contemplate the aroma edish
poo smells lol
>>204375086would lick her clean
pooy yucky
having a pint as i wait for sisterberg
Had a sore throat for a week Reckon I'm dying
>>204375099lmao
Off to an awful start, as usual
>>204375086
>>204375086athletic, but too tired to runearbuds blocking out any noise
>>204375120too hazy for my tastes
Might go bouldering. But not now, later
samefag
Wanking to my mum's friend's instagram
>>204375151Twat!
took my dog to the local and it threw up on the floor and then ate it up
>>204375099Imagine the poo smell in this room >>204374904
Finna boutta deadass shit my pantaloons methinksoeverbeit tbqh with you
See the joke was a play in the word 'roast', because in the modern vernacular it also means to jibe or ridicule.But taken from a contextual perspective, it forma an anti-joke. So the joke is played on whoever obsesses about it. So you see, you're a cunt
>>2043751471664 blanc innit, wheat beer only one that i enjoy
>>204375158Good lad
>>204375151Boulder? I hardly know her!
>>204375175roast because coffee shop haha
>>204375158why not your mums instagram
MAD, MENTAL even, how shit most comedy is
>>204375201Yeah, you're a cunt
>>204375188Don't mind the UK version me
>>204375206ktim when I read my 400th poo post of the day on /brit/
>>204375175lad you roast coffee in a coffee shop. It's not an anti-joke at all. mong boy
>>204375202I might accidentally like one of her pics and then she'll know I'm wnaking over her
might get the covfefe brewing, might drink a litre of it
>>204375175I want to run you over in your own comedy vehicle
>>204375250I'd let him fuck my daughter!
despise coomers
>>204375240>>204375258Troll'd
Right, that's it. Time for a fresh start. People don't respect me enough. Delete the porn bookmarks. Wanking has destroyed my brain. No more cocaine. No more doomscrolling. Get back in the gym. Stronglifts. Stop dressing like a homeless man. Clean shaven, always. Read a book. Read another. A clue gained.
>>204375287Yeah?
might go to a cat cafe
>>204375287eh hang on bloody hell
Got the grades back for my midterm exams - been averaging 85 - well on track to turn my pitiful 2:1 into a first
how do these cunts expect me to write like 5 essays in the next few weeksdericulous
>>204375295Careful of their roasts
https://youtu.be/sgVqMKtUMsA?si=Y8HMXbY6KQn0QhgILove this song
>>204375295i understand the sentiment but you might be a bit out of place
>>204375287
>>204375206ktim when i post my 400th poo post of the day on /brit
>>204375312its compliance training
>>204375340fucking nudge unit scum
WEDDING BIG PILAF | Popular Street Food In UZBEKISTAN | PILAF CENTRE
Going to mix it up in terms of eating soon. What are some good meals you like to make lads?
you keep saying you got something for meyouve been messing where you shouldnt have been messing
she lives with a broken mana cracked polystyrene man
*tries to think of something to say so says poo*
reckon biden will be the least-remembered president in american history 100 years from now (assuming america still exists by then), which would be hilariously ironic given his senility
bit weird that we all moan about being lonely but end up with eachother? /brit/ dating when?
>>204375427he's the best president since jfk
>>204375400Pasta with bacon.Cook the pasta, strain.Use the same pot to cook diced bacon. Stir the pasta back in,Add some grated cheddar into the pan and stir until it melts
>>204375250Employed Woman's mathematics professor reviewing the most difficult midterm exam question
>>204375447no thanks am halal
might do datura
Not sure how people can stay up all hours of the night
>>204375463Add a heap of ground pepper at the end, gives it everything
>>204375306Wait right there mate, I'll try to find who asked
>>204375474the hell is that
>>204375447Add some shredded brussel sprouts and use parmesan instead of cheddar this would be peng
>>204375489pretty easy on stims
>>204375400goulashdunnes stores casserole meattrim the fat and cut smallerbrown/cooklob in roughly chopped red onion and red pepperwait until it softensmove off the heat and lob in a liberal amount of paprika, half a tea spoon of crushed carraway seeds and 2-6 minced garlic clovesback onto the heat and immediately add a trin of finely chopped mutti tomatoes and beef stockleave for an hourchop potato and carrot and lob inwait until the potato is cooked and it's good to eat hungarians eat it with bread but it would go well with pasta, potatoes or rice desu
>>204375400Steak and chips and cruciferous veg. Do the chips in the air fryer, then when you've fried the steak a bit, put that in there with the chips for a few minutes. Meanwhile you've got broccoli and sprouts simmering. Gravy's optional. Great thing is, you can keep all the ingredients in the freezer or cupboard, except the lard you use to fry the steak, but that lasts ages as well. The steak you defrost in cold water in the sink for 30 mins, the rest you cook from frozen. Helps if you've got a chest freezer. Not hard to cook after a few tries, and costs about £4 a meal.
