camouflage edition >>204390802previous
free durkio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY3g3h0iP3A
i want to shoot myself
>>204395748why shoot yourself when you can shoot for a million or die trying
>>204395748Shoot me instead
>>204395748same
>>204395748don't
business idea: shoot each other and stop whining on /cum/
>>204395766but then the last guy has to shoot himself
>>204395771lmfao
man i love it when it gets dark before 5pm and the sun dont come out until like 9am i fucking love this time of the yaer
>>204395789yeah it sucks seasonal depression just makes sense why would you not be sad being cold and in the dark all the time
>>204395789the sun is up at 7am doe
Brusselssprouts are much tastier when cooked in a pan with olive oil
im not too pleased with my circumcision
>>204395831I wish I wasn't mutilated, but I have a it a lot better than some other guys because I can still pull it all the way over the head when erect
>>204395831Took a bit too much off the top?
>>204395722birb
>>204395830now i want some of those 10 year old me wouldn't believe my craving right now
>>204395857yes. my scar is huge
>>204395874ew I regret asking
you killed the thread
Getting lost in the metaphysics, good music, hot tea, outside in the world, watching the stars. Beats any nightclub or parties.
>>204395936this, your boring ass lame as fuck posts killed the thread
>>204395937god damn you're gay
>metaphysics
>>204395950no one asked you bitch ass loser
My breakfast today
>>204395950Look who's talking
You are loved, you are valued , you are enough!
>>204395936Who
Pro tip: now is a good time to teach your libtard family about the JIDF
>>204395950vertical slit tier post
>>204395973ole!
any porn addicts itt?
ya
>>204395991meant for >>204395937
>>204396003I jerk off to porn 2-3 times a week. It used to be 14 times a week so this is a good amount for me.
>>204395748the candy from my doctor has helped me not want to do that, but it's only been like three or four days so it'll probably wear off i guess idk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-iY1ZmWBTI
My dude messing with the owner
>>204396005Will I get a simp army like [redacted]?
>>204396032>>204396011Mexican women really aren't attractive...
>>204396040shut up schizopoo
when everyone expects it to go down, you buy it, when everyone expects it to go up, you sell it, that's what it means to be greedy when others are fearful
>>204395910who tf is cynthia
>>204396048this is boring
i would like to kill someone with a slingshot
>>204396067You'll need a big rock
>>204396043Not over 18 normally, very few exceptions.My dude heckled both sides and the ump
Slingshots are for pussies. Killing someone with a sling, now that’s an accomplishment.
>>204396067are you david
My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Boy Mexicans are fat as fuck
>>204395980You is smart, you is good, you is important
>>204395991Is it true that Asian girls have sideways vaginas?
Iguana interrupted the game and had to be chased off
me strutting in to a Vegas casino like Im not about to blow $600
>>204396117garrobo
Pineapple coconut drink
>>204396117naughty boy
My new scam-call strategy is to answer like I'm terry davis and ask them if they use GCC.https://youtu.be/B5YokNW7tIsEventually I start calling them jeets and street shitters until they hang up
I'm gonna start wearing non prescription sunglasses so I can get away with being blind
Why do Americans have these school buses, it seems weird to me in Europe you'd just get like a regular city bus to school. Who makes these and why?
Strawberry ice cream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrF4nF8VUb4
living alone has been a deeply depressing experience i feel like that nigga from the tiktoks who goes to his cubicle job and then comes home and eats a TV dinner
>>204396158a lot of kids don't live in the city they live far away so there is no city bus service
Snacks
>>204396170i'll come live with you if you give me a job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKHzEYaNSbEThis is the peak of comedy
>>204395748Shoot me first.
>>204396172Yeah but they're buses just like drive them there.
The iguanas were eating these
>>204396189ok but you have to become my obedient femboy pet
>>204396170i love living alone but yeah it's important to get out and do stuff still so you don't become a hermit i like having people over and hosting for this reason i don't have to leave the house and the socialization comes to me
>>204396206shit like this is why you're alone dawg
>>204396163boli
>>204396206lmfao
Thickest Fortnite skins compilation
>>204396202??
