>Why do idiots like you always feel the need to be the loudest in the room. Fuck off and read a book, then come back with an actual topic to discuss, stupid prick
>>204397572
>>204397418Who is this?
had to sit through 20 minutes of mumstein ranting about how barron trump is the antichrist because of how freakishly tall he is indicating that he's nephilim or some shit
>>204397561wahey(no idea what a bing bing bap is though)
The right wing mob / millionaire media class are trying to cancel our Jezza Why? Because... he did a little dance on his way to workBloody sick of the right trying to cancel everything
>>204397599I think you're just making shit up at this pointMums don't talk like that
>>204397621FOY
>Because... he did a little dance on his way to work>Bloody sick of the right trying to cancel everything
Waited 999 seconds to say this. Might jack off a little later.
>>204397634FOY
I hope trump makes tattoos illegal
>>204397588Alizé Lim. Ex tennis pro and current announcer. She's married to San Antonio Spurs legend, Tony Parker
The Chad Yankthe virgin finn
>>204397621well mine does
mad how i genuinely couldnt care one bit 190
>>204397651FOY
>>204397633get a little triggered did we? this is not your safe space sweetie x
Holding eth until sometime tomorrow. Plan on selling part and buying more btc. Stock picks for tuesday?
>FOY
piss and then sleep
>>204397666FOY
>>204397653I subscribed to his patreon
>>204397670FOY
Money is the root of all evil
>>204397674ahahaha
go to sleep you demented bugger
Yanks smoke weed everyday.
>>204397599Youre mum sounds like a retard because its obvious mr beast is the antichrist
Would rather be a fag with a job, friends, loving family than be an 80IQ chinless incel NEET who copes by LARPing as a fascist and posting about poo on 4chan all day
>>204397647oh excellent. thank u
>>204397613he would destroy this country on a whim the evil bugger hope he gets arrested and jailed for life
>>204397684>>204397699FOY
>>204397697
few screws loose with you lot
what kind of youtube content would give a new kid on the block the most views for the least amount of effort?political pandering?video games?reposting other people's content?
Little rorke bringing the Doctor Who Top Trumps with him on the family holiday
>>204397647>coal burnerffs
Mr beast got all kinds of tattoos i reckon
>>204397684Money is everythingHarvey is proof of that
they said "there's too much caffeine in your bloodstream, and a lack of real spice in your life."I said, "leave me alone!"
>>204397714
Hope Trump makes troons illegal
>>204397666Hell yeah brother
>>204397728>reposting other people's contentUm no
>>204397728See through try on
>>204397713Struck a nerve it seems
*rattles the dollhouse*
Even rorkes tattoos are shit
>>204397764seen loads of people do this and get away with it, and do insane numbersricky gervais show stuff for example, or "benny harvey," who posts all the limmy vodsmust be piss easy10 minutes a day downloading and uploading, and another 10 mins getting ai to make a thumbnail200k views a vid
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
Can't remember if I took my sleeping pills or not but scared to double dose
Academic types are usually dogshit at general knowledge quizzes. First noticed this at schoolIts like professional sportspeople. Theyre not all dumb, they dont have time to care about anything else.
>>204397599pretty sure the antichrist is going to be a chinese jewish hapa with one eye
>>204397797Pussyclart ute just patent the ting bruv
>>204397774can't really get away with original sexualised content with my gender/body type but thanksthat would be an easy one under the right circumstances
Apparently they made a top trumps game for the PS vita
>>204397761Had to quit (said sadly) need to be focused to get his money
>>204397797What do you take? Any hallucinations? Talk to me baby. You scared of me? I get it it can be kind of intimidating talking to a real life black man, *looks you up and down* but I mean you no harm honey, no I don't. Do you like my nails? The chinese bitch does mine for free. I could get yours done for free too with that accent of yours.
