treasure edition >>204456908previous
I love women whose favorite color is pink.
Wyoming.
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEELCH*
i hate
low effort pasta tonight with canned sauce i don't care
>>204463712my cat sleeps on top of a pool table covered in miscellaneous junk and it looks like he is selling them
>>204463727The state is wasteland outside of the northwest corner
THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE
>>204463738could you perhaps post said cat and table
>>204463748>opinion>new york timesVery low effort
>>204463752i never took a picture of it, at one point there i put a box on top of the pool table for him to sleep in and it made it even more like a little shop
>>204463752This motherfucker destroyed my Infernape when I faced Bertha in Pokémon Diamond
https://youtu.be/wOvZM6Wq7MU?t=807the song I play while we are platonically hanging out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzEHtTe0j3U
>>204463849not a fan of superjail desuprobably because ive only ever watched it sober and as a child
i need doors like this
Just learned controller support for kotor 2 broke on steam and was never fixed :(
>>204463976and them suicide doors?got me hairi kairi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ8h_m8vmpQ
Damn I hate when a deer stands on its hind legs and tells me the day I'm going to die. The information never fucking changes, what's the point? Like dickhead, tell me shit I didn't know.
least schizo /vt/umor
>Elon Musk to head Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)
>>204464028nothing makes me feel more secure then the guy who made a worthless taxi tunnel system under las vegas
it's over buds
reaves is such a worthless player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtQOlErK2bI
Someone started drawing a brown dude and I guessed criminal.
>>204463988no those aare gull wing doorsi think trucks mostly have suicide doors nowadays
>>204464162xD
>>204464092is that ur comfy carolinian neighborhood
woke up with 15 mosquito bites
>>204464130this reminds me of somebody i'd rather not remember>>204464188wrong region
>>204464207BTFO
>>204464207>Dude why don't you move to the south dude?>Don't you know the south is where the partys are at dude?
>>204464232are you really that much of a giant pussy oh my god lmao
george floyd was a gentleman and a scholar
>>204463984>controllerYou're a sick animal
Hey! Be nice!
>>204464273he was a saint and a martyrhe stole that banana for our sins
Get a brain morans
>>204464337Wyd
>>204464337tyler durden would not have disliked the drawing that is a bad representation of him
>>204464337that is not the handwriting of a 6'2 grown man i'm sorry lol
>>204464358Yeah it's clearly written with my mouse. I can write in cursive don't challenge me.
cursive LMAO okay grandpa
oh god the tinder girl replied backwutdoIdowutdoIdowutdoIdowutdoIdowutdoIdowutdoIdowutdoIdowutdoIdowutdoIdowutdoIdo
>>204464418greentext? i dont remember your story
what do chuds think of orange mans cabinet picks
sometimes I squeeze and slap my bottom
>>204464418you say you say zumba babygirl. My dick in your poochie. Talk about zoom. Ba. So then cut her throat open. Its all about spot reduction baby and these wizard eyes see all the demons
>>204464430Underwhelming but fineThe border guy is cool Wish he had chosen the psychotic Indian guy for CIA head but whatever
>>204464430dont know what they are, dont plan to find out, no thoughts, head empty
If you can't write in cursive you're not white.
>>204464426I asked her if she liked tennis and asked what she thought about emma radacanu
>>204464469then what happened?
>>204464465i literally havent done it since like 4th gradei forgot half the letters
>>204464478i DONT KNOW, I HAVENT READ HER REPLY
>>204464465Do they use the Cyrillic or the Latin script in your country?
>>204464494then read her reply, dummy. dont leave her messages unread for too long. it might signal that you're uninterested.
>>204464496We created the Cyrillic alphabet, what do you think?
>>204464494just have a nice chat you're overthinking this
I love your mom
>>204464514I DONT KNOW HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS
>>204464537bizarre
>>204464511I didn't know this. Do you still use it in every day practice or did you switch to the Latin script to appear more Western?
>>204464538like normal people except maybe you have to handle them with a little more care because they are quite child-brained
>>204464537urkel and the jannies linked up?
>>204463730damn near blew my hat off!
>>204464527I bet your mom is fat because most Mexican goblinas get fat after their first child.
>what are you looking for on tinder?what the HELL kind of question is that???
Will libs stop trying to turn me gay now that trumps prez
lol that tennis anon can't even get a w*man to like that shit sport
>>204464549Of course we use it. We created it.
