Prev >>204398100Barn edition
So, uhhh is everyone still banned? Dead /cum/
>https://www.4chan.org/janitorapp>election finishes>suddenly begging for more jannies to do it (for free)A real brain-scratcher
Taking a poop
>>204411805It's inch resting because I have the day off and nothing to do
I hate how uncomfortable I get around beautiful women
Gm /cum/mers
I had to laugh (Go),itkept me fromcryin' (Go)Said it was all good,but I was lyin' (Lyin')Stood on my ten and Ididmytime (My ten)Idone seen allthese niggas switch sides (Yeah)
brake lights were a great invention
rap battle in the hood
>>204411846ACK!!!!
>>204412341>yet another White male invention/discoveryThank you White people
>>204412485shut up polbrain
>>204412533you are hereby sentenced to have no brake lights until you apologize to White people. You WILL get in a car crash as a result of this.
>>204412650I almost never use my brakes unless stopping completely. Nobody has ever hit me
Buenas dias
>>204411745https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXnJqYwebF8
Just jorked my hog
hello
I get matches on apps but am too afraid to even say hi so they time out.I am 27.
>>204413362if it makes you feel better there's like a 99% chance they would have not replied or stopped talking shortly after
In my senior year of uni I discovered I had to take a first year bio course (somehow got lost in my transfer) and I absolutely wrecked the curve in the class. I took a tab of acid 2 hours before the final and I was so sweaty by the time I was done I saw the shimmering of my desk and it looked like a puddle. I ended up getting 100% and went to the beach right after and ate the greatest ice cream cone I had ever fucking had in my life.
I have vodka and whiskey but need more club soda. Got some cans of seltzer but you can't reseal those
i am indian
>>204413656condolences
>>204413656by staying in India, you are automatically better than the ones that go abroad. Kind of like Mexicans.
>>204413656uh oh
All the advice from my therapist is the same from the manosphere it's just in a less cavemanesque way like 15 minutes of getting your heartbeat up or avoiding blue light before night time
>>204413793>avoiding blue light before night timeThis is a meme btw
>>204413656grim
>>204413793the truth is, there is no fixing it
You haven't considered the drastic lengths i will go to in order to escape poverty. I'm not afraid of death..
>>204413833>drastic lengths>Sandy Hook webmGlownigger?
>>204413440Similar thing happened to me except it was a bullshit second year philosophy of art class and I forgot to do the final essay Prof liked my submission so much he gave me the equivalent of a 170% on the paper which gave me a 60% on the final after late deductions lolGot a B- in it beside my A+ in the same professor's graduate seminar on the philosophy of mathematics
>>204413793Another "i only listen to basic logic when it comes from someone i paid 300 dollars to tell me because i didnt trust it when it was free" retardI hate you people
>>204413928Therapy is like $20
>>204413877He is a retarded pedo obsessed with a child that was killed thereIgnore him, he'll be in a bad mood for a while because he's quit smoking weed and is trying to get rich quick off crypto
I don't think I've ever gone to the opposite side of my county
>>204413983>get rich quick off crypto
>>204413656same
>>204413889Philosophy should've ended with the eleatics, or at least with plato's dialogue about them
>>204413833>>204413877CT MENTIONED
according to nature my ass, bitch we're this mess because of nature
>>204414014Yes, he's retarded. I'm looking forward to the fallout from his "investment strategies" lmao
I was born in Jewnnecticut
>>204414096I'll be sure to keep you up to date regardless of outcome. I'm only invested in Amazon, nvidia, and btc currently
>>204414129Congrats Trydarius DeShawne
my favorite part of the week is when i post whatever stupid biology thing im obsessed with that day on /sci/ and just ask 'why are they like that?'already did fungus, the virus thread is coming along nicely too
we went from johnny knoxville to johnny somali
> keep making bad decisions> all my problems are entirely my own fault
Ever since I started wearing blue light filtering glasses or whatever I stopped having headaches. It was more of an accident that I found out because I was just borrowing my friend's glasses and we have the same prescription.
