RIP to a real tree edition
>>204377371Oh yeah I forgot about this very weird and specific obsession of yoursMental how schizo you are
>204377371Never reply to me again you embarrassing desperate for attention retard
Thoughts on guys in their 20s getting vasectomies?
foreskins too tight
sharing this
>>204377422My brother in law got one at 26 years old but he already had two children by then
>>204377371Fake news. Canada has had Ukranian emigres since the 19th century, migrants from the Russian Empire encouraged to move to Canada to farm the Prairie provinces' soil, which is of a similar type found in the Eurasian steppe.
>Janitor applications are now being accepted.
>>204377395You're going back too.
>>204377435Pinch it closed and fill it with piss next time you go to the loo to stretch it out x
>>204377437wish you hadn't
>>204377437you didnt have to post this
you lads excited for your weekly arse reaming
>>204377453Back where?
I'm a Ukrainian fascist because I exposed that he posts here literally every day about his boring homosexual communist fantasies
>>204377480Not as much as you
>>204377422heard a naked scientist podcast years ago talking about reversible vasectomies i wonder if thats a legit thing now so it wouldnt be weird if so
Some GOOD tinder matches overnight
>>204377490He is extremely mentally ill.
oh my god why can't I just DO the things I NEED TO DO
>>204377514What's a dry texter?
i hate russiai have baltic ancestryi am a programmer that works from homecommiemong DESPISES me lmao
>>204377540Dont know
>>204377530Strong mean create good timesGood times create weak menWeak men create hard timesHard times create strong men
>>204377540Oh rorke….
>>204377540someone who is boring to text
>>204377441That was a different wave.The ones who moved there before the 1920s tended to be peasants, who founded unions and joined socialist movements in Canada.The ones who turned up after ww2 are the likes of Chrystia Freeland and the Ukrainian Canadian Civil Liberties Association.
>>204377530Too busy posting on here aren't you
>>204377441Fact checked by true Hohol Patriots
>>204377489Ukraine or whatever other NATO province in eastern Europe you're from.
>>204377555no one gaf about you lil nigga
>>204377555next time youre typing away your code why dont you spare a thought for who electroplated your precious mother drives
is new york worth visiting alone before i die
>>204377564She didn't need to put that then, nobody likes boring people do they? Might as well have said I don't like unpleasant experiences.
>>204377572Can you go back to your racist homosexual fantasy posting? It is a lot easier to filter Thanks x
>>204377628Why would you want to do that?
>>204377605why doe
>>204377555>works from homeNo such thing.
beautiful brown ladies
is scunthorpe worth visiting alone before i die
>>204377651why don't you ask the british, they hate redheads and bully them all the time.
>>204377610Never been
watching revolutionary girl utena
>>204377501it is but only has like a 60% success rate or something
>>204377664dont know what any of those words mean
man United are so peng and they’re back
>>204377650looks like an interesting place, lots of museums and galleries for incelwalking around
>>204377588Are Canadian and Ukrainian beers quite nice? Fertile soil, good wheat?
>>204377717They mean she's a pseud
mumberg wants me to write an appeal letter for her bennies, im not responsible enough to be a caretaker
>>204377664>muzzie>woman>hegelianCan only imagine the completely insufferable drivel that would come out of her mouth nonstop
>>204377664>Hegelian>dilettante
>>204377717Cartographer is one of people in the movie industry who wheel around those big cameras I think
doing horrible slimy squelchy farts, bedroom currently sounds like someone wearing gumboots is walking through a muddy paddock
>>204377742Yes however she has her goals set to short term which means she only wants to gag on my average white cock
>>204377734Canadian beer is pretty good yeah
>>204377702Your parents did.
>>204377514can tell she's on ssris
>>204377704i heard it was a big influence on g-witch so i should watch it
tempted to drink a glass of water
My patents are from Poland
>>204377678Dunno, but I met a bird in a nightclub from Scunthorpe once and she was pretty fit. Went back to hers, and she waited until I was in her bedroom to tell me she had a boyfriend. Happy to say she got nowt off me. I won't be party to infidelity.
