male privilege edition>>204370595previous
>>204390802I've been sleeping 11-12 hours ever night. This has to stop.
Excellent thread like always, queen!
it's over
california edition
>>204390826this is me every day what's the issue some people just need more sleep i twin a sloth like it's fine man
how do i get a gf
>>204390837it never began
>>204390838what goes on in weed, california
Discuss racist topics
>>204390880DUDE
>>204390838I can see my town :)>>204390880lumber industry and alcoholism. Theres a hilariously huge liqour store(warehouse) up in Yreka
>>204390880round up is very popular there i imagine
raw footage from my mcdonalds interview
>>204390859If you have to ask, then just wait for the sexbots.
I am an autodidact of esoteric mysticism
sexing a robot is all fine and good, but they will never comprehend love
>>204390999neither will women
>>204390997tell me something profound theni'm a pisces
>>204390999Like 90% of people, they just need to fake it well
>>204390999I will marry a replicant and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
>>204391030I don't put a lot of weight into astrology. I like non-institutional religion, particularly Christianity more If you want me to condescend and give you something related to astrology, look up your >Chiron sign >South node sign >Black moon Lilith sign And go on from there. But I'm not gonna say it'll be accurate
the overlap between terminally online women complaining that all men are rapist assholes, and terminally online men who complain that all women are stupid whores will never not be entertaining to mei just imagine an enemies to lovers type scenario where a bitter incel guy and a man hating woman learn that they need each other and they kiss maybe
>>204390999Call me when the sex robot is better than women at birthing Aryan uber menschen (probably never). Until then it’s equivalent to masturbation or gay sex
>>204391161Girls like that are de facto transgender and go for feminine pushover soyboys THOUGH
>>204391161Both sides are right about each other but not themselves
>>204391249truke
>>204391160my chiron sign is literally me
please let me stroke my cock
>>204391278i won't try to stop you brotha
>>204391142You can't marry a toaster. We'll retire your sexbot.
>>204390857I didn't used to sleep that much. It's because I'm taking zoloft. I need to get off it.
/cum/cels irl
>>204391356when i was taking zoloft a long time ago i actually slept lessi don't think hypersomnia is a side effect of zoloft anyway
ZEE TRANSFORMATION IS INVESTEDWITH THE MYSTERIOUS AND THE SHAMEFULWHILE THE THING I AM BECOMES SOMETHING ELSEPART CHARACTER, PART SENSATION
>>204391161Compare>the number of rapist assholesand>the number of stupid whoresThen let's talk about who's more accurate.
>>204391437Just change rapists to sexual deviants or porn addicts and it'll be basically the same
>>204391432AQUA MARINEHONEY DIVE INTO ME I'M NOT HIDING ANYMOREI WON'T HIDE
>>204391437hey today is sunday and that means it's a day of rest and can we love each other and just relax instead i don't wanna do all this
>>204391261Are you going to do anything with this information
>>204391447>just move the goalpostsI accept your concession.>>204391465I accept your concession.
>>204391482It isn't moving the goalpost, the goalpost was misaligned in the first place Raping is a criminal offense, but being a whore isn't. I evened the goal posts out
>>204391447addiction is a chronic brain disease. being a whore is a choice
>>204391476well i did some water color the other day and i have another canvas to do so i'll probably end up doing that
>>204391160>Black moon Lilith signBrian tier
>prostitution is illegal>but its the person who hires the whore that gets punishedit REALLY makes you think
YJK when a movie is written by a woman
>>204391515Eventually you need to be held accountable, addiction isn't an excuse. Need to be a big boy eventually >>204391529I don't believe in any of that shit, anon asked and I wanted to be nice
cumpies
Women only get into the “kill all men!!!!” and “all men are rapists” stuff because of the racism taboo. Look at the racial crime stats. Historical Dixie lynchings were primarily about culling black rapists
>>204391535https://www.fox13news.com/news/nearly-two-dozen-massage-therapists-arrested-undercover-sex-operation-sheriff-grady-judd
>>204391507>change the entire argument>I'm not moving the goalpostsMe: Okay.
