weight of the world-editionprev >>204354319
>>204359303/^dont reply to ratpedo$/
shan't be using the other thread
>>204359303Atlas Shrugged is akshually good and prescient
>>204359372you havent even read it Jason, stfu
>>204359372this but revolt against the modern world
>>204359370what other thread
those who reply to mouse nonce are worse than him
cant wait to get kicked out of the country
>>204359396also a good book that everyone smart should read>>204359385Jason is not posting in this thread and hasn't for months, dumbarse
fuck TERFs
>>204359518aww is the widdle troon upset that real women don't need trans rights?
>>204359518agreed, fuck feminists
IT'S NOT THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD, IT'S JUST THE WAY THAT I AM YOU EVER GET SO ALONE, YOU NEVER WANT IT TO ENDSOMETIMES IT CARRIES YOU OUT, SOMETIMES IT BURIES YOU UNDER
Do you like riding bikes?
>>204359680yeah better than being a cager
Nacogdoches, Texas
new papa johns shaq pizza just dropped
I dropped Atlas Shrugged after like 25% because it was so boring.
revving your engine past 7 pm should be automatic 5 years in supermax.
how can you not love college football
>>204359981because i'm not retarded and don't find a bunch of dudes tossing a ball around to be the epitome of entertainment
^got stuffed in his locker in high school
>>204360022holy shit youre badassplease, take my virgin sister NOW
>>204359925https://youtu.be/dr2R7dc8Ifk
>>204360053i stuffed men in their bussies in high school >>204360055no thanks i'll take your dad though
post them carrying the goalpost through the crowd kek
sports fans should be killed
>>204360126why when you can put them to work for free and just tell them that their wages are going to the GM.
love how the thread is practically dead cause literally nobody likes the fag lmao
>>204359925https://voca.ro/1gKFLSoCzDD6 (embed)Can't hear you over the exhaust bro
>>204360163good, my intention is to kill off this general permanently i'm actually doing you a favor and forcing you to get actual friends in real life than waste time on here
says the guy with no friends who cant go a single day without posting here
>>204360249>>204360163fat
>>204360265yeah it's pretty crazy how awful and boring you'd have to be to have ZERO friends! amazing really
>>204360265
>>204360287you don't have friends otherwise you wouldn't be here on a saturday afternoon
>>204360308i literally chose posting here over hanging out with my friends unironically
>>204360308Glad you admit that you have ZERO friends, which everyone already knew lmao. Maybe if you weren't so autistic and boring you might have better luck? Things to ponder
>>204360328no you didn't you don't have friends and if you do i guarantee they're just as ugly, poor, and socially awkward as you are
>>204360357there aren't any friends to make when you live in the hood.i'll get some when i move and leave this website forever unlike you which you'll be stuck here forever
you cant hurt me these shades are gucci
>>204360399You've been saying you're "doing big things" and "gonna leave 4chan 5eva" for at least a year now but sure doesn't seem like you've made any progress. are you too stupid to actually do anything besides spam fag porn? cause that's the vibe I'm getting here
>>204360437why are you so invested in my life?what have you got going on for yourself? surely must be better. yet you're here right with me. lmfao
he has no life
>>204360512Just pointing out how much of a loser you are and how even a thread on 4chan can't stand you. It's clear that you need to change what you're doing if you don't want to be miserable and asshurt all the time
remember me when you're in the big leagues
>>204360597who said i was miserable lmao it's funny making you chuds seethe and i'm glad i have enough influence to kill off entire threadsdie mad
>>204360688you're clearly mad as fuck, you're not fooling anyone. every time you've tried to "kill the thread" you've failed miserably (like everything you do in life, a big failure lmao), everyone finds you incredibly boring and lame (again like real life lmao) just a hater and a loser who has no impact and will die alone. It would be Sad! but nobody actually would care haha.
>>204360661remember when he was gonna be a big time actor lol, what a dumbass.
