pissing hard enough to crack the porcelain
>>204412052More than just that laSimple ahh
shitting so hard that precum is leaking out
the Playstation 2 was like a father to me
>>204412077You won't post a screenshot because you haven't made fuck all except a rectangle with a checkerboard on it You'd much rather just pretend to have written a game because you're a moron who's satisfied with daydreaming and blogposts
EW will be logging in shortly x
eating vietnamese whirls
love italian women me
Actually disgusted by the rude people in the last thread who were bullying that weed smoker who is making the game.Bought myself a copy just to show some support, hope he adds in monkeypox DLC
>>204412116need him off benefits pronto
I come pre-rattled, for your convenience
>>204411757trying too hard, rattled gimp
Why are half these threads created by Aussies, Canadians or Americans. Do they just wanna be bri'ish that badly
anime
>>204412111Glad you have no imagination whatsoever cause even that is enough to be too much to share. Can't have my idea stolen aLaddin, 'imple 's
>>204412137honestly if i saw a friend playing this in steam friends i'd remove them
need a bird on my goonstick
Oh my daaaaaaaaayz
>>204412086???
>>204412179Talking British is fun and wittyAmerispeak is soulless and grotty
>>204412185the guy literally argued he was non conscious in an attempt to support atheism against diego
>>204412137that game is 50 dollars and has 700 reviews, meaning at least thousands of people bought it
>>204412193the license plate said WISCONSIIIIIN and there were dice in the mirror
>>204412185Look forward to reading your blog about wanting to start to begin to think about maybe looking into learning to code so you can maybe make this amazing melee clone you thought up one day in the future
>>204412227if anything i could say erections
>>204412196nnn has me fucked up
>>204412224lotta fairys about these days
>>204412164SHE has a job
>>204412219That argument wasn't about atheism better update your spreadsheet about me mate x
Why do Scottish grils look like Dasha whatever her name is from Belarushttps://youtube.com/shorts/Dzi0KoeYP_g
getting clapped by top 500 players in this game feeling miserable
>>204411898rattled so hard he’s SHAKING
>>204412232Just have to follow Seanthebro's tutorial but puppyblum gets upset when I coode
just lit up a evil demonic nigga weed zoot
>>204412284they're malnourished from no sun and poor diets, giving an appearance like girls who grew up with eating disorders.
>>204412284Northern Europeans arr rook same
>>204412319Go take care of your dog you evil subhuman freak
>>204412314he must be hopelessly addicted to ganj if he's that upset at someone who thinks weed is for mongs (broadly speaking, it is)
missing her but also remaining positive about myself and my future prospects
He's so rattled that he's now trying to accuse other people of being rattled, mental.
>>204412310this the new fighting game
gimps who cry when you tell them the average height in british children is falling due to rising malnourishment
>>204412345Stop saying nigga, you fucking nigger.
>>204412383rising numbers of manlet foreigners more like
>>204412421nah
>>204412380overwatch. got imposter syndrome because im almost top500 versing the goats but im shit and bottom frag every game but also cant derank
Mad how "they" don't want you drinking unpasteurised milk.I've been drinking it for years since I live in a village surrounded by farms, you can get gallons of the stuff for fuck all. SHAN'T BE HAVING GOYMILK, THANKS x
It's....it's learning....
>>204412431whoever made this pic is probably a tranny now
>>204412444don't care
This board always says that zoomers are really tall, but I haven't noticed this. The two zoomers I know are both shorter than me.
>>204412435obviously yes.
>>204412489todd bonnzalez and paco el pequeno, the famous tall zoomers
>>204412470
>>204412515Pequeño*
>>204412509unless little brown fellas are so athletic they are out competing timmy urchins in fighting for scraps then they do don't change the height of white 'boys'
>>204412480*pops a balloon filled with fartsr right in your face while you have your mouth open*g'wan fuck offfff
Question for all the Northerners, would you class Middlesbrough and Cleveland as being Yorkshire or as being part of the north east. It's technically in Yorkshire but it feels like it's closer to the north east culturally.
my hairs so soft today ^_^
Just got called a pendejo in Taco Bell
>>204412284Yamnaya ancestry
>>204412561wouldn't care if it got firebombed off the face of the earth desu
>>204412551what the fuck are you on about you schizo. more manlets in a country = smaller average height
does liking "late night drives" on dating apps mean they want to shagged in a car
>>204412567You just gonna sit there and take that shit eseYou gotta stand up for yourself hombre
smokin on that ronald reagan pack
>>204412553boring rebuttal. yawn.
