seasideSTEAMING
alri
>day out to London>no signal the entire dayEngland is cooked
I think every generation has it tough in their own wayMost things balance out in the end
>>204383449
>>204383458mobile reception is at an all time lowI blame hwawei
bleak thought but it occurs to me that a mother would rather die than have a child commit suicideso it's basically worse than murdering your mothernever kill yourself
LIFEEEEEEEEER
Ewww smelly
>>204383433>Bezos started out with a couple of grand.Do billionaire simp freaks actually believe this?He was given $3,000,000 from his family in 1995 to start a business Sure, he did good to make his business successful. But he came from money and was given millions to start with.
POEMS. The lad reckons himself a poet.
>>204383517
the ac robot thing isnt true btw
agosticism is correct
not going to lie i would like a sexy women to gently dominate my and maybe lock my cock up in a cage
>>204383596Agost what?
>>204383596More of an agnostic myself
>>204383560what is the point of poetry that doesn't rhyme
women owe me sex
>>204383639Better rhymes were hadthan in verse ne'er sung
saw that goal in about 144pthanks starmer
>>204383639
>>204383662women dont exist
>>204383693no wifi?
>>204383765on the rail replacement bus aren't i
so apparently women love reading pornographic novels because men are such bitches these daysmad that
the clapmeats are lining up outside the gherkin...
>>204383693povo cunt
No more parties in hackney
gfs gone home. weekend is nearly over. feeling a bit of the Sunday blues right now 2bh
Evening lads. Mrs is making a mini fry up for our tea, can’t wait I’m starving x
>>204383853watching my sky subscription on my iPhone 15 pro on my unlimited data plan but yeah sure
We need a 4b movement with women in the Uk..Deano, you aren't getting more sex time until the new build is fully paid off and I get to stay in the VIP section in slug and lettuce
Alri what's the craic la
nine prime ministers?NINE?That's insane
>>204383899How did you take a photo of your phone screen?
>>204383697can you summarise thisnot reading all of that
>>204383899dont care
>>204383498No ball
and what about the quim?
>>204383950only my second phone that I also have cos I'm so povvo
>>204383824My Mrs reads dirty books but then she gets ideas from them and we try them out in the bedroom so it’s fine by me. Sometimes she’ll be reading one in bed and it gets her so frisky she’s ready to go immediately it’s based
>>204383944all shite
>>204383944liz truss needs to get the fuck out of anything public
>>204384008John Major's father was born in 1879.
is it true that keir starmer needed the booklet for the words of the our father prayer lol
let me be your oomaoomaoomaooma
So the Maresca meme is finally over then is it
Surrounded by useless, disabled, mentally unwell freaks at unitoil. Absolute state.
for me it's the burgh island sea tractor
>>204383988is that why you were giving her a dish water enema
>l'arse
>>204384041I would too. I only know it in Old English.
>Arse anal
>>204384077>Old English.go on then
going to be watching the darts tonight
>shitsenal
Why are browns always on the fucking phone on public transport?
cronem darting batonjuice into katy's eyes
>>204384109that fella likes a battered sausage and snickers bar hmm?
>>204384073>>204384099>>204384112oh I'm in /sp/ my apologies I'll leaveoh wait a second I'm in the right place and YOU'RE in the wrongget the FUCK out of here
>>204384147yeah he's scottish
>>204384158brit is an sp general deal with it
>>204383952Rhyming is a vulgar and stupid practice from a barbarous age. Good poetry doesn't rhyme, like Homer and Virgil, and has proper meter, rhythm, and content.
>>204384158Seethe on Rasheed, football banter is British culture therefore it belongs on /brit/
>>204384101Fæder ure þu þe eart on heofonum; Si þin nama gehalgodto becume þin ricegewurþe ðin willaon eorðan swa swa on heofonum.urne gedæghwamlican hlaf syle us todægand forgyf us ure gyltasswa swa we forgyfað urum gyltendumand ne gelæd þu us on costnungeac alys us of yfele soþlice
>>204384186>meter, rhythm, and content.does free verse even have this
>>204383974I don't believe you.
nearly a year off the beer
I’ll nut in yo butt
>>204384211No free verse doesn't but that comment was written in the 17th century long before free verse became popular.
