Esther Ratzen edition
active they are
the 'ography
>>204461783Biggest drawback to owning a gf, last one I had made fuck her all night every night even when I was tired from work.Super bad for test production.Is that why modern men are so bitchy now?They can't say no to their women and walk around with zero test all the time?Grim.
>old guitar teacher is an NLP cultistWhammying and wailing
Any destination in the USA is just a hop skip & jump for you ladsnow get on it :)
>>204461824>>204461834FOY
Moving to Cuckstool lane.
>>204461840peng milkers
>>204461834God, reminds me of when I was a kid and the world seemed exciting and full of possibility.
Thought we were close to 0 all day and it turns out the temp was 5 to 14C with 94% humidity.Vile.
>>204461840Would impregnate her tits
>>204461840beautiful
>>204461831Newcastle, Tyne and wear metro innit.
>risingTaurus>sunTaurus>moonTaurus
it was the worst of times, it was the worst of times
>>204461876the 90s and early 00s certainly seemed more optimistic
just done my first normal poo in almost a month
>>204461894So we are gonna be Canada 2.0 soon?>>204461895Never been there. Thought they used Class 313s?
>>204461834Which state do you recommend?
>>204461917ktimNot breeding them though
>>204461894>Plans to legalise assisted dying are expected to require a vote of politicians in the Welsh Parliament before they become law, two senior Labour backbenchers have told BBC Wales.
You're white, that's a huge plush nowadays.
anon is my slave name
>>204461832>old guitar teacher is an NLP cultistHow did you discover this fact?
>>204461986Heard it through the grapevine
meltermong
>>204461983This, got a peng brown Asian ting gf who is going to suck me dry every weekendSo kinoJust kinda sucks I can't creampie
gherkin night shift x
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane
>>204462028Why is there a white man there
>>204462041hes light skin
>>204461832kek
real shame how having a dogshit gimmick isn't a bannable offense
everything is fucking shitall of itpure pure fucking shitfeels like im trapped
hate being a mentally ill freak
*chuffers into /brit/*
November 13, 2024The enemy advanced near Kolisnykivka, Lyman Pershyi, Synkivka, Pustynka, Novodarivka, Dalne, Kurakhove, Novoselidivka, Illinka and Yuriyivka.12:20 AM
>>204462081chill out dude none of this matters
>>204462089Poo Poo!
>>204462037
>>204462099fuck off those arent real names
>>204462069Might just use a spermicidal lubeOnce creampied a MILF at a massage parlor their pussies feel so fucking peng lad
>>204461931Merseyrail in Liverpool did the Tyne and wear ones are class 599 and class 555
they are s curved smooth and slippery
>>2044620992 more weeks
fuck this fucking world
>>204462089Strolls into brit
>>204462169Why lad
>>204462081Yes. That's why I've regressed back to my rail hobby. I'm just gonna ride trains and pretend I'm 14 again.>>204462089I don't know much about the pre-grouping era, What does "SE&CR" stand for? I'm gonna take a wild guess of "South Eastern and Chatham Railway" but not sure if that was even a real railway.
>they are s curved smooth and slippery
>>204462179fucking 'elllllll
did you notice that the archbishop is in a scandal?
How long do you lads put M&Ms in the microwave?
Mrwhosetheboss just bought his dream house in the UK
>>204462169agreed
>>204462196That's an AI image
>>204462127I get confused because they have similar logos and are both yellow.
Hello and welcome to this Great Western service, today we'll be calling at /brit/ stopping through from toil and home before ending up in bed and wanking.It's a 16 hour journey so please sit back, relax and enjoy your time with us. Customers are reminded in the event of a tripfag to please ignore them and report the belgian mentally ill spammer to the mods.Thank you.
>>204462215IS IT A DOLPHIN IN A BATHTUB
could eat quite a lot of fried chicken right now
Don't even have yellow fever I'm just a desperate incel
>>204462256Most of it is cooked in SNEED oils!!
>>204462192yeah you're bang on, and yeah they were a real railwayage of steam lasted over 100 years so there were lots of wacky companies and subsidiaries prior to grouping
>>204462256I could easily nosh a big bucket of KFC tendies right now
>eating KFC or any fastfoodhello, subhuman
>>204462246Yorkies are Norse
>>204462296Based. Tried it one time and puked my guts out
so many clarks are clicking tonight
>>204462256Not me. I usually love fried chicken but i'm just not in the mood.
>>204462304crime against humanity
>>204462296>>204462305having a weak constitution does not make you superior, it actually makes you a runt
>>204462304keeps the wog advance a bit slower at least
>>204462304vile
>>204462329not allowed to mention rusa monke either
>>204462328Store bought nuggies mogSimple as
The Woke Mod
>I should print mice nests using paint labyrinth /b/ corncob dachpappe fegerMais ECM_ELOKA
>>204462348simply untrue, tastelet
Just had a 30mg edibleNeed to get baked if I have to wait til the weekend to get laid instead of wank.
gay faggot entrance penis checker device
>eating any ultra-processed food>everHello, subhuman.
