I've abandoned my child edition previous >>204495344
Why are liberals such midwits?
Hrm not sure how to be happy today
cant wait until i have a job and buy junk food everyday
>>204497206they're brainwashed and full of parasites, so they can no longer weigh two options
https://youtu.be/ssmX1OIMGmA
California as a whole sucks.
>>204497262woke shithole state
>>204497262Soon, NCR bros.
>>204497294Don't forget the brand new +$2 for gas.
>>204497298kys
here's your reminder that Southern Californians are the worst people in world history.
>>204497298This is the dumbest map I've ever seen, pretty good troll by some faggot in san francisco
Yap about ANYTHING else besides politics and californiaPLEASE
>>204497298>Ave true to Caesar!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAIQ68snVMw
>>204497322california is POWERFUL
Biden voted for Trump
>>204497309?
Honk shoo honk shoo mimimimimimi
>>204497338this is something my gf would say
>>204497331San Bernardino. don't act like you don't know.
>>204497343Your right hand talks?
>>204497343you're an incel tho
>>204497343because she's a cartoon character?
>>204497322only if you post more hu tao
the difference is literally just the presence of brown people
I will not be posting pics of my wife all night
>>204497372yes you will
I seriously hope you guys dont jerk off with your right hand...
>>204497365
>>204497365Nice map.
throwing rachel maddow into a woodchipper
>>204497378I like to use my right hand until the last 2 or 3 minutes because putting a new hand on it makes it get sensitive again
>>204497345
Watchin videos now no more sorry!
project 2025 was the agenda
>>204497260>parasitesWut
This is almost assuredly fake but I wish it weren't
>>204497407Too bad no one will know what the agenda is, because no one is reading 900+ pages.
>>204497322I want to pull for hu tao but I'm already autistically committed to pulling the tsaritsa>get tsaritsa>get her weapon>get as much of her constellation as possible>spend the next 3 months farming domains or somethingthen if there's anything left I'll use it all on the normal banner to make up for all of the other characters I neglected
>>204497418Release the Walsh Cut.
only truecels allowed beyond this point
>>204497431I don't play these games but I jack off to the characters a lot
i'm ugly as hell
>>204497434
>>204497418Shapiro is a grifter and 'epic debates' are for midwits
My body. Her choice. For sex time.
How many lgbt related suicides have happen since Trump won?
>>204497449I would unironically sell my soul to visit the pillars of creationI love space so much
>>204497180Who is this Brazilian and why does someone spam that he is here
her body, my choice
>>204497431Idk bro i dint play this shit
her uterus, your lack of bitches
>>204497455Not enough, but any is a victory. Let's be real though, they just fast forwarded their 41%ing anyways. It was going to happen regardless.
Niggas call me the parfait cause I'm sweet in the cut
Can you read a graph and understand double negative sentences?
white people paint their skin to look like purple anime charactersblack people dont paint their skin to look like white anime characters
>>204497458I feel you anon. I wish I lived in a place with clearer skies to see at least the milky way
why are anime characters more attractive than real women
>>204497482i don’t want americans to die even if i don’t like them
>>204497518>mj
>>204497524Unfortunately, many Americans lack empathy and don't share this belief.
should I get my security guard license? only takes a couple days. Not exactly a tough guy but hoping to get something cushy and easy
>>204497537sad
Thoughts on WMBF?
>>204497559i don’t watch sports
plap plap plap plap
Americans unironically care more about Taiwan, Hong Kong, Palestine, Israel, and Japan than they do Puerto Rico.
>>204497559>>204497555
>>204497551>only takes a couple daysmore like it takes 3 hours and the instructor gives you al the answers
>>204497571And just whooooo are you?!
>>204497559https://youtu.be/U1PHpkdvNOs
>>204497571that picture is scary
>>204497551what are the requirements to get one, anon?
new namefag new filter entry
>>204497571It's an island filled with garbage
Why does some schizo spam shit about Brazilians to anyone who criticizes America?
