Get rich or die trying edition
hello lads appears I’ve returned just in time for a new of sorts
>>204424423Imagine that being your daughter
>>204424423Lets see it then
the birthday cake, as it were
Won't be able to sleep unless I masturbate.This is like servitude to some vengeful god who'll punish you on a whim.
Pint of Guinness £5.20 down my ends
horny latino posting hai hai hai haiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
post your favourites>>>/hm/2654519>>>/hm/2654519>>>/hm/2654519
err lads the last one isn't even at 300 yet
cronem slap di oil up s curved batondem fi di pale leng ting pumpum to di rudeboy riddim mmhmm
Marge Simpson sex arse toil is imminent
>>204424682relief unit for cronem
>>204424423Ferrari
>>204424674Simpson-Pusey
>Sources say that the Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby has cleared his diary for tomorrow, as pressure grows on him to resign.yer done lad
just filtered belgium completelydont even see a stub
woke mob turned Athena black
>>204424748Ublock or x
at the social club with dad ladsit lush getting me out the flat
Listening to Charli xcx, see what all this BRAT shite is about
cronem bash di s curve fi di katydem guts mmhmm
>>204424743Jewish woke archbishop
>>204424786
wank toil done, next up duolingo toilas it so happens both are Japanese today
The internet is not your companion
>>204424786alri person from 6 months ago
Doing a watch
>>2044247734chan x
>>204424786save your time mate, it's fucking wank
>>204424857best girl on the right there
>>204424423Quality edition. Not sure about the webm but w/e
Anyone else find "panties" kinda rank sometimes?Like this tart >>204424792 Or worse
>>204424862look at this hacker
have to say. im a big fan of latinx women
omdz a fox outside won't shut the FUCK up
>>204424953omdzzz try and move out of the woods
>>204424953love foxes mejust love screaming at 3am
>>204424862Holy based does that custom CSS rule make it so it only does it in /brit/?
>>204424953play a fox mating call on your phone and see what happens
>>204424953its getting blackened by a black wolf
>>204424966Woods? Mate foxes live in cities
>>204424981i-is this fox shagging advice?
>>204424990mental health
>>204424862how do you lerarn how to type stuff like this
>>204425007so you've never been the least bit curious..
>>204424748>>204424773I also filtered him with uBlock Originboards.4chan.org##:matches-path(/int) div.thread:has(div.opContainer span.subject:has-text(/brit/i)) div.postContainer:has(> div.post > div.postInfo > span.nameBlock > span.flag:is(.flag-be))
>>204424998Most vixens in London live in one bedroom apartments
mmhmm
the comedy legend ricky gervais is trying to poo the unpoopable tonight on netflix
coded a bookmarklet that sends a swarm of little missiles to posts I don't like and blows them up on my screen
>>204425037Issue with that is it doesn't play nicely with 4chanX (doesn't hide minus sign) and doesn't hide replies
Any pics of girls in Nottingham Forest tops
>>204425092Fair enough. I tried 4chan X once but couldn't get used to it.
would you rather lick a toilet set or a rat?
>>204424786She peaked with the chorus of Fancy
>>204425127would rather listen to brati'm everywhere i'm so julia ooh ooh
>>204425124It is janky for sure but once you've got it working it is excellent
>>204424980yh. you can modify it for other generals too or just filter them entirely. but i find the non/brit/ belgians and dutch to be fine usually. for whatever reason the ones we have here are degenerates>>204425021im an html hackerbut also just fucking around with the css and trial and error
>>204425095go mad dee lad x
>>204425127Whichever's the dirtiest
Rorke was a fast machineHe kept his anus cleanHe had the best damn penis I've done ever seen
>>204425170looks very old here
>im an html hacker
the bike is ready
>>204425164He is a vpn user You are a hero, I will be sharing your filters for those who filter Americans Unfortunately your countrymen are usually extremely low quality posters themselves Not you though :)
>>204425047
>>204425170>>204425095More
>>204425170kinell those are some strong specs
This new filter is going to make him go insane lmfao He HATES being filtered
>>204425246Cronem no gon liek dis
>>204424598Would be at the barriers of a deathcore gig and shag her absolutely rotten.
just found out that women that "read" actually just read a bunch of positive affirmations lifted off redbubble with random line breaks after each word all printed in "poetry" collections with titles like "moments to heal the soul" and "verses for the troubled one"
>>204425170there really is a Mark for every occasion
Smoking up that shit
starting to get irrationally angry at yanks onlinemaking six figures doing basic white collar jobsenormous cars and housesgunsthe thing I'm most bitter about though is the hobby DIY scene they've got garages and sheds bigger than a British house with equipment that costs more than I make in a year, and they're just building knick knacks and having a good time FUCK MY LIFE FUCK
>>204425275please tell me she has a cock who is she??
