Mental how badly I mindraped him edition
do you have these in bongland? everyone says they're good and they're terrible
>Janitor applications are now being accepted. Apply here.
Worst invention of the brits was certainly GamesWorkshop.Now I have nogs over here who are OBSESSED with selling me plastic figurines.
jewnited arab emirates
how is it even legal to pay jannies no money?
>>204388057Because they volunteer to do it, for some strange reason
think I just saw my son in the last thread
>>204388780ktim as a penguin instead of human
I'm a one man band, sorry ladies
tonight's wanktoil>>>/s/22083284>>>/s/22056785
>>204388832>indian
The picture that destroy studentmongs
>>204386978Still a massive landownerAnyone giving it the "lol pull up your bootstraps" line for Bezos is a bourgeois louse
>>204387871there's like 100 types of M&Ms. im sure you can find one you like
anime
>>204388861>not pictured on apprenticeship side>friends>sex>festivals>freedom to live the best years of your life
just so you know you guys can wank me whenever you want...
>>204388920Nah
Just doing my level 3 retail apprenticeship. I'm going to work in a shop!
you used to fuck me up my bumhole,late night when you need my love,fuck me up the bumhole,late night when you need my love
>>204388861Nobody earns that much on apprenticeships lolNot to mention most apprenticeships are just ways for companies to get free labour
>>204388943get to folding those tshirts boy
>>204388918>post-covid uni>>friends>>sex>>festivals>>freedom to live the best years of your lifelol, lmao - even
genuinely think theres some sort of missing link between humans and pigs, they look so human like
it loomsit fucking looms
>>204388976Spoke to someone who worked at Macy's in yankland.Said you can get fired if you don't fold them right and that customers there make a big thing about it
Right wingers love the word "esoteric"
ever since i left a shitty poo,on your dick my nigga you been stressed out
>>204388999looks like orange man
>>204388861ok but doing WHAT. an apprenticeship doing WHATyou're a mong if you think physical/manual labor is the same as office shit
>>204388999That's literally Drumpf
>>204389010as they should. we take our shirts seriously
>>204388980better than being a bricklayer and bantering with fat Ian and doing sniff in the local
>>204388936okay well I'm still here if you ever change your mind
>>204389054Used to pretend to scan shit and just give it to customers for free accidently here. Be fired in a second if I lived in your hellhole
>added a number of indian and muslim coworkers on linkedin>feed now filled with them liking and sharing blogposts by dating gurus, grifters, and islamistsdon't know what I was expecting, but I can't imagine how shameless you want to be to promote a post that includes the phrase: "I haven’t touched booze in 16 months, I’m forced to be confident when talking to girls at the bar"
>>204389029Right wingers go two minutes without rape or porn (0% completion)
*raises an eyebrow*
>>204389052
Thank god I got my apprenticeship in fixing pipes under people's houses so I can crawl around in shit all day. Those people with comfy office jobs are sure jealous of me
>>204388999your mum?
>>204389052me when spaki goes another thread spamming ai images without the janny intervening
wandering mindlessly around my flat in a affection starved loneliness and despair induced psychotic state mumbling incoherent shite to myself lads
Modern Warfare 2 is 15 years old today
extremely low quality aislop spamming/flooding avatar/signature
>>204388861Did an apprenticeship myself, your better off going to college. You earn way more when you finish and have way more fun at college.These images are made by blue collars trying to cope.
>>204389120My dad's mate gave me a spare copy and it almost ruined my GCSEs
>>204389142you're* dumbass
>>204389120
>>204389159I don't enjoy seeing stuff like this. I'm sure she's a perfectly nice lady and it seems very cruel to laugh at her for something we've probably all done at least once before.
>>204389186
taking the mrs to Corfu
>>204389217more like snorefu
Bought a 1 lb bag of sour patch kids at the pharmacy last night
>>204388918>>freedom to live the best years of your life-_-
>>204389119give yourself a hug de lad
>>204389186being fat with no hand eye coordination is really pathetic
>>204389186T. Ankles made of breadsticks
>>204389217more like borefu
accidentally scranned an entire bag of veggie straws
>>204388999irish diaspora
>>204389205fat and old. pathetic
>>204389217more like morepoo
>>204389270>>204389265empathy isn't a weakness, lads. you'll realise that when you finally grow old enough to post here.