>>204497571most of us can't even point to it on a map desu
>>204497294Tbf I always thought it was stupid that anything lower than a 60 was failure
>>204497622https://youtu.be/IkYUDQCYGHA
Would you rather check IDs in towelheadistan or melonstank mall
what flavor zyn are we going with /cum/? I'm having my first wintergreen, and I believe that this is it.
>>204497294doesnt this fuck up gpas
>>204497524You need to remember that it's filtering out bad genes from the gene pool. It's sad for the families, but not for humanity. If that makes any sense.
Drinks all around put it on my tab
>>204497575>>204497582>>204497590>>204497637It's YOUR colony. Wtf?
Why is he happy around Orange Hitler?
>>204497667Its all banter. Don lost fair and square to sleepy joe and joe recognizes a worthy opponent and a worthy successor
>>204497294I'm sure that's for the stupid kids and not the ones taking college level classes. And even if it was, the GPA is weighted so they'll still be putting in more effort than some class that only exists to babysit minorities
>>204497663I just asked who you are I didn't state my opinion on Puerto Rico.
im back
>>204497667He's just happy he doesn't have to pretend to care about obese black trannies anymore
>>204497667they're frens :D
>>204497687Yeah?
>>204497667These faggots are playing a whole different game than us no cap
>>204497667He doesn't want his granddaughter in a racial jungle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3BoTURN AROUND BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT EYYYYYYYYYYYES
>>204497418based optics minded Jew corraling the psychotic Anglo.
>>204497659you’re a monster
>>204497576The thing about The Office US, is that it went on for so long that they had to make all the characters likeable. The point of The Office UK was to capture the feeling of the mundane awfulness of the white collar worker.
Gonna make chili tomorrow
>>204497180>Omg your Brazilian? >You said something bad America >You are brown I am white giga Chad
>>204497571>Puerto Ricoi had family that lived there when america was still on top (60 years ago) just traveling for business they had a live in family that made them clothes and an nanny for each kid that slept at the end of the bed like dogs
>>204497712Finish your degree. You are far too weak to make it as a tradie
>>204497708For telling the truth?
I WANNA PUT A TACO IN BARAK O'S COCK HOLE
drain my nuts
>>204497731Haha I love these schizo identifier graphics
>>204497709Yeah they had to give everyone a gimmick. Everyone. Creed was the cringiest even cringier than the kevin the quirky gigaretard
>>204497663The only people that want anything to do with puerto rico are in the dnc Rescind citizenship, deport, and free puerto rico
>>204497731I am not even Brazilian I just found this image on fit and post it. It's hilarious you have a whole persona in your head of a Brazilian
>Another Grindr hook up finished, another crushing feeling of bitter emptiness in my chest.Is this all there is to it? Is this all it's gonna ever be?
this is why i pay my internet bill
>>204497663The US is an imperialist nation not a colonial one.
>>204497731whoa there’s a bunch of lore here i didn’t know what you guys were even talking about
>>204497775>grindr>fag expecting something out of casual sexIt's almost as if the straight people were correct or something. How the point of life is for a man and woman to get married and have children.Pretty crazy of an idea, eh?
>>204497773I come on here MAYBE once a week and sure enough, you are posting the same autistic shit in every thread. Change your life and stop hating on the greatest country to ever exist. Not our fault you are a Brazilian schizophrenic
>>204497775Beats being a 32-year-old khhv.t. 32-year-old khhv
>>204497731new cum personality dropped
>>204497794>implying
>>204497767God I remember he spent all day making chud comics while I shit post at work about american slam pigs
>>204497805grim/. how are you hanging in there?
cum is a pawg general
Seems like a good time to leaveGn
>>204497803>Once a week Sure buddy and I am fucking yo mom
>>204497811If this years gimmick was spinster, what’s next years gimmick gonna be?
>>204497805Rape is a serious crime, but worst case scenario if you run up to a woman on the street and hold her hand the charge would be minor if anything.
if my bonus is really good this year i'm gonna buy a big and luxurious burger at in n out
>>204497724>>204497771>>204497784>America still owns colonies >"land of the free"This is like Brazil calling itself "Order and progress".