>>204414286
>>204414242>johnny somaliI hope the Based Gookchads throw him in jail for at least a decade
>>204414196Brilliant strategy devised after a thousand hours listening to finance textbooks You'll escape poverty in no time lmfao
I only wear glasses when driving. Such cases
>>204414286>blue light filtering glasseshttps://www.sciencefocus.com/news/blue-light-filtering-lenses-dont-workFurther reading:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Placebo
>>204414354same
>>204414271it's okay
>>204414416You see, in Haiti drinking that much clean water is a huge flex. Nigga had to step out and show sum frfr
>>204414271Hence my drinking
>>204414416lol what was he staring at
>>204414340Yes. I sold tesla on Friday instead of riding profit. Something the books I've been reading specifically state not to do. Investing is a learning experience. I'm trying to play it as safe as I possibly can. Also, changing daily routine: not spending money on myself and quit smoking etc.
>>204414503which books?
>>204414503good luck retard
>>204414593Essentials of Investments [with Standard & Poor's Bind-In Car...And the current book I'm reading The New Trading for a Living: Psychology, Discipline, Trading Tools and Systems, Risk Control, Trade Management
listening to text to speech from your android phone is not "reading"
>>204414206Blacker than you Ibrahim
>>204414664Thanks. When I get rich I'll come smoke you out :D
Do teachers always talk like spergs or do they talk normal outside the class
>>204414753Boobs
>>204414753woooah boobersmillky truck
>>204414750lol
what the fuck is wrong with him
>>204414753they're normal people
>>204414822that pussy don't lie
I cashed out 90% of my longs in June and shan't be buying anything other than t-bills until the FFR is back to 2% or some nothinburger compels them to a new QE feast.Don't trust myself to trade during a fed pivot, don't care how exuberant the market gets tbqhwu
im too retarded to delve into stocks/trading
Ugh shit shit sucks so bad.
>>204414957Sometimes I just want to hug you
feeling depressed, convince me not to buy an iPad and a retroid pocket 5 today
>>204414823>they're normal peopleYeah they really aren't...
>>204414822Humiliation ritual
>>204414996In a non gay bro way.
>>204415076lol
>>204415076it's a subset of people. this follows the normal curve, so most teachers are normal aka the middle hump. on the extremes you have teachers lik in your pic but again, since this is a normal curve, there are far fewer people on either extremes. since social media is an echo chamber, you only get to hear from the extremes since it's more polarizing
>>204415212Flawed premise because teacher's aren't a randomly distributed population. Weirdos are drawn to this profession for a variety of reasons.
>>204415300But they are since we are in a natural system and don't have an external agent
>>204414384It's not a placebo because I never knew about it. That's also not a complete study. Plus I was also staring at computers screens for at least 10-12 hours a day, so I'm inclined to believe that blocking out even 10% of that light, regardless if it's blue or not, probably had an impact on headaches and eye strain. But I am interested in getting glasses with anti-glare coating now, and if I get that I don't think I can get the filter with it.
>>204415428>hmm there are a lot of black people at this Popeye's establishment>America must be 85% black because this random sample of customers here is!Flawed reasoning innit
>>204414503Terrible gimmick
>>204415483>comparing a single restaurants demographics to the entire continental US strawman
Welp, guess I can be stabilized on detox this Christmas. I hope I won't be very alone for that. I have this childhood borne will for very basic social harmony, in which I'll always be disappointed. But alone I cannot deal with having to set my feelings aside.
Feel like going for a run
>>204415438>That's also not a complete study.It's literally more complete than the initial studies that made the claims about blue light in the first place. Point is they do nothing at all. They barely even filter out the blue light, which from digital devices is negligble anyways. People with genuine photophobia need special glasses that noticeably reduce all light, not just the blue meme. It's another marketing gimmick tbqh
it's over
>>204415549>comparing a heavily skewed professions demographics to the entire continental USflawed reasoning, hence why these characters are so common
>>204415831https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaqoQr-aCtQ
3 more hours of work with nothing to doCan't wait to hear back tomorrow from the other place i interviewed with.
>>204415831Whats, over?
Why is cum so slow is today not a holiday or something?
>chat, how do I get my beard to grow ?
>>204416178>post-election troon suicides>some anons still b&>Monday, still kinda early for the non-Eastern Timezone chads>actually is a holiday in some parts of Leafland todayAnd so forth
not posting in /cum/ out of respect for our fallen soldiers
>>204416178Its a holiday but im wageing
You guys ever been at those fairs where someone is talking shit, saying your dick is small and you have no gf, and you try and hit a target to get them to fall in a tub of acid? We don't have those here. Must be fun.
>>204416409Based overtime enjoyer
>>204416435A dunk tank? Yes I was the dunkee
>>204416519So you were talking all that shit? Did anyone dunk you? What were your chirps like?
