Apathy edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP5-C7n3Lyc
>>204402512*were realhypothetical subjunctive mood
Rorke was a pallbearer at ulsters funeral
you lads better be quiet at 11:00. No posts for 2 minutes ok?
>>204402528mate it's almost 8:30PM
just remembered its wednesday
MY GOD IT’S THE SUNPRAISE THE SUN!
>>204402510sex
couple of minutes until 11 then nothing all day. might just doss
>>204402543
>>204402543I haven't seen it for fucking ages, finally.
leftypol getting his 5-a-day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71ZHVmSuBJM&ab_channel=NewOrder
here comes the sun dooddidididoooo
>>204402528um we've already done that one
>>204402568its allright
missing her immensely
>>204402543*the s*n
this town is like a great big chicken just waiting to be plucked
>>204402584What was she thinking washing the car in high heelsDont make me laughHa
>>204402584ouch
In today's gaming world, it's easy to feel like something crucial is missing—heart.
>>204402574that was for Remembrance Sunday. Today is 11/11 so we're doing it again
THERE'S A STAR SCRAAAAAAAAAN WAITING IN THE SKY
i've been to australia
going 'b 'tre
>>204402603>>204402605shut updidn't want any replies. delete these posts please.
1990s time for the guru
>>204402609my god you're right, it's the 13th anniversary of skyrim being released
'ay 'rn 'nk soon
Can’t be arsed with this whole showering and eating faff. Might just go back to bed.
>>204402624He looks like a vegan
>>204402624They look weird
i want jack off
might drink some water
>>204402624benoitmaxxing
>>204402662dangerous and downright stupid
>>204402624Ant Nephew and his cousin, Sonny Uncle
As November 11th approaches A Soldier is somewhere in the world tonight missing their family while you are safe at home. In the minute it takes you to read this, Military Members all over the world are not only saving lives, but they are also sacrificing their own life for your freedom. Re-post if you wish to show that you appreciate ......our Troops.
any aussies starting to get a nice tan
Night ladsxoxoxo
Fucking bitch.
>>204402682tanning is skin cells in trauma, trying to protect themselves from cancer ladthere's nothing healthy about a tan
>>204402689*tucks you in your gay porn bed and gives you a gay porn kiss on your gay porn forehead*
>>204402682yeah went to the pool on friday and a shirtless run yesterdaystarting to get a nice bit of colour on me
>>204402702Light tans are fine, you're just a mouthpiece for the Australian dermatology industry
i miss doing the weekly shop with her i miss seeing a place/event that i wanted to go and knowing i had someone i could go with cant do that now
>>204402702
>>204402637remember when it released, sitting in my smelly bedroom with my snacks, playing all night with the curtains drawn, heating on and comfy as fuck. now here I am 13 years later in that same smelly bedroom
giving catberg some fried egg
any brits starting to get a nice scran
performing surgery on myself (removing my penis and testicles)
>>204402737Still comfy?
>>204402721epic fail
performing rape on myself (shagging my own arse)
>>204402721Just get on the hinge and bumble. Your pain is not unique, most people have been through breakups. I used to feel the same now I don’t even think about her
>>204402737*screeches and howls at this post*KTIM! KTIIIIIM!
>>204402752not quite
https://youtu.be/wJ9HkvFFgyohave fun looking 50 at 30 cause you wanted a tani'll be out clubbing til i'm 60
>>204402737I remember pre-ordering it and being incredibly excited but in the end it was just 'okay'
Its a beautiful day its a beautiful day its a beautiful day for cancer
>>204402764dont give him attention you imbecile
>>204402773pipe down bono
everyone breaks up with their first gf it’s the human experience and it wouldn’t be a full life without experiencing that pain and overcoming it
>>204402764my pain is unique because i got her through pure luck and im a disgusting socially and physically repulsive toad with 0 prospect of getting another gf
>>204402737I was on a school trip and my mate was buzzing about it, so I sent a text to my brother to buy it for me for when i got home.Got home and he taped the disc to my TV for some reason
holy fuck get over this girl ffs she's replaceable they all are
>>204402793I didn'tBeen married for 3 years, child on the way
What happened to the lad with x days to lose his 'ginity?