>>204497821>cum is a pawg generalOnly because they niggerized USA./cum/ should be a big titty general, but the Americans screwed up their culture.
>>204497811He's not normally in /cum/, he is usually in every European thread pretending they have it easy. He is obsessed with Netherlands and Italy in particular, I think his parents took him on a 2 week vacation there once so now he thinks it is paradise
>>204497805I would've gone to a prostitute a decade ago
>>204497846/cum/ is a DFC and belly generalfuck right off
>>204497831Political meltdowns
>>204497823good night
>>204497842retard whiny nameniggerfiltered
>>204497846Are you the /v/ spammer?
>>204497846for me it’s arms and hands
yeah im filtering as well. want us to tell you apart then earn it like the rest of us
this infuriates white women
>>204497891You don't know anything about women
im shleepy
>>204497859Pretty good, but not better than tits and pussy.>>204497879I rarely go to /v/, I'm more of an /vrpg/chad.>>204497888I won't shame you, but I don't understand this one.
Ass > tits
>>204497848He regular posts in /deutsch/ as well. He is always complaining about his life in America.But he has posted his face and he didn't look Brazilian - just a young bald white guy.
>>204497902janny
damn time to go to sleep again so i can go back to work again LIVING THE DREAM!!!
America is not a free nation.
>>204497891i'm a white woman and this makes me mad but i don't know why
>>204497891If you're going to post bugs, please post ones that are prettier than white girls. I know it's difficult for anons with yellow fever to do this though.
>>204497917trump won get over it
>>204497927lol
america needs a BBC
>trump won get over it
>>204497904strong
>>204497904Nothing is better than pussy. We were talking about secondary sexual characteristics or some gay shitWould you really rather cum on a fat shapeless blob of titmass or on a sexy taut belly?
>>204497907Sorry about that Hans, rest assured that trve americans know your country is a dump
>>204497846canada is for boobs (dfc)
>>204497958>cum on a fat shapeless blob of titmass
>>204497958you've never even had sex bro
>>204498008very sweet
why dont you just get a laotian gf?
>>204498023
>>204498008thats cute af
>>204498033is she chinese or japanese?
>>204498037they love their momma :’)
>>204498033I am a 4/10 and even I could do better than that. Would I smash given the chance? Absolutely. Wouldn't give her my phone number thoughbeit
>>204498053https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laos
>>204498067....so are you Chinese, or Japanese?
>>204498067So is she chinese or japanese
>>204498060yea, nah
>>204497820Honestly, I'm pretty chill about it. It is what it is, no sense in crying about it. I've already wasted my entire 20's being a depressed faggot about it, at this point I've accepted it and moved on.>>204497854That's a criminal offense though
>>204498058>>204498044
>>204498105>That's a criminal offense thoughnot in other countries
>>204498073I'm a white Canadian.>>204498077Neither.>>204498078I'm sorry Senpai?
since only fans been a thing prostitutes fell off hard
>>204498106weeeeeeeeeeeeee :D
>>204498033That makeup is carrying
>>204498118they're moving to onlyfans
I envy those with the courage to kill themselves
imagine the smelle
>>204498119
>>204498106i love golden retrievers, large breed dogs have a very good temperament my boy was a standard poodle and i miss him every single day. i won’t be ready for another dog for a long time, he was so pure and i love him and i miss him he had a long happy life with me and i spoiled him rotten i mean my god he had a tempurpedic memory foam dog bed because his joints hurt as he got older and he got cbd oil for the pain too he was my happy little old man
>>204498129Would you have the courage to talk to this group?
>>204498129>based covfefe enjoyer>not being tempted by the witches
me grubbin after 8 hours in the wagecage
>>204498146i feel like for obvious reasons men are not allowed here
>>204498133I think living through pain is more courageous than giving up
>>204498133You've considered it?
