A hearty breakfast edition
It's the Jews who are the reason I ain't got a girlfriend.
>>204436165
storm's finally come ladslove the smell of petrichor in the air
>>204436136is that coffee mixed with milk? reckon i'd blow up the toilet if i ever ate a meal like this
A:10V:10THANKS YIFY
>>204436189petricorrrrr
>>204436189>petrichorreddit word
THAT THREAD WAS ONLY 308 POSTS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>204436194Are brazilians asian level lactose intolerant? But you eat pão do queijo
>>204436202was going to make a post like this the other day but i figured i'm so ancient no one here would know what i'm talking about
>>204436242this nigga old lmaooooooo. hey gramps, why aren't you on irc lol.
>>204436229yeah more than half of us are lactose intolerant especially women
>>204436225306
>>204436264corrrrrrrrrr brazilian bunda after drinking a big glass of milk
>>204436277says 308 for me, and i'm not having this argument with your non 4chan x using dimpled yankee bum
salutations fine shyt
>>204436136love love LOVE a full english, (or, as it’s known here in Australia, a “big brekky)
really tickles my funny bone when brits refer to us and kiwis as "antipodeans"
NEED square sausage and black pudding more widely available at my local supermarket
>beautician
Alri lads
>>204436318is there any other term to use?
>>204436301freak
>>204436301this nigga bragging about using 4chanx dear oh dear
>>204436331you don't want to make him laugh?
>>204436221FOY
>>204436325laughed at this
>>204436331yes, you may call me an "australian" or an "aussie" if you like, you may also address our trans-tasman cousins as "new zealanders" or "kiwis", but you can call both of us "antipodeans"
>>204436330you’re posting this at a frequency that is almost maddeningbig fan
catberg entered the house and doesn't want to go away
>>204436330*runs you over with a big steamroller so you're as flat as that flat little freak*
>>204436340it's not bragging, i come here almost every day and it just makes the site better to use, if you come here regularly and you don't use it then you're a moron, and if you take pride in the fact that you come here regularly and don't use it then you're a giga moron
>>204436358good lad and well said
>>204436369alrixoxo
>>204436389lmao
Just found out North Korean soldiers in Ukraine have been given internet access'kin 'ell, that must be crazy
>>204436346go kick rocks, in the rain
>>204436389i phonepost half the time anyway lad not everyone's glued to their little dual monitor incel station like you
found my da hiking on google maps lol
>>204436330dis lil nigga smooshed
>>204436136What is your favourite part of English breakfast?
>>204436417wtf are norks doing in pookraine?
>>204436358how do you like the term "down undies"?
>>204436448down under where?
>>204436389>needing a third party addon to minmax his tranny porn and cuckposting sessions on 4channel.orgoh my days
>>204436448very good
>>204436441The whole is greater than the sum
it's like silent hill out there brev mans windscreen gon be done frosted innit senpai
>>204436136corr luv me a full breakfast
>>204436448business idea: underwear packed with feathers
they should make a tv series about people in australia with downs syndrome and call it "the downies from down under" i think it would do gangbusters
corr imagine an abbo with down's syndrome
>>204436478better yet film it in coober pedy so you can call it "the downies from under down under"
>>204436459if you're not interested in streamlining your experiences and making your life just a bit easier then i have no right to stop you from being a stubborn retard
i must be the first person to be caught out by the f am filter in years really arsed up my post
>>204436329how could you be so fucking stupid
>>204436500wish gookmoot would revoke those filters already, it's been like fucking 9 years
>>204436488oid watchid on chewsdays, nothings ever on on chewsdays
>>204436497>streamlining my experiencesin what way? i click on images in the catalog if the text beneath it piques my interest then i slowly scroll down as i read the replies, occasionally adding my own input then leaving the tab open to wait for replies. what the fuck do i need an addon for?
>>204436499this gets me thinking sometimes, why are chuds like this?
>>204436329why would they tell her it has money in it?