>>204396202i don't understand what you meanyou need school busses because they need different things than a bus in the city they have like safety stuff and different seats and stuff
>>204396215sometimes u gotta take a chance, homie
>>204396229Like just have a bus route dude, it doesn't matter if you're in butt fuck nowhere they have massive fuel tanks and can drive like 1000 miles retard
>>204396207shut up bitch>>204396215that's not me i would never let you into my home
>>204396241That's only really needed because americans don't know how to drive, they don't even seatbelts or anything here
>>204396253why are you such a loser lmao no wonder you're alone all the time faggot
>>204396170Maybe you're just boring>can cook>can listen to whatever music>watch whatever shows>dont have to hear someone else's retarded music and shows>be a nudist>goon anywhere you want>can invite hos over>don't have to deal with other people's stuff taking up space>unaffected by other peoples' inability to have their shit together
>>204396248I still don't understand what you're trying to say.Rural Americans shun public transport in favor of cars. Kids use the school bus.
Sex
>>204396256i thought you guys got mad at us because we drive too much and are too reliant on cars>>204396253just trying to help
>>204396263bit gay, lad
>>204396263Who is he with?
>>204396288His granddaughter
>>204396261And what if you don't drive, Europe absolutely bus logs America, carcels be coping because bus chads are so sigma>>204396264You can always train max, a lot of American towns have a railway line that's used by like one freight train a month.
>>204396264you sitting on your ass all day in your big all expenses paid house with a big pool and having your friends over for tea parties is not anything like me waging my life away to live in a pod. hate when you try to give anyone advice like you've ever spent a day in your life. pissing me off
>>204396170I might as well not exist, because people at work don't even talk to me more than necessary.
>>204396307sorry
Anyway, here's Wonderwall
business idea: take all the cumcels and lock them up in a house together and cut their internet so we don't have to hear their piteous whining.
>>204396330you just whined
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDmXR6pvCto
>>204396330also the amount of autistic freakouts would crater, that would be good as well
AUGUST IS THE HOTTEST MONTH OF THE YEAR AND I CAN'T STAND ANOTHER NIGHT WITH THIS FAN IN MY EAR
I don't care for the works of Stephen King
>>204396330>imagine being a low T betacuckI can't.
>>204396322just next time consider the fact that you can't even keep your own head together while being coddled like a child when you feel like telling a working man how to live his life
anyone else will never have a gf in their entire lives
>>204396363I liked the child gangbang part in It. Too bad it wasn't in either movies
>>204396330what are the profit margins
>>204396388that's not what i was doing but you don't have to be mean i get it i know i'm a piece of shit that's not news to me
I need to go study but when I get back you guys all better be being nice to eachother!
>>204396399I had a gf in the 7th grade
>>204396307waaaaa
>>204396429Everyone start eating beans. Hold in all your farts. Then once he gets back from studying, everyone let hours of farts rip on him.
>>204396425Don't try to reason with angry chuds on 4chan, they'll just keep replying with increasingly hostile remarks
I think intelligence just means how much people like you. Because if you're likable and people want to be around you, you're obviously not a dumbfuck asshole. Plus we're social beings, so being social and likable is probably the most useful survival trait you could have, and if you were unlikable, you probably aren't smart enough to survive.
>>204396363He should become transgender and rename himself to Stephanie queen
>>204396429well we'd take their autismbux while providing them the bare minimum necessary, so there should be a reasonable profit. I mean what's a banana cost, Michael? ten dollars?throw a couple bananas at them and call it good
>>204396399probably notconsidering hiring an escort to lose my virginity
ayo dis nigga still a VIRGIN lmaooo
>>204396453Explain autists like Newton then? He was a total asshole to his peers, using his positions of power to benefit him at the expense of his peers, but he was undeniably brilliant.
grim thread, zoomoid hours suck
>>204395748Who is there to love youThink of someone thinking of you
>>204396453my toxic trait is playing dumb to hide my duplicitous and manipulative nature
>>204396512>Think of someone thinking of youError 404File Not Found
>>204396489she (male) is probably one of the most important trans icons of the 2010s desu>>204396177tranny lifes are shit almost everywhere, but its not that bad
I came in to work to find this
>>204396544uh that doesn't seem good maybe you guys should turn the gas off lol
>>204396533>she (male) is probably one of the most important trans icons of the 2010s desudeleting that pic right now
>>204396544Did you get the marshmallows out?
