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ok you can post now, thanks for showing respect
>>204371441Good thread. I DARE janny to raise his hand against this thread.
they are so sore
do scarecrows work?
What if they want to go on holiday with all their friends and family? :D
and the most tragic part, for me?when we were going through our 'breakup' and she was still living here and we were being civil there were times where i genuinely thought we'd be okay like we slept in the same bed together every night and went out places we cuddled on the sofa and watched UP togethershe randomly came up to me in the kitchen and hugged me from behind told me she still loved me went out to the pub to watch the footy and showed physical affection holding my arm and stuff then one day she just clicked and said she had a flat viewing elsewhere and turned to being really nasty to me and that was it
Had half a bag of salad from the shops with a use-by date three days from now Didn't smell bad, but my tummy feels a little funny :(
nah, if I’m not on leave I still have to be logged onto work and pretend I’m here and doing stuff. I’m off from Xmas til after new year and won’t even THINK about work. That’s the benefit of having it off
>>204372973that's fair enough then
>>204372999nnn has me wanting to wank that off
>>204372984she's moved on to bigger and blacker things
i am going to die alone in some raggedy public hospital agonising over all the things i wanted to do in my life but didn't
>>204373021ya don't know that mate
>>204373009it's so quiet though it's basically like being off.
what's for lunch today then lads?
the thomas the tank engine theme goes so hard
>>204372984she’s met someone else, not a troll it happens a lot, it changes a women’s mind on things
do they still sell bass ale anywhere
>>204373037facts
very nice weather today, got a nice breeze rn
>>204373021Mental how common thisWent to see my grandad in hospital a few weeks ago and he was the only one on his ward who was getting visitorsOne was practically dead and two others were literally asking to be allowed to starve to death
>>204373034I know what you’re saying but I don’t want basically being off, I want to not think about work at all over the entire period and is what I’ll be doing
>>204373021Believe a girl, you will regret it; if you do not believe her, you will also regret it; if you believe a girl or you do not believe her, you will regret both; whether you believe a girl or you do not believe her, you will regret both. If you hang yourself, you will regret it; if you do not hang yourself, you will regret it; if you hang yourself or you do not hang yourself, you will regret both; whether you hang yourself or you do not hang yourself, you will regret both. This is the sum of all practical wisdom.
>>204373052dont know sorry
>>204373013
>>204373041its a possibility but i really don't think so and thats not being naive
>>204373013you’d tongue that arsehole wouldn’t you
>>204373081what was the official reason(s) she gave you for leaving?
Were I to wish for anything I would not wish for wealth and power, but for the passion of the possible, that eye which everywhere, ever young, ever burning, sees possibility. Pleasure disappoints, not possibility.
>>204373126reckon you've got a point there
>>204373126Was just saying this down the pub
The best part about making some friends is that /brit/ is 10x more enjoyable now because it's no longer my parasocial friend groupI don't give a fuck if spaintwat or commiemong are shitting up the threads, because this isn't my one safe space anymoreIt's all just bants lads
>>204372984>we cuddled on the sofa dont know why they do this after breaking up its evil
amazing how they pop up out of nowhere
>>204373126bro think he giving a speech in Lord of the rings
>>204373126
>>204373068mutual relationship really. You need us so you have the manpower to book AL, and we need you to be off to make it quiet.
>>204373121Seeking a "reason" for someone leaving you is a bad idea. It's never just one thing, and any reasons given will probably just be frustrating
>>204373144the hidden beauty of /brit/, the lads who are only sometimes here do not take it as seriously as the lads who live here and are able to wind them up something rotten
any good godard films on mubi?
just a chat room this isn't it
getting bored of wanking
>>204373144I feel like you're not getting enough out of your friendships if they best thing about them is that they make brit better
>>204373212shut up
>>204373196Are you waiting for godard?
>>204373184hi mate thanks for the input however I was talking to someone else about what his gf said to him cheers tho
>>204373121That i wasn't treating her very nicely which is somewhat true, I had been being a bit of a cunt lately but nothing to justify thisalso claimed I was stopping her going out with friends and stuff. She knew I didn't like her going out drinking and stuff but I didn't stop her. Basically I'm a bit of a boring cunt and don't like going out drinking late and stuff, and she discovered that she liked doing that with her mates. Shes a bit younger than me so I guess thats what she wants to do
>>204373196i don't watch that hack's films
>>204373212Bro is quibbling semantic style
>>204373223who
making a change today
>>204373228ok
>>204373149yeah its cruelwe had nice passionate sex still as well
>>204373243you wont
mouse = lil timmyhow symbolic
>>204373242Or rather... Godot! Haha
>>204373263odd incel
>>204373263>>204373243Bit late in the day for all this, go to bed
YOURE OUT OF DATA
blackies stole asuka's amazon deliveries
i heard the story of the race wars in britain. how're they going?
