immaterial edition >>204426368previous
first for cum con sex
california edition
What a little guy
>>204429253That's where I live
>>204429222My cat weights about 13 lbs. What about your cats?
>>204429257i like pbs eons too we twin
>>204429243Alternatively, sex con sex
>>204429253california should join canada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI-5uv4wryI
dadberg loves watching videos about brown bears and polar bears and explaining how i wouldnt survive an encounter with them
>>204429257BBC earth asia? You mean to tell me that big black juicy cock have made it to the land of the slants? It's over for sexpat wytebois
My back is fucked and I’m using a heating pad to make it feel normal :)
>>204429273it's been awhile but around 10lbs
>>204429295We’re full
>>204429321this is one of those appliances that i'm not sure how people ever lived without themanyway shower than dinner bye
>>204429321I can massage your back.......
The end of Ed Edd n Eddy where they find out Eddy's brother is abusive and terrible is so grim
>>204429353Never saw it. Is that really how it went? Sheesh
>>204429353they get him back in the end. i think eddy would be okay going forward in life. maybe a little loud, still. ha
I couldn't resist this when I walked by.
>>204429349They used to have things like hot water bottles, but the electric heating pads are definitely a major step up
If I move to USA which gang should I join?
>>204429353The later episodes being grim is not new i can think of the christmas special and the episode where summer ends and double d cant find any school supplies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztGPYPArAyE
>>204429429MAGA
>>204429346california literally has a higher GDP than we doif they joined us we'd have the highest GDP in the world
>>204429429the nation
>>204429429Tranners Without Borders or the Aryan Zogbots
>>204429426what's the little baggy at the top-left?
>>204429500Salsa
>>204429472LOL
very hungry
>salsa in a plastic bagAnd they give me shit for doing the same with milk.
>>204429500Drugs
California is BUILT by Latinx peopleThey are all welcome in our country. Nobody is illegal. Please drive down wages here and make it so anyone who pays a living wage is put out of business!!!
>>204429353Yes but they are liked by the cul de sac https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYxdAkD9ZlM
>>204429534i'd give you shit for just being canadian haha
I think women need protection
>>204429467>if they joined us we'd have the highest GDP in the worldIf California left the USA and joined Canada, the CACA union (LOL) would have a combined GDP of about 6 trillion, while the remainder of the U.S. would be about 24 trillionThat’s assuming California leaving the U.S. wouldn’t have negative knock-on effects on the American economy, with supply chain disruptions like what happened when the Austro-Hungarian Empire broke up, but that wouldn’t happen anyway if they joined Canada and therefore joined NAFTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMtsxEIRvkE
>>204429623right? why do i always have to bring it. you're the one with the little factory in you!
>>204429647give us albertayou guys aren't developing it anyway
>>204429623protection from what
jealous of mexicunts getting to eat mexican food every day
>>204429623From me
>>204429699deez nuts
cat on my lap
>>204429708It's a special feeling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwISVSxhjTc
>>204429708the closest a pussy you will ever be to your pecker
dogberg is crying again
>>204429769It needs attention :/
>>204429769Time for corrective rape
>>204429769Just say "we'll go for a walk tomorrow" then promise TREATS later.
Canadian_garbage.jpg
Forgot Seymour outside again
Gonna start with you, you little mutt bitch
>>204429888u in skool u lil fagit lmao
>>204429699From finns and canadiens
lol u tk him 2 da bar?
why did cum die off so fast jeez
>>204429934Because they fear my power and my enormous 3 inch rapecock
>>204429962schizojeet?
>>204429988Nah. Just your average leaf
>>204429999whats the difference
Would you fuck Marge Simpson
>>204430031Marge I’m confused
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4i1wmQPW7k
sup nigas happy monday
>>204430087hello
>>204430087>happy>mondayDoes not and can not exist
>>204430031I'd rape her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm9ZGZZ4MRw
>>204430031of course not, she's married.
>>204430031But would she fuck me?
Business idea. California goes to Canada, Alberta goes to USA ( save us Americans )
Don't you love it when some dude is with his ugly ass fucking orc of a girlfriend and he spots you and he puts his arm around her and acts like SHE'S MINE BRO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT and you're like YEAH I'D DEFINITELY GET INTO A FIGHT OVER SOME GOBLIN ATROCITY
>>204430186we'll meet you halfway and send california to canada immediately.