>>204397732lolused to be well into top trumps as a kid, mecars, planes, all sorts
>>204397666
If we live in a liberal democracy, why can't we have a democratic voting system like PR? Why can't we have a democratic government like a Republic? Why can't we do what we want like smoking weed?The answer is simple. We don't have democracy or freedom. They lie to us and most people believe it.
Npcs cant thinkNot like me
>>204397860>PRpuerto rico?
>>204380566(Error: You cannot reply to this thread anymore)qrd
>>204397860post that doesn't understand anything about libertarianism or democracy
>>204397876good lad
>If we live in a liberal democracy, why can't we have a democratic voting system like PR? Why can't we have a democratic government like a Republic? Why can't we do what we want like smoking weed?>The answer is simple. We don't have democracy or freedom. They lie to us and most people believe it.
Goth girl asked me if i was a lesbian when i said i liked newgrounds death rugbyFucking bitch
>>204397872>>204397876>>204397888Surrounded by mongs oh my days
>>204397875sick of people thinking they're too good for (eg) a wetherspoons in grimsbythere are plenty of worse places you could find yourself
>>204397900we're not doing your homework FOLC it's a very easy answer
>>204397905Exactly, like a McDonald's in Skegness. Fucking grim.
Another great night ruined by women
>>204397900how am i supposed to know what "PR" means?even with context?the convention is to use arcane abbreviations like that only after you've written the full thing in your piece of writing firstif i tell you i watched SOIJ last night, what am i talking about?calling me a mongfuck off
>>204397917no, skeggy is actually greatmcdonald's is alrightthat'd be better than a wetherspoons in grimsby
>>204397912She's also a former West Bank settler and a member of the Kahanist movement.
oh you mean proportional representationfucking helljust type it out you autist
>>204397912Totally meaningless job considering that the US funds the UN
trans power in the morningtrans power in the nighttrans power in the darktrans power in the light
>>204397945If you don't know what PR means you have no knowledge of basic politics and your IQ is lower than the temperature of a bowl of soup.I've no interest in arguing with or responding to people as thick as you and would rather you never talk to me again.
>>204397935I wish to take this opportunity to state that I love and respect women.
Im trans and i want bbc
>>204398010i figured it outno thanks to you"PR" can stand for fucking tons of things if it hasn't been explicitly brought up in conversation yethow are you this shit at communication?put yourself in the shoes of your audience
>>204398029I didn't imagine my "audience" would be intellectually retarded. For that, I truly apologise.
>>204398009>>204398022get help
>>204398022Plenty of Sudanese around now
>>204398037i don't want an apology, i want you to learn how to communicate so your posts aren't like riddlesi want the conversation, but you're making it harder than it needs to bemaybe if you'd mentioned FPTP as well, that could've been a helpful clue, but all this confusion could've been avoided if you'd just been clearernot hard to type out "proportional representation" is it
>>204398083GTFOMTYRLG
>>204398069
>>204398093exactly
anyway lads
The greatest Chad of all time
too much bitterness in this thread cheer up NOW
remember when ipads were memed as a thing then everyone bought one then realised it's just a shit version of both a phone and laptop? haha yeah
>>204398101why do they all have the exact same nose
>>204397999>That webmMassive white woman moment
>>204398101HANSGET THE FLAMMENWERFER
>>204398101Irony of this is liberals don't care about other people either.Only leftists care about that.
>>204398112GREAT post
having a coffee
>>204398110>>204398133Yeah, leftists are literally just emotionally manipulative.Watch how fast a black person turns into a qoute un qoute "Nigger" when a leftists hears they voted for trump
>>204398101translation: i am entitled to your compliance because i present myself as part of an oppressed demographic
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>>204398123i used an ipad for watching stuff in bed
>>204398152You're conflating liberals (Democrats) with leftists (Commies)
>>204398152turns into a wot
>>204398176I dont know, maybe?All I know is Liberals no longer exist in my country only Leftists do
>turns into a qoute un qoute "Nigger"screaming
>>204398162SOME SONGSARE VERY VERY LONGTHIS ONE ISN'T
Trans people are being genocided and you dont even acknowledge it
>>204398152Court documents show he had a threesome with them in 2005
>>204398202go on link mate
There are tens of millions of people living in the Congolese jungle RIGHT NOW
Walled and boggedNEXT!
