mix that splintered off and settled here
>>204351816Need curvy Indian lass rn
>>204351842Yeah loads I'm a grown man you see, can handle a bit of drink
>>204351874bbc?
>>204351881might have to try that
>>204351872Maybe her sex drive is so high 1 man can't handle it
>>204351893Don't give a fuck desu, let them hunt I sayCan't imagine being enough of a resentful classwar mong to care
>>204351956ELTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>204351961Kill yourself immediately, soulless gimp.If animal cruelty doesn't bother you you're a sick psychopath.
>>204351554bro literally advertised his dispensary after posting that belowdont like where the internet is headed
>>204351874would shag
>>204351994I'm wanking
irn bru is in play
>>204351994>animal crueltyMaybe the foxes should run faster? Just a thought
https://youtu.be/9sqHmCSmx4M?si=5ogfbV3hsogZjXehMiddle class yank SOVL
>>204351893Seen this dog/fox hybrid posted on outer /int/ a few days ago
>>204351991yeah? elton john farted on it right? are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>204352019>>204352027Soulless psychopaths wearing skinsuits and pretending to be human
>>204352054Foxes really don't matter mate, grow up
>>204352047Yeah?
What's your comedown ritual, lads?After a night on the gear I'll usually muster up the energy to get fast food by the following eveningI'll put on a hoodie, go for an incelwalk to burger king or KFC, get some goyslop (including a tall cup of fizzy drink with ice) and eat whilst listening to asmongold clips on my wired earphones
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>>204352061Yeah? You don't matter, grow up.
>>204352064Shame, misery, and wanking.
>>204351893Question though, here people hunt deer but they can eat the deer meat, hang up their antlers, etc. If hunting foxes are they mainly after the fur or what?
>>204352061kys incel
fell in love with a young girl at the checkoutfucking mong freak me
>>204351874dont find her attractive at all
>>204352047
>>204352047if you're on /brit/ you already lost
>>204352064never come down me, high on life you see
>>204352064why do you like asmongold
>>204351940very comfy
>fell in love with a young girl
having a chucle with the lads
the scrandemic
>>204352116I WOULD SLAUGHTER YOUR NONCE FAGGIT ARSE.
>>204352106don't worry you'll fall in love with another one next week. this cute girl passed me in the grocery store aisle last week and I'm still thinking about her lol
>>204352154>two types of peasMy word. MY WORD.
the chucle brothers
>>204352139don't care about vidya just sometimes he reacts to things in the zeitgeist and his commentary is engaging idk
sir bradley sunak
lads the badoo gf want me to go round for sex
that was the fastest last post ever
execute tray users, sit at the table you slags
>>204352154nice crust on those tatties, ladgood job
>>204352099they kill them because they are pests
>>204352221there's footy on you utter neek
>>204352088You matter even less, grow up
>>204352198go to her place? are you going?
how 2 forget abt girl
upset that mongs here can say the right things online to court a woman for sex
mikey's tunage Diego's philosophy What else could a community need
What's happenin lads, not out tonight?
The British right has alienated Europe, the British left is going to alienate America. Who is going to be left to stand with Britain?
>>204352261i don't know. ive only ever had sex with the ex gf and i dunno if it would work
>>204352198then she's a whore
irn bru just ain't the same, nonsense of the woke variety
almost prestige 2 on Black Ops 6
>>204352155u ok mate? its just some child and her catberg
Don't even use a tray meJust pop the plate on my lap
>>204352099>If hunting foxes are they mainly after the fur or what?For nothing, they let the dogs tear it apart so nothing is usable and then the corpse is left to rot or thrown in a binThey just get off on torturing the animals to death It isn't clean or quick like shooting, it's slowly chasing it down over hours and letting it be eaten alive by dogs
>>204352154What's on the plate besides the peas
>>204352300Scruffy cunt
>>204352308broad beans
>>204352047>chuclealways gives me a chucle
Just gonna say that Israel is based as shit and I'm gonna love trump empowering them to fucking kerb stomp all the mud slimes in the middle east
>>204352280The Commonwealth as soon as Lammy agrees to pay reparations
>>204352297it is known that if a white male luke yourself has any imagery of a little Asian child then they’re a nonce. Like any single white male going to South east Asia is a sex pest or peado.
>>204352296white boys be campin ahaha
>>204352296How long?
>>204352280>Who is going to be left to stand with Britain?Africa, unironically.
>>204352281why wouldn't it work. if she wants it and you want it that's all you need
listening to zoomer musichttps://youtu.be/SMvmAWECT8U?si=-A5JoRHiVjRqbubF
>>204352341Nobody cares spaki
what is the most based thing you have ever done?
>>204352345For what?
>>204352366see >>204352382
MPAA25
>>204352366zoomers are so fucking boring
imagine going to have sex with a single mother and she's got the kid locked in cupboard wailing away
>>204352390Until my mother loves me again
>>204352321Nah I meant the upper part of the plate, looks like cheesy potatoes and meat/tomatoes peppers or something
>>204352082need a paki princess bouncing on my willy pronto
>>204352397fuck off 190
>>204352398no fucking way
>>204352398Would love to see them all have sex
>>204352388well today I got ballbusted by a middle class paki woman with a posh English accent covered in tattoos. I hear that’s based in the racist community.