>>204462304bloody beeching
>>204462371not truei'm 100% moroccan
>>204462362Completely true, store bought nuggies are actual food whilst fast food is pure slop that just makes you sick
>>>/x/39218356
geoengineering (the conspiracy theory about the weather) is such a cope related to climate change it's unreal
>>204462370What a jumble of shitty yank words and phrases
Stars are in
>>204462389makes you sick, because you are a weak sickly man.
Israel
gonna be bleeching her arsehole
>>204462381why did he do it?
>get into a game>check if it has a general on /vg/>it does>the general is just a bunch of gays and trannies ERPing and nobody talking about the gameevery fucking time
Tiberium the monophonic surround
Lads I cut my hand pretty deep last week and now my finger is partly numb. Will it get better?
I always get suspicious of a dead wife story when the husband is very quick to say her death was an accident
you guys are so inarticulatei'm literally demosthenes compared to you fags
>>204462304Miss the border counties railway man
Chernobyl Knopf pressen
>>204462431what general is it? also your fault for liking gacha
>>204462423He didn't think you deserved them
Not enough open prostitution going on any more. And drug dealing, hardly ever see open drug dealing these days. Always kids on e-bikes and pakis in German cars.
>>204462452alri roobs
>>204462394You have an IQ of expired milk>>204462399What did I just say?>>204462413It's because it's rotten meat
>>204462477What. A. Bitch.
mad how youre just a wee ghost at the top of a fleshy machine that just gets on with it and youre like whoooah thats mad
>>204462431generally the longer a game has been out the worse it is for that shit. also all japslop games are by default unusable but that's your own fault for playing that crap
>>204462497alright descartes
>>204462505ay I'll BLEACH anything mate
>>204462481Find it difficult to believe they sell rotten meat in California.
>>204462466>pakis in German cars.I always wonder, how do they even afford them?
>>204462461ive never played a gacha in my life. this has happened with every single game i've ever checked /vg/ for. cyberpunk, runescape, helldivers, baldur's gate, call of duty, path of exile, destiny, magic the gathering arena. fucking EVERYTHING
>>204462481Ah would you look at that, that shitty trail of posts were all you.
>>204462371why east anglia
>>204462463Trains are for poors anyway
>>204462530probably from the drugs they are selling and they dont bother with insurance
>>204462533stop playing new games you dork, all the games you listed suck dik
>>204462544If that's true then why do the royals have their own train?
>>204462527It's muttland, you should be surprised it's not every state>>204462539Seethe.
>>204462533It's not just video games it's basically every single nerd community. I've just stopped talking online about them anywhere except here where they at least have to be "anonymous" but the troons and anti-troons still derail every thread on them.
>>204462559runescape came out in fucking 2001 mate.
>>204462530Leasing, any mong can scrape together 180 quid a month
IT'S MORE THAN A FEELING
>>204462566Rather not say
>>204462530leased using mum and dads pension money
just did a big stinky
Vienetta is usually dog shit but the salted caramel one is actually banging.Smokes the piddly little magnums and the yank shite
>>204462597>not in the morningHow fat are you?
>>204462530takeaway shops rack up the cash, matekeep that in mind every time you buy a late night pizza
I knew I smelt bussy juice
>>204462611i do multiple poos a day is this bad?
wish I were rich enough to have my own steam trainalas
LOLhttps://x.com/k1ragoat/status/1856054190855852378
>>204462617Fatted as fuck
>>204462616yh i was lurking
Mum made me tendies crispy
>>204462523A horse walks into a bar; the bartender asks, "Hello, do you want a beer?" The horse responds, "I think not," and promptly disappears.Now, admittedly, this joke only makes sense if you are familiar with the French Enlightenment philosopher, Rene Descartes, who famously said, "I think, therefore I am." The horse thought not, and therefore wasn't...But if I had explained that first, I would have been putting Descartes before the horse!
>>204462569>seetheNo u
>>204462304The worst part is after doing this now the government wants everyone to stop driving and take the train again.
What the fuck is this zoomer hour?
>>204462633sensible chuckle
>>204462558Who the hell gave Ukraine nuclear plants?
>>204462633top kek
>>204462633Very droll
>>204462652
>>204462633
>>204462620would be effort to coordinate trips in it clearing the lines etc unles you were just chilling in it
>>204462614cart titan best girl
>>204462569Whats it like in Mobile, Alabama?