>>204412561east riding is real yorkshirethe rest is twatty bullshit yorkshireany leeds boys want to meet me?
noticed left wing people posting pics of shinzo abe's death recently feels a bit cruel
>>204412177>trying too hard, rattled gimppathetic rat person literally can't stop himself, he even brings it into the new thread, what a subhuman. just let it go mate
>>204412592Such a cute vibe though ><
rolling an african centipede into a blount and smokign that shit
>>204412639my teacher told me to turn in my essay but I ain't no snitch
>>204412367Need a gf or two leaking coom from her orifices petting the puppywitz while I geek out
>>204412636you asking the wrong forum
>>204412635yes but children are smaller because of rising malnutrition
>>204412699seething rattled gimp
Under hobbies on dating app I put "getting rattled"
>>204412674If east Yorkshire disappeared no-one would notice, there's nothing there and no-one even likes hull.
im having a melty
>>204412739You'll have to go to /tttt/ to get advice for your grindr profile lad
>>204412735rat gimp's "rattled" gimmick isn't even funny it's just a sad attempt to get the last word in an argument that really ended threads agonot hard to send a rat like you flying is it
kill yourself tripfag
crafting an excellent reply to the book of exodus
i sold crack to myself
it's ogre. let's just fuck it all off
pay respects for are callum
>>204412748hull vs tripcode trannieshmmmi can't decide
>>204412814lil midget niggas
Jingle bells all the way de ladsAll the wayy
>>204412758with tomato?
>>204412814And yet they still refuse to make good jackets in lil' nigga sizeThis country....
>>204412784rattled mong
im smokin DUNG BEETLE
Alex Jones is being considered for Big Don's new administration
>Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has pulled his new children's book from the shelves after complaints it stereotyped Indigenous Australians.to find out who rules over you...
schizo abe
smoking an ancient golden scarab from queen nefertitis tomb
Ask not for whom the bell tolls,It tolls for thee
get your fucking willy out for the ira
>>204412723Haha yh that’s the dream mate!
>>204412310Wonder if living in the 21st century surrounded by congo mambas has set her straight
smokin the shit that made al weird
>>204412876>I said it again!sad cunt
ME HATE SICILIANME HATE SICILIAN
>>204412892Haha fucking seething aren’t you
>>204412942you're being molested?
jfk? blow than mick's head smoove off
"Not even a funny gimmick" - The Rattled 11/11/2024
so nice to see him having fun with his dollhouse
got my willy out for the plo
>>204412942Wait is it ai or al?
>>204412995Just found out he had a gay lover
buzz off why dontcha
Rattled, really? It's the day of rememberance for are troops and you think it's ok to be rattled?Show some fucking respect
>>204413020please rfk dont let everyone down
>>204413020His tie looks weird. It's too thin. Also it's an ugly color. But he's right though.
>>204413021He's talking about weird al yankovichOur Al is mountain
jk balding
smoking that rorke pack
the alien presence and ufos are the most important subjects in the history of mankind
In Flanders fields the poppies blowBetween the crosses, row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, flyScarce heard amid the guns below.We are the Rattled. Short days agoWe lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved, and now we lie, In Flanders fields.Take up our quarrel with the foe:To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who dieWe shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields.
>>204413058yowling
>>204413058screming
>>204412903Did it turn you into a seething gimp?
some of you seem to become rattled through phimosis
smoking my pet bbcs knob
>>204412925Asian ting and a white chebbers queen in the dms ladder
Rat gimp has multiple dimensions to his sad gimmick. On the one hand he spams "rattled" at anyone who upsets him as a desperate attempt to get in the last word, on the other hand he actually gets visibly upset if anyone puts any effort into a post, because it shows how much of a loathsome rat person he is with his extremely low quality postsjust a low quality rat person who says his name at you like a shit pokemon
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: mikey has pledged to post some tunage in here in the next 3 months
>>204413118your DMs on the national trust forum
>>204412822Time to take away your Yorkshire privileges again
>>204413126how can you see him
I like ties that are shiny like this one.
rorkes phimosis getting so tight that it straight up cuts the end of his willy off
>>204413158Silk, they call that
Won’t be doing anything good with my life. Just gonna chill.
mental how-maybe aside from the fly episode in s3-breaking bad doesn't have a bad season, a weak start, a weak ending, a noticeable dip in quality and is genuinely one of the best tv shows of all time.
seething out your gyatt for the rattler
>>204413176I enjoyed the fly episode
>>204413176Fly is a bottle episode so was made with a view of being a poor episode All things considered it was better than it could've been
no chic fil a sauce?
