aboard my yacht
>knock, knock >who is it? >Jehova Witness? >No I don't, but I am armed.
i miss my gf i miss touching and kissing and having sex with her i miss talking with her i miss being able to do things with her i miss being able to just say i have a gf now im all alone in my dingy little flat and go days without going anywhere or talking to anyone
parsley wash
want chilies with chili sauceyummy
>>204479358
Anyone else got Sunak-nostalgia?
>>204479352welcome to the real world suck it up buttercup
Leftypol trying to control the narrative on shagging but it just don't work cos Rorke already banged :/
>>204479352Stop crying you pansy.
>>204479352https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zTrElWvEnX4&pp=ygUSZG9ra2VuIGFsb25lIGFnYWlu
wanted to buy a beer but was too shy and didn't dare
wardie haway
>>204479385get in rorke my laaaad
Get your fucking willie out for the ira
>>204479385They've got jobs now, haven't they?
>>204479350HOWLING
>>204479389Alright catyank, how goes it?
>>204479394you're too shy shy hush hush eye to eyetooshy shyhush husheye to eye
getting bullied at work for being Chinese
>>204479471hello old chap
>>204479487Sign these please
>>204479487
apart from it's jehova's witnesses so the joke doesn't really work does it?
>>204479487christmas soonwe'll all be singing ching-chong merrily on high
>There were 6,069 suicides registered in England and Wales (11.4 deaths per 100,000 people) in 2023; this is an increase compared with 2022 (10.7 deaths per 100,000, or 5,642 deaths) and the highest rate seen since 1999.>The suicide rate for males in England and Wales increased to 17.4 deaths per 100,000 in 2023>The suicide rate for females in England and Wales increased to 5.7 deaths per 100,000 in 2023>The age-specific suicide rate was highest for males aged 45 to 49 years (25.5 deaths per 100,000), and for females aged 50 to 54 years (9.2 deaths per 100,000).>Men aged 45 to 64 years have had the highest rates of suicide for broad age groups since 2010How come I never see a sad older bloke crying on any of these anti-suicide ads? It's usually a teenage girl or occasionally a young lad when they want to make it male specific.Pick 4000 men in their late 40's, and more than one of them will kill themselves before they hit 50.
>>204479487chinese japanese dirty knees what are these
thoughts on /gazagirlfriend2025/?
>>204479487sorry mate thats rough if you were my colleague i wouldnt even mention it until you say something in passing about being chinese 3 years later and ill be like "oh youre chinese? i hadnt noticed"
Little tear in the eyes there as the 11th Doctor regenerated. Get me every time x
>>204479487Is this real? Feel like nobody bullies the Chinese here.I went to uni with a Chinese lad and they specifically told them before they went to make friends with white people
>>204479626Is it the gay porn Doctor?
>>204479432he had quite a big cock desu
>>204479532got some uncles in their late 40s and 50s and can see that life is extremely shit for them whether they are single divorced or have a family.
me? im a citizen of the world
https://youtu.be/xWUQ40XT0jI
>>204479649:(
>>204479649Should probably check in with them lad. Ask them how they're doing, eat some Walkers crisps, wank them off.
nneed sex
neighbour on a mad one again banging about. Loud twat
Salad Fingers was funny.
Used to bang Pots and Pans but then we fell out
https://youtu.be/peXNAwzyJas
quiet today lads
>>204479768Doctors should get paid this
scranning a pot noodle
>>204479768wouldn't shed a tear if all 18 of these died
>>204479768is haaland, dare i say it, overrated?
>>204479806
>>204479806Caked in makeup
neighbours little bratty daughters running around in their garden
was shocked to find out recently that 2 parents on 60K each will qualify for child benefit but 1 parent on 61k and another on 30k would not.
I really should've bought that beer
Just got a random text from an unknown number saying "how are you". Scary stuff. The only people who have my number are my family and work.
Israel is a terrorist state US is a terrorist state UK is a terrorist stateGermany is a terrorist state All must have their leaders put on trial in The Hague for committing the Palestinian genocideAnd yes, this is a Britain-related post for so long as Britain funds, arms, and militarily supports the genocide and daily mass slaughter of babies
>>204479870Answer: ok
>>204479870Well, how are you?
non-whites perceive goodness as weakness and badness as goodness
>>204479532what about trannies?
