bedhead edition >>204395722previous
>>204398100i look like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euHGXlYrLNk
>>204398115do you want some peas
I want some PEAS and QUIET gotdang
i wont be worthy of women until i have a job because you know, all women are gold digger in essence
>>204398175
>>204398142no
Im home /cum/mers i had a great day out with friends the gamr was fun we finally stopped the losing streak after firing dennis allenIm in bed getting cozy it might be time for some cuteposting or animalpostingPostscript: i love women so much it's unreal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iggmiF7DNoM
>>204398214did you get a kiss from a gorl or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh1WeQxfCX0
https://youtu.be/XOWfYsMTwLA?si=skxD63a5R8rpLodM>>204398229Nope i just am a certified woman lover and in a great mood todayI NEED a gf to give me kisses and show animal pictures to again holy shitBeing lovey dovey is my shit
business idea: fire up minecraft and go fishing while listening to speed metal
>>204398263i look like that good luck buddy you'll find your girlie to dote over and get flowers for
this guy is kinda cute
are you going to the big drink next week?
>>204398285BUN DETECTED??thanks for da beliefI know i will too i am just a loverboy
>>204398296i dont leave my house
Women should be encouraged to isolate and not talk to people when they're on their periods.
>>204398305this is the pov of the sweet treat behind plexiglass and that's me trying to get to it
>>204398319why?
does anyone have the version of this dog that says "I just think it's funny"
Boutta click out on you hoes and make a crime scene
>>204398333Because they're emotional and annoying to deal with when they're on their periods.
my sharkies :D
https://youtu.be/NW0YcO5P3OM?si=juWeZ61-vw1OvUK4>>204398332This is POV: u are my wings in the oven (im staring through thr window)
>>204398341lmfao that's the homophobic dog hold on
>speed metal
feeding birds so much they land on you when you go outside and throw seeds
me? i cannot relate to love songs
>>204398319I think this actually happened in feudal Japan
>>204398349BlahajsWirh boymodersmell...
>>204398355https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlyyJS_iNsQ
you either drink the cum or clean the sheets, it's your choice
>>204398369i need this
>>204398351Aren't those things extremely deadly?
Holy fuck are da loins gona go to OT>>204398374https://youtu.be/gGdGFtwCNBE?si=MDqhwoYfObToMS1GMaybe this is more ur speed sorry if it is anon
>>204398417cute video but dude you know these guys are gonna have some funny comments about that vid
>>204398417aren't those things extremely deadly?
>>204398417that's an ancient song
>>204398413Not if you are just really careful plus he doesnt mean it hes just made that way its not his fault>>204398433*ahem* one is simply aware
*buck breaks you*
>>204398455they are such good mommas
>>204398319Kinda crazy to think how once a month they just pee blood out their vaginas and get emotionalAll considered it's understandable women experience penis envy because everything about their bodies is like a weaker shittier version of ours
DA FUCKING LIONS LFGGGGhttps://youtu.be/sgJXbIP83A8?si=hf8sM-ppkaQ-QjdV>>204398438Anon STOP being scared of everything (yes a tigra could kill your whole family but they dont bc theyre kind)>>204398453Still listen to it all the timr thoI am ancient man
>>204398501this is my type of musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CVsCnxyXg
if we're posting music herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXAAFce3XoU
https://youtu.be/AxFdeZER8Eg?si=tkrArUm6cWHSlqJAThis one puts me to tears sometimes between the lyrics and attached memories :(>>204398531Based i used to dickride radiohead a lot when i was an annoying /mu/ tripfagging teenagerI still think kid a is a contender for best album of all time
>>204398570ciggies did a doomer cover https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrzXW140-HM
i asked chatgpt to tell me about the industrialization of japan, but in the style of jordan belfort's narration in wolf of wall street and it's actually pretty decent.>Narrator: "Enter Commodore Matthew Perry. No, not that Matthew Perry—this guy’s got cannons, and he’s not here to make friends. It’s 1853, and he’s saying, ‘Open up your ports, or we’ll blow them wide open for you.’ Now, Japan’s been closed off for over 200 years, and suddenly this guy shows up demanding a trade deal. They call it 'gunboat diplomacy.' It’s like the mafia coming to your store and saying, ‘Nice place you’ve got here. Would be a shame if something happened to it…’"
https://youtu.be/Zdh6vrm_ySw?si=HavvkcauuvvqevMO>>204398577Absolute vibeI could only listen to some of it and skim the chorus because emotions, but this is a supreme vibe>>204398566Fuckin love alice in chains too anon
>>204398566why did you post this
so you're telling me the devil made these eggs
>>204398100Desert anon, I survived safe and soundI've probably walked like 40 miles todayNever again having that much caffeine The feeling of panic and disassociating feel was like nothing I've ever experienced. I kept alternating between feeling ok to being convinced I was about to have a heart attack
>>204398624it's a song i like that's not from their main catalog of released albums i like sharing music i like
>>204398637glad you're okaydon't do that again
>>204398640yeah riiiiight
>>204398659consider jumping off a bridge
Solved today's strands in record time
I survived. I kinda just goober gobbered the weld but it pressure checked sat so who cares
>>204398684go sit in the air conditioning and have some gatorade you earned it
https://youtu.be/Q29sOLG8xGE?si=2ymTOgQEHnTf6v2bOk im done im gonna watch a vid now>>204398640Nothing wrong with that anon its nice to like things and share things you like>>204398637Holy frici what did u do
Cupcake
Me and who?
