catberg edish
>>204485261Catberg on the proverbial mad one
poo smells lol
I discovered this meme
>6:00 am to 16:00 pm shift tomorrow
SeasideMARK:>self proclaimed smallest knob on Youtube>panty sniffer>dildo in the ass enthusiast>sexual deviantyeah i'm thinking he's our guy
listening to the spice girls and dancing
>>20448531916:00 pm isn't a real time
Might apply to be on big brother Would you watch me ? xx
>>204485335Oops I did it again
>>204485319Hope your ankles get really puffy
>>204485319>AI slop avatar How appropriate for someone who's identity is equally artificial
THERE'S A STAR SCRAAAAN WAITING IN THE SKY
>>204485355That's Britney
>>204485261
>>204485376Bitch
>>204485368It's Orihime from Bleach.
>>204485335who's your favourite?
>>204485375Hope the mercury poison gives you the shakes
who do you reckon is the most wanked over woman ever?
>>204485376It's Britney, Bitch, Bitch
>>204485409not very nice x
>ACKTUALLY it's ORIHIME from BLEACH
>>204485418I suddenly have a horrible feeling it's the virgin mary
Anime is not good
https://youtu.be/bWRYMPANFHE
>>204485400For me it's Ginger
>>204485479Yeah?
early sleep tonight for me my lads bloody knackered
Going to feed the cats soon
>>204485502that a euphemism?
just done my first shit since Saturday morning. wew fucking lads. two massive 16 inch logs and then a few 4 inch slugs piled on top. absolutely diabolical. immodium is a dangerous pill. should've weighed myself before and after but i was prairie dogging.
>>204485502Hope they leap onto you all at once and you fall backwards and die from a subdural haematoma
>>204485465wanked my willard absolutely raw when i found out she did naked softcore porn shoots before the spice girls
>>204485530
>>204485550umpics?
>PETER HITCHENS: Marijuana isn't harmless... proven by the smug certainties of the pro-dope lobby going up in smokehttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-14078497/PETER-HITCHENS-Marijuana-isnt-harmless-proven-smug-certainties-pro-dope-lobby-going-smoke.html
been watching those American paedo hunter vids where they basically just beat them upone thing I've noticed is they only ever go after skinny small people, old geezers or people or retardsI’d love for them to try me, would fucking demolish the cunts
Love dossing about. Love doing nothing. Love sleeping. Love snoozing.
>>204485530Might start carrying a bar stool with me
>>204485530still scream at the bloke getting knocked out by the fucking stool
>>204485530Wot they arguing ova?
couldn’t take the pandemic seriously after seeing all those tiktok nurse videos
>>204485611https://www.thenewsvault.com/cgi/news.pl?t=1258
CHEBBERS!!!!!!!!!
>>204485651one think Ngubu is shite the other thinks he's mint
Ausfrens, what happens in Victoria? Whenever I hear about Victoria it’s always about some crazy shit going down like non-stop lockdowns, Sudo gangs, Neo-Nazi rallies, homosexuals on tight jeans etc.
>>204485654It was cringe. All of it.
>>204485654why
>>204485654this. made me wish far more people would've died
Catberg eating a prawn cocktail crisp
>>204485693/brit/ not /aus/
>>204485683timmy's weakness
>>204485693This state is a shithole, what's new.
Lady Gaga covering the Kath & Kim theme song
>>204485465That is the WRONG answer
>>204485715Bet your parents wished the same
>>204485415What did he say to her
>>204485620Are you saying you’re a nonce?
Why is she aiming for the white one?
>>204485612But but but alcohol!But alcohol is already legal
>>204485710News channels were reporting an absolute apocalypse in the hospitals meanwhile NHS nurses were doing there cutesy dance routines for TikTok videos.Complete bollocks.
>>204485830>what are lunch breaks
>>204485777Why is her face so airbrushed but not her friends?
get the nonces stung
>>204485620'
>>204485830Clownworld
>>204485722ahaha very cheeky lad, although as we all know /brit/ is also /aus/ :)
>>204485847Didn't see them eating
>>204485612Cannabis is not completely harmless, sure, but maybe it should be legal to buy in small quantities, maybe only for smoking on-premises in a cafe. Alcohol is not harmless and that's legal. If we legalised cannabis then we could control and regulate it so people can do it more safely. Also of course it would reduce the revenues of criminal gangs selling drugs.
>>204485859
>>204485528dont really know what youre on about but glad you got it all out constipations just not on
>>204485771yes, they're also schizoids
school girls shaved p
It was real. All of it.
scraaaaaaan
>>204485865I have not yet seen this bradley
>>204485914elton was full today
>>204485879We should imprison people for buying it indefinitely until they tell who sold it to them and then execute the dealers
The best Australian state is New South Wales for two reasons:1. It's named after a place in Britain2. It has cool buildings like the Sydney Opera House and that big bridge (Sydney Harbour Bridge I think it is)
>>204485914err righto
>>204485830what's the problem though?