>>204396544Break out the marshmallows and weenies
>>204396562lol
What coke do you drink, pepsi, coca cola or RC cola?
>>204396581dr pepper
>>204396550>>204396560Ya we turned the gas off. I have to get in a man lift and go weld it out now, it's going to be insanely hot because that's a tunnel underneath the furnace and directly above a pit of molten slag
>>204396581I choose Pepsi, but it doesn't matter to me all that much.
>>204396596Please don't die blue collar anon
>>204396581my favorite is cream soda but of those 3 i choose coke >>204396596be careful anon mind your p's and q's so you don't get hurt
>>204396610>cream sodaHoly moly I haven't had that in like 12 years
>>204396600Pepsi max is so good but diet pepsi tastes like ass
>>204395806I have that in reverse, I get depressed during summer.
>>204396608>>204396610I'm slamming water and salt tablets at the moment. I'll be getting after it here in probably 30min or so
>>204396495Then he's not intelligent because he ruined relationships and decreased his survival potential. But that's not to say he wasn't liked by most people, and intelligence isn't limited to being ethical. Part of my reasoning for this is because I watched a video where they IQ tested people, and the most unlikable people had the lowest scores. Unlikable people tend to have issues they can't solve, and problem solving and emotional intelligence are two major aspects of intelligence that can also affect sociability and being "likeable". These are also pretty encompassing words, and I like the idea of generalizing something complicated and it seemed pretty believable to me.
>>204396632I get depressed on days that end in 'Y'.
congressional hearings on UFOs on november 13
>>204396621we have always had some in the house so as an adult it's just something i keep in my fridge i know it's an old lady soda
>>204396639>I watched a video where they IQ tested people, and the most unlikable people had the lowest scoresIf you're in the normal part of the distribution this might be the case, I'm sure it changes on both edges of the curve
>>204396660What else is happening on that day, that they're trying to distract from?
>>204396632sometimes when people say they have seasonal depression it's just a lack of vitamin d from sunlight so you have the real deal one
>>204396660Based knower
>>204396649funny those are the days my doctor told me to take my meds how ironic
I get sick when the weather changes rapidly which I think it will soon
>>204396676Lol if it's a distraction then it's a really shitty one because this story has being going on since 2017 with absolutely minimal media coverage
>>204396676your moms boyfriend is coming over
>>204396660Most of it's gonna be shit like some wire was faulty because the government uses shitty equipment, or some squirrel got fried and fell on a detector
>>204396639>it seemed pretty believable to me.It goes against everything we know about the smartest people. They're not going to get them onto one of those videos, because they'd laugh at the creators and tell them that it's a stupid waste of time.
going to the convenience store for red bulls and some other stuff do you guys want anything
>>204396706Not true. This is the second hearing, did you watch the first one? There are some shocking allegations, and they are being taken seriously
I stole an alien probe and nobody believes them
>>204396702Not really, the last UFO congress thing, your government was pushing shit through that the media wasn't covering.>>204396703I can see how they'd want to distract from necrophilia. lmao.
>I watched a video, so .....
>>204396712u should not be drinking red bull this late
>>204396732>your government was pushing shit through that the media wasn't covering.>repeating what I said with different phrasing to disagree with meInteresting tactic. This is possibly the biggest happening in human history, it's best to mentally prepare yourself for all possibilities rather than dismissing it entirely.
aliens are real ok guys
how would hank hill react if a bunch of blacks moved to his neighborhood
protip: the aliens are the ones buying up the buttcoin btw
>>204396782He'd say "now I tell you hwat"
>>204396771>This is possibly the biggest happening in human historyEh, we already know our governments lie to us constantly. I wouldn't trust the day that our government is telling us that aliens exist.I'll believe we have aliens around, when we see them ourselves.I already believe that aliens exist, I just doubt that they've been here.
