Mental how badly I mindraped him edition
might move to thailand
thanks for making the new DTFIC
leftypol loves his war crimes
my fire stick's updating and it's taking eons
What if we were to bring... an incredibly hot but skeptical Marge into the mix?And then that way, whenever Flanders is not out busting heads because he smelled crime, he's back at the lab performing outrageous sexual experiments on Marge's supple young body.Now, here's the twist, and there is a twist. We show it.We show all of it.Because what's the one major thing missing from all action movies these days, guys?Full penetration.Guys, we're going to show full penetration, and we're going to show a lot of it.I mean, we're talking, you know, graphic scenes of Ned Flanders really going to town on this hot, young Marge.From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl-- all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones.And then he smells crime again.He's out busting heads.Then he's back to the lab for some more full penetration.Smells crime, back to the lab, full penetration.Crime, penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, penetration...And this goes on and on, and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.
TRANNYJANNY INCELDISCORDRAIDERMELTYMELTY! ! !
all parents are nonces because they look at and touch their babies' genitals when giving them a bath or changing nappies, i say lock up all those filthy fucking breeders
Love dossing about. Love doing nothing. Love sleeping. Love snoozing.
>broadband is supplied by Virgin Media>I'm a sex-haverMad
>>204452454um
>>204452430:/
deary me theyre posting in that marmite threadexpect to see some dogshit zingers soon lads that you won't reply to here either
dangling my balls low
>>204452454the internet was a mistake
>>204452459too big
>dessert is ready, Anon
>>204452426>>204452454Based
>listen to Brits on a podcast>They talk about the UK is over >How they tell everyone Immigrate>They tell them to go to the US or Australia >They said pick Florida or Texas>For us>Sydney and Brisbane >For Australia Bro what's going on in the UK?
>>204452454never was horny for marge
here comes the david jason post
Ada Wong Sex Arse!!!!!!!!!!!
>>204452435ktim Whenever I have time off from toil I like to just do fuck all. Same when going on holiday, I just want to sit on the beach or by the pool and drink pina coladas until I'm sick.Can't stand it when people are like>Anon, come for a hike in the lakes! There's a great trail that takes about 5 hours :)FUCK OFF. Walking? Are you joking? Rather be WANKING.
Tranny Janny discord raider clubhouse melty melty
Do you think the rumours about him will come to light before his death?
>>204452506Phwoarrrr
>>204452516FOY
>>204452513my sister got to met her once and they hugged, i was so jealous, not anymore though obviously since i found out she's a jew
keir starmer next
>>204452454Watched a recent Simpsons episode the other day and Marge's voice is fucked now. Apparently it is the same woman but she sounds way different, it's like somebody trying to imitate the marge voice poorly
^^stinky melty
>fat sister waited at A&E from 6:00 pm yesterday to 4:00 am this morning because she fell over twice at work and thought she broke her ankle>had to go back to the hospital today for an x-ray >nothing wrong with her foot
>>204452571post your sister's massive bras
>>204452564I fucking hate this cunt's cowardly face. He just looks like a man perpetually terrified because he knows what he plans to inflict on the country is evil.He's a scared man who has somehow seized the twins if power. Fuck I hate him.
First off I understand wanting to leave the UK if things are bad but Texas and Australia seems extreme
>>204452530You are disabled and cannot move without the help of your carer
>>204452571How much does she weigh? And how tall is she? I’m trying to picture this hambeast
>>204452571want to wank to her curves like her boyfriend does
>>204451364>>204451364I want to find these but I'll have yo move or take a trip
He deleted the post he made in the marmite thread.
>>204452529Modded Resi 2 and 4 remakes to have her tits out all the time, it's really the only way to play
>>204452516maybe want to go back and rewrite this post so it makes sense lad?
>>204452592Here she is with Lord Miles
Fake story Stale gimmicks Boring retard
saw an absolutely gorgeous woman on a date with a sickly looking incel yesterday couldn't stop staring at her, wondering what she was doing.
Vegemite is a delicious yeast spread made by scraping the barrels of beer vatsMarmite is pom slop that sticks to your teeth.
>>204452635PHWOARRRRRRR CORRRRRRR
>>204452633Bald midget
>>204452619>>204452599
>>204452614Don't know the weight but she's very spherical and about 5'4 or so. She has to sit down putting stuff in and out of the washing machine and pants after walking upstairs.