>>204360753>everyoneoh no a bunch of incels on 4channel of all places don't like me THE HORROR
>>204360794i am there's an acting school in chicago i'm gonna go to do rural people even have acting schools let alone schools at all
he's mad as fuck lol
Gay Texan please be my friend
>gay retard thinks acting schools are a presitgious careerlmao
i'm so mad utterly seething right now ughhhh keep feeding me more attention it makes me big MAD >>204360856
>>204360905can't wait till he's a starving actor in LA and shittalks shitcago constantly as a flyover hellhole once he moves to a real city
>>204359518TERFs are a temporary ally. They're still against us, we just have a common enemy to deal with right now.Once the tranny issue is resolved and the culture shifts away, the TERFs won't be going "Oh hey, you guys are alright, maybe women do have it good, and we should focus on countries where women are actually oppressed".
this is me
>>204360905acting is a prestigious career when you move to hollywood and make a deal with the devil to become rich and famous
>>204360942i will never shit talk chicago except for maybe besides the fact that the yuppies here are still kinda boring but it's miles better than the average flyover shithole like kansas or something
imagine living in iowa of all places
>>204359680Yeah, it's winter though. So no bikes for 6 months.>>204359750I live in a town, that you can bike across in 15 minutes. I don't want the world designed around bikes. Fuck globalist 15 Minute City shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12kcpP-8jfM
>>204360964this is mommy(Master of C&BT)
>sensible urban design? that's globalism.
>>204361047>it's winter though. So no bikes for 6 monthsfinland does biking just fine in the winterhttps://youtu.be/Uhx-26GfCBU
had a vision of my future gf/wife in the showeri will not settle for less than her
>>204361122you're too low status for a high value womanat best you can get some hambeast single mother living in some trailer park
>>204360964I thought you were more like this though
>>204361095Not watching that globalist youtube channel trying to slowly get everyone to like the idea of 15 minute cities.
What's the point of a 15 minute spam feature if brian and ratpedo are back like 2 minutes later?
>JUST IN: Canada reports first human case of H5 bird flu, teenager hospitalizedwow way to go canada really great
>>204361136>you're too low status for a high value womanI'm too low status for any women.Went out for supper with my dad, asked for a table for 2, got a bunch of attitude from both servers, both in how they talked and their facial reactions.I can't even get girls who are paid to be nice to people, to be nice to me.
>>204361253isn't that because you're a schizojeet
>>204361192>retard from Alberta>goes to ChinaThey get what they deserve.
>>204361262I'm neither of those. Just an ugly white guy.
I can't believe this fish is real, a jaggedhead gunnard. I thought it was some stupid internet hoax, but no, this thing is real.
SCAARY MONSTERSSUPER CREEPS
>>204361312>I can be your angel or your devil
neighbors are partying. looks like they hired live music
>>204361349Crash the party and steal food and drinks
And yes I'll take my timeCause I don't want what is not mineLike the heat from an invisible sunI will be doneI can make it come togetherI'll make it come aliveAnd it's gonna get a little betterInvisible sun I will be done
>>204361349Are they mexicans?
>>204361376Than call the police for a noise complaint.
>>204361435EL CIUDAD SE LLAMA DUKENOVO MEJICO EL ESTADOOO
>16.65 an hourliterally below minimum wage, get fucked indeed
I'd start drinking but /cum/ is dead tonight
stop blackpilling me
>>204361574https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsVnyeV_jMwi always imagine drinking from like a viking horn when I listen to this...but as it is, I'm merely drinking...and doing bumps
tomorrow i start cleaning up the house
I didn't know there was another /cum/ and i made a really good post in the other thread
>>204361574I've only had a few drinks over the last few years, and haven't smoked weed in about a year. I really don't want to be sober, so I'm just going to sit here until I pass out from exhaustion.
it is perfectly fine to use my roommate's paper towels to clean the counter and stove if he's the disgusting fucking slob that left it dirty in the first place
>>204361651no you didnt, you posted about how you didnt know how whey worked and was surprised it curdled in heatdumb fuck, stupid idiotstinky
>>204361643when I was young, younger than beforeI never saw the truth hanging from the doornow I'm older, see her face to facenow I'm older, gotta get up, clean the place
>>204361671ok
>>204361680Good song, good album
>>204361675I am single handedly advancing food science by years
I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hairBut I'm hoping to kick but the planet is glowingASHES TO ASHES, FUNK TO FUNKYwe know major TOM's a junkySTRUNG OUT IN HEAVEN'S HIGH, HITTING AN ALLTIME LOW
and i do have one (1) bag rice rice lefti shall cook and eat it tomorrow before/after cleaning up >>204361680thisi will get a girlfriend and invite her into my home
boy those three stooges make me laugh
My Uber driver was talking about how much she loves working for herself and being her boss, and I told her to shut the fuck up and turn right
>>204361717I like the episode where Moe, Larry, and Curly become plumbers and mess up so bad that water starts coming out of the lights and electrical sockets
>>204361707this and Sound & Vision are awesome like nothing that's ever been released, ever
>>204361727and then smashed the back of her head in with a hammer
>>204361728classic
>>204361727
>>204358878i take back 1 mean thing ive said about california
>>204361727no you didn't
A chicken breast with a wing attached, two crispy chicken taco rolls, bag of salsa, tortillas, and for some reason only two little potatoes
so hungry rn
Incel walked 10 km today. I don't know how many burgers that is. My watch is still set to std units
>>204361746>I am a superstar!>What do you know about the hanging at Whirling-In-Rags?>Have you seen my gun?>Are you the rearranger?