>>204398708>Holy frici what did u doI had like 2 pots of coffee and then decided to go on a hike out in the desert
>>204398723what is happening here
>>204398723man that camerawork fooled me for a minute
>>204398668pay me
>>204398305my cat when he wants to go outside
need gf
>>204398742The horses are>>204398767Me too buddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F0oPi6pV-I
drinking milk
>>204398738U are insaneo manNever ever do that againHydrate urself and eat some food and go to bed
>>204398807bottom left is literally me
>>204398803enjoy anon
>>204398803enjoy buddy >>204398807me on the bottom left
>>204398826cute
>>204398821Ur a fella makin ur way
This is literally me btw>>204398829U are also a fella makin ur way
>>204398847never happens. everybody steps over me and grabs whatever lies in front, thus leaving me with nothing
>>204398859red pandas are very cute>>204398870be assertive anon get what's yours
might make a cherry pie in a minute or two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c1BThu95d8
>>204398890Post recipe
>>204398880I fr*cking love them>>204398870Lift hard and train ur soul and become a mammoth monster man that no one can ignore your girth of body and mind
Holy shit, they left me alone in the bar, and it's dead as fuck, what do you want to drink?
>>204398911this was literally (figuratively) my ex
>>204398919Bramble
>>204398911So you try to stick your penis inside of them and make more girls
>>204398919casino anonnnnnnnn!. how's it going bud?
>>204398908hold on i have my moms recipe cards here because i wanted to make her cherry pie specifically
>>204398929No idea what that is, go make it yourself.This place cleared out after the Lions game.
>>204398919Whiskey sour please
>>204398957gin(if I remember right), blackberry syrup, sugar water, I think lemon juice
>>204398946Pretty good, tired tho, my amigo dragged me all over today.Max is cool too.How are you?
The captchas are getting more than a little annoying
>>204398962Easy no problem.>>204398971The closest I can do is a blackberry margarita, so that's what you get.
>>204398908here you go buddy her handwriting is awful so sorry
what the actual fuck is wrong with janny
>>204399010Her handwriting is fine it's perfectly legibleIs that your hand or your mams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17qrBULB59E
>>204399016my mom would never do black polish she's too prim and proper
>>204399010are you gay? why did you apply nail polish?
>>204399010Sounds good, thank you.
>>204399034Lol cute>>204399037I think thats a girl but theres also nothing wrong with that eitherThe most badass motherfucker of all time had purple nails and his name is itachi uchihaI used to make mine teal like sasori of the red sand and had sex with vaginas and was a manly muscle man with a 1300lb pl total
Business idea: gas station that also sells cars and motorcycles
>>204399010sounds like ass
A big crowd of Mexicans just showed up, I'll drink orders canceled for now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgByIpqvkE0
>>204398974>Pretty goodnice to hear that you and max are doing great>How are you?doing just about ok.
I'm more emotionally stable, financially better off, and more successful than 5 years ago but I don't feel happy. I'm never going to be happy.