>>204479316My paycheck is only gonna be 800 bucks fucking kill me I am poor
>>204479896It not right
watching sitcoms made before the internet was a real thing life was clearly so much better
>>204479884I don't reply or answer the phone if I don't know who it is. My number will me marked as "active" and added to a list of scam targets in a Mumbai call centre.>>204479885Not great mate but thanks for asking it means a lot x
I was solid gold, I was in the fight
>>204479896didn't he like his gopro? get it down the cex
>>204479914look at michael palin's beautiful little face
>>204479870soz it was me
need to put the bins out but I can't be arsed
not a fan of these begging adverts showing african kids with biffed in faces. very offputting
>>204479915why do you do this?be more honestdon't be so sneaky
>>204480001Local council only picks up the black bins every fortnight now :/
Jarvis populate a list of councils in the UK who have their bins collected on a Thursday. Search those area's universal credit claimants for lazy incels.
the samosas are so amazing
>>204480086corrr scran
disgusting mutant chinky gf 2025 pending
MANCHESTERLET ME HEAR YOU!!!!!!
In the mood for a poo but don't need one
Darth Revan was incredibly powerful in the Force and he also was a brilliant genius at military strategy, an excellent lightsaber duelist, a charismatic leader, and he had a wide array of skills including pazaak, demolitions, healing, mathematics, computer slicing, repairing, swoop bike racing, building droids and also he had cool robes.
my life is over at 25no hope of love or a family for me now sad, but this is the reality of my situation now!
>>204480117>2013/14 Premier League seasonProbably dead now that little fella
>>204480173Do you have a terminal illness?
>>204480173There's no age limit on clue gaining
>>204480127POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Manchester? More like Grimchester.
>>204480187im a terminally disgusting, socially and physically repulsive autistic freak yes
>>204479915Come work for chevron bro
Berlin is nicer than London.
>>204480230please may I have ten thousand dollars
the scrandemic
i told this girl at work who i want to bang so hard and talk to constantly and flirt with i was going to a casino this weekend but it was really just a lie to buy her a 700 pound pair of vivienne westwoof shoes with my "winnings". the reality is i work full time and have me rent and car and everything paid for so just have loads of spare cash. . NEED her to ditch her bf and she talks to me constantly about her problems with him and giggles like aschoolgirl when i tell her she's an angel. even if she won't go out with me she'll walk around in the shoes and let me smell hher air and feel her hips. she sits there at work browsing shoes and dreams of these and says she'll never have them to just hand them to her would be magical
got me willard out for the ira
Moscow is nicer than London.
>>204480281good lad
>>204480269what's at the bottom?
Our girl <3
lots of scranposting rn making me hungry as fuckfuck it might order something cba to cook
>>204480305Maggots
>>204480269chips drowning in curry sauce?
>>204480305that's a man's hand
Jacob Tycko you here mate?
>>204480230>>204479915screaming with british culture
>>204480327no don't think so
>>204480271christ
ex got a tongue piercing after we broke up the fucking bitch
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>>204480271petrifying behaviour
>>204480230ahh selfdoxxinga /brit/ tradition
>>204480331
Munich is nicer than London.
>>204480347>let me tell you about your countryFOY maggots, chips and curry sauce is a staple here.
>>204480331no the bottom of the container on the inside of it you silly fuss
CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”
>>204480384maggots
>>204480352You have to wonder the deal is with that. I think it'd be annoying as fuck to have a piece of metal rattling around your mouth at all times
>>204480351do not take the lord's name in vain>>204480358it is copypasta
>>204480384fried rice
Wish I could eat such scran. On a diet you see.
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>>204480344 the virgin walk
>>204480417fascinating
>>204480412I merely said his surname
So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.
Bunch of school girls just got on my bus
Saint Petersburg is nicer than London.
>>204480418cmon now just 1 cheat meal won't hurt :)
Zhouzhuang is nicer than Venice
Gaza is nicer than London
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
>>204480467My cheat meal is 2000 calories of ale at the weekend
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Might move to a certain Democratic People's Republic
he's so weird
Get the Cotswolds flooded with immigrants and newbuils high rises
>>204480458you know what to do
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Wangdue Phodrang is nicer than Mabaruma
Are the stars out tonight?I don't know if it's cloudy or brightI only have eyes for you, dearThe moon may be highBut I can't see a thing in the skyI only have eyes for youI don't know if we're in a gardenOr on a crowded avenueYou are here and so am IMaybe millions of people go byBut they all disappear from viewAnd I only have eyes for you
Missus cooking up some paella for dindins :3
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
posting for the bantz
reminder there are cheerleaders posting under american flags
Tallinn is nicer than London.
not hard really is it. london's a fucking dump
Skingrad is nicer than Kvatch
get the willy wanked (mine!!!)