>>204498145im sure he's in dog heaven
>>204498146no
Got that connections on lockdown
>>204498144monch monch monch monch monch monch monch monch
>>204498161me when sweet treat
>>204498163let me in
>>204498161kek
>>204498166I don't have a choice
>>204498175Purple category was fucking the most retarded shit
>>204498199Why is that
>>204498217I don't have the guts to kms, so it's not courageous for me to live and suffer, it's just my only option
>>204498207I got it through process of elimination
>>204498231i wsa worried for a moment
give me your best possums
>>204498254
>>204498264measly little thing
>>204498172i know he is he was such a pure soul he wouldn’t hurt a fly i don’t wanna talk about it anymore because im already crying im gonna go look at his paw print and hair clipping and work through this for a bit i just miss him so much there’s a huge hole in my life and my daily routine still doesn’t feel the same and it’s been like two months every time i open the door i still look behind me and call for him to be let in i mean he was 15 years old i had him since i was a little girl it’s kind of hard to shake all that conditioning i mean imagine how tumultuous your life was at 15, and what a comfort it would be to have a happy little puppy dropped into your lap like that, those are some of your most formative and emotionally vulnerable years i absolutely relied on his unconditional love and i don’t have that anymore i have my cat which is nice, and obviously i love him too and he’s fond of me but the bond that you make between a dog is just so much deeper and more implicit and unconditional than a cat that’s just how it is i just miss him so much and i thought it would have gotten easier by now but it hasn’t and i can’t move on i keep having moments of weakness like this i can’t help it i just need support and i can’t find it anymore
cuteposting oclock
>>204498254Ok
>>204498285Crap
>>204498269>>204498273it's okay. my mom was broken when her kitty passed away. he was an angel in cat form.
>>204498273Im so sorry spinny that sounds awful but I'm glad he was so loved and he brought you so much happiness go have a good cry
just sat on my balls going to sit on the toiletit hurts so bad
>>204498307me at the back (the last one to get in)
>>204498254:)
Needed chatgpt to help me with Wordle
>>204498306how? was the lid down?
>>204498231Horrible. Why are ducks such viscous creatures?
It's crazy how online every single anonymous community devolves into homosexual flirtingIt's true whether male or female community, whether left or right wing leaning, etc.
>>204498306Sorry to hear that, spinny :/
>>204498306https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WwJ6OVSwkMAnon's theme.
>>204498320cute fella
>>204498333nothey swung back at an inopportune time
>>204498340So, exactly like real life socialization?Touch grass.
>>204498340I am incapable of flirting.
>>204498340We don't. There's just some fags that post here.
>>204498355my condolences anon
roundhouse kicking joy reid into a vat of acid
>cute posting schlockSorry, here's something more action packed
>>204498361>that isn't true, it's just that some people in our community are doing that!That's exactly the same as devolving into homosexual flirting
>>204498345its a curse. i hate my ballseven driving i'll crunch a nut bringing my leg in to shift sometimes
>>204498375there will forever be a fish that is larger
lol what was this stupid ass muthufucka thinking
i just gave my notice at work 2bh
do women ever think about fondling my balls?
>i HATE cutenimals i am badassOk
>>204498377No it's not. The rest of us don't do it.We talk about farts and making your mom jokes.
got my brazilian friend a water bottle for his birthdayi think he liked it
i need a strong independent woman
>>204498445I need a girlfriend
>>204498402y
https://youtu.be/Cjnae0SJRAU
what is facesitting like
nigga im hungry
>>204498466Wipe your ass with your pillow and try to smother yourself with itKind of like that
>>204498466Pleasant
>>204498466>>204498483I've always wondered about the nose pain.
>>204498483lmao
>>204498404I think about squeezing them as tightly as I can
>>204498495just a lil bit of banter
today i ate one publix chicken tendie, 1 m&m yogurt, 1 fast break bar, and 1 pack of flipz chocolate pretzels and drank 2 glasses of mango juice and im still hungry
>>204498514Because you ate nutritionally devoid non filling slopGo boil some eggs
>>204498492Inconsequential
>>204498521eggs are gross
>>204498514new ssri or antipsychotic medication?