>>204398890Wait i just realized youre making the pie now not tomorrowSpin its 1130Put that pie crust away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiSfTyrvJlgMY GIRL'S INTHE NEXT ROOMSOMETIMES I WISH IT WAS YOUI GUES WE NEVER REALLY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED OOOOOOOONNNN
Is it true that if you're looking for Bigfoot you shouldn't bring a rifle or any gun because it will know you're armed and will not reveal itself?
>>204399102It doesnt sound like those things bring you joy anonYour hobbies? Are they fulfilling?Its never too late to do what makes you happy>>204399112Fuck
spinster is the janny
>>204399073I can see her nipples...
>>204399147jeez, you horny tardo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J16lInLZRms
>>204399150Maybe the whore should learn to cover up and wear a bra
>>204399159stop being a prude. not wearing a bra does not equal being a whore.
>>204399159Why? Nothing wrong with nips my dude
>>204399147way too much thigh meat coming out of that dress
>>204399169>>204399175> not wearing a bra does not equal being a whore.Dont have any problems with whores and sluts. Maybe you should examine your internalized whore-phobia>Why? Nothing wrong with nips my dudenever said theyre wrong, only that they make my penis hard
>>204399213retard tier strawman
>>204399216Why do you dislike whores? it's a real profession
>>204399244Try using a dictionary next time. I am not the one who has an apparent disdain for women unlike you, who addresses women using a derogatory word. Call them women.
>>204399277What's derogatory about calling a whore a whore?
>>204399289You called a woman a whore. You don't truly know if she's a whore.
>>204399277>derogatory>whoreThere's that whore/slut-phobia again.... There's nothing wrong with either. You need to examine your biases
>>204399303Please try constructing a lucid strawman next time.
hip is in extreme pain atm
>>204399347why?
damn why is everyone arguing suddenly
>>204399317There's nothing wrong with being a whore, so there's nothing wrong with being called one>You called a woman a whore. You don't truly know if she's a whoreIf you're walking around without a bra, you're a whore/slut looking for attention But I do appreciate it and think more women should do it.
>>204399347take some tylenol hope you get better soon buddy try to take it easy for a bit >>204399363otner
>>204399381>you're a whore/slut looking for attentionUMMMM PROOF?
Pls play l4d with me
nothing wrong with whores
>>204399404sorry. it's nearly bed time for me
I would kill everyone in this thread for some honey roasted almonds
*falls out of the ceiling into your bedroom*
>>204399450i would not be surprised if my neighbor did this
>>204399404what is that flag?
>>204399462bangladesh
>>204399426can you spare me though>>204399450my bedroom is on the top floor so you must have come from the attic
>>204399420Add me so we can play tomorrowhttps://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199165795013/
>>204399450watcha doin down there? come back up
>>204399381Why assume she's a whore? Even Mary the Mother of God showed skin, and she died a virgin (not counting Yahweh)
should I make a cup of coffee and smoke a cigarette outside and sip coffee?
posting any women triggers the janny gender dysphoria
>>204399518by his definition, his own mother is a whore since she walks around the bathroom, before and after showering, naked. kek
i keep having dreams where I get shot in the head in the middle of robbings at like banks and stores and shit
Heh
>>204399545>his own mother is a whore since she walks around the bathroom, before and after showering, naked.You just outted your own mother as a whore lol. Mine has never ]done that ever
>>204399604>his mom showers with her clothes onyour lardass mom probably has mold growing in between her flaps
>>204399595These brainlets won't know what LD50 means
>>204399616A fat woman is a chaste woman. A landwhale is guaruntteed to be pure. You're just digging your own hole deeper. Just how big of a whore is your mom?
>>204399617Isn't it anal bum cover
>>204399654>A landwhale is guaruntteed to be pure>he doesn't knowoh no no no no.
What the ultimate easy work, high pay job?
>>204399278So true. It's a shame that Gagmeat is holding us hostage, by not agreeing to vote non-confidence on the government. He's going to waste his Opposition Day, on making a stink about abortion.
>>204399682porn
>>204399518>she died a virgin2000 year old simping! Joseph was a cuck, raising some other man's child.
>>204399682
>>204399682>>204399716Specifically, camwhore. As long as you're attractive, and have a mild amount of charisma to milk all the simps, you'll be rich.Turns out that most of the simps for things like camwhores and OFs, are disabled people. Mental and physical disabilities.