>>204384109prime dart chucking specimen this one
sick of all the poppy fascism aboutI care about our fallen in the world wars, doesn't mean I need to worship a plastic emblem or wear it for a full month
>>204384276so just heroic verse is good
>>204384209impressive
>>204384135I guess if you don't speak Haitian or Jamaican you'll never understand what they're saying
>>204384316I wouldn't say that. The comment is by John Milton, by the way. Just thought it was a good example of someone arguing for poetry that doesn't rhyme since you asked what the point was.
love my mrs so much lads
armpits smell like onion bhajis
for me? it's watching tele alone and imagining I had a gf to watch it with. haha yeah
>>204384361so blank verse
going to wanker's corner
>>204384396What?
fuck me, there's sun tomorrow
post some bangers
>don't touch my wifehttps://youtu.be/NV34oJfEkTk?si=s9FKxIPHHjQyqT9n
>>204384409so blank verse is good not rhyhming
>pretending to watch soccer on the bus bizarre
Remember rememberThe skets of NovemberThe blush powder, Mascara and thongs.
>>204384442 I suppose that's what Milton would agree with yeah
Prime Minister Corbyn President Bernie Sanders What could've been....
>>204384219I don't have a third camera or I'd show youI'll tap on on my iPad when I get home maybe
>>204384529Red Terror 2: Electric Boogaloo
Once saw a guy on bus watching an old Mike Tyson fight at full volume on his phone and reacting to it like it was happening live. Weird
>>204384557could just take a picture of the phone itself where you can see you're on the bus but don't worry about it
I’d put Emma Watson’s poo in an ice cream cone.
>>204384369You ever smack her arse?
>>204384565Who is the Canadian equivalent?
>>204384594not on the bus any more but this is a photo of my phone
there must be more to life than this
>>204384635>leather jacket whoa shagger alert
>>204384413Um mate what's the problem with that
DTFIC getting weirdly insecure about the phones other people own again lol
>>204384619Jagmeet Singh, I guess.
>>204384671Daywalker
>>204384659something more than posting on /brit/? Idk maybe
loom status: IT
the slipper socks have been donned
What if /brit/ is the final reality of existence and you are doomed to shitpost and post frogs for eternity
>>204384770why do you people work jobs you hate?just quit
>>204384795Never posted a frog before
>>204384810>just lose your main source of income bro xD
>>204384810money is.. le important
weird how new years eve is on a tuesday this year
>>204384837>trading money over mental healthpmsl
>>204383599you should put this on your hinge profile honestly
>>204384879is that weird,?
the pale ones are lining up...
>>204384885what do you do for work
>>204384814I found one for you fren, it's all yours
age of consent halved
>>204384885having no money would make my mental health much worse
>>204384905breaks up the week in an unusual way
>>204384810Quitting in January me. The only person I like is leaving soon.
>>204384946well presumably it happens approximately every seven years
>>204383697for me it's the anglo-saxon tradition of alliterative verse
>>204384810I will when my ISA hits £1.2 million
yeah?
What poo addiction does to a mfer
scratching my balls
rorke looking rough
>>204384914i deal with bits & bytes>>204384936i guess you don't want it bad enough.If I was in your situation, i would get home and look for my dream job. Do I have to go back to college? So be it.
They really did mah nigga Sonic dirty
>>204385025University here is 9 grand a year.
>>204385025That's different and better advice than simply quitting your job.
piss and shit on the installment plan
>>2043850459 grand that could mean 70,80 or 90k (UK or abroad) in salary in the future.it's an investment
Haha what a post, let me just respond to it quickly>please wait 900 secondsAlri, now time to respond>thread reaches 330 posts
>>204383785What is happening there
sir quiche baker
>>204384837Should have enough saved to get situated with carlife in Scotland's mountains and work at a liquor store par time.Probably would make about the same without rentBut no don't listen to me I'm just your friendly neighborhood schizo and just continue to suffer
Depressive thoughts are back
>>204385105Minimum wage at full time hours will earn you around 17k.University is a debt trap here.