>>204430186>the heart and soul of America vs some shitty icebox Not a fair trade
>>204430197You’re gay
>>204430209alberta has resources
>>204430209Alberta is the heart and soul of America
Alberta I hardly know her
>>204430233You wish fgt
California is so based
Sometimes I do something silly then make off like a bandit
Business idea : Total collapse and several century long north american sengoku jidai.
>>204430297Ahahaha you're such a silly goose
>>204430297Like the three stooges
I'm going to see a kino at the kinoplex tonight
need to unexist
There's another cum in the log though
legos are so fucking expensive small sets that would have been $20-$25 when i was a kid are like $60 now
Just how fucked up was I last time?
>>204430366Is it active?
>>204430357movie? snacks?
>>204430371You kept typing in all caps and blogposting about your drug use.
>>204430366its made by the pedo britshit ignore it
>>204430357what you gonna see? was thinking about taking the missus to see the new gladiator
>>204430394I don't think either of that is true, actually
>>204430385AnoraProbably no snacks, I'm trying to maintain my figureI can't tell if this woman is a hapa or not
signori...
Oh yeah, song lyrics don't count, those are supposed to be in all caps for the pathos
>>204430416>>204430422There's a new Gladiator? WtfDoes it have Russel Crowe?
>>204430422boooooring
>>204430417Is it true that most Slovenians descend from Jewish people?
>>204430425COMMENDATORI
>>204430436no, it's denzel washington and the guy from mandolorian
>>204430442I really liked the directors other movie The Florida Project. It made Orlando seem dystopian.I'm not bored by dramas.
Damn
>>204429222Cute
>>204430444There are clear traces of Jewish presence in Slovenia in placenames and surnames, esp. the Alpine part. And the Jews were banished from Slovenia in the first half of the 16th century, not to return until the liberal reforms of the late 18th century lifted the bans.
>btc @ 89.2kTesla was the right call thank you for your advice I should have held tomorrow ill be able to open new positions
>>204430398>>204430372Ah true. Good I didn't post in it
>>204430459Interesting. I'll probably catch that one on streaming. Hope you enjoy it!
When I'm done my CS degree, I'm not working in CS fuck that
>>204430459Why would their cast a black guy for a movie ancient Rome?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0BOpkA2Vs4
>>204430483What would be a common Slovenian surname of Jewish origin?
>>204430545rome owned parts of africa
>>204430545This dude has never heard of Scipio Africanus!Just kidding, I think North Africans were white until Arabs started flooding in
>>204430570Not really
>>204430581good point
>>204430495inb4 robin hood nukes itself againI opened it up the other day for the first time in over a year and it looks retarded now.
i shall either find a way or make one
>>204430589Just trust me
>>204430565Yeah, but I don't think there were many people from Sub-Saharan Africa in Rome at that time. Even if there was one, then he was probably a slave.
is sbarro worth ordering from compared to other chains?
>>204430613You’d be surprised
just set up a mall shopping trip!!!!! gonna refresh my wardrobe, buy clothing with actually correct measurements, and load up on incense. hell yeah
>>204430627Fuck no
>>204430627sbarro is like mall/ airport pizza it's okay
>>204430653Wooooah buddy
>>204430632Do you have a degree of Black history from a community college?>>204430596>robin hoodI like them because they offer 15% APY on the stable coin USDC in my country.
>>204430560there are few that are of Jewish origin, but there are ones that mean Jew in dialect, such as Dovč, Zdovc and associated placenames like Dovče
bought a new pair of boots.
my brain is so warped from my high school failures with women and NEETdom that I cant even fathom dating a girl
>>204430681Bad English
>>204430697How good is your knowledge of other languages besides your mother tongue?
>>204430715Very
I'm at the place again about to do the thing once more
>>204430738Shame
>>204430681>15% APYbased af
tell me about the rich culture of /cum/
Filtered
>>204430807We eat beans
>>204430807>wake up on my yacht>meditate for 3 hours on my yacht>perform 12 hours worth of work in 2 hours on my yacht>work out on my yacht>go to bed on my yachtAll of this is happening as I travel across the ocean to the next business retreat
Any rich people here who know the secrets of jewish money making
I'm eating pogos right now
Would you rather marry a woman with a blood fetish or a scat fetish
Brianesque
>>204430897BloodI want a thicc mommy to cut me with a knife if i refuse to eat pussy
>>204430891Literally just extreme nepotism.
