Yoga FLAME EditionPrevious:>>204487392
fish person master race
kids these days on their they/them phones
can someone do me a solid
>>204491818plasma only today sorryu
business idea: kms
Where could i start as an ILLEGAL MIGRANT in the US ?So as a german i get 3 month tourist VISA very easy. So i fly to the US. Eastcoast. And i will just overstay. So im in the US illegaly.What do i do now ?Should i join a christian cult or some rightwinger organisation that helps me or just marry some fat ass black whale from Miami for a passport ?What would be the options for me ?
>>204491937You should stay in your shithole.
>>204491937what if you migrated legally
>Filtered flag /^Germany$/
>>204491937Homme L'Orange is coming. Not a good time to try to be an illegal immigrant
and he is beautiful
>>204491975Germans are too huwhite to do that, they'd be discriminated against
holy shit i am so fucking BORED during the day jesus christ i need something to do while im at home
>>204492013neet?
>>204492021yes looking for work but its not going wellstayed home from gym today and friends dont want to hang outi am literally just existing because the games i have installed dont sound fun and i already ate for the day
erm, im things
>>204491975I cant !?Im not sure.I dont have good job qualifications so i cant apply for a greencard or other visa terms. All i can get is a 3 month tourist visa.>>204491997But is grandpa Frederick was also an illegal immigrant fleeing from military service in Bavaria and selling shovels to starving gold diggers in Alaska. So he must understand and respect my situation.
JonTron won
Might try to learn sign language
Could go for a skrib
GLITTER ON THE WEST STREETSSILVER OVER EVERYTHINGTHE RIVER'S ALL WETYOU'RE ALL CHROMEDRIPPING WITH ALCHEMYSHIVER STOP SHIVERINGTHE GLITTER'S ALL WETYOU'RE ALL CHROMETHE MEN CRY OUT THE GIRLS CRY OUTTHE MEN CRY OUT THE GIRLS CRY OUTTHE MEN CRY OUT, OH NO
Just finished up some drywalling
fun to see an ex /cum/bro somewhere else on this site
>>204492146cool
watching destiny
>>204492147what's gayson up to nowadays
guess i'll go jork my hog and watch a video in bed instead of just r5ing /int/ and /fit/ on repeat
I'm thinking bout starting my Uruguay threads again
>>204492178Playing RuneScape and reading isekai slop it seems.
Jason
>>204492178a bro not jason loli saw him post on a few other boards tho
>MMXXIV>still playing shitscape
orange mans cabinet picks has too many indians
Me irl
Speaking of reading manga might re read the good half of made in abyss againBondrewd is so cool
trying to find that group of kids that were wearing MAGA hats and one of them is morbidly obese in a suit
i mean come on look at him!!!
went shootinghad a good time but I suck at shouldering rifles so it was amusingly the one I was least accurate with
I don't talk to or hang out with weirdos that watch anime. There was this dude at work I would chat with occasionally then one day we left at the same time and he had all these anime girl stickers on his car. Now I avoid him and don't speak to him anymore
>>204492365
how do corporations go about hiring illegal labor
I thought she bought the handcuffs for me to use on her, not the other way around. I'm scared bros
>>204492425illegal labor store
>>204492425illegal migrants submit fake documents, the corporations "forgets" to verify them
>>204492438Fucking a handcuffed/tied girl isn't really fun or hot at all. Might as well use your hand or a fleshlight at that point
fucking a girl in the process of saying "poggers"
>>204492438bro ur supposed to scare the hoes not the other way around
>>204492476I'm just now learning how much of a freak this girl is. We were doing missionary and I was minding my own business in my rhythm and suddenly there was a finger up my butt. I'm not complaining, but she seems really obsessed with my butt. Just the other day she said that she was sad because she would "never experience busting inside" of me.