>>204375503it's this plant that makes you hallucinate, except the kind of hallucinations you'd have if you were psychotic or derlious, not just seeing pretty colours like you would on LSD or shrooms
Yeah even something weak like ritalin makes staying up easy
>>204375447not a grate recipe
>>204375527>ParmesanNo it fucking wouldn't you fat spastic. The entire idea is that it's quick and easy.Parmesan has way too much salt in it and sprouts belong on a fucking roast. Fuck with my recipe again and I'll end you.
Thinking boiled eggs
Keep getting "Connection Error" on the ol' 4Channel
>>204375427I think he'll be remembered in a similar way to how jimmy carter is remembered. He didn't really do much wrong, he didn't really do much right, but he'll be solely remembered for his biggest blunder (Afghanistan). Also allegedly pooing himself in front of the Pope and falling over a lot.
>>204375592i can eat 50 eggs
>>204375588How the fuck is cheddar any quicker than parmesan you fucking mong
>>204375558sounds unpleasant, where would one get some that from haha
>>204375592I had two fried eggs today for lunch
Cabberge going mental for lettuce
>>204375609a) doesn't have the flavour profile and b) it's the most common cheese in British households.If I wanted an italian version I'd make a carbonara. Sort your life out.
pussy is not a matter of fact
Mental how much of a loser i am. It's fucking over
>>204375643trust the plan - Q
Also, Parmesan and Sprouts but no white pepper or nutmeg?You may as well make a roux at that point.
get the plan trusted
>>204375630>a) doesn't have the flavour profileYeah it has a better flavour profile for pasta>and b) it's the most common cheese in British households.So? Just buy some parmesan, not difficult is itYou need less of it too so it's quicker by virtue of less gratingI suggest you drop this now before I do you
>in terms of
>>204375680Made Mornays less dense than you
>>204375673Bizarre post
>>204375630Your recipe sucks
Farting slugs out my arse
>>204375714And your dad brings home strange men
>>204375447That is fucking grim and you should be shot
>>204375655my life has revolved around alcohol for the last 30 years during which I have done nothing else with my lifeno job, no gf, fuck allreckon ive got everyone on /brit/ beat in the loser stakesi should be on /r9k/ really
Sir Slug Slurper
>>204375731udderly chebosterous
oh for fucks sake ive not wanked yet *sigh* ok siri give me 50 CCs of gay porn stat
Sir Glip Glopper
>>204375742Continue eating pot noodles and McDonalds mate.
>>204375731horrible
>>204375731too big
Hello All,You may have been puzzled by my reference to the tedious cliché ‘in terms of’. I think it’s been picked up from scientists at the daily coronavirus presentations and now its R must be about 3. Below is a perfect example, which came from my local councillor after I asked her to try to stop noisy motorbikes.‘During lockdown we have seen some very bad behaviours in terms of speedy cars so this is sadly no surprise’. She meant ‘by speedy cars’ but she had caught the verbiage virus.
>>204375447>Cook the pasta, strain.>Use the same pot to cook diced bacon.lmao fucking retard, your pasta will have stuck together by the time your bacon's readyyou ARE cooking it until it's nice and crispy, aren't you?
>>204375745reckon you’ve made a post or two that left people hysterically laughing, lad
Grated cheddar on pasta is a meal a retarded child would make
>>204375793>Doesn't know how to add olive oil to cooked pastaYou wouldn't last five seconds with me in a ring
>>204375797means fuck all
>>204375793>crispyshould be cooked until it’s chewy bordering on crispy, all else is wasted
>>204375815>add olive oil to cooked pastaLOL
>>204375775gay>>204375785gay>>204375789gay
Maro slonking big doink. happen in you're country? Methinks thoughsoeverhowsobeit love LOVE LOVE poo x
only in brit do you have niggas flexing over their ability to cook 'pasta with cheese and bacon'
>>204375826Yeah mate the same thing you use to massage your boyfriend
>>204375815Embarrassing
>>204375848really good post
>>204375848Nope, Mario would never do that in any country.
