three little piggies editionold >>204491603
FUCK
Dark souls 2 is good
tfw no gf need to clean up my house and have someone in it
i think trannies who arent annoying are ok if theyre pretty
Protip: NEVER cut your son's penis like the desert cult faggots do, as the dick literally loses A WHOLE INCH in size AT MINIMUM due to impaired veins and the like that are lost during circumcision.
>>204495344Shut the fuck up bitch
In the US you get fined for not having a gf.
watching basketball but theres aids commercials on TV, is this the fucking 90s or what>HAS NOT BEEN TESTED IN PEOPLE ASSIGNED FEMALE AT BIRTH
>>204495354
>>204495358kill yourself sperglord
in the US your baby gets circumcised without your perission and you cant sue for it, you also get arrested if you refuse the circumcision
>>204495377>>204495366>>204495355>>204495344
ketamine cuddles
>>204495383No you dont
>>204495374
trannies only get rights if they pass, sorry.hons shuold be shot
>>204495347>>204495334You fucked up.
>>204495400pov mental asylum pov seeeeeex
>>204495397https://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/may/24/florida-woman-son-circumcision-freed-jail
>>204495400uhh anon do you have the full pic of that perhaps...
gnocchi for din din
>>204495355>as the dick literally loses A WHOLE INCH in size AT MINIMUMThere's no way this is true, right? it's gotta be fakeI'd have a 7.5" dick if I had another inch...
sex sex
>>204495436actually not sex love and care more like
>>204495414bumping this
>>204495383Liar
Don't reply to or engage with mousenonce
kinda bored
>>204495364socially fined and being called an incel
my nose hairs are getting so long, they look like eyelashes.
>>204495413She went to jail for contempt of court, not for preventing her sons circumcision
>>204495479I have the flag completely filtered
>>204495397you cannot consent when you are borned
>>204495496Meee tooo. My barber even trims them (along with my unibrow) when I get a haircut/shave.
>>204495506No of course you can't, but he was talking about the parents
>>204495486that's literally me
hi /cum/ these are 2 of my favorite movies and im really glad i bought these versions at walmart last yr i like the covers a lotthanks for coming to my blog
momberg said no dinner tonight but she did buy me chocolate pretzels
>>204495486If this is what women are wearing these days, then I don't want one.
>>204495517oh, I thought I was talking about newborns>alsolistening to take me to churchhttps://radio.garden/listen/miled-radio-puerto-vallarta-97-5-fm/OHTF0mP6
my state's plan is that when the orange man deports mexicans, it is to give them low-paying factory jobs.
>>204495521American psycho is amazing
>>204495521HRT core
Its too late to appologizeI need to double down
>>204495521I have posters for robocop and the original Gojira movie, hoping to pick up this someday
booba sexo
>>204495539umm honestly that's a good plan
>>204495539i love that for you
>>204495545based monster>>204495551very cool anoni have an end of evangelion poster and a devilman crybaby wallscroll
Babies are lazy fucking freeloaders. Grow up and get a job, cunt.
>>204495521>American psycho uncut versionIs there a version for circumcised people?
tfw no gf that looks at me like that
>>204495536Similar vibeshttps://youtu.be/4A_tSyJBsRQ?si=F7EsMTqLcHWAgy_X
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAsHVwl-MU4I PUT MY HAND ONNA STOOOooooooOOOOVEto see if I still FEEEEEEEEEELAND NOTHING HURTS ANYMOOOOOORE
>>204495509>>204495509>>204495496pluck them out with your fingers, I love doing that. I could buy a machine to do that, but that keeps my hands busy
Guys. Sonic is good again. I think we're going to be okay.
they have such little arms
>>204495588Did a new game come out?
>>204495586I used to do that but I realized it's a dirty thing to do.
sonic hasnt been good since the genesis games
>>204495557>>204495558yeah it surprises me that they thought of that while the central government is falling apart the local government plans to make a mega city with the orange man's deported people.
UK Financial Institution startup about to offer me a remote tech support job. Finally made it after one month of job seeking. So I'm feeling genereous, what would you guys like as a gift?
>>204495598Sonic and Shadow Generations.
big elon musk drop https://thebarchive.com/data/b/image/1731/54/1731540809701368.pnghttps://thebarchive.com/data/b/image/1731/54/1731540809701368.png
God knew Natalie Portman would be too powerful if he gave her tits.
>>204495600I don't do it in public spaces, just at my home. And why would it be dirty?