>>204491750for me, it’s cats and dogs
>>204492523You'll either be pegged or fucked by her male bestiePepper your angus
Say some thing the earliest tiktok e c*leb did casually as if everyone here knows who you talking about
thats hot
>>204492476>Fucking a handcuffed/tied girl isn't really fun or hot at all.most sane person itt
>>204492543Well that former would be a new experience for me, I really don't think the latter is gonna happen though haha.I didn't believe them when they said Hello Kitty girls are freaky but it's ringing true.
IM A STREETWALKIN CHEETAH WITH A HEART FULL OF NAAAYPAAAAAAAALMIM THE RUN A WAY SUN OF A NUCLEAR AAAAAAAYYYY BAAAAAALMI am the worlds forgotten BOY,the one who searchesSEARCHIN TO DESTROY
>>204492578Its the same with ass and feet and piss. I'm sure most of the people who fetishize it never tried it lol. Nothing feels dumber than sucking a toe or licking and asshole and immediately realizing thr gravity of your mistake
have you guys tried shoving things up your ass
>>204492629Jason
>>204492669just your moms tongue
what are american girlfriends like?
>>204492638I mean, I like getting my face sat on sometimes. I think giving foot rubs is pretty hot too, but I wouldn't go for a footjob or anything.
>>204492685I dont know
>>204491603I will meditate and then destroy you
>>204492685Fuck off and kill yourself tranny freak
i want anal sex
>>204492685thats a guy
>>204492048Where did he get those shovels?
>>204492713https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GVbfLGw6tjk&lc=UgjFfrRgzSYyb3gCoAEC
>>204492716I'm very straight
>>204492765Then lose some weight
>>204492629Pure New York attitude
who are some hot trannies
i farted very loud
sex sex
>>204492810Please be spinster
I have so much work to do it's insane.
>>204492685probably like that
>>204492845alas
>>204492772anon it's okay, everything will get better
>>204492848don't do it it's not worth it
suicide?
>>204492863No it won't
Jerked it and napped
if you ever try to let me go
>>204492874I have to otherwise I'm cooked.
wow i was right about the pneumonia but i dont think it would/should lead to better testing. i mean that it could be a good all-round test to do, if children are collapsing (as there are some good reasons for why they would collapse such as fluid in the pleural space)
what game should i play
>>204492952interesting
>>204492979
>>204492979super mario world
>>204492979team fortress 2
>>204492979Deadlock
Boss stopped by to tell me I have to do some bullshit ass cocksucking motherfucking manegerial course that lasts 2 FUCKING MONTHS. Christ God I don't want to do this shit but it's mandatory. Best believe I'm gonna take it out on all my underlings. Don't fuck up. Don't fuck up. I DARE you to fuck up, cuz I'm writin EVERYBODY ass up today. Come to think of it, this is probably why he wants me to take the course
>>204492989never finished it>>204492991nintendo games are overrated >>204492996i have 2k hours on it>>204493003i dont have an invite
>SMW>overrated
>>204493032nintendo games are for children
tfw no gf
>>204493025Go to /vg/ and you can get an invite in less than one minute.
Just took a massive shit.
fat got banned lol
>>204493060dont want to give my steam to 4chan weirdos
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-voter-family-marriage-holidays_n_67321c1ce4b0231a203b1b80
>>204493101based
Cock and ball story
>>204493025Kotor 1 or 2
I NEED to get a white wife in Vermont to dilute these mother fucking shameful Ãndio genes god why were the Portuguese so fucking retarded >mmm let me fuck da nativesfuck you bitch now we have a nation of mongreloids and our only hope is diluting this sin, inevitably bringing others to our level
>>204492748lel
>>204493043all video games are for children. CoD's primary audience is preteens
BRAZILLIA RIO PHONK emoji emoji emoji emoji RONADLO FUTBOL !! RONALDO RONADLOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
>>204493101Jesus fucking christ dude
>>204493111Very based, I love when my enemies make everyone hate them
>>204493124are preteens*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQcOFGosD8Q
>>204493124no its not, they play fortnite these days
is this poo stchiesty
I wish my family would excommunicate me during the holidays
>>204493168alri, chump
>>204493177those kids can vote now
>>204493101Why do we let women get away with literally everything This is so pathetic but she gets a pass because ???