>>204462666
>>204462633good joke
>>204462633really enjoyed this lad
>>204462666Toby youre not allowed to post that
>>204462423The railways had been losing money to automobiles and buses for a while so it seemed like a smart decision at the time.
Insane how a bloke got more prison time than Huw Edwards for watching a PL footy match on a fire stick
any lad working on his dreams
>>204462633Paddy goes for a job on a building site. ‘I’ll give you a test,’ says the foreman. ‘What’s the difference between a joist and a girder?''‘C’mon now, that’s too easy,’ says Paddy.‘The difference is that Joyce wrote Ulysses and Goethe wrote Faust...'
>>204462612Whose pocket do I put the money into if I get a mcdonalds then?
>>204462675hence being rich
>>204462698Stone by stone
what did huw edwards do
Call me the tumblin' dice, yeah
>>204462713you mean kidney stones? by consuming sugary drinks?
A horse walks into a bar; the bartender asks, "Hello, do you want a beer?" The horse responds, "I think not," and promptly disappears.
>>204462716nonce
>>204462721Stone is an old english word.
>>204461766>>204460251>>204460272kys
There are no BAMEs in the LotR's films
>>204462730calm down lad, he was only asking
>>204462730No need for that, he only asked what huw Edwards did
>>204462698dreams? what dreams? i have only nightmares
>>204462724descartes would have loved this joke
>>204462466Old-school street crime had more soul.>>204462530My friend taught me to read numberplates which explained everything. That flashy Merc with a 65 plate? Worth less than 5 grand.
>>204462746not true.
>dreams? what dreams? i have only nightmares
>>>/b/927313822
>>204462638swings and bloody roundabouts
Welcome to the hellscape that is...MY MIND
>>204462767kant understand why
you ain't white if you ain't got tattoos
>>204462716Kept asking whether he could have a go on my bike outside the BBC building. I kept saying no but he was proper insistent. Saying stuff like "come on lad, just gis a go for a second". I gave in eventually but the minute he got on it he just rode off back to Wales
>Keir Starmer has announced a target to cut UK emissions by 81% by 2035 whilst attending the #COP29 in Baku. >This includes…>“A 20% shift away from meat and dairy products in the next five years, and less flying.”You VILL eat ze bugs
wishing you were real to mewishing i could make believe ill take your secret to the grave
>>204462856'''''''''''''
not happy with this yank
Pfannekuchen
>>204462921Get them filteredGet them ignoredGet them seething
OBAMNA
Hate bird shit.Foul stuff.
>>204462820i hate tattoos and consider everyone with tats a subhuman
You arrive in the UK
>>204462955no idea what this is but it's interested me greatly
>>204462820every girl co-woker in my warehouse has tats
Anybody do mountaineering?
>yankydoodle
>>204462977
>>204463006he chose some kino examples
AM a fan of meat pies
Just walked down the stairs
>>204463006he's not wrong tbf
>>204463017This from a live feed of your smelly bedroom?
soon it will be time to watch a yank make mince pies with mince
>>204463002Aye I've reared a few
The Timmy Detector
Hollands meat pies are so fucking tiny these daysIm a big boy and I demand a big pie!!
we don't have meat pies herecrazyinsane
>>204463036*smelly childhood bedroom
what games you lads playing lately then?
Is it normal to take a few seconds to start pissing? gf is saying its strange but is it man/woman difference?
>>204463056spaedo
>>204463056Yeah I reckon I could fit most of that up my arse
>>204463062come to australia mate they're still massive here
>>204463071Mind games, games of political intrigue, games with peoples lives
>>204463072urinary hesitancyyou're due a finger up the bum
mi tink mi gwaan tek mi own life
>>204463024He forgot "doing a poo" though, a timeless classic
>>204463064>no meat pies>no pubswhat an existence
>>204463100Might just enter into a trade deal to have some imported
>>204463071assassins creed valhalla but it's not fun at allShit's making Unity look like a god tier game
>>204463118trade deal's signed mate, get amongst it
walked down the stairs just now
>>204463136always liked unity and about 40% of the reason is the outfits
>>204463117I went to a pub in america it was alright they had passable guiness and big shots of buffalo tracer actually it was more of a restaurant and i was sat at the bar but it was alri
>>204463072Few seconds doesn't seem that concerning. if it started to take awhile even if you really had to go then that would be concerning
>>204463144utterly bizarre how badly he got done by "partygate". lugenpress i suppose
>>204463145
>>204463176yeah, feel like americans have more of a bar/restaurant vibe from my experiencewent to an 'irish pub' when I was in the states and like you I thought it was alri for what it was
>>204463144insane he was basically the only leader in the western world to end up on ICU because of covid of all things
>>204463144Need the Aussies to import me a nice little chinky gfI know for a fact theres a surplusYou CANNOT keep them for yourselves
t
>>204463056it needs another hole for extra small i think
>>204463145Best post in the threadBit of a thinker, but when you get it, glorious
>>204463072dont think so
>>204463233
>>204462769White people can't but i can tell she is African.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_pyaRPzZ3A&list=PLfjdbpRofEmj0wG0XPjo0Ch6tuHMxjUWswatnt to listen to this on the 'cid
>>204463242the best part is it wasn't even true. however i am about to walk down the stairs now
>>204463289enjoy
>>204463236What fo people in your country think of British Malaya?