>>204398224haha well ain't that something?
>>204398202Do you think he a2m them
Im hetero but i want to be bred by a bbc
>>204398261Definitely.
Is it work 100 quid for a titfuck lads?
fucking boiler on the cunting fritz againfreezing my sodding bollocks off
>>204398302do you know how to reset it
>>204398184burger leftists are basically rightists that are a little more to the left, 95% of them don't come even close to being communists
*Enters the thread*
i have 8 confirmed kills from when i was in the army and yet i've never had sex
If anyone cares I just did a massive fart
>>204398329gorilla warfare?
>>204398329What was your favorite sidearm
>>204398309yeah it won't thoughthe mode switch isn't respondingshould be an easy enough fix but for now i have to turn it off and on again every 5 minutes to get it to work
>>204398329I thought raping civies while in the army was so easy that's half the reason people sign up
>>204398329poor emus x
>>204398337browning hi-power
brown penis hi power
Who is fucking all these ugly hagsUgly women don't need to breed.
>>204398348only the special forces lads are into that, it's easier to get away with
might watch Breaking Bad :)
on stream with my drip
>>204398387Brown girls will improve the genepoolAttractive brown girl > ugly white girlSimple as
fantasizing about traveling to all the US national parks again but travel in 1st world countries is too expesnsive for me
>>204398387my penis is brown but the tip is pink ;)
>>204398392blink twice if you saw a war crime
>>204398408Which was your favorite?
>>204398412that's classified
>>204398400Ron perlmans let himself go
having a wank ladsi'm wanky bruce
I kind of want to buy a USP compact 45
my fucking chair smells like stale sweat
farting
parcel didn't come AGAIN even though it was due on fridaySICK SICK SICK of australia post and their constant cock-ups, if i pay for express postage i expect express deliveryfuck this i'm going to the bottleo
>>204398466Relax. Just listen to a nice tune. Violence is unnecessary https://youtu.be/HKLnmMacEB4?si=_Q7vXWTzfNcwfcWHe
So much good stuff in the tearoom today i got 2 falafel wraps a roast beef roll a whole muffin an almond croissant a chocolate croissant 2 pieces of banana bread kek just keeping my house stocked for the next few days arent i
ps2 was the last good sony consoleall these over the shoulder amerimutt rape murder gore games are fucking shite
>>204398189
>>204398482Are you....hopping mad?
>>204398482come home English man, royal mail is actually quite good these days
>>204398424to clarify i havent been, i just fantasize about it a lot. its all kino but i really like the deserts in the southwest, california, capitol reef etc
weak trolls crack me up. not talking about on /brit/ just elsewhere I see it online
>>204398500why's this lad got little trousers on then aha x
>>204398505Ah you like Badlands and stuff similar to the Australian outback?
in modern simpsons, grampa is a vietnam veteran and skinner is a gulf war veteran
cockerelberg doing a cockadoodledoo outside
>>204398482
>>204398516na more the mountainous stuff and canyonlandsthe outback is basically an endless plain not a fan
Whoop there it is
>>204398525Nigga whos grampa
BROOOOOOOO BRUHHHHHHHHHH SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED BRUHHHHH NIGGUH
Its crazy how when they implemented the 15 minute timer or email verification on posting the general went from blacked and tranny spamming to autists just posting pictures of silly animal pictures basically over night
>>204398608>15 minute timer or email verificationWhaat??
>>204398605Its crazy how dog people somehow always let their dogs get out of the door by accident and then tell you they are friendly when they definitely are not friendly
>>204398608
>>204398645
alri lads, first post on /brit/ since 2015, are lisicki and ribena still here?
