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*whispers through letterbox*
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*whispers through the letterbox*
benis

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might get this for my da

swear its been rembermence day every fucking day for like 2 months now

quiet lads, respect our troops

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America

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greetings fine shyt

>>204404511
zwarte pepe

Just spaffed to a BBC pounding a white women during the silence, its what our lads died for.

>>204404610
>>204404623
dickheads

>>204404610
>>204404623
>>204404651
>>204404661
>>204404665
Disrespectful cunts

>>204404585
it was yesterday. i wouldnt have known except I was doing asda delivery toil and the sat nav took me past one, and down 2 lanes that were blocked from village remembrance gatherings.

>>204404556
I wanked all the way through it, truth be told

>>204402510
>>204402547
She's 14

>>204404693
Legal in your cunt?

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Rorke observing the silence on the bus to the Jobcentre

>>204404724
Based tradcath truthnuke

>>204404693
and?

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>>204404693
And?

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>>204404770

>>204404724
daring

might watch some gilmore girls later

>>204404693

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1731323354797991.webm

>>204404661
Dont think this has ever happened

>>204404770
leftypol mocking poor working class white men

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>>204404830

me and gf celebrating 1 year anniversary tomorrow, said do you wanna go out for dinner and she said let’s save our money because we’re moving out next year. She’s going to go and get bits for dinner to bring over so we can cook together.

>>204404847
ok thanks mate

>>204404830
...

CANIGETAHOYAINANOPENWINDOW

>>204404840
>calls himself working class
>isn’t working
?

>>204404847
thought gfbergs were meant to be all like oh no we have to spend money willy nillily at every opportunity

>>204404847
is she peng?

>>204404847
okie dokie

>>204404847
>let’s save our money because I'm moving out next year

>>204404876
thats just what clueless incels think

>>204404878
Really peng
>>204404876
She’s a very humble girl, won the lottery me

>>204404888
lmao

May have just had a wank to a femboy with a big cock and don't even regret it. My cope is that it's not gay because he looked like a woman.

>>204404830
where's this from

>>204404846
kek you can hear it

>>204404914
ah yes big feminine cock

will you be cuddled up with your gf this Christmas Eve lads?

>>204404914
who really cares at the end of the day
not i thats for sure

>>204404950
never cuddled with a girl in all my life
t. 35

>>204404950
not on xmas eve but certainly during the festive period x

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>>204404950

>>204404950
No, will be with family for christmas though will pay her a visit between the big day and new years

Christmas is kinda peng when you’re settled down with a cute gf, Xmas films all through December.

need tiktok banned asap, sitting watching a pensioner flick through them on full volume, grim state

>>204404950
nah, just the wife

My opinion as a new NEET: Daytime /brit/ isn't exactly the A squad

You can really tell you lot are the "Plan B" so to speak. All due respect.

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>Guests will be able to tuck into such delicacies as ham and pease pudding stotties, turkey dinosaurs and saveloy dips, when a Newcastle pub hosts its first ever Geordie Bottomless Brunch later this month, with a menu that old school after school teas are made of.

>>204405015
i don't pull out my best gimmicks until i've had my mid-day nap

>>204404998
Invest in a pair of headphones and you never have to be bothered by people making noise in public ever again. Simple as.

>>204405015
the toilers are the brains behind /brit/ and obviously they’re less active atm. Makes sense because they would have more developed personalities compared to incels so ergo funnier

>>204405022
>ham and pease pudding stotties
u fuking wot m8?

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Might go for a second cup of coffee.

don't know what it is but the past few days i'm literally not afraid of anything, think there might be some kind of tumour growing in the part of my brain that affects fear response

>>204404998
my da watches ytshorts on max volume

i only come here when im toiling

just realised that girlfriendberg is quote heavily short-sighted
of course I knew she wore glasses and contact lenses, but I'd never really considered the fact that this is a serious genetic defect
I may have to have a long thing about our future together

>>204405077
this

>>204405035
I have iems in, music playing, I can still hear it

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ANIMA HOOOO ANIMA HO HO HO HE WAS AN ANIMA OOOOOOO HE WAS ANNAN ANIMALLL HOOOO HES JUST AN ANIMOOOOOO HO HO ANIMOLLLLLLLL

mumberg loves giving me makework
she asked me to sweep the driveway last week. so I did. no big deal
she's just asked me to do it again. what does she think has fucking accumulated in a few days? it still looks the same
taking the piss I'm not doing it I'll see if she even notices

>>204404921
That's Southampton, outside West Quay shopping centre

mad how employed people exist
I do like three things, shower, make lunch, do my laundry and feels like my whole day is gone
where do wagies find the time?