>>204424607post your favourites lads
playing runescape lads. levelling my cooking.
>>204424862interesting, i didn't know the highlighting feature worked like thisbut it ultimately is no better than the ublock origin solution
>>204425296lunafern
Got a new schizo theory brewing This one has really got the noggin joggin
>>204425276at least they read something most men don't read anythingmajority of contemporary fiction is propped up by women at this pointjust grimmen are becoming so sterile
>>204425309egg
>>204425309Hope you're catching those rat steaks yourself
>>204425289find anti-american sentiment online to be unbelievably cringeyanks themselves are fair game but the country of the united states of america itself is objectively incredible and worthy of admiration
>>204425322Hides repliesCan't do that with ublockConsidering he goes on his VPNs and spams his gay catchphrases to himself in new filter-evading ways, it is a required feature.
>>204425354no im cooking anchovy pizzas
>>204425351i read /brit/
>>204425322yh it's really just easier to modify and understandand i use 4chan x anyway so it's easy
>>204425305
Me? I read Homeric verse in old hellenic, the way real men used to.
>>204425335A dtfic special x
>>204425351not all reading provides nourishment for the mind lad, when they're not reading poetry from tumblr they're reading steamy fiction about cheating housewives getting bonked by billionaires
>>204425372is highlighting recursive?>>204425393ublock origin is also based on css selectors
>>204425370LET ME INNN DONALD PLEASE I WILL BE AN OUTSTANDING CITIZEN GIVE ME THE GREEN CARD AAAAAAAA FREE ME
>>204425409You got a son
>>204425428get new material you boring indian cunt
>>204424568What the bday cake from 1998?
up in the club!
>>204425410https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzal-36eIoYthis you lad?
Not very fond of the english "people" me.
what's the health issue that cause people to have rotund, sphere like fat stomach but keep very thin limbs? Saw a guy like that at the pool yesterday and it was so odd. His stomach looked almost bursting, like a pregnant woman's
>>204425421There is a built in feature in 4chanX that lets you hide replies to hidden posts recursively Even manually hidden posts Don't think it has any limitations, in fact you can easily break your filters and hide everything (eg anonymize everyone and hide trip codes can hide everyone)
>>204425296@Uglyman
>>204425447he was born yesterday afternoonhow did you not know about this?
>>204425463I don't even think about you
Cold in Scotland now is it? I bet
>>204425463your thoughts on the scottish?your thoughts on the welsh?your thoughts on the northern irish?
Anybody seen Belgie?
Got on the SeasideCLASSICShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4Vlsp9xCHM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm0IPaEHJR8
>>204425488NEWGATE BAKED BEANS
Read one book a year me.
>>204425417Oh you're gonna LOVE this one Gotta gather material for it before I convince the thread
>>204425499All based and redpilled of course.
>>204425479the way his filter works is the countries get highlighted everywhere and then highlighted posts are hidden (by css, not in the same way that clicking the minus sign or normal filtering does) only in /brit/ threadsso unless highlighting is recursive, this does not hide replies
>>204425418no but someone who reads anything is more likely to read something that is not awful at some point than someone who never readsi have no idea why would spend your one life on earth reading that utter smut but then i am here shit posting on brit so maybe i do understand
>>204425529We will be there.
What I don't understand is why images aren't banned by their md5 hash after being deleted a few times This retard has spammed the same images literally hundreds of times and the mods do fuck all The AI images he's posting right now were deleted earlier today
>>204424923I smelt the sweaty wet panties that I took off my chubby Indian ex-gf Better than boner pills
>>204425544Hmm well I'll have to try it out later Currently phone posting
>>204425576
I want to drink lots of alcohol before riding my horse, will I be stopped by the police or face legal ramifications if I decide to do this? I want to ride my horse on both private land and on the roads in my local council (in England). I would also like to drink alcohol while riding the horse. I want to ride at both night and day. I will, of course, be riding the horse with all necessary safety equipment. If you have any advice it would be greatly appreciated. I'm excited to see what people have to say.
