penelope tree edition
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
poo smells lmao
>illegals in altrincham hotel are receiving free private healthcarethis country is beyond a joke
pretending to link the new when it's not actually the new isn't a funny joke and should be punishable by execution by firing squad along with the perpetrator's entire family
any plantposters here?
who the fuck is ai mountain
>>204448697Might ask when she's fertile in my nasally nerd virgin voiceThe Arab gf tried holding me in for a creampie she was desperate to get pregnant, brown Asian gf seems to be the same but the Irish diaspora memes are getting to me, I don't wanna be a /brit/ stereotype and have you lads make fun of me
britain is a renewable energy superpower
>>204449079an extremely low quality nonsense catchphrase
>>204449068I actually started the /plant/ general on /an/.
Fatso Al mountain make sure you don't sit on your dog and kill it while high out of your mind and gooning!!! BE CAREFUL!!!!!
>>204449102then post a plant or I don't believe you
>>204449068Watered my plants today. No moss balls (yet)My calathea died this year because I overfed it :(
got some classic bowling for soup on
Mental how bad we mindraped himThink he's involuntarily gay now
>>204449091You've never had sex and you never will!!! you swing a fake sword and kill animals outside your rape shack because you're schizophrenic !!! Don't forget to keep doing amphetamines and not writing your website !! I know where you live :D
My new toil hours as of this week are 10 til 4It's lushhhhhhh lads we are so back!
is there a better smell than car exhaust on a cold autumn morning?
>>204449143
>>204449155I'm fighting a spidermite infection on my coleus plants which I had to bring inside for the winter. it's a tough battle. coleus are hard to keep over winter in my exp>>204449195these fuckers can change colors btw, though only females
>>204449059if it's free who is paying for it
>>204448983DON'T CALL ME KNUCKLES FOR NOTHIN' I CAN'T LOSE!!
>Daniel Khalife “endangered” the life of Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe by sending a fake intelligence document to Iran which said the British government was not willing to negotiate over her release, his trial has heard what a nonsense charge lmaolet him roam free
>>204449195there's a man in that flower
why do we call the general for Polish horticulturists "/brit/" anyway?
>>204449012I like this image
>>204449239I instinctively like the lad because he’s a hot twink :/
>>204449091Was the Arab girl fit
Got ourselves a situation Stuck in a new location
>>204449252/gardenersworld/ was already taken by the brits thread on the matter
>>204449270clearly a top lad tooescapes from prison then spends a week cycling round Richmond and eating mcdonalds
>>204449239>Daniel ... Ratcliffethat's literally just the harry potter blokesimulation running out of names
>>204449272Yeah and she had a massive bundaBut she already had two kids with some Russian guy who live in Vegas
>>204449262yes it's good isn't it
ruby
>>204449303Pretty based and exactly what I would do if I escaped from prison
LIVERPOOL
People always thinks of the beach huts when they think of Brighton but the huts are actually in neighbouring Hove.
>>204449143I had these in front of the house I grew up in
>>204449336The Midwest is an open air prison
>>204449349ive walked along there many a time
>>204449317Do you recommend doing steroids? Thinking about it myself as I’ve lost a bit of weight doing OMAD over the last year and I wouldn’t mind putting on some muscle. Just a bit worried with some of the stories you hear about people abusing them
>>204449349they're in Cromer
>>204449349just sheds really if we're honest w/ ourselfs
zesty
might go on write a prisoner and see if there are any felonious yankette qts
shagging their little shit pipes
>>204449384Yes yess do the steroids move to Thailand fuck the ladyboys be like the big bad shagger AL MOUNTAAAAIN!!!!!!!
>>204449349spenny these huts
TrannyJannyDiscord Raiders!
>>204449415What’s got you so worked up today lad?
just watched that boots advert
>>204449357you might live somewhere south then? they don't do well in low zones, it's a tropical plant
>>204449384Yeah if you're peak natty and shredded go for it. Tren or HGH is peak, HGH is safe too, though I can't get it so I use peptides called ipamorelin and CJC 1295 blend.
not sure what to have for teasomething easypizza maybe
>>204449468mac and cheese
>>204449453TRANNY JANNY DISCORD RAIDERSTRANNY JANNY DISCORD RAIDERSTRANNY JANNY DISCORD RAIDERS!!!
>>204449478FOY
bhutanese passport
he brings shame to the canadian flag. but that's a good thing
>>204449468poo barm
>>204449459which one?