>>204430891Interest rates
>>204430915There are so few of them compared to indians who do the same thingHow did jews colonize finance and indians colonize tech
Hiro puts literal tranny ads and he expects people to no fucking use ad blockers
Well he should've armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend
>>204430691Nice. I still need to replace mine but I haven't gotten around to it. What are they for
Hath never worn boots because I'm not an autist
>>204430966>he expects people to no fucking use ad blockerssource?
>>204431069The fuck? So you've never gone hiking? You're the autist here.
>>204431069soft feminine hands typed this post
a toast
>>204431088boi u stupit
>>204431086Like 90% of trails in the US are fine with sneakers
>>204430947Jews were the only ones who were able to lend money for interest in a mostly Christian Europe in the the Middle Ages.So when capitalism started in modern times they already had a lot of experience with finance and shit.
>>204429934>jannies snitch on everyone >only the schizojeets, brians, ratpedos etc. remain plus the jannies>hmm why is this so slow and shit?You reap what you sow
>>204431084He puts ads because he wants revenue my dude
>>204431096Uhh not seeing a lot of diversity here! Very problematic [genuine]
I don't care about 4chan ads because they're non intrusive but since all the other sites use shitty ads they get blocked here too
I still haven't seen troon ads. I see weird Onlyfans ads, shitcoins, lewd steamslop and some incomprehensible stuff. But never troons.
created a bluesky account because that's where all of the good twitter posters went
>>204431193b8, but I got some some decent new seethe screenshots so thank you anon
kinda want to drink but its only monday
>>204431193just opened it and it's just a bunch of liberal faggots engaging in lame millenial humor
>>204431048>What are they forIt gets really cold and snowy in the winter where I live. I need them for walking to and from work every day.
BOOTS WITH THE FUR
>>204429222>turn on scale>put kitten on scale>press TARE>make it look like the kitten is weightlessFunny though.
>>204431266>ITT: Americanon learns that we share this thread with leftist faggots.
>>204431306THE WHOLE CLUB WAS LOOKIN AT HER!
Do you love your mother?
>>204431321i'm more upset about the millennial speakmillennials are so gay
>>204431329of course
>>204431335You only think that, because you don't interact with zoomers. frfr.
For the time period that I was sober I had the worst nightmares imaginable
>>204431306>>204431328SHE HIT THE FLOOR
>>204431329Yes of course. Haven't seen her in over a year
>>204431335Do you count as Millennial if you were born in the mid 90s? When is the cut off?
Will our love go onI try to survive every time
>>20443135895 is the first zoomers.
I've always wanted to be a firefighter
>>204431335>millennial speak>>204431352>zoomzoom lingoidk I feel like it's a tossup with these. I hate them both but somehow that millennial 2012 reddit humour pisses me off more. WHO Y'ALL GOT???
>>204431309You must be fun at parties!
>>204431354Better stay way from all drugs includings alcohol! I quit my Kratom addiction last week and I still have RLS in the nights.
>>204431374I always thought bombero sounded cool. Much better than the French word certainly
>>204431377I assume you're just exposed to more Millennial speak, which is cringe, don't get me wrong. Just wait until you start getting exposed to the Gen Alpha speak.Ohio skibidi
>>204431377millennial speak is more infuriating
>>204431410Haha skibidi toilet!
>>204431329i don't hate her, but if she wasn't my blood relative i wouldn't have a good reason to spend time with her.
too many switches and buttons on these new headphones. i like them alot, but i'm half-scared to touch them for fear of messing with their sound or some setting.
>>204431414Nobody talks like that though
>>204431429Tom Jorgensen talks like that
What's the longest distance any of you have hit a target from?
>>204431450eight million meters
>>204431436
>>204431450574.752
>>204431414Niggas probably almost 50 still talking like this too. Grim
Just had a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day
>>204431480What unit
>>204431450I hit your mom's small intestine with my cum. So 5 feet.
Another thing is why do millennial manchildren think swearing is so edgy and funny? Like dawg saying fuck or shit isn't meaningful past age 15.
>>204431329I made a vow of love
Quirk chungus, white woman :IQuirk chungus, asian woman :O
>>204431532Look at this fucking fag.
