Prev >>204366241Fuck edition
>>204370595First for leafs rule.
neighbor is already awake and cooking carnitas... I hate that fucking smell
>>204370595Can a Tunisian become a red blooded American citizen in your country?
just one swift movement from my blade and you're dead
>>204370869unless you have water instead blood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7nXDS24AqU
>>204370869YWNBAA
Thinkinghead hurts
>>204371071I fear that I will have to cope with Francophone immigration programs to Canada, grim.
the biggest mistake in my life was not being japanese
>large jet sound coming from the nuke plant for hoursowari da
>>204371231nous sommes pleins
>a nuclear power unit is being brought back online and causing a shit ton of noiseits caused by venting the reactor while they are bringing it online. A huge amt of negative pressure has to be maintained. Pretty cool
FK?!
Based moo deng
>amerimutt spergs out about political candidate randomlyublock origin filter, not my problem
Hell-oh everyone!This is running on empty... FOOD RE-view!
Remember when she was kinda hot? Good times
>dream starts getting spooky>wake up>in the split second before. everything turns to black and the writing "403 error" appears looked it up and it means forbidden resource. Top kek
>>204375296no she always looked like a wannabe cholo
Can there just be 1 leader in this cunt whom the people approve? All I can think of is Premier Wab Kinew.
>>204375367Please stop posting politics outside of /pol/
what is /cum/'s opinion of tootsie rolls?
>>204375497bad
>>204375497good
>>204375367Jack Layton
>>204374839cumming on empty goon review
>>204375296Why does the N look like that LOL
do the dance
Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juiceGiant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!
yeah killem
>>204375467I'm sorry I won't do it again
I'm blue Da Ba Dee
wrapped in a blanket watching asmr
Chemtrails made a peace sign yesterday
>>204370869No sorry I live in Canada but I hear the border to the USA is easy to cross illegally from here.
cmon mothafuckas cmon
SLUTTY COSPLAYING ZOOMETTES
All I want is bitches, big booty bitches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBEa9YK5cOA
>>204370595This Russian tiger came to America to conquer it and your hot american women. Why haven't you shot him yet?
>>204376746Because Maddyson is a jew and Amerimutts love their kike masters.
hello. time for church
>>204375497d tier
had a wet dream
Dunkin donuts was closed but the McDonald's line is like a parking lot
>>204376854i woke up too late. ah well
would you date a 5'10 girl, /cum/?
>>204377184im a volcel
>>204377184i would date all but the obese
>>204377161go for evening mass
>>204375367It would appear that Ontario and Nova Scotia (to roughly the same degree) have the most popular provincial premiers in terms of the incumbent parties polling way ahead of their opposition
Make sure you take some time to enjoy the weekend. Important for your mind and will help you be productive next week.
>>204377184I’m 6’3, so that’s pretty much my ideal gf height
>>204377524huh. both surprise me
>>204377184As long as she doesn't have brown eyes.
>>204377578>be NEET>don’t even know what day it is
>>204377623Pic related is projected seat count for provincial legislatures
>>204377737can't imagine waking up and being in BC.
>>204377184yes, 5'9 or 5'10 is ideal
never had anyone to motivate me to do anything. everything i've done was self driven. but now after failing to do anything i've set out to do ive grown exhausted and don't care any more. i admit defeat and wait for death to take me.
>>204377794just did
/cum/ it's need the stock picks for monday. ffs you worthless pos help me
And by Monday I meant Tuesday smart alleck
Tuesday Weld
>>204378791
where can I find some quality friendships?
>>204376518slutty rin cosplays
last night i got too drunk and messaged a girl i went to high school with (nothing embarrassing in the message itself, just hope she's doing well and apologizing for chuddy behavior)thank god you can delete sent messages
>>204376518Shut up fat
what now
>>204379530Now, we dance.*twirls*
should I fix the car or let it go and buy that celica with a katana handle shift knob and cringe stickers?
>>204379574what does your heart tell you
>>204379530asian women
>>204379552i don't know how to dance. i just do the white guy shuffle of stepping back and forth in rhythm.
>>204379599frankly my heart right now tells me to vanish to somewhere they hire mine workers or fishermen and hope I get killed
>>204379627
>>204379674wow, your heart is a real asshole
>>204379674Ukrainian Foreign Legion
>>204379683love them all. japanese, chinese, korean, SEA, the whole lot.
Back in CanadaI survived st louis
>>204379905No way dude. Congrats
>>204379905did you at least go to the world chess hall of fame?