Mum would repeatedly tell me every birthday and Christmas that she didn't want anything. Not an "oh nothing" response if I asked her what she wanted, she would pre-emptively tell me not to get her anything. So for her last birthday I didn't get her anything because I was sick of it.Hoping the daft cow has learnt her lesson and I can just get her a Christmas present like normal this year without all the fannying about.
>>204452649wtf? why is UK dropping but france is rising
>>204452516What podcast?
>>204452652know a thread you might like
What are ya buying, stranger?https://youtu.be/qgTEiSmve1Q?si=hgaHqDUNUy_x9Nnh
I HATE "imagine" by john lennon. What songs do you hate?
trannyJannyDiscord raiderMelty
>>204452635Absolutely perfect body
went to school and i was very racisti hate jews, mei hate jews, meeee
>>204452697all the single ladies - beyoncehorrible song
>>204452516Might move to China.
>>204452678Some podcast with British people talking about how bad the UK is. They were saying how they wanted to immigrate to america or Australia.
>>204452745yeah that narrows it down
>>204452649The delightful results of austerity.
Canadian VPN and a melty
>>204452635You just know this bitch's apartment reeks
>>204452649What's this then
>>204452697i really hate "rolling in the deep" by adele and "use somebody" by kings of leonthey played those fucking songs like 80 times a day on every radio station when i was a teenager and it just infuriates me to the core that they were so popular
>>204452768I am NOT on a VPN fuck YOU 190
>>204452697fucking despise in the hall of the mountain king
italian-american gf
>>204452771DTIC is so bent lads
>>204452635looks like she stinks
>>204452865You wish
>>204452857fantastic post
>>204452745Your lies have been exposed.
>>204452516We earn about as much as fucking Slovenians, it's impossible to buy a house, rent and cost of living is triple other countries, you get stabbed by immigrants when you leave the house, get arrested for complaining about it and you go 6 months of the year without seeing the sun.
>>204452408beautiful angel
we're the kuds in new zealand(whoa)we're the kuds in new zealand(whoa)
>>204452857luv brown eyesluv brown hairluv tan-olive skin simple as
3 minutes until my game has downloaded
>>204452885You are so desperate to fit in you gaypost
>>204452910How many of you are there in your tranny janny discord?What is your end goal?
Emma Watson doing a poo in my mouth
>>204448278>thoughts have non-physical contentMaybe they don't though... maybe everything about thoughts is physical. Maybe the whole process of you seeing a thing, then you formulating an idea of that thing in your brain, is completely physical.
>>204452641Women are straight unlike you
>>204452936what discord
find it very upsetting when people mention that australians are descendants of british convicts, and that we once declared war on emus and lost
>>204452909Someone help us
Mental how women are like "Wooo, equal rights, now we both have to go to work, pay income tax and leave our kids with strangers so we don't default on the mortgage"MENTAL how they wanted this nightmare world we live in and actively fought for it.
>>204452978I don't interact with EW you disinfo shill
dyrsbt2hao4t4pkcvvy2dw5637tplthqeumfnvhbeiitg3w5aibkomyd.onion:8333/db/kinderspiel/media?vkey=2B57E329
Ummmm
>>204453004They get easy af jobs and LOVE consooming. We are just on the receiving end of their treachery so it doubly sucks for us now
>>204453019>kinderspielehh
>>204453019yeah this looks safe
i'm a virgin freak
>>204452979the tranny janny discord where you and your tranny janny mates whose whole lives revolve around destroying this image board organize the raids on this thread to spam porn gore and much more obviously
>>204453082very bizarre statement
>>204453062Do you think that will ever change?
>>204452992
>>204453019
WELFARE'S ALL THERE WHEN YOU'RE MINTEDACCESS TO HEALTHCARE IN THIS COUNTRY GETS RESTRICTEDYOU DON'T NEED DOCTORS THAT ARE GOVERNMENT ASSISTEDI'D NEVER CATCH YOU IN A JUMPER OFF OF VINTED!
>>204453096ah yes. the korean 'arse'
>>204453008He's extremely mentally unwell and thinks we're all the same person.
>>204453112the virgin part? probablybeing a freak? not on your life
>>204452927which game?