>>204389217more like corrpoo
>>204389325fingered her outside an underage disco in carlow
I shall NOT wear the poppy and I shall NOT observe a minute silence
>>204389369>.<
>>204389350Nope because it's AI
>>204389308All i said was you have weak little ankles
I’m underselling myself a bit I do have one friend One of those friends who is your friend now only by virtue of knowing each other since you were 4 or something.We’re both quite different people now and when we meet (maybe like 5 times a year) the conversation doesn’t flow anything like it used to when we were at school although we’re comfortable around each other and could tell each other anything. Text each other most days as well and he’d probably consider me his best friend also. He doesn’t drink or anything so when we meet it’s usually just for a walk or something which im grateful for, but I’m not likely to expand my social circle that way
>>204389369not wearing the poppy because I don't go out, not having a moment of silence because I can't handle it mentally
Who? Who will not wear the poppy?
Le sex xDFascinating
>>204389350>>204389269>>204389171>>204389095>>204389028>>204388841>>204389405>spamming/flood>off-topic>extremely low quality>has been going on for several consecutive threads>being done by a man on a vpn who spams perma-banable material here pretty much every weekjanny. please. just do your fucking job. jesus christ.
>>204389217more like pissus
>>204389448k incel bai
>>204389369Good postThe poppy is a rotten symbol of imperialism
>>204389455Nothing will be done. And he won't stop spamming, so /brit/ essentially becomes unusable in these conditions.At what point do they get the Toby treatment? Why can't he post the mice if they can post their AI?
what is welsh culture exactly?
Last had sex 3 years ago
>>204389511Cawl and a rarebit
>>204389511slags and ruggers
anyone got any skunk?
>>204389492gyno/puffy nipples are so grim on guys my goodness
>>204389455Announcing a report is a bannable offense :)
>>204389511Mari Llwyd
>>204389511Rugby, coal mining and eating bara brith in a windowless hovel
>>204389546quote the part where he announced a report
https://betterttv.com/emotes/popular
>>204389574virus
>>204389537Yeah. Get him lads!
>>204389506>At what point do they get the Toby treatmentto be fair, they pretty much stopped banning mousenonce after a point. he wore them down until the jannies literally gave up. he sort of just calmed down on his own
>>204389511they're the sheep shaggers right?
the scrandemic
>>204389585omg babby skunks so funneh
>>204389613got the same tray
>>204389613elton slawn
>>204389613What's in the bowl?
>>204389585i was referring to anyone in possession of herbal cannabis
you dole scrounging drug addict
>>204389662Haha yeah nailed me anyways you lot gonna unsanction me?
>>204389613Looks like my dogs diarrhoea in a bowl
>>204389613fruitcake for the fruitcake
>>204389511come here and find out
>>204389638Elton johns contribution
>>204389638Foreign muck
powerful.......
>went to a dietitian>they told me to eat less carbs and more protein/fats>suggested I eat peanuts and almonds as a snack>cheese and whole milk are fine too??? bitch i already eat plenty of protein/fats and barely any carbs. my problem is the portion control
>>204389728reject MGTOW
>>204389736you'll need to add fluorine to your diet come January
Spaki posting shite on /brit/ all day because someone once btfo him here and he never got over it
>>204389728hate misandry so much its unreal
what the fuck!!
Right hand side of my head is about 15% grey hairs. Left side of my head is 100% brown. How the fuck have I managed that?
lads my poo is still dark greenis it over for me?
My dad and uncle at my parents wedding (1986)
Watching deadwood
>>204389829mental
>>204389455janny is a leftymong. he's probably making the images himself. you only get banned if you mention Do
anyone going HMD tonight?
>>204389736Maybe dont snack at all you fat pig
If you think about it, 4chan is a bit schizophrenicOn one hand 4chan tries to be hardline by hating minorities etcOn the other hand 4chan posts unusually soft things, like cat pictures and anime
spaedo on a mad one
>27 years old>live at home>hair is thinning slightly>kissless handholdless virgin>no friends for nearly 10 years at this point>wasted 1000s of hours playing games/posting online>hobbies/interests are all solitary things>poor social skills>panic about being exposed as a virgin>don't have the confidence to talk freely to people out of embarrassment and timidity in case I'm mocked or rejected>afraid to show my own personality around women>filled with regrets and humiliation>only girl I ever confessed my feelings to, who I thought liked me, mocked me>will never have a family of my own>relatives similar in age to me are starting families>assume every women I meet either isn't interested in me or has a BF/husband>constantly self-conscious and critical of myself>feel awkward and start panicking whenever I'm in a room and relationships/sex/romance comes up>given up any hope of ever having a GF or sex without paying a prostitute>never had a female friend so I'm clueless about how to interact with women beyond basic conversation>tried using Bumble, hardly any likes>recently started a new job and still worried I've made a mistake>never had a female friend so I'm clueless about how to interact with women beyond basic conversation
you ever see arabs that look like they could be half asian? what's up with that
>>204389880omds it's a novel mate
>>204389874whats schizo about it? i like funny cats and dislike minorities
>>204389880off to the pub with you asap
>>204389880spaki's life story
rosie jones remote controlled wheelchair
>>204389880chatgpt summarise this post
is that lad who was going to lose his virginity to a prostitute last thursday in?
