Falling edition
I see old photos of myself and want to weep for the juicy Jewish bottom I once owned.My periods stopped many years ago and I’m too embarrassed to describe the full damage this has wreaked on my digestive system. Years of retching and the acid erosion and utterly FUCKED my oesophagus, so swallowing any “normal” food would feel like eating glass.All in all, I am screwed.
anyone remember mouseposter
>>204426968Hunters will see the wondrous beauty of nature and think "hmm... too much wildlife... better start shooting..."
Wonder how long it is until x86-64 is proper dead and buried and everything is RISC
>>204427004Miss that little nigga like you wouldn't believe
So another entire extremely early thread passes without any bans despite over half the posts being spam. And there always happens to be a poster vehemently saying it's not happening or it's impossible to stop. It is completely ridiculous.
FaaaaaaaaaallingI'm Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalling
>>204427042How often does that conversation starter work?
>>204427004no idea what you're on about
*enters /brit/*
>>204427017>>204427073Doing God's work, lad. Keep it up.
massive willer keeps making holes in the crotch of all my trousers
>>204427004https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEEThey just don't make schizos like they used to
>>204427069Good post, good album
>>204427085190, why do you do it?Is this really all you can think of doing with your pathetic excuse for a life?
>>204427042AMD64 is going nowhere
actually, i've got an idea that would reduce the server cost of perceptual hashing to near-zerojust make the client do itrandomly re-hash every Nth image or something and instaban if the client lied
>>204427068boohoo nigga
>>204427080made me lol irl
>>204427110t. Increasingly nervous Intel/AMD employee
>>204427121Yes haha very funny you really are the master baiter
CAN I GET BACK MY LONELY LIFECAN I GET BACK, CAN I GET BACKCAN I GET BACK MY LONELY LIFECAN I GET BACK, CAN I GET BACK
>>204427120explain
>>204427068they should delete the board.
>>204427145Imagine the smell
> In the past I’ve only had relationships with bad boys, and the one time I found a lovely man I felt so ashamed of myself I had to hide the person I really was and it didn’t work out. grim stuff this
What set of circumstance would lead an Indian feller on a Belgian vpn to make obsessive interracial posts in the British general of website focusing on a tier 3 building of architectural interest using ai images and inventing a new word such as cronem to describe the black men he obsesses over? Now that's what I would like to get to the bottom of.
Anorexia: The factsThe NHS estimates that 6.4 per cent of adults in the UK have signs of an eating disorder.Anorexia accounts for 8 per cent of eating disorder cases.Research suggests that around 46 per cent of anorexia patients fully recover, 33 per cent improve and 20 per cent remaining chronically ill.Of all the psychiatric disorders, anorexia has the highest rate of mortality.
got astrud gilberto on
Believe it or not, one of the women in this photo is trans. Do you know which one? No. Because it’s literally impossible to tell.
>>204427068cant be stopped desu senpai
>>204427204IT'S NOT ANOREXIA IT'S FUCKING OZEMPIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>204427174Or just you know toss a ban here and there like they did for the recent event where they banned anyone and everyone even tangentially related to "off topic" posts about it. Tranny Janny discord raiders are targeting /brit/ because they see themselves as crusaders for trans issues, attacking a forgotten thread on the corner of the internet meant for shitposting about poo and chips
Had a day off today (I think)If I wasn’t supposed to be off today then I’m in a lot of trouble
>>204427156the mong who thinks looking up a hash in a database is expensive has got me rattled tbqh
>>204427120>Adding yet more database access time Just stop.
Never let anyone share anything in a group chat you don't want getting outOne of the lads at our 5-a-side team has a teenage son that keeps spunking up the wallSo he sent the group chat a picture of it hahahaha
>>204427235To be fair he doesn't really think that, he's trying to deceive gullible tech illiterate posters.
State Shinto followers: 0Anglicanism followers: "around 110 million adherents worldwide as of 2001" according to WikipediaWe own the world as far as island nations go
Any other proletarian, Marxist, Leninist, communist, republic, atheist, soviet democracy advocating man in?