>>204398672prefer not to say
>>204398672See you in 2033
>>204398632you have to go through a 900 second timer to make a post if you clear your cookies rn. if you don't want to, you can verify your email or buy 4chan pass sir
im hungry for some tucker for my rumbly tummy
pissin and shiddin and cummin and fardin
>>204398605
huh my thingy says my internet is out even though it isn't
Yank cops be like hes coming right for me and magdump and its a golden retriever coming over for a sniff
>>204398739sorry mate, that was me chewing on the cable
fghjkl
alri
might visit wrexham
Need her to poo in my mouth.
>>204398329where?
>>204398773Did she get k'od by a bike tire
>>204398773didn't click
>>204398763alri
>>204398482no post on sundays de lad. uncle vernon had it right
in witcher 3 everyone has an english, scottish, irish accent, except geralt, he has an american accent, that's because yanks are the main characters and brits are npcs
I sometimes try to imagine what Emma Watson’s farts smell like. I bet she does spoiled milk braps.
>>204398841Can she PLEASE just get fucked and sucked on camera already >:(tired of this nonsense
>>204398823none on saturdays here either, it's fucking annoying
im a savage. this gon leave you sad, bitchdont be suicidal like your friend. here's a casketspaino burning in hellmy burner's on my beltim really killing shityou niggas killing yourselvesfucking weirdos
Why the fuck are there still data caps on cunting mobile plans in this hell-hole
>>204398763Alri
The Worshipful Guild of /anglo/
https://youtu.be/9gDnGxcB0TU?feature=sharedSmoking up that shit
luv emma watson me, pic related
>>204398947luv funny little creatures me
>>204398979GOOD lad
good morning, lads
>>204398999These little cucks are the descendants of wolves
playing starfield. bravo bethesda.
rorke
it's over for rorke (pic related)
LIVERPOOL
KWABAD
next post is sponsored by Pepto-Bismol
>>204399056What happens in vegas stays in vegas. 20 grand deposit is mental
>>204399091black bvlls are built different
https://youtu.be/5Ay5GqJwHF8
my queen
any nigga hating on me is an npc
>>204399111
i don't care what any of you think
>>204399132
going to the bottleshop slighty farther away from my house because i went to the closer one 2 days ago and i don't want them thinking i'm some kind of alky
Truthfully though I don't think Emma Watson's farts smell all that bad unless you get up close for a sniff, whereupon they become wholly pungent. It's one of those situations where it has the funk but not the range.
>>204399111there was a Rihanna look alike called Lavish Styles that has a few vids on the 'hub
>>204399172she's a 35 year old spinster so it probably smells like opening a mummy's tomb
>>204399226In what universe is 35 old?
I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEADTHEY TALK TO ME, THEY UNDERSTAND
>>204399276it is for women, that's like 67 in human years
>>204399307t. got RKO'd
>>204399282ask them for lotto numbers
>>204399276this one
>>204399311
>>204399307Just goes to show you how far this general has fallen. If someone unironically posted wrestling mandrama shit here in 2016 they'd have been laughed out of the thread.
>>204399362BOOYAKA BOOYAKA 619
pooey knob bum willy mong crisps
shitposting on /mu/
>>204399276it's not polite to say it these days but all pregnancies over the age of 30 are considered high risk by medical professionals, a pregnancy over the age of 35 is called a geriatric pregnancy, it may have been cute to be obsessed with her 15 years ago now it's just sad, spamming the same old hag
does your gf make you do her hair?
my life is similar in many ways to those of both hemingway and lovecraft, except i've never written a book and don't have any ideas for one
>>204399608I'm like Isaac Newton except not good at maths
>>204399498you realise they were taking the piss out of old-timey people with these newspapers in rdr right?
john marston should've ditched the hooer abigail and shacked up with bonnie, she was clearly wet for him
there's so many black people in africa
Havin a read
>>204399701>attractive normies get to shag and ugly autists don'tnewsflash
>>204399650WE'VE ALL HAD HER
>>204399633yeah, it's funny but it's true you know
bloke at the bottleshop was extremely friendly, creeps me out when people are like that, especially when they're around my age as that bloke looked to be
i cant tell if gymqueers are closeted homosexuals, or if they just so fundamentally misunderstand women that it only comes off that wayin either case they are fucking annoying as shit
>>204399812I just like lifting
>>204399812i only go to the gym to stare at women
i think i have parkinson'si can't move
>>204399852Favorite exercise?