>>204380060No I basically worked extra hours to get out as soon as possible. I was supposed to leave next week.
Latinx b like>My name is Ernesto aguilaro rodriguez hayaa>I am a kingpin in the sinola cartel, I have executed 30 men this year and I am constantly being pursued by federales>When my entourage enters a town, the townspeople flee for their lives>My name means death>Also, I have the net worth of a typical 16 year old American who works at McDonald's
how to filter british flags but only in /cum/:boards.4chan.org##:matches-path(/int) div.thread:has(div.opContainer span.subject:has-text(/cum/i)) div.postContainer:has(> div.post > div.postInfo > span.nameBlock > span.flag:is(.flag-gb))
>>204380422didnt laugh
>>204380454It is quite tragic we should send money to the cartels to help them
not feeling good anons.
>>204380540try harder
>>204379574What generation celica
>>204380540Why?
just had an ALL NUMBERS captcha.
any good games to play
>>204381539the name game
merely 1.25 more hours of toil
>>204381539yeah
My life be like oooh ahhh oooh ahhh ooooooh ahhh oooh ah
gonna go get a pidzer from the seven 11 because fuck et why not
>>204369977>I gotta study over an interview tomorrowi do this and then i don't get the job, it's not worth
back from church
>>204381539Risk of rain 2
>>204380540**hugs**
pregnant bill gates
>>204381539pokemon pocket for phone
I live next to a korean church and they have communal breakfast every sunday. Sometimes I join them when I am feeling lazy. The only thing is that I have to wake up early on a weekend
me thinks ill eat a borger
Ok enough, I don't want to be a fucking Yuropoor anymore. How do I become an Americhad?
>>204381939Get circumsized
>>204381968But I don't want to mutilate my pp
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c20g31ln2wgo*Wonders why everyone hates me and I keep losing*
>>204381939if you allow me to creampie your bum bum everyday, we can get married
>>204381968Uncommon here pre 20th century
Would you impregnate Bill Gate's shit encrusted bussy for $5,000?
you know the movie is bad when i can't even watch a video of a guy shit talking it because the clips are so stupid it pisses me off
Went to H Mart yesterday, a lot of Asians there for some reason
>>204382286From a practical perspective, I don’t know how I’d be able to do that (ie maintain an erection doing that) for any amount of money
>>204382131w-what happened? kikes convinced the goyim to start sacrificing their children's pps?
>>204382348How about Hitler Mart
>>204382354
>>204382570How can something increase horny and reasoning at the same time? I feel like these things are mutually exclusive
>>204382602You've clearly never done methamphetamine
>>204382570they probably don't even work and that's the biggest problem with this
Starting to think I have colon cancer because my stools are almost always loose, not diarrhea though
>>204382681Have you considered it might just be a diet of slop?
>>204382796No because I have a very good diet
diet deeze nuts
if you see someone you don't agree with you don't try to change his mind to see your way, you accept him for who he is and try to distance yourself from him
Scottish girls sound so cute i dont have a girlfriend
>>204382570>>204382665https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBvpvrbXIBo
i have no gf...
damn y'all americans ain't lyin turkey do be making me feel like I'm boutta pass out fr
I live in Spain but back home in the States my ex is going to give birth to my son and I wont be able to be there. I feel entirely disconnected from the whole situation. Idk what I'm supposed to do or how I'm supposed to feel
tfw no girlfriend
truth is: 7 eleven pizza is a great deal for its deal. for 5.99 i got a big ass za that might last until tomorrow
>>204383658giwtwm
>>204383658We don't have 7/11 in Vermont so I wouldn't know about this
mm candy applesi bet it tastes like honey
erm what te sigma
>>204383658lol great webm
gibi asmr is due in less than 3 weeks
menopause+menorrhoea medication winter is uponus unless you are imposter
post george floyd
>>204383953no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVQfbHW9b0M
he also "tries the CHEAPEST insulin" but im not going to watch that one because like what is he going to do is he trying it i doubt
>>204382348its an asian supermarket anon.
oh its because gf = george floyd
Asian supermarkets look like Sea World. I remember going in to buy beer once and I never walked out so fast
ok boomer
>>204384164All the workers stocking shelves were spanish speaking beaners
>>204384267true they are stinky
any moonshiners here
>>204383849>>204383742first time i order anything through the app. also got some spicy chicken things on a stick and theyre kinda chewy but they were also on deal.