>>204427245is the latency of making a post on the poo discussion thread of a chinese cartoon forum really that important?
>>204427256How difficult is it to just use a tissue
>>204427161what happened to this cronem?
>>204427256state of things my mum must have seen when she cleaned my room as a teenager. I'm much more courteous when she does it now.
Is any of Ireland like... Amazing like Scotland?Looks overdeveloped to me
>>204427108I'm just watching events unfold. I'm a well behaved boy.
mum and stepmum found my cum wall
>*tap tap tap tap tap tap tap*
>>204427256need that dickinson reaction
>>204427238Bro you could never. You darkies have to fight tooth and nail just to get a fat white woman. I show up in my 8 quid black t shirt and pull whoever I want more or less
The spam will continue for a while until they decide to ban a few of their throwaway IPs to make it seem like the staff isn't in on it.
>>204427090i hope this isnt true. trousers are expensive you know. just go trousersless and let your johnson swing freely
>>204427354You have a desperate inferiority complex lad, sort yourself out
>>204427315Got you seething a few times today lmao Seriously though you should kill yourself you've been doing this too long there's no going back now
What the fuck man, why black cocks and a building called the gherkin...? This is so odd and so persistent that this fuck has to be a janny or know a janny.
The dangerous situations I would put myself in would horrify any sane woman: meeting dealers on dark street corners in my dressing gown, woozily withdrawing fistfuls of cash from ATMs, inviting crowds of strangers to my flat. I’m lucky I wasn’t robbed – or raped again. I once awoke with a broken nose and hadn’t the faintest idea why.This lifestyle carried on for over two decades, terrifying my family and attracting either the wrong men or alienating the nice ones. Eventually it caught up with me and I hit rock bottom aged 39.
shitpile of a thread
>>204427419when you joined
Might relapse on the you know what
>>204427403it's a 77th brigade psyop
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/gherkin/country/be/
>>204427431gay porn?
Hey you lot without a filter complaining I don't care to read your complaints if you aren't going to filter him you keep your opinions to yourself or quote him so I don't see your complaints either
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/cronem/country/be/
>>204427454filter the complaining words
>>204426968need to have some supperodds pastaevens picky tea
>>204427449sans the gay part
Okay so I messaged her On her ‘private’ instagram account Her only social I’m not blocked on
>>204427403>>204425854
>>204427325https://twitter.com/SaHreports/status/1417265454750609411
>>204427454don't know how to filter
>>204427526CWLTSHC
The Telegraph has a lot of articles from old slags in their 40s and 50s complaining they are alone now after years of slagging it up. Late 30s seems to be the age everything catches up to them.
>>204427479She probably had like 2 small glasses of wine per day and calls herself an alchie.It’s an insult to us actual alchies
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/CWLTSHC/
Wales vs England 2026 world cup final
Catberg on a mad one
girlie u look like a BITCH
can you guys recommend books to read that will make me smarter
>>204427634On Bullshit by Harry Frankfurt
>>204427634DictionaryEncyclopaedia
>>204427256My friend in high school unironically did this and when he moved we all helped him until we got to the cum wall after moving his bed and we said we’d wait for him to clean the cum wall by himself
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girlie what the DUCK
Lineups
I’ve never had Botox but I was the fourth person in the UK to have a ‘lunch-hour boob job’Pippa got injectable breast implants that took only 40 minutes to insert
>>204427577wut?
>>204427675
>>204427679Tranny Janny discord raidIgnore it
suggestions
Dear Richard,My husband and I split up acrimoniously when our three children were small. He moved away and has had no contact with any of them since, so far as I know. At secondary school, 10 years ago, my younger daughter, who was born male, started to have behavioural difficulties and problems with depression. She subsequently pursued a path to transition and changed her name and pronouns. I have no problem at all with any of this: she is my child and I will always love her.However her unhappiness has persisted. She is now living in a local authority bedsit, has never worked and spends all her waking hours online. Her personal grooming is negligible. She will have nothing to do with me or her siblings.If I thought she was receiving good care and mental health support I would be at least partly reassured, though I would still miss her and worry about her. But I know these services have been pared to the bone and I cannot bear this feeling of being unable to help her. I feel a narrative has been allowed to take shape where I am somehow the villain of the piece, which I feel is unfair and unhelpful.I desperately want to reach out to my daughter, but letters have been returned and telephone calls blocked. Is there anything I can do?
recruiter said she wants to call me about the 130-150k jobget innnnn lads
>>204427694Do you ever imagine having to explain what that means to a normal person?
