>>204400787
slobbering all over my screen like a fuckin retard

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I have a MASSIVE penis
(I don't)

>>204400780
I feel like most people are pretty weird when you get to know them

Wonder what it's like to not live in a broken home with family that aren't always arguing. Must be lush.

trannys are just hypersexualised poofters
back in the day they'd have contented themselves with just getting their hole blown out in some public toilet but that's not enough to satiate their submissive desire

>>204400810
probably time to grow up and move out

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>>204400809
even me?

>>204400820
you're both weird and very boring

>>204400746
my for you page is exclusively things im interested in, maybe ill see one ragebait post which i just cIick not interested in.
dont get how everyone has a totally fucked timeline

>>204400820
Never known a kiwi that wasn't a mental case

>>204400810
https://www.4chan.org/janitorapp

>>204400809
aye but there are specific flavours of tranny weirdness like so many of them are turned on by incest and pretending to be dogs and shit

'rridge for 'kfast

>>204400851
incest is peng

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>>204400861
thanks for letting us know lad x

>>204400817
Would in a heartbeat if I could afford to la

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Alri lads

>>204400856
used to love 'ridge me but went right off it about a year ago. not had any since. much prefer a crumpet or potato cakes for brekkie x

>>204400867
ahhaa hes got a chocolate on his head

Haven't heard about Sierra Leone in a while

>>204400787
might i add, no fat chicks!

>>204400890
would argue a ferrero rocher is more of a sweetie than a chocolate myself but we could get embroiled in a bitter dispute like the jaffa cake controversy

Rorke wouldnt stop being sexist and transphobic so i fed him a knuckle sandwich

>>204400908
ill take your fucking head off

sausages currently in the miniature convection oven being fried with air

>>204400787
kind of a brutal mogging if i'm being honest

>>204400918
yeah? will you yeah? *squares up to you and turns around when you go to punch me so it goes straight up my pooey hairy arsehole*

thought for years the name Imogen was pronounced eye-mowgen

>>204400882
need you out of business

>>204400959
I mog em

>>204400787
I would worship these

>>204400973
good morning sir!

>>204400973
Good morning sir

anyone notice a distinct curry-shit smell enter the thread just now

>>204400963
Government when they see a small business owner

>>204400933
1/4 is a shit ton of people

>>204400959
my first ever crush was a blonde girl in secondary school called Imogen

ohhh they're going to have to glue you back together
IN HELL

I run Wollongong

>>204400959
lol cute little incel you are

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Recount incoming.... Kamalasisters.... It's not over yet...

>>204400787
Left is very pretty and right is just fat

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>>204400787

>>204401028
screwaming

>>204401039
my president

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>>204401039
the second wind we needed

wonder if non-irish celtic fans exist
if you were a pure scot all the tricolours and fields of athenry and such and so forth must be grating

you're kind of obliged to be irish

capmala aint talm bout nun

>>204400933
>5000 refugees
there's 40,000 boat people alone
not including LEGAL "refugees"
this nigga is on drugs

>>204400787
I cannot deny it anymore bros... I like Br'ish Chav "women". How below average they may even look.

not my problem though is it

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>>204401078
honey u really think you just fell out of a coconut tree ??

>>204401093
you mean a leftist was disingenuous? how can that be

>Left ith vewy pwetty and wight ith jutht fat

>>204401106
those ladies are in fact Australian

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remember a few years back, my cousin telling me they sang "does your boyfriend know you're here" at Brighton away and he got told off by a steward

that's when I knew the woke had won

>>204401113
imagine trying to explain this image to a normie lol

>>204401165
Horseshoe theory innit

right now this morning is probably the most ive missed her
its not the raw kind of missing her where i spend all day with tears burning in my eyes and can't focus on anything. no I will get on with my dad
its a much much deeper and thoroughly engrained sense of loss and regret now

>>204401023
Cant even get a kfc stacker burger there

>>204401113
my queen

Not in Wollongong and not forever.