Life as a truecel is hell. Haven't went outside in almost 2 months.Still hate myself
just go outsidse not even flr a gf or something, its just good
Why is my dumb ass cat using the wood floor for a scratch mat?
>>204384470Just go outside
>>204384470
>>204384470at that point, maybe it is better to be homeless, like you need to fend for yourself instead of being a recluse because someone else allows you to, maybe it's not though i don't know
>>204384542No I'm ugly.I'm literally the ugliest person in the room. Even uglier than blackops2cel, I am disgusting i deserve death.
ok its time to watch someone from IL talk about freeze dryers for 1 hr and smoking some nigga weed
i was born to be born in Illinois or London, CA
>verification not requiredbased
cummers
i look cute as hell today
>>204384985Let's see, if cis female Ignore and pretend this post exists if tranny (male)
>>204385028Doesn't exist* Eh whatever YWNBAW
thoughts
>>204385081not today
>>204385081cums
>>204385028i'm a man. step off homo
i was wrongthat pizza definitely wont last until tomorrow
what the frick is a cantelope
>i was wrong>that pizza definitely wont last until tomorrow
>stalking my enemies >see them doing something random for no reasonhehe
yeah
>be extremely petty against someone who does nothing>lose everything around you whilst you are being petty
im a bitch ass nigger
i want a game set in africa with only whites in it
reminds of bitch niggas anon
>>204385536In paris?
robot culinaire
No in marsellis
vpn spam oclock is it
floor Oreo Cola reminds me of the movie theater
what happens if you put an entire cup of water in a freeze dryer and i meant the song by chip da ripper
UwU
>youre not allowed to do espionage thats against the rules
zzz
I start a new job this week, after getting fired from my old job last summer. Things will be different this time.
cleaned my room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l03W6u5_d2E
>>204385559whatever happened to him
>>204380424where do I put this? custom css in4chanx?
>>204386047good luck https://youtu.be/MTCen9-RELM
>>204370595i hate cats so much it's unreal
>>204385548
niggas be like"this feline too friendly"
>>204380424Dear CHRIST thank you
>>204382056Good Lord, just kill yourself already
>>204386523where do I put it?
>>204386510i own a cat and it's an asshole
>>204381939this >>204382056especially knowing how sexy you are considering you posted your pic here
>>204386589
>>204386860which is why these creatures are worthless. if you live in the chicago area and want a cat, let me know and i will give it to for free. i'm really considering taking this thing to a pet shelter.
>>204386149U block origin my filters
im back. i exchanged cherry pop tarts for blue berry
i exchanged corn syrup goyslop for corn syrup goyslop
https://youtu.be/aF10I72tsioalready 5 years
Why do femtards always claim that it’s women who exclusively create life when it obv takes 2 to tango?
what's worse, brown people who larp as americans or brown people who never learn english and never assimilate because they know they'll never be american
watching destiny
At da game /cum/mers
>>204387387yes
>>204387387First by far.
>>204387387brown people who are utterly Americanized yet larp as xXAztlan_WarriorXx
>>204387529you in the Big Easy?
>>204387622That's based thoughever. Reject Anglo, return to injun.
>>204387529hope someone bombs the shit out of that place
>>204387387>larp as americansexplain
>>204371231>Francophone immigration programs to CanadaBetter run up Roxham Road while you can, Quebec wants to shut down its borders. They're normally a bunch of overspending freaks, but now they're overspending freaks that can't afford all the immigration.
>>204387654Yezzir came up the bayou fo this oneFuck them dirty birds (except drake london)>>204387725Very rude brian
I currently lack and require a gf. where can one pickup the newest gf model?
>>204387793hes your gf. dont move ill put it very carefully on your skull
>>204375367>Can there just be 1 leader in this cunt whom the people approve?Smith just got a 92% approval from her UCP review. Moe just got re-elected. Eby *just* barely won his re-election.>Premier Wab KinewYou gotta be joking. He's going to run that province further into the ground. They just don't realize how bad it's going to get yet. Poor Manitoba.>>204377524>OntarioFat Trudeau would be popular in that shithole of a province. He should rename his party to Red Torries.>Nova ScotiaYeah, I'll give you that one. He's still not doing a great job though. NS has so far to go, before they're a great province.
>>204387693Go live in Mexico if you wanna be an injun
>>204387937ok but are u sure this will work. seems like it might hurt?
>>204388067dont worry itll hurt but just for like 1 second then were all good. love hurts or something
love boobs
>>204386860Probably because it doesn't see you as a good hunter. Come home from work, and regularly drop food at the cat. It'll think you were out hunting, and are sharing.People come home all the time, and never have food. So the cats think you're a failure. I wouldn't respect you either if I was the cat.