>>204399905dips
>>204399943hate those, can't seem to find a balance between where i'm satisfied with my range of motion and where i'm worried i'm going too deep and fucking up my shoulders
i've had sex with over 100 women
There's a box of cheese and bacon shapes in the pantry and as soon as my flatmates go to bed I am going to eat them
just put my knob under a steamroller
>>204399992Same
>>204399965if you have healthy shoulder joints then you don't have to worryjust do the bare minimum to keep them in good conditionmost people get hurt because they dont do the bare minimum
>>204399997objectively the second worst flavour after "savoury"
IV'ing Ribena
>>204400043maybe on planet retard
>>204400106That's our planet
wish a zombie apocalypse would happen, i'd immediately do a ram raid on the local chemist and steal all their opioids
gfberg says she's bisexual, wonder if i'd be mad if she cheated on me with a girl, honestly don't think i would
>5'8IT'S OVER
just poo'd on my face
the skyit's not grey!
Laughing at womens health rights
>>204400168you wouldn't be bothered if your gf cheated on you?
lads are you more of a neo-nazi, white supremacist, or just non-denominational far right extremist?
>>204400367I'm a socialist
>>204400367Just a normal fella whos not up for all this new age woke shite
standing at the edge of a cliff during a storm while my norwood iv flaps around in the gale
rather shag a horse’s arse and get caught on film or get raped by a gigantic negro?
>>204400473rather you shut your mouth sunshine
>>204400367work hard play hard get the foreigners out -ist
haha funny catwhat's he doin in there
might invest in some merino wool
>>204400473cruelty to animals is evil and I'm not
rather eat nothing but poo for the rest of your life or be eaten by a poo?
Pre-toil wank or nah?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qzEIU8A-6A
>>204397572A friend of mine used to have sex with a babushka like this.>>204397999Poor thing. I wish I could've saved her
>>204400473I already do both recreationally
the toil freaks really be going to toil omdsss
i'm rorke
>>204400575just got on the trainbloody super sprinter
i take girls bowling on first dates, if they don't like it they can fuck off
>>204400593on the train aswell sitting on the spastic seats even though I myself am not a spastic
i don't like being australian, it doesn't suit me at all
4 hours hard work in the garden now its time to get drunk on home brewed cider
all i do is win.
Any KTIM man in?
>>204400666ktim
all you have to do to get a woman to shag you is say "i'll kill you if you don't have sex with me"
leftypol presents rorke with a nice bubbling hot bathrorke thanks him and gets incamera pans over to reveal leftypol tending to a fire beneath the pot and sneakily putting chopped up vegetables in it
Dear lord what a sad little life
>>204400725that wouldnt work since im 5'6 and they could easily overpower me
Twitter is quite fascinating lads>Only get rorke tweets coming onto my timeline (whether I follow them or not)>just liked a tweet from someone who said people whining about people not wearing poppies are soft cunts>now my timeline is full of leftoid tweets insteadfascinating
>>204400725Why would that make them shag you?
>>204400367Slightly to the left of J.K. Rowling
really need this feature implemented for /brit/
>Worst she could say is "please don't kill me!">"Hah!"
>>204400746ooOOooOO spooky algorithms designed to create echo chambers and hold your attention for as long as possible
1. generally think trannoids are weird2. meet some and realise they're just people, not weird like you assumed3. get to know them more and realise they are actually just fucking weirdanyone else
>>204400787
>>204400780I don't believe in kicking the poor deluded bastards while they're already down
>>204400746my for you page is exclusively things im interested in, maybe ill see one ragebait post which i just click not interested in.dont get how everyone has a totally fucked timeline
