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pregnant
>>204450020nettle
Gonna smoke marijuana
Enchiladas tonight
degusting
Ahhh this fucking sucks
Is this true?
> xe doesn't have a rolodex of every namefag to ever post in /cum/ for the past few yearsgrim
>>204450085Alright mousey? I went to coop today. It was shit and they didn't sell blue Lucozade either.
>>204450053this is the opposite of me, and i dont like this stupid other side
>>204450148Stop pretending to be friendly or he will get stressed and pull out more teeth
I learned today that I can go 3 months without paying my electric bill before the company sends me a warning about disconnection
Americans all have fake teeth and have never pulled a tooth or had their parents do it
>>204450253I am his friend. We've known each other for years now. He even gave me legal advice for my employment tribunal.
Where dey at doe
Science has gone too far
"Dear Dairy that ass was fat"
>>204450395why did he do it
butter cow cow made of butter
>>204450370Western women are incapable of 4B
>>204450538i know thats not you. it isnt is it
>>204450538Kill yourself
>>204450395Oh snek ritorna casa, รจ pericolosa qui
>>204450538depends if the trannitor thinks this is a real woman or not
Question for you Mexicans. Drawing a character that's supposed to be a sorta mascot girl for a Texas town, but Texas doesn't really have any fun traditional outfits to work with. So I was just gonna roll with the Mexicans there.Do these Charro(?) dresses actually have any particular purpose outside of Quinceaneras, like would anyone think twice if I just used them as reference for a generic pretty festive dress?
Bro I'm eating don't post that shit.
>>204450619>Texas doesn't really have any fun traditional outfits to work withAre you retarded
Who looks at the sort of Joseph mangela shit trannies put themselves through and thinks "ya that's a totally healthy individual". Like seriously I don't have a problem with gays or anything but I've never met a tranny that wasn't clearly mentally ill
>>204450562>>204450583>>204450595This is me and I'm scared i made a huge mistake. Please tell me I'll pass some day
>>204450642No he's just Chicano . So actually I guess, kinda
Would like to apply for 1 (one) kagome higurashi gf
>>204450667retarded gimmick
>>204450619this is the red/Mexican version of the Texas mascot tbf
c:
>>204450619Mex here. I have no clue what the fuck you just said but why don't you draw some cowgirl
>>204450619
how it got here i haven't a clue
>>204450703ใฉใใ
Time for a cool glass of lemonmilk
im probably going to be playing Galanor - TOA (rsps)
>>204450395https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n7eNFj_9Vk
>>204450096going back?
literal virus LITERALLY A VIRUS
my tushy is in the jac and it's listening to the album Images and words by dream theater ^^
at toil and time is crawling. posting with the noontime /cum/ dregs
>>204450642I mean like a fun traditional outfit type thing, you could do something dumb like a cowgirl, but that's already silly by it's nature. >>204450802Basically above, cowgirls are fun but they're less representative of a specific area. It's a lot easier to theme larger dresses.I'd also argue most Texas towns aren't very cowboy in nature so the theming misses the mark. While leaning into the Mexican cultural exchange is something they like to push a lot.
>>204451122No you
Is it common for people in the US to smoke cigs? It's very common here, almost normal, and it's disgusting. Me personally I'd never date no bitch that smokes.
>>204449948Is Trump gonna make weed legal or not?
>>204451149Mexicans aren't American though so it's not Texas imagery, it's Mexican imagery.
https://www.rsps-list.com/images/users/mp4/Bethsaida_premium_1598267169.mp4
>>204451270Weed is already legal, retard
Gn frens
>>204451272They're trying to erase everything uniquely American and force us to accept m*xicans, but that won't happen because they're all being sent back in January
>>204451328Buonanotte, my man green japan
That's the president of the most powerful country in the worldhttps://x.com/NeriaKraus/status/1856387588501778648
>>204451383nah im not going anywhere
>>204451494Fuck off nobody cares
i will just play the rank 1 game
>>204451511We'll see..