>>204391547Which movie triggered you this time?
just ruined the thread why am i like this
>>204391547I don't think Sofia Coppola wrote Lost In Translation. I think her father did and passed it off to her
>>204391515>t. Drug addled incelPretty pathetic desu
>>204391599Im not the person who made the first post
Job Interview on Wednesday.They contacted me so I’ll just listen to what they have to offer. Not looking for a new job so unless the pay is a lot better I’ll tell them no THANK you because I’m actually very happy at my current job and love my coworkers :-)
>>204391607The half of it (2020)The Prince and Me (2004)
>>204391648I had a coworker that made that into a hobby. He'd apply for jobs and do lots of interviews for practice. He'd turn them down
>>204390006 #Yes we didWho dat
>>204391709BASEDfuck the ratbirds
>>204391745Dominated
>>204391456I can't say that this sucks but that's only cause it reminds me of Grimes, and I'd sure love to
football is so gaaaay
bored
>>204391823Nuh uh
i think i may be schizoid i exhibit a lot of the detached aloof and uninterested qualities of one
>>204391891i’m gonna finish this coffee and start on my other watercolor i ended up having a bagel to eat
>>204391899don't care and neither did i ask
gf checking your balls when you get home asking why they’re lighter than usual
>>204391948lol
>>204391942Post watercolor
>>204391899https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvbY1Mqq-XIme too, I'm actually schizoid...and an aspie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ-E5Z6tnX8
this is a 10/10 novel
Literally only exists as a Spite State
>>204391398Well I don't know what else is causing it, I stopped taking melatonin because I thought that was causing it, but I still sleep a ton.The worst part is I have no energy during the day even after sleeping that much. Maybe I have cancer or something.
>>204391948huh?
>>204391990this is the one i did the other day i’m a shroomer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNBjMRvOB5M
>>204392036powerful and poignant message
>>204392041Idk what you mean by that but I had to listen to some window licker who wouldn't shutup about maine and some stupid military mission today because he had a flight that stopped there for five minutes 20 years ago.
>>204392041Pet Sematary state
Does Massachusetts still have its accent or are there too many brown people now
>>204392107VERY rad spinny
Am I handsome cum?
Minnesotans and Canadians have the same accent
>>204392209no
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>204391437all men would rape if they could
>>204392311I look like this, say this, and do this
>>204392311what happened?
Might cop this
>>204392224Öh, he was funny looking in a general sort of way
the computer made me gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB4dD6t-OBY
I should start eating more fruits
>>204392349take a look at this man here
>>204392336THINKING ABOUT ZOOMER SLUTS IN COSPLAY
Molech lost, Baphomet won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMOKamtpUA8
I thought Trump was the orange god not baphomet
He's a shabbos goy, that's what he is
>>204392464for it's Don't Get Me Wrong. It's a good Christmas song, it's so jubilatory.
>>204391948>i'll never have personal balls inspector gf
I checked the r/hvac discord servers bolitics channel to see where they stood, and it was full of obnoxious black lady supporters, and then I checked it again after the happening and they had to close it because members were threatening suicide and mass shootings
>>204392579damn, thats crazy but I dont care
If Americans lose overtime pay I'm gonna post lol here every day
ive nevar worked over time. no company would pay me for that when they can hire some other guy for part time
>>204392579>/r/hvac>discord>politics channelAs your post goes on it somehow manages to get gayer and gayer
I'm gonna need you to go ahead and clock out for me
>>204392658*clocks you with a right hook*
>>204392658that’s fine im gonna start on my watercolor and i need to do some laundry anyway
>>204392658amazon warehouses immediately terminate people if they get close to the 59 hour mark a week even if they were scheduled for it
>>204392579They're not getting rid of overtime. They couldn't possibly, and doing so would be disastrous anyway. Yet another reminder that Trump did and said anything just to get people to vote for him, regardless of how realistic it was or what he actually intended to do
Same in Canada, but they hire a bunch of part time guys so they don't have to pay for full time benefits
>>204392703If Americans lose overtime pay I'm gonna post lol here every day with a screenshot of this post
>>204392697for me it was 40 hours. they didnt want anyone working over time the max you get was 39
>>204392450this thread made me remember the taste of lunchables hotdogs
>he didnt get the pizza/nacho lunchableslmaoing at your life
I found the secret to silky luscious hair. You simply brush your hair while blow drying it. It redistributes the oils and keeps your hair stands straight and separated before they lock in.
>>204392776how about i give you a knuckle sandwichable
>blow dryinguh....I dont think so, becky
let me cook
>>204392816
I took this picture the other day
>>204392839whats cookingwheres mine
>>204392839How about you cook my balls in your mouth you gay bitchEdit : sorry that was rude or me
>>204392891let him cook lil bro
WHYYYYYYYYYWHY DID WE LET ANON COOK???