>>204402819he didn't lose it and then he died
Rorke stole food from a baby
*fixes the fence with sticky tape*
can never finish skyrim, think the furhtest i got i went to riften and morthal and that city with the dwemer shit then gave up
she wasn't actually my first gf if you count my 'gf' who i was with for 3 months when i was 19 and never had sex with
He was a fast machineHe kept his anus cleanHe had the best damn penis that I had ever seen
just applied for a job paying 130-150k lads wish me luck
>>204402793not me im an incel you see
>>204402851good luckprobably wont get it but still i guess
>>204402851I believe in you Brucie
cat on a madone
>>204402841im playing it right now. modded to the gills
>>204402851fuck it I'm coming to australia
>>204402885Photos on its side
>>204402624in that order
>>204402865erm linkedin says I have a "high skill match" so reckon it's a LOCK actually
the (prospective) gf
>>204402913can really see the family resemblance in that second chin there
>>204402913bet shes fat and munted now
I'm still up getting this paper
>>204402913Hands off shes mine
>>204402906dunno how to change it on read chan
>>204402902my friend moved to london and makes 250k (AUD) think you should just do that instead
>>204402885
>>204402943try not being a pathetic phone-posting gimp
>>204402964Done a number on that phone posting freak
any good vocaroos in
>>204402955london has fuck all work for engineers as far as I know
>>204402793got absolutely plastered and she was crying, don't know if i could handle it again
So it seems
and i can't really get on the dating apps because i don't have any pictures of meevery picture i have bar one are from like 5 years agonot that i look any differentdo i just go to the beach and take a selfie with the sea in the background or something
>>204403049not having pics with friends is a huge red flag
>>204402984https://voca.ro/1lnGOUQ4pg5S
been on a psychotic diet and my body looks the best it ever hasthe irony is my libido doesn't exist anymore, gone from shagging twice a week to having a pathetic wank once every 4 days
>>204402913she's a fuckin hooer
>>204403060yeah no shit
making love to the battle station
>>204403049if you dont have any photos of yourself, let alone with mates, then you shouldn't even bother with apps. they're not made for incel freaks like you.
>>204403064having a body fat percentage under 10-12% can decrease libido (unless you're roiding which most low bf% people are)
>>204403097im not an incel and i do have one friend
>>204403060Okay I have no friends at all. Is that a red flag?
women are so beautiful
THE SUN IS SHINNING IN LONDONTHIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>204403108im still getting the impression dating apps aren't for gimps like you.>>204403110>is being a friendless mong, despite being a member of a highy social species, a red flag? nah mate
had a curry last night and, needless to say, the bathroom this morning smells like the taj mahal
Just realized that motherfucker and fathercucker are the same thing
crimson and clover
>>204403110yes
Funny how that ongoing gimmique about a lad leaving his job and being unhappy in the new place ended and then suddenly this pining-for-an-ex gimmique sprang up
>>204403148u have irreparably damaged your brain 190
gen z boss and a mini
>>204403176Still find it weird why she's bragging about driving a miniAre they popular in Australia?
well howdy theah pahdnahs, ahm but a genteel fellow happenin 'pon yaw happy camp
Twirling my moustache menacingly
>>204403187what's weird about it
>>204403164reckon you might need to spend a few minutes off the internet mate
got the bets on
>>204403214I need a lot of things
>>204403143You’re very judgemental aren’t you
>>204403101body fat is nowhere near that reckon it's just the 1200 calories a day
mum just got back with the shopping. she's bought a chocolate cake and thinks she was being crafty hiding it away from me. little does she know that I saw it and I know where she's put it.
got not photos of myself or mates or photos with mates. I'm glad
>>204403187she's referring to a mini skirt
Me after 10 months at the gym. Thoughts?
>>204403244That's even less impressive wtf
>>204403260are you autistic
>>204403240cakelad
>>204403250Did you mean to post in >>>/fit/
swear i was 22 a couple months ago but was just informed that im 25
>>204403282No, i meant to post it on /brit/
>>204403260they are not trying to be impressive. do you think the other one is boasting about having small tits?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pQ7XdkL2NIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pQ7XdkL2NIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pQ7XdkL2NI
>>204403241not taken a picture of myself for nearly a decade
>>204403250Jewish so not that impressive really
>>204403301really, why
>>204403285ktim except I closed my eyes aged 25 and I've woken up at 29
>>204403250stop that damn war
>>204403049they must know each ohterno way this lad pulled someone visually just through the alternate tube>>204403140fake news
>>204403285I'm 30 next year and it feels like yesterday I'd just turned 22
>>204403308i'm ugly
>>204403329you probably just have low self esteem
>>204403296>do you think the other one is boasting about having small tits?maybe, small tits are sort of in aren't they
if I made 150k I could buy an apartment in Balmain
>>204403335only as a cope
>>204403329lol this is me>>204403334cope
i'm 30 in three months
>>204403343
>>204403250lots of protein in palestinian babies is there?