Just wished my dad a happy birthday
>>204493199:)
people in america have always been so schizophrenic? on /x/ and various social media there are a lot of people claiming that a certain politician is christ or the devil and how it's the end of the world in 2 weeks.
>>204493177i only hear grown men on mics
that was a pretty good song i guess it was as good as those songs can be
>>204493218Its been going on as long as i can remember for the last 20+ yearsProbably several decades earlier too
>>204493221I bet you think there are really women in /cum/, too
i paid for them titties get your ooown
>>204493243shut up schizopoo
>>204493008yeah you sound awful and awful job
>>204493259
gn cummers, gn pepsidawg gn leafretriever
our new schizo is fucking retarded, but at least he's a seething, angry freak and you can goad him into sperging out easily, provides 5m of entertainment
>>204493278i'm gonna leave you alone so you don't sperg and spam the thread for 3 days again
>>204493238is something I would expect from the people of the third world not the current world empire, but I guess at the end of the day we are all just people.
>>204493323no idea who youre talking about
how long does a gram of cocaine and crystal keeps inside your system? I have some toxicologic tests next week. Also, is nicotine considered a drug?
>>204493218orange man is the anti christ. give this a read its creepyhttps://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/
Be honest broswould you still do Tifanny ?She is 53 years old now... i mean if you close your eyes and do it from behind... it could be a nice experiencehttps://youtu.be/w6Q3mHyzn78?si=0JITFOFPgUaHMefH
>mexican intelligence
>>204493356I've never had zyn minis kinda want to try that now
>>204493400My wife just bought it for me to try to calm down my nerves, shit is like smoking a cigar. Is that a thing in your country?
>>204493221yeah I only heard kids like once or twice. one was great cause he'd flip shit when you killed him, and he sucked so
>>204493333just replying because you got holy numbers, and as a witchcraft practitioner that shit is pretty real, not sure why you wouldn't believe in the occult .. pic related are my protection talismans >>204493356
>>204493439yeah I mean idk if I'd compare it to smoking a cigar but they do calm you down a bit. be careful if you're not a nicotine addict though cause it's like any type of tobacco, will get you hooked
>>204493359everyone here should read this!!!!
>>204493375I would, plus older women just want to smash it. From time to time I get an old hag as they are always really horny
Where the sun goed?
>>204493542shant
i hate daylight savings so much
more like the GAYCERS ayyyyyyy
>>204493509ok, what about the toxicologic tests? would it still show up that I consumed crystal?
HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO FILTER THIS SHIT
>>204493665Good morning sir
i just found out my nice neighbor shot himself :( that or his wife did it but she doesnt seem to have been arrested
>>204493665you're filtering at the wrong place/\/(DALLE|Dall-e)\//iall u need probs
>>204493665where are you seeing these
I'm canadian
>>204493751/v/
im floridian
>>204493733Like on accident?
im a michigander
>>204493508gross
where 2 cop
>>204493918i'm assuming notthe cop didn't say much just that the wife was okay and in the house but the guy had died of a gunshoti asked if she shot him and he just said "she's fine that's all i can say"maybe there's an investigation but i assume it was an obvious suicidei'll probably avoid her now anyways
>>204493947our wingies fucking SUCK
>>204493954aliexpress, probably
>>204493963If she's sad though and you start avoiding her she'll get even more sad.
im lonely
>>204494035i don't actually know if she shot him or not yet and i think it'd be inappropriate to stop in and check on her and be like "omg im so sorry what happened whyd he fucking shoot himself" an hour after the ambulance left
I am so lonely*on a chimpmunk voice*
>>204494052you can talk to this dick
>>204493751>>204493879there are ai generals everywhere and they are full of indians, it's not a lie.