>>204449493FOLC
dad's had his booster and flu jab
Bookworm, Tea Enthusiast & Pluviophile
It's legal to purchase steroids in the UKCan probably get HGH which is better, though roids do help you lift heavy and increase bone density
got 56 (You)s on a single post earlier
Instagram definitely the most popular social media on my train
>>204449551Post physique!!!
>>204449468pint of vodka and a packet of pork scratching
>>204449573good one was it?
Gf force fed me her pussy after I went on strike
poo loading...
>>204449573The one about poo?
>>204449597it was the 204444444 get
>>204449583You are needier than the Arab girl who writhed all over me in ecstacy after sex, it's creeping me out and making me uncomfortable lad.See a therapist.Mine gives me vyvanse
>>204449618I only recognise million gets or all repeating digitsor all consecutive digits I suppose
>>204449589timmy's weakness
>>204449573the funny repeating number got the (you)s
>>204449547Fucking bitch.
>got 56 (You)s on a single post earlier
>>204449638only recognise those ones do ya aye?
any fat bent poofs in
>>204449628You have definitely never had sex and you're a fat manlet incel schizo loser!!HAHAAA
>>204449628pathetic
>>204449643long shift today is it lad?
go on then rorke. shoot up
if you get a significant get, only 56 (you)s is a sign that your post was dogshit and ruined the geta good post with the same number would get hundreds
Hello
>>204449012
Why can't they just turn the dinghies back around?
>>204449699She really made me uncomfortable lad.
>>204449730no reverse paddle
why don't you faggots sit down while I tell you a story. way back when, I got a lot of yous on pol during some "millennial" get they even made a sticky for. it was a modget almost for sure. my post was one post before the get, and after the get was a hilter post. they were basically all hitler posts, besides the one single post that god the get - trans people have rights or something
>>204449730It's illegal
i'm rasheed
>>204449730the second they touch the boat and any subsequent deaths is a bad thing for their image
ruined little shit pipes
>>204449750blog on
>>204449782change the law then???
I am still confused on why a girl cried during all quiet on the Western front in my class it was the 70s version they showed us
Might become a 35 year old retail worker that lives with his mum and does speedrunning streams to 3 viewers in my spare time
welby in the mudnever go full nonce if you're a priestor if you're not a priest I suppose
me and all my friends posting together what a beautiful tuesday
>>204449689If I was any taller I wouldn't get to shag women taller than me lad. Not fat just bulking. Will cut then roid then go on a journey
>>204449680yeah everything else is just glorified dubpostinf
any% buldak shits
>4th largest population in the world>Higher GDP than Switzerland, Saudi Arabia, Poland, Belgium, Sweden, Netherlands, Ireland, UAE, Israel, Turkey, Iran, Norway...>Population pyramid that is actually pyramid shaped>2.204 births per woman>14th largest country by landmass, bigger than places like Mongolia or Iran>G20 member, 10th largest economy in terms of purchasing power parityEverybody seems to be concerned about the Chinese, Russians or Indians.I am growingly concerned about the Indonesians. How have I never met an Indonesian? Where are they all? What goes on over there? There's 284 million of them somewhere.Scary stuff.
mexicos judicial reforms will end the political appointment of judgesfrom now on all of Mexicos judges, even the Supreme Court, will have to be voted in by the peoplea lot of british corporations are upset by this
>>204449801Have you ever had an ethnic girl list over you lad? Thought it would be like pic related but I felt like an object of her fetish and I wasn't winning anymore.
found it
Autism is hell>alienated from society because you aren't normal>not trusted by family cos you don't act normal>can't even find common ground with other autistsMay as well off myself
>>204449814Make that four
>>204449884become a based loner who enjoys his own company
thinking oats with peanut butter
>>204449860yes but I don't talk about my personal life
>>204449824You are FAT and SHORT and an INCELYou will never leave Nebraska!!Your family worries about you hurting other people!!
only make posts about myself and my own lifeonly reply to posts that are replies to my own postshide all negative replies to mesimple as
trans men are MENtrans women are MEN
Currently lost about 1.5st in about 2.5 months. Still going strong.Got about another 2 stone to lose I reckon but Christmas is gonna be a pain in the arse I reckon
Nice to know that the Church of England is just as satanic as the Roman Church. They’re one of very few Protestant churches that believe in s*inthood so it should have been obvious.