>>204495621peruvian gf
>>204495621
i need to get Mercy from Overwatch pregnant
>>204495666this but tracer
>>204495645>not even Elon is safe from the woke pronoun mind virus
My local news did an interview with illegals because of the deportations and one guy has been here for 10 years speaks no english and sits at home depot the parking lot looking for work. Why exactly do we need these people in our country?
>>204495572lol
jason tier image
>>204495650honestly she was hot as fuck in that tight white bodysuit thing in StarWars
do you have the fullsize image UwU
archive.moe is so fucking slow i just wanna find something from a few years back>>204495680because uhh we genocided injuns or something
anyone interested in offering me employment
>>204495680>10 years speaks no englishI don't understand how the fuck that happens, I learned english in less than two years watching shitty movies on the internet when I was a kid.
>>204495660hmmmm... is not expensive>>204495659cute but can't do human trafficking
>>204495701I hear there's great jobs in mexico right now
>>204495680so businesses can pay less for workers and fire them whenever they like
>>204495701are you interested in working in a steel mill in mexico?
>>204495719This guy gets it
i hope he comes and sees me. we can make a date out of walking in the woods for 5 minutes
>>204495693>find post from 2019 with pape i want>its not actually archived i cant bring the image upso saddespacito
>>204495703you aren't sending your best
>>204495680>Why exactly do we need these people in our country?So bilingual contractors can have them build a sunroom for my family's home for cheap. They also did the landscaping. God I love Mexicans.
>>204495701can you play batucada? ( drums playing hard ) we love that shit at the clubshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPgHA8EW6Go
>>204495719I love how leftoids say they are for working class people but are in favor of opening our borders for competition who will undercut our pay
>>204495680arent you legally not illegal anymore if you're been in there for 4 years or something
>>204495782no of course not that's stupid
tfw no >come home from a 6 hour nursing shift and your gf is just sat here like this when you come home
>>204495703i saw a documentary of illegal migrant workers employed by dairy farms in the northeast usa.20 years. not a single bit of englishmy sympathy dried up that daysince then, i've learned this is the typical case for all migrants, legal or illegal, who have enclave communities. the chinese students and faculty at every university i've gone to don't try to learn english more than enough to navigate google translate
>>204495774the left went in full meltdown mode after the you know what saying they cant wait for mexicans and illegals(because all latinos are illegal of course) to be deported for voting for you know who
>>204495774leftoids actually HATE the working class and always have. everything they do is to harm the working class.this applies even when the libtard is poor himself*
>>204495763One of my stupid cousins was carrying cement bags on a plywood roof. Nough said.
>>204495782SQUATTERS RIGHTS!!!!!! America edition. citizenship edition (can never be deported now)
>>204495790>6 hour nursing shiftWho the fuck is only working for six hour shifts?
ok, but why doesn't anyone punish people who hire illegals?
>>204495685yup. in v for vendetta as well.
>>204495809i dont know im only copying...
>tfw you fight for higher wages, unions and basic workers comp because you hate the working class
>>204495797>20 years. not a single bit of englishjesus and how the hell do you live in a country you don't understand? I genuinely don't get it
i bet he looks like an otter with his clothes off
>>204495815because noone is illegal and not hiring minorities is heckin racist
>>204495829While championing scabs to come in and work for less so big business gets richer.
>>204495829>tfw throw it all away because borders are racist or something
Post some stupid shit
>>204495829Boomers be like>Waaah I don't want to retire I'm bored not workingCOLLECT THE SS CHECKS DUMBASS! SPEND TIME WITH YOUR FUCKING FAMILY YOU DECAYING FUCK!
>>204495844just ask for the papers to hire them, nobody asks for papers in USA ? like id and home address.