>>204401143
they're both wogs

>>204401190
never experienced love yet, even when I had GFs for some time
even if the current one says "I'm leaving" tomorrow I'll be fine, I'll probably just miss the sex
wonder if something's wrong with me

held an elevator door open the other day so this old lady could get on, she smiled and called me a nice young man
shagged her right then and there as soon as the doors shut

>>204401236
scream

>>204401228
>wonder if something's wrong with me
yes there is. you're serbian

been standing at the bus stop for hours waiting for the number 43 to poowong and it's still not turned up
sick of it

>>204401228
>even if the current one says "I'm leaving" tomorrow I'll be fine,

this is what i thought until she actually did it now im an utterly broken man

>>204401242
howl

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salutations fine shyt

got on the ol' ssris after a breakup and stopped caring pretty much overnight (not literally overnight as the medication takes a couple weeks to reach full effect)

just found my mum dead lads

>>204401275
did you get them officially or buy them
>>204401285
mine died when i was 15. im sure she would be a source of comfort for me right now if she was still alive and healthy.

>>204401285
Now you have the perfect reposte to "I shagged your mum" posts

nnn has me turning into a feral cum brained beast

>>204401285
just found mine alive, unlucky lad

>>204401252
another one'll come mate, it's up to you to not miss the opportunity

monday morning. lets get online and get some quick wins!

>>204401323
>another one'll come

you mean a girl will just message me out of nowhere? or she'll wander in to my smelly dingy flat and express her love to me?

>>204401313
gigawanks on the regular for me this month, cba with that shite anymore
i do have a theory that since november falls more in sping/summer for us it's more difficult than for those in the northern hemisphere cos warmer weather spikes testosterone

a few things about me:
>35 years old
>never had a girlfriend
>never had sex
>go out every weekend: house parties/clubs/pubs and approach women
>parents bought me a flat
>work part time at a meme job
>1 friend

>>204401285
hope this isn't a real post
But I think there are posters here who are so mentally ill that their first course of action genuinely would be "shit, gotta let the /brit/ lads know"

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you now remember the weekly mooing, the clapping, the pots and pans'ing
brits really are cringe incarnate when it comes down to it

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what's going on in australia

>>204401323
dont encourage him mate. he's been bugging this place with his pathetic woes for weeks now

sometimes i like to randomly point my finger at dogberg and say "no" in a discouraging tone one would use with a naughty toddler, and he puts his head down in guilt even though he didn't do anything wrong

>>204401275
Wow sounds healthy

>>204401361
horrible young man

>>204401346
>>go out every weekend: house parties/clubs/pubs and approach women
>>parents bought me a flat
>>1 friend
mogs me

>>204401353
>it was all real

freezing this morning

>>204401353
Can't remember if the clapping for the NHS was weekly or daily... wonder if anyone's done their PhD in Covid history yet

>>204401143
Didn't talk about them specific

>>204401359
fella is guaranteed to lose his seat at the next election and is just trying to make a name so someone, somewhere, will pay him to make speeches to 150 pop audiences

>>204401353
ok the mooing is kind of based and makes one think of the wacky stuff they got up to in medieval times

>>204401387
No it isn't, it's 12°c

>>204401405
crying

it no longer looms. it's fucking here

>>204401405
unbelievably peng

>>204401353
I remember watching the queens funeral and at one point some guy started a "Hip Hip, Hurrah!" and a bunch of other people joined in
It wasn't some leftypol mong trying to be edgy either

gnawing on a cold woolies roast chicken drumstick

>>204401405
bizarre

anyone thought about shagging their sister before

>>204401415
i think the loom is worse than the deluge in some ways

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men are growing soft

>>204401405
what would it cost for you to tongue tim's arse? hypothetically.
he seems to have suspiciously large sums of money so it's not out of the realm of possibilities

just told daddy that I will never ever kill myself and he became very cross

>>204401429
watched a homeless man eat an entire woolies roast chicken in one sitting

>>204401428
What, you mean someone where you were watching it said that?