>>204449884Just liftEverybody respects a strong guyAlso you aren't even gangstalkedBe grateful you can be left alone at least
yeah me? Oh I'm BASEDNo friendsNo job No moneyNo personality And definitely NO SEX
>>204449946Same desu/Brit/ is basically just my own personally blogging platform/anonymous lads group chat
>>204449953i'll give you a pain in the arse
>>204449929BLEACHING is funny to talk aboutLive a little
>>204449981this guy isn't even a competitive bodybuilder or powerlifter, he's a racecar driver, what the fuck does he need all those roids for?
>>204450001No one likes you or cares about your blogs which are all transparently fake thouhhh x
I've repayed 85% of my debt to the pension fund
>>204450040Lifting weights and having sore muscles is fun Being able to scran a ton of food is masculineWhile I agree he's going overboard imagine how much better life is when you're doing all your hobbies while jacked as fuck
For every 100 women in the United Arab Emirates there are 224 men.How do they all have multiple wives then? Doesn't add up.
>>204450042That’s fine lol you guys could all be AI for all I care, I just like a good yap sometimes
>>204449884It's worse for me because I have had women tell me I am attractive just severely autistic and they don't want to put up with me
>>204449884i'm delying the inevitable at this point
>>204450105grim society
Canadians are easily the most toxic posters in this general. >>204450110Based and yappilled.Fellow enjoyer of things and such
>>204450105The surplus of men are all pajeet slaves lmao
>>204450105cheap imported workers that are only allowed to work and sleep in their own containment zones
>>20445010575% of the population of the UAE is the imported pajeet slave worker class. the actual emirates are the ones with all the wives
moonstein on a mad one tonight
>>204449884>>204450124Hell is other people. Be glad you don't have voice to skull attacks, shocks and zaps, MKULTRA mind control and such. Just get ripped, be confident and WAGMI
Might move into the gym.
how do i make my penis larger
>>204450167is this a cronem post?
>ketchup sandwich Do British really?
>>204450146DTFIC gives leads on here a bad name but there are a couple of decent Canadian posters
why are royal mail so fucking particular? was told i bought the wrong label (large letter instead of small letter)
>>204450239don't know
>>204450198HGH or Tren
>>204450243this is bullshit. this thing on top never happened.>then I have no choice but to lower the priceon the right
>>204450136Could be worse
>girl finds me attractive >Gets turned off because I show MMA and boxing videos >Show her my book collection
>>204450292what are you on about
>>204450198pull on it
>>204450323Then gets turned back on again?
>>204450323Arab gf saw my melee videos on YouTube and frowned deeply
>>204450325fack off would ya
>>204450292Never happened either
when do we turn the clocks back?
>>204450267>She had a huge sausage and ketchup sandwich Seems like they really
>>204450323I'm not a girl and I don't find you attractive and I would much rather see your book collection than random MMA videos tbf
>>204450349How hairy is the Arab gf? I dated an Arab girl in uni who was a bit hairy but I lowkey kinda liked it
>>204450379I mean you don't want to see me beat the fuck out of my friend or him throw me on a table.
Is that...bacon, cheddar and pasta? With black cracked pepper?
greetings foid
>>204450407Sounds a bit gay mate
>>204450433Corrrrr and indeed PHWOARRRRRR looks lush that tbf lad
>>204450341No most girls find me attractive until they see what I am like. I had a girl tell me she would date me if I didn't have a personality
>>204450394Not at all, she was second gen and from California.Wanted to get a boobjob but I told her small tits and a big arse is a kino combo
>>204449985damn, that's based
>>204450433bacon could do with cooking some more
>>204450457What’s wrong with your personality lol
>>204450433that bacon is raw
>>2044503662 more weeks
>>204450471> Wanted to get a boobjob but I told her small tits and a big arse is a kino combocompletely agree. patrician taste
Bacon should just be cooked until it turns pink and the fat goes a bit golden and crispy at the edges.Crispy bacon is yank propaganda. You're eating burnt bacon because they have shitty pork that gives them tapeworms unless it's incinerated to carcinogenic levels.
>>204450490>History autist >Martial arts fan >I can't take hints >I give zero shits
got the frozen soundtrack on
>>204450537Love it when they're insecure about their tits it adds to their personality and femininity in ways big booba havers never could
>>204450615good lad
>>204450581yeah?
>>204450447There is a video of us trying to have our own wwe match but we had to stop because one of us got hospitalized
Feeling ziggerish and based
>>204450665War still going on yeah?