>>204485914Ordered the Rocketman did we
>>204485879Tobacco is harsher than Marijuana imo. Government doesn't care $$ they ban Tobacco after shoving ads down your throat as if they care. They arrested so many people for little bits of weed. Finally waking up to the absurdity of it all but still decriminalizing to profit.
>>204485936And finding nemo is largely based there. Everyone loves Finding Nemo!
>>204485847dunno mate those hospitals looked empty, and the staff were all buzzing with anticipation. complete opposite of how the media claimed complete pandemonium, with NHS staff being overburden with dying patients and corridors full of dead bodies
>>204485936good lad and you are indeed correct best state and it’s not even close
mmm I like that she dress up like character I like big boob she make costume the character I like dress up like big boob and face that look like cat it good character I like make peepee hard mmm big boob costume make peepee hard make big even bigger than usual big peepee give costume boob money for peepee hard make costume cat
>>204485859Who's going to pay for that pole
>>204485898Wondered where you got it from
Marko creaming Japan
>>204485936>You know where it reminds me of?
LOVE New South Wales also LOVE Old North Wales both filled with natural beauty
>>204485990The Nonce obviously That's the price of getting Grinched
>you must be fun at partiesthe normie COPE because you said something BASED and they try to shun and punish you for being ABOVE average do not fall VICTIM to their GASLIGHT
Somutimesu I smellu liku fishu
>>204485973both can be trueundoubtedly there was a lot of pressure at the peak of it all
the twitter exodus is real lads
watched finding nemo a lot as a kid. monsters inc too
LIVERPOOL
sir poo screamer
For me? Noozles, David the gnome, he-man, yeah I'm that old
Mrs loves SeasideMark, some random zoomer TikTok account posted the video of him saying “yeah just had me ‘air cut de lids get in” over and over and she found it hilarious. Had to pretend I didn’t know who he was to not reveal my power level.
Monsters Inc is commie propaganda. If you have to kidnap kids to make more profit then so be it.
>>204486095Freak
>>204486089
New Holland was a bit of a silly name for a giant desert island fringed by schlerophyll forestGlad Matthew Flinders got his way with based Australia
>>204486089Why'd you get your trip banned again?
monsters inc accommodates you to a corporate environment where you are a line, meaningless worker
bit selfish sometimes me if im being completely honest
trickle down economicstrickle down economictrickle down economitrickle down economtrickle down econotrickle down econtrickle down ecotrickle down ectrickle down etrickle downtrickle dowtrickle dotrickle dtrickletrickltrick
name's aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
please visit cornwall
Only 3 months and lockdown was 5 years ago
what's the next habbeding then lads
not illegal is it
>>204486154powerful
well said zaz
>>204486240Love her
>>204486207mental innithalf a fucking decade feels like it just evaporated
Is Adam still upset about last Tuesday?
>>204486217your dad getting cancer
>>204486217might go to the pub tomorrow
i not only tolerate but actively like the television programme Friends and i dont care who knows it
yap yap yap
>>204486286
>>204486207>>204486276I paid 38,000 in rent since then
>>204486281Nah I just think it would be funny
they have us slowly returning to onsite work. 5 more years and maybe things will get truly back to normal
>>204486309Hope you kept the receipt
Bottoms up
>>204486337just applied to a remote job, one day a quarter. i can tolerate that.
>>204486296if he dont stop yapping he's next on the plate haha
Glad my toilbergs actually like WFH because it solves their space problem
>>204486240>zarah sultananame makes me think of tropical ladies doing a hula hula jig
>>204486363it's one day now. will be 2 days next year. you will think about me then
>Teacher 'left husband for boy, 13, she was raping and called youngster her "crystal meth"'https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14077805/colleen-jo-matarico-boy-rape-los-angeles-teacher-crystal-meth.html
>>204486337
>>204486140It’s not banned I just don’t post with it anymore
>>204486294it's a comfy show lad there's no real harm in it
>>204486140a trip can get banned?
fucking MOOOVE
>>204486381https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vn8phH0k5HI
>>204486391she want that yute s curve baton haha timmy sr do nun x
>>204486154
>>204486425ahahahaha
it's over for musk
>>204486436do you ever get bored of this
>Russia stages first missile attack on Kyiv since August, Ukraine says5 hours ago
>>204486391Mad how the daily mail always has one of these stories onReckon they're all written by the same fetishist?Can't be arsed to check
>>204485683Looks AI
>>204486425>MOOOVEits cows that make that noise mate
barkeep, a glass of you cheapest brown ale
2006 Sony MZ-RH1/MZ-M200: The last portable MiniDisc recorder produced by Sony.
>>204486425>>>/wsg/5733375
Are you a Fucking guy, a Hell guy, or a Dildo guy?