>>204387387>larping as American>doing French cuisine meal prepBurgers don't realize that the onion, carrot, celery combo is from the French.
>>204387387>Brown people don't assimilate and you complain >Brown people assimilate and you complain Bitch
>>204387529That was pre game its a lot fuller now
>>204388279chuds just hate brown people
>>204375367>>204388009I forgot to say, BC/AB/SK are the only provinces that have debts under their GDP. So the rest of the provinces are fucking themselves over, but the people don't pay attention to that. They'll find out soon enough though.Though if BC keeps voting NDP, they're going to join the other 7 provinces with more debt than GDP.
>>204388392This is just chud infighting at this point
>>204388392>hate brown peopleYou mean Chads.
>>204388436no one likes brown people anymore, libs hate them now because they helped orange man win
>>204388499The issue is thinking "political" folks ever care for you as more than a useful idiot Always vote in your own interests
>>204377184only if she's Asian
>>204388552i will vote for whoever keeps giving me neet bucks
>>204387318Some scientists are figuring out how to make sperm cells out of stem cells, if they haven't already done it. We're cooked chat gg. The only semblance of hope we have left is that women tend to have too much drama to get along with themselves
>>204387768Kiss me please
Where's spinster?
>>204388781My bed asleep
>>204388781bouncing on chads cock
>>204388781it's only 3:30 she's still asleep
>>204388741Anon...not in front of everyone!
cum con sex
>>204388279Obviously the ideal would be that brown pipo go back to their own countries and US/Can/Europe go back to being majority White countries but alas our leaders hate us.
>>204389148i dont want to go back though
>>204389148This is a brown continent shithead, blame your ancestors
had wendy for lunch
>>204389196*wendys
please dont deport me im one of the good ones
>>204389226Maybe Wendy is the name of his recently married coworker/mistress
>>204389248I made a typo, hence corrected myself.
>>204389276You just didn't want to risk her husband being here and finding out
good afternoon
I hate my mom and her coping mechanisms and fake personality so much
>>204389322afternoon bud>>204389326at least your mom is not the doomer kind. super worried for her desu desu
I hate Italian Americans so much.The fucking accent.The way they think they’re actually Italians.The way he dissolves store bought mozzarella in hot water and then shapes it into balls and calls it homemade fresh mozzarella. (He did in the caption of the video anyway)Fuck Italian Americans.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1731271703112424.webm
Sorry didn’t mean to kill the thread
>>204389322looks like some sort of bdsm muzzzle
where is everyone
>>204389932I love her anus
>>204380424>>204387045you da man(s)
>>204389862you got a dirty mind she’s literally just a girl >>204389891i’m here
>>204389941it was a shame she got a boobjob her natty tits were really nice
the good guys won today, bros
>>204389988Yah totally ruined her
>>204390023the best steaks, the greatest, everyone is saying it!
>>204390035Do you like my drawing of jason?
>>204390023Translate, I don't want to type all that in deepl
>>204389957oh well that's probably true, dirty mind can be fun tho
>>204390096lmfao
who is the new belle delphine
>>204390236yo momma
oooooooooooooo
/cum/ coded image
Birds on my timelime call it twitter TWEET TWEET
>>204390347thots HATE himfind out how one patriot made america great again by enlisting in your local minutemen today
>>204390347wonder if he'd make an exception for a one piece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHPT3TMszZ4
>>204390396lol
feel like jerking it but theres nothing good to jerk to
>>204390347my man understood that a well regulated militia meant the outfit too
Federal voter id laws will save California
>>204390096I love it actually Also I miss Jason
>>204390507anime will save california
>>204390531not that anime though
Woman is the nigger of the worldThink about it
shut the FUCK up jason, nobody asked your gay ass
>>204390453i'm guessing that bank wronged him lol
Just slept 12 hours
>>204390632same
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>204390663i need to eat something first but i will soon
I'm annoyed that the language I speak is called English instead of American
imagine the twink butts of /cum/,,,
>>204390663my coffee gets cold in 5 minutes
>>204390694My pussy gets wet in 3.5 seconds
i haven't had sex in so long that i can no longer even conceptualize the idea of me ever having it again
>>204390718i want to put my penis in your pussy
>>204390802>>204390802>>204390802
i will never have the love of a woman
>>204390006Yes we didWho dat
>>204390808it is what it is