>>204427634The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle
anyway yeah the scrandemic
>>204427754looks like babatunde john farted on it
want something sweet
>>204427742Absent fatherIts like TBI and mass murderers
>>204427747Congratulations. Do w/e it takes to get the job
Trent's already injured
Like you lot are pretty mentally illBut I cannot imagine what goes on in private troons/furry/anime Discords full of absolute freaksDiscord just strikes me as a hive of absolute freaks and groomers
>>204427777I'm not taking the job if the team is full of Indians
>>204427767no not tonight mate
>>204427754Chili con carne? Peng
>>204427748Some of my friends post on 4chan or other moderated Internet forums They also have above 100 IQ so they could put two and two together
>>204427754looks decent just drop that tub of fat on the left
>>204427754tranny janny spam fuel uma delicia
Deeney took part on Celebrity Mastermind in 2023. He answered no questions correctly on his specialist subject, the Spider-Man films of Sam Raimi
>>204427828Did he get his reflection in the pic? I cant spot it
I walk both paths I'm here on 4chan but I'm also in a 30-lad group chat with brickies and such (oddly not a single "Deano" type but we are up Norf)
The ratio of autistic males to females was thought to be as high as 16:1. In the last decade, however, researchers at University College London have shown that the true prevalence is closer to 3:1. Autistic traits in girls and boysGirls are more likely to:Internalise their feelingsDevelop anxiety and appear shyMask/ camouflage their social challenges and mimic non-autistic behaviourBoys are more likely to:Externalise strugglesBe disruptive at school Be fixated on something unusual for their age and gender
>>204427865I'd go for John SmithsDon't want any of that continental lager crap
>>204427865sometimes on a saturday night i'll jump on /brit/ at like 3 in the morning and start virginposting even as I lie in bed next to that night's hunt
Little bit of frustration creeping in for England. The manager is also looking to be forced to sub on Reece James for Alexander-Arnold.
>>204427865guinness or heineken for me depending how I'm feeling
>Externalise struggles>Be disruptive at school>Be fixated on something unusual for their age and genderktim
>>204427389I'm on your side. Sometimes we just don't see eye to eye.But you're right about the tranny janny. And he's always lurking /brit/.
>>204427865Fosters it's cheapest it all tastes same to me
>>204427879My girlfriend is definitely autistic lelAbsolutely freaks out at the littlest thingsI don't think I realise how much I've changed myself to please her. I basically play a character that's not me
>>204427930Never thought I'd fight beside an annoying tripfaggot pedophile
>>204427938>I don't think I realise how much I've changed myself to please her. I basically play a character that's not methat's no way to live lad
What they don’t tell you is that it’s never love at first sight. At first sight you wince a little at their haircut and wish you could recommend them a lip balm. But their stories make you laugh and you smile wider than you usually do and when you say goodbye there’s that shivery glow of a good day. You find yourself hoping to run into them. A text or call from them can make you rearrange your entire day. They admire things you never thought to be proud of - things other people don’t even notice. As time goes on you start to see, not them, but a cobblestone mosaic of little golden treasures. How their eyes crinkle up when they smilethe scent of the tea they brewtheir deft, strong, calloused handshow they always speed up a little when they see you. The chapped lips disappear and so does the bad posture. Even the scruffy coat you once looked askance at becomes endearing. The world around you comes alive with reminders of them - restaurants they would like, jokes they’d laugh at, the names of people you never met but they told you a lot about. It’s never love at first sight. Love obscures sight, blurs it into a warm haze. You become a creature of scent and touch and memory and longing.
so an autistic girl is a shy nervous girl that tries to act like a normal person but an autistic boy is a disruptive seething faggot that shows a lot of interest in trooning out
>>204427985autism is the male disease. all autism does is amplify male personality traits.
