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>>204386619TWO Gherkins, Adam?!?
softly massaging commiemong's gooch with foot
timmy snr and timmy jnr working together to figure out the equation of katy + cronem = cronem-jnr x
eating poo
Yeah I'll have some mustard cream - I mean custard creep - I mean mustard creep doughbuts - I mean doughnuts please. Yeash. Custard Creep doughbnnuts/
>>204386565You're being charged through the nose for something the government not only should but can provide free of charge, because it makes people you will never meet rich.
do people who drive on the left instinctively walk on the left side of the path passing people in public or in the shop?
bokkle of butty bach down the gullet
>have been forced to filter out the aussies nowSpakinonce has gone too far this time
umm lads i don't mean to alarm you but i might see the sun tomorrow
>>204386711bruhwtfBRUH#]
>>204386711Make sure to look directly at it to absorb its energy
>>204384565Communists did red terror, not social democrats.
>>204386711*books a coach to Leeds and gets all the /brit/ lads on it* come on lads let's make the most of it x
Need to shower but so so tired
>>204386677Complete non-sequitur to the point you were failing to make by comparing to foreign students
>>204386705the entire population of the UK is absolutely obsessed with walking as slowly as fucking possible right in front of me, and either forcing me onto the road or into a hedge. the gormless cunts of this country, whom roam our streets, have all the grace of a dyspraxic toddler, the spacial awareness of a sentient bumper car, and all the thoughtfulness and consideration of an autistic misanthrope who just got shat on by a bird.
>>204386752do you still have your bollocks st
>>204386705probably not, because the retards in this country don't understand that you should walk on the right
>>204386760what’s he so happy about x
>>204386767nary a hair on my chest or 'belly area', though there are small rings of hair around my nipples
>>204386773Not my experienceForeigners are slow, natives walk plenty quick enough
>>204386798still a boy
the red terror is what I see every morning in my toilet bowl aha
>>204386757Enjoy your future. You've earned it
why can't we have a chud leader lads?
Mad how heathermong is always here to post with belgium haha
>>204386773total slow walker death
>>204386773why would you be forced into a hedge lmao, this is your fault
>>204386773>an autistic misanthrope who just got shat on by a birdktim when your mums in town
>>204386804My experience is that eastern european men will not move at all from their path to make room for anyone
>>204386804>Foreigners are slowkaty says otherwise x
>>204386821Will doI earn more than you, and always will, good luck with the electroplating
>>204386828they is buddies :)
>>204386743Never heard of a joke before?
>>204385312My mistake, only the 25000 acres hahaha>>204385223Not him but Amazon conditions are well known.https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/amazon-warehouse-death-heat-safety-new-jersey-rcna43639
>>204386814nearly 32 in fact. do have a very hairy arse and grow thick facial hair very quickly, and have a full luscious head of hair. just none on the chest or stomach.
in bedunder the leccy blanketwatching derry girlsgot a beer pouredgot some little pizza parcel things a macguivered from some tortilla wraps
american blacks are the slowest and most obstructive walkers on the planet, they do it in the middle of the road in a neighborhood where there's no way to get around them
>>204386828either it's one bloke, or it's two+ specimen whom both coordinate their spam at the exact same time as each other. can't decide which is more pathetic, honestly.
>>204386861Guessing you work in mental health
>>204386881>My mistake>Not himThey're both replying to the same post commiemong mate
cronem hold katy’s waist and just hurling his phat python down her back while her phone lights up with a text from timmy lookin to chat her up ohhhh my daaaaaaaays x
>>204386897beer poured on a sunday? no work in the morning lad? aha you must be on your week off work, I assume....
>>204386881>only the 25000 acres hahahaYeah quite a substantial differenceBearing in mind 25,000 acres is much less impressive in America vs here
australians are a race of cuckolds
>>204386967dolled up and ready for the cronem x
>>204386951no i have work in the morningbut i fancy three beers on a sunday eveningis that okay mum?
>>204386972arrest all women
Got a job interview tomorrow. Clean shaven, suited up with M&Ss finest threads, nose-hairs trimmed, been dieting recently - and looking lean, got my answers ready for>why do you want to join xxx>what inspired you to apply for this role doing yyy>what can you bring to the table for zzzGoing to give the bastards zero reason not to hire me.
>>204386951i'm on my third voddymonday is the toilers doss day. as well as friday. and some parts of thursday.
>>204386967lovely
>>204386993just say what you think at the timedont bother with pre-learned answers
>>204386911mmmh, so you're saying there's nothing you can do? To get around them that is.