lovely peaceful day this
ruined my proverbial life
>>204373294fuck up wog
>>204373274
>>204373303Please refrain from making statements that might tarnish the good reputation of Australian posters
>>204373277just don't think people who say out loud they need to change something will do it, people of action just do it don't they
something gay this way comes
>>204373226You will learn from it, I’m also guilty of treating people who meant the most to me badly in my younger years. It’s a bitter pill to swallow when they leave and you won’t be over it for a while. If she wants to go out drinking all the time there’s nothing you can do, it’s her choice to make and a young women wants to enjoy herself and it brings excitement and new people in to her life. Sorry mate, this is a tale as old as time this breakup, happens to lots of people just that way.
>>204373324didnt read
>>204373327*Wiggles up to you*
second poo of the day here I come
rorke just wanna dance ~~~
>>204373323i'm NOT going to australia i'm NOT hosting australian people in my country if that is a thing. enjoy your cangaroo homelettes instead of delicious italian cousine
no good cams on
>>204373378What did you say fuck me for
>>204373330Perhaps I will learn from it. Just don't see any possible way for me to find someone else
love how many pisslish soldiers died in ww1
>>204373349you ok buddy
>>204373383is that how many, the volume or mph?
not a fan of cider or beer
>>204373395tell me one (1) thing australia is renowed for
bad mums
>>204373404Everyone feels that way until they find the next person
>>204373440drongos
>>204373443with big bums
>>204373440A good ol Flat White
>>204373444right but I bet they actually have friends and some form of social life
>>204373404you found one so you know it’s doable, you’ll find another. It’s very much preferable to settle down in your late 20s or early 30s because you’re both on the same page. Relationships that last from your early 20s are exceedingly rare in today’s world.
Bongiorno Mi chiamo Bruce Bruce Ketta
>>204373473Are you incapable of making friends?
watching tinker tailor soldier spythey dont make faces like this anymore
>>204373444This anon is correct, everyone faces the abyss after a breakup but life.. uh.. finds a way
>>204373499and who is this pretty little lady?
>>204373440bunnings snags
he's spinning!
are you blokes fat?
Life really is a bloody ballache isn't it
>>204373544Sorry but she's UnAVailable
>>204373508wouldn't say outright incapable nobut I haven't made a real friend since i was 12 or something
>>204373565nh only my bum
>>204373565No but me cock is
>>204373565About 1.5kg overweight BMI-wise
>>204373565could stand to lose a few % body fat but thankfully I'm tall
>>204373565nah i'm actually in the best shape of my life
theres only one gyal for me
>>204373565im 6ft 155pounds
>>204373582dating apps are the way forward lad, don’t need friends to meet people 1 on 1
>>204373594BMI is inaccurate for muscular individuals however
>>204373564who is
listening to sabbath and eating mince pies
>>204373606woooooooaaaaaAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHeeeeeeeeeeeooo
>>204373617I've only recently started being physically active so it's probably accurate
there’s someone out there for everyone! we all find our special someone in the end :)
>>204373602Pepe doesn't have a very good grip there
New Tommy documentary is out ladshttps://youtu.be/CpnZDd2odc8?si=STPbgbS8knCsHSUh
>>204373565im unusually skinny and weedy
>>204373565massive fat cunt me weigh 18st 11lbs
>>204373612thats how i found her maybe getting to the point of meeting someone won't be issue. but once she realises im a grim little loner freak? at very least i can say i have a decent career and will own a house this time next year
>>204373672what on earth
>>204373688find yourself a woman that doesnt care about that shit and you will be happy
What's this email verification bullshit Hiroshimoots got us doing?We're going to be a fucking forum with registered users next
>>204373688Your house and career won't really affect whether you find chemistry with a person on a date
>>204373698dunno what happened there like
>>204373672australian internet type image
>>204373715The what verification?
Need discipline me
>>204373606They called them v bombers because only virgins liked them hahaha I like S tanks (stridsvagn) myself you know why? Sex tanks
master of the dark arts me, would always tell girls on dates I have to sell my house so I’m back Living with my mum for a bit, then I would shag them in my smelly bedroom
whats up with this aircraft spam now
>>204373742mental how you think 20 bucks is a lot of money
>>204373706do they exist?
>>204373775autism just like trains
>>204373775/brit/ is spam central for some fucking reason
back from my ban for talking about [redacted] after the [redacted]
watching the end of alien (1979) where ripley strips down to her knickers and you can see the bulge from her massive 70s bush
watched the last episode of lucan last night what a load of bollocks that was
>>204373775Dunno but they're posting modern uav shite not real aircraft
i blame disraeli for the mess we're in
>>204373787of course
>>204373888(((disraeli)))
me on the bottom
>>204373461Flat whites have too much milk. Too many calories.For me it's the humble filter coffee with a dash of milk.