>>204403344c'est fini
>>204403344If I’m still on this website at 30 I give you permission to shoot me
>>204403344same, don't really care though
>>204403344>>204403377unc
my skin grafts ache
>>204403377Should be starting a family or something damn nogga
I'm 30 but my mum said I look young and handsome
Mentak hiw fuckijg boting watef is
>>204403396
>>204403419Not. On.
theres some bad juju in this alcohol i brewedts got me fucked up
>>204403446bo
>>204403410que sera sera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TQLQ_x5p1oWhy is Britain outside of the cities so poor?
>>204403485whatever will wee will wee
>>204403489the poo is not ours to wee
Doing a poo to pass the time until Tesco man gets here. Wish I'd held it in. Now I'm worried I'll smell of poo. It's a very pungent one.
/brit/ is dying
*enters thread*
wouldn't mind living in Paris for a year think that would be a fun experiencebit hard to do at 30 though
>>204403485Nah nigga ur ass is 30 sort it out
>>204403487they aren't left wing
>>204403250nicei need to get on test and tren
>>204403250been working out near a year and this completely MOGS me
>>204403548>>204403564fuck off they're not even big
>>204403525its fine at 30. 40? yeah good luck. you'll be strictly cultural at 40. so do it now
overwatch tracer wank looms
>>204403525it would be a terrible experience for you
people say i'm crazy but it's hamburger time
>>204403578got a mortgage and career here in Sydney it's not that easy
>>204403578>strictly culturalwhat does this even mean
>>204402624https://www.tiktok.com/@razorbladecactus/video/7429793271083175210
catberge just vomited on my bed-_-
>>204403598Strictly cultural dawg
>>204403589think it would be a good time
>>204403595you will have your career and you will like it and not complain or you killl yourself in old age thinking about the shitfilled streets of paris
>>204403613Make him eat it
>>204403538And?
>>204403526i don't want to start a family, at least not yet
>attractive female on tv/in newspaper/on film>dadberg points her out and says to me "PHWOAR LOOK" like a 13 year old boywhy does he do thisI haven't been that horny since pubertybloody freak he ismaybe he's a poofter and overcompensating
>>204403639fuck off you racist prick
>>204403643Are you secretly hoping you will meet a nice french woman
my dating app photo
>>204403650He's testing to see if you're bent because he's concerned about your ongoing virginity.
>>204403650Reckon he thinks you're gay and he's trying to get you to admit it
>>20440359830? top shagger nice one mate he winks to the bartender and he is handed another drink.40? is that the hecking invalides???!?! let me get a photo!
>>204403674I know it’s not but my god he’s got no chance. Bald as a fucking eagle and those shoulders are narrow enough to slip between the bars of an iron railing.
It was hard work but I got the toast scranned
>>204403674just needs some confidence and nicer clothes!
>>204403687yes the French are famous for being prudes about middle aged men having sex
>>204403692The funniest thing is he’s still had more sex than you!!!! Ahahahahahah
>>204403714This but unironically!!
who is our sexiest current MP lads?
>>204403718not the point. why would you do it at 40 if you can do it at 30
>>204403643Nigga acting like he got a choice LOL
Most Frenchwomen won't even look at you if you don't have gout
>>204403726can guarantee with certainty he has not
i just urinated in my dogs arse
>>204403741at 40 I'd be more financially stable and further along in my career so I could bargain for a remote role
>>204403650he wants you to wank him off
dad just urinated in my arse
Always thought Keir Starner was at least average height or maybe a bit above average but I’ve just seen him standing next to Macron (known manlet) and Starmer is the same height as him, if not slightly smaller. Maybe he just looked taller because we were comparing him to Sunak. Lads are we doomed to always be ruled by manlets?
>>204403792what’s that then?
Girlfriendberg is "nervous" about her opticians appointment Have women always been this pathetic?
>>204403795*sighs* heightism... not cool
hoping to fall asleep soonpattern is all over the shop
>>204403754Sure mate sure
>>204403795This is why we need to become the 52nd state
>>204403795Starmer is a manlet (5’8), Macron is an inch taller than him.