All I do is study and watch movies
>>204399755Portfolio management?I guess
>>204399772All I do is fail and suffer.
>>204399786
why are sluts sperging out in this thread? go away nobody cares
>>204399806Gays are sperging not sluts
>>204399815well gays should shut their yaps cause nobody cares
>>204399805I wish.
scared and tired
>>204399815>gays>not slutsNo such thing.
My name is López btw if that matters at all
>>204399474why haven't u added me yet>>204399772What movies do u watch
>>204399883cum con sex or sexo con cum?
>>204399883No one asked, Jennifer. You're not still from the block.
>>204399874what's going on buddy
Dude on the left of me was a righty, dude on the right to me was a lefty, they start getting into it verbally . Then one of them asked me my views, I said my views are too extreme to be spoken in public and went out for a smoke.I think this means don't flush the toilet paper.
>>204399930i think it's asking patrons to not flush sanitary products
>>204399886Horror movies
I hear strange sounds in the distance
>>204399945They called toilet paper papel hygenico, so you're probably right. Adobada tacos, pork
>>204400011I'm white this is too spicy for me
>>204399993me on the right
>>204400010Pendejo
>>204400020It wasn't really any spice on it, that's why they have several different types of sauces and things you can put on them.
>>204400064oh dear
>>204400020the base itself has no spice. they give salsas/onions/lemons on the side which you add to vary to flavor.
>>204400052Mexican food makes me poop oooohhhh it's too spicy 4 me oooooohhhhh no papi please
the one in the red silky dress was a 6ft tranny.
>>204400084Hello my fellow white man
>>204400085It's not spicy at all until you put stuff on it, maybe the real Mexican here can explain it to you.I burned a joint as I walked along here, it was kind of dead, just a few tourists.
>>204400085lol
I'm so white and frail omgawd I need milk oh gee willikers what the heck guys?
>>204400123i say this and do this
sex with latino twinks
>>204400064Santa's "far right" phase.
>>204400123Milk is delicious and I'll ask you not to defame it so
>>204400123I'm taking bets on how dark of skin this anon has.
>>204400229i love boiled peanuts i'll eat them until i get sick
>>204400227same guy btw -> >>204400085>>204400020
OHHHHH GEE WIZ IM SO WYTE AND PINK AND FRAIL SOMEONE SAVE MEEEEEEEE
Gee willikers
talked to another girl at the bus stop today well she started talking to me. i found out she was 17 so i wasnt too upset this time about not asking her for her instagram or phone number
https://youtu.be/R3pZxwNtrXI
Timmy be like>HEY GUYS, this girl was TALKING TO ME OHHHHH GEEEE WILLIKERS >Turned HER down though I'm so sigma
hello
i am in no position to turn down girls but i am also in no position to ask a girl on a date
I hope it snows soon
>>204400229lil angel
>>204400515If it ain't snowing I ain't showing
>>204400509>i am in no position to turn down girlsHow many have asked you and you turned them down?
Do you ever feel motivation to do something productive but then not do anything and just sit in your chair for hours?
>>204400628every day
>>204400576maybe 3 maybe 5 none in the last 6-8 years
>>204400647So none then.
Bitch I'm feeling like 2 chainz truuuuuuueeeee
>>204400654it was at least 4 who cares if it happened when i was a pip squeak i used to have game young brotha
feels like my knee and shin have shatteredfucking sciatica
>>204400488what's up buddy>>204400515me too
>>204400628I always need everything to be JUST right, the perfect moment before I start anything. And as we all know the perfect moment never comes.
>>204400628pretty much all the time it does feel nice to be done with your productivity it makes relaxing feel less guilty
>>204400628i've learned to emotionally slap myself out of this. i'd rather do something terribly or half-assed than not at all.
I'm about to crash out
>>204400976what is gonna cause your crash out
>>204400998My own mental illness
>>204401026yeah that's realjust manage how you can for right now, short term calming things, you don't have to catastrophically crash out and blow up your whole life tonight
>>204400878Does spinster look like that and do that
My current workout regime is going to end up giving me a muscular chest and arms but still a big flabby belly. Fuck core workouts are so boring I don't want to deal with it!