>>204425567Name of her?
Me? Been to the gates of Acheron and confronted the grief for my father?You? Still learning spells at Hogwarts.
do you like this car
>>204425506>She wanted me to have a vasectomy. I’ve not even met her!howling
>>204425609i just tested and it isn't recursivetbqh the best solution would be to fork 4chan x and upgrade the filtering system to be able to take into account the thread subject
women getting raped
>>204425577He has posted the Shell image 178 timesCiroc 255 timesThat's 433 image reposts alone and I can't be arsed to do his other onesJust for two images
NO contact boyesits the only way to make THEM miss you
>>204425617>on the roads in my local councilFOY
>>204425625allie0t
>>204425577Small website with little to no staff sir please understand
>>204425667I have written to the mods multiple times about those in particular, too. Might need to get on their IRC channel and ask them directly what the fuck is going on
>>204425577Literally takes one pixel change to fuck it up, and the hashing takes sever resources. Would essentially begin an arms race Hirouki can't finish
>>204425681thank u
>>204425577Can't you just edit a pixels or two, change the dimensions or just reencode an image and you'd get a new hash?
>>204425673But I like BoyesThey sell Vallejo Model Paints, Warhammer, fishing gear, boiled sweets, yer Nan's knickers, all sorts
>>204425686Janitor is here literally 24/7 and will ban you if you post NSFW but let's this spam go unimpeded for hours and hours. >>204425708Fair but the fact nothing is done about it whatsoever is really bizarre
>I have written to the mods multiple times about those in particular, too.
>>204425577Bloody benchod they are doing for free saar
>>204425705It's at the point now where it's utterly laughable that nothing has been doneBut dare you post about the orange man in America...bye bye!Makes me think they have automated a lot of this, ie looking for key words that they've placed on a list, which are then actioned by mods
boyes will be boyes
>>204425741Literally all that needs to happen is an IP ban. It took one and a half years for the mods to do anything about MN
>i have written to the mods multiple timeshow is it possible to be this uncoollol, lmao even
More girls in Forest tops
Looking at buying a house for 285k and seen the seller bought it last year for 150k
>>204425747You can't make fun of anyone for being a loser when you post about black men on 4chan all day
>>204425673Jews?
>>204425738>But I like Boyesyeah bet you do nancy
>>204425805but i did?
>>204425708>hashing takes sever resourcesnegligible and the images are already hashed anyway
>>204425780you are pathetic
>>204425830Just doesn't really hit as hard though. It's like a homeless man slagging your curtains
>>204425772>>204425777My new schizo theory is that the tranny discord raiders are the janitors Hence the superhuman flooding apparently being coordinated and ignored by the janitors Mods can't do anything about it because they ostensibly need their tranny jannies to do their job (for free)Mousenonce only got banned after he became more popular than the tripfaggots and they got jealous
gonna buy a macbook pro m4 like a faggot
When the mods aren't doing their jobs in maintaining the site I find the anti-bullying features 4chanx provides perfectly sufficient.
aff tae bed
Janny applications are being accepted.
>>204425839>negligiblesmall website with underpowered server saar
i just filtered the belgian flag and completely forgot he existed (until you gossiping gimps insisted on reminding everyone he does exist).perhaps you should do the same instead of incessantly complaining over and over and over and over again
>>204425872While I agree that the filters work the problem is nowadays the threads become 70-90% spam and it scares away all the posters There is no point posting here if it is all hidden by a filter
nobody cares about radios on cars but a computer in them instead.
>>204425839>NegligibleYou gonna pay for the hashing database list and computing power then? And they aren't.
learning to count
buying leather cheap and then selling it slightly less cheapim a genius
>>204425936you are poor in runescape and in real life
Tranny Janny discord raiders have clear motivation to disrupt /brit/ considering most people here hate them and Britain is famously anti-trans.