>>204401404
not here

>>204401443
unaustralian to the point of treason, have them both executed by firing squad

>>204401443
Further proof that football is for retards

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peng

gimpoppotamus

radio 6 playing dee-lite AND klf in one morning
going to be a good day de lads x

>>204401399
>Next election
That's 2028 if we don't have a double dissolution before then
Love how our electoral system throws a couple of loose units into the Senate where they can just act like tools for 6 years and get paid for if

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>>204401443

mong wank

>>204401459
No I was watching a livestream
Some guy IRL started saying it when the casket went past

>>204401502
Hope it runs in the family

>>204401502
screamng

rube goldberg wanking machines

>>204401514
Think you might be confused

sitting gayly

>>204401346
outright?

>>204401529
not much to be confused about mate
I was watching a stream of something and some guy in the stream said something

>>204401536
?

you just know kamala pussy still be all puffy and soft and that shit fart a lil when you slide the meat in

>>204401535
legs crossed ay?

>>204401552
or mortgaged?

>>204401578
on my knees with my bum in the air

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>>204401596

internet service providings

God I hate girlfriendberg

could never get into sports despite actively trying just so i could fit in, i just don't find it interesting at all, my IQ is simply too high

Good morning sirs

they're doing tranny surgery on aborted fetuses

got 3.5g of speed and 10 ritalins coming in the post today. hoping mumberg doesn't clock

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It’s a small penis day today. Looks like an acorn made of pork.
Quite distressing because only yesterday it was a big penis day and I’d go for a piss and think corr look at my big willy and flop it up and down to shake off the last drops.
Science needs to investigate this phenomenon immediately.

>>204401618
dont say that you fucking cunt

>>204401615
has alan made any video games? if so, where are they so i can buy them on steam and leave negative reviews?

>>204401633
High IQ people play sports

>>204401615
Miss this little mf like you wouldn't believe

>>204401657
He made pong

>>204401650
Is it also a kill yourself day? Please say yes

some smelly incel just logged in and started posting his mark pictures. dogshit posts are sure to ensue

>>204401650
Bailey Jay said that her flaccid cock became huge after she was taking estrogen for several months and then stopped cold turkey

Just a potential solution you may wish to consider xxx

wonder how many swimming pools worth of spaff i've spuffed over the years to zero suit samus

>>204401683
sceaming
hes such a character

>>204401683
Gay and insincere
Vs
Muscular Christianity TRVTHNVKE

>>204401680
It’s on the cards most days yeah
>>204401693
Seems excessive. What if I grow a big fat pair of tits while doing it?

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that's christmas sorted then

>>204401710
Have a (you) my brother in Christ

i know when that hotling bling,
that could only bing one ding

>BREAKING: There are further reports of attacks overnight on Kyiv.
>It comes after Donald Trump urged Vladimir Putin not to escalate the war in Ukraine, according to reports.

Would be funny if Trump started supporting Ukraine a lot more just because monkey Putin showed him up like this

>>204401683
This is actually based
The flag on the face looking like Braveheart makes it even more based

ever since i left the diddy doo

>>204401744
log off nigga no one cares

>>204401744
yeah hilarious....

>>204401665
only further proves my point, i used to play basketball and was very good at it despite not being particularly tall or black, also fairly good at rugby despite not being a brick shithouse, i just don't care to watch sports

>>204401585
oh yeah fully owned

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>>204401788

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can we refute this?