>>204464590She's the one who had tennis on her profile, moron
>>204464587well how far along were they? are you lisping?
>>204464028government contractors are lidderally shidding and farding themselves rn. I hope they get their shit pushed in too
Why is /cum/ so anti-xyz?
Buttigieg/Newsom 2028!!
>>204464580Well some men reach 40+ and can't form any romantic relationships outside of paying for them, so
The new Kurzgesagt video about weed perfectly describes my life, and I've never done weed (or any drug or alcohol) ever.
>>204464597I'm not moron :(
Despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage
>>204464627fuck newsom. he's ruining my state
>>204464627My favorite thing about buttgieg is how he swallows cum and takes dick up his ass
despite all my rage i am still just a faggot with AIDS
when fat people do that little orgasm face when they eat it makes me sick to my stomach
Feeling cold sweat.
>>204464678Lmao me too. I hate when people get off on eating, in general. Like calm tf down you aren't some African child. But I come from a family of disgusting slob eaters so I'm biased
>fatties>people
Sometimes I watch this reality show on TLC with these morbidly obese Americans to feel better about myself.
>>204464538just have a normal conversation dude i don't understand she's not an alien
>>204464678I LOVE FOOD *inhales literally anything edible*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5pnuPKWB9Q
>>204464744bulletproof advice if you want her to get quickly bored of you and never feel any attraction to you whatsoever
>>204464786doomerblackpillknower pogchjampion
>>204464744>his gfs aren't aliensimagine not being able to talk to aliens ayyylmao
>>204464786ok what you should do instead is peacock and talk about how your wiener is gigantic and you drive a sports car
https://youtu.be/2H2kh__26sA?si=IKjaz2S1pK1w4WFwGoodbye doe Hello doge
idc about that
I didn't even pay attention to that nikocado video, I just knew he was going to make that face when he was the search result for "annoying fat guy"
>>204464744women dont care about mens interests + she immediately went from interest she put on her profile to "why are you on tinder?"
>>204464844nigga just say youre lookin for someone to wake up to or something else cheesy but confident jeeeeez
>>204464844she wants to know if he's looking for hookups or something serious?why are you being so reductionist
>>204464844Just tell her that you are looking for a relationship, dude.
>>204464860Why is she IMMEDIATELY going to that? what happened to small talk or a joke?
>>204464844"Just lookin' for someone to spend my time with. Plus, I really need someone to teach me <something she mentioned in her bio> lmao."
>>204464883it's good to know someone's intentions before you get attached or waste time
are most men seriously this retarded around women?
Hair not growing back at the speed it used to
A girl on interpals said on her profile that she was studying Chinese literature, so I messaged her asking if she's read romance of the three kingdoms and she said "no I don't read things like that"
>>204464913maybe she meant modern or contemporary literaturethat shit is like 2000 years old man
>>204464913women only read smut
>>204464902so it seems
>>204464913>interpalsalmost certainly a catfish
>>204464922Yeah people don't mean the classics when they say they're studying a thing, for sure
>>204464912why did he steal her phone
>>204464943anonymous if someone told you they were studying western liteature would you immediately assume they meant plato or even the presocraticsno you dumb nigga theres a wide wide range of shit they could mean anything from nietzche to heinlein
>>204464979>would you immediately assume they meant plato or even the presocraticsThe foundation of western literature? Why yes I would
>>204464990if you are being genuine you might have real autism
I only know about the romance of the three kingdoms because I read prison school
>>204465001>If someone is studying thing, would you assume they're studying the most important part of thing Stop projecting, I'm not the autistic one you dumb faggot
>>204464979i would, if not recently i'd assume they read that shit at some point in the course of their studies
roommateberg is in the kitchen so I cant make dinner
people really just dont read cards on arena manthey put a 1 toughness chump blocker in front of trample double strike and just die
Is it weird to put coffee creamer in tea
>>204464912Redditors are calling him Minnie Mouse. Why do liberals find it OK to make fun of man for beeing short?
>>204465028Take one of the utensils and place it slightly away from its original position as prank
>they put a 1 toughness chump blocker in front of trample double strike and just die
>>204464813>Weiner Anon come on seriously? Not dick or cock but "Weiner"?
watching apocolypto
>>204465089i don't like using profanity it's uncouth and vulgar
I've curly hair and I'm balding, got some bald spots and thin hair, a friend told me I'd look better if I get a buzz cut but I don't feel confident, will the thin hairs not look as bad if I cut my hair by that much? he said it's harder for curly hair to hide baldness
just got back, where my goonas @
>>204465100You are pure and precious
>>204465114quit squeezing him leave him alone
>>204465057I kind of think he ran into that on xwitter but the height thing is left wing double think, they'll say you're insecure and that women wont make fun of you because of your height but the second you offend them some way, it's the first thing they go for.