>>204425946yes
>>204425912How are you gonna operate a computer while keeping your eyes on the road
>yes let's keep tens of millions of MD5 hashes for one image variation, what a good and cost efficient idea
>>204425907The general is basically dead when everyone is talking in their own custom hugboxes. The spammers have free rein and new posters/casuals will just stop posting
terf island
I sailed a schooner around the horn of Mexico
>>204425973this bizarre fictional scenario exists only in your head.
>>204425970you talk to it
durag wearing cronem mercilessly bashing his big boy baton down katy's lil back
ray winstone's fallen on hard times
>>204425972he posts manuallythere is literally ONE hash he reposts
Evening, gents.
Aaahhhhhhhh I need to get up north again. Wester Ross, avoiding the NC500Just nice to feel alone for a bit
>>204426020while timmy posts about it on 4chan LOL
>>204426036Then he'll just slightly alter his images. Nothing will get in his way.
>>204426020Dribbling little black freak nerd furiously typing out bbc posts for 8 hours per day to cope with being an ugly little monkey
>>204425971funnier than euro comedy desu
>>204425921negligible cost compared to storing and serving the images themselvesadding hashes to a blacklist means fewer images to potentially store...
>>204425971Saar is looking sharp
>>204426063mad asl x
>>204426007It's afraid
>>204426090Not mad at all. I pity you desu.I’m sat here comfy listening to Johnny cash drunk If you died tommorow it wouldn’t make a difference to my life
>>204426036Doesn't matter; it makes more sense to not use hashes and just dish out bans.Unless of course you want to invent a piece of tech that can mass generate hash sets on stochastic image generation techniques used by the AI tech giants?
>>204426056He won't be able to do it "hundreds of millions" of times And if he does then they IP range ban him can't they?Or you know do literally anything to deal with the spam rather than enable it?
>>204426133thats all nice and well, but the blackenings do continue x
>>204426070Prwtty sure storage is cheaper and more expandable than compute is at the scale 4chan operates at.
Never let him forget that he used to claim to have a girlfriend, and used to post about letting her shag black men.Then, in the New Year, he drops that and started his black thug larp He denies it, but the archives never lie.
Hit my head on this doorframe on Saturday night and my head still hurts.
I am a casual poster and I’m leaving as I do periodically, seems like the more comedic minds that used to post here have moved on. See you some time next year (unironically)
>>204426043Alone
>>204426148>dish out bansWouldn't that be nice
>>204425921>>204426070also, i'm pretty sure this system already exists and they use it for images that have been DMCA'd before (and also known CSAM)would be foolish not to>>204426158the compute cost of checking a hash against a blacklist is genuinely completely negligible
>>204426154The only white girls who go for blacks are lower class council estate scum. They fit right in with the niggies because they’re more or less the same
>>204426202>blacklistumit's disallow list now sweetie
>>204426210classic timmy cope
>>204426186are you allowed to camp there?
My life is completely fucked up
My life is quite good
>>204426230new year new you!
>>204426230join the club
shagged all your mums, dug all your nans up and scraped the cancer off her bones. LATERS
watching immigration: how british politics failed on BBC great stuff
mad how badly I've arsed my life up
>>204426177Healthy young man goes out on a Saturday night, hits his head on a doorframe, doesn't feel good and changes - BRAIN DAMAGE. Many such cases!
>>204426225Not a cope at all actually. If a white girl is with a black she’s often times either fat or lower class or both
>>204426202CSAM is a different category as it's a legal policy measure for covering your back.Anybody running their own little AI image sever could automate the process and swamp the site. AI really has changed things, and it's not a surprise they've introduced email verification
>>204426229Yeah it's Scotland, you have the Right to Roam
>>204426319might pop over for a wee camp then next summer
Have they disclosed the specifics of the 'anti-spam measures'? Or has it been left conveniently vague
>>204426309i'm saying the system already exists and compute wouldn't be a problem even if there were hundreds of millions of blacklisted hashes
>>204426288I'll be the next Chris Benoit
dont have a woman in my life lads
>>204426340Be careful of the midges, only gone in Spring and Autumn myself
cronem mercilessly smashing katy's hymen to bitslil timmy won't feel that tight goodness x
>>204426351It doesn't already exist; the CSAM hash sets would be used to submit evidence to legal authorities and happens so rarely (comparatively to the number of users) because it is prosecutable.You're comparing apples and oranges.