Yi Lon Ma
I don't believe there are genetically pure racial or ethnic groupsjust mixtures of varying degrees
i don't turn on any of the lights in my housebit of a mean mr mustard, me
>>204486543ok
I’m Irish and Jewish diaspora
>>204486482Gets clicks innitKaty rubbing herself to orgasm in the work bogs whilst reading this article in the bogs and imagining it was her bouncing on tween gangbanger python
>>204486497what was the point of this then
a few very odd posts just now
bit of Scrooge McDuck me
>>204486559can you not see?
Read any good books lately. Considering reading the scarlett letter.any good?
>>204486627very good post
>>204486513>Kountry Kravins n' KraftsThe n' is for who they don't want in their town
>>204486593aesthetic tech
mmhmm get them medically checked x
https://skribbl.io/?ufC716px
>>204486627i get around. a bruised shoulder doesn't matter much.
>>204486462Why
how do i learn hard work and thrift
>>204486696i've taken a shower
Was surprised when I found out prisons aren't included in MedicareSeems a bit impractical really
>>204486696
>>204485612mental how he's just been writing the same 3 articles with different wording for decades
>>204486716no one knows what that is
>>204486654for what purpose
hmm… well… niggers tongue my anus then
>>204486707Live with the Amish
>>204486744plays music and that
how old were you lads when you had your first wank?
zoomers CONFOUNDED
>>204486727surprised it took this long
>>204486711
>>204486337looks a lot like old adolf in the thumbnail
>>204486627Were it so easy
>>204486777dont respond to me with your gay little images
>>204486477This can't be happening. xX_CokepilledHentaiNietzsche1488_Xx told me Bolshevik Russia is out of missiles.
>>204486761good lad good post
all jokes aside that bradleyposter has been at this for 5 years now. legitimately mentally ill. And yes, it is one person, and a few people who copy him occasionally but theres one main lad
>>204486711YELPING
>>204486727Ok?
remember the era of nude selfies taken in the mirror with a digital camera with the flash on?
Would spend more time on Mastadon if there were anyone remotely interesting on it
lol
>>204486788
best place to go holiday in ireland?
>>204486665Join
loading up the old ruby granger pmv goon compilation
>>204485749enlighten me on the right answer
>>204486832you're not into technology-obsessed autistic left-wing trannies?
>>204486830Celebrities probably don't take them now since the fappening A whole generation of new celebs without sexy selfies We'll probably never see Francesca Capaldi's melons
1 day no yutedem baton
>>204486832come to bluesky nownow you can find all the centrists there not just the commie trans anime communities
>>204486912
ah yes finally a platform for sensible centrists
>>204486832Mastodon is old news lad, it's all about bluesky now
Asian cuisine is the worst and I'm tired of pretending it's notThe flavours just don't go well together, the vegetables don't complement the meat or the carbs, sweet-salty-sour is just sickly, soggy slimy texture of everything Awful.
more like poosky
>>204486921nah everyone's on X
>>204486818Least schizophrenic brit user
>>204486943someone should respond that she'll probably retire at 21 due to injury
>>204486943
>>204486952pajeet
>>204487010'
>John Krasinski, 45, has been voted People's Sexiest Man Alive in 2024would a 45 year old woman ever win sexiest woman alive?huh? HUH?Men are disgusting
Over for Davey boy, he’ll be down job centre on Monday
>>204486943how is this not a woman in her prime exactly
fucking hate cats
>>204487016bizarre cope, zhang
>>204486777>>204486794
>>204487023I was never asked to vote in this
fucking love cats
>>204487055all foreign food is just regional variations of the same formula - chopped up chicken, rice and beans.
>>204486952you're honestly rightall european, north and south american, african and middle eastern cuisine mogs the orient
>>204487030no one knows what you are talking about freak
>>204487099
>>204486787I'm sure that's a coincidence, move along
gona watch the big brother episode i missed last night whilst i did a load of ket and drank myself silly
why are africans improvident
>>204486943wonder has she had a choco banana bbc by now
>>204487069it was on the 2024 election paper if you bothered to turn the page over
wooooaaaaahhhhh did the indian man chop up the frozen, rotting chicken and douse it in mildy spicy sauce and mix it with rice? that'll £40 plus tip bossman
>>204487124who needs a bladder anyway, pissing yourself is very much in vogue at the minute
>>204486707just save your money
rorke seething in rage when he tastes food with flavours other than salt and pepper
>>204487170bladder bladder swing
Ok I'll post my straight white cis penis in the next thread
ypipo don spice dey chicken n shiiieeettt
I don't think rorke actually exists
>>204487166>£40 for a curry Londoners need to be banned from /brit/
Davido El Cooté
>>204487100>africanlike what?