>>204361770
>>204361756it was for forcing prisoners to work. has literally nothing to do with slavery
>invite the quiet friend to the friend group call>sure i'll join>never joins
>>204361793omg
>>204361800>forcing [people] to workThat's slavery
i unironically wish that i was the quiet friend, but i cant shut up >>204361815except as punishment for crimes in the constitution!
>>204361800i dont really care about that, it sounds funny.>>204361793looks yummers
>>204361815>prisoners>people
>>204361785Somewhere between 1 and 2 Big Macs, depending on how long it took.
zoomas be like>i dont know how much that thing was because my machine didnt tell me for me, I dont know how to google the calculations myself
>>204361865If it's not searchable on tiktok or insta, then it doesn't exist to zoomas.
i want a big mac
>>204361819https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtFgAisNn1A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yhd_qhIr2gAnd you're alone for maybe the last timeAnd you breathe for a long timeThen you howl like a wolf in a trapAnd you daren't look behind
more like teenage midwife wife >>204361905dark psychosis as opposed to light psychosis
>>204359303Hi, I'm Officer Barbrady. I used to think that reading was cool. But ever since I read Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand, I've realized that reading sucks ass. Because of this one book, I've resolved never to waste my time reading any other book, ever again. Thanks, Ayn Rand!
>>204361917HOORAY FOR BARBRADY
>>204361916it's actually bark psychosis, sort of like cry macho
Finnish political scandal>right wing government wants to cherry-pick refugees from non-muslim countries>the cherry-picked preferred refugees are southern american refugees>the refugees that are gold tier to us are the ones they're trying to block with a 3000 kilometer wall at the US-Mexico borderhttps://www.hs.fi/politiikka/art-2000010822025.html
>>204361926ohh ok i misread and that didnt make sense until you said "cry macho"
STOP REPLYING TO RATPEDO, YOU STUPID FUCKS
what a life: ban evading to copy-paste that message over and over
what are you gonna do if i respond to him huhgonna shit your pants? maybe cum?
My dog loves me so much. She doesn't care that I'm short and ugly.Dogs are nicer than people
what a life it doesnt make me feel bad. im a little bit happy that his life sucks )
>>204361930I live near that area
>>204361930well don't worry you'll have plenty of them soon, they just have to swim across the ocean eh
>>204361939tbf it might also be a sort of psychosis contracted from contact with entheogenic bark
Want to do one of those ancestry DNA things but won’t in case I need to commit a crime in the future
>>204361989a drug
>>204361991youre a smart fella not a fart smella anon
>>204361972lol this is his weekend
>>204361991You should get one for your whole family for christmas. See if ur mom was a hoe who slept around, that's always fun
im going to look for a £5 note or something if not i will just have to buy a loaf of bread
>>204361996anyway, the album is a total ripoff of Talk Talk, but I somehow prefer it. And that's possibly cause I heard it first. Late 80s/early 90s Pink Floyd worship.
*crickets*
bout to lose 2 lbs on the ol porcelain bowl
>>204362056I can't expect you to be into concoctions most vile just because you're here...but I sure am, both ways!
going to go lay in bed im eepylove u /cum/mers
put obama in the drinker
>>204362075good post
Go away
you guys ever notice how fat NEVER says gn or gm? its because they dont talk about anything - only complains. they should kill themselvesthey should really kill themselves
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh
>Nephew telling me about the troublemaker at his school getting in fights constantly, being loud, unpleasant, obnoxious and vulgar >mfw it's the only nigger in his entire grade
its Saturday/Sunday
>>204362127how can you NOT be racist, like, it's impossible
>>204362127be honest, are you surprised?
>>204362127>>204362132https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcm3dbuV8Z4
>>204362136me cleaning the house tomorrow though (got to find a fork and also my bus ticket)
A thin Nicocado looks exactly like Max Landis. I'm actually sorry Max is was a rapist so publicly, I really enjoyed the one where Jesse Eisenberg is a stoner who's a glowie sleeper agent.