Should've ate before i went to the dentist, face is numb as fuck and I'm starving now
>>204426346900 s cooldown for new IPs
>>204426423I haven't noticed this having an affect on our resident cuckold spammers
GB News people are always so angry.72% Somalis live in social housing compared to 16% of the total population. There was a considerable gender gap in employment rates: 26 per cent of Somali women were in employment compared with 46 per cent of Somali men.How do we fix this?
4chan runs on a core 2 quad, 16gb of ddr3 and a gtx 480
>>204426404No they wouldn't They would just apply the system to images that are banned for reasons other than legal or copyright reasons
that sainsbury's christmas advert is decent
>>204426392warwick goes there in the summer does he?
My wage £35kMy wage for same exact position in USA $110k
>>204426465any darkies in it?
>>204426404i highly, highly doubt they allow known illegal images to be postedi'm not saying they automatically check against CSAM hashes provided by law enforcement (pretty sure those are perceptual anyway, not simple md5), but of images that have been previously uploaded and reportedand i've read anons claiming that images that have been previously been DMCA'd are rejected
>>204426449in front of a live studio audience
got the sad playlist on
>>204426445It's really weird, isn't it.
hawk tuah
fuck yuah
I think I may have varicose
Listening to Dr. Dre’s 2001
>>204426459And it would end in chaos. You don't seem to understand this so I'll spell it out for you: it would cost hirouki tens of thousands to implement and maintain, and would put an already financially unviable site further into the black. 4chan isn't google, nor reddit. There isn't a magic money pit and it is cheaper to hire a system of moderators than it is to modernise, because the server costs would be fucking exponential if you kept TENS OF MILLIONS of hash sets for ONE FUCKING IMAGE.
yardie goon vigorously bashing his s curved kingston baton into katy's tight body while vybz kartel is thumping through the bluetooth speakerlil timmy downstairs covering his ears crawling into a ball and screaming x
launching a new website it's called Cigarettes and Onlyfans. Mostly it's about the War in Ukraine.
>>204426446stop watching ragebait like gb news
the kingdom of woke
>>204426560Let me spell out the corollary for you: You have to remember that he is still, at the end of the day, just a severely mentally ill human being. He is not some supernatural spamming spirit that feeds on (You)s. There is a genuinely autistic disabled loser cunt retard that spams this thread — and God only knows where else — every day, all day, replying to himself like he’s playing dollhouse on 4chan. Sometimes, I think of a particularly hurtful way to get under his skin, so I post it to watch him squirm. It has obviously been working, as the public display of his mental illness has become more frequent and extreme as time goes on. It amuses me to toy with his mind like the fragile piece of hodgepodge “art” an idiot child might proudly give you, one that you will discard as soon as they forget about it. He is a vessel waiting to be filled with hatred, a masochistic subhuman, even lower than an animal. He is a worthless piece of refuse on a highway, something you can’t help but notice, try to avoid, and curse, while also hoping it is removed immediately. Since the authorities will not deal with him, I must grind him into dust when he least expects it, then move on like a speeding car. Of course, he will pretend to not be bothered by it, then cope with one of his other dissociated characters’ inane spam. To me, it means nothing. Remember, Adam, I am always here.
>>204426489Again, a different matter. The enforcement of the DMCA is for a potential copyright, not to its variations. They don't mutate so you wouldn't be keeping a floating pool on every image uploaded, but known illicit content for which the site owner is accountable.Apples. And. Oranges.
>>204426560And couldn't this create a situation where dedicated spammers could all get together spamming different images one after the other as a way of trying to fuck with the servers? Or am I off?
what if users were allowed to ban people for 10 seconds.
>>204426560ten million md5 hashes is a whopping...160 megabytes, it's fucking nothingwhere do you think these hashes are coming from, anyway? heathermong and the belgian have probably posted no more than a few thousand unique images in a YEAR
>>204426482a blackie and a jeeta
Love how a Road Atlas actually shows you every little road and route possible, whilst Google Maps dare not show you any single-track lanes that are fully passable
yardie goon splatting thick ropes of kingston juice on katy's face
>>204426671u a grandad bruh
>>204426657>Guys, let's keep a gigabytes worth of extra information for every ten images uploaded to our website>Just in case
Ate some tuna and now I have a headache. Reckon it's all that mercury scrambling my noggin.