>>204405022
corrrrrrrrr

>>204405091
you also only come here when im toiling?

>>204405100
FOLC

>>204405087
have a gf do you yeah aye bit of a gf haver are we fucking shit cuntbag die

>>204405063
limiting myself to one, been making and drinking a litre every morning, gotta stop

just said a swear on Teams. Bad boy alert

>>204404998
>>204405073
funny how they warned us about screens and video games but they ended up being the ones who got one-shotted

>>204405115
I mean that's quite likely yeah, unless you're on some wacky shift

anyone seen the first episode of the new wolf hall series? any ethnics in it?

>>204405117
I am 30 years old

My GIRLFRIEND just told me a VERY funny joke, won't repeat it here because you just had to be there, but it really made me appreciate having a GIRLFRIEND

feeling sick

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Downloading It Again Award

>>204405154
didn't ask

>>204405160
ah lucky mate ive not got one

what gay porn should i wank to

>>204405133
My toil has become a lot more sweary in recent months, think it's a sign of the times

>>204405110
maybe not everyone is as pathetic as you?

>>204405180
stare at yourself in the mirror

Incel melty

that used to be until a month ago

>>204405180
blue is the warmest colour

thought i only had one beer left but turns out i've got three, get innnn

>>204405199
im a girl

>>204405180
rule34 'femboy' always get some wacky brain rot drivel gay porn thence

>>204405180
Do they do white twinks wanking off BBCs with their feet? Might be cool

>>204405219
you aren't though
you have a willy

>>204405137
they're all so shit too
>watch me go about my day
>watch me advertise something to you

Me? Scared to swear on Teams myself personally.

It’s “can’t be ar$ed” and “fk sake” just in case IT ever do a CTRL+F for swear words in my chat logs x

>>204405218
a big WAHEY

it’s great to have a girlfriend this time of year

>>204405248
Why would they give a damn

got my nob out

>>204405270
I work for the Church of England mate

>>204405290
for the IRA?

>>204405219
so? still gay innit?

>>204405270
I'm a teacher

>>204405295
'

Any other married lads in?

>>204405327
*raises paw*

not married me but very much settled down, will be married to gfberg at some point

>>204405327
im married to the sesh

>>204405235
not true

>>204405371
my brother-in-law is the same
genuinely think marriage as we know it might end with millenials

>>204405327
i'm married to the sea

tfw no gf has been doing me in recently

>>204405415
fuck up poof

>>204405248
I'm constantly effing and jeffing in teams. Its my gimmick.

>>204405218
love this feeling

>>204405411
now’s a good time to go out and find out just in time for Christmas

>>204405411
get one then

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>>204405415
nice
but i did notice you hedged your bet by making the comment one that could apply to any post
it'd be more impressive if you'd said "i will now predict my own post number"

>>204405295
fk sake, can't be ar$ed to touch kids today

>>204405176
*moons you*

>>204404828
Womfy

>>204405196
no mate don't think that could be it. I'm fully functional adult

christmas girlfriend
wouldnt that be nice

>>204405461
yeah nah fuck up mate

>>204405327
yh why

*strums my guitar*

why are there all these posts in this thread when I SPECIFICALLY did not ask for a single one of them?
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

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>>204404595

>>204405484
I have one of these

>>204405327
>>204405342
Nice, have your wives got nice pussies?

>>204405505
is she an elf

>>204405461
fuck up poof

>>204405507
we're a dog family

i know my posts have been a bit boring today, but i'm about to start drinking so fingers crossed

>>204405442
>>204405458
ok

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Almost 300? In a country of 56,490,048!
I’m FURIOUS

>>204405510
if she put on a green outfit with some point ears she could pass for an elf, she’s only 5’3 and petite

applying for a new gay card

>>204405510
She's certainly elf-sized...