>>204436465But what do you like the most?
>>204436444Watching porn and chilling mostly
>>204436497does mummy still tie your shoelaces for you too? pussyole
>>2044365174chan x has a lot of quality of life improvements that you're clearly not familiar with and i can't be arsed to go over with youif you ever start using it you won't look back, if you never start using it then that's not my problem, but the fact of the matter is you still use 4chan so you don't get to pretend you're any less of a 4channer freak than me
counting the seconds until the local pakistani pizza shop opens and i can get a 20 inch pizza in for 15 quid
>>204436542Specifically find the most tasty (meats) or specifically find the most important (potato or egg)?
>>204436572insecure conceited reptile of a man
>>204436329true british rose
just fucking can't be bothered
the office is locked and no one has a key looool
>>204436572i obviously use it a lot less than you because i've never had the thought of "maybe i should look for addons or programs so i can spam sneed more efficiently"
>>204436586Most tasty thing
>>204436264Pathetic
wanking a cock with my arse
poo
might get fawlty towers on
>>204436615bit gay that
>>204436441Eggs and black pudding
>>204436582dont know what voice training is (learning a language?) but i'd plow her fields haha
>>204436441beans, tomatoes, mushrooms, eggs, coffee
america’s flag is respectfully not even top 20 best flags
>>204436631tranny term that's a tranny lad x
>>204436609i didn't go looking for it, someone recommended it to me years agoso do you not use adblockers either?
>>204436441soss
>>204436631>her
>>204436651proofs?
Wanksturbating
>>204436441i like to try and get a bit of everything in every bite, it's the combination that makes the magic
>>204436657big difference between an adblocker and whatever 4chanx does
mental that f1nn put his stream on hiatus just to voice train
>>204436665not familiar with that particular trannois but the use of the term means their trannydom can probably be safely inferred
>Arab fella at and me talking about some shit>We get onto the subject of Palestine>Ask him if he knows the history of how Israel came to exist in Palestine>He basically tells me about it and at some point he mentions the "Nakba">Hearing the word "Nakba" immediately reminds me of the Palestinian wojak memes where they are getting shit on and cant do anything>Sit there doing the thing where I try not to smile or laugh while he is telling me about how Palestinian kids get shot just trying to retrieve a ball they were playing with by the boundary between the two countries because I literally can not stop thinking about the Palestinian Wojak memes to save my life
>>204436685think i saw that in the toilet when i was at you're mums LOL #BTFO #PWND/thread methinks tbqhwyfamalamadingdong no cap love love LOVE x
>>204436064I could yeah but this was the recommended/most reputable oneit's still only $100 AUD for 100 doses so still good value
gay furry wank on the cards
>>204436612I guess bacon
despise colonials
>>204436721do you prefer animal arses or animal willies?
>>204436683contradictory statement, by saying "whatever 4chanx does" you're saying you don't know what it does and therefore cannot say that there's a big differenceanyway the software is indeed different in regards to function, but the purpose for existing is to make your experience less of a hassle by saving you time and providing a better experience, so in that regard there's no difference at all
anyone else feeling like a butterfly today?
>>204436734neither i just wank to hot anthro characters as we all should be
>>204436738I feel like a slugsam as very other day
>>204436730Aw, come on, we're maybe not going to tariff you.
>>204436735unless it reads and writes posts for me i don't see how it can help me in any significant way x
>>204436746You deserve the gas chamber.
>>204436735not him but i did actually try it once and couldnt be arsed with all the new linux user shite, there's a reason imageboard functions have barely changed in 20+ years and it's because they already fucking work fine
>>204436136What if there would be only one slice of everything on the plate, would it still be English breakfast?
>>204436738
mad how many pig organs can be transplanted into humans
todays gardening completegot a stone walled terrace garden bed thing i built ages ago when researching how ancient people built loose stone walls. its overgrown now so im finna clear it out and fix the soil for growing food
Can any /brit/ help me out? I'm looking for the pic of that girl in a dress laughing with a cigarette and a beer(Stella?) between her legs. I remember it popping up in /brit/ threads often but it's been awhile.Thanks in advance.