>>204385126I roam around the highlands raping american vanlifers. They call me the bhoybuster.
>>204385132For me I think they are controlling my mind at certain times cause in the morning if I don't get enough sleep or at night when I'm tired I always get desperate for a shag and have sex dreams.
>>204385150>University is a debt trap here.it's 9% of everything over 27khardly anything to moan about
>>204383433He didn't start in a warehouse, buffoon. His grandparents had a 300,000 acre farm.>>204383801It's not a question of what they're called, it's about which class rules society and the mode of productionThere is no middle ground, its either the dictatorship of the bourgeoisie indee capitalism or the dictatorship of the proletariat in socialism.
multiply your age by 1000, then add 20000. That's how much you should be earning at a minimum
>>204385165Good luck raping an ice chad hardened by the cold weather using his chi to stay warm
>>204385196Anyway, any actual source for the air conditioning story? No? Okay then
>>204385184Median wage in this country is 30k, we're not all pedicured like you lad.
>>204385172i control your dreams and i work for the cia ahha
>>204385172I drink lots of alcohol to silence my brain
>>204385150My friend (Portuguese) went to a UK school. Does wonders for your CVStart thinking outside the box. What if your dream job is in Ireland, France, Spain?
>>204385196>His grandparents had a 300,000 acre farm.LOL nopeWell done confirming yourself for a mong who (mis)reads Wikipedia and thinks he's done the research
>>204385294Outside the Eurozone lad.
Raping Al Mountain with my mind
wanking a cock with my arse
>>204385254MI5*Doesn't work if I keep my phone in another room>>204385282Unironically the voice to skull told him drinking would fuck it upShould've had a drink instead of killing his cousin like a mong
Just eaten an entire large dominoes meat feast pizza and side of chicken wingsTummy hurts a little
i didn't know there were lads here with anger issues
rape
>>204385357i work for the cia mi6 (mi5 is british domestic intelligence) doesn't spy on america citizens because uncle sam wouldn't like that and they'd hit us with the anglo be good stick
Beaming gay porn directly into Al Mountain's brain through his cellphone
>>204385368Fuck it might get a dominos now you've said that
>>204385319Often times, if there are only opportunities abroad you can start from the ground floor in your own country. Being the first in something is great
>>204385357Whoops, that was the Indiancel who got executed by a cop after making it big in Vegas Glenn was the guy who killed his cousin cause the voices made him think he had hit on him for a life insurance policy >don't get a gun>don't get a life insurance policy>drink and trust based LookoutfaCharlie Simple as
>>204385368corrr
>>204385368i'm making a healthy chicken rice stir fry
Adding subliminal gay porn to YouTube videos about schizos
>>204385400Warehouses usually only have one floor.
>>204385419lol
>>204385394Five eyes are run by the same guys. It's a global communist take overEven in Australia these cunts love harassing citizens https://rumble.com/user/Global_communist_takeover1
>>204385368Nice truman show product placement you fucking weirdo.
>rice stir fryjust call it fried rice you gimp
the family is watching Gogglebox againcannot describe how much I despise this shite
>>204385150>University is a debt trap here.Not really. You're a yankified mong desu
mmhmm is gon be a long nite at the gherkin x
>>204385435Wish I was this schizophrenic
>>204385435Based nooticerThey want to inject as much marketing and faggotry into the average white guy's head as possible.Gay consoomers are more profitable than sensible gigachads
Currently waiting on my deliveroo rider to bring me fags and lucozade
>>204385229That doesn't help your case at all you mug lmao
Currently wanking my deliveroo rider
>>204385463FAKE AD!
tell me about yourself anon
>>204385422ok
Fuckin ell, must be the 10th consecutive night of fireworks
>>204385489hope he gets a tip
werehouse
Still haven't brushed my teeth
>>204385520Can I carry you on my back ? so I can have a 10 behind me like Messi
is bastard a swear word?