>>204431542https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxcMKk1gUl8
>>204431532So true, king. Remember during covid you had all these millennials wearing shirts that said: "WEAR A FUCKING MASK" ??So gay, I have always found millennial humor extremely cringe.
>>204431547>fuckinghmm... not looking good here bu->fagbased slur, they would never do that
>>204431564>So true, kingCringe.
>>204431564If it said wear a mask nigger you’d think it was comedy gold
>>204431564yes you know exactly what I mean. They are the same group that soyface when a media character swears.>holy shit Captain America said "SHIT"??? omg so fucking amazeballs
>>204431590What are you talking about? Millennials used to say "fag" all the time. I stopped interacting with them, so I don't know how they talk now.
>>204431601>comedy goldIt would be. That would be a daring and provocative synthesis, the plea to wear a mask juxtaposed with such an in your face politically incorrect slur like nigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfrSUa4-P6Y
I've started following a bunch of japanese prostitutes on twitter
>>204431698Why?
>>204431698grim
just burned my tongue and the back of my mouth on the soup I cooked
Rollerblading seems to be popular in the gay community here, looks fun but never tried it
>>204431788what kind of soup did you make? or do you consider pouring a can of progresso beef barley into a bowl and microwaving it until hot 'cooking'
>>204431816I poured the can of progresso into a tiny pan and heated it up on the stove, thank you very much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxIyT-itVdAthis is me if you even care
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA
this is me btw
>>204431710For coom. It's better than the fake jav bullshit. Most have an account on the japanese version of onlyfans although I can't find a site that leaks those like onlyfans
anyone want to watch arcane with me
>arcane
>>204431878I just type the OF name then the word leak.Do they show unpixelated pussy and ass or is it still censored on twitter?
>>204431874house or wilson
i need to interact with more women in my day to day if i'm ever getting a gf. but the problem is, i work from home. any suggestions for something i can do to run into more girls, hopefully talking with them a bit too>barsreminder that bars are old people parties>partiessure and i should more but i mean something consistent instead of one off events
it's not that you're too good for the current thing, it's that you're not good enough
In 20 years the first movie entirely made with AI is gonna win an oscar.
>>204431932>I just type the OF name then the word leak.yeh but it's not OF it's myfans or fantia which aren't in english so I assume any forums also wouldn't be english>Do they show unpixelated pussy and ass or is it still censored on twitter?Most still censor but every once in a while there's uncensored
>>204432065do you think nvidia will get the oscar for it
>>204432071>Most still censorNo point then.
I train the dataset, it is not eventful but a necessary work
>>204432094sounds like the sort of bullshit job that gets paid a lot that i would like to have
>>204432071most web browsers can auto translate foreign web pages. just fyi
The violent imagery in my head is back and getting more gruesome
I saw end womens suffrage. We've suffered enough
Oh boy
FUCK this is cold
>>204432101>picrelThat's a mistake that we keep making, year after year.
my dick's all hard and shit but i'm saving my seed kwim?
>think I'm depressed>remember I haven't eaten since noon>munch on some peanuts and instantly feel betteris depression actually just hunger? have I solved the mental health crisis?
>>204432173who's kwim?
>>204432152FUCJKKK
>>204432195Kwim jong un
>>204432195give me a COLD, unopened can of cherry coke and maybe i'll tell you.
>>204432189No, you're just a fattie
cherry pepsi*
>>204432225I am 6 foot 3 and 180 pounds
Shitting.
>>204429301Is your dad Joe Rogan
>>204432230No one's believing you, Case-Oh.
My life is so boring I get excited to do laundry multiple days ahead of time. And this thread is still boring me to death.
I prefer Vanilla Coke.
>>204432248I'm shitposting while shitting.
>>204432246post your belly with timestamp right now
I love shitting so fucking much. It is truly one of God's greatest gifts.
>>204432273I'm not sending you free fetish pictures. Paypal me $100 US first.
Oreo Coke isn't that bad
How the fuck do I cut?I'm down to 1000 daily calories of eggs, chicken and veggies and my weight is completely fucking steady and my bf% is going nowhere
>>204432286what fetish? fat fetish? because you're fat?lol
im back
>>204432298skip 1 meal and exercise.
>>204432298that's way too low. you may be cooking with oils that add more calories than you think but you need more than 1000 calories a day my friend
>>204432303Look, fag. People are into all sorts of body parts. I've seen all the tummy fetish anons, all over 4chan.You want pics, you gotta pay.