dudes stay rocking
>>204494052:( sry
>>204494062You scared she'll shoot you?
anyone want to skribble
>>204494084yeah maybei mean i could shoot her too but i'd rather not like, deal with a crazy potential murderer old lady neighborwomen are scary especially childless ones>>204494123ok
>>204494123Ye itll keep me from going buy snacks
>>204494128>i mean i could shoot her tooYeah that's what I was leading to. I was gonna say just be quick draw mcgraw with your own gun because as an American you should have one and if you don't you're basically a yuropeen.
today Türkiye cut all ties to IsraelWhy?
>>204494123>>204494128>>204494136https://skribbl.io/?MKCGyYSk
>>204494146i don't want to shoot a little old dog mom but i'm going to avoid that house until i find out if she did shoot him or not
>>204494159They're jealous of their genocide, turkey wants to be the best genocide country
>>204494159BALKANized
>>2044941781 more plz join
Skribbl had mandatory ads on mobile wtf
Skribbl toilet
Was watching some competitive gaming videos and can't believe how puny some of these guys can be. How can you be an adult caucasian man and be like 95 lbs?
>>204494275Dont have to get up to shit if you dont eat
>>204494275The gamers with 5" wrists and s shaped spines are funny
>>204494275I think I hit 95 lbs in like 5th grade or summin
make my bub bubs bounce
>>204494328
>>204494275>adult caucasian man and be like 95 lbsnot everyone has to weigh 300lbs.
>>204492228Kash Patel is based af. He gets a pass
Accidentally followed like 150 people on bl*esky
>>204494275easy>be 5'2">game all the time>eat two cup ramens a day
>>204494359so you're following everybody on there lmao??
>>204494342saved
Happy 4:20!!!!
Trump better be careful and conservative with these appointments or he might not get reelected
>>204494356He isn't in the cabinet unfortunately
We will have a blue century after the big orange bully gets his second term we got this demsisters
>>204494387i dress exactly like the guy on the left yikes
>>204494387this random instathot is stronger than either of those two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BXlh_CwJqE
>>204494468this is the closest living relative to the elephant btw
>>204494461back to /pol/
can i make brownies if i only have white sugar and no brown sugar
>>204494461she has nothing on UMRsan
what's it like to be a man weaker than the average woman?
Now that Donnie.T is President will the US will finally allow white europeans to move to the US or will the US just import Indians, CHINA , Africans, Latinos and Arabs ?
>>204494532yes, most brownies don't have brown sugar anyways
>>204494532nope i wont allow it
>>204491603today is the first day of the rest of your life in blimp's america
>>204494549you as well, back to /pol/
https://youtu.be/n5hBtw-3Wjgofficial thread theme
>>204494587back to /v/ and /a/
>>204493875do you have a BA in psychology
>>204494577i fuckin love blimpies
dum messican gimmick
>>204494606Shut up bitch
oh, you wanted white people? here's a bunch of indians and jews instead
remember MGMT - youre not alone ??
cunny has no color
>>204494387link to rights forearm routine?
it's ridiculous that janny is forcing us to write in code now. this board has been /b/ with flags since it was gutted to make /his/. there is no topic here, you nigger!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bLYswnD8yk
They saw my cursive and all left.
>>204494747toxic lobby
>>204494587HE'D RATHER HAAAAAAAAAAAVEA BUFFALOOOOOOOOOOOTAKE A DIARREHA DUMP IN HIS EARHE'D RATHER HAAAAAAAAAAVETHE ROTTENASSHOOOOOOOOLEOF A ROADKILL SKUNK AND DOWN IT WITH BEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR
>>204494387If you want to win in fighting games you must become the same size and shape as an average Japanese man.
And Moot made /pol/ from /new/'s right rib. And Hiroshima made his from /int/'s brain.