>>204427982Love's mirror never waxed with age
>>204427985yes
Forward Cullen goes off injured for fulham attacker Wilson
Anyone else /fast/ just so they can /scran/?
>>204427958I know. She is very loving but also like snaps at me when I'm doing the most loving stuff like helping her to vacuum her own house, which she would never do at mine
We need to make sure that Jews are safe here in the UK
>>204428052https://www.reddit.com/r/BPDlovedones/For your future reference.
>>204428074There’s room in my house for the women specifically
A late spell of attacking possession for Wales keeps Ramsdale on his toes, but otherwise the score stands goalless.
>>204428052Sounds like a real bitch desu
Average /brit/poster
getting the daily does
>>204428074Who do they need safety from? Who do they need safety from?
Condom in my wallet ripped open and now my cash is covered in lubeOnly found out when I gave a fiver to some homeless blokeMatey must have thought I had wanked into it or something
>>204428052All worth it to put your willard in a fanner
>>204428122Would kill myself if I were living like this.
>>204428122nigga why is there a washing machine there
>>204428122having a bottle covering part of the screen is triggering
>>204428122Grim
>>204428122For me it's nuggers and vodker
>>204428045I skip the fasting and get straight to the scran
>>204428123the muslim mayor of london
>>204428161based
>>204428137Not even that arsed tbqh >>204428104>>204428087I know it's kinda fucked. Like I'm super avoidant of pissing her off because she just goes silent and I get a three paragraph message at midnight instead
>>204428161But how are you supposed to scran as much as possible aren't you already full?
>>204428182full got nothing to do with it
>>204428175>Three paragraph message at midnightHow do the texts usually go?
>>204428175You're being abused Seriously, you need to talk to her about it before it gets worse
>>204428123um
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7LRcDMVMTw
>>204428188It does, only reason to drink is because your metabolism digests alcohol first so you can eat more
>>204428229did you take care of your dog today?
>>204428197"What you said really hurt me"yadayadaMostly when we've had like a little disagreement. Mostly when she's snapped at me and for once, rather than sucking it up, I've said "say please" and instead of apologising she'll go "urh it's because I'm stressed">>204428206I know but that's hard with her. Almost need things to blow up so I can get out
Kane and Maddison off. England are looking to inject some energy into attacking play
>>204428272My gf does this shit too and you have to be firm and treat it like the mental illness that it is She cannot just be a fucking retarded bitch because she is autistic >it's hardWell dump her then Don't drag it out until it gets really complicated (ie pregnant)
scranning indomie
Sorry was looking for brit, I think ive wandered into the domestic violence and boring Fifa cunts general
>>204428299AyeIt's just everything. I don't really do my hobbies any more, I don't go out and drink (she is mostly averse to any kind of party except the two times a year she gets absolutely blitzed with a couple of friends?!?!)She's like cute and we have our cute and weird little in jokes, but at the same time if something doesn't pique her curiosity, that's that. Like if we're in a new town and I see an interesting place or shop, or I do something silly in public, I'm "wasting time" and she gets all tetchy.
less fucking girlfriend talk fucking freaks
It's all gone horribly wrong! England switch off after the resumption of play. Wales are looking to smash and grab their world cup dream.
>>204428378Think you should go to couples counselling if you want to make it work. There is no reason she should act like that, and she is probably unaware of it. That's not an excuse but she would be happier if you were happy and fulfilled too. The fact you're harbouring these feelings shows a deep resentment that will destroy the relationship eventually I was in a similar situation with my gf and when we started living together I had to make it very clear and make very specific efforts to make her understand how her perspective is abnormal and unhealthy She's getting better but it's a work in progress.