Just had a look at the Israel general.Funny little letters they use over there. Wonder what happens in Israel. Only think I hear about is war and being Jewish.Reckon they have anything else going on over there? Cool snacks in the supermarket or wacky Israeli sports?
>>204480417did a shrimp fry it?
>>204479350LOL
invest in blu ray
agpcbf uherll dooooo isnoww otynnn
>>204480712they have lots of poofters
>>204480643um
>>204480712You're really schewpid aren't you? Like genuinely a ferret of a man.
people who get into cast iron pans are the same kind of people who post "so, i did a thing..." on social media
not a fan of walking down the stairs me
>>204480757Consider myself more of a toad than a ferret. But yes
wanking is such a chore
>>204480743Fella to the left looks a bit like Brad Pitt
So here's the thing
Introduced myself to a witch the other day.She was charmed, I'm sure.
>>204480643israelis love anime!
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
just took a picture of myself with the golden hour reflecting off my face and i think i look alrightif i post it here will you let me know if its okay to use on tinder?
you do realise the migrants are getting fed, washed, medically checked, housed, shagged and paid right?
if anime was real the world would be amazing
>>204480827yeah
So... yeah. That's a thing.
>>204480810False. Anime is illegal in Israel.
just took a picture of myself with the golden shower reflecting off my face and i think i look alrightif i post it here will you let me know if its okay to use on tinder?
Not going to buy another parrot after this one dies.Can't bare history repeating itself.
>>204480712i'm playing slay the princess it fills a hole in my loveless chudcel void of a heart
>>204479352Did you creampie her all the time and it wasn't risky?Pulling out is grim
>>204480780love cast iron cookware for the aesthetic of it me
>>204480828mmhmm
my bicep veins are popping
>>204480873she was on the pill so i used to just cum in her all the time but then when we moved in together and we'd be having sex more often i started pulling out because it was too risky and she always used to forget her pill on timelast couple times we had breakup sex i cumd in her though
>>204480870Israel has incels too? Interesting. I'm learning a lot
Been done in an argument on another board, FUCKING SEETHING
mad how i take my personal laptop to work and present from it and stuff as if i don't have years worth of depraved images i saved off brit and porn webms on there lol risky
Rubbed a magic lamp expecting a genie to pop out but instead I was shocked.
>>204480916why wouldn't it?
the air jordans are upping their pace
Start gooning
I heard rorke can go to jail now for being mean on the internet. Does such information proceed?
>>204480955At toil I had to take a picture of the back of a scanner and when I got back some woman asked to see it so she could write down some stuff so I pretended I had deleted it by accident because I didn't want to open my camera roll that is filled with pictures of spread arseholes and racist memes.
Greece vs Persia was like the ancient version of NATO vs the Soviet Union.
>>204480984because every jew is a billionaire, duh
>>204480984Don't know. I just assumed you get sent off to some sort of Jewish matchmaking event at 14 and assigned a wife
Virus on my computer keeps eating huge files.It must be taking megabytes
>>204481060screamjingh
>>204481060
>>204481060scraming
I'm not human
the hawk tuah girl is a jew
>>204481084little nazi fella
>>204481107She is disgusting and not funny.
I've been using Bumble everyday for months and I've literally got like two matches. What is going on?In real life girls are often checking me out yet on this dumb app not even fat girls are swiping right on me. Is there something wrong with the app or something?
chicken tikka jalfrezi for dinner
>>204481129Height?
>>204481101I need love
>>204481118I know :/
>>204481141U wot
Just found out that only 73.6% of Israeli's are Jewish.Eye opening day for me
imagine if milhouse were realyeah thats me except in my late 20s instead of 9 or whatever he is
>>204481167And almost all of them are vaxxed.
>>204481178I sleep in a racing car, do you?
sex without any chance of conception is fundamentally unerotic
that curanail stuff is shite
>>204481145That's not visible from my photos.
>>204481035>NATO vs the Soviet Union.Both sides were controlled by the same people. It was a false dialectic. Jay Dyer talked about this.
>>204481195Not what you were saying last night whilst I was ball deep in your bussy
>>204481167The other 26.4% must be Israeli
mince, tatties, neeps and skirlie for supper
should watch dead calm againgood film that
>>204481223Oh ffs fuck off
>>204481191i sleep on a mattress on the floor that i comedically refer to as my 'futon' because i lost parts of my bedframe when reassembling to move out
>>204481235Any of that edible?
>>204481262plonker
Can feel my nipples poking through my hoodie. 13 degrees in my smelly bedroom
Goodbye /brit/I refuse to post while catfagget is here
>>204481167a lot goes on there
Normalise chekism
>>204481288just get the yanks filtered!