>>204372435Average fascist.>>204372176Fascist zoomlet btfo.>>204371769Moron.
>>204375815Butter would make a lot more sense with your carefully curated "flavour profile" of bacon and cheddarFucking mong
Pasta with cheese and bacon? 5 minutes. £1. Beat that.
>>204375745think you might desu, lots of people on here have successfully careers and relationships this is a general for normal lads
>>204375906>Bacon as an anti adhesiveYeah mate and it'll be like glue by the time it hits the fucking pan again.May as well use Ghee.
>globohomo firing 145 drones at MoscowWhat could possibly go wrong
Dragon Quest XI is a brilliant video game Was just sad when it was over
Why are sundays so depressing
>>204375943Nope
>>204375887Commiemong, were you dropped on the head as a child?
>boil pasta >strain>dash of olive oil>hefty scoop of cream cheese, whatever flavour you fancy really>dash of crème fraîche>two egg yolks >salt & pepper >stir up until creamy add bacon and you’re home, love it
Breaking out the commiemong spam to cope with getting his shitty recipe laughed at
i use one pot when im cooking carbonara and adding the pasta into the oil you cooked the meat pretty much instantly separates it
>>204375985innitSuch a shit day Should make them illegal
>>204375944Is that actually happening or is it, in fact, not?
>>204375987>Butter and bacon fatTell me you know nothing about cooking without saying
>>204375940i've seen some very not normal stuff on here so i dunno about being the least normal ive had sex a bunch of times, got a few mates, etcmoved out of my mum's at 16got my own flat which i keep relatively nicenow i think about it there's deffo bigger losers than me on here
>>204375974never played itonly played IX meremember those jedwood ads haha
REMEMBER NO GF?NO CAREER? You’re welcome to join /britfeel/NORMAL lads here only.
>>204376020The biggest loser of all time lives here
>>204376018Non-argument
off to bed
>>204375940agree tbqh feel like most posters here are relatively well-adjusted who just come here for their shitposting fix and then you get cunts like spaedo who make use of their constant stream of shitposts for their own reasons most nefarious
Everyday I pray for an independent Scotland.
You pull to the side of the road and this deer comes up behind youWhat do you do?
>>204376018yeah mate no one ever has bacon in their bacon butty do theymug
>>204376078give him a nice pat on the head and send him on his merry way
>>204376071this is commiemongslightly under the radar commiemong
Trying to work out a universe where ima shagger
>>204375944Did you see that video of Russian soldiers executing a Ukrainian in Kursk? Had a good cackle.
>>204376009lol i think you're right actuallycommiemong's special dish is bacon and cheddar pasta lmao
>>204376102No I just hate the Scottish and want those drug addicted leeches to fuck off already
just invented inverted gravity propulsion
>>204376104definitely not this universe lad
>>204376118Proper good bit of fun that.
>>204376078give him a little honk
>>204376078get bummed by it
>>204376102Scottish bourgeois nationalism doesn't advance the cause of communism or class struggle so no
NEED stinking virgin runts to leave and go to /britfeel/ where they actually fit in
>>204376078Got an idea of what I would do. Inspired by a webm I saw here
>>204376123It's what his mother keeps in the fridge
not fond of this virinophobia
>>204376118Had a good cackle in between mouthfuls of bacon cheddar spaghetti did you
>>204376080Butter can't reach a frying temperature for bacon or proteins without burning as the milk solids scald; butter is used to braise meats, not fry them.You can use a mixture of olive oil and butter in a pan, but that reduces the temperature of the oil mixture and ruins the meat as it never gets hot enough to brown.A neutral oil, such as sunflower should be used as it has no flavour profile and can reach temperatures well above 200. You only use olive oil as an anti adhesive for the pasta and never as a cooking oil for meats you intend to crisp.
>>204376098this so much this
Got the fedora linux onit lush
Yes yes we know you just love love LOVE your gore and bestiality videos only thing you like even better is when it's both at the same time Can you please hurry up and kill yourself already?