These are my favourite yt videos. Black people reacting to white peoples music. Makes me happy we can all get along together
just a couple of uavs dont lose your marbles
>>204373933no one actually watches that shite do they?
>>204373933you gonna marry a black person?
>>204373955Very popular>>204373966I’ll marry anyone mate
for the next week I will only be wanking to non sexual youtube videos
what videos would rorke react to?
showing my grandma /brit/ and recording her reaction
>>204373933
RORKE REACTS - O block tour CHIRAQ (meeting king von)
mental illness is rife on /brit/
whats the point of the anti spam measures if people in /brit/ still spam shit all day
i know theres automated spam bots on here but what purpose does it serve? Everybody knows the australian spam bot, but who programmed him and why?
SeasideMARK
>>204374108dont know sorry
bow chicka wow wow
>>204373971Christian guy is cringe, rock music guy is based
>>204374095don't see much change honestly it's still as bad as ever if not worse
I actually like Reddit
>>204374108Not gonna spoonfeed the /brit/lore to you. Lurk more and you'll discover the truth
>>204374060>RORKE REACTSI would actually watch that
>>204374109those faces man ahaha
>>204374108there are no spam bots here it's all done manually
>>204374164Its not really lore though is it. And i've been posting on here much longer than you have i'd wager. Why would someone make a bot that spams about their poo all day?
>>204374082It’s site wide mate
>the singular poo spambot
I'll warn you right now, you watch one of them reaction videos on YouTube and you'll never get them off your recommendations. Your home page will be 30% reaction videos until you delete all reaction vids from your watch history. I dunno why. Algorithm loves 'em.
sex with busty girls in their 30s
>>204374241I manually block some of the bigger youtubers so I will never see them on there. I blocked Mr Beast purely because I couldnt stand his poncy little face in the thumbnails
Lot of people just roleplay as being mentally illmousenonce is a doctor for example
Guys can we please pivot the conversation back to SeasideMARK?
>>204374293Could make a series about mouseyCall it Mouse M.D. or some such
dont see whats so funny about black people enjoying music?
>>204374340Nothing funny about it?
>>204374312He's the reason that none of us can participate in /cum/, because all the yanks have filtered British posts, because he was annoying them so muchShame really
lil zoomerbro getting all his knowledge from youtube videos omdzzzzzz grow up the CHAD has his youtube recommendations strictly big floppa (and other weird russians with wild animals in their house)
Doing loads of poo could be considered "spamming" the toilet with poo, in a manner of speaking. But what if that poo was, in it's pre-digested state, actual spam? Perhaps sliced and fried? That poo could be referred to as spam poo, could it not? If we eat a lot of spam, we will be able to spam the toilet with spam poo. We have reached a time in human history in which we can spam spam poo. I'll say it again: we can now spam spam poo.
how man wanks a day do you get in?
Going to stop wanking to see if it affects my energy levels. I will simply go for a walk if I get in the mood for it
>>2043744142
>>204374395Just really no need for that mate come on
someone on here recently said GCHQ have a thing call "nudge units" on places known for political extremism such as 4chan, and their job is to pull conversations away from pressing issues that could lead to violence on to distracting topics. Thats why you have weird foreign flags and brits on here talking about their poo. Especially when politics is even mentioned.
>>204374434poolitics
190's going into the I'm a Celeb jungle
>>204374434Gay Coon Head Quarters?
>>204374414One when I wake upOne when I about to sleep
>>204374434Your mum loves my nudge unit
>>204374434bizarre shite this
woah
second poo of the day underway
poo
Don't think I've ever had more than one poo in a day before other than when I was sick methinks thoughsoeverbeit
>>204374505kek, guess I won't arsearseinate the president now
Goon Cave HeadQuarters
>>204374465https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behavioural_Insights_TeamIts real. And since it was mentioned I have noticed that every time someone mentions something like pakis or trump or brexit or anything political, you have a sea of mongs who spam about the poo they had. Pass it off as just being funny, but its consistent. (obviously now everybody is going to manually talk about it predictably)
Pissed my pants last night Not proud of it at all but I was wearing these really baggy, thick jeans so it just felt appropriate for some reason Not like there is anywhere to do a wee in the UKVictimless crime at the end of the day right
>>204374434Yeah that's interesting but you should see the poo I did last night haha, proper big one it was
>>204374482
>>204374465are you brown?why the fuck do you post here
>>204374414It varies so wildly that I wouldn't like to say. Last one I did was the first in maybe 4-5 days. Not long before that I managed 3 in one day.