>>204494703jerk off to completion 3 times a day
>>204494755Emjoy sushi
>>204494789but the king of fighting games is an autistic huwhite man
>>204494809i will thanks gonna have my lemon pepper chicken after
dream police
>>204494719meh, at least its new
not listening to that spooky vocoded sample
Unable to sleep.
>>204494853watch hockey with me fren
Eat poop sleep
>>204494715>/his/ exists>/bant/ exists>/trv/ existsI think they just want the ad revenue>go any non-english thread>it's literally /b/ in [insert language]>go to /cum/ literally gets shit on for posting the same shit ESLs post in their own cunts thread and the ESLs shit nonsense in here all the timeThey hate us, they really just do. We are the most oppressed posters in the world. Even the racists and schizos get their own boards
>>204494872SHIT games, gary
>>204494872Hockey makes no sense though.
not handsome not smartnot talented not creative not tallnot charming not friendlynot nicenot competent not interesting not strongnot hardworkingnot brave not loyal my life has zero purpose i should kill myself NOW!
The first post I ever made on /news/ was asking a Turk if he was Byzantine or Central Asian. Even then you could see the signs that I would be a promising race scientist.
/his/ is the most worthless board imaginable
>>204494893????Hit puck with stick, try to hit puck into net.What doesn't make sense?
>>204494895most of those things are skills that take practice
rerun skribbl im off my phone now
repeat
>>204494914i'm done for tonight you guys will have to run it without me
I feel bad that I'm missing this current flare-up of /cum/ skribbls because I'm so busy with studying and then I just watch movies when I'm not studying
>>204494911not diligent. shan't be practicing anything
>>204494904kicked pucksgoalie interferencethe trap
It's so funny how American Indians are civilized and based and desperately want to pull the ladder up behind them, but other countries get the street shitters
>>204494900
>>204494954cut the crap ranjeep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjSpQa6YML4>Girl!>I wanna take you to a gay bar>I wanna take you to a gay bar>I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar>Let's start a war, start a nuclear war>At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar>Wow!>At the gay bar>Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?>I wanna spend all your money>At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar>I've got something to put in you>I've got something to put in you>I've got something to put in you>At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar>Wow!>You're a superstar, at the gay bar>You're a superstar, at the gay bar>Yeah! you're a superstar, at the gay bar>You're a superstar, at the gay barSuperstar>Super, super, superstar
>>204494954most obvious jeet post i have ever seen
>>204494895now imagine being all of that but the hypocritical jew god sent you to a trailer trash family and squandered it all
dont forget the reason for the season! (its the earths orbital axis as it tilts around the sun)
>>204494954Uh, idk about that recently indian migrants are absolute street shitters and theyre the ones handling your food in most cases
>>204494972You sound really fun to fuck in the ass
>>204494904They just ram into each other and other things like the entire goal post literally moving if you ram into the goalie and he rams into it before someone throwing their gloves on the ice while looking at you indicating that you did something wrong (nobody knows what) and that it's time for a fade with said fade being grabbing the jersey with your left hand and hitting his helmet with your right hand repeatedly while everyone is watching and then you hear glass shatter and a woman yelling "way to go Karl".
>Girl!>I wanna take you to a gay bar>I wanna take you to a gay bar>I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar>Let's start a war, start a nuclear war>At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar>Wow!>At the gay bar>Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?>I wanna spend all your money>At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar>I've got something to put in you>I've got something to put in you>I've got something to put in you>At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar>Wow!>You're a superstar, at the gay bar>You're a superstar, at the gay bar>Yeah! you're a superstar, at the gay bar>You're a superstar, at the gay barSuperstar>Super, super, superstar
It's almost 1 am in Britain and this loser is still here. I just got home from work and when I left for work this faggot was already on here posting. There's something wrong with this fag, man. Like serious disorders going on, no bullshit
gonna go to walmart
>>204494992first day on /cum/?
>>204494275I weigh that but I'm also 5'1"
put the rat in the psych ward and free my nigga mihai from the ward.