anyone else noticed chippys going downhill over the last 5 years or so?takeaways are broadly getting better but our own food is getting worse
anyway going to meet the grandparents for a few drinks at the pub now the highlight of my week this is my life now the gf broke up with me She deserves a prison sentence
maybe i was raised wrong, but I was always told going to job interviews required you to at least try. You know, get a haircut and put on an ironed shirt and polish your shoes, put on some aftershave and cufflinks.But when you see the other candidates and they're all miserable bearded pakis in bomber jackets and trackies, the HR lady be like "oh hello mr patel rajesh!" and has to pretend there isnt a disgusting smell emanating from this pakis direction, you know something is off and it makes you just not want to bother at all
>>204487250I have yeahreally noticeable with mushy peas, seem to be getting more radioactive looking year on year
>>204487250no the chippys ive ad uv bin propa
>>204486513More a scotts head kind of man myself
Alri cmon LG xx
why the fuck would you record yourself sniffing cocaine, alone?especially when you have a high profile job.
What would you do in this situation /brit/? Teach those girls a lesson they'll never forget?>At my wits end with teenage girls kicking my door in>Moved into my current property 3 weeks ago and almost every night 2 teenage girls walk past and kick my door in, hard. They are targeting my house as I have spoke to neighbours and none of them are experiencing it. Sometimes multiple times a night. I do not know who they are, I do not know parents. I have set up a camera in my kitchen window to try capture them alas it is too far from the door to get a good look at them. I have contacted police who have said because there is no damage to the property and I don't know who they are there isn't much they can do. I was thinking of getting a video doorbell to try and deter them, however I am worried that it may be money wasted if they decide to destroy the doorbell. Last night I had enough of it and tried to run out and catch them, however I now fear that my reaction will have made it worse and they will probably do it more and more.
>>204487298classic scott
>>204487289just accuse her of rape
i do NOT respond to yanks
>>204487250Um mate those mushy peas are like yellow
>>204487309took videos of myself dildoing my arse when steaming before
>>204487250fish and chips is probably the worst takeaway choiceits a food stuck in 1950, the ethnics have actually decided to put some flavour in the food, and the chippy man can't even be arsed to season their flour
>>204487328Theres something you're not telling us
>>204487309smackheads aren't known for sound logic
>>204487345Who is this sorceresses?
>>204487328Are we talking the 13 year old sort of a teenager or the 19 year old sort of teenager
>>204487338women can't rape men mate
>>204487350I accept your concession
>>204487328get an xl bully dog on a chain outside the front door
>>204485415PHWOOOOOOAAARwould inseminate her arse right an' propa
>>204487391How would your answer differ depending on the age of teenager in question?
hmm why are teenage girls randomly attacking my house i moved in to 3 weeks ago?
>>204487395bigot
>>204487030I’m waiting for the David Coote gay sex tapes to come out
>>204487328how do you know they're teenage girls?
just want rorke to be mine
>>204487389pierbi
>>204487423prefer not to say
>>204487309>why would you do something stupid while on cocaine?
>>204487389*sorcerer
>>204486943she gna look hella ugly when shego through puberty
>>204487355
people dont just randomly target your house. you've obviously been exposed as a nonce
bumsex
>>204487458**sorcerey/sorcerem
>>204487456Holy cheb spaff
Laptopberg BSOD while I was looking for new laptops.
>>204487456made to milk python headed mandingo meat poles
nah nah nahwen done rightnuffink beats some battered cod ans propa chippy wippies
>>204487458No no no no no no no this can't be happening
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1731276897545536.webmtranny bros.. orange man is going to "genocide" us
Keir Stalin
>>204487299whats LG
>>204486943Never found things like this that impressive at a young age desu, most kids never get into sports because their parents can't be arsed to get them involved early so there's not actually a huge amount who stick around doing it. Small pool of competition.
>>204487456Hideous tattoos. Hard pass
Make a new this 1's kicked kaput done
>>204487456corr woulsnt mind her batterin my codwiv her mouth and tits>>204487387kek this bint thinks she looks attractive? stupid fucking cow
corrrrr imagine having a daughter
Herr Keir
>>204487552LG Energy Solution Ltd. (LGES; Korean: 주식회사 엘지에너지솔루션) is a battery company headquartered in Seoul, South Korea. LGES is one of the largest battery makers in the world alongside CATL, Panasonic, SK Innovation, and Samsung SDI.[1]
>>204487540British culture?
>>204487552Lesbian gay
>>204487587America sneezes, the world catches the cold. Also, there is no board rule that says a country general has to be about the country you autistic little nonce
>>204487587tranny discord posters are /brit/ culture and we both know it
so... the last /brit/
new>>204487642>>204487642
Mad how Ayrton Senna was dating a 15 year old girl when he was 25.
New>>204487653>>204487653>>204487653
>>204486873The answer is baby spice