God made all of this for you
Ausbros...>https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/nottingham-news/bonnie-blue-banned-entering-australia-9703683
>>204462746This >>204462775 It's pretty much Africa/Asia vs Europe if you study the maps, languages and attire. Surprised it hasn't been cancelled.
why does scotland look like its been sliced in half with a sword
Every day junk food enters the house no matter how many times I say I don't want any have to destroy it and throw it all in the bin
>>204463323>25
>>204463286>Fun fact: The high frequencies throughout these albums are actually a reflection of the meaning behind it, losing childhood innocence. As you get older your hearing degrades and past a certain age you can't hear high frequencies anymore. The older you get the less high frequencies you will hear, so you will literally never be able to listen to it the same way again.>top commentGod I hate niche music nerds
I'm 24 and I don't think my voice has properly broken and gone deep. I will not vocaroo
>>204463286this made me think back to me and my mates parked up the side of the road way out in the country, sat on the car and having a smoke and eating some food at like 3am just listening to Merriweather Post Pavillion. made me really nostalgic there mate.
>>204463368sounds real gay that
>>204463368Did you all les off in the car?
>>204463373you cant hurt me
>>204462811The numbers in the first 4 letters/digits indicate the registration date of the car. 09 and 59 was registered in 2009, 24 and 74 in 2024. Me and my friend always joke that that person must work in McDonalds if we see a 54 plate car for example.
>>204463389just like your mother can't love you
>>204463308no clue tb h
I could eat a knob at night
>>204463428You'll meet a hard end
everyones gone to bed. im not sleepy yet but i am a bit cold. not putting my heating on.
Alana from Nero
>>204463368that's a nice memory mate I was just listening to that one having not heard it in yonks and reading the lyrics in a way i hadnt before having just been thinking about being a wee ghost in your head and that was very synchronicityus
>>204463460my heatings broke it cold
Asked a British guy I work with if he was from Newcastle because I thought I heard a Geordie accentHe seemed super offended and immediately corrected me saying he’s “from the south coast”Reckon he was actually offended or what?
>>204463469Probably offended he had to talk to a retard
>>204463467get the landlord called asap
>>204463461Listening to NERO and Skrillex playing CoD Zombies in Student Halls drinking cheap StellaGood times ;_;
>>204463469yeha probsgeordie is a horrific accent.but tbf only way i fink you could have confused a fuggin south coast accemt with a geordie one is if hes from like dorset where they start speaking with bloody farmer accenta which are probably as horrific as geordie ones even though they sound completely different
>>204463499Kek this was me too2011 was an unbelievable time and it will never be as good ever again
You lot just don't understand how stressful this time of year is to a landlord. You know how many calls to British Gas and emails to plumbers I've had to send? I'm spending twice a day charging the electric car to make these trips out to tenants and their complaints. You'll never understand how much work goes into providing our crucial service.
>>204463505Mong
Was going to ask for a spotter there for bench but I thought nah. Let the fear of death give me the extra bit of strength to make the lift. it worked
>>204463499get out of my head
Winnie the shite
I should've gone shop and got a fan heater A night in trackies for me
i dunno if i should watch a movie or what movie to watch
*accidentally rapes the disabled*ah fuck sake
>>204463596Pick a genre
>>204463499opposite sides of the world, same experiences
>>204463286i feel so elusive in houston you feel so exclusive in houston
>>204463614romantic comedy
>>204463642Much Ado About Nothing (1993)
id like to put my willy in a beautiful womans vagina
>>204463680same ladnot the same woman, necessarily, unless that were to prove cost-effective
>Ich hänge an vielen Sachen (emotional)
>>204463750>>>/int/polska
>>204463713are you saying we should go halvesies on a luxury prostitute?
Just weird doing work for the military and there’s a guy with a British accent working hereWonder what made him turn traitor
can see you're all absolutely gagging for the new>>204463878>>204463878>>204463878
bit early
>>204463469A number of people have asked me if I'm from Birmingham. I was irked by this, not because I have anything against Birmingham but because I take pride in being a Londoner and also it's just plain fucking wrong, I don't sound anything like a Brummie.
>>204462519It's good for kids to learn their history I guess
>>204463538Why are you using an electric car for this?
>>204463875he's actually got a ingushetian accent
>>204461766KYS