In a black guys uber and he has a rap radio station on. Feeling pretty cool rn like I’m with my black mate and we’re on our way to a cool party somewhere in Compton or Brooklyn
>>204450702LOL
>>204450665
>>204450653Maybe. Just made it up because I'm a bit bored and starved for human interaction.Still could be though.
this is how I imagine brit posters sound loikehttps://youtu.be/aUU89xI_0Hs?si=B5jNK1BQhpMBBAbP&t=52
>>204450766Nobody is going to open this
i'm a cinephile
>>204450742Based and honestpilled.Don't know what I'd do without /brit/Probably fall into a reddit-tier depression
straight outta exeter
>>204450766I sound like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8No0ctFukKQ
my good looks are absolutely wasted on me.>6'7">fit>blue eyes>full head of wavy hair>perfect facial hair genetics>perfectly straight teeth>a couple of cool facial scars>8x6But I don't do ONS so my bodycount is only single digits.
>>20445068410 year ATO
the purchase
>it's a daenerys does something stupid again episode
I invented Japan
>>204450905Any cocks?
>>204450795Crazy motherfucker named Mad Tom
the medical school gf likes to spend hours sitting around playing video games or reading shitty young adult novels for hours every day but she still passes all her classes with top-tier marks, dunno how she does it, maybe medical school isn't as hard as everyone thinks it is
>>204450433it's called carbonara mate
Last girl to be into me just told me I need to cure autism and I will be unstoppable
>>204450994No it isn't, be quiet
going for a run hope my knee doesnt hurt again
>>204450981Ever shag her up the arse while she games and reads manga?
>>204451035yes it is you fuck that's literally a carbonara
Thinking about the time a girl told me she liked me because she liked tall men. I'm 5'11, that's like an inch above average. Don't know what qualifies as tall anymore
>>204449093Rorke won't like this
>>204451068Goblet squats and calf raises are your frenAlso stretch lad
Where do you go on this board if you want to discuss classical European art?Where do you go if you want to discuss serial killers?Seems like there are some topics that just don't have a board, and if you take them to one you think is appropriate you will be banned or ignored.
>senior position offer>less than 80kbloody sick of it
i'm undeniably, soul-crushingly fuck ugly goddamn
>>204451121get her shit pipe gaped and bloody
>>204451095no, she doesn't read manga
>>204451105>No cream>No yolks>No parmesan>No bacon lardons>No spaghettiYou look like an idiot
>>204451121sex with best emma
>>204451158Grim
>>204451128it was stretching too much before running what made it bad in the first place
>>204451132Shit like this is just going to put people off wanting promotionsGets taxed to shite too
>Liz Truss spent last days as PM ‘preparing UK for nuclear fallout’
>>204451129You can make /int/ threads about either of those topics>Post classical art from your country>Post serial killers from your country
Man I am 21 and don't got my shit together. The worst part is that Alexander the great was conquering the world at my age
My new hobby
lardon? spainnonce back is he?
>>204451129Nowhere. Would love to have a place to discuss renaissance art but no one fucking cares.
>>204451111anyone taller than them
>>204451187she likes harry potter and twilight, she's 27 years old btw
>>204451196
I want to examine her stool sample.
>>204451192Stretch after thenAlso your hips and glutes are probably weak
>>204450981What games does she play?
>>204451209Where is Andrew Gosden?What happened to him?
>>204451234>Harry PotterWhat house is she?
>>204451220>The worst part is that Alexander the great was conquering the world at my agealri julius caesar
enema watson
>>204451163it's bacon cheese and black pepperliterally carbonara you thick cunt>creamfucking dick fuck off you don't know SHITE
>>204451253at the moment she's been playing spyro the reignited trilogy, and that new tranny dragon age game>>204451276gryffindor
>>204451251yeah its my hammys/hip flexors/it band i cant touch my toes shit sucks g can still diddly 2.5x body weight though
paul potts
>>204451293
my skin grafts are itching again
>>204451245Examine this instead
>>204451337Evil Cambodian guy
>>204451226what do you hope to find?
>>204451234Makes you feel like a nonce innit
tonguing their dirty little shit pipes
>>204451357Fuck OFFgingerpedo
>>204451280Look it's bad that I don't have my shit together most people at my age
I SAID WHERE THE FUCK IS ANDREW GOSDEN??????????SOMEBODY OUT THERE KNOWS.
>>204451132Nothing wrong with that, managers do nothing
>>204451357is that the girl who played brendan fraser's cunty daughter in that film where he's morbidly obese?would love to sniff her vagoo
>>204451334>IT bandYup, literally gave me patellar tendonitis.Foam rolling is your fren
>>204451421no, it's bad that you're a self-pitying annoying clueless twat, i can tell because i was the same at your age
>>204451432saw him in the morrisons in margate last week
Does hiding thumbnails disable background image loading altogether?