>>204451102um ok?
>>204451270He raised the tobacco age to 21 last time he was president so i dont exactly think so
>>204451577Yep. Just like he sent me back last time right
Checked /pol/, half of the catalog is schizophrenia and groyper shilling.
>>204451328night, my green japanese fren
>>204451610Keep talking. All this is going in your file and will be presented to the Deportation judge and will not be in your favor when he has to decide whether or not to send you back
>>204451594i don't comprehend your question, dear british and northern irish person. do you care to elaborate further on what you meant by "um ok?"?
>>204451694Shut the fuck up, don't respond to the British flag
>>204451257The technical average is like 20% of the US but that number is super inflated because the way the CDC counts it is if you've had any cigarette/vape at all in the last year or over a certain amount in your lifetime, so an 18 year old kid buying a pack and trying it for the first time or having one at a party is now statistically a smoker even if that's the only one they have, and older people who smoked earlier in life and now don't are also counted, I think most health insurance agencies who are probably a better source since they're ran by megajews with tight algorithms say it's more around 10% or lessI used to smoke at parties in college, I can see how it would be addicting which is why I never let myself do it outside of them, stepping out in to a cool winter night slightly drunk and lighting one up while messing around with friends or flirting with someone was incredible
Business ideaYoutube lets companies pay an additional 1500 to make their add unskippable for an additional second, up to 5 seconds max
>>204451257Much less common in the US, especially among city dwellers and middle class people. Though in rural areas it seems more prevalent. Often just a cigarette or two after drinking at the bar. I can't stand it and am glad to see more people switching to vapes to quit.
>>204451751America just keeps racking up points against yurop.
>>204451794I already sub to youtube premium THOUGH
>>204451721alright.
>>204450811What do you think of the judicial reforms happening in your country?
>>204451832Why fag
>>204451810Vapes are fucking nasty too though. Are vapes popular over there?
>>204451751This. Frequent smoking seems less common among young people, thankfully.
>>204451869You sure do ask a lot of questions. What, are you writing a book or something
Bullying ESLs by teaching them the wrong word for things makes you cool
>>204451771no one said that they dont strengthen their own country
How to get gf
>>204451681the same immigration court that granted my parents their green cards? Wao im big scared now :(
>>204451869Somewhat. They seem more popular than cigarettes among people under 30ish and I unfortunately see literal teenagers starting to use them even if they don't smoke cigarettes.
>>204451944Then they are weakening their country by leaving. If they all returned they would have a utopia
orange man is just picking neocons for his cabinet. told you chuds nothing ever happens
>>204451272I agree, but just leaning into Texas's old Mexican heritage there.I just couldn't really find anything uniquely Texas style, and Cowboys are just tangentially related, leaving me just kinda grasping here.
>>204451893Yeah.
>>204451979If you're here legally then that's fine. But stop pushing Mexican shit. You're American, fucking act like it
too many europeans, british, israelis, and bangladeshis in the /cum/
>>204452016thats their country's problem not ours
>>204452130But enough about canadian flags
OH IN THE SUN SUN HAVING FUNits in my bloodI just cant help it, dont need you here right now let MEEEEEEE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh, let me g-g-g-g-g-g-g-go
only anglo americans are true amrericans
>>204452131But it is out problem because they're here.
>>204452178Very rudeFrench americans are heckin valid
Every time I see a Canadian flag I think it's an American that wasn't happy with losing and moved to Canada.
Black Torontoise are built like that?