Croatia have u been smoking niggaweed
Are canadians poor?
>>204362233and then some!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaAW8ecz694
baking some potatoes
>>204362272hahaha
went back and watched some William Osman videos and hes actually ok i guess
My dinner was a bowl of corn, carrots, and asparagus
just had sex
>>204362331nice :
>>204362334nice
and they say California has never really produced anything of notehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc6z8nsXkT8
I will hear you out
i wish i could get a Papa Johns pizza
>>204362429The first one and then I eat the burger myself, it's free!
>>204361180good urban design is a conservative right wing idea since you're going back to tradition like how cities were built for thousands of yearscars are a relatively modern invention
its not the first one
>>204362432uh, are you stupid? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af2rY1bmfZM
Yeah he's very dumb
>>204362520oye, Melquiades Estrada, don make me bury you chree times cabroo-oon
i iheard that you werent supposed to boil rice. is that true?
This much I knowTell me about love
Just heard of eritrea for the first time in my life today
>>204362558It's a shithole
>>204362564Oh yeah that is just assumed
what do gf's feel like, bros?
>>204362600https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyU5zFQ30pIEthiopian, actually, but Eritrea was still formally Ethiopian during the late imperial regime
piece of shit Hello Fresh ad burger
>>204362558dumb redneck
>>204362634among other things it feels like you'd gone back in time and are expected to settle for mores more primitive than the ones you're used to...at least if you're me
>>204362656>>204362662Go away
72 days until liberation day
>>204362634idk having a bf is amazing like imagine being able to lay in bed with your male best friend and cuddle with him
>>204362675I shouldve written in Duke
>>204362634the same way you would feel if you shaved your body hair
>>204362702less itchy?
>>204362690I'm here commit fraud and vote in the Duke. And I'm all out of votes.
I will NOT order mcdonalds on uber eats
>>204362725writing in a candidate's name isnt fraud
>>204362634Variable. Sometimes they're smooth, sometimes they have goosebumps.
>>204362729:((((((((((99
i could kill every person in this thread if i wanted to
>>204362714or possibly more itchy>>204362738The fraud is committed because there are no more votes left.
>>204362759Basically anyone can kill anyone else at any given time. Killing someone isn't hard because that social contract is rarely broken. Serial killers tend to think they're criminal geniuses when really they couldn't have an easier time of it
>>204362759I'm within arm's reach of an 8 pound gun at all times
>>204362791the difference is i could kill you with sorcery and leave no trace behind thus rendering me immune to imprisonment
as grand master flash once said, Bitches aint shit but hoes n tricks
>>204362793see >>204362805
>>204362805No you couldnt
bros we are so fucking BACK
>>204362793Why do you have an 8 pounder in your room
mini igloo fire
>calipoornians
>>204362811in the hallowed words of St. Trinidad James, don't buy shoes unless they're poplah
Jamie Kennedy, 2024
>>204362874
>>204362558It's the North Korea of Africa
yum!https://files.catbox.moe/5w64su.mp4
goshpedo tier link
yummy panini
saturday night tea
i am going to cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e64Qv-yGQzwyear-old leftovers (yummy)unironically good thing
what does it mean when a woman says she's goblincore
moo deng just rizzed up big justice on the talk tuah podcast
>>204363010she probably likes 90s video game music
We don't smoke marijuana in MuskogeeWe don't take our trips on LSDWe don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street'Cause we like livin' right, and bein' freeWe don't make a party out of lovin'But we like holdin' hands and pitchin' wooWe don't let our hair grow long and shaggyLike the hippies out in San Francisco doAnd I'm proud to be an Okie from MuskogeeA place where even squares can have a ballWe still wave Old Glory down at the courthouseAnd white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all
Nelly Korda is my wife
Jorked my hog and took a napMight learn magick and curse brian this winter
feels good to no longer sleep on the floor
>>204363032for me, its alex morgan
>>204363038i bet it does. a mattress is a big thing
>>204363038what are you sleeping on now, flattened cardboard boxes?