>>204374560my worst nightmare and youve lived through it
>GCHQ want me to stop saying mean words
no complaints on my behalf yessir yessir knowwhatamsayin knowwhatamsayin
>>204374568Think the one in the middle detransitioned, might be thinking of the wrong reddit transgendered folk althoughsogethertobeit methinks
just scranned a load of camembert
being a mong has really done a number on me
We all love are SeasideMARK and that is a fact
back from the retail parkgod fucking knows why i chose to go on sunday afternoon when the town's slowest and mongiest decide to get in my wayshouldve just had the stuff delivered to home
Interesting how only poms are reposting it innit methinks love LOVE LOVE thoughsoeverhowtobeit
>>204374655none of these words are in the bible
someone clearly calls out the spam bots and now they're really acting spammy
It's a one off pants pissing scenario An aberration It was almost like I was trying it out just for the once Didn't really rate itWon't do it again
>>204374560>Not like there is anywhere to do a wee in the UKThere are more toilets than people in the UK.
>>204374671Think innit might be
Trannies are so fucking grim it's unreal
i'm bi
>
>>204374573for me it's ravenclaw
gave the dog some funny glasses lol :-p
in all seriousness is wanking to trannies gay? i dont want to be gay lads im extremely rorke
>>204374719pffttaahaaa
trans people are welcome with me but most certainly not safe >:)
>>204374719
Modern gaming is back methinks tbqhwyfamalamadingdong howsobeitthoughever
>>204374701There's only been one good one in history
>>204374729Yes it's gay
I've called it Hearteater.Kiss it.
this the thread for British culture?
/int/ speak is so fucking dumb
>>204374631Love camembert even if it does smell faintly of spunk
foec8ng myself to wet fart so I can be stinky and messy
>>204374665
Look at this fat fuck
>>204374772birds love those stanley cup things
>>204374719scremaign
>>204374772Find their leg tassles a bit culturally insensitive
>>204374531i'd love to get paid for doing this>>204374578doxxable info xx
>>204374802Norbert
>>204374773You mean human speak? Because /int/ is made up of many different languages :^)
>>204374802AI image.
>>204374802rorke??
No i'm not fully Brit, i'm just Brit-ish lol. Good joke or nah lads? Feedback welcome
>>204374772Why are these white women pulling black woman expressions
millenials walked so zoomers could run
Can't believe nobody challenged my assertion that there are more toilets than people in the UK. Come on, it's an absurd claim. You can't wait to start shit when I say something obviously true, but you'll let this go? Mental.
>>204374813Love LOVE LOVE Mar-makemycock-go th-robbie
>>204374838would be a fucking brilliant joke for a mixed race comedian!!!
>>204374850Missed a trick not doing a moustache and goatee as well.
bro out here pissing his pants thinking he's diogenes
>>204374850inspector gadget looking ass nigga
>>204374874Race has nothing to do with nationality though
World revolves around me
>>204374856I know for a fact that it's true, my dad works for Ofwat
should do a skribbl.io lads
sweaty girls
>>204374893You can't be partially of one nationality thoughDual nationality means having full nationality of two countries, not part of each
>>204374904>forearm mogged by a troonFinna rope
Can't believe I used to like crash 3 as a kid Proper shit gameCrash 1 is the only good one. Only one with soul
don't think I could poo myself if I triedreckon there's just a mental block to it, if I'm going to open my arse I need to have my trousers down sitting on a toilet. I just can't do it sitting on the sofa or at my desk
>>204374904forearm as big as upper arm that's insane
>>204374904Bet that table had some cracking bants to be fair
>>204374904Bruh
Won't be pissing my pants again, ladsJust didn't really rate it It might be for you, but it's not for me
>>204374932always hated the camera in that game but loves the proper mad setting of each level. same shite over and over but felt nice to go from jungles to industrial complexes with green goo everywhere.
>>204374904grug
> using the 4chanx paint app
Shit myself in a coffee shop once.Everybody gave me a roast.
listening to monkey song from jungle book againwhat a tune
>>204374915
>>204374936Bet if you had the same curry I had a few weeks ago you'd have no problem shitting yourself.
>>204374977>a roastFOY
>>204374936Do you ever fart when off the toilet? If so you are capable of shitting yourself
>>204374981VileDisgusting
>>204374977>roastdark or light? lol because coffee shop haah
>>204375008fuck off mate that is a TERRIFYING thought
>>204375021?
rorke vs leftypol dance battle
/brit/ resident comedian me hahah. Proper make the lads laugh all time
listening to some anon’s song from /mu/
>>204374904just imagine the fucking smell in that room, how to people still eat with a table full of these freaks around
might be like bruce willis in unbreakable dunno never tested it
emaurrr naurrrthe condensation emaurr!
>>204375050nta but it was a good pun
>>204375050link some of your past posts
>>204375086>>204375086>>204375086
Had a sore throat for a weekReckon I'm dying
>>204374979original jungle book is good used to dance like a mad man to the vulture song at the end when I was like 2, in my parents flat in Hove