>>204428378Guessing you feel like she's forgotten who you are.
>>204427865There are loads of Deanos oop norf
>>204428386Cry more incel faggot dickhead go pull your cock off for the tenth time today to men wearing dresses whatever you'd rather see fucking cunt
Reports are Jadon Sancho is warming up on the touchline, looking to replace weary and off-colour Bukayo Saka.
November 12, 2024The enemy advanced in Pershotravneve, Nelipivka, near Daryino, Petrivka, Yuriyivka, Novooleksiyivka, Dalne, Makarivka, Rivnopil and Novodarivka.12:37 AM
>>204428441I don't know if she'll ever know the absolute real me.>>204428429Thanks for talking me through this ladI just... I don't know if I can be her ambassador to the world y'know. I don't know if I want to be.We talk but like... I can have a right good chat with so many people I like, I wouldn't say ours is stilted but I'm not always me in it. I can't like poke fun when she says something daft even if she will to meAnd yet I can't imagine leaving my baby unloved in the big world.
>>204428443Eh maybe around Manchester and Leeds but in Hull, not really so much. Hull is still the kind of place where white people run the fish and chips shops
>>204428074Hebrew road in Burnley is full of muslims. Not a synagogue or jew in sight.
Literally me
Massive chance squandered by Rashford!Big chances are coming and going thick and fast in the last 15 minutes of the match.
>>204428517When you are entering a lifelong relationship with a woman there are going to be compromises both of you have to make to live together. Children won't be who you expect them to be either and you have to be flexible enough together to make it work. However, if she's unwilling or unable to work with you on that then you will never be able to take the relationship to the next levels (think about how it could go on like this for 40+ years)If you come to her from a place of genuine desire to make it work and understanding her challenges, then you two can find a way to make it work If she cannot understand how you feel isolated and ignored then it won't work ever and you have to be prepared for that You've genuinely got yourself into a very tough spot but I have seen couples recover from much much more difficult situations
might move up north and contribute to the gentrification.I’d also act extra southy to annoy the locals
>50,000 Russian and North Korean Troops Mass Ahead of Attack, U.S. Says
>>204428448The reason you're talking about gay shit is because you're a faggot, faggot
>>204428647
>>204428666*makes this pic my bebo avatar*
bitcoin going absolutely fucking bonkers lads
>>204428661And what pray tell is gay about having a healthy fulfilling lifelong relationship with a woman exactly?
>>204428691wtf its up 10%
Britain is the greatest singular country in the history of the world.
>>204428691Gingerpedo put $4000 on it after listening to random financial textbooks with text to speech lmfao can't wait for him to lose his shirt and put a bullet through his disgusting faggot brain
>>204428691>>204428719sounds promising, 1 bitcoin please teller
>>204428675Jews are the jew of the west 190
>>204428582Christ on the cross bod.
>>204428691Yes and I am watching my profits increase. Will probably stay up all night to cut losses if needed. We ought to have pooled our resources but everyone here is a fucking toddler
>>204428691>obvious ponzi scheme>has been obvious since 2011>price keeps hitting record highsIt's astonishing. I 100% would have thought it would have hit 0 by this point. Slightly bitter that I never chucked anything in.
190 having a blast with his new soccer gameMust have been tough replaying FIFA 2014 for ten years
>>204428765Forget it, Ali. Its Bradford.
>>204428774Lel
>>204428737Closer to 5 now. I've made a couple of hundred. Seethe on
Wales (2.9 xG) 1 - 1 England (5.3 xG)
>>204428691don't really give a fuck honestly
>>204428778How do you even have money to waste on crypto?
>>204428774shit goal, kys
>>204428812Settlement money.
For everything that could have been,Well at least we took the rideThere's no relief in bitternessMight as well let it die
>this guy uploading fifa webms of him scraping a draw with the AIbased unapologetic 11 year old
Gonna buy a bottle of champagne to enjoy when gingerpedo loses everything and has to sell his coin collection LOL
A two footed tackle from behind on Ben Chillwell leaves Wales with 10 men in extra time
>>204428860
>>204428835For what
>>204428785It'll probably crack £100k to be fair, Indians and normies have discovered crypto so the bull-run will probably continue for another few years.