>>204465114>"aiiee leave me be nigga"
Link bros, why aren't we mooning?
>>204465129MANY SUCH CASES
>>204465108i'm balding and have curly/wavy hair, i just started keeping it short (1 inch at the longest) and i think it looks better
Sergei lied people died
>>204465129>>204465186Can I please kiss you on the mons pubis?
Are you guys just realizing leftists are seething, maniacal hypocrites? Being so feminist that they put men in women's sports and so pro immigration that they make mexicans hate wasnt enough for you but calling the midget a midget is where you drew the line?
https://scryfall.com/search?as=grid&order=released&q=a%3A%E2%80%9CNils+Hamm%E2%80%9D&unique=artthis dude's art supremely fucksholy shitgoat contender
>>204465217ermm what the sigma
>>204465256i am not clicking that
>>204465264click ityou wont be disappoitnedor maybe you will, idk
>>204465256ip grabber do not click
pidzeridzer
it's literally just scryfall you virgins
had the same haircut since 2007
>>204465305
>>204464337HOLY BASED!Where's the link?
>>204465335I need a haircut but idk what to get
>>204465349he's just in a public game we played earlier
>>204465294had a slice of philly cheesesteak from dominos yesterday. i tend to neglect myself, so i forget to eat some days. the taste of that slice practically brought a tear to my eye! it was so delicious, i can barely describe it.
>>204464337lmao
>>204464637Your state is full of communists, Newsom is just doing what the masses want. They love transing kids.
>mfw a CANADIAN tries to lecture me on being too liberal
>>204465366https://youtu.be/eTMqcQ73FAw
i hate video games because they appeal to the male fantasy
>>204465217Dude, it's just a simple observation on their cognitive dissonance. I'm aware of the other things they do and the things they swear they wouldn't do.
Does the American public have a short memory or something, they hated Trump so much that they hate voted Biden in, now they like Trump again, then the hate for Trump will build again.
>>204465416and thats based
going to watch mad max 2 in bed and phonepost on /cum/ >:)
>>204465400You're too liberal, you betacuck. Your girlfriend's boyfriend agrees.A plurality of Canada will vote for the right, it's just not as easily kept voting together, because the leader of the Conservative Party sometimes sucks and there's no other option for them. They only have one option, so if the leader sucks, then people don't vote for them.
we live in a society
no hymen no diamondsimple as
No pussy no worksimple as
>>204465443>A plurality of Canada will vote for the right,wow what a coincidence, so will californiadumbass
>>204465445chuds will agree to that but continue being incel losers
Is it weird I won't 2 wagie jobs but I am willing to do trade work
>>204465430It was one of the rare times where people weren't comparing theoreticals, but actualities. They liked how it was before, and want that person to return. Don't over-complicate it.
>>204465463That's not a plurality, as the majority of voters are in the blue spots.Retard.
>>204465468They didn't like how it was before though that's why they didn't elect Trump, they just have their rose tinted glasses on
>>204465478just like canada, retard
>>204465479I expect that a lot of 2020 was covid related. That's before the fact that mail-in ballot chicanery happened.
>>204465445i'll stop touching my dick when we stop sending money to israel, until then politicians can collectively tongue my anus
>>204465411lol sounds like the cho aniki guys on the soundtrack
>>204465491Yea and that was Trumps vaccine btw that he always brags about
>>204465483Nope, that's where you're wrong. I follow your burgerland politics, but you don't follow leafland politics. When the Conservative Party has a good leader, then they win elections very easily.
>>204465501And that's no longer a factor, when people go "I like the gas and food prices better before" and the previous guy goes "I'll green light lots of oil projects to lower the cost".
>mexicans vote for trump>get deported Fuckin lool
having our society run by indians is exactly what everyone wanted. i couldn't be happier.
>>204465416i like video games because they spur my imagination and let me think about a different life from another perspective
>>204465520>legals voted for him>groups the illegals in with themThat's part of why they don't like the Dems.