>>204385541*scrubs them clean with my hairy bollocks*
Mumberg forcefed me Danish pancakes and is dragging her feet out the door to get errands done and my Vyvanse guts are screaming for a pooThink she might be off tomorrow so I can destroy all this carbslop
>>204385461Really is. Labour is charged a percentage of its own value for its reproduction and left to a market which has no business being privatised. The entire thing is a racket based on a credential system which extorts the wealthy from other countries based on a completely inequitable rate; proportionally on income, you will pay for more than a foreign student ever will for their degree here.
Been going since Halloween over here.
>>204385567Okay I’m gay
>>204385520timmy buying her dinner so she has enough energy for the gherkin
Some days I'm simply not gay at all
>>204385571nigga what the fuck are you talking about why can't you talk normally
>>204385579>Labour is charged a percentage of its own value for its reproductionYes, people pay for a service, what a shock
>>204385615Previously provided by income revenue; shock and horror!
>>204385579>you will pay for more than a foreign student ever will for their degree here.Let's see your reasoning for this.
>>204385646Median income for foreign students who can spare 55k of capital versus A-Level student who will likely earn at most 30k out of work.Who has the more capital I wonder
Wish people would pay you to run errands for them still. Used to water plants and de-weed gardens for people in my old village.
MI6 Project Monarch
>>204385680pretty sure cleaners and gardeners still exist
>>204385679>>204385646>But they pay more!!!!1
mumberg wants us to eat at a literal prison where the prisoners cook in a restaurantare they not going jizz into the food or something
>>204385680They do just not for fully grown men
Got really bad mental health problems. And super tired after a 10 hour shift.
>>204385579>proportionally on income, you will pay for more than a foreign student ever will for their degree here.ahemsowhat
Truly these stupid plastic figurines are the second worst game the UK has ever produced(first one is footy)Verification NOT required btw.
>>204385680cost of living crisis
>>204385727Mental elf
Baseball is just the yankee version of cricket.
>>204385727Didn't ask.
>>204385718haha your mother probably getting sloppy at the thought of it
Got some hairy bollocks stuck between my teeth
>>204385679Why have you assumed that that international students do not take out private loans to finance their studies?
>>204385727shut the fuck up spain paedo
>>204385727it's okay EW
>>204385721What about for midgets?
>>204385809Laughing at you, the loan requirements alone would dwarf the long term costs of actually paying upfront. That doesn't even invalidate the premise: university is a debt trap which has shifted from the public provision of education for the British public to a private one for the international market. Makes you proud to be British
honestly knackered i might stick a pizza in and go to bed
>okay I'm gonna leave>whoops let just CLEAN THE ENTIRE OVENIt's the same feeling I had after she first got here and instead of going to the gay little nature trail for a shite I went to the public bathroom which was locked for the seasonFucking hell
>>204385866needs a cronem
want my FUCKING dinner alreadywhat on earth is mumberg's problem??i am STARVINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHH!!!!!!
>that could mean 70,80 or 90knearly fell off my chair laughing at this
>>204385889why
>>204385906ktim
>>204385906bless you little boy
>>204385919would look nice
>>204385880big fan of just calling it a day once I feel the day has nothing left to offer, me
>dogberg is getting horrendously fat this should be literally illegal it goes to a vet most months as well. is the vet just not saying anything or it falls on deaf ears?fucking hell, mother
>>204385937sounds gay
got the toenails trimmed, shan't be doing that again for at least six months
>>204385990not really
I think I've paid back a few hundred quid on student finance cos I'm perpetually under employed 77k last time I checked
torrented a film called "the gods must be crazy"anyone seen it????? any reviewsssssss?