>>204498528Ruined palette
today I ate:>Klondike ice cream sandwich>Italian sausage with penne and spinach>Blueberries>Crackers>Roasted cashews
>today i ate one publix chicken tendie, 1 m&m yogurt, 1 fast break bar, and 1 pack of flipz chocolate pretzels and drank 2 glasses of mango juice and im still hungry
>>204498530im unmedicated
>>204498533oh and English muffins with poached eggs
is cum a lardass general?
>>204498532I have always been picky since i was a child its why my height was stunted
>>204498551How tall are you
>>2044985555'4
>>204498537Stupid frogposter, go eat some real food
Thinking about getting a wolf cut
>>204498559Oh my gosh Weight? Are you fat
cumbumcumbum
>>204498560eating different food makes me want to throw up >>204498569im 125 pounds
>>204498466Heavenly>>204498492There is none.
>>204498573Oh wait you're spinster I thought you were a cute boy :/
>>204498581spinster is shorter than me i am a boy
>>204498589
I'm fat
>>204498566gay or female
>>204498588Are you handsome?
>>204498575>Heavenly how do you know
>>204498581Shes smaller than that i know the lore This is covfefe cumpies/momberg/casino anons #1 fan
>>204498602perhaps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z92bmlcmyq0
>>204498609>This is covfefe cumpies/momberg/casino anons #1 fanI don't know any of those gimmicks I thought multiple anons say momberg
>>204498588Forgive his indiscretion, it's only natural to assume someone so picky is a woman
>>204498617Let's go on a date ok
>>204498466Think about your childhood crush doing that.
>>204498636
Im getting youtube ads about how its a humanitarian issue that some homes dont have internet on the same tier as old child hunger ads from the 00sWhy are they like this? Its not that big a deal
>>204498466Do you mean as the sitter or the sittee
>>204498621I say momberg the most in this thread i think
if instead we got that aid and black budget earmarked for israel we'd be a 2nd america, and america senior and america junior would be colonizing andromeda right now
>>204498662hmph
>>204498678me when i type the capcha wrong
>>204498676come get some
>>204498504yea you wish you had my gonads in the palm of your hands right now
The Crepes of Wrath
I like femdom
>>204498665>learn an effective meta to get money from people>be out of touch>apply it to things that aren't tragicIt's one of those problems that marketers have. they think it's all about the product, and if they just know the product, then they can sell anything.They forget about how normal people understand things.
>>204498604I've had my face sat on
>>204498674If the west stopped giving handouts to Africa, we'd be so better off.
BIG meal after thr gym tomorrow cant wait
gonna try to convince momberg to order me this
spinny make new
>>204498766Big titty edition
>>204498727me too(just kidding i'm not gay lmao)
>>204498775Big booty edition
>>204498705Ok but If I pin you down then you're mine
>>204498790>why not both.gif
>>204498818she's hot
>>204498766she’s crying about her dog right now
>>204498830ikr
>>204498818would
Why is /cum/ so lazy and helpless without our token foid
>>204498818her lips are pretty full for a cracker
>>204498794i got speed on my side
>>204498835What happened with the dog
>>204498835i wish i could hold her and dry her tears and tell her everything's going to be ok and that she needs to fucking make the new
>>204498865Some creep from /cum/ stole her dog
wheres the new
alright i'll bake one sec
cooking the new if no one else is. wait 300 seconds
Shant be making a new im in bed + no one complimented my last
>>204498865>>204498273
>>204498891*compliments your last*
i'll compliment the new, i promise :)
140 seconds till new give me an op image and edition name
let bro cook
>>204498920bulgaria edition
>>20449892860 seconds
>>204498920cold and cruel world edition
fresh and new >>204498944fresh and new >>204498944fresh and new >>204498944fresh and new >>204498944fresh and new >>204498944
bully new, make a real new