>>204386987uh... uh yeah that's fine lad you do as you like you know, to each their own yeah...(jesus christ...)
>>204386244It's good for them to know the truth
>>204387032i don't like your attitude
>>204387053cant tell if this is ai or not
>>204387077it's a man
>>204387071eh what? I didn't say anything lad (wow he's still drinking it... and at this time...)
got Monday and Tuesday off toil lads x
>>204387010>just say what you think at the timenot nearly charismatic enough to pull that off without committing a massive social faux pas and/or sounding like an incoherent retard
>At least 2,513 people have been killed and 11,719 injured in Lebanon since September 16, when Israel stepped up its campaign against Hezbollah, according to a CNN tally of Lebanese health ministry statements.
Sing, O' muse
turning commiemong into a fashpilled nietzschean ancapbro by introducing him to the male arsegasm
back from oxford had the loveliest time x
>>204387131presumably all terrorists
>>204387157no-one cares gyaldemfreak you evil ghoul
>>204387131How are they not finished with that yet? Tired about hearing this stuff.
this pub walks with bill bailey bollocks is such a clear steal from mortimer and whitehouse it's weird
>>204387157she has literally one songwomen and homosexuals overuse the word "iconic"
>>204387202>she has literally one songlolwutemotion is one of the best pop records this millennium
>>204387167who? >>204387202she has 7 studio albums and several EPs x
>>204387222you're an immense faggot
don't listen to an artist unless they write their own songs, me
How much are you spending on the weekly shop? Just dropped 140 dollars for me and the mrs. Daylight robbery
>>204387250like i'm not though
WHAT A WEIRD THREAD
Listening to Boris Johnson's latest book
>>204387222no one cares what you think, idiot. that person is a one hit wonder. don't say "lolwut" to me as if you didn't instantly understand what i was saying
If Planes, trains and automobiles had been set during Christmas instead of Thanksgiving it would've been celebrated all over the world as one of the greatest movies of all time.
>>204387222that's mariah carey lad. in the 90s.
>>204387292i genuinely don't even know what one hit you'd be referring to
>>204387263Very midwit thing to do
non-anglos are a race of cuckolds
>>204387303Dont know what this means
Leftypol exposed
timmy jnr following self-improvement courses to save the west but feeling demoralised when he goes out and sees katy with her cronem jnrs x
>>204387263how about elton?
New ink
>>204387292>that person is a one hit wonderfar from itfool
Johnny Dangerously is such a kino film lads
>>204387358TIMMEH
>>204387358TIMMY
>>204387366can tell you're a rorke, that one came right from the heart
>>204387332You do though don't youInsincere faggot
>>204387371Read it in their disgusting accent
thinking of moving to Mexicoi have family there and am fluent in Spanish so taking advantage of the low cost of living seems like it'd be cool
>>204387409i literally don'trun away with me?
>>204387410You are not, nor will you ever be Irish, Scottish or English
>>204387358lmaooo
>>204387371Been on /brit/ too long
carlymong on the ropes lol
Might take up a racquet sport
>>204387452Born and bred in Ireland lad so shut up
>>204387358Anyone who harasses disabled people is the lowest of the low
arbeit macht freiCOOL
welsh shortbread in bed? don't mind if i do
>>204387534this desu
you're not gonna believe this, lads. took me a whole week to spot this.I had1.0f32 / (1.0f32 + f32::exp(x))and I wanted1.0f32 / (1.0f32 + f32::exp(-x))
>>204387584Is Wales known for its shortbread? Enjoy regardless
>>204387616you are poor in runescape and in real life
>>204387638>you are poor in runescapemaybe>and in real lifemaybe not, look up how much rust programmers get paid
Learning C# again. Dev toil here I come!
Having read this article, I say this with as much empathy and kindness that I can muster: look at that fucking tattoo, there was nothing of value lost from her death aside from one less fuck meat in the worldDon't care if it's edgy, it's how I feel
me vs the janny
>>204387626think it's more scotland 2bh but welsh is what i've gotsurely must be better than rubbish old english shortbread at any rate
lads been on a heavy sesh this weekend and now my shit is dark green should i be worried?
>>204387679Sad looking bum
>>204387713Do you take supplements? I think psyllium husk does that to me occasionally.
>>204387734Haven't seen this in a while. Absolute gold.
there's a tranny darts player playing right now
>>204387773best of luck to your dad
People who use the word 'goodies', in any context, should be slaughtered.
>>204387773ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTYYYYYY
>>204387734Bless him
>>204387757>Andy Milligan>Irish: Anglicized form of Gaelic Ó Maolagáin 'descendant of Maoileagán', a personal name from a double diminutive of maol meaning 'bald' or 'tonsured'.