>>204452239It's more likely a dhalsim lookin motherfucker
>>204452227how is it our problem if it makes us stronger
>>204452299Because it doesn't actually make us stronger and further divides us into hyphenated Americans
>>204452320it does though. we have the strongest economy and military in the world
>>204452344That has nothing to do with immigration, and I'm gonna go ahead and ignore you saying "we" because you're practically American anyway
nothing like waking up to another job application rejection in my email
>>204452398yes it does, if we didnt have immigrants we would have stagnated like japan
>>204452458I should e prefaced that I'm talking about illegals, not legal immigrants
>>204452494ok
>>204452274Yoga flame head ass boy
>she likes Nintendo
>>204451771THEY STOLE MY JERB
>>204452703REDEEMED
elsa from frozen is cute
>>204452655Incorrect. See 30 Rock or The Mindy Project
>>204449948>Can't stop thinking about my Chinese uni professor>She's 46, but has the most amazing body>She's married to dept chair>I'm very attractive and she treats me specially so I have high chance of success>Thinking of making a move soon, might record if succeedDoes this happen in your cunt?
>>204452791that's gay
>>204452703wouldn't
>>204452791NTR is so hot
>>204452791if she turns you down report her to the DHS for stealing research
>>204452711>i demand to live and work in your country you filthy racist bastard
Mexico is better than canada
>>204452791>Chinese>in your cuntNo.
>>204452941
>>204452830She's also a scientist.
>>204452754.....
2 more glacial hours of toil
https://s.4cdn.org/image/contest_banners/1d53c01f147d5ff56d744ed7f889b805b7eed0eb.gif
>>204453007That's what we call "senza booba"She needs bigger tits
>>204453020I work 12 hour shifts. You get used to it I guess
>>204452968Don't laugh
>>204453013You think Tina Fey could land Matt Damon and Jon Hamm?
>>204453120Read the original picture again, dumbass.
why do women show cleavage? is it more comfortable or something
>>204452840If they let her in they are complacent
>>204453057Have you seen those thighs?>>204452272
>>204453174To activate almonds, obviously
>>204453104Sorry bud. >>204453174For the same reason they do anything: attention. Women are friends for attention and compliments
>>204453007I know what else she is but I wont say.
>>204451052Yeah, 2 airports and a drive home, should be there around midnight >>204451851Yo soy gringo
>>204453228>>204453231it is not good for men's brains
>>204453280>Yo soy gringoThat's the spirit, Paco. Fake it till you make it
>>204453303How do you figure?
>>204452941I agree with you.
>>204453323being horny all the time is bad. no wonder porn addiction is high
>>204453309Fake what? I'm from Michigan
>>204453174nothing wrong with cleavage.
I support the removal of fluoride in our drinking water except in the southwest and California
>>204453280did you hook up with the aussie girl from last night?
look, i can enjoy some aisloppa as much as the next chud, but pornography? in my /cum/? now that's what i call cringe volume 24.
>>204453303There's this dame at work I only ever see once or twice a day for a few moments. But whenever she has to talk to me she's wearing this almost bare chested top and I swear I try not to look, but Christ help me my eyes always find a way to her chest. She caught me looking the first time and kept talking while covering up with her scarf but every subsequent time she just lets me look.I think she knows that I am beta and would never make a move and it's pretty much written on my face that I don't have sex so she just tries me a bone and allows me to ogle her breasts
>>204453174I see women in bikini tops at the grocery store, walking down the street, at the bank, etc
>>204452655Is that why they love TV shows with an absurd focus on rape so much?
>>204452836Yes, you can see here a very hot creampie video that reminds me of herhttps://xhamster.com/videos/asian-chinese-milf-fuck-and-creampie-youger-guy-7550376Apparently the Chinese story goes the younger guy is also her student, there are many Chink videos like this on the internet.
>>204453383That's right, you are! Did you think of a city to say you're from too?
>>204453405>>204453434>>204453438its very distracting, women should be covered up
>a human whale from WhaleKek
>trudeaurefuses to relase nazi namesgives applause to SS soldierskills subhumans with MAIDenslaves jeets to grow economy>simple goypromises to import more jeets while closing immigration, giving them all citizenshipmore support for israelsponsored holohoax denial laws
>>204453486it's perfectly normal.