>>204389842Possibly the worst suit I've even seen. Looks likee its made from bin bags for some two sizes bigger than him
>>204389874>4chan is a bit schizophrenicnatural consequence of thousands of brains trying to reach any consensus on anything
>>204389880>>tried using Bumble, hardly any likesFONC
you'd think someone who got a clue from going to the pub wouldn't post about it every day on 4chan
>>204389880>>panic about being exposed as a virginThis is the only line I needed to read. Your entire existence hinges on this. Pay for an escort at this point lad. It'll genuinely turn your life around immediately.
>>204389925that’s how people dressed in them times
Girlie What The Duck
falling asleep
my knees hurt how do you fix knees
>>204389975strap em up
>>204389975grow younger
>>204389975leg extensions
Fucking patronising bitch.
>>204389880lol al lme except i'm 35
>>204389974*bangs a loud gong*
What sports do you lads play? Into badminton myselfQuite big with Indians but apart from that good fun
>All around me are familiar faces>Worn-out places, worn-out faces>Bright and early for their daily racesGoing nowhere, going nowhere
so ugly and evil lads
>>204390046Where do you even play thatare there indoor courts anywhere?
ah... hello all
Is she wearing a school uniform? She’s going to be using this as her main photo till she’s fifty, isn’t she Only THARTY-EIGHT YAHRS to go!
>>204389842Most Irish post ITT
I'm here today to talk to you about the danger of SNEED oils.
>>204390076what's the latest craic about her then?
>>204390071mate it's been awhile. hope you have a good day and the sun is shining and all that
>>204390103i'm listening
>>2043901181. She is struggling with her mental health. No explanation as to why a simple part-time job and living at home with no expenses, no responsibilities, no concerns, is stressing her out. Oh, maybe it is because you have acted like a child for too long and it is finally getting bizarre, even for you?2. Hasn't got anything done in a day. Let's be honest, Rubbish. You haven't got anything worthwhile done in a decade.3. Wandering aimlessly in the messy yard. Pretty much sums up her life to this point.4. Giving her old iPad to her mother with a pathetic childish drawing as the background screen? She is forever gifting her mother presents at random times, like she is begging for her approval. So weird.5. She no longer looks comfortable in her own home. She looks lonely, lost and depressed. That is what happens when everyone else grows up and you remain a child, as you approach the quarter of a century mark.6. Talks about palm reading. Sorry, but palm reading isn't even in Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell. They would never lower themselves to parlour tricks. They were Practical Magicians. She obviously isn't reading it and has totally missed the point.7. Doesn't like to read big books. Big books. Oxford Master student, going for her doctorate in God knows what. This idiot just doesn't read. Everything is a performance for her.8. A lot of talk about magic. No idea why. Hardly what her audience associates with her. She was a study-tuber. Is this the influence of Jade and her magic approach, her desire to actually live in a J.K. Rowling book or her desperate desire to find another identity? Don't worry...she never finishes anything, so she will outgrow it, like sewing, painting, Latin, gymnastics, writing, etc..
washed my hairdidn't wash the rest because I'm too lazy
hawaii looks nice
>>204390118>>20439016110. Walks in the mud. Feels better now. Loves this time of year, in spite of the fact that she looks glum, depressed, lonely, anxious and needs weekly therapy. LOVES this time of year. Sure you do.11. Let's normalize therapy. Just saying, every single time you say that the world needs to normalize therapy, you actually remind people that you, yourself, don't think therapy is normal. Every week, for years, and I have not seen a single change in her.12. Last, but not least, her doctorate. She hasn't the slightest idea what she wants to get her PhD in and yet insists on keep heading in that empty direction. Finally dawns on her that she should do it in something that interests her. Duh, Sherlock! What is her deal? Her head is just empty nonsense and she has zero direction on her future. Just skip the doctorate and try a full time job, learn to drive, be independent and freaking grow up!What a self-absorbed weirdo she is
>>204390161Wamyin be doin crayzey thangs
/brit/ legitimately in an un-usable state right now.