>>204392891>cook my balls in your mouththat's not possible tho
>>204392915there's nothing left to cook blud, we already cooked
your dad raped your mom
>>204392977trad
>>204392958>open mouth>deposit my balls into it>pour boiling water into your mouth and over my balls just like instant ramen>cover your eyes as the CBT instantly makes me shoot rope all over your forehead>balls are cooked in your mouthez pz unc
>>204392891you're noballs
>>204393031I would appreciate a (You) next time
"your body my choice" is actually cringe (though)
It was a clear black night, a clear white moonWarren G was on the streets tryin' to consumeSome skirts for the eve so I can get some funkRollin' in my ride, chillin' all aloneJust hit the east side of the LBCOn a mission tryna find Mr. Warren GSeen a car full of girls, ain't no need to tweakAll you skirts know what's up with 213
>>204392855Ya, from me you dingus
>>204393091nigger music innit
finna showerthen finna shave my baerd. this wiry stubble is so ugg/blog
>>20439311516 in the clip and one in the holeNate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn coldNow they droppin' and yellin', it's a tad bit lateNate Dogg and Warren G had to regulateI laid all them bustas down, I let my gat explodeNow I'm switchin' my mind back into freak modeIf you want skirts, sit back and observeI just left a gang of hoes over there on the curb
>>204393070that's because you're a gay who isn't a woman
>>204391948dw babe I just had a wet dream about u while napping at work <3
didnt get pesi from the store because it was too expensive for a 6pack. Thought about getting a 2L but theres no room for it in the fridge
>>204393136spinny…
>>204393350Xher simp is going to sperg at you
oh hi anon!
GHETTO SUPERSTARTHAT IS WHAT YOU ARECOMIN FROM AFAR, REACHIN FOR THE STARSRUN AWAY WITH ME TO ANOTHER PLACEWE CAN RELY IN EACH OTHERS ARHAAARMS, UH-HUHFROM ONE CORNER, TO ANOTHER, UH-HUUUUUUUUH
can yall stop mentally torturing me
I ever liked the music you guys share
>>204393515sorry
>>204393543https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6_mfv4qems
truly i say to you, unless you eat my flesh and drink my blood you will not enter the kingdom of heaven
I have opinions about the eucharist but everytime I express them I immediately have bouts of bad luck, so I keep my mouth shut because clearly god is out to get me
>>204393554Now we talking
>>204393543https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0
what is there to do besides eating out of boredom and meat beating out of boredom
BUT YOU WON'T FORGET MEI KNOWI COULD HAVE LOVED YOUBUT YOU WOULD NOT LET ME
>>204393808I already made that joke
>>204393834Listen to emo revival
>>204393834Meat beating with friends until you make a mini-you
Is it worth going to therapy in order to remedy my issue of not being emotional open/being overly logical at the cost of emotional connection during conflicts per my girlfriend or no? Type 5 on the enneagram if anyone believes in that shit
>>204393834Do a duolingo every day, and write and say the words as you do it.
>>204393971no. i don't even see how that's an issue
>>204393971Sure why not?
How about Pooolingo and it’s for Brianpipo learning to eat ass
>>204393971It's never worth going to therapy.
>>204394003Why? And what do you think I should do, assuming something needs to be done?
If a girl swallows my load, is that considered vore?
I go to therapy. I've learned to compartmentalize things. Such cases
>>204394010he’s gonna say it’s gay or for women or something and to just go lift heavy things to feel better
>>204394010it sounds like you figured out the problem thobeit
edibles have been intaken
>>204394080My therapist unironically told me that going to the gym was a good idea and that it would make me tired instead of staying up all night posting here
>>204393971being emotionally intelligent is not mutually exclusive with being logical. can you give an example of a case where you felt you weren't being emotionally open with your partner, and why you felt that way?
>>204394105wow imagine needing a therapist to figure that one out
>>204394105that’s good advice but i was just being a reductionist butthole sorry
>>204394010You already know the issue. You said it yourself. Whether it is an issue is debatable, but while it may not bother you it clearly bothers your gf. She's probably just mad that she can't draw you into pointless bickering as women are known to do. It's the same situation as women complaining about their problems. They don't want you to fix anything, they just want to whine. Which leads us to your dilemma. Figure out if she is just having a woman moment and whining like a child, or if she actually would like you to express some emotions. If it's the former, you have nothing to do. If it's the latter, express some emotion.