>>204453019link doesn’t work
>I've been cuckolded twice by men I thought were friends. The first was a drunken opportunist - but the second took pride in utterly humiliating mehttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/relationships/article-14056783/fiancee-cheated-twice.html
>>204453110it's not though you break the rules every day and have done so for years without anything happening and you're posting with a proxy so you have to be using a pass the only way this makes sense is if you don't get banned for your spamming because your tranny janny discord raider mates are allowed to do so by the mods
>>204453096I think I've come around on Asians/ black women with blonde hair
not reading that
>>204453162animal crossing
>tranimal crossing>ACK!!
>>204453159Right well that's an arse
>>204453205
Tranny Janny discord raiders watching child porn together and spamming brit how droll
>>204453131they love 2nd hand clothes
I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that Woke is a bigger threat to our world than nuclear war
>>204453205if you are attracted to this body you are gay>b-but it's a womanthat may be so, however the physique is undeniably masculine, and to be attracted to masculinity is gayit really is as simple as that
is wukong any good or is it soulshit?
>>204453264Oh no a bloke wants to wear a dress! Im more concerned with the capital class making us poorer
wokekong
Ignoring the Faroe Islands, Manchester gets the joint least amount of sunlight hours per year in the entirety of Europe. Less than fucking Iceland.And foreigners still wonder why we're miserable.
>>204453180he's probably using some type of residential proxy or simply has an uncommon ISP with revolving IP addresses
>>204453245Women are so obnoxious these days
>>204453159croydon resident's relief
tranny janny commie incel pedo discord raiders are here RIGHT NOW
>>204453278by that same logic femboys are straight
>>204453294Sounds like you hate freedom mate
not this old debate again
>>204453327i disagree with him and agree with you
>>204453302the fuck is that supposed to meanposting on a proxy without a pass is a bannable offence
>>204453297Speak for yourself
>Walter Mitty call handler who pretended he was a paramedic to impress dates he met on Tinder convicted of sex attacks on three womenhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14073229/call-handler-paramedic-dates-Tinder-sex-attacks.html
>>204453294the people who think genders aren't real also think borders aren't real
>>204453327correct
tranny janny discord raiders how big is your spreadsheet?
>>204453205Rorke's nemesis
>>204453264now that woke is over in the USA it's actually insane to look back and see how much damage it caused to this countrylike walking on fucking eggshells talking to any university graduate, you never know what they think least tolerant people on the planet, if you aren't part of their insane in group you are the enemy
*lurks beneath you*
>>204453360
>>204453392I'm speaking facts and logic.There is one place in North America that gets less sunlight and it's a port city in the arse end of Canada with a population of 12,000.
thinking about contributing to society today
>>204453461awww he's smiling
>>204453278Also women with that body type really, really stink irlIt's like their body is telling them they're not supposed to be like that
>>204453264hello average talkradio host
>>204453493why don't you reply to my post instead
>>204453278your assumption here is the because she's muscular, she is masculineshe has an attractive feminine face, clothing, no body hair, so what's the issue
>>204453297That's why i live here. Sunlight gives me a rash
800 years wasn't enough.
>>204453481shut up you gimp. you're miserable because you're a pathetic hopeless incel. nothing to do with the weather
>>204453527KWABoty
>>204453510h-hot...
nap didn't happen. Wasn't tired enough for it was I? nah
>>204453527
>>204453527incels will read this and think she deserved it
crack gromit, we've forgotten the crack
>>204453514your post is retarded he's obviously ban evading. it's not that hard for him clearly. I just told you two possible methods he might be using
>>204453510you meet muscle women IRL a lot do you?
>>204453297The worst thing is when other people tell you to stop complaining and just ‘make the best of it’.You know what yeah - I’ll make the best of it just like you all do - by drinking myself stupid every night after work and I’ll go extra hard on Saturday night as a treat! Even get some of the bag in :)
>>204453481At some point I'd like to visit Death Valley in California so I can find out what 50 Celsius feels like
don't know how actual schizos keep up their meltdowns for so long
You're all enjoying your Tuesday evening, getting ready for a bit of dinner and Netflix, ignorant of the fact that right now Tommy Robinson is rotting away in a prison cell for trying to protect the kids of this country.Extremely fucked up.
>A 17-year-old girl died after being hit by a car on the M5 shortly after getting out of a stationary police vehicle, the police watchdog has said.
>>204453595so you just ignored the rest of my post and are calling me retarded now what did I expect from a namefaggot american
>>204453628maybe he shouldn't be such a retard and actually learn what contempt of court is
There's a tranny garden gnome in the new Asda Christmas advert
>>204453627Are these "schizos" in the room with us right now?