>>204465450>>204465461Predator handshake.jpg
>>204465519they voted for a guy who would increase it more if he goes through with his plans
If I was a carpenterAnd you were a ladyWould you marry me anyway?Would you have my baby?
baba booey baba booey howard stern's penis
i think it's sad literally every where any women goes she has simps and i'm like i don't want to do this, i don't want to join this rat race
>>204465538You make the incorrect assumption that people are rational actors. I'm saying they're going off of feelings/vibes.They hear "drill baby, drill" and assume that there's nothing else that can change the price of gas.Most people are retarded, and are uninformed voters. Making it difficult is a good thing, not a bad thing.
>>204465554im a carpenter
>>204465565Whatcha make
>>204465416The chick who said that was so cute
>>204465563yeah people are retarded prices will never go down
>>204465556i see oj
>>204465430Biden got 20 million votes overnight
>>204465574Not when commiefornia just made the gas price $2 more.lmao.
I wish I could talk shit about cucknadian politics, but I literally pay 0 attention to them so
>>204465599Side effect of being thr main character
>>204465599All you need to do, is say "Did you hear about the stupid thing Trudeau did?"Since it happens constantly, you'll be right, and people will carry the start to inform you about what to shittalk.
I want to talk about gas prices and inflation but I know I'll get hit with another retarded 3 day vacation when everyone else escapes unscathed somehow
>>204465557that's biology bro the spider has to do the zesty dance better than all the other spiders if he wants to spread his seed while the bitch spider sits on her ass
>>204465554IF A TINKER WERE MY TRADEWould you still find me?I'd carry the pots you madeI'd follow behiiind you
>>204465569buildings mostly
>>204465645!!
I spend a good portion of each day fantasizing about becoming an hero.
>>204465645TrvkeWhen i was growing up canada was considered just a out our equal culturally and economicallyBut some time in the 2010s i noticed they became a stagnant laughingstock
>>204465617What if they're retarded and love Trudeau
You're gotta love social media cucks pushing for Pierre super hard while he's the same exact shit as Trudeau
>>204465671not good for you. it keeps you locked in a self-loathing cycle.
the edmund fitzgerald wasn't even that bad of an accident
>>204465671what's stopping you
>>204465695honestly, i don't even know. i keep telling myself every single day that i should just go through with it but for some reason i never do.
>>204465694true i would've tanked that shit and doggy paddled back to shore
>>204465673Then they'll bitch you out for being a Poilievre shill. Statistically speaking though, that's only going to happen 20% of the time. The majority of people aren't with Trudeau anymore.And if I'm being honest, most of that 20% are public sector employees, liking that Trudeau keeps expanding government so they get jobs. The rest are the woke retards.
>>204465445yeah nah, wageslavery contributes more to the economy than yourself, fuck that
>>204465672What happens when your country run by women and social activists
>>204465686I'd say you're a PPC voter, but you have the American flag. You very clearly haven't been paying attention to what Poilievre has been about for the last 20 years. Even before he became the leader.
I just assume that when I vote for trudeau my ballot gets sent to canada, I usually submit a few dozen just to be sure
>>204465737Same situation and result as europeLol
I just watched a soyjak build a retro mini computer
>>204465742Unlike American elections, Elections Canada takes it very seriously. Once the foreign interference scandal got exposed, Elections Canada started changing things with how they operate, while the Liberals tried to block the government from doing anything.We actually have and don't complain about voter id.
Needa get my pp touched for free
dont care still voting trudeau
https://youtu.be/bKZZv_DJi_0?t=6m37sDO NOT CALL JUDGEMENT TO MY AGE SAAAAARRR
>>204465803yea and i want a million dollars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr4wz4-27PY
>>204465812good lads.fuckin apes can't even walk 30 steps to put the cart back.it's not some "CLEAN IT UP WAGIE" thing, it's just complete laziness.no respect for their community.
Midwestern accent gf
>>204465848Southern is better
it is said that seeing left out carts is the angriest an american will ever getsince it involves cars
>>204465865And it's worth every penny
I miss when pink was punk rock and not faggy mcgay
>>204465953punk rock was never not faggy macgay
>>204465865That's a good price. Even with Biden levels of inflation it will still be free.
>>204465953You mean when they were ironically using it as an ugly colour, to go against the norms?
>>204465956>he never listened to the dead kennedys
Mel gibson putting on an aussie accent in mad max 2 that he didnt have in thr first feels weird
>>204466031
>>204465904you watch cart narcs. that shit is the funniest thing
You literally can't play online chess anymore because of AI
I become an antisemite by watching The Passion of Christ by Mel Gibson.