>>204377640Racism is anticommunist and a crime.
Georg Hegel would probably roll up a newspaper and smack any so-called 2024 Hegelian (especially yappy women) across the face repeatedly until they shut up
I'm woke
>>204377810maniac
>>204377821More honest men have caved, well done.
>>204377781Nope, nor my GrandparentsThere's genuinely a bigger chance of you being a slav than me, guarantee it
>>204377820Get em Katyn'd
>>204377821Blessed.
>>204377828I would love to go back in time and push him down a flight of stairs
>>204377821Lying is a sin
skyrim anniversary too isn't it, 13 years now
>>204377820Fuck off.
>>204377824Sorry I forgot you have extreme mental illness and need to dissociate your inane spam into isolated "characters" to deal with the trauma from the brutal ass raping your uncle gave you as a child
put some cajun seasoning on my sardines
>>204377886That's tomorrowModern Warfare 2 is 15 years old today
>>204377886that's tomorrow x
My new favourite search engine is Perplexity.All search engines have just become AI machines and Google's adopted a very shite and heavily censored version of it so it has become unusableNow I just use a fairly decent AI search engine and get good answers for my questionsYandex is probably still the best for image search
think I'm genuinely starting to get dementia I keep typing out the wrong words to sentences constantly I reckon that's probably one of the first signs its happening
My monitor has had a plastic film on this entire time. Not a protective one, just the one it comes with. Never realised and I've had it for years.It's been quite the exciting Sunday morning for me.
>>204377922>>204377924right incels lol
is it normal to need to violently shit yourself after eating mcdonalds these days?had one after the pub last night and within 30 minutes the 4 horsemen of the poopocalypse were hammering at my arsehole to get outbarely made it into my flat without soiling myself and was a sweating quivering mess when i passed the filth
>>204377909That's a bit specific, schizoleaf. Maybe develop a program to deal with the pain?
>>204377870I disagree, but in this case I'm not lying. In another case, my best friend's gf came back from a nightclub to my shared flat with my roommate. I was in bed reading. She left my roommate, came into my room and actually drunkenly climbed into bed with me. I got out of bed, went downstairs and slept on the couch. Next morning, I told my pal. That's just the kind of great guy I am.
>>204377965Oh man you really got them this time they're DONE hahaha
Just had sex with a man
>>204377976You might have cancer
>>204377922>>204377924its 11/11 my time whateva queens x
im handsome these days lads but i was an ugly duckling so when birds flirt with me, I always end up botching it. only lost my virginity because of a particularly pesistent woman who wouldn't let me self-sabotage.
>>204377976No
considering meeting with the colonel to negotiate a fried chicken deal.
>>204377855Well you'd fit right in in Ukraine or Lithuania
>>204377990don't reply to me again dtfic x
>>204377986Men live to pleasure women so what use are you
Was buying eth a sound investment?
fucking PORN ads on my good christian bluebird, what's the world coming to eh lads
>>204378020could go for some popcorn chicken myself
*starting to find the spawned Hamas command center right next to a hospital or school gimmick slightly nauseating
>>204378032Haha classic glad to have you back in the thread with us missed you mate x
>>204378030You're extemely mentally ill
>>204378034Spoken like a rancid whore.
>>204377857>>204377887wtf
>>204378030Don't think so, slavs and balts are quite different culturally and ethnically and I'm not particularly fond of themSame reason I don't really care who wins in Ukraine
>>204378020was going to get his christmas burger but a lad on here said it was terrible so in two minds now
>>204378052haha this general is your life and you'll never have sex ever x
>>204378041why you not using ublock darren?
women would rather be 1 whore on chad’s roster than have your full love and devotion. that alone should radicalize you beyond belief
>>204378046>>204378081just looked at the prices, fuck that.off to spar for a meal deal methinks.