>>204376185*rolls up a newspaper and whacks you across the back of the head with it*that's virGINiphobia, runt
>>204376191>You can use a mixture of olive oil and butter in a pan, but that reduces the temperature of the oil mixture and ruins the meat as it never gets hot enough to brown.wrongjames martin cooks fillay steak with butter and he's a god honest yorkshireman
>>204376186screaming
>>204376191This but lard/dripping instead of sunflower oil
>>204376078blow that nigga head smoove off
Not ready for it to be 2025
>>204376191>Butter can't reach a frying temperature for bacon or proteins without burning as the milk solids scald;Utter utter bollocks, sort yourself outYou don't need high heat to cook bacon or most proteinsGenuinely get a clue you fucktard
>>204376191Fuck off ChatGPT retard You don't fry bacon in oil, it renders its own fat
>>204376225cooks wot
>>204376239>Confusing cooking and fryingDurrrr I'm a retarded spastic mong from /brit/
Pint of boiled butter for lunch to warm me up
>>204376255it's just a formality to lube up the pan to avoid sticking
>>204376191Eh? Who said anything about cooking bacon in butter? Twat
>>204376263feeleilay like the chikenits posh and french you spastique
>>204376287non stick pans exist you know
>>204376274Yeah you don't need a high heat to get nice browned bacon
>>204376287It will release when it is done cooking Have you never cooked before in your life?
Anyone going bouldering later?
Why's the Canadian lad so angry today? He's normally a bit nicer than this
Now he has switched to his Irish VPN and made a hilarious spelling mistake to distract from his embarrassing recipe
I cook steak on medium heat and it has a better crust than any retard who whacks the pan up to high
>>204376333Blatantly false; oils need to reach above a certain temperature (just under smoking point) before the reaction necessary for browning can take place.
love ramen me
>>204376162fuck off you're not commiemong
>>204376186SchizopostHad a sausage sandwich for lunch >>204376409I am not a mong, but I am the one you call "commiemong"
>>204376378no it doesn't. stop lying
>>204376403woah
>>204376395Yes they do. And that heat is far, far lower than you think>smoking pointUtterly arbitrary measure with no relation to how ready the oil is to useNext time you have sausages or whatever else your mum stocks in the fridge, cook them low and slowThey'll be much more evenly browned and much tastier than blasting them on high
>>204376378How might i ask
Stale gimmicks Creatively bankruptJust pretending to be a retard all day every day baiting for a few replies telling you to fuck off and die Seriously get a grip man this shit is so boring
this canadian is such a gimp lmao
>>204376467>Schizopost>Had a sausage sandwich for lunch>>204376491>Next time you have sausages or whatever else your mum stocks in the fridge
>>204376501Just cook it for slightly longerAlso makes it easier to cook to the correct donenessAnd makes adding butter+aromatics towards the end more effective because they don't burn immediately
>>204376513Going to have an epic VPN melty now?
>>204376491Oils have a fixed smoking point you utter fucking mong.The oil is the conducting principle between the meat and the pan. Try turning your gas hob a bit higher next time and you won't have to wait twenty minutes to cook your two sausages (or whatever your bender father has brought home from the shop due to his phallic obsessed mind)
Did a massive poo this morning and it nearly breached the water. Didn't even eat that much yesterday.My arsehole is an enigma.
>>204376547im not one of your imaginary brit characters youre obsessed with lad relax
PAN NICE AND HOT
>>204376549>Oils have a fixed smoking point you utter fucking mong.Again, it's an irrelevant and arbitrary measure of how ready the oil is for cooking
>>204376568Really fucking isn't mate
>>204376579It really fucking isGet a clueTry reading a cooking book instead of marxist book reviews
>>204376546Medium heat for longer sounds like it will go over medium rare tho or rare how i like it
>>204376562eggsinpapahinlovely
>>204376606>Add in when shimmeringNah mate, just ignore every recipe book and cook on low.You may as well buy a sous vide mate since you love soft meats.
Ah yes, the "smoking point" of slightly more volatile compounds in my cooking oil, what an excellent way to tell when it's hot enough to cook something entirely different
>buy a house>convert all the rooms to bedrooms>sell it on as a 10 bedroom supermansion>pocket the difference and move to bora bora before I'm caughtthe perfect crime
Why are schizoids obsessed with seed oils now?
so all of these top chefs have been getting it wrong. you need a pan barely above room temperature to cook your steak
>>204376375>>204376309stop switching between VPN's, 190
yum yum yummyget in my tummy
>>204376562fucking love his scrambled eggs recipe
>>204376617Why on earth do you think that?>>204376635Shimmering is nothing to do with smoking
>>204376686weird world innit?
>>204376691Shimmering is right beneath smoking you absolute cretin.