>>204387785
>>204387713I've been having a lot of matcha and mines green too
>>204387785that's me done then aha
New>>204386584>>204386584>>204386584
>>204387819ahaha you're a good sport
>>204387751nah but have necked approximately 20 pints of guinness in the last 3 days
alri
>>204387831>ahaha you're a good sportthats what his tranny da said about darts
>>204387831Unlike darts.(Darts does seem to have an entertaining crowd experience thougheverbeit)
>>204387841Who's this?
>>204387895joe
>>204387841Would listen to The Cure with whilst shagging her rotten.
>>204387895@Squoggs
>>204387934there's no curing what you've got m8
*looks into the camera and raises one eyebrow while grinning*oh yeah, it's coffee time me thinks
>>204387915she should have been nominated in 2020
>>204387805god she is beautiful
>>204387950Can't argue with you there ngl
>>204387941thx
luv ebony kweens so much it's unreal lads.. like so, so, so much
peter capaldi is in this minder episode i'm watching
Dire thread.
>>204388027did the rest of her bum fall off
If God is real why did he make me an incel?You can't say "God helps those who help themselves" because then that means that prayer is useless.
Time for a nice, refreshing glass of Adam's ale.
ngl i think it's kind of sad the /brit/ meetup went so disastrously and there isn't even a picture of it outside of the meme other boards have meetup pics and /brit/ tried it and it turned into the most infamous mong disaster of the entire website
>>204388027Loved that Blacked video she did with Kendra SunderlandIf Blacked did more lesbian stuff maybe I'd actually pay for their shit
thought there was only six of these shortbread biscuits but there's actually ninegood job i'm a fat cunt
>>204388053Keisha is very sexy.
>the timer didnt filter belgianmong outffs jannies, do better.
>>204388004hilarious how you put effort into these and nobody gives a fuck about your sad little gimmick spainlad
christmas is coming up ladswhat are good presents
>>204388052*pulls my trousers down and shows you my arse*
>>204388072>If Blacked did more lesbian stuff maybe I'd actually pay for their shitGet a clue.
just got asked if I'm Irish diaspora twice in a matter of seconds haha
>>204388061Went to a /cgl/ meet back in the day. Everyone was really cool in person, but there was a lot of drama about it on the board afterwards.
>>204388106pontefract cakes
imagine being a 4chan mod that's very in tune with /brit/ and getting paid to delete 190's spam would ensue a legendary meltdown
i am english diaspora
in bed already and couldn't be comfier time to spend 4 hours on my phone
>>204388100Why do you say this shit every time? Why do you think I'm him? Weird guy
>>204388165Zased.
>>204386760ngl he's getting better at prompts his skills are improving
>>204388106A presence of mind.
>>204388161https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrOQC-zEog
>>204388052God gives us a vast array of different characters to play. Maybe you can learn something playing this one.
>>204388106there's lots of sheep and goats in Ireland you ever think of getting them a gift? Yeah that's what I thought
>>204388169There is a subsection of schizos who believe that every gimmick is made by Spaino
Please be quiet I'm expecting a very important phone call
wanking into a cup then drinking it
If I was alive in California in the 70s I would’ve been a well adjusted normal person living life
>>204388161Nigel O'Smith, Church of Ireland vicar, member of the Royal Society of Dublin and prominent Irish nationalist, is that you?
>>204388165Make sure to piss every hour x
>>204388197Shut it Spaino
pouring a lovely delicious drink into a cup and drinking it
ffmpeg was created by an irish diasphora wanking into a goblet
>>204388211Nah actually you'd be burnt out on LSD and too much sun
>>204388209tried this once to retain the nutrients within but I couldn't stomach it, I even tried using a syringe to shoot it in the back of my throat but to no avail
>>204388211>all of these weird looking guys surrounded by attractive womenYou can NOT suffer in America
2l water bottle is filled and it's lush
love chinese girlslove japanese girlslove korean girls
>>204388249Would’ve been amazing. I was born in the wrong time and country
>>204388261does it fit in your arsehole and vage
>>204388197KYS
wonder if those people that grow up in places like austrlia and hawaii and california are actually aware how lucky they are
corr yeah reckon ww1 might have been worth it for this
had to hold a poo while talking on the phonefinished talkingran to the toiletunleashed and its brutal
>>204388200Damn this gimmick is so funny after the 1000th timeyou think you could post it 1000 more times?
>>204388278keep it PG yeah lad?