>>204453658He is guilty of contempt for the Islamic invaders lad.
Haven't seen the sun since that week it came out from behind the clouds in August. Brother died from vitamin D deficiency last week and all the crops have died.Still, got to make the best of it hey lads
>>204453628Alright spaki enjoying the chicken tendies mommy brought you?
getting a penis massage
just did squats, RDLs, leg press, leg curls and leg extensions ladsm-maybe my ex will take me back now
>>204453297>British cities get less sunlight than Arkhangelskgrimmus maximus
>>204453640Didn't know dogs could talk lmao
>>204453684Yes 190 I was referring to myself you fucking imbecile
im going to cum
>>204453730Yeah your mum never shuts up lad
Someone save the UKWhy isn't anyone saving the UK
Was given a 1 day ban across all boards simply for mentioning Israel
I'm like st Augustine pre conversion except instead of shagging loads of different women I wank alone in my room to gay porn
>>204453683grim, I hope you're lying for the outrage
Lol
>>204453788What's up commiemong crazy how you're here right now haha x
Don’t break the law!>Break the lawYou are now in jail>I am le political prisoner
>>204453765that's Greater Israel, goy
>>204453760Woke too strong fella
>>204453760everything worth saving has already been sold off
>>204453813France is soul, Germany is soulless
>>204453803Who was in government during that time? Surely it can't have been the Tories
>>204453813Germanic efficiency
>>204453794I wish. The advert is about garden gnomes getting an Asda store ready for Christmas On of the gnomes looks likes a female and has a pink dress on, but when it speaks it has a deep male typical tranny voice
>>204453803need these numbers juiced
>>204453760Sorry mate I’m really getting back into GTA5 atm
>>204453527>by IrishmanAh yes, quality and absolutely real reporting
Anunnaki feeding off my negative energy
>>204453840I’m sure Labour will do things better?
>>204453815All prisoners are political prisoners when you think about it. Laws are just decided by politics.
just thought of a real good retort for a response I got months ago
Half Irish half GermanOriginal Anglo here
>>204453803>estimating migrationHow hard can it be to just count people
>>204453881I don't know but I think I'll blame the people that were in charge instead of the people that weren't in charge
>>204453895take another few months to think of a retort to this one you dickhead
My boss told me he rather give me more hours at a business than make me work 2 jobs because my dad was trying to get me to work 2 to 3 jobs. He said it was cruel to do to someone
Artilleristy, Stalin dal prikaz!
>>204453692>for the Islamic invaders
>>204453938Based new dad
>>204453938why is your dad telling you what to do
>>204453924done him
>>204453888yeah?who do I vote for if I want to legalise murder and rape?
>>204453839this, they are ashamed of any reference to historical greatness or traditions because of le war so they are completely soullessvery sad to see a nation in that state
>>204453924give me head you dick
>>204453803you can be in work and claim UC
>>204453987islamic party probably
MAKE ALL FOREIGN SHOPS HAVE ENGLISH ON THEIR STUFF
>>204453895L’espirit d’escalier
>>204453906>Original Anglo hereMy condolences.
DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO ISRAELNO TO GENOCIDE FREE PALESTINE TRANS RIGHTS
>>204453924Based and sovlfvl British wit>>204454002Cringe and soulless Canadian patter
41% of the 1.2m people who migrated to the UK last year applied for and secured universal credit
obamna
>>204453969>>204453981He basically got angry I want to go to Prague so he tried to get me to work 2 to 3 jobs and he was saying how he used to do it. Btw he is full of shit because my aunt basically told me he was given 180 dollars a week in 1980s money
>>204454003I thought we were getting doctors and engineers?
>>204454036I know I saw the picture
>>204454003Literally untrue.
>>204454020Celtic explosive power and German ingenuityKangz statvs
>>204454002I see why it takes you months to think of a good retort now lad
Choose your path /brit/man
>>204454031meaningless coming from a yank
>>204453803Oh wow, that is terrible. This is why the lockdowns happened and the inflation.