says the central bank"we fucked up last time and now we cant say we want more, so we think the number will go down" so-says the centratl bank
>>204495829>we do all these performative things that ackshually have no effect on wages because we need brown people to stick it to the chudskis
>>204495845>carnegie>rockefeller>vanderbilt>liberal
i WILL more to the united states and i WILL work for less than you, you WILL be out of a job
>>204495787my sister did college illegally, worked as a maid for 10 years and got her citizenshipHer husband created a lawnscaping business, paid taxes and after 20 years he is still illegalcrazy how the system works
>>204495856I love Ash Wednesday because it tells you two things>Who's Catholic>How long it takes those Catholics to take a shower
>>204495868you will more what
that fact that salt exists proves the existence of god
>>204495881move*
>>204495885The fact that microphones exist prove that god doesn't exist
>>204495863pre 19...60's(?) unions were a lot stronger, its how the progressive movement got out from under the railroad and monopolies of the early 20th century. After women and blacks took over while the huwhite men were at war, they started to crumble and the ((()))'s started using race to divide them so they wouldnt collectivize
tfw no one
>>204495867nigga are you confused what century it is or something? dumbass nigga
>saw some pictures of her in a folder while looking for a wallpaperaahfuck
goodnight. gn alone hopefully for not too long ^.^
die in your sleep
>>204495900well that's great and all but it's the CURRENT YEAR not pre-1960 which might as well be a completely different country
isn't it weird that kissing is just sucking on each others lips
Pajeet food is so overrated. Every time I get it, I always wish I had gotten Mexican
>>204495917Kiss cute tranny
>>204495914youre the one talking about scabs, retardhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludlow_Massacre
>>204495940I only get it because there's a lot of good vegetarian options and my local Chinese place is closed on Fridays for some fucking reason.
modded 360 camecurrently acquiring vidya
>>204495939well, it depends, sucking each other's lips it just means you are kind of in love. Sucking each other tongues just means you want to have mad max sex. Just kissing with no sucking involved, and kissing the cheeks, forehead, nose. That means you are married
>>204495957damn nigga u autistic as fuck if you can't figure out the context lmao
i would still want him if he smelt like pizza
>>204495966nigga literally every single one of thsoe games have pc ports
>>204495350>>204495350>>204495350based and common argenzuela W
Ghislaine Maxwell is gonna get a presidential pardon. Screenshot this.
>>204495978Saints Row 1 doesn't but JSR is better on 360 and Lollipop Chainsaw is a remasterin conclusion suck my nuts
>youre autistic if you took what I was talking about literally and focus on one of the most infamous scab riots in us history
>>204495937>>204495950you loove me (when fat isnt up to his antics, and even then), i have acceptance, and you are my friends^.^
>>204495966can you get me the asuras wrath dlc i have the game but the 360 store is dead
>>204496004as long as ur qt and girly
>>204496002Yes.
>>204495993zero chance. Everyone wants that list
>>204495966cant think of a single 360 game i want to play, i do want a ps3 THOUGH
>>204496005myrientI dunno how to do it on a regular 360 though
>yes
Reggie is the official /cum/ mascot
>>204496026>i do want a ps3 THOUGHI bought one of those as well a bit agosoftmodding it is really easy and there's a way to download games directly to the console but the download speed is shitLBP was the first game I played on it lol
Just Won a Debate with an autistic leftist faggot
>>204496026LBP was my jamI fondly remember playing MP with my neighbors and smacking each other off the controller when we were in between levels
>>204496019It's gonna get published more redacted than a Canadian FOIA request
>>204496040kill yourself
Just Won a Debate with an autistic rightoid chud
>>204496051very sorry to hear thats how you spent your wednesday night
>>204495961Why are you a vegetarian
>>204496051>ignore these scab riots, they dont count, only my extremely small criteria matters
>>204495856see>>204495867
ICE ICEB A B Yhttps://youtu.be/ryvHj2z-0BM?si=oGpZs58YHktbT41_
>>204495803>break the roof>get hired to fix the roof>break something else in the processYour cousin might be a genius
>>204496071Don't worry I won in 5 minutes
should I crack open my beer or just drink wine
>>204496049what color ps3 did you get? If i buy a ps3 again im going to get silver >>204496052i wish i could go back to 2008 this game was pure soul
>>204496110drink orange juice
>>204496094what if he broke his leg though
>>204496110you should give me all your beer right now
>>204496090>1991the 80s never died, just wasn't enough for Sony. Sounds like it brings lots of memories
>>204496122how the fuck am I gonna get drunk off orange juice
CUMUMM
>>204496110If the bottle is already open, then wine
>>204496125
>>204496131the point is you shouldn't get drunk cause you're already an annoying sperg and that makes you even worse.