>>204436780Transplanted my organ inside your pig of a mum
>>204436774
>>204436797Oh shit that's him done and then some.
>>204436701>He basically tells me about it and at some point he mentions the "Nakba"starting a war they can't finish sure is a catastrophe eh
>>204436797properly done him in
>>204436809>>204436797no ones been done. grow up
>>204436757think of it as akin to upgrading your shitty bic pen to a nice smooth jetstream pen>>204436765i've never used linux, i suppose it might have taken me a while to figure out at first but i've been using 4chan x for ages so i'm used to it
>>204436441>>204436542>>204436612i would say the roasted tomatoes; they lift everything else
>>204436771yeah
To think just a few months ago she almost attempted, she made a troll genshin pic with Taiwan and blacked memes. The commies went for her hard, got her blocked and shadowbanned a few timesShe ended up making like 2 public apologies and lengthy tweets on how fucked things were. Girl's on the up
>>204436797i've been done>>204436818i appreciate the gesture in standing up for me but this was a definitive doing and i'm going to have to live with it somehow
>>204436824basedi suffer not a fool who rejects the roasted tomato . they need to get their head straight
UK OK
rorke down for the count
>>204436834most friendless post i think i've ever seen
>>204436747lol this is meespecially salty this morning
>>204436432>i phonepost half the time anywaythat's worse. you're (finally) out and about and you're glued to your stupid fucking phone and 4chan nonethelessi think it's starting to get frowned upon in the general population, "phone zombies" i see less of it nowadays
wonder if jeffrey would beat me up if i called him the nigger word to his face
fuck the pope and the ira
>>204436868>they think this is what women do
>>204436868honestly icky is so fucking fit when you think about it
>>204436878always with the scenariosi mostly mean like on the couch and in bed, only time i ever /brit/ post in public is on the train or busjust to kill time
>>204436880jeffrey epstein
>>204436903no the rich ethiopian lad who posts here sometimes
feel weird as fuck thingk i breathed in too much fungus fumes from this rotting grass
>>204436916koqud sk8c nsi8s, ekoqur hs 3ki38d? aois 9fowi xiigrj oeid
wacky bruce can't handle a bit of fungous?
i almost never look at my phone when i'm out and about, if i'm waiting for a bus or something i just stare off into space, for some reason the compulsion to stare at screens is only triggered when i'm safely within the confines of my smelly bedroom
>>204436955Niggas call me the humungous fungous
>>204436975Hugh Mungus and his pal, Fun Gus
doing a tafe certificate and there are no girls in my class, only female student there is some fat middle aged woman, should've taken a different course
>>204436998she fit?
>>204437003NO mate i just said she's middle aged and fat, she's a nice lady though
>>204436873I'll tell my friends the same tale, it's a nice turn around x
Leather jacketed Bolsheviks bulldozing churches
hugh mungus what?
got the ebony porn on
>>204436903>>204436910>>204436916>>204436939>>204436961>>204436998>>204437003>>204437032snap
>>204437059all me
there is a fungus among us
>>204437050>172 metres tallgodzilla ass nigga
they got rid of the Rollover stand in the local co-op
>>204436868Finally, a worthy opponent
I want to cut out my lips and burn them over a wife.
>>204437120*burn them over a fire
mental how toil freaks go to toil
love those videos from political protests in america where they just stand there yelling threats at each other and going on about their rights and then the second the confrontation gets even vaguely physical they're all like "THAT'S ASSAULT I'VE GOT IT ON CAMERA HELP POLICE HELP"yanks are a queer bunch
>>204436797stick a fork in him because he's DONE
>>204437120Ask me why.
might move to nepal and change my name to tenzing and help rich old men climb mount everest
>First Wallace & Gromit in 2 decades>Outnumbered Reunion after 10 years>Gavin and Stacey final ever episode>Squid Game S2>Severance S2so what are you looking forward to most this xmas lads
>>204437181severance s2 is next year
>>204437181death
>>204437168Why?