>>204405528
im having a boner

>>204405411
how old are you

>>204405528
>put on a green outfit with some point ears
this makes my willy the big willy

i made choices without reason

>>204405526
you won't mind if we send them back then...? only 300 innit

saw a BBC news article about japanese lads aged 15-19 that have not yet had their first kiss and they were making it out like its a shocking thing and first kiss during teen years is a rite of passage

I'm 31 and have never had a kiss

>>204405519
That’s nice but i was talking about her vagina

>>204405561
fucking hell didn't know the (ex) gf posted here

you’ve given me an idea lads, might get the gf an elf outfit to dress up in. Stockings and all. Gonna do that

>>204405563
Let them go through the process and then we will see

Elective abortions should be banned but medically necessary or medically recommended abortions should be allowed.

>>204405554
28

>>204405578
christmas stockings, if you will

>>204405589
ever had a gf or sex

>>204405561
COS I'M A MAAAAAN, WOMAAAAAAN
DON'T ALWAYS THINK BEFORE I DOOOOO

>>204405599
no gf but i have had sex

>>204405605
coat

>>204405566
x

>>204405625
lol

Rock and Roll part 1 & 2 by Gary Glitter

/gf2024/ exceeded all expectations, can’t believe we did it

>>204405660
janny emerging from his dank lair to attack an innocent poster

>>204405611
you'll be alri

>>204405526
the illegal immigration is such a distraction from legal immigration
it's like 4% of the total number coming in!

cut the gym session short just wasn't feeling it
only skipped machine shoulder press though so not a big deal

>>204405022
I'd eat all of that were it not for the dietberg.

>>204405690
*yawns very loudly*
yeah? nice one m8
*walks off*

>>204405690
good lad, gotta know when to fold em x

Belgium flag triggered by all the gf talk and having a spaz attack. Sorry mate we can’t all be happy in life

what is his end game?

>>204405759
projecting his inner pain

>>204405759
If he finds the right picture of a black man it will surely trigger the race war

>>204405728
>>204405759
shut up you mongs.

>>204405759
killing the general

>>204405759
autistic compulsions aren't rational

>>204405759
he only wants them housed, fed and wanked

>>204405771
VPN SWITCH ALERT

co-op festive sandwich again for luncheon
they'd almost sold out by 12:30 last week - had to get one of those "sub" ones

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might be time to put brazil in the same bin as belgium lads

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>>204405796
Nah that's his phone.

>>204405814
did that earlier today. filtered americans recently too. fantastic decision

>>204405828
corr

They call him 190 … ohhhh .. 190
190
The little Welsh nonce
*ba dum tshhh*

bareback 4chan me, even have the native extension off

>>204405796
>>204405828
im saying shut the fuck up and stop giving him attention you imbeciles. and stop reminding everyone who has them filtered (the majority of people) that freaks like him exist.

why cant i have sex

>>204405847
hes not posted here in years virgin

always laugh when you cunts think hes still here lol

>>204405828
very uncomfortable

>>204405865
will do whatever the fuck I want

>>204405862
I don't know how you can 4chan without image hover

>>204405890
suspect post

>>204405702
enjoying this post while partaking in the art of celebration with ciroc and exploring rewards with shell+

>>204405890
bollocks, no one ever truly leaves and especially not someone that mentally ill. You’ve fallen for him going incognito

>>204405894
that explains all the dicks you suck then

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>>204405891
Don't feel bad about being attracted to biological women, it's completely natural.

there's no way he isn't paid something for the shilling

skin grafts aching

>>204405926
he moved on years ago lol

>>204405951
hello 190

im literally back to square one now that the gf broke up with me
im now no better than i was was i was 20 year old virgin freak whining hear every day
only now im an actual 25 y/o adult with an even smaller (non existent) social circle and even further behind my peers
its monumentally over

>>204405954
fuck up incel

than i was was i was

>>204405928
only when your mam whips hers out

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>>204405951
yeah, was around that time he got humiliated by that streamer he was after

>>204405942
paid shills are a /v/ myth

and yeah i spelled here wrong but im actually intelligent my brain is just fucking fried

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>After I said thank you to a customer their child stayed shouting "it's a man" over and over again

>>204405969
corr would love to be 25

>>204405977
eww stinky nonce

>>204405998
lol you all think he gave a fuck about that bitch

dont like ageshaming posts

wanking a poo with my arse

>>204405942
issue with this theory when you start going into details

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cor logged in to my 16 hour shift. Let's get this team

Anyone got any hot girls in football shirts? Forest preferred

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>>204406015
what a cheeky scamp. kids eh, what can you do

>>204406071
>Forest preferred
landing strip for me

You all wanted to fuck ChatGPT when you first started using it, right? It's not just me?

having a poo emergency

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>>204406071

>>204406111
are you also attracted to your phone's autocorrect?