>>204494983thats because it wasnt me that wrote it...
>>204494954I work in the trucking industry and there are millions of street shitters
>>204494992Yes, we all know. What's crazy is he is NOT the most mentally ill /cum/ poster of all time.Definitely top 3 though
It's almost 3 AM in Bulgaria and I'm still here although I'm not a loser.
>>204494995last time i went to walmart i was the only white person in the store there was nothing but jeets blacks and hispanics
and what do you work on there? industry?
>>204495014>Posts loser shit>"I'm not a loser"In a more civilized age you'd be a sex slave for someone with a LOT of frustration
>>204495014Are you a NEET?
>>204495020that's fucking grimthey all need to go back
i wonder what he smells like
>>204495017what's the video so i can mock him
>>204495017literally 3 terms
>>204495032If this was 350 years ago he'd be a sex slave for some gay Ottoman prince
He smells like pizza and farts, satisfied?
mm yu
where is this 3 terms meme coming from?
>>204495036No. I have work in 4 hours. I haven't been able to sleep for weeks.>>204495032Man shut your gay ass up.
faggots be wildin out rn
>>2044950643 scoops3 terms
tonight I honor the great ernest hemingway, by intaking a ludicrous amount of alcohol
>>204495058why does he smell like that
>>204495064from me, i created it
Like, legally, how does being a NEET work? You get such heavy fines for not having health insurance and you don't make an income. Like, what does that look like?
>>204495064
>>204495091I use MediCal, all my clinic visits and prescriptions are free. Eating into my savings bigly tho, really wish I had a job
>>204495091the whole point of obummercare is providing health insurance to neets. of course they're not fined, they get free insurance
>>204495091what are you talking about, i never got a fine for anything
Obama
>>204495091>you get fined for not having health insurance
>>204495083I think he was a writer, never read him tho
>>204495112i don't think the tentacles of govt will loosen themselves and allow this to happen
>>204495149>he never read the classics
gn cummers of the mono'
>>204495151i don't either but that's where it comes from
>>204495091>You get such heavy fines for not having health insurancewhat?what the fuck are you talking about?
>>204495149
>>204495179
the monolith
>>204495091in my state you can get medicaid. that might change though if balumpa reduces medcaid funding as non-disabled adults will be the first to lose their insurance.
>>204495203theoretically if you don't pay for insurance, then the IRS is supposed to fine you on your taxes, but I don't think they ever really implemented it
>>204495222why would you file your taxes if you don't have income?
i really really really really really really really hope i see him again
>>204495234well if you don't have any income, you get free health insurance (the entire point of obamacare is insurance for neets and poors) so this only applies to the middle class and up.
>>204495040its never going to happen this country is over if things get worse i hope i will be able to flee to europe
>>204495179>>204495211Have you ever considered that most voters are retarded and were just reacting to COVID?
i did not like hills like white elephants
da stold elechsins
>>204495259i have not offered an opinioni was just answering that guy where the 3 terms thing came from
no more snacks tnim going to balloon
only hemingway story i remember is the one about the kid who wanted to get castrated to curb his impure the thoughts
diabeetus
>>204495274tell me about general grievous
>be neet>join military because nothing would hire me>leave military with gibs>become the hobo kingStop watching porn.
>>204495276What school did you go to? Never read Fareware to Arms in History class? Never read his short stories for English class?
>>204495296i'm too old for that now
A Farewell to Arms is one of my all-time favourite books.
make the new
i have to confess, i didn't read the book. i just did the program
make laws and taxes
>>204495302i didn't go to school. i read all his short stories that's just the only one i remember
i don't think i have ever heard stories of a lot of people being barred from voting because they were removed from voter rolls without their knowledge. makes me think it was never a problem
>>204495344>>204495344>>204495344>>204495344
NEW BREAD>>204495334>>204495334>>204495334NEW BREAD
Oh no... she's not going to be happy about this...