>>204437204its january which is still christmas time
>>204437181where are they going with squint game s2? is it going to follow the bloke going to take revenge on rich people or is it just going to be a new cast doing the games again?
>>204437225nah. funs over after NYE.
making coffee and listening to megadeath
everyone in new york is dressed like a evil dark wizard or dorohedoro background character
>>204437237the main bloke is in the games againno one knows why yet
>>204437181Squid game s2 and some anime,, I'll have to check. Also playing co-op vidya with the sis once her gaming laptop gets delivered
>>204437237the best part about doing it again with a new cast is that you can just get the old actors back playing different characters and no one will notice because arr rook same
>>204437181turkey and presents
>>204437185dumb /tv/ crossposter
gm
>>204437243>dorohedorowould you kindly not make references to things no one knows about
>>204437093Iuv big bitches
Any Bell-Beaker man in?
>>204437239you're objectively wrongorthodox christians celebrate christmas on january 7th
>>204437243Need to watch that still
>>204437307this is how these niggas be dressing
wonder if soogs has ever taken it up the farter
>>204437316is she actually big tho or is that other bitch just a midget
>>204437338ssri eyes
>>204437267she fit?
>>204437349good name for a band
>>204437267ever thought about shagging her
squid game coronavirus
>>204437335the resemblance is striking
vietnamese gf 2025
>>204437379iconic
>>204437360you ain't neva seen 10 bands in your life jit
ever since i was a jit knew i was the shit
>>204437326Pierbs wanted in rowsvee and ywuukii's hot tub stream room. Despite my anti-troon posts it would've prob been bare jokes>>204437338Aye when Liverpool smashed manure 7-0 xx>>204437340Both, Rowsvee's 5'10 and ywuukii's 4'9>>204437358Prefer not to say >>204437364Nope
>>204437410eh?
>>204437388me love you long time
>>204437465why not?
>>204437217Visited a prozzie that was easily a good 40kg bigger than her online photos. Spent a good deal time kissing her and felt sick PNC.
>>204437385>we have steve buscemi at home>the steve buscemi at home:
>>204437489>PNCeh?
>>204437482Just prefers not too
>>204437510penetrating nigga cock
sex erotic
>>204437541italian mami
mental illness hours then is it?
that pussy egregious
I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.
my life is ruined and i feel free as a reuskt to be hoenstfuck it mates. seriously just fuck it. it was over before it strted but its compltely fucking gone now. i fucked it even worseand who cares. no one.......
pilled my life away
poo screaming
dont worrybe happydont woryy be happy nowooooooo oo o o o oooofucking ruined and savagely soand i am just sat here now like lol. so what? no what, thats what. so whatever
>>204437591yeah?
anyone going to the freak off on friday?
>>204436136Wouldn’t mind one of those now
had a bit of a nudist phase when i was a boy of about 6-7, used to just love running around the house and backyard completely stark, it was great funif any of my neighbours were nonces it must've been a dream come true
>>204437519>This image cannot be uploaded because it is the subject of a copyright infringement claim. Please refrain from posting it.Mwad that the original is claimed. Hmm actually on /sp/ you get a connection error when attempting to upload food truck girl
good morning dee lads. Everyday above ground is a great day.I didn't want to get out of my comfy bed this morning but i'm up now and positive all the way!!!