went from crying about weed like a virgin freak to being christened "rat gimp", he's having a bad day
>>204413145You can creampie gilfs laMight be depriving myself of such with these younger lasses, cheb sex and thigh sex and pulling outberg
>>204413126Hmm I dunno he seems like an interesting character to me. And this rat persona only sweetens the deal…
ham scranwich on the cards
>>204413180just not funny
>>204413180cant believe reynad did this
>>204413180Bang out of order
did anyone watch megalopolis
>>204413212Pork pie for me
got my pork sword out
>>204413180>continues to eat the kebablmfao
>>204413239Megalopolis more like MegaFLOPolisI just watched Megalopolis, and wow—it was hard to sit through. Honestly, I felt embarrassed just being there. It was one of those movies where you almost feel ashamed to witness the disaster unfolding on screen. To make things worse, I saw it right after watching Joker 2, which wasn't great either, but Megalopolis took "bad" to another level. It was like getting hit with a flurry of punches, one after the other. Even Mike Tyson would have struggled to handle that combo.Before diving into the details, I had to take a breather, literally shower, because I knew this review was going to get me fired up. This film had a budget of over $100 million, and I cannot understand why. I’ve already ranted about bloated budgets in films, but Megalopolis is a perfect example of why that much money shouldn't have been spent. It’s a mess—there are things happening, sure, but there’s no cohesive story. The whole movie reeks of pretentiousness, trying so hard to be "deep" but falling flat on its face. It doesn’t seem like it was made for an audience but rather for critics or people who like to pretend they understand hidden meanings that simply aren’t there. Even the critics hate it.
Motivation is non existent right now lads
>>204413243get in
>>204413276Smoke some weed mate haha
i won't let your son go down on me
>>204413197>>204413188don't get me wrong, I don't think it's an unwatchable experience.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gfberg forcing me to do yoga tonight
when mates start to mateis it too late?
might watch it
jd vance and his gay peepants
Where's the girls in Nottingham Forest football kits
>>204413369Ask Jeeves broken?
>>204413276that monday feeling
>>204413346kino
not happy that life age 9-16 was so great because now everything else has been shit by comparison
just watched Barry. good show. decent. good stuff.
>>204413276you'll be right, you've lived this long
>>204413352Great film. Get it watched
>>204413254not reading all that
>>204413352is there 4k anywhere online? it's not released here yet
BTC
Need some new pictures for the dating apps me, but i don't know what to do. Can't just whip out a selfie or two
>>204413422local cinema
just learnt the road runner was a real bird
My theory us that the infamous German lack of humor is only cultural and not genetic.The class clown in my high school was German American, German last name and super blond Aryan German looking phenotype. He was hilarious. He was always making everyone laugh. Even the teachers couldn't help but laugh at his goofy antics.
ordered some new garms from shein£10 limit on each item, not made of fucking money
>>204413442Same. Mine are low quality because I've cropped my dickhead mates out of them
p-pass di dutchy pon di left hand side... *cough*
>>204413393Get the weed smokenedGet the femoids shaggedGet the alcohol drunkenGet the adderall takenGet the steroids abused
you can tell just by looking at some women that they've got good fanny
>>204413449ah get it watched lad it's kino
>>204413422there's a 4k blu ray set to be released in a few weeks, so from there...
>>204413393its the first day of the rest of your life
>>204413519same with their voice
*says something negative about cannabis*
if i meet an alien im 100% giving them some weed
had rat gimp dancing to my tune all day like I'm the pied piper
*rolls into brit* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiPwlWPRaH4
don't happybe worry
Plain Jane lass is for me. It may not be for you, but it's gonna be for me
Love arthouse cinema me.Blue is the Warmest Colour, fantastic plot.
>>204413452Was his name Klaus
>>204413567alri
>>204413554
>>204413552sassy the sasquatch ass nigga
bins go out tonight
georgie porgie pudding and pie
>>204413532please be sure to remind /brit/ when its released. if you dont mind of corusant
condemned hamas just then
>>204413452Germans when taken out of German settings like Germany or the shitwest are so glad to be free of such an oppressive society that they are finally able to express themselves
don't fear the reefer
got the big lez show on :)
>>204413609
>>204413591>whippedass.comnot for me
>>204413369Forest girls please
>>204413452he was still no doubt a mutt, like you all are
>>204413609brimstone
Anal destruction
why are they like this?
got maria alfonsina on
>>204413554Love how you have adopted my phraseology
anyone else got a weak spot for the westernised pajeeta girl boss? they don't build them like this in Delhi
>>204413681You win biggest incel post of the day
Dealing with a complaint at the company I work for and the guy is asking for financial compensation for "emotional distress"His surname is Gibs, howling.