>>204481255>Australian psychological thriller>Starring Sam Neil, Nicole Kidman and billy Zane>1989 kino alert
>>204481302check these cunt
>>204480307>Scousernahhh
Bank of England must raise rates immediately
>>204481326zane was always cool
put a cork in it, zane
active arent they x
Guard at the moat must raise the gates immediately
might get my badges and become a manager lads. what we think?
>>204480283>Shows generic skyscrapers and a motorway.Is it yeah?
The idea the bully xl ban even happened, let alone was successful, is one of the top psyops to happen in my lifetime
>>204481439Don't see what pokemon has to do with getting moved up from being a supervisor at tesco
>>204481441He looks furrly happy
GOD IF I had could shove my face into this every morning it would cure my depression
>>204481217So you’re a manlet then?
>>204481056i'm a friendless ruskie
a gu phd ceoi broso flont looy own wn n
how can i spice up my sex life with my gf? we do the usual stuff (missionary, doggy, cowgirl) but she wants me to suggest stuff i want to do. i dont know what to suggest without coming across as a porn-obsessed freak. plus i think going straight to anal or something would be a bit much.
>>204481296lmao what language is that
>>204481512Outfits, role play. You could date rape her in a club then take her back to yours and shag her.
28 and never had a gf me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1_uGTGKuGM
>>204481493we're your friends :3
Told the gf I wasn't buying her a maccies tonight and was only buying myself one because she's gotten too fat and she's been crying in the bedroom for nearly an hour
>>204481512Let me fuck your girl while you play the Nintendo switch downstairs
>>204481533pidgin
>>204481588Fatter they are the less risk of pregnancy
>>204481512impregnation
>>204481588crying burns off 1.3 calories per minute, so about an hour of crying burns off a hard boiled egg
*rolls into brit at amazing speed smashing into rorke and leftypol spending them flying into the background like bowling pins*
>>204481512
>>204481650want to smash that stinky pussy
>>204481512light 'public' stuff, i.e. fingering in car at nightblindfoldfinger in bum
rebel yelp
>>204481512idk I like the classic stuff like giving backshots no need for that over the top bs
>>204481649My basal metabolic rate is 1,725 calories a day. So I burn 1.2 calories per minute just by existing.
got johnny thunders on
>>204481724>My basal metabolic rate is 1,725 calories a dayare you literally a 5'5 woman
>>204481724>basalThats what yanks put on a margarita
>blindfold a woman, throw her in a car at night and stick a finger in her bumah yes, the /brit/ shaggers golden advice
scranning a big plate of spag bol
>>204481814what's the occasion
>>204481813there's actually nothing stopping you from doing thisyou may get caught after but they can never take the moment away
need shitholers out
Any KWABs in?
>>204481834Why does there need to be an occasion to eat spag bol?
>>204481787No, pretty average guy.
shagged a uni student last night and feel weird about it. i have grey hairs fs
>>204481888alri tom scott
katy on her night run
>>204481888What did you do with the guide dog?
KFC FOR DINNER TONIGHT!
>>204481888on a tuesday? hanging around the gates again?
>>204481888You did no such thing. Lonely autistic virgin
>>204481916stop shouting
>>204481888what was his name
>>204481942met her in a cafe down the street from the uni
>>204481888I heard about that in the news, uni student raped. sad stuff
imgonnacum
>>204481974and that led to a shagging? liar liar pants on fire
>>204482001thought this was a witcher spell
>>204481974Next time say tinder, makes it sound more believable mate
>>204481974hello Jordan Barrett/Henry Cavill/Chico Lachowski
>>204482040stfu spaino
204481888humblebrag
>>204482014>>204482023>meeting people in real life is a fantastical myth lads, cmon. sort your lives out.
Just found out that standard airpods don't even have noise cancellation. They cost£130.Who is buying this shit? You can get decent Sony bluetooth headphones with noise cancellation for a third of the price.
>>204482040
>>204482036/190
>>204482045She meet a frothy end?
>>204482040lol
>>204482046Why do you need noise cancelationThey're literally plugging your ear
>>204482073>>204482073>>204482073
>>204482045>Uni student sees ugly 4chan sperg in cafe and HAS to have sex with himThat happened!
>>204482067Active noise cancellation drowns out background noise but still let's you hear voices when you want to
>>204482077yeah diego that's pretty much how it's always been. people meet in public places and then develop relationships.
>>204479352yeh it's wank innit