>>204378082I am a shaggerNo amount of seethe and projection from you will ever change that Sorry x
>>204377941corrrr
>>204378099So true
>>204378064Correct im a manwhoreOn the test so my libido is literally uncontrollable
>>204378089mobileposting also who the fucks darren
suzie lee sex arse
*has a filthy fucking wank*
>>204378041>not using ublock even when phonepostingshiggydiggy.webp
onion wank soon
>>204377378RIP to a real one
>>204378167How
>>204378135Sounds like a bad excuse in court.
>>204378179
>>204378114Prove it. You won’t. You can’t.
>>204378176brings a tear to my japseye
Watching this lecture and the bloke says that during the Roman Britain everybody read The Bible and since The Bible was in Latin, everybody had to learn Latin.What's he on about?
>>204377957>>204378147Jews favoured Harris in all major exit polls
Cocoa butter is essential to keep batondem skin smooth and supple for vigorous movements later on
>>204378214Not a fan of raping don’t get it twisted
>>204378176do you mean shagging an onion, or using onion routing
>>204378246not sure
>>204378235How pray tell would I prove I have had sex?You really are fucking stupid aren't you
>>204378176
>>204378248very homoerotic undertones to this post
>>204378246Dunno
Fuuuckkkkk you diggin in me you diggin in a niggaaaa
>>204378248Vocaroo this for us
>>204378080They're both fascist NATO protectorates.>>204378147A lot of Arabs voted for Jill Stein
>>204378249I'm not a fan of stealing other men's women. We all draw the line somewhere.
I pray you, tell me
>>204378325Fair I suppose
crazy how if you multiple a the factors in a multiplication probleb by 10 you have to divide the answer by 100 to get the actual answer
>>204377378Why do bong genes turn cute girls like her
>>204378183It's available as an extension on Android Firefox. And yes, I'm an Android virge.
>>204378176https://xhamster.com/videos/combination-spring-onion-and-scissors-in-foreskin-9716702like this?
>>204378357Let's stick with practicing your English before you move onto maths mate yeah?
>>204378167>.webp*strangles you to fucking death and starts beating your lifeless head against the floor like when tony soprano kills ralphie*
>>204378377too bad
>>204378368into THIS???
>>204378393>hurr you made a type>so I'll ignore the content of your post
>>204378389
>>204378273Prove you have a girlfriend. Shouldn’t be hard at all, take a picture of her birth control timestamped or something like that. Use your imagination it’s not hard.
>>204378368didn't he play the nonce in black mirror
>>204378424I also cannot parse what you were trying to say
>>204378368I thought that was zooey deschanel. You can imagine my disappointment.
>>204378408Gay if you wouldn’t
>>204378424*typo
>>204378424dickhead the whole thing is barely legible
>>204378424>how if you multiple a the factors in a multiplication problebLiterally can't understand what the fuck you're trying to say you utter spastic
Day 1 sober from weed. Refuse to spend any money for the next month. You need discipline and a sober mind to make wise investment decisions.
>>204378424>you made a type
>>204378435I am not desperate to be accepted by anonymous posters on a Chinese pottery forum like you are so I won't do anything like that Now go cry and shit and piss yourself all day about how people here like me more than you
The lads jumping on barely literate lad. love to see it
>>204378440You oughta know sweetie.
>>204378490What's the probleb?
the cronem are applying cocoa butter to keep themselves smooth and supple for tonight's shift at the gherkin
just imagined shagging ice spice
Commiemong abducted by based coke-snorting Lithuanian Gladio squads in the night and shot unceremoniously in a back-alley in Brussels, remains carted to a Nord-Pas-de-Calais abattoir, fed to a dog kennel in Warsaw. Another victory for Western freedom and democracy #ClassicalLiberal
>>204378461if you multiply both factors in a multiplication problem by 10 before doing the multiplication then when you get to the answer you have to divide by 100 to get the actual answeryou multiply by 10 but divide by 100>>204378474>>204378490it's easy to understand
>>204378469>flagChecks out
>>204378424
Just back from a cheeky Costco run lads, got some peng coffee beans and topped up the ‘spresso machine and had a nice hot dog as well for lunch. Filled up the car as well. Mental how good Costco is.