>>204453380How about don't be horny? Idgi
>>204453505>>204453531its impossible to focus if you see titties all the time
>>204453486ok mohammad keep your stupid ideas in your shithole country please
Should i work at walmart or go to college get in debt then work at walmart
>>204453492All she needs is some semen to become a sperm whale
>>204453554are you indian? why would it be distracting?
>>204453431It turned out that I had met her parents before, they have had a condo down there for a few years. This was her first time visiting them here. Me and her went out for some tacos, I joked about getting some tongue or tripe tacos and she said she'd try them, but we got el pastor. Then we went for a walk and ended up talking to some crazy people I knew, then I brought her back to her parents condo. Outside she told me how much fun she had and then she did this little tippy-toe bouncy thing and then gave me a hug. She's not sure when she's coming here again but she hopes I'll be here when she does, so that's it.
>>204453492she's cute, what's her linkedin
>>204453492here is a white woman with tan skin, dark brown eyes, arabic name
Only morons go into debt going to college. Get GRANTS not LOANS you morans.
>>204453582are you gay why wouldn't it be
sex
>>204453469You really must be new here
>>204453586did you at least get her number? you both could keep in touch and maybe do long distance.
>>204453611the real thing to do is just pay off your college with credit card after getting high limit by lying in application formthen pay college with credit card, declare bankruptcy and you'll be off the hook in 7 years. or just max out your credit cards take a loan, finance a car and sell it to chop shop, move to europe and study for free with that money, declare bankruptcy and by the time you are done with school + 3 years work experience in europe, your credit score will reset.
>>204453554>tf>tp>>204453582Need you even ask?
>>204453647What, you think you're some sort of rock star? Some kinda Mexican pezzonovante?
METS METS LETS GO METS
>>204453561this is why you'll always be a incel virgin chud
>>204453630have some self control you fucking low iq orangutanwomen shouldnโt have to cover up because your mouthbreathing ass canโt control your little peepee
>>204453696>behind every leaf flag is an indianlord have mercy
>>204453685>Just declare bankruptcy, broAnd by doing so say goodbye to ever owning a house
Went to the gym
>>204453696>wanting women to not dress like sluts makes you indianthe west has truly fallen
>>204453766>doesn't deny being one
>>204453766fuck off
>>204453766Having any cleavage is not dressing like a slut. Saying it's impossible to focus if there are women with any cleavage around is very Indian, yes
>>204453791>>204453807>>204453808reddit
>>204453759for 7 years dumbassjust save money in those 7 years and invest in low cost index fundyou should ideally never buy a house before retirement, just invest in low cost index fund.
>>204453834
>>204453834go back to your containment board>>>/r9k/
>>204453673Yeah got her WhatsApp, she said she'll send pics and stuff, and I'll do the same She doesn't work, not sure what's up with that, but I didn't feel like asking too many questions. The weirdest thing about the whole night was how almost every guy stopped dead in his tracks to look at her, necks turned the whole thing. Women were giving her dirty looks too, bitches were so jealous. It was hilarious, I don't think she noticed, or she just doesn't care anymore.
>>204453758He's my favorite rapper
>>204453852>>204453866your body my choice
My favorite rapper? Ian
>>204453834Where do you think you are, retard?
>>204453868>Yeah got her WhatsApp, she said she'll send pics and stuff, and I'll do the samenice. congrats. dont fuck it up>She doesn't work, not sure what's up with that, but I didn't feel like asking too many questionstrust fundie? i mean her parents have a condo here
grim thread atm
Based thread atm, no schizos or foreigners
>>204453877>except vaccines, then it's a violation of my human rights or something
>>204453908didnt know this general was filled with redditors
>>204453868>>204453921Nevertheless, you should be concerned about her employment situation if you're looking to further your platonic relationship.
>>204453990You seem to have confused 4chan with your safe space echo chamber. We're generally unkind to browns
L'orange is like obungler. Promises one thing and then as soon as he gets in follows the party line.