>>204386013your obsession with black men is a bit gay
>>204386017>77kif they put it to you straight with these figures - "would you like to pay £70,000 for your degree" - it would reduce enrolment appropriately
my dinner was 4 poached eggs on toast
can feel a poo coming on and judging by the warmup farts it's going to be a real stinker
>>204386053obsession? how
>be me, London bvll>haven't spoken to a neighbour in my 28 years of life>recently have new neighbours who've moved down from Yorkshire>they keep knocking on the door for teabags, extra sugar, jump leads - all just because we're neighbours which apparently entitles them to free things instead of going to Tesco and fucking buying it how do I tell them to fuck off without being mean?they don't know how london culture works
homosexual niggerotica again? change the channel
my mum just asked what makes a continent a continent instead of a country or something like thatfunny how she asks the toddler questions to me now
Going to work extra hard to make sure mumberg can never come back to this house with one central bathroom she stakes out all dayEvery living quarters needs an exceptionally private bathroom
>>204386105hilarious post
>>204385906Not on, just not on. Doesn’t she know you’re a hungry little boy??
>>204386094you post about them every time you're hereyou've used the word 'cronem' in 775 posts
student debt wiped after 30 year = secret godmode trick in your 50s
everybody dance,doodle oo doo, shag my ass,shag, my ass
>>204386173Reskilling in your 50s so you can retire at 100
>>204383939You're not Irish
>>204386113mumberg genuinely asked me where wales was oncegenuinely convinced schools didn't exist in the 70s
>>204386192>ass foy
>>204386155im sharing my opinions and thoughts
>>204386155>you've used the word 'cronem' in 775 postsholy grim
doing a shitberg out my arsestein
>>204386204Telling an American he's not Irish is like telling a child Santa isn't real.
>>204386211thought of putting arse but the song is sang in yank
>>204386201roboticisation will allow me to become a mechanoid around aged 65
>>204386218you're broadcasting your obsession
>>204386210mine couldn't name three countries in Africamight be dementia
>>204386224wonder how many times poo has been posted
>>204386230Same, mumberg seems to derive sadistic pleasure from not allowing me to shit as long as possible and overfeeding me>I'm full>forces me to eat more anywayGrimNeed a wife to scare her off
How to pay rent while starting a business Free Online Course
>>204386147she has just told me it's going to be another full HOUR until it's ready when i went down for a fake glass of squash (i already have a glass full in my room)i am SO ANGRY!!! it took all my mental strength not to scream at her
new botchamania is out
could be, think dementia's east, next to tanzania
me chillin wid di brodies todaycall dat cotchamania
me if you even care
>>204386311fucking fresh out of the year 2000 are you
>>204386297Stay strong king, you’ll get a full tummy soon enough
Still waiting on my deliveroo starting to get a bit worried
>>204385876>Laughing at you, the loan requirements alone would dwarf the long term costs of actually paying upfront.So?
might just haha
how grim have things gotten that I have to wear fucking gloves to bed
uni is an investment that you only pay off if you profit from itseems like a fair deal to me
PAN, SLIGHTLY COOLER THAN AN ARBITRARY POINT AT WHICH FREE FATTY ACIDS WITHIN THE OIL BEGIN TO BREAK DOWN AND SMOKE
got 4 years student loan and dropped out in the third year of the course, me
>>204386380Are you deathly ill?
>>204386421you mustve been tilled
timmy snr feeling proud of his daughter katy volunteering to help tutor cronem from socioeconomic disadvantaged backgrounds x
>>204386458This general is too fucking weird to stay in
>>204386353As in, the agreement on the guarantors income for the loan contract, not to mention the interest charged, would mean that when compared proportionally the fraction of their total earnings would be higher than yours.The difference in price is negligible.
>>204386458mmhmm his pacemaker finna work overtime when he finds out what exactly she's been helping with x
>>204386445dunno what tilled meansi'm not as bothered by it as i perhaps should be as i at least lived an actual life whilst i was therewas night and day in terms of personal growth before and after
uni Is gay
>>204383393
katy loosening up for the first time in her life chatting away to the charismatic cronem x
>>204386472We really have to leave.
>>204386429no I'm just fucking cold as fuck. had the heating on full blast for the past hour and my room is still an ice box.
>>204386480>would mean that when compared proportionally the fraction of their total earnings would be higher than yours.Yeah? So?
>>204386564Why do they look so quizzical
new>>204386479>>204386479
timmy jnr wondering where his oneitis katy spends her fridays now
Go to the little tesco. Anyone want anything? x
>>204386608Yeah, pack of custard cream doughnuts for me bigman