>>204403683Pretty sure my dad did this to me once when I was about 14 watching futurama and he just walked in and went "that one-eyed girl got a nice pair on her, hasn't she?"Didn't know how to answer because it was extremely out of character for him
>>204403660aye>>204403752hence the que sera sera
>>204403835whats the 51st?
rorke getting nervous about the sparky having to come into his smelly bedroom
going to go "wheeeeey" out loud to myself during the minute's silence
actually did meet an amazing French girl in Europe last yearalas it wasn't to be...
>>204403849How did you respond
>204403650>"PHWOAR LOOK" like a 13 year old boywhy are middle aged men into young boys i don't get it
>>204403868ugly misshapen sacs of meat
Tarquin calling his electrician sparky in a desperate attempt to be perceived as working class
>>204403868Mental how I’ll never have a nice pair of tits like that in my face
>>204403866Puerto Rico
>>204403905it's genuinely a sickening crime isn't it
>alas it wasn't to be...
>*to the tune of hot to go*ozempic
used to shag a girl with almost those exact tits down to the nipples and piercingsyou get over big chebs after a while imho
>>204403912
>>204403889I don't remember, I think I just mumbled something incoherently because I was uncomfortable with his lecherous remark
yanks just don't get "it"
yesYES
>>204403934Are you autistic?
>used to shag a girl with almost those exact tits down to the nipples and piercings>you get over big chebs after a while imho
>>204403525paris is a shithole coloureds will threaten to kill you for bumping into them other coloureds will try to pickpocket you on the airport shuttle and homeless people will call you an animalyes that is all suspiciously specific
>>204404004screaming
>>204404009I've been to Paris before lad I like itwouldn't settle down there or anything
I'm I finally unbanned?
>>204404009>homeless people will call you an animalYou must be the scruffiest cunt alive
>>204403658Wot
Youssef Bin Smith (pbuh). Discoverer of the golden plates in upstate New York
>>204403983no
>>204404032stfu hannibal
Most people here are autistic just undiagnosed
>>204404065
mental that we’ve got a whole thread full of lads who think sex doesn’t happen or that it’s rare, it’s quite literally one of the most common acts around
>>204404110Then theres you: autistic and underdiagnosed
I'm a vivacious and precocious sensitive young (30 years old) man
>>204404121yeah money is very commonif you're rich
>>204404132Go on then, what do I have
>>204404110most europeans have it aspergers syndrome was a nazi german discovery and only really shows up in europeans or people with european dna
>>204404121i'll be a shagger next year
someone please wank me off im going insane
>>204404158Underdiagnosed autisn
>>204404186masturbation causes brain leakage
>>204404072That's a yes
>>204404187Retard
>A suicide bombing by the Balochistan Liberation Army at the Quetta railway station, Pakistan, kills 27 people.that country is so dreadful lmao
tummy feeling a bit better might go to the gym after allit's 10pm so all the incel lads will be there
>>204404208I know you are but what am i
>>204404201ah ok. well then you're heterosexual
>>204404159why can't the tall one just get on his knees?
>>204404213
>>204404224owned that snivelling fairy
FREE PALPATINE
>>204404167>and only really shows up in europeans or people with european dnaReally not true
>>204404226That pic is from before george floyd died
>>204404196im abstaining from wankang and its doing strange things to my mind
>>204404213Pakistan>India
mid day nap is on the cards oh yes
>>204404254>wankang is that a town in australia?
>>204404289>mid daywati just woke up
>>204404314im not having a nap for a couple more hours
>>204404233>>204404224how would you rate your 4chan pass experience out of 10
bet she would get back with me if she saw how hard my crypto was pumping rn
>>204404353dont have one
>>2044043539.9
>>204404355she's with me now getting pumped by my crypto and by crypto, i mean my willy
gettin that fucdupness from the purp shiii jhz yh
>>204404248the only real exception is japan which could just be false positives with their culture only europe and european settled places have higher rates
gf likes to hold in her pee
fucking furfaggots made all drugs poisonous to dogs prescription only, what am I supposed to use, crushed glass?
corr rembering the time i shagged the gf in the travelodge bathroom and she started pissing all over me hot
>>204404434you horrible man
>>204404414Sent that freak flying
boomers and technology are such a hilarious combinationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pb0cvsePgg
>>204404511>>204404511>>204404511
>>204404524>>204404516
>>204404480try living with a dog barking under your window 24/7
>>204404414thats interesting. i was going to say it's not genetic but argentina and chile kind of disprove that. wonder how much its affected by the countries ability to diagnose or willingness to over diagnose it too
its gaming time lads
>>204404452how does this work