>>204496150its not
>>204496170https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U18EuNN2D0
>>204496118just a regular black slimps3s run pretty cheap, there's silver ones online for $40-50 if you don't mind hunting cords down yourself
>>204496123that and the back and some ribs and some skull fractures...and I don't really know what else
>>204496191ps3 doesnt use any special proprietary cords its just a regular dc cable and hdmi
>>204496205>dc cablethat's what I mean
>>204496218not really much of a hunt innit you can buy one literally anywhere that has electronics
>>204496197why was he carrying concrete on a roof anyways. typically concrete goes in the dirt
>>204496243I don't know man I'm not a cable nerd
>>204495397a lot of hospitals do it if you don't say otherwise
>>204496244why would I know? not sure if it was concrete or some other material, I'm not a construction worker. Anyways shit happens so he now sells elotes outside of his house
knock knock knocking on heavens door
A smile would be nice
>>204496316some things to smile about in my life
>>204496316I've had a big wide smile since last Tuesday
>>204496172If you're having less than 4 drinks, then beer. If you're having 4 or more, finish the wine.
>>204496313trying to figure out which track is that without using google or ai
tfw
I am nice
>>204496339i dont know either hehe
>>204496337well I wanna get drunk, I dont know how many thatll take
Little did I know this thread would be a creature feature.. featuring... the creature
>>204496352keked, I love music
>>204496075I just get grossed out by meat to be honest. It's very salty, has a chewy texture, and factory farms are in general very unclean. Vegetables can be washed of any dirt and fertilizers, but meat comes from animals that marinaded in their own shit for months.
>>204496269idk I figured you might have talked with him about it
niggas be like"this meat too tasty"
feelin like movie time but dunno what to watch
>>204496396the pesticides are in the skinsnothing is safe
id fuck the absolute shit out of this short hair girl in the carfax commercial
>>204496430Good thing those things kill stupid fucking bugs and only have rudimentary effects on humans.
>europoors
the problem with pirating, specially with newer game is that the game is always updating and i'm stuck with an update from weeks or months ago
>>204496458thats even cheaper than the costcodog, thoughever
>>204496396No it doesn't. Honestly the grossest factories are poultry, but mostly because fresh poultry smells pretty bad and of all the blood
>>204496491is it cheaper than a double chunk chocolate cookie?
ALL I GOT TO DOIS TO LOVE YOUALL I GOT TO BE IS ABE HAPPYALL IT'S GOT TO TAKEIS SOMEONE TO MAKE ITBLOW AWAY BLOW AWAYBLOW AWAY
>>204496509BOOOOOOOOM
>>204496458>2€>complaindo you want to get food for free ?in the US you pay 20 dollars for a Bratwurst and 10€ extra for mustard and taxes and tipps
>>204496510Loving you is so easy cause your beautifulMakin love with you is all i wanna do Lovin you is more than a dream come true And everything i do is out of lovin you do do doo ooohhh
The maintenance light on my rav4 is on but when I google it all the results just tell me to reset it and not anything about any potential underlying issues
>>204496542is that a pretty standard sausage cause it doesn't look great
decided to crack open the wine
>>204496554You just know a black baby is on board
>>204496505in all of us there is an apu waiting to come out
Acquaintancebergs are inviting me to a Christmas party
>>204496584cheers
>>204496555i dont even know what country this is frombut in Germany the Bratwurst is inside a Brötchen / bread and it starts at 2.50€ which is very cheap but normally you pay around 3.50€
>>204496554>reset it and not anything about any potential underlying issuesThere probably isn't an underlying issue unless it's not a toyota
woe is me, I have to go to a social gathering and make friendsSTFU
>>204496624>make friendsThat's not how these things go
>>204496624true, i hate those
>>204496491is it though cause I don't see a bun or a drink included
>>204496602
>>204496652white women be doing crazy shit with animals
>>204496643pretty sure the drink is extra
>>204496688not at costco...
in the market for a new used automobile
>>204496698https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5SmUNYF-c8
spicy bloody maryshot of vodkasugar free red bulland an apple
>>204496698i got a 96 corolla if you want
want to see a fun trick you can do with stats if you understand demographics?
>>204496698
>>204496746not really, don't quite care
>>204496746>texas>whiter than Californiais this a joke?
>>204496710what kind of condition is it in. i'm prepared to offer 10,000 brazilian reals
owwwwIve barely had any wine and my tummy hurts. This is just like the one beer I had yesterday
>>204496774California - 35% whiteTexas - 40% white
need cute gf to travel to foreign countries and dress in local costumes inwe are gonna go to a sakura festival in kimono and stick out like sore thumbs:)
>>204496554When did you last get your oil changed? Service lights are often just something like that, but they have started diversifying them of late because "check engine" is exceptionally vague and unhelpful. If it's actually a check engine light, best thing to do is reset it and see if it comes back. Sometimes the car will get some kind of hiccup that trips the sensor, and even if it was only a momentary issue the light will stay on until it's reset. If it does come back, best read the codes
>>204496774>texas is only 39% white wtf i thought it was 50
>>204496789i don't fucking know anything about cars, it gets a check up like every year though and it's fine
cum con sex
>>204496746Based Wyoming.