>>204413629i'll set a timer x
the name's howling. gibs howling
>>204413702is his first name ryan?
>>204413692love them
>>204413692No, I know somebody who looks exactly like the woman in the pic and is a "girl boss"She's a massive cunt and I'd honestly go out and buy a bottle of champagne to drink if she got crushed in a car accident.
Just give it to me straight, like a pear cider that's made from one hundred percent pears.
the zaza got me speakin esperanto
>>204413692sex with brown women
>>204413755screaming
im a dog. im bitin the fart bubbles in the bath
>>204413751shout out to all the pear
could use some ugly evil man weed right about now
battered bumhole lad
>>204412892*destroys you with a boomerang*
We need the toilers in, neetbrosThis thread and previous threads have been off the rails
can't see the bullseye reboot being any good
>>204413702GDPR? Better watch it pal
i need a pussy wrapped around my dick right now
i am indian
>>204413879Good evening, Sir
>>204413879saar do you know any women like this saar>>204413692>>204413692
fuck it, we gaan
>>204413879I’ve fucked several of your women, how does that make you feel?
badly in the mood for subway for some reason
led by rats
YOUR CHARACTER IS ARRANTJE BUT USES GAMILAROI DIALECT IT'S ANNUDA STOLEN GENERATION
>>204413945i get cravings sometimes but then i remember the price
>>204413974mfghfhh but i need that 12 inch down my gob x
Things that give me the ick>he has a building society account instead of a current accountYikes...
need some subbers with EXTRA mayo nigga
>>204413974Isn't it only $5 for a foot long sub or do they have bullshit prices like every other fast food chain now hmm why am I even asking
Get to the gym fatty
Things that give me the ick>his full name was taken when creating an email address so it ends in his date of birth or it's something randomWew...
>dentistoil in 4 hours
total eclipse of the arse
>>204414079never have this issue as my name is very weird
You and tony egg again
dubs and I'll rape rorke
>>204414142we know, Humbert
>>204414142Alri Amin Yashed
>>204414142we should have sex then, please be pakistani
>>204414171leave me alone
>>204414108how much do you pay dentalstein for a check up
rorke_rfc1690@hotmail.com
>>204414079I have a super common name but managed to set my account up in early 2005 when the address wasn't taken yet.
>>204414079I could have put firstname.lastname if i wanted to, but I put my date of birth in there anyways.Don't give a fuck me
tony egg?
>he wears pyjamasICK
>>204414198>hotmail.com
catberg sitting on my lap
Tarquin Leakybottom ecstatic that his gmail account has no numbers in it
>>204414191It's free with my insurance
>>204414199bit fruity
busybunny2108@wanadoo.co.uk
salutations nigga
still use my yahoo mail so
>>204414265laughing like a retard at this
>>204414215oithe wife bought me these
the cop
>>204414292looks stupid
>>204414234and how much is that monthly
>>204414299so does your face
>>204414292looks like michael foot's donkey jacket
Your fart is pooYou’re a pal and a confidant
vapidpenguin1970@blueyonder.com
not a fan of saying "the" wifethe missus is fine though
nigger sneed lol
>>204414292undercover is he
my first Hotmail was a tenacious D lyric
>>204414292Nice gay porn coat, fag
my email is my name and some numbers
how hard is diy plastering ladsreckon I could do it
>>204414351
fuckin spongbeob in one of his holes lol
Sometimes I sit with my right leg over my left leg, sometimes I switch it up and have my left leg over my right leg
>>204414305200 a month, and that's cheap for over here. fuckin rip off if you ask me. My mrs is going on it in january that'll be another 400 on top of that
>>204414351LOL
lads should i go to andys man club
>>204414387not easy. could maybe get away with it if you're sticking tiles over it but anything else and you're going to need someone who knows what they're doing. it's fucking hard work as well and you have to work quickly
how fast can you have a twink on your dick off grindr nnn has me thinking most devious thoughts
rattling my cage
>>204414450dm sent x
>the yank pays 200 a month in insurance and gets free dental check ups >Labour mongs scream about the dangers of a US style systemwhat the fuck is the point of the nhs exactly
korean asmr lasses with big tits
>>204414450like 10 mins if ure not hideous
>>204414483
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