>>204406126
she needs BMC (big millwall cock)

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ah yes

when ur having fun on your computer and suddenly remember you utterly wasted the last 15 years

>>204406083
'is name's JUAREZ

am a gay man and you’d be shocked how big the average man’s penis is

>>204406155
Oh shit, have the jews just taken over the entertainment industry?

Belgium lad, thoughts on the arrest of Yung Filly?

i'm 32, neet, live with mum, virgin, addicted to opioids, yet i still have hope

For those wondering, the proper dropdown option is spamming/flooding

freeze-dried poo

big bowl of shreddies for lunch

>>204406228
irrelevant when the janny likes it.

>>204406135
...yh

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yummy!

>>204406226
>addicted to opioids
how does that even happen?

>>204406226
hope for what?

licking the dried crusty skidmarks on my dad's dirty boxers x

Guitarists spend years studying gay shit like picking patterns and tremolos and shit like that but it's all a big sausage fest and no one cares
Bassists just slowly play any 3 random notes and the birds all cream themselves
This is the "society" we live in

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doing a chinky for lunch. you?

>>204406267
most australians are irish and they have genes that make them very prone to opiate addiction
the opiate epidemic is all scott-irish people here

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDuLYGYHhQk

>>204406268
kind of been wanting to shag her lately so that

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>>204406181
No. No they haven't. Nothing to see here.

>>204406279
adam

>>204406210
he done a rape. that's bad

>>204406291
complete bullshit retarded yank slop post
you cunts continue to amaze me

>>204406071
Forest girls please

>>204406304
what's he up to?

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>deleted

I've never known a single opioid addict and 40% of my town is under the poverty line and the "white" people are probably all scotch

>>204406291
I believe it

>>204406315
no argument because if you looked into it you would see that im right

>>204406288
Did they pull the legs off all those stick insects?

>>204406360
no

just learned my overworked four person team is responsible for 48% of the total income and 86% of the surplus in our 30 person department

>>204406291
But Scots-Irish are not Irish.

>>204406360
yeah they stay alive for a long while, keeps them fresh and easy to handle

>>204406413
not exclusively irish..

>>204406267
was prescribed them after surgery and i just never stopped taking them, starting getting them illicitly after my prescription ran out, they're very good you see

>>204406389
toilslave problems

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>Over $2.8 billion bet on bitcoin topping $90,000 as it hits all-time high

>>204406389
GO TEAM

>>204406389
state of that, barely done anything so far today

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>>204406291
You're not really doing your fellow yanks any favors in the general with your braindead posts where you're wrong about literally everything.

>>204406448
bit like house md but without the super intellect

>>204406519
>without the super intellect
i'll biopsy my brain to confirm

>>204406525
25 years past her expiration date

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the scrandemic

am a gay man and you’d be shocked how pooey the average man’s arse is

>>204406502
oh no some british virgins might think americans are stupid!
if you think it is stupid, refute it

>>204406570
What's that powdery stuff?

>>204406595
we're not all virgins

>>204406601
gunpowder

>>204406593
but surely straight arses have got to be even pooier than the gay arses you encounter and the average hairy mans arse is a straight one

might start slithering around

>>204406595
>if you think it is stupid, refute it
OK
>most australians are irish
An utterly idiotic post. Completely untrue.
>the opiate epidemic is all scott-irish people here
Scots-Irish were Scottish people living in Ulster, they weren't Irish.

yeah i'm a pervert and what?

>>204406525
i would saw off my own legs for her to suck my dick

any good songs

>>204406708
yeah some big tunes

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polishing up my CV

>>204405969
Might not feel like it right now but if you've been in a five year relationship you are immensely better position than you were before and you will find someone else in no bother, no matter how much of a freak you are.

>>204406708
Yeah

>>204406747
dont give the bellend attention mate. he's been doing that annoying shite for weeks

>>204406716
>>204406751
cheers

>>204406764
np x

>>204406570
Too much pepper really

not a bellend though am i

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>>204406570
you buy your pepper pre-ground, don't you

>>204406816
>>204406816
>>204406816

>>204406811
you are. and it got your arse dumped didnt it lol. smart woman dropping a gimp like you

>>204406804
400 baybee

tad early that

"We've got to kill!" - Farage