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>>204428908lol
>>204428880Fell into traffic. I'm unscathed and they settled at 81k. xoxo
>>204428932
The England manager looks to reinforce the backline in response to mounting difficulties with subdueing the Welsh counterattacks.
>>204428949Unironically me
>>204428949Based diving headbutt at 13 secs
Does the King still give royal assent to all jobs? Like if you apply for a job at Greggs you need Charles to send a letter of approval before they hire you?
>>204428932Wow amazingHope you lose it all and shoot yourself x
>>204428983he needs to put a red lipstick signature for all gloryholes in cornwall
>>204428847>>204428864I like the FIFAposting
I made 1k so far. rolling in cash money
is starmer going to be replaced soon?
>>204429000Nothing but love for you
katy cuddling up to her killa goon laying her head on his chest, katy is cronem's angel x
>>204429022no he only just started
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4ge9jQota8
>>204429037mmhmm aint dat rite
>>204429030imagine giving her a cuddle and getting your clothes damp with her sweat
26/09/24 - The last time I had sex.47 days.I cant put up with this much longer, i'm going mental. My balls are sore and my head is twisted. Horny all the time. My shaggers card is going to be revoked.
Thoughts on twinks?
>>204429037Kill yourself spaininbred
right I'm off to wank to something absolutely obscene, later lads
>>204429084That’s nothing. Last time I shagged was on NYE
>>204429087I love a twix.
Geowizard is pretty comf
>>204429103ahh yes the darknet wank
>>204429084Virginity grows back at 90 days
>>204429025You're always so positive Hate to say I could learn a thing or two from your attitude Anyway hope you die tonight x
I’ve been on here literally all day from 8am until now and posted multiple times in every thread. What the fuck has happened to my life
>>204429130the early episodes are peak comf
>>204429154what if you've never had sex? does that mean you're overloaded with virginity?
>>204429182literally nothing wrong with that
>>204429000I get a check regardless. Could wipe my ass and flush the money I will still get paid
>>204429182Adammmmmmm
>>204429193No you're a pure angel x
scranned 4 (yes, 4) burgers and still feel peckish
Potentially legendary goal for English football.
>>204429126Fucking hell. >>204429154no way im not having sex for another 42 daysgetting back on the dating apps pronto
Btc back up to 89k
>>204429201You won't get a check if you blow it all on crypto
>>204429240i'm glad to hear that xx
I’m still a virgin at 28
>>204429181I could learn humility from you. I need to be cautious with what little I have btc isn't a smart investment. Kinda glad you're making me think about it more
>>204429245if mason mount won the world cup I'd kill myself
>>204429268not reading that
>>204429306mate, stfu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDSlHMbuEbM
>>204429306Why?
My dream is to have a sissygasm
I unironically avoid posting about Jews and Muslims to avoid getting my house raided by counter-terrorism police
Might move to Chiba
>>204428932>unscathedhow did the doctors and adjusters miss your obvious brain damage?
>>204429357That is clearly Kento
>>204426968post the full one
>>204429376if he can move to chiba, you kento
>>204429373You wanna fuck me soo bad. Sorry! I'm strictly pussy. :/
Paul Joseph Watson mocking women with no eggs
why do you think everything revolves around you
Insane how Faceapp got rid of faceswappingLiterally no point even using the appTheir reviews are full of people giving them shit for it
England have won the world cup for the first time in 60 years!
>>204429417imagine thinking any other way.
>>204429431whoop whoop!!!
>>204429417How big is your cock? How old are you?
>>204429425faceapp made me trans
>>204429414Thanks for the update, incel
>>204429437>>204429437
>>204429328ok mason
Fine day of finding new simple things I could do to make my life better and not doing them, just as the doctor ordered. Go ahead, tell me I'm blogging. Do you want to say that to me? Well, do you... punk? Dirty Harry.