>>204396787then he'd beat them to death with a golf club
>>204396796I don't disagree with you here.If they don't want to reveal themselves, no one will believe it.
No one I know who went to law school said that law school has helped them for the bar exam :/
my neet ass seeing internet personalities being starving artists
>>204396660we call them UAPs now chud
>>204396807why don't UFO's ever want to reveal themselves? too ugly?
>>204396893You are, and so am I.
>>204396898did NOT ask you, uggo
can i get a free palestine?
Even if UAPs appeared in the sky above every city on earth people will probably say its Elon Musk trolling. This possibility is discussed in Carl Sagan's "Contact" when supposed contact is dismissed as a rich persons prank. I'm not sure what level of proof would be needed to convince the average person. You could dismiss any video as AI.It's an interesting subject, I'm glad you guys let me talk about it without calling me a schizo
>>204396915No, they deserve to be glassed, like the rest of the Middle East.
>>204396922no they dont
>>204396939Yes they do, and we should deport them back first.
>>204396939they do tho
>>204396922This (that includes israel)
>>204396915I don't think you could give away that desert hellhole once it's been properly dealt with
>>204396971I never suggested otherwise.
that gombussy finna make me act up
>>204397024is this some sort of dorm? who the fuck builds with cinder blocks
>>204396761you can’t tell me what to do mister i’m grown
>>204397032https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJguB0B1Gp0
child porn 3 bowing to the paul god
Watching the eva rebuilds for the first timeI watched evangelion like 15 years ago
>rebuilds
the chudster
>>204397048Prepare for disappointment. That production gap murdered quality of the already low quality.Anno can't even toku.
>>204397046I need a BALLET poster like homer has
>>204397061https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TtuN7HGC0Ywhat's up macacinho
>>204397064Some moments seem very fucking cheapI hope they're just titrating the budget Dunno why they didn't give them a blank cheque this franchise prints money
>>204397078I wasn't just talking about the low quality animation. The story was a downgrade of the already low quality story that existed.
how can i get a WASP gf?
ok I pull up
once again i am eating the rainbow ice cream
Had two full pots of coffee today. I'm actually tweaking right now. My heart hurts. It feels hard to breathe. I'm so dehydrated it's insane. My right arm feels weird and kind of numb Currently hiking out in the desert using my phone flashlight. About 5 -10 miles out. I feel like if i just keep going my body will cycle or sweat some of the caffeine outFml I'm such an idiot
>>204397125Open a pop can on a summer day idk
>>204397125you can't, a true wasp wouldn't date a brownoid
>>204397125mormonism is your only hope
>>204397151dude chill out take a break how did you even end up in this situation
Please stop ai slopping our high quality thread
WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT
dry-ass fish this is like gnawing on stockfish
our boy MADE it, bros
>>204397151You’re gonna die
>>204397208very feminine looking legs
>>204397208zesty posture
>>204397177>how did you even end up in this situationI had two pots of coffee that's how. There's like 700mgs in a pot and I had two. I also gave plasma earlier in the day so I was already extra dehydrated I've pissed like a million times. Just need to keep goingIf I don't post again itt I probably had a heart attack out in the desert
>>204397208i have leggings just like that
>>204397233Watch out for skinwalkers!
>>204397208the grossest part of this is that you're eating fishjust kidding it's the faggotry
>>204397233Genuinely consider calling for emergency help and explain your situation. The heavy pissing is indicative of renal failure. You can die. Please take my post seriously, I am not making a joke. You need to get to a hospital within the next 3 hours.
Maam are you a prostitute
>>204397269those pants look like shorts get yourself some visine nigga
>>204397268Not going to sorry but I'm a survivor Gonna keep going I'm shooting for twenty milesFuck my heart hurtsI've also been doing pushups non stop I've probably done like a hundred
eating chili and drinking doc p
>>204397252i'm not gay cos I fuck your mom every fortnight HAHAHAH
>>204397282You will die or have organ damage. You may survive but I am telling you now that you will have permanent health effects.
>>204397275https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwIEUflY6YI
>>204397282lmao. finally some good posts
>>204397295From what? I've had water Far more likely my heart goes
>>204397294nigga u zesty as hell u ain't fuckin anything
>>204397282Go to the hospital dipshit
>>204397309Your kidneys and dehydration. You had water but no electrolytes.