Simply not taking cooking advice from someone who thought this >>204375447 was a good recipe
>>204376705no it isn'tbe quiet
>>204376707It shimmers long before it smokes, if you actually use your fucking eyes
>>204376724sorry sir, I didn't mean it sir, it won't happen again sir
PAN NICE AND SLIGHTLY WARM
>>204376730Your pan barely gets above room temperature lad, just like your IQ
Give it a rest you two. Nobody gives a shit about your shimmering oil.
commiemong having a blazing row with his mum every time he cooks something and sets the fire alarm off
butter and cheese melty
porngay
This album is actually amazing
>>204375042
Ice cream van outside in fucking November. Might go slash his tyres if he doesn't pack it in with his yankee doodle tune on the speaker.
Commiemong using sunflower oil because it's "soviet-pilled"
Commiemong lives in the heads of every /brit/ tard rent free
>>204376791>janny is a faggotyeah that's always been true
>>204376809Selling drugs I bet
>>204376820He posts here literally every day
>>204376765screaming
>>204376752I accept your concession, and I fucked your nan
>>204376809check whether he's in breach of ice cream van jingle regulations (most of them are), record him and report him to the council
>>204376691Giz specifics, ive got a couple 250 gram scotch fillet steaks in the freezer. How would i get them to crisp outside good and cooked rare on a medium heat, do they have to be room temp or cold? Room temp steaks cook easily, theres no way you can get them crisp on the outside and rare on inside on a medium heat for long
In one of the countless billions of galaxies in the universe, lies a medium-sized star, and one of its satellites, a green and insignificant planet, is now dead
https://youtu.be/PE6yDzNQ0Ac?si=5fbMw8pOzQt2qfSFThis album is by some Jewish Argentinian tarqs so I didn't want to like it but I have submitted
commiemong deep frying spaghetti in a pot of smoking oil
might build another tower of babel
>>204376865I'll come over and show you, what sort of wine do you like?
>>204361514
>>204376865One word: blowtorch
>>204376772seeing them on wednesdaywant to kiss are mica
>>204376842Not true
Flambeing some bananas
>>204376893Ryan's got a tower now has he for his helicopter?
>>204376865get one of those thermometers you stab in removes the guesswork
cooking is a factor of temperature and time
Soviet elections were free, fair, open and legal.
>>204376919va? vad menar du? fattar inte riktigt
>>204376916https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Bourgeois%20/country/Gb/
>>204376965>free, fair, open and legal.rather like your mum's legs!
factor? I hardly know her!
>>204376969Brittisk kulturreferens. Oroa dig inte för det Sven
not replying to posts with done him anymore as im trying to foster an inclusive and friendly environment in brit
>>204376986lol
Jah bless
>>204377002Love a bit of Fosters you lot don't you
>>204377039Love his sauce
>>204376986So where are the posts on 06-08 Nov 2024? Silly Ukrainian.
i was fisted once
bourgeois
If Russia is so bad?Then how come the fittest women come out of there? Beauty=morality
Hope you braise and/or poach in hell
Beef bourgeois for tea x
>>204377070
YO YOU DEALING WITH THE X FACTORhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sksLPq2gNsk
>>204376896Red if we're having the steaks x seriously though tell me you fucking faggot>>204376912Don't like butane flavoured steaks >>204376925I'm not a millionaire
>>204377089If that were the case supermodels would be paragons of morality but most are vapid
just had sex with a woman
woah black betty
>>204377070https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/204292983/#204293559https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/204261555/#204263123
>>204377046i bet you do battyboy
Also why is he called me Ukrainian
cronem moisturizing batons with coco butter for tonights gherkin shift
Mums christmas prezzie sortedhttps://www.amazon.co.uk/Cooking-Period-Blood-Delicious-Recipes/dp/B08VYH2TMX
>>204377158agetit sizearse size
>>204377148theyre 10 dollars
>>204377131Not seeing the term bourgeois there
borjwah
Would you rather be bummed or get bummed?
>>204377240cor yes please
>>204377205me? 2832Bnormal idk
raping the next cunt who makes the new
>>204377212So?
Might make the new. Haven't been shagged in ever.
>>204377344*dashes off to make it*
fianceeberg tried on wedding dresses yesterdaymad that a racist 4chan incel like myself shall have a family within a few years
>>204377190Canada has had an infestation of Ukrainian fascist emigres since 1944.It's time to drain the swamp and deport them all. To Kherson.
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