screaming and shitting through all the letterboxes on my street
>>204437635Bet you never had your life ruined like I did
>>204437660all family dead and brain destroyed
>>204437590women don't fart
>>204437510Post nut clarity
>>204437670Ok that's pretty bad
>>204437670whys your brain destroyed
>>204437646'Rena on the 'rit/
>>204437683yeah mangggohope yours is salvageable though i really do>>204437690drugs n drink
>>204437699brought it on yourself then didnt you. no sympathy
>>204437707have a micro so it was a cope
Could eat an apple through a letterbox
pasta night de lads pasta night de laddssss *does my pasta night dance*
in bed fapping
>>204437712bit of a rough hand youve been dealt
>>204437717store-bought raviolis for moi
>>204437717same de lad. made a big batch of chicken and mushroom pasta sauce last night. lots of oregano and thyme in it. mega-peng
>>204437507
Me asked to have a vasectomy. I've never even met her
>>204437742
>>204437697xx
>>204437640I'm going to the chip shop on Friday
>>204437730yeah short and ugly too with autism and adhd if you believe in that sort of thingi shagged it tho. was funny enough to be at least a salesman and at best a youtuber
in at least two yank states (indiana and tennessee) even fully clothed it's illegal to walk around in public with a noticeable boner
going on incel walks and listening to anime OSTs at the tender age of 27
>>204437782what if you have a license to carry a concealed weapon
>>204437793Comfy x
>>204437805you'd only need a small arms licence lad
>>204437834done him
>>204437782*walks around hunched over like*
>>204437834rude and uncalled for
Have to thank yanks for electing toilet poo shart, he's made about 2 grand for me on the ol' 'guard
why do zoomers think ohio is funny?
sex gifs
>>204437855it is tbf
the scrandemic
Are british politics as unhinged as this?https://x.com/TaraBull808/status/1855963089939620222
>>204437862his name is a$ap schrader
>>204437883far too much milk in that 'rridge
don't like the whole robin being a symbol of a dead relative thing. robin outside on my fence watching me smoke could be old dadberg looking for a bit of bread
>>204437892
test
>>204437887>>204436880Well, Jeffery???
looking at shit on google maps because i cant drive
>>204437873why?
>>204437922i can drivewanna go on a road trip lad? i'll go you halves on fuel and food and so forth
>>204437883beyond grim
>>204437949where to>>204437925just is
Wait a minute, man, hey, check this out, man (Tell it)It was this blind man, right? (This man) It was this blind man, right?He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick, right? (Hey)He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?(Fish market?) He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said[*Sniffs*] "Woo good morning SeasideMARK" (Hahahahaha)
>>204437887Sir Queer couldn't blow a whole into a wet tissue
>>204437968>where towhy the great australian pilgrimage of course
>>204437922To be fair you can't drive to America
>blow a whole
just woke up another day in my shit neet life going down the drain
New garms
cicadas going mental outsidelove to hear it
>>204438023ktim
>>204438026nowt wrong with that fit
wont be cooking the porridge with the banana already in it again
>>204437465>ywuukii's 4'94'11*
>>204438026few sizes too big i think!
>>204438023could be time to make a change then eh lad
I get a huge brick of Amish butter here in Pennsylvania and it goes great with my ribeyes, lasts a couple of weeks
i've been neet since 2011
>>204438023Every day is pain
>>204438027
>>204438088Same lad same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVJ7KQPoNMM1990's its time for the guru
ISA bros.... another day another win
insufflating a bit of the ol' 'caine
>>204438147getting some later lol nice
more hair on my ballsack than youve on your head sunshine
>>204438116figured out a career you might want to pursue someday or just going to ride out neethood until you're either dead or forced into some menial job life stacking shelves or something by the jobcentre?
>>204438147literal trillionaire
>>204438147watching a video and the guy said insufflating as I read this postwhat are the chances
>>204438204are you watching that video from earlier where the bloke tried kava and kratom and that other thing?
bogies
>>204438004I made that edit on my Samsung tablet like a decade ago. Time flies. Miss sicily so much
>>204438222yeahsuppose that makes sense
>>204438178I’ve got a schizo diagnosis so will probably keep hold of my bennies for a good while
>>204438245>>204438245>>204438245
>>204438174might wanna get that checked out
>>204436136Wish our breakfast were like this, minus the shroom, I never tried shrooms because they look weird af in my opinion.