>>204432298go for a walk or runride your bikeput down the big macs
>/cum/ is sooo slow and boringMy brother in Christ, you make the posts
>>204432212no-can-do, buddy-roo.
went on an incelwalk.it makes me sad that i have to cross the street any time someone is walking in my direction. i don't want to seem like a threat. :(
>>204432327post your shadow with a timestamp then
>>204432348You're an incel. They already know that you're not.
>>204432348Last time I went on an incelwalk I saw a lot of weird 'n funny stuff
>>204432354$100 US
Imw atching a movie
>>204432365fat fuck lmao
>>204432376Keep dreaming. I'm not giving you fetish pics for free.
you all are sexy
>>204432390>shadow>fetishyou are FAT and got caught projecting and now you are deflecting hardfatty fat fat fatty fatlay off the maple syrup!
we're approaching birdhour, are you ready?
Imagine getting fucked in the ass by a horse.
the chad mocktail vs the virgin mimosa
>>204432348nothing wrong with that. i give people a lot of space, even if they live in the same place as i do. skinny little gross weirdo i am, don't want to bother any neighbors.
>>204432427I'm not fat, I'm just not aware of all the fetishes that degens have. To cover my bases, it's $100 US for any picture of any part of me. You've been projecting onto me this entire time, fatty.You'll go to sleep, knowing that you're fat. I'll go to sleep being skinny.Don't @me with your cope and seething.
What other plastic garbage with some dumbass artificial flavor do you preffer over another chemical fake shit with colorful brandig?
>>204432462Vanilla Coke. Now.
>>204432453bend over and you won't have to imagine, boy
>>204432472Are you a horse?
>>204432461a shadow isn't a part of you lolyou're not fooling anyone, you just don't want to expose how rotund you are
FAT CANADIANS HAHA CANAFATS
>>204432493https://www.reddit.com/r/answers/comments/14jtupc/i_have_a_sexual_attraction_towards_shadows/$100 US
>>204432501i prefer fatnadians
>>204432515ah that's cute, you just google that?I have a sexual attraction towards fat canadians making anonymous posts on the internet, what are you gonna do about that, bitch?
>>204429234>>204429234>>204429234
SUM1 MAKE THE NEW OK THX
>>204432607FUCK NOTHAT WAS MADE BY THE SCHIZO
>using a ratpedo threaduhh no? make a real new
>>204432298I heard someone say if you just meet your basal metabolic rate you should lose weight. I've also heard that weight exercises require more energy from your body because of repairing the cells. It makes sense to me because we've evolved to be super efficient at conserving energy during famines and excel more at endurance activities like running. But idk the real answer, I've yet to lose any weight in my life because I'm a sticc and my family is a bunch of fatasses.
>>204432607don't be a faggotdon't use bong threadsdon't look at bong threadsdon't link bong threadsdon't be a faggot
woke up from my nap
>>204432615he's probably on a vpn or someshit and using a leaf flag because he knows everyone filters the UK and the thread will just die
one time you faggots went to ratpedos thread and I couldn't find it cause I have him completely filtered.I was like...fuck did /cum/ die??anyways don't use brit threads, half of us can't find it and also it's disgusting
can someone make a new? I unironically refuse to post in a ratpedo thread
>>204432645>frogs are pedos putting their fetishes into everythingChecks out.
im in the mood for some burger king
>>204432670even worse the models sorta look like brother and sister
>>204432314>That's way too lowIt's not for me apparently. I walk 10 miles a week, do my resistance training, and it's been more than enough to maintain my current body.>OilsThere's just no fucking way. I only use a little bit of oil to stop the chicken from sticking to the pan, and I only eat chicken a few times per week.
>dont use this thread>doesn't make a different oneshut the fuck up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCKa0Bfh-zo
>>204432728you're a brapzil so it doesn't matter where you go
wish i had some spicy chips right now
make new?
If you use his thread there's no going back
making new what should the edition be?
>>204432770"this nigga got scammed in china :skullemoji:"
>>204432770no ratpedo editionWith a picture of some sort of rats banned picture.
new >>204432785new >>204432785new >>204432785new >>204432785
What is he talking about, are there anti LGBT markets in USA now?https://youtu.be/tJc2GVjsdWA?t=447