Day two of this event. I think they said this dude did the 50k run in just over 8 hours
>>204363060I don't give a FUCK
is it possible to get a date or even a friend using social media or apps, I just want to go to a zoo with a girl
>>204363025I have related the story of Merle Haggard to my friends while taking drugs right here in Slovene before, being how he went from republican paragon to coke-snortin' cowlick-sportin' David Crosby admirer. It's a good yarn. The song's good too. Also, The Fightin' Side Of Me.
dont reply to me again jason you bitter virgin
>>204363010She embraces her messy room and is only slightly less embarrassed about it than the average woman
Jason
>>204363073Yea but you have to actually meet her irl and not in your room on /cum/
>>204363073sounds simple, but that's "a whole thing," as the kids say
>>204363071Shut the fuck up bitch Manbun about the same
Just give me a fat butt, Texas Latina and I'll be happy.
>>204363110meet..her?
They say it's bad to be a bitter virgin but a sweet virgin is much worse
Mexican runner
>>204362854It's a backup in case the other ones break>>204362805The sea and my ship is impervious to yer coconut fucking poppycock
>>204363134>i'll be happy regardless of her personality
chilli tasting contest...
>>204363125im rootin for manbun
>>204363134one obese latina, coming up
>>204363148
i might just go to the zoo alone. maybe ill get stoned and drunk before.
>>204359643is that Minor Threat?
>>204363159yes. women are only good for busting nuts
>>204363186everyone loves the strange man who stares at the elephants for an hour
Is steering column anon here
>>204359826even worse, Tyler
i hope that i tried to talk to you about your car properly not too good at asking people about their things
>>204363163 I was messing with this one dude, I told him three girls finished ahead of him
major major major major
>>204363170cool skirt
hay and a clean stall and ivy on the garden wall
>>204363228Nta but did you have a mechanical question
>>204363238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beLy82BIQ-I
Not sure what this is but I like it
>>204363167would
magnetic forks for the induction stovers (advanced induct stoveheads)
>>204363307That looks so much like one of the bartenders here right now.
>>204363301it's a scooter with all the bullshit taken off. It was probably cracked and scratched
what's the deal with the red wheelbarrow?
>>204363290https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKbk7BPXBa4
>>204363307San Antonio's finest
sooooooooo hungry
>>204363221its probably going to be monkeys or gorillas. i need to buy sunglasses beforehand. or maybe practice magic tricks to show the apes.
>>204363339Makes sense, the brand is Italika
going to eat some honey with my fingers (actually just one)
>>204363382also known as mortalika
Normally around here when somebody says do you want to touch my snake, they are not being literal.I declined, it seemed nice tho
>>204363382It would look pretty cool if he made a custom gas tank that went straight across the frame though, or a storage compartment
>>204363301Knockoff honder
>>204363344I think Frank Black should sue these guys!
Need a new truck, a motorbike, and a shitboxIn that order
i need some food and my dick sucked
Just masturbated, last time was 6 days ago
>>204363416You should see how cheap Vento dirt bikes are, about $1,700 dollars new.
$1700 for a dirt bike NOT cheap (i dont know bikes)
Tesla was a good call. I'm new to trading and made the amateur mistake of selling early instead of waiting for more profit. I was trying to pick and hold two that I would do well by Monday (sold tsm and tesla for Amazon and nvidia):/
Also invested in btc
>>204363484Fuck off
yes TSLA went up like 150% last week right
potatoes were bretty gud but very drythink Ill add cheese next time for the last 5 or 10 minutes of baking
>>204363525When i sell my stock Monday I'll probably buy tesla and hold. Also I like tsm better than nvidia but I think I'll invest in both companies
mousey /brit/ is talking about obama :)
>food *touches my fingertips* for me?
obamna
cant concetrate on anything with this dumb fucking mutt crying and howling outside. cant even goon comfortably.why do people keep dogs as accessories to their home?
bought 2(two) tacos from Taco Bellit was cheaper AND tasted better than the ONE taco I bought from Filibertos last week
>>204363595one for me??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVFBd7UEIhAturn the key, ignitionno spell on youeveryone hates everyone lieseveryone hurts everyone crieseveryone's happy everyone's savedeveryone glistens and everyone fades
>>204363568Sometimes its a coping mechanism. Their way of learning patience and feeling like they have a companion in the world because they can't deal being alone with themselves
>>204363595love the doritos shells so much. I know its bad for you but god damn what a taste
>>204359288>>204359288>>204359288>doesnt make thread until i do>makes thread only after i do >doesnt make another thread at the end of this one spiteful people like that should be punished recycle though
>>204363448Why?
>>204359288repost too pls !! ^.^
>>204363665>>204363665>>204363665
>>204363671good for him. that is good for America and i bet the other side wouldnt do much. the other side had $ 3bn from just one group of donors (twice as much as they had from their version of that group)
>>204363666im wishing bad things upon you for this