>>204401776
Why'd you stop

>>204401744
This post right here contains a surprisingly high amount of politics

>>204401788
crikey must be minted rents u got then
mine had to die for me to inherit 250k

My mommy bakes us muffins and she has a penis

>>204401744
Ukraine/EU false flags, obviously

>>204401788
me in 2008 after killing someone in COD

>>204401801
those "girls" are usually just autistic AGP pedophile ogremoders who wank to the thought of being an anime girl

>>204401836
How does that make them different to the majority of headcases with XX sex chromosomes?

i am trying to sell a hat.

everyone envy’s the guy who’s dating the smoking hot girl yet in many many cases the guy hates his fucking life because she’s a nightmare

>>204401862
>ogremoders
use your imagination there

>>204401835
lool
>>204401828
i wouldn't say minted, but lucky yeah.
just makes all my other failures all the more pathetic

>>204401867
True
Also sometimes it's just nicer for a man to be single and have the freedom to be alone

>>204401883
why havent you had sex

Information governance and data-security mandatory e-learning at toil

BORING

>>204401863
This isn't backpack.tf fella

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Apparently it's common for women to have a crush on the fish guy from Hellboy

mmhmm pretty katy walks around sore and tired x

>>204401921
would you like to buy my hat?

>>204401924
dont think thats common at all

Rorke died from a blue ring octopus
Deserved it for being transphobic tbf

>>204401960
2/10

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damn

>>204401917
no woman wants to have sex with me

>>204400787
That woman was the pride of Australia
Then she had to go and lose weight

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can i haz some pussy please..

>>204401985
as we say in the gamer community: skill issue

always thought it was a bit mad that the date was 11/11 when the war stopped
seems almost deliberate........

>>204401985
there would be at least one, I’ve seen undateables I know a thing or two about this

>>204401952
Well they made a whole movie about a chick fucking a similar fish guy and it was successful so idk lad

gaymer community more like

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>>204402011

>>204400933
>russincheshire
cunt probably lives in alderley edge or some other posho cunt town which has no chance of ever seeing a refugee

>>204401945
3 scrap

>>204402020
OH YEAH? WELL YOU'RE A FUCKING VIRGIN
*smashes myself in the face with my keyboard*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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ethan flaneri

bit funny how much better I get along with European women over Australians
reckon if I ever want a wife I'll have to head to France or Italy

>>204402029
you're to nip this grimmick in the bud right this instant before i have to step in

>>204401920
Getting nattered at about phishing by an ironically AI generated American woman

>>204402011
i think they actually kept them fighting longer than they had to in order to get the dubs

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>>204402054

wish i still had a gf
if i still had her u would text her right now just saying 'I love you x' and make her day
i didn't do stuff like that enough and so here i am

>>204402031
Probably poynton or worse bramhall
Thats where these kind of do-nothing jobs but time for twitter people live

>>204401993
pics?

>>204402068
*whacks you across the face with a frying pan*

i am fantasising about stealing a peach from the market

>>204402069
i did that and exberg cheated on me anyway

Might move to Australia.

>>204402069
Why don't you find a better gf who you love even more and you can do this all you want?

>>204402047
fuck off

>>204402069
better off without. stop moping and sort yourself out

>>204402012
nope

>>204402096
got a peach tree personally
but i let the birds eat them

>>204402106
just another day in my shit hell incel life

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>>204402112
no u

>>204402114
actual dream would be able to do that to a girl
dont even need the sex part

>>204402096
Hope you get caught and the LPO films themselves having sex with you and posts the video to a popular pornography website

>>204402114
me and the boys after a pint or two

>>204402116
>better off without

what are you basing this judgement off?

>>204402122
i'd eat several peaches a week if i were in your shoes.

>>204402143
i hope that doesn't happen.

>>204402143
Why would the Liverpool Philharmonic Orchestra do that?

>>204402106
Mad how he's shagged

>>204402167
lol

seggsed ub my mudda

need to cum in women again

>>204402158
they get eaten by bugs before they're ripe and i cant be bothered tryting to keep them away
plus the birds are cute and the fallen peaches are good for compost

>>204402173
Imagine getting Seagulls Bjork teen pregnant

Im such an autistic spastic retard lol

tummy feels funny :(
gymtoil might be off the menu tonight

Spongebob

screwed in a screw with a drill. about to nail in a nail with a hammer after stapling a staple with a stapler. thereafter? drink a drink or two. then? i'll wank.