>>204416540I didn't say anything but I'm an irritating person irl so it's not surprising I was picked
>>204416178morning cum is usually slow
>>204416316>post-election troon suicidesOh no
>>204416570But that makes you a victim then. You can't get dunked without talking shit.
>>204416607Tis past noon thougheverbeit
>>204416661yeah but it's usually slow
>>204414706none of that shit is going to make you any money
>>204416632Being annoying irl. It was in high school so it wasn't strangers
>>204416661It's 9:46 in the morning dum dum
>>204416610there were a few anons who were unironically very very upset with the results kek, added to the seethe folder
would like to talk about it but don't feel like getting banned
>get voicemail to call the place back I was applying for>the number doesnt work, even with a +1 added in front of the area codethe fuck do I do now?
>>204416435no but i went to a ren faire one time and they had a similar thing where you throw tomatoes at some guy in a stockade while he insults you
>>204416879Find their general number online and call back through there instead
>>204416879are you just calling the number that left the voicemail? Maybe it's an extension or something, but I would just look up some other number, like from the internet
>>204416865I simply disrespect the dumb jannies
I could have gotten a nice shot of Angie's booty but you faggoritos don't deserve it
>>204417066Fair enough but my ban evading days are overCouldn't get past the 900 s cooldown on mobile data so I just avoid getting banned nowProbably will stop posting altogether eventually since this site is somehow even worse than before their anti spam measures
>>204417154>Couldn't get past the 900 s cooldown>not just using throwaway emails to get verifiedNGMI
The janitor works days and nightsThe janitor sacrifices all forms of social contactThe janitor sacrifices any chance at loveThe janitor sacrifces any chance of making a fortune and instead works hard to make their $0.00/hourAll for the love of 4chan
>>204415720It's pretty interesting how it caught on though. Something similar happened with sunscreen about the claims that it prevent/reduces skin cancer. A study in Sweden found out there was no noticeable increase in skin cancer due to wearing sunscreen or not.
>>204411745horse
>>204417200I don't care enough anymore My 4chan days are over18 years was a good run I think
CAUSE IM JUST A TEENAGE DIIIRTBAG BAAAAAAYBEEEEYEAH, I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG, BABYLISTEN TO IRON MAIDEN, BABY
making ropa vieja
>>204415438Just turn the red light filter on Every operating system has it built in now
Going to smack the fuck out my meat in the gym shower after shoulders today(Its a private stall this post is not brianesque)
>>204417276It's >LISTEN TO IRON MAIDEN, BABY, WITH ME
>>204417332ewwww
America is simply the main character of the world history. What's even more kino is that their dad is the previous main character of history, whom they rebelled against. Wypipo really have the best lore.
Thinking of eating nothing for lunchThoughts?
I just found out that 4chan is only like 2 months newer than myspace
They have a drink here called the monkey fucker, banana and chocolate something
Imagine this>wake up on a breezy autumn day in your average size town suburban house>get ready and get in your truck>go to your conservative white gf's house to pick her up for your date>you go to the autumn fair>you dunk the fat dude at the dunk tank first try>you win a plushee for your gf at the shooting game>after you're done having fun you go to Buc-ee's>mess around in the store and grab some funny snacks>you go on a drive hooning a bit, enjoying snacks and music>stop at a secret look out spot to hold hands and make out>then go to your boy's place for dinner and board games + sportsOr something.
>>204417532>>go to your conservative white gf's houseyou lost me
>imagine this no
>>204417322I already have the glasses so :PPP::::: i guess. I added the thing about anti glare but forgot to include I'm getting it more to see whether or not I actually need the light filter. I don't use computers too often anymore so I don't think it'll matter. Plus the red filter is ugly
>>204417532I do most of this but Buc-ee's is not special
I spent $50 on tickets for my parents but left them on the printer then they bought their ownI feel like drinking and it's not even 5pm
>>204417706too late to resell them?
>>204417435uma
Could really go for one of those shitty $5 hotdogs the Mexicans sell outside of stadiums
>>204417532>go to Buc-ee'sGrim
ATTENTION: THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
>>204417780this is unironically almost all of the anons here who complain about >tfw no gf
>>204417532i dont have a gf
>>204417817where do I meet women
>>204417717Yeah I need a drink
>>204417788**spanks your bummy**
>>204417853How old are you
>>20441792530
>>204417928Thailand (or Philippines)
>>204417853work, church, bars/clubs
>>204417961every bar Ive been too was 80% men
>>204417979tried speaking to the 20% female population at those bars?
um???