>>204453990fuck off schizojeet
>>204453921The cheapest condos in her parents building go for about 1.5 million dollars, and they have one of the nicer ones, on an upper floor and killer view.
>>204454008She is insanely hot, no way she wants to be anything more than friends. She is so hot that I would have been more comfortable if her parents came with us.
The coffee girl this morning had the audacity to ask me how my morning was going. Clearly angling for a sexual encounter, like can't you see the ring on my finger you whore?
and then you woke up
In a cold sweat. With an erection
>>204454163She's a confident woman, not like others. Keep your mind open.
Stopped drinking and I can't sleep for shit but I feel like a god during the day now
good afternoon
>>204454273wtf
>>204449948Nice selfie gomez LOL
WHITE immigration built america, that's the big thing they leave out when they tell you this
>>204454273I'll put some pearls in your harbor if you know what I mean
>>204454273this is what america used to be about
>>204454235I'll try, it just doesn't make sense.Next time there I'll probably go out for a drink with her parents, I won't ask them anything about her, but I sure listen to anything they have to say. I wondered why they looked familiar, I drink with them last winter.
>>204454376It obviously does not have to make sense since you just met her. But the more you talk to her, the better you'll understand her intentions.
>>204454319
cock in hand
>>204454466>I said the quiet part out loudO sorry spinny I didn't know it was you
>>204454376Just don't try to force your way into her life. She'll smell the desperation. Also, remember that most men don't hit on hot girls cause they think she's already taken.
Just watched a little porn then got a boner so I turned it off
sex con spinster butthole
>>204454683how about your cute bumhole?
>>204454716>>204454683
>>204454859What the dog doin
The bitches love my money
tv shows from the 2000s have a more cooler aesthetic
>>204454964i look like that
>>204454964Just learnt I can keep a deer as a pet in Vermont, I should look into that
>>204454990Well are you gay?
>>204454965Same with movies from the 60s and 70s
There is nothing wrong with being attracted to transvestypes
>>204455164yes, im attracted to you.
>>204455164
>>204455164You do you
>>204455200Movie was not as cute as i wouldve liked when i watched it with gfShe is not girlie queen powerfvl slayShe is a pretty bad personAlso the opening scene is directed so fucking horribly it put me off for 20 minutes
>>204455164Except it's stupid and low IQ. That's like being attracted to a monkey in a wig and makeup. How stupid do you have to be. It's not a woman. It's a fucking monkey in a wig and makeup
>>204455200i love this movie i saw it in the theater
>>204455234I have no idea what movie that even is, I just downloaded the pic from /tv/
>>204455234mary sue girlboss mc's are boring we need more bad person representation in media
>>204455289Lisa FrankensteinTeen girl schlock but not good teen girl schlock
>>204455289lisa frankenstein
Diablo Cody? Hack
>>204455290Shes not enjoyable bad shes just shittyOr maybe i ~~just dont get it~~ because of the y chromosome
just met a south african in a trump shirt. how did you even get here nigga why is my town the whole worlds dumping ground all of a sudden
>>204455243Says the dog fucker!
>>204455403Youre right it is ok to like different things but i am also going to complain about the thing i do t like for approximately 3 posts then forget about this exchange in 5 minutes
South African people be like "Hillo em frem Sifth Efrika"
I have XX chromosomes
Started using body wash. Smells good, gives a good lather. But it kind of leaves a bit of a residue and I gotta use bar soap to be truly clean
>>204455403hes not being an ass this is surface level disagreeing why are you so sensitive today
jewish ppl are commiting white genocide as vengeance for the holocaust. i just don't get it why they don't genocide only the germans. what did we(the rest of the white people) do to them?