>>204402215
SpynjBob Pantsgwâr as we say in Wales

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spongebob boiling in a pot of shit

fs my shaver is low battery

>>204402190
you should put up a sign saying no bugs.

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>>204402215

>>204402236
do you find this funny?

>>204402212
if you're not sharting, you're not lifting hard enough

spongebob is a nonce and a subversive jew

>>204402248
i do yes

>>204401028
got a good laugh out of this one

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rub rub rub

>>204402236
found this funny

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this wojack shit is getting too weird

>>204402276
I don't know what sort of degeneracy this is, but it has no place in /brit/

>>204402259
THIS IS SERIOUS
WE COULD MAKE RORKE DELIRIOUS
YOU SHOULD HAVE A HEALTHY FEAR OF US

>>204402276
Damnnnnnnnnnn Wtaf is that dude ... KYS my mannnnnn

twerking so hard i'm setting car alarms off in the distance

Leftypol listens to japanese music

Didn't have a wank yesterday. Won't have one today. Probably won't have one for the rest of the week.

>>204402313
good lad. on the path to enlightenment you are

need to be captured by a tribal african woman for sex purposes

>>204402313
had one yesterday will probably have one tomorrow or wednesday

>>204402287
>Shut up you little shit, I can't quit an online game. Enjoy being never born leech. Hope you like being crust on a tissue

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Is this salvageable?

>>204402313
Had two already, will probably have another before lunch

council are cutting the grass

poo

>>204402313
apparently if you do this long enough you get superpowers or summin

>>204402333
>-.-
Cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRglRW_9HAc

>>204402328
I remember a story where some German mercenaries in Egyptian service were captured by a tribe from South Sudan and used for sex by the tribe women.

Not sure if it happened in the past but I would love that to happen to me.

>>204402333
Yeah the -.- is playful

>>204402351
in november? they need to get a clue

>>204402361
Imagine the smell

remember my dad saying "why do you wanna go see a long version of your telly show" when the spongebob movie came out
fucking cunt. just doesn't get it does he

>>204402351
what a fucking disgrace, yet another step towards being a totally grey consumerist shithole
they should cut bennies before they cut grass

>>204402357
I >>204402357
just want the power to stay up longer than 12 hours without being too tired to do anything

Just remembered when ulster died and at the time there was that russian schizo here who would post about the bird and he donated to his funeral fund "from a russian internet friend"

Only problem with wanking so often is I have weak little cummies
Wish I had some self control so I could go to a prosser after a few weeks no-nut and give her a pornstar creampie

>>204402390
I'm sorry you had to put up with such a sorry excuse of a father

>>204402404
https://youtu.be/expzR46_mUY

>ulster died
never happened

>>204402420
he genuinely did die

>>204402364
alri thanks

>>204402404
literally all 190 dollhouse nonsense

who the fuck is "ulster"

>>204402407
YEAH AND LAST FOR 15 SECONDS, YOU'D BE A TWO PUMP CHUMP AHAHAHAHAHA TWO PUMP CHUMP NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHHHHHHH

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indians...

>>204402404
thats sweet

>>204402428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMYAEHE2GrM

>>204402435
why are her eyelids bleedin

why, my peanus weanus of course!

>>204402432
*points at a map of Northern Ireland*

>>204402432
newfaaaaaaaaaaaag

>>204402443
listen here chump, back off

being a /brit/ "oldfag" isn't something to brag about

>>204402435
one of those fake white indians
fit though

>>204402467
i do this to myself

>>204402467
Strange...

that thang bleeding b
wocky slushhhh

>>204402460
let 'em go lad it's probs cos they've probably got nothing else to be proud of

>>204402487
vagina like an amazon warehouse

>>204402487
get them on the bennies. 200 grand a year

Australia is so funny. I wish it was real

>>204402510

>>204402487
Eff off

>>204402512
*were
Hypothetical, subjunctive mood