>>204418018they were with their bfs
>>204417959How about Thighland and they have white women with nice thighs
>>204417979All the women are at gay bars unironically because they are tired of being preyed upon
>>204418032pretty sure there must've been at least 1 single lady
>>204418070last time it was an extremely obese woman
He ignored my answer because it was an easy solution btw
>>204418086grim
mlady
>>204418092IM not getting a ladyboy, homo
Gonna eat some of the way too cheesy baked ziti I made three days ago for dinner
>>204418134>this stupid memeThey are like 1% of the population at most, it is very obvious they are men and nobody except closeted homos does the "haha I couldn't tell so it's not gay I had sex in the hotel for money haha" bit
im watching penguinz0
>>204417780khhv?
asian women are also ugly
For every sexless guy there’s a stinky femcel waiting for her prince
>>204417602You gay?>>204417694Based but also check your Buc-ee's privilege.>>204417769Buddy you're canadian.>>204417840Imagine you had one.
>>20441797980% men and 80% older than 30. My main bar is 100% older than 30, I got a recommendation for a "younger scene" bar and went there only to see older people everywhere once again.>>204417780this is true but i could not tell you where i should be going outside, it's NOT bars. Cafes have been looking better but girls are usually working on their laptops on assignments which is not a great time to strike a conversation>>204418295they're all fat
>>204418328>Imagine you had one.im a volcel
>>204418236Disagree, this could be (you) rn if (you) were more openminded
>>204418360You can still practice scenarios in your head.
>>204418396no. it's pointless and retarded
>asian women are also ug-
>>204418412Okay then just give up and die alone and stop bothering us if you just wanna bitch and not do anything
>>204418295Does our resident femcel still post here?
>>204418412So you just don't dream at all?
Im completely incapable of breaking the ice and Im sure I'd be a complete bore even if we started talkingit has never been more over
>>204418524maybe he has aphantasia
loud is funny
>>204418543just get a passport and start thirdie-maxxing. You niggas are all excuses no action
>>204418619I want a gf from MY country, you mong.
>>204418482i haven't bothered you all tho. >>204418524avoid dreaming since i soon realize how pointless it turns out
I fucking need vodka
>>204418671You don't just get lost in your dreams on your own? Or you do and you immediately stop it when you realize like no dreaming allowed.
>>204418642The whole world belongs to America, you mong. NO EXCUSES
>>204418709not really. i end up uncomfy since i realize it's all fantasy land
>>204418489yeah
>>204418752Me personally? I go by ASID. Always stuck in dreamland.
horse
>>204414271Just make good decisions ig.
>>204417272I'll miss you bud
good afternoon
*is a rat in a cage*i watch the corn dance
>>204419048Bun
>>204418993Thanks man let's be honest I won't leave until I get a serious ban or this place becomes unusable one way or another
>>204418367
Can't drink until at least 10 pm tonight because of stuff going on
Why aren't you buying?
>>204419075crochet possum>>204419099that's probably for the best
Miscegenation is disgusting lol
>>204417853It's a mystery you'll never crack
>>204419120Don't know how desu
>>204416406poppies
>>204419120It's a meme
>>204419136Paypal
>>204419077Very near unusable but a few dedicated retards keep coming back and being alright so I'm stuck too.
>>204419120>having money to invest
>>204419206>dedicated retards keep coming back and being alrightKtim>>204419183Think it's a bit more complicated than that Also >>204419231
>medical assistant-gynecology
business idea: hit the out of pocket limit with ambulance rides to the blood and sperm bank
>>204419120buying the 4chan pass (place i was at previously was rangebanned or something) permanently put me off ever buying crypto. it was such a fucking hassle
>>204419231This is why we stay poor. We've already been priced out before we enter a position. And then you get scalped by commission fees. If you don't have (a lot) of money, it's an uphill to wealth with many pitfalls. I'm sure you're already aware of that, though.
>>204418809If it were up to me I would force all stinky femcels and incels to be couples
>>204419256I'm invested a little over 4k btc I've made like 90.00 so far today
if you pay $1700 out of $17000 and that $17K is the limit for your out of pocket then you can get a lot more than what you paid in for getting rid of it. maybe you can also get extra rewards like drugs
>>204419299i care a lot more about being priced out of ever owning a home more than i care about being priced out of internet toontown jellybean currency
>the exciting world of Retail
>>204419333Okay Doesn't change that you're a demented freak though Nothing will ever change that, it's too late for you
me and who
>>204419349Smart man. You're probably young. Some of us don't have the time
seventeen hundered
>>204419328where can i read femcel posts? femcel communities?