>>204397294>i'm not gay cos I fuck your mom every fortnight HAHAHAH
Erm, what the sigma?
>>204397330is this what they mean when they say all nibbas is on the DL? cause damn wtf
ugly = evil
Why is rice pudding so good when you're high THOUGH?
asian religions are more fast and loose compared to the western rigid authoritative religions, i think it's interesting
>>204397387probably cuz ur gay
>>204397392>fast and looseLike ur mom L O L
>>204397387warm or cold rice pudding?
>>204397387warm or cold
>>204397393Just because it's white and sticky doesn't mean it reminds me of cum, however cum and cocks are always on my mind>>204397412Both but I like cold the texture is nice
>>204397412if it were cold you could call it ice pudding
>>204397420what's your recipe?
Ooo ooo ooo
>>204397496the problem, the problem is that i don't get to have sex
jimmy deans makes frozen mcgriddles
edibles have been edibledwell only a bit
>>204397520i used to make egg mcmuffins at home all the time but they were never quite as good as the mcdonalds ones for whatever reasonit just can't be recreated
im back
>>204397542welcome back anon what were you watching
>>204397325>>204397325had like half a pitcher of water and a powerade and some soup before heading out I'm good Stop gaslighting me. I will win I'm so favstian right now... You don't even know
>>204397550Nigga changing the storyNext he'll say he doesn't even have a headacheFuck off
>>204397537skill issue really, they should be better because you're using real eggs
>>204397567they use real eggs and mcdonalds too they crack them and cook them on the flat top with little circle moldsthey were good don't get me wrong but it just missing something
>>204397392Asian religions are more like frameworks There have been daoist and confucian Christians Others are purely cultural phenomena, like probably 99% of Shinto's don't take it seriously
>>204397548red dragon 2002
Another chubby blonde mommy tits wants my dick, she ain't getting it.
gotta be back at the wagecage in less than 12 hours. feels likelike that time i had to get surgery in 4th grade and i dreaded every second passing
>>204397604gay fag
been preoccupied with the sensual over the noetic lately ngl
Holding eth until sometime tomorrow. Plan on selling part and buying more btc. Stock picks for tuesday...?
If I had farted earlier would I have shit myself? Maybe, maybe not, these are the questions we preffer to forget
you should preoccupy yourself with some BITCHESNIGGAAAAAA
>>204397604The dudes on the left owned a gay bar in San Francisco and were telling me all about big dick drag queens having to tape their dicks away
made a mistake of trying to exist
Aw freakin heck!
>>204397620Pendejo
>>204397727embracing negro culture wow you're so progressive and cool
melatonin in
dogberg ate some scooby snacks from the litterbox and knew immediately that he did not deserve them when I stepped in lmao
>>204397842From the litterbox?
>>204397842yuck but it happensget one of those self cleaning litter boxes it's worth it, the enclosed ones help with them tracking it on the floor too
>>204397891the cats don't like those ones
>>204397809maybe you should embrace some BITCHES
>>204397901bummer
damn.btc still going
Trump has offered Elise Stefanik the job as U.S. ambassador to the United Nations.Elise Stefanik is a hardline Jewish Zionist and Kahanist who has repeatedly said that the US policy should be to give Israel anything and everything it ever asks for in terms of money or weapons, no questions asked.
>>204395722Bird = Based
>>204397948Would
>>204397983She's also a former West Bank settler
/cum/ is a bird general
>>204397679you got any tips on the shitcoins about to pump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjHgiSx0RNQ
>>204398031*birbFTFY
>>204398031us
filipinas stand with white men
>>204398031
>>204398088yuck
>>204398032No. I have no experience with alt coins. I have to be smart with the money I have. I'm not trying to get rich quick because that's how a lot of investors end up going broke. If I were forced to choose I'd say doge or ...? No clue honestly
>>204398088don't think I'd trust a bird to do that
>>204398088white women moment
>>204398088ewwwwwwwwwww
>>204398100>>204398100>>204398100
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