>>204378491How did you trick yourself into really believing that listening to text-to-speech renditions of entire textbooks counts as reading?
>>204378548not really that mental is it
>>204378542grim
>>204378548What's that got to do with zooey deschanel?
i just chugged 3 half glasses of thishow fucked am i?
>>204378585>hot dog
>>204378548Are you trying to tell us that 10 x 10 = 100? That's your great revelation you felt the need to smash your mong hands onto the keyboard and tell us?Jesus fucking christ mate.
>>204378601youll be fine
>>204378548>thinks his misunderstanding of basic arithmetic is a profound discovery You are a retard lol
watching kath and kim
>>204378542me too. I enjoyed
>>204378585foy
>>204378585Wow so you bought a huge quantity of already-stale coffee beans that will be even more stale by the time you get to the end of them, very cool
>>204378585Costco isn’t worth it desu
I have a Costco membership but have never gone Love wasting money me
printing /brit/ threads to read on the train
>>204378619No15 x 0.6 = 9but 150 x 6 = 900 if you multiply both factors by TENthen to get from 900 back to 90 you divide the answer by ONE HUNDRED
>>204378619No he's saying multiplying two different numbers by 10, then multiplying the results together, gives a number 100x bigger than the two original numbers multiplied together. I get it. It's not what you might first expect, but once you've thought about it, it does make sense.
>>204378691Yes you multiplied both sides of the equation by 100, Einstein.
>>204378654Yeah probably, old people are generally quite horny
>>204378685ancient reference
>>204378609What’s wrong with a hot dog?>>204378653No I bought 1kg lol a normal amount. And they’re not stale at all they’re lush, having an Americano made with them now x>>204378660How so? If you live nearby and you have a car it’s worth it I would say.
mental how ffmpeg is literally the best piece of software ever written
About to eat. Just praying first x
>>204378722No, you multiply both sides by ten.
>>204378737>And they’re not stale at all they’re lushWhen were they roasted?
>>204378738Lad who wrote it posts in this thread
>>204378738It's good, and imagemagick is good too
>>204378722so just multiply the decimal by 10?
>>204378764Mate...
>>204378691>15 x 0.6 = 9>15 x 10 x 0.6 x 10 = 9 x 100>150 x 6 = 90010 x 10 is 100. You're multiplying by 100. You learn this is year 4 mate.
>>204378542she prolly fun af irl
>>204378764Are you trolling or genuinely stupid?You multiplied 15 and 0.6 by ten eachThat's multiplying by 100This is basic arithmetic why are you arguing?
>>204378750https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d9BCY82px8
>>204378737Where tf is the creamer?
lads I accidentally had a wank to BNWO porn again.....
>>204378737Love how you still rotate your images before posting them x
>>204378839i'll give you some creamer lad
>>204378777WTF, I love the French now (not really)
/brit/ used to like hot slags. Now they like trannies and cuck porn. What is going on? Don't believe me? Take a look.Used to be, going to /brit/ was like going to the pub with your mates. But that was too 'radical' for the Democrat elites. And now they want it to be like the average gay Brighton university society. This is happening. If it can happen to /brit/, it can happen to your children.
>>204378841fair play, it is bloody good
i need to pee ;p
prematurely ejaculated during my wank, can’t even satisfy myself for fuck sake
>>204378770No idea but they taste lush>>204378839No idea what that is lol, like milk? I usually just drink it black since I’m doing OMAD
>>204378542Imagine the retarded pug noises and New York accent coming out as you hit it from the back
>>204378866what the fuck someone is lying why would they do that?