>>204401290i need to start working out i want tone i don't want to be flabby i need to do squats
>>204400345>>204400384>>204400123>>204400467>
>>204401300Get in the routine now before you get older and it becomes much harder to start
>>204401342it's almost my bed time and i don't know where to start so i won't retain information well right nowi'll ask here tomorrow there's a lot of work out people here that can help me, obviously i don't wanna lift weights and get muscley i just want tone and definitionit sounds dumb but when i liked working out because it meant i could eat more calories that day, sweet treats are a very powerful motivator for me
>>204401379That's not real
and people think i'm a janitor
>>204401300>i need to do squatsYeah you really do
gonna smoke this dart and walk to the gas station you niggas want anything?
>>204401553get me some fags
good night
if i was a janitor
>>204401707hey u can apply right now!
Another mighty morning. I'm gonna live here.
that FDR guy was a real dupe
>>204401707How fast you can reply, is your application.Clean it up, janny. Or are you too busy grooming children on your discords?
>>204402056scrub scrub
>>204402087>DQYou have been rejected for doing your job too fast. You make the other jannies look bad. Gay porn must stay up for hours, while all political posts must be dealt with on regular intervals.
Need bpd hello kitty girl to step on my cock and tell me to stop whining
>>204402133
I wonder what the non-sleeping canadian boys are doing rn
Imagine if reddit and chan mandated weight and testosterone requirements for their mods
>>204402316why would I care what reddit is doing
>El Salvador’s Bitcoin Bet Pays Off – El Salvador, the pioneer nation in adopting Bitcoin BTC/USD as a legal tender, has seen an 81% return on its investment. According to Spotonchain data, the country’s strategic Bitcoin investments, spearheaded by President Nayib Bukele, have yielded gains of $24.54 million. Since November 18, 2022, El Salvador has been purchasing one bitcoin daily at an average price below $42,000.
gin, huh?
arcane is so pog
miss boxy tvs
>>204403355Scotch (tomorrow evening) perhaps
patty melt on rye
Hi! Can any dear Unitedstatesian tell why despite the age of consent being 16-18 depending on a state everybody in social media etc. says that 18 is the age? It's because of Cauliflowernia innitAnd btw this type of thinking is americanizing our youth and now zoomettes think it's 18, despite being 15 in Poland.
you on the left
>>204404829I hope she pegs and hatefucks the sit out of me
>>204404855the sit?
>>204404919not deliberate spelling but I think it is also true if you think about it
any sexy mamacitas?
>>204404694Yeah California and Florida probably have a loud voice.
from the land to the seasyou can suck on deez
This job sucks so badI sit in my office for 8 hours and have maybe 1 hour of shit to do
>>204406805You're working today?
>>204407905Yeah
>>204408096Disrespectful to those who lost their lives for Israel
Spent the last 3 hours gooning to reddit cope threads
>>204408746>for IsraelIt's for all veterans of every war. I don't really get the "for Israel" thing anyway, we've been doing this exact thing since well before us-israel relations were good, and they haven't been shy about handling the problems a us intervention supposedly would for them on their own
>>204408969>he goes to redditI've always found the people that cry reddit the most are themselves redditors
>>204408746I denounce the talmud and hate satan + the antichrist
>>204409020what about people who cry about people who cry about redditors
Anytime Cowboy
>>204409245Those people are cool
is we going to get another stimulus check
>>204409535I doubt it. The economic soft landing has started but it won't be realized for most people for a few years
>>204409567>soft landingIt's been there for a while. Inflation has been down, unemployment is low, stocks are improving, etc. Not perfect but not a disaster.
The bible says its a sin to call somebody a fool
>>204409147based
Billy the kid was an incel
>>204408969based salt miner
>>204409749Does it actually? I thought there were lots of fools in that book
>>204409936>Then Jesus said, “Whoever says, 'You fool,' shall be guilty enough to go into fiery hell” (Matthew 5:22c)
>>204398802Song sucks
Bros my power steering is leaking from a fitting. Very gay, will have to drain and clean the fitting and inlet then refill and bleed again
Banned from /sp/ :/
>>204406805i'm also at toil with fuck all to do
>>204410287what did you do?
>>204410939I had 1 jobbin 3 hours so far today. Toom me 6 minutes
A week and a half of no cooming I get this weird tingling feeling down there
>>204410975Mentioned the scene in the Stephen King's It where they have a gangbang
>>204411296keep going, at around 2.5 weeks it gets even stronger
>>204411745>>204411745New