"The Nile Song" is "one of the heaviest songs the band ever recorded".
>>204388275This is so great man. Ever consider of thinking of something fucking new?
>>204388272
>tfw born in a poor Southern State in America and ended up moving to EnglandTell me there is a god! I dare you.
love birds with big brown arseholes me
>>204388336Mental how fit they are
role: ai prompter for 4chan
>>204387805leftypol's indie-rock group. their most popular song "Eton Boys" in a cutting critic of Tory mis-managed Britain which manages to be simultaneously humorous and insightful while ripping into bigots, elderly white people, and the police.
>>204388332Are you actually american
new shoes
>>204388384too big
>>204388332yes mate you telling the clearly mentally deranged spammer he should get new material will stop him for sure
do you drink your tea with milk or sugar
>>204388426i don't drink teamilk is cruel and sugar is poison
>>204388426depends or the type of tea
If you arent roiding, getting tats, and earning 10k a week then you aren't an alpha and dont @me.
>>204388441do you drink water
>>204388463yeahsparkling please
>>204388426both
>>204388426tea 2 no milk ta
>>204388426splash of semi skinned milk
>>204388448Which one of those do you do
>>204388505Nice one max what a babe
7 poos today
>>204388364remy and allie haze's bumholes have made shoot so many ropes
I sure hope that a pretty woman shares my political values, that would really validate both me and my opinions. I would be willing to give a lot of time, money, and attention to a pretty lady who spouts off the same garbage that I agree with.
>>204388426I drink coffee like a civilised personI have milk in coffee but no sugar
Desire is the root of all negative emotions
will not be letting porn control my life. I'm porn free now
>>204388555alright literally every politically active man
>>204388555I literally don't give a fuck what she believes only to lightly tease
>>204388297Her vagina looks the same corr
>>204388606me, entering the thread
>>204388578no one sane puts sugar in coffee
Don't you DARE take that tone with me
poo poo poopoopoopoopoopoopoopoo poo!
>>204388336china > korea = japan
>>204388426unsweetened. no milk.sometimes sweetened with honey.
my gf's 43
ducks? big fan.also bears.
>>204388606
opinions on a 9 day fortnight?
You have to be the stronger man
>>204388691more a 17 day month man myself
wonder what it's like to have friends in school with uniforms only to see them dress like complete virgins outside of it
>17cor
Wish I didn't dislike my dad, but he's a very difficult man to like. Very autistic, very self-absorbed, big misanthrope. Very unpleasant to talk to, he gets offended very easily, and he isn't really interested in any conversation unless it's about himself or his very narrow range of interests (and he will throw a tantrum if you disagree with him).
>>204388763liek father liek son eh
>>204388680
>>204388763ktim ktimd
Mad how Thriller was mostly written by British musicians and that Michael Jackson actually had very little creative input into most of his career.
>>204388691I play it occasionally with my friends haha
>>204388597dont be misogynistic
dead thread
live thread
>>204388780screaming
>>204388780laughed at this
>>204388829it's like how britain's biggest song of all time (Angels) was written by an irishman and stolen by Robber Williams
>>204388780breathed through my nose quickly at this
>>204388829Quincy Jones??
>>204391601Welsh
Gear!
did you know there's a ticket called Britrail that gives you unlimited train travel for X days but only if you're a foreigner
>>204386479The top five countries currently holding bitcoin are the U.S. with just over 200,000 bitcoin, China with almost 200,000, the U.K. with 61,000, Ukraine with almost 50,000 bitcoin, Bhutan with around 13,000 and El Salvador with some 5,000
>>204391667joke's on them cos british rail travel is HOT DOG WANK
despise myself
>>204391703all failed states
well this bread is a bit stale is it not?
>>204391667spent 200 quid for a universal travel ticket for like 3 days in switzerland once
i don't want any bitcoins
>>204391703>UkraineAha
>>204387131
>>204391726liven it up under the grill
>>204386828>>204386920do you reckon they are gooning together while posting interracial sex trolls on /brit/?
pint of duck please mate
>>204391587Haha what's he like?
Fucks sake
*cums my fucking cock smoove off*
ey up duck
Wish I could have a lovely coffee but it is far far far too late
>>204391909
>>204391909cheeky coffee when you log on for toil in the AM lad x
Energy! Come on lads, get a MOVE ON!
>>204391909I had one around 2 hours, it was bloody nice
>>204391909Get some decaf in you
more like pooffe for poof who have poo sex lul
Allergies started acting up
does balding have an evolutionary advantage? why else would it happen?
>>204392106>>204392106