>>204426697little babby learning how to speak
read chan keeps crashing
>>204426701what are you even talking about? why would a single image have ten million hashes associated with it?
Any sensitive young men in? Need some dark academia fashion advice.
Yes so the moderators and even Hiro himself are aware of the spammer problem but don't do anything to fix it, not even just banning them on sight, because they'd have to buy a supercomputer to handle the Hacker Known as Anonymous who would destroy their servers with cuck posting bots. Is that right?Or, maybe, there is a concerted effort by a group of losers to kill this thread because they live their whole lives playing hall monitor on 4chan (for free). Remember that a similar campaign was allowed to progress on /pol/ and basically kill the site by the moderators
the cronem are systematically hurling their batons through hymens day in day out mmhmm nun can stop dem
>>204426741Black t shirt black jeans black nikes simple
so he went to lean on the bar based on the assumption that the bar was there to lean on but in fact the bar had been raised and was NOT there to lean on and so rather than lean on the bar he fell THROUGH the bar.he fell through the bar aha
>>204426725Because that is what would eventually happen; all it would take is one dedicated, mentally ill spammer with an axe to grind to begin using mass spam and image generation techniques to fuck with it and render it pointless.
>>204426768no chance of a pint then
>cuck spam increases in frequency >someone desperately trying to convince us that it'd be impossible to actually just ban these spammers despite it taking probably $200 in hardware and software that they probably already have implemented for other reasonsAlmonds are thoroughly activated this evening
>>204426782what post an image 10 million times
>>204426741Fine quality clothing>>>Cheap tat made in CHINA!. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Silk. Earth tones.
>>204426782niggaif someone were using a botnet or something to mass upload millions of AI generated images to 4chan, their hashes are the least of the site's problems
>>204426782He's using a VPN, by his own admission, so he also has a pass. They could do it this instant, but they won't. It doesn't make any sense unless the mods and janitors are in on it together.
get in lads! Just reserved my spot in the Lily Phillips 1000 man shagathon. I'm going in at number 649!
how does it feel knowing that brutal blackenings are systematically happening
Fumbled a job interview today. Was waiting on the wrong floor for half an hour and then when I finally made it to the interview (now late) I was a nervous wreck who failed to give them the answers they wanted.
>>204426782I build AI products, you'd catch a single image out regardless of how it was edited by generating embeddings for the original image. One of my products does just this, akismet for images
>>204426852congratulations on the std
>>204426855wow that sucks bro
>>204426866>he thinks STDs are realhello, virgin
need a night poo
>>204426866virgin
trappers and goons snatching up firm pale meats left and right and systematically stretching them out
A melatonin and amykay asmr for me delads
>>204426654it would have to a vote kick system but can still be abused
>>204426863Yes, and what are the implementation costs for this magical bit of machinery that will do a sweet fuck all?Literally all they have to do is hire more moderators.
Lol I just googled Lily Phillips and there's a vid calling her a "professional meat sleeve" lmao
>>204426888you're an std.
>>204426853How does it feel knowing you’re ugly and brown. You could never be fly like me with my blue eyes little boy
>>204426924I don't believe that her mate Bonnie Blue is really in her 20s. She looks way too old she must be lying.
>Was waiting on the wrong floor for half an hourScreeching at how fucking inept /brit/ posters are in the wild
di shiesty wearing goons are viciously slapping their grand batons into katydem slippy grippy pumpum mmhmm cronem's delight
God made STDs and he said: STDs please go and punish the wicked. And so the STDs did that because they are servants of the Lord.
>>204426863>Wordpress pluginSorry I asked.
New>>204426968>>204426968>>204426968
>>204426863you don't even need ai for this, just a cheap and dirty perceptual hash would probably invalidate most imperceptible editsbut that would probably be a not-insignificant increase in compute for an issue that isn't all that relevant since 99.999% of this site's users aren't mentally ill enough to constantly make minor edits to their images
Doing some peng farts tonight
>>204425296>WHERE'S THE COCK?!*slams gaming headset on desk*