>>204466060Me too cartman
>>204466053I can’t afford a home anymore because of boomers
>>204466031Actors putting on fake accents has never worked out well except when it's supposed to sound fake or funny I don't understand why they don't just get an actor with that accent
>>204466039Sick ass poster tho
>>204466067you can't afford a home because you made a series of poor career decisions
Nigger
>>204466077Its more just weird that he didnt have it in the first that puts me offHe just had a regular american accent
>>204466103i would get banned for saying that, starting to think janny just doesn't like me specifically which honestly means i'm based
>>204466103's tongue my anus
like harry truman, likeelectric underwearlike any idea that never had a chanceto go anywhere
>>204466067You could by a home in rural Appalachia or in a majority Black town if you really want one.
>>204466077Jamie Bamber, James Callis, and Hugh Laurie are all good at going from their British accents to American accents.
>>204465841https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT1ygmhEpY0
im back
janny is back
My dad just can't understand what my mom means when she says she doesn't want to watch "a bunch of stupid crap" anymore.
>>204466151I didn't even notice that you were not here.
>>204466100No I’m pretty sure it has to do with everything being 300k starting where I live
>>204466158literally me
>>204466152that's the anon that watches movies and stuff
>>204466151heeeyy! there he is! man, did a manhole cover slip open or something?
I watch porn and stuff
>>204466162Like I said, poor personal decisions.
>>204466151what did you watch today anon
I smell a nigger
>>204466178the other guys (2010)>>204466170nah. I was watching a movie.
>>204466173You’re right, I should’ve blocked my mom’s digestive tract while I was in the womb so we wouldn’t move to my hometown
i watch the inside of my neighbor's apartment through a telescope and stuff
>>204466162That doesn't sound too bad. Most homes here would cost at least 500$ and our salaries are about 2/3 of the US ones.
>>204466162Why do you live in such a shit areaInb4 noo my area is niceYea if the house prices are that high youre living WAY too urban for what god intended >>204466167Still watchin mad max
>>204466181Check your mom's room
>>204466196I live in the sticks in a town most people don’t even know exists
>>204466192what's the funniest and the oddest thing you've seen?
>>204466188yeah? well make it a shorter picture next time. we missed you!*signals the barkeep for another round*
In 2012, my parents sold their gigantic house + barn + 12 acres of land for less than what my 1-bedroom condo cost in 2024.
>>204466162Market fundamentalists and individualists don't think rationally, as you can see.
Woah 2 movie watchin anons
>>204466199hey get out of there
>>204466151I wondered why the squirrels got quiet
WHEN YOU'RE FALLING TO THE GROUNDWHAT DO YOU SEE ?YOUR PRIDE IS GOING DOWN WITH REALITYYOU MAY TRY TO STAND UPBUT YOU'LL REALIZE YOUR DREAMS ARE GONE
>>204466215Yep checks out
What uh exactly do these gasoline camp people eatThe humongous and his bikers literally have them surrounded day and night
burgers, franks, freds, jims?
>>204466281sand
When I was in Japan, this waiter at a restaurant I went to was really cool and friendly, and he said he wanted to keep in touch, so I followed him on Twitter. We exchanged messages a few times but then suddenly he blocked me.
someone else make the new i'm busy rightnow please and thank you
i refuse
>>204466329Shes jorking her theoretical hog
something i need
getting the icecream out of the freezer
>>204466205Your mom getting a train ran on her by the local sports team.
rye ok with you?
>>204463730that was well brought up, too bad you weren't
where are the sexicans?
>>204466432The latinas are being impregnated by white boys
>>204466424absolutely!
>>204466432im taking a dump. gonna be a whiledem takis mang
>>204466443He wants men
Tried to make the new, but it kept saying "Our system thinks your post is spam" so I gave up.
>>204466494Colors swirl beneath the sky, a dance of light and shade,Underneath the stars, the night begins to fade.Memory drifts like smoke on a quiet breeze,Silence holds the world in its gentle squeeze.Thoughts like whispers fill the empty air,In every shadow, secrets lie hidden there.Nothing stays the same, as time slips away,Keeping only echoes of the words we couldn't say.Softly, the dawn breaks, bringing a new day.
when spinny goes away to goon this general falls apart Smh.
Does anyone know what song im thinking of? it sounds like Beep Boop Boop Bop
>>204466533