>>204496826tons of hispanics
maybe I'll remember labels this time
>>204496832You are what she needs
>>204496832**6'5 millionaire square jawed boy who is nice to her
>>204496832this was literally my last relationship>>204496867unfortunately, you are what she needs right now. appreciate it while it lasts>>204496876this is cope
>>204496876pathetic response
>>204496862i didnt know it was that bad
>>204496881>this is copetrue she doesn't care if he's nice
>>204496396And yet, we've managed to safely consume cooked meat, but vegetables have to get recalled all the time because of bacteria outbreaks.
>Trump won Miami-Dade by 11 points
>>204496921MY dolphins voted for him :)
>>204496921they hate communists pinche cabron
ozempic is a human right
>>204496933Just eat less and lift porky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMZi25Pq3T8
Petting doggo
>Orange man picked a Fox News host who's never ran a large organization in his life to be Defense Secretary This is pants-on-head retarded and the senate would be wise to not let it happen.
cold as shit
>>204496933>just shy of $1k/monthyikes
>>204496958>Defense SecretaryWhat's that?
>>204496958he’s just gonna pack every position with his yes men so his power can go unchecked
>>204496978He is the leader of the military. Or at least the second highest leader underneath the president. NOT a position you want some inexperienced twat to have
Ima pack ur moms ass with my semen
>>204496812probably 3-4000 miles ago but I used synthetic oil so I wait until at least around 5k to change it
>>204497000lollmao evenHow hard was he dick riding before? I'm no expert, but even I know that's a terrible idea.
Shut up about polishits
California is a turd world shithole
>>204496958
bluesky is kinda fun just because they're retarded also it's filled with furry porn
>>204497026(not true, by the way)
>>204497039is it hard being retarded or does it just come to you effortlessly
>>204497045Lots of turd world shitholes have luxury resorts for the richies.
>>204497026t. State with a shitty power grid.
>>204497020Dickriding for 8 years, of course.He's anti-woke and yes man. That's why he was picked. He has no knowledge on the intricacies of running such a massive and powerful bureaucracy. This is what people were talking about when they said Trump is a threat to global security.It'll be up to the senate to prevent this from happening.
>>204497056trump won
>>20449706480iq moment
blah blah blah blaaaah
>>204497078rough 4 years ahead for you
>>204497045*catches on fire*>>204497061California is so shit they have to brag about being better than Texas lmao what's next Louisiana?
>>204497061nigga WE have a shitty power grid>>204497085this year was unironically pretty good in the way of fires, nothing major besides the one in the santa ana mountains
Every government position requires that you blame the person you replaced and unfuck their shit while fucking something else up and pretending everything is great when you leave so the next person can do the same thing.
>>204497062So will he help dismantle the MIC or just be incompetent?
Huh that's VERY interesting...
>>204497079
>>204497084rough life ahead for you it must be hard having problems but not the capacity to understand or rationalize them
>>204497116Noooo where will I buy my shitty gifts from Shein and Teemu now?
bros... should I sell my DOGE and Shiba?
haven't left the house in weeks
>>204497117Ew
My farts have been so stinky today. wtf did I eat?
>>204497142no u should double down till buttcoin hits the big hundy k
>>204497135133 on Stanford-Binet hbu
>>204497143Are you the guy who said he's too ugly to leave the house?
>>204497106Who knows.I'll turn around completely and become a fan if he starts revealing national secrets on UAPs
>>204497159what does BTC have to do with my doge and shiba
>>204497147poopy?
new>>204497180>>204497180>>204497180
>>204497176I shit a few hours ago, and there's nothing left to poop.
>>204497163lol
>>204497166no, i might be that ugly but that's not why
Talk about literally anything else pls
Lifted again after like 9 days offFeels good bros
>>204497174crypto markets tend to rise and fall together, duh
>>204497246the meme coins just spike randomly based on what pump and dump scheme is happening at that moment
>>204497273unironically this, its a fucking stupid currency with no rhyme or reason
>>204497019Did you change it yourself? Newer vehicles will estimate oil life based on driving conditions and give you a light when it reaches whatever it concluded.
>>204497351no and its not a newer vehicle
>>204495916sorry anon, happens to the best of us
>>204496313HEY, HEY, HEYEYEYEA