>>204390161>Wandering aimlessly in the messy yard. Pretty much sums up her life to this point.
>>204390206>right nowlmaobeen this level of bad since may
right-o, i must shuffle myself into my cotton-lined nest for the night and watch videos on the computer
>>204390158thanks mate appreciate ithope your day's treating you well
>>204390211Help me I've fallen in love with an AI image
>>204390161sums up my life pretty well
>>204390046Rugby. No indians whatsoever
for me, it's rugby league
>>204390189hey it's that guy from storror
>>204390314bit gay isn't itnot as gay as union admittedly but still basically very gay
Anyone want a sprite cranberry?
>>204390315bet she has a great pair of chebs
>>204390342not sure why gayness was the first thing you went to there lad
>>204390374rugby is very gay
heathernonce samefagging exposed lmao
>>204390206For me its all thr people that respond to it and encourage it
>>204390360>>204390365sure why not
rugby granger
it started with a kisssss
Off to Qarth, anybody want nowt?
our hamlet
>>204390417in australia your choices are basically rugby league or afl
ffs thought i kept up with music listings but just see the frequencies at the moth club later in the month shit already sold otu ffs
>>204390503A prince, by any measure
Oops haha it appears the person slagging the Irish for loving blacks was posting about blacks the whole time! Haha whacky!
Whatever happened to Gary Cooper?
>>204390572Is he a TikToker?
imagine naming your EP "the sex"
>>204390599yeh
>[deleted]what was it?
brainbergs been so busy all daygonna treat him with some more alcohol
>>204390598
>>204390619bit of a reward for some hard work aye
watched the first omen, pretty good. thanks for reading my review, don't forget to like and subscribe
>>204390520Don't understand this sentence
>>204390616the formula for coca-cola
>>204390616the usual shite that gets posted 12+ hours a day, every day
>>204390640>like and subscribein lieu of this functionality, have a (You)
>>204390520buy a resale ticket then if you can't miss that show
>in lieu
>>204390598would love for her to give birth on my face
>>204390353>>204390315replying to his own postsSAD!
Gen Z is COOKED!
>>204390719replying to his own postsSAD!
>>204390645ye but do you follow music?https://theface.com/music/the-dare-new-york-fashion-week-photos-freakquencies-downtown>>204390661on the waitlist la but it's too popular doubt i'll get any
>>204390670indeed :)
diego
in poo
>>204390688
demons in the computer
>>204389405>>204389428>>204389445gayest interaction ever
>>204390764they're called viruses
Do you own any cryptocurrency anons?How is it any different to those women who collected beanie babies in the 90s expecting them to be worth millions one day?
lot of deleted heathernonce posts up above
how to prevent myself from uuohhhing
>>204390793Only viruses you get are the ones in your batty crease
>>204390745in loo
>>204390785broadley walsh
>>204390764daemons actually
almost been 15 mins since spaki was bannedhe'll be back soon
>>204390806Yeah except crypto is worth millionsIf you bought in five years ago you would be 24xOf course I say this as someone who has never bought any crypto
When do the mass deportations start?
>>204390891NOW
Guys be likeYes I am willing to exercise six days a week to attract womenNo I am not willing to go outside and engage with my fellow man in hobbies such that I might deepen my relationship not only with individuals but society itself
>>204390895
>>204390875i did even worse bought in at around 2k gbp (yes late but still relatively "early") sold it all by the time it got to 5k lol
>>204390935Not really "worse" if you made a profit now is it
Bought bitcoin when it was at 7.5k but lost my wallet
>>204390950i put all the effort in and still fucked upyou put no effort in
We're just gonna KILL 'EM
JANNY YOU NEGRO MACACOS ARE POSTING CP ON OUR GENERAL AGAIN >>204390782JANNY YOU NEGRO MACACOS ARE POSTING CP ON OUR GENERAL AGAIN >>204390782JANNY YOU NEGRO MACACOS ARE POSTING CP ON OUR GENERAL AGAIN >>204390782JANNY YOU NEGRO MACACOS ARE POSTING CP ON OUR GENERAL AGAIN >>204390782JANNY YOU NEGRO MACACOS ARE POSTING CP ON OUR GENERAL AGAIN >>204390782
bitcoin isn't real ladsi can't use it in the asda
>>204390806No, I was too late and now it's merely a risky investment in my opinionIt would be different to whatever a beanie baby is, but only if you genuinely understand the technology and market enough to make solid predictions, and I cannot be arsed
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all
>>204390875>Of course I say this as someone who has never bought any cryptogood lad!