>>204394130i should have studied psychology what a racket
>autist anon actually gets a gf>can't deal with actual emotionhaha. Possibility: If you never show emotion, some girls will take that as meaning you don't really care about her/your relationship. Such as if you really cared you'd get angry or upset or something at least some of the time.remedy: beat up a hobo to save her
I want a twink bf
>>204394160Seriously. Imagine paying someone to tell you it's not good to stay up all fucking night shitposting on the chons
>>204394190>remedy: beat up a hobo to save herhow does that fix or solve or remedy anything? why would a woman care if you beat up a hobo
>>204394225oh that's easy.you'll have one less hobo in the area cause he won't like getting beat up, and his GF will be like WAOWWW anon loves me!!
>>204393350kek
>>204394225You have much to learn young grasshopper.Here's a starting point. Something that will set you on the path to wisdom : Women are retarded.
>>204394256>>204394322I've head the 'beat up a homeless' thing before so I was wondering where it came from
>>204394347>I tell ya h'what, a man can only take so much, boomhauer
>>204394225>how does that fix or solve or remedy anything? why would a woman care if you beat up a hobowomen like to see their man win fights and do other feats of strength or athleticism. however if you lose a fight it is a perma 75% debuff to her pussy's wetness pretty much forever. so if you get in a fight around her don't lose.
>>204394123>>204394136Well I personally don’t think it’s a problem on my end, but my girlfriend does. And only when we argue. I noticed that she tends to say that when I act stoic during arguments, like me telling her I’m not gonna argue with her once I start to see that things get heated because I hate losing face in front of people out of anger. Also she also says that I’m being defensive when arguing. This has some validity, but most of the time, I’m just refuting her points and defending myself which may be the issue. Even if how she feels isn’t factually true, she feels as if I’m not validating how she feels. The ironic part is that I actually feel deeply and I’m not afraid nor too prideful to admit when I’m wrong and where I need to improve.
>>204394398a virgin typed this
>>204394415sounds like a harpy. ditch her
>pick a fight with a hobo curled up sleeping on the ground>he stands up>turns out he's a gigachad hobo, only homeless because he likes to smoke meth and pcp all day>you just woke him up from his first nap in 2 months>he's 6 foot 9 and a jui jitsu blackbelt
>>204394041No, but it’s ‘peepee poopoo play’ adjacent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC5-QQoBsTQ
Have you ever had the feelingThat the world's gone and left you behindHave you ever had the feelingThat you're that close to losing your mind
>>204394458don't worry i got these voodoo coconuts to protect me
>>204394415Sounds like you need to get into a big argument over something important, and then have angry makeup sex. Then you can go back to ignoring most of her arguments and then every once in a while spank her
chat its not looking good
I wonder if any of the /cum/bum posters have butts that I'd deem fuckable
just downed a glass of milk(2%), feeling POWERFUL
>>204394645me but with egg nog
>>204394415Yeah. So you figured it all out on your own. No therapy needed.She's having a woman moment on par with getting upset when you offer her logical solutions to her idiotic non-problems. The best move is to give her some energy to chew on. Women are attracted to vitality and energy and the fire of life. Do something that shows her you have that fire in you and she'll stop whining. Also fucking her silly probably helps too. Another anon mentioned spanking her, it's a possibility.Women don't want to be logical and they don't want smooth sailing. They want the boat to rock a bit. Either you do it in a controlled way which gives her the emotional thrills women are addicted to while keeping the boat afloat, or she decides to do it herself and knocks a hole through the side because she's feeling bored.
>>204394656
>>204394670>your bitch is unhappy?>just give her some good dick bro ok bubba
>>204394698t. incel
Yeah, people 30+ have a place in society, it's called a cemetery.
>>204394672i don't look like that but i do that and i say that
not happy with this watercolor at all and will not be posting it
I cried tears of joy when Cody Rhodes beat Roman Reigns in the main event of Wrestlemania
batman bin superman
wrestlemania died April 6,2014
Donut know if I should drinky or not
>>204394936
>>204394936>>204394951https://youtu.be/dWvEII53lVQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrP43LB7QEQthis one goes out to all the cummers who never believed in themselves
I think women find me attractive but I'm so shy and fucked up I never speak to them
i hate life not just my own but the whole idea of it
>Interpreters: Rules are to be enforced as written. Janitors enforce site policy only and personal motives should never influence deletion. They are objective, not subjective.FUCKING kek
>>204394970this is me but with pears >>204394973WE WILL REBUILD
beware
https://www.reddit.com/r/houstonwade/comments/1gnwsv0/they_cheated/it begins
>>204395088I had to look twice, did he put it in the scabbard or through his fingers
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF9COdMuJr0
>>204395007Literally never observed
Just Got Back From The Dispensary—We're Alright
>>204394698>misses the rest of my post>focuses on the dickingOk woman.