>>204455514Its ok bud we can still be friends with disagreementsHow is ur afternoon goingIm /cum/posting between sets at da gym :devil_emoji:
>>204455631Its not just the hall of costsIt goes back millenniaTheyre unironically still kvetching over rome and PersiaBlood war shit
>>204455544EVERYTHING DOVE MAKES IS DOODOO ESPECIALLY THEIR FUCK ASS DEODORANTS
>>204455631They are still mad about the 109 countries thing
>>204455732Their hand soap is okay and the smell reminds me of my grandma
Great job asshole you scared her off with your faggoty moid bitching about a teen girl flick
109 countries
>>204455851mutts are reaching that number toogot kicked out of afghanistan,vietnam,laos,cambodia,serbia,iraq,libya list keeps growingamericans are modern hebrews
I love love love walking around town you always see something new
>>204455895you listed 7 countries chang thats no where near 109
>>204455895no they just lost those wars lol
>Great job asshole you scared her off with your faggoty moid bitching about a teen girl flick
>>204455906Nothing ever used to happen in my town, but the libtards have welcomed homeless chuds in and now I have witnessed several anti-social incidents the last few months
>>204456072>homeless chudsexplain what makes them chuds
watchin destiny watch hasanabi watch destiny watch fuentes
>>204455544You should be using regular doctor's soap to shower, and use good perfume for scent. These body washes and deodorants and other shit are aids for your skin. If you have short hair don't even use shampoo. if you have some hair, use good shampoo like davines. Conditioner if you have longer hair.
Simps always lose their mind over anything that remotely seems to be a femoid
If you kill your enemies they win
>>204456144his uneven beard bothers me
>>204456020lol
>>204456144white cuck vs mena chad vs mexican chad
Idc I'll stand by my opinionLisa Frankenstein does not slay and she is not queen Zombie nigga deserved better
>white cuck vs mena chad vs mexican chad
so i was right then get fucked we are invincible by the way
>>204450370accurateI was going to make a post about relationship-seeking but I will wait for the new thread
if that anon that was looking for this picture yesterday is here, i found it
>>204456340Think he was looking for this but thats a good one too
>>204452272*Torontonians
>>204456378that's what i posted but i didn't think it was *the* one he was talking about
im the "cant hug every cat" woman but with horses
mom is getting wendys tonight!
I just paid $9 for an American sub sandwich and a bag of Ruffles from 7-11. In 2022 the sandwich was 5 bucks out the door now it's $7 plus tax. And don't get me started over the chips
>>204456477I pet or caress every animal i come across that lets meOne time inwas in kansas city visiting a friend and we walked downtown during theit monthly event and i pet SO many dogs and a python
I was arrested by the national guard yesterday
>>204456555:)
>>204456116They're degenerates and they sexually harass children walking home from school. Naturally the libtard solution is to ask them nicely not to congregate where the kids are walking
rrRRuffles have ridges?More like rrRuffles rrrRips you off
>>204456598My county recently passed a no tolerance bill for the homeless scum they cant sleep or camp on public sidewalks anymore
>>204456590Arrested for not giving teddy enough love
>>204456590So what did you do with the australian girl?
>>204453438you do not suffer in Mexico
here and in Canada they wear PJs :3
bitch at work asked for my number and i really really don't want to give it to her. i hit her with the sigma shutdown and said "for what purpose" and she said work purposes but i'm basically a warm body here and there's no reason anyone would ever need to reach me. i really don't want to talk to her for any reason romantic, friendly, and i especially don't want to be bothered about work outside of it. but if i tell her no things are going to get very uncomfortable around here. i just told her maybe, what do i do /cum/. i'm thinking of giving her my email instead lol
>>204456840My coworker asked me for my phone number and discord when i only knew him for a few days some people are just plain weird
i love Reggie (Whygena)
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>>204456908>>204456908>>204456908
NEW>>204456923
thought I had no work tomorrow but I actually do
>>204456916>>204456936which one???
>>204456952i don't care
>>204456999both have been stamped by that pedophile brit
>>204456840Just give her your number and when she asks you anyone just reply with "nice"
>>204452791That would get her fired.