>>204419376She's a very freaky girl
>>204419416Crystal cafeProbably mostly incels and ttannies now
>>204419416>>>/r9k/Crystal CafeTumblrTwitterThose lolcow redditsubs
femcels dont exist. Fat women exist. If you are female and not fat, men will talk to you or try to date you.
>>204419123Bootiful
>>204419381Literally us no homo tho (im literally cinnamoroll irl)
>>204419480Men try to date fat women all the time. I have seen morbidly obese women with normal or fit men on social media. And I mean like their regular accounts.
Ancient femcel
>>204419547stop conflating what you see on social media with reality
>>204419120Overbought. Expect a big correction since there was literally an election. Buying now is gambling /catching a falling knife
>>204419558lmfao i really like this picture
>>204419566That was literally me tho
>>204419480There are genuine femcels but the ratio to male incels is probably 1/100,000
>>204419558>no frenchtbk
>>204419558>no hebrewsThings would be better if everyone had this attitudeI can't prove it, but it's true
>>204419566>(s)he doesn't knowGrim
>>204419558>Can "dance" all night Heh
>>204419691
i'm bored do you guys wanna do something
>>204419780no
>>204419780Yeah we can share music.
>>204419780So desperately80 minutes of work and then we can go build with blocks if you want.
>>204419819someone got mad at me for doing this yesterday >>204419827do you wanna play scribble game
>>204419780Slaving away at gymberg rn them chiropractor my schedule is FILLED
>>204419736SAN ANTONIO MENTIONED
>>204419866Why do you care about anyone getting mad Tell them to eat shit, we have fucking gay porn spammers in here ffs
>>204419887oh okay well be careful don't hurt yourself
i love liberals they are so quirky
>>204419866I can't now. I have to look busy if my boss comes by
>>204419780Let's play dice
>>204419866So? Fuck that dude lmaohttps://youtu.be/N6uEMOeDZsA?si=fdTRp5Zv40LjVJ4K
>>204419908>we have fucking gay porn spammers in here ffsIt's one guy (brian)
>>204419908i know but i don't want anyone to dislike me there's a lot of things i don't say or post so people don't get upset
>>204419920The ketchup one always gets me. So zoomer-coded.
here in the republic of serbia we say living father - dead capital
>>204419913Finishing up gona watch reno 911 on the assault bike then give myself a whore bath>>204419921Boi tee lay me rn i got 5 on it
>>204419866Tell them they can catch this fade. Unless you were posting bad music though. Me for example I only post good music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MiODSPA32g
>>204419974What does that mean
>>204419960Fuck that be a confident girly queen fuck them niggasBecome the beast you worship
>>204419960>i know but i don't want anyone to dislike me there's a lot of things i don't say or post so people don't get upsetThe true foid mentality here. Just bee yourself
>>204419921i don't know how but okay>>204419981why not take a real bath
I used to live in El Segundo and I knew this guy who always tried to be cool and he would call the city "Gundo"
post panda memes
>>204420026Bc im going to my chiropractor in 30 minutes i dont have timeId teach you how to tee lay dice but its a lot to type out its easier to show people irl
>>204420047This is the kinda joke Brian and Stewie would say in present day Family Guy (Brian is the tryhard uncool guy)
i love eating oats so much
>>204420099I used to make so much gains off of oats but now I can't.
>>204420099Based and same
>>204419960Just use common sense and don't be obnoxious but there isn't anything wrong with sharing music. People will complain about anythingSend me a banger now
test
>>204419721LOL
>>204420144uhh janny, he's ban evading again
im not ban evading but that post wasnt me
Is it a bird? Yup.Is it a train? No.I hit me a right on El Segundo
If california secedes I'll paint an american flag on my general lee tell ya hwut
>>204420126https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiABQTkAYwE
>>204420227damn look at the futuristic skyline
>>204420228what does this mean? where do you live, do you like the union or confederacy?
>>204420228why would we secede?
dibs on IL
>>204420269none of your business
>>204420337:( probably based unless youre from CA
>>204420247Spinster-core
>>204411745haha. funy horse :)
>>204420384lel
>>204420460>>204420460>>204420460
>>204420228What does California seceding even mean? It becoming it's own country?
drank too much caffeine im having anxiety and heart palpitations