>>204451505don't know
>>204451432Likely caught up in some paedophile ring. Two blokes were arrested in connection with this case a couple years ago after they were caught with CSAM, presumably because he was in the pictures.
>>204451489Remainer lies.
>>204451486Still I am scared I won't find a girlfriend again or have a good life
Imagine Liz fucking Truss in charge during a nuclear war
>>204451432i already told you numerous times, he's at binley mega chippy (lad in the grey hoodie, appears at around 4:42)https://youtu.be/MhRaaU9-Jg4?t=282
>>204451565Doubt it. They probably had made comments about him which led to their arrests. From what I know nothing came of it.
well said zaz
>>204451334Just do some clammyshells and bridges and you'll be right as rain lad, just a few extra sets while doing crunches.
gary barlow
>>204451638Rorke is NOT a fan of this post
>>204451693who's that?
>>204451656>>204451457ok thanks guys what /brit/amins are you geezers taking in these winter months started on the multis, vitamin d and omega 3s recently
>>204451638Russia hasn't invaded Ukraine.
chistopher marlowe
>>204451590well that's tough tits m8, whining isn't going to help, get a clue
Think I have colon cancer or something. Just gonna ride it out and hope it clears up on its own x
Trying to imagine Emma Watson doing something quite unsavory that she would rather me not imagine.
>>204451847popping daniel ratcliffs back zits
>>204451846take a picture of your arse
>>204451612if nuclear war starts we're all fucked no matter who's in charge
sometimes i just come into /brit/ and reply to myself for hours and hours
>>204451880Zionism is Jewish nationalism. Bolshevism is Jewish internationalism.
I do not give leads a bad name Take it back
Putting zinc in my water
>>204451916uh huh
>>204451804I think you need to keep up with the news lad
>>204451432Psyop. He doesn’t exist. Wake up people!
>>204451842I am waiting until January or March to start my apprenticeship it sucks because i will be 22 when it starts
Putting potassium in my water
posting here to trigger a meltdown in bruces
>>204451987tiny cocked plumber failure
dont like the vibe at gymtoil too self conscious but the other ones nearby are grotty need to get rich so i have space for homegymstein
have to be up getting ready for toil in 2 hours, might as well just call it an allnighter and get started on the 'ffee
>>204451941hey buddy, you want some water with your zinc?(cool line and I've never got to say it before)
Just got home lads, Mrs is making courgette soup and chicken goujons for our tea :3
>>204452045shut the fuck u p
ahh classic bacon cheddar pasta
>>204451879Yeah you'd like that wouldn't you?
putting flouride in the niger (river) so the people nearby have improved dental resilience
>>204452045FONT
Has there ever been an irl /brit/ meetup?
chicken poojons
any communist gamers in the house this evening
got my codpiece on
>>204451987there will come a time when you'll realise you're a moron for worrying about shit like this
Mum made me wear my dads underpants growing up because my willy was too big for normal ones
>>204452067Yeah you weren't invited lmao
>>204452045No she isn't because she doesn't exist Your mother is heating frozen chicken tenders and soup from a box
rorkefolio having a slight pullback after hittign all time highs
Any wastes of space in
>>204451916Communism is proletarian internationalismZionism is Jewish fascism used by British and American imperialism."Israel is the largest American aircraft carrier in the world that cannot be sunk, does not carry even one American soldier, and is located in a critical region for American national security" - Alexander Haig, the United States Secretary of State
year 7
>>204452133alri
>>204452089How old are you jackass?
Flanders pounding Marge
>>204452140
Prison killing
>>204452058Why?>>204452066Not a normie by any stretch of the imagination >>204452110>soup from a boxCanada is weird man we don’t have that kind of stuff here
>>204452152prefer bart pounding her
>>204452149older than you
>>204452194wtf
why are schizos always so obsessed with the andrew gosden case
I would say while at rest I've got a hand on my cock about 80% of the time, not even wanking just casually groping myself and playing around with it
>>204452181Post proof or I am correct you pathetic faggot god I hate you so much
make the new whenever you're ready boys
>>204449247>>204449247>>204449247
>>204452275Got me
new should be school girl legs edish
>>204452275fuck OFF
>>204452324didn't though did i? because you didn't post
>>204452347>>204452347>>204452347
rahter not use that one