nah man said
>>204352423grow up gyaldemfreak
>>204352418cottage pielike minced beef with carrots and that topped with mashed potato
>>204352408average African male experience in Britain
Yeah fed up of sitting at home on a Saturday night alone. 2025 I’m gonna get a girlfriend fr
incelwalktoil looms
any xellenial man in
it's like I set out to arse my life up as much as physically possiblein the last 5 or so years I've done literally NOTHING
lots of strange, bizarre, downright horrible posts in any given /brit/would drive a man to madness to try and make sense of it all
>>204352408Shagged a 40 year old single mum when I were in uniPlayed Xbox with her son beforehandShagged her, washed my cock off in the sink and then went home for Christmas where I promptly linked up with an ex
Amazon Wog Services
>>204352496ktim
>>204352408that usually happens after the kid's bedtime I'd think
>>204352496same but 17 years
>>204352496fucking ktim
>>204352408see all of the mothers I've shagged just send their kids to their grandparents for the night
>>204352465oh ok cool
Can't deal with severe chronic pain anymore NHS won't help meCan't afford private careDon't want to die but it's better than 24/7 severe pain
got my gay porn music onhttps://youtu.be/zs129u2Vj5E?si=8SPRpvARDNkXlyu1
sui sui cide
0 (zero) posts from rapelad, the streets aren't safe
>>204352563Blog on
>>204352505>washed my cock off in the sinkwhy
>>204352496only five lad?
>>204352496Wow actually me but 6 years 16-22
>>204352505Where did the son go when you shagged his mum?
>>204352512Having a wank into my own mouthEveryone at the dentist:
>>204352496ktim ktim ktim!!*jumps up and down excitedly*
>>204352561a classic britush dishthe more common variant being shepherds pie which is the same thing but with lamb mince rather than beef mince
cant imagine shagging a woman who has pushed out a baby from her vaginaseems wrong
>>204352276toil at 7:30am tomorrow so an early night for me
mumberg had a few blokes over while I was growing but I was in my room either sleeping or playing PS1 and never heard anything
>>204352582You're my enemy now
>>204352588Just polite isn't it
>>204352563Smoke ganja
>>204352638unfathomably grim
>>204352639Sorry lad, had to. If real, hope you sort it out. You looked into right to choose mate? Think it helps if you've been waiting a certain amount of time
>>204352608same agecan we recover?
arsing up your life is much more a state of mind than it is anything else
>>204352639get him anon make him suffer
>>204352630Yeah actually quite noncey if you think about it
>>204352630Um some women have like 10 kids
>>204352638mad how common this is reckon most lower-lower middle class kids experience this and it mindbreaks them
>>204352677I think only one of us can, it will probably be you
can't imagine sucking a dick that has impregnated a womanseems gay
Sinking a few Leffe's
got a hole in my shorts that I can fit my bellend through because i'm not wearing underwear
I've heard my mum on the phone to bloke mentioning that she does analshe's 60
>>204352638it was probably intentional on your Mum's part because she realized you could possibly hear
>>204352442>covered in tattoosnot based
>>204352680just don't want to work
>>204352765corr get her shagged
>>204352638Used to happen to me all the time until I was 16 and went to live with my dad. When I was a kid I used to sleep with my fingers pushed as far as I could down my ears so I couldn’t hear them. It caused my ears to get all swollen in the morning
>>204352796ThisI'm 25 and I've NEVER had a job
>>204352732was just talking to an old mate from school and he runs a construction company with 9 people working under him and he's engaged lol the life trajectory difference is unbelievable
>>204352442>ballbustedwhat does that mean exactly
>>204352775You’ll be hard pressed to find a woman interested in hurting men without tattoos
Broken home /brit/
>>204352803that’s just sad like that actually made me sad
>>204352825a woman who gets sexual pleasure from kicking, slapping and punching a man’s balls who also gets enjoyment out of it
>>204352803you mean your dad had fellas over or women?I mean both are grim but the former is way way grimmer
>>204352824Cut off all my mates and deleted social media so I wouldn’t have to experience this
>>204352796>>204352818nothing to brag about, lads
>>204352901Not proud of it
>>204352803:/>>204352656Tbf she never neglected me or my older bro so I respect her for that
>>204352505jay
>>204352803sorry lad
>>204352884No my mum had men over, at sixteen I went to live with my dad so I didn’t ex experience that anymore
>>204352870was that a prozzie or just a woman you know
Why doesn't zelensky just give up Crimea and end this war? No one cares when Russia annexed it anyway
>>204352937Sad. What's your relationship like with your parents now?
>>204352952at first she was a prozzie but now she’s a woman I know
>>204352961crimea river, big tune
>>204352901Neither is working a dead end minimum wage job (which is all I’d be qualified for if I did want to work)
>>204352961think the leader of ukraine knows a bit more than you mate
>>204352710um
>>204353002Doubt it
we are DEEP into the thread
>>204352983My dad died in 2021 in a car crash and I see my mum like three times a year
>>204353002He used to be a comedian. He's no grater politician than I am
>>204353048Deep in the night,I'm looking for some fun
>>204353054lmao
>>204353054*hugs you*
>>204353048this is nothing. should have seen the 600+ post thread a few days ago
>>204353054<3
>>204353054you got a gf / mates?
>>204352961Because he's basically being held hostage by the rabidly fanatical nationalists in his country who think that giving up even 1cm of 'pure Ukrainian soil' (which just happens to be inhabited by millions of people who utterly hate your guts and will never ever work with you under any circumstances, thus making its recapture totally pointless) is the worst crime imaginable. I don't think most average people realise how totally captured Ukraine is by Banderist ultranats who would rather let millions of their young countrymen die in pursuit of the insane idea of Greater Ukraine.
>>204353125No and no
>>204353089I was there lad, this has been a bit more natural
>>204353129Yeah, SBU? This one right here
don't "need" a new thread though do you
>>204353181>>204353181>>204353181
>>204353150You doing alright?
mum's just got back from hospital and she has a brain-tumour. dad's already got dementia
>>204353188WANKER
>>204353197I guess
>>204353240whats your problem? the people wanted a new so i made a new>>204353181>>204353181>>204353181