>>204378895>No idea but they taste lushIf it doesn't say on the bag then they're stale, you just have shit taste
corr imagine some tranny porn where they shag the fella's wife in front of him combine cucking and trannards together
>>204378818>You multiplied 15 and 0.6 by ten>That's multiplying by 100Make your mind up. It's not multiplying anything by 100 until you multiply the two results together (and dissect the equation). The fact that doing this multiplies the answer by 100 seems weird on the face of it.I get what he's saying.
i wrote ffmpreg
I wrote ffmpeg
>>204378853That’s just how they appear when I upload them from my phone why would I rotate them lol
>>204378895>drinking cows milk>eating scraps from pig entrails
wanking to feet
>>204378777>>204378866The same guy wrote QEMU. Must be a bit of a genius.
i wank to ffmpeg
>>204378943Ten eachIt isn't weirdYou are low IQ and apparently failed primary school math
ffm pegging
I became ffmpeg
ffmpeg, I wrote itkush, I smoke it
shit on my finger
>>204378940seen this beforethe wife in the scene ended up eating the creampie out of his arsehole and spitting it back into his mouthwas well good desu
>spuds
>>204378973>it's true wow
>>204378937Ah right-o, sorry James Hoffman lmao>>204378961Woke vegan nonce
imagining shagging jenna ortega
>>204379006women are finished
neighbours little bratty daughters out in their garden
Vaping is shite compared to a fag. Only non smokers would disagree
10(15*0.6) is quite literally multiplying by tenyou cannot reasonably say this is multiplying by 100 because of distributivity
>>204379051gay
>>204379049
>>204378959You convert your files to jpeg and rotate them to pretend you have an iPhone They haven't uploaded rotated photos for yearsWhy do you do that? No idea, my guess is you're extremely mentally ill and lonely, so you come up with these bizarre gimmicks for attention.
>>204378982I studied maths at A level. OBVIOUSLY I know why the answer is 100x. Everyone does. Nobody is saying it's a mystery. It just seems odd at first glance. Maybe not to you. Maybe you're a robot or autistic or something. But I can see why some would find it mental until they spent 5-10 seconds analysing the reason why multiplying both sides of an equation by 10 is the same as multiplying the result of the equation by 100.
mad how many colombian cams there are
I went for a drink last night with a friend on the way home from a concert. Went to The Marquis and got a pint. It was very busy. Went outside and stood by the window. Halfway through our drinks we were circled by 4-5 staff members in their early 20s accusing me of grabbing and squeezing a bar workers bottom. They were really aggressive and said they had “been upstairs and viewed CCTV footage” and it was definitely me. They threatened us we security staff and told us to leave. I wondered if this had happened to anyone else there?I tried to reason with her saying I understood why she was upset etc but it wasn’t me. In the end we just left. I am not at all minimising how she felt as I have two teenaged daughters who I have talked through similar things with, I understand that this sort of thing happens to women far too much but I feel so upset. I am in my mid forties and can’t help feeling that because of my age, I wasn’t with my wife and I happen to be standing near her that she has assumed it was me. I am now thinking that I might stop going out to pubs where young people are to avoid this in happening in future or cross my arms high on my chest to avoid any blame in busy areas. I worked in pubs in my early 20s and was groped by drunk people myself so I do sympathise with the young lady but surely I cannot be right to wrongly accuse someone, to surround two people minding their own business, publicly accuse them of SA and threaten them with security.
>>204379054>multiplying by 10 is not the same as multiplying by 100Whoa
Simmer down lads, simmer down
>>204379119see >>204378722
>>204379118blogspot
>>204379094You are an imbecile
we’ve got a pizza on the way and plenty of chips and dip for the big game today.
>>204379170fat cunt
got one of my balls stuck up my bum
>>204379130Oil wont reach smoking point if I do that
>>204379071Mental how badly I… well, you know the rest lol
>mathematics is fundamentally based on assumptions, called axioms, which are accepted as true without proof and serve as the foundation for building more complex mathematical concepts and theorems through logical reasoning; essentially, all mathematical knowledge is derived from these initial assumptions.
>>204379170what game sit hat then
>>204377378Glad I voted tory and brexit. :)https://www.statista.com/statistics/946736/net-migration-to-the-uk-by-citizenship/
>>204379202reminds me of that time a retard here decided maths was a posterioi because he has axioms
>>204378547Getting big, zesty 25 year old, soyjak posting, privately educated, porn addicted, jaded, has a profile picture of a Roman statue, gets blown up by a Russian artillery strike energy reverberating from this post.