Why aren't black people bothered about the fire alarm chirp?
off to /bra/ for a bit
>>204390989You got 150% returns on your investment brother
>>204391055
>>204391048They dont know how to stop it. They dont even understand that it's a sign of low battery.
>>204390920the "bowling alone" phenomenonneed a resurgence of lively community organisations
Messed with crypto for awhile but honestly it's all a bit of a memeit's valuable yes, doesn't change the fact
Good Morning, this ain't VietnamStill, people lose hands, legs, arms for real
I hold no ill will towards fishermen myself, but it does tickle mean how many women on dating apps hate themShe's probably eating fish as we speak
>>204390920>No I am not willing to go outside and engage with my fellow man in hobbiesName 3.
crypto has no functionand thus it will fail
>>204391077well said
>>204391098Name 3 activities? Not sure mate I'll have to get back to you on that one
think im a vaper now lads will only treat myself to it on a weekend though got to allow yourself these treats when you’re bored lonely and depressed
had one of the weirdest dreams I've ever had this nightwas facefucking that bogged bitch from the boys and then it turned out that I'm fucking someone else's foreskin. then my dick twisted like a spiral, I got scared and woke up.
>>204391121No, name 3 activities specifically that engage with your fellow man. You won't. Because you can't.
>>204391103stupid people will always need to deposit their cash in banks
>>204391130>>204391136!!!
>>204391125people who vape are actually the most embarrassing people alive.>omggg yesss the new bubbletastic spectacular bubble flavour is in! now i get to suck on this penis substitute in public for the entire night out and stink the entire place out with the stench of bubblebath mixed with acid
>>204391151struggling to comprehend what possible benefit storing your wealth in a cryto wallet has over storing it in a bank account
>>204391146Blimey you've bloody got me there mate, fair play*Shakes your hand*
>>204391096>but it does tickle mean how many women on dating apps hate themI just think it's funny how many blokes think it's a good idea to put those photos upah yes, you enjoying a male-led hobby that involves being away drinking beers for up to days at a time - are you trying to find a mate to go to the pub with or a girlfriend?silly duffers
>>204391182proper thick cunt you or something?
>>204391182Harder to tax, can be withdrawn into a foreign account without capital gains
>>204391121>>204391098>>204390920>>204391146i engage with my fellow men at the gym>lifting>volleyball>arse sex
answer the phonei know you are homei wanna get you aloneand do it again do it again
>>204390865
>>204391192it's the most primal example of "I can provide for you" that there is
>talking to a girl (male) on discord>getting hot and heavy>hear her smoke alarm beepshe got mad that i couldnt stop laughing
>>204391217
>>204391227yeah but you know full well it's not at all how you come across doing it
down in the jungle where nobody goes,there's a big fat toby picking his nose
>>204391259it is. it's just that it became a meme on the internet and women are stupid so they all parrot the meme. anyway, i dont fish, it's too boring.
still struggling to keep my eyes open
>>204391227I'm not quite sure they see it that way mate, perhaps you are throwing pearls before swine
>>204391207-900 seconds boo hoo nigga
might buy a pack of fags and then smoke the fags
wish mam was still alive
"smoking fags" means something different in the states
>>204391292are you chinese
bit bored lads. any good games i can play?
>>204391337ever get the urge to just fire a bullet right through your own skull?
>>204391354Eye spy
>>204391354linkedin.com/games
>>204391351
>>204391354yeh loads
>>204391354charades
>>204391375alright thanks
3D printing a poo
Miss the days of Warband
>>204391337smoking fags is what you call suicide
>>204391337first thing I'd do if I had a gun and knew how to use it was blow my brains out
hurrah for old nosey
>>204391354timesplitters 2
NEW >>204386479
>>204391354holding your breath as long as possible
>>204391370grim
>>204386479>>204386479>>204386479oldheathermong got put in a spliff so it's below bump limit
>>204386479>>204386479>>204386479>>204386479new
Stitched you up like kippers they have
make a real new you ingrates
>>204390598Full of bbc sneed