>>204395226https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26wEWSUUsUc
where i got pierced it bruised and it hurts a lot
>>204395311where
should have told him to use lube or sumn.
can i hit the penjamin
>>204395337Only if I can hit the pussalina
>>204395332tip of the dickhole
Trudeau said Canada is not in decision mode so he won't call for an election
>>204395337sure bro*passes you apple fritter live resin cart on a rhythm 710 stick battery*
>>204395337
My brother pierced my ear with a boy scout pin in the 8th grade you'll be fine
>>204395332high nostril>>204395337yes of course here you go
>>204395365it was my fault i pulled away and made it worse this isn't my first piercing but it's the one that has hurt the most
>>204395360
i hate tats and piercings. i can no longer simp for this specimen.
>>204395395thanks for announcing your virginity
>>204395368faggot
>>204395395thank you
>>204395418yw
I haven't ejaculated in 10 days
if you killed me you'd be doing the world a favor
I hope she pierced her nips so I can play with them roughly while we have sex.
I have tats and piercings ama
>>204395303NTA, women don't post here + you have no wife or children.
I have no gf
>>204395433when do you start 4b
>>204395433how does unemployment feel?
>>204395433are you the anon with the snake tattoo on your forearm
>>204395437>NTApure reddit
>>204395444idk what this means man>>204395445good, my crypto is flying and I made $500 gambling today>>204395463'no'
>>204395431hush
>>204395480bitch ass
bitch niggas?
>>204395477what piercings do you have
a song for the lovers
>>204395498lobes
>>204395445
Bought a battery with a preheat function for my oil pen
Allahu Akbar
>>204395504nice same i also have the helix done on both ears i have a black hoop on my left nostril and a stud on the right high nostril that's healing right nowit's a silver stud unfortunately which i don't like but i gotta wait for it to heal before i can do anything about it
>>204395499https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbZP13EbpgM
Here's the story of Rhodesia
>>204395536I wanted to get helix piercings when I was younger but I would actually feel cringe doing it at 26 desuI haven't even worn my earrings in like 2 years but that's just because I don't have any good ones
>>204395413retard
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
>>204390802I wonder how Chikorita feels about his friend Cyndaquil growing up to be a child rapist
>>204395568his ass will NOT fit >>204395575i mean if you don't want to that's fine but don't let other peoples perceptions of you stop you from getting something you want
Just a deck of cards and a jug of wineand a woman's lies makes a life like mine
bought a skirt
>>204393971no
>>204395588
>>204393971dependswhat are you big three?
>>204395602>other peoples perceptions of youI mean from my own point of viewa grown man with helix piercings is incredibly zestyI would wear diamond studs in lobes but anything more feels too extra for a male that's not in a faggy metal band imo
Been drinking nonfat milk. It's pretty good
>>204395619Oh, have you not heard the news?I'm not even being ironic.
>>204395633That's water
>>204395613based based
i became an astrology girl btw
>>204395633i do 1%>>204395629that's fair i guess
Call me Nigger
>>204395667no i don't want to i don't say that
Tec-9 night
>>204395667Nigger
woooow dude seriously
the pornos i love are the romantic kind. what does this mean?
>>204395675The rapper or the gun?
>>204395613post a pic of it also how do you not have a bunch of skirts already huh
>>204395689I'ma fuck you like a porn-o staaaar
>>204395689it means you're normal just looking at random boobies and getting excited is orangutan behavior there needs to be some substance and a narrative and emotional weight for it to mean anything
>>204395703girloid hands wrote this
modded 360 is expected on wednesdayalready got a list of games to playso excited bros
>>204395703i just love the silly banter and the deep attraction both have for each other. also, they're desperate to get each other off unlike regular studio vids
>>204395700>how do you not have a bunch of skirts already huhi am poori dont have a job rn but when i had one i only had enough money for the hormones so i couldnt buy anything, no makeup, nail polish, clothes, nothing
>>204395689name one
>>204395722>>204395722>>204395722
>>204395703I'm an orangutan
>>204395703>just looking at random boobies and getting excited is orangutan behaviorkeked irl
>>204395613is it for cynthia
>>204395721that's actually kinda sad, never thought I'd feel kind of sad for you. weird.I hope you like your skirt tho