>>204379200 Why did your trip get banned again?
>>204379202what's your point?
>>204379244I remember
>>204379257L post
>>204379260Quite a big melty you’re having today lad, did your pass get banned or something?
>>204379257
>>204379244I remember when you had that conversation with yourself all day, too.
my life is sitting in front of a screen for 16-18 hours a day seeing if porn threads have been updated in different forums, japanese eroge new releases and starting blankly at a library full of games ive never played
>>204379290>projection and deflection It must make you so mad that people here like me more than you even though I am one of the worst posters ever
MOON MAN MOON MAN, CAN’T YOU SEE
but in a divison problem if you multiply both terms by 10 then you only divide the answer by 10 not 100that's weird too
Fake tan hands and a hoop
>>204379323its time to make a change
>>204379323>seeing if porn threads have been updated in different forumskektim, not much coming out lately, lazy whores
this nigga having a bigger meltdown than reactor #4 at Chernobyl lol
>>204379202Maths is a language we invented to describe reality, a bit like the languages of English, French, etc.
Got 190 on the ropesExpect particularly homosexual spam very shortly
what did he mean by this
>>204379389you invented maths did you? you the same fella who did ffmimpreg and QUBE?
>>204379376yeah I should get more sleep>>204379381the simps who give money to slags that don't even show their tits are, and I say this as one of the most pathetic people on this planet, massive fucking faggots
>>204379373corr she is sexo
>>204379411By "we" I obviously mean "humans"
I still use my fingers to count. don't know my times tables. could not do division without calculator. couldn't do multiplication without calculator unless you gave me a few goes to remember how.
>>204379389>invented*discovered
yt-dlptiktoktry on haul
>>204379405referring to 100 years since the end of the first world war in 2018.not just drumming up ragebait are you, leftypol?
>>204379428irrelevant parlour tricks they force kids to learn to feign growing intelligence. you didn't miss much.
ARGHHHHHHHH, THE VIRGINS ARE ARGUING ABOUT COMMAND LINE TOOLS AND MATHEMATICS AGAIN
>>204379437maths is not inherent to the world in any strong sense
I don't know how to do percentages on a calculator
>>204379449Yes we get it you are a pedophile can you please hurry up and kill yourself already? Everyone is tired of waiting
>>204379457>11th minute
>>204379428ktim
>>204379412they're all faggots, hate them
>>204379471uh-oh stinky! Melty down
>>204379405lmaommy
making sweet sweet love to a packet of bbq shapes
>>204379464Nothing is
>>204379428ktim. Was moved down a set in maths to the middle then my mum went mental at parents evening so I got moved back up and failed everything.
Shit myself in the pub yesterdayHad to clean myself up in the bogs
Maths sounds cool and interesting. I should learn it at some point. Everything in the world is maths. I can unlock the secrets of our world if I learn advanced maths. Like a philosopher or that indian mystic maths man
>>204379510well thingness is
might saw my own head off
>>204379531good lad. we've all done it
>>204379553Nearly dickless bruce
>>204379553i've been considering that alot recently, think its the sort of thing you just have to do without thinking
>>204379532this romanticism will end once you open an algebra book and realize learning math is memorizing definitions and spending weeks solving problems at the end of a chapter.
>>204379437Well we invented the symbols of maths that we use, and we use them to try and describe reality as accurately as possible
>>204379553Like that woman in Hereditary
>>204379579yodeling
>>204379532pythageros thought this yeah
>>204379596the last bit of hereditary scared me i cant lie
>>204379596Er not really? Her head was knocked off by a lamppost.
>>204379532>Everything in the world is mathsNo it isn't
>>204379576Rorke's nemesis
>>204379626I mean her mother at the end
>>204379635>>204379635
>>204379616great film that
mad how good indians are at maths
>>204379616What happens
>>204379659
>>204379550And what is thingness exactly?
>>204379389brick mate you're so thick lmao
>>204379923>he can't make a counterargumentYou're as thick as pig shit