>>204453924kek
>>204454036Population replacement
it ale night
>>204454036how the fuck has this come to passif your family haven't been here for >50yrs you shouldn't be able to receive a single penny in benefitsfucking insane how we're committing national suicide
>>204454089The consequences : 0
>>204454045Take the carpill and tell dadberg to fuck off
>>204453924Absolutely roasted, toasted and coasted
TfL is insanely overpriced it might be the most expensive public transit system in the world
>>204454129>I'm thinking of pursuing becoming a woman full time
>>204454125We’re not worth more than those who are arbitrarily defined as foreigners rorke
rate my roster of Pokemon for the Battle Frontier in EmeraldSalamenceTyranitarMetagrossRegiceMagnetonAggronDusclops
>>204454036not sure i understand why this is permitted or even allowed. why does leftypol campaign for this?
I'm Black.My parents were born here.My grandparents were born here.My great grandparents came here from Africa to fight for Britain in Europe during WW2.I'm more British than you. You literally look like this.
>>204453924merked that gimp
>>204454172even *wanted oops
>>204454089tell me about this book
>>204454125National GENOCIDE evenWhite replacement. It's all a plan by the conspiracy of global jewery. Hitler was right.
>>204454089Gonna listen to math with text to speech and pretend you understand it eh gingerpedo?
i said it ale night
>>204454080/brit/ is obviously right and always have been, wouldn't change a thing
Grim
>>204454036and why is this bad?they need the money obviously
he said it ale night
Why's he having such a melty on his Capadian proxy?
I would rather live in Ireland in the British Empire than the Republic of Ireland.
>>204454168I've been watching shorts about the cheese strategies of that gen and want to try some of those
>>204454248what else are they supposed to do
I am probably a pussy for not wanting 2 to 3 jobs I am sorry but I am not a boomer
>>204454260been well and truly done in hasn't he?
>>204454248lots of emotionally charged language here
Need tall gf
>>204454248faustian
the WOKE brigade FORCE your BABIES to be burned... TO HEAT A HOSPITAL. why are they DENYING your child a fair burial?
wheres g. linekar off to then
>>204454282>I am probably a pussy for not wanting 2 to 3 jobsleast brainwashed yankoid
ale night it ale night
>>204454260Gonna learn to spell one day 190?Fucking faggot
>>204454248It's because the NHS was invented by socialists and socialists are godless satanists. This is a saccrifice to the jewish god.Also, pakistani grooming gangs roaming the country on motorcycles trying to abduct young english maidens and treat them like currency. Their leader? Theyy call him the Ayatollah of Elopenola.
personally I think a job with a pension would be ideal
if boris had stayed in charge he would have sorted out immigrationhe was sabotaged by the labour establishment
>>204454282If you are carlifepilled you might as well, not much else to outside of gym and it's only a temporary thing anyway so might as well speed up the process so you can buy land
>>204454368Canslad has got a bit more serious...
>>204454343My dad hates the idea of me going to Prague or Czechia because when he was a kid he worked hard in reality he was a spoiled rich kid who pretends his life was hard
>>204454379it's important for a leader to be strong and not look and sound like a retard boris never could've succeeded
>There will be "large-scale industrial action across the health service" in Northern Ireland if staff do not have pay parity with the rest of the UK, a union representative has said.get the doctors paid, norke (northern rorke)
>>204454372for me? it's my civil service pension
that was the magic of great britainand now it's gonethey flushed it down the fucking toilet
>>204454183Elon musk is African american. More african than most african americans.
>>204454282Boomers didn't need 2 or 3 jobs. Just the 1 was fine and was enough to keep a roof over their heads and food on the table while the wife stayed home and raised the kids.
>>204454372Hmmm, you sound like you don't support the freedom fighters of the Azov battallion in their struggle against Putler enough
tranny janny chug incel pedo discord raid!!! wahey!!!!!!
>>204454339the woke brigade = the public at largethey are all in on it.
>>204454403Should have your own place before you go abroad lad, rent it out or airbnb to fund your trip
>>204454359We're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
>>204454432You can't even lynch immigrants anymore, they'll arrest you.
>>204454379>if boris had stayed in charge he would have sorted out immigration2 more weeks
>>204454432they will go back home at some point
>>204454507>>204454507>>204454507
business idea: sex magicians
feeling mischievous
>>204454437Not the same though. He was born a white man in an Apartheid system.You have to always think of class relations, not nation fairy tales.
>>204454432all ruined by the british empire letting everyone come to britain no matter where they are from because the government hated british people.
>>204452516See >>204452909. This country has unilaterally got worse by pretty much every single metric since the 90s.
