Mental how badly I mindraped him edition
>>204494244watched halloween and first omen
So tired but I can’t sleep
https://www.boardgame-online.com/?page=joingame&g=sQtz&k=ajoin
>>204494293have a wank
OMDS
You lads know any fit birds then?
over cutting weight ladswent to a cafe this morning and they had peanut butter brownies and I wanted one so bad
>>204494333none
>>204494333Just your mum
yeah dont join that it already started
>>204494340I said FIT mate, I'm not shagging that
waiting for the washing machine to finish then it's beddy byes
Alri la
Might go live on chaturbate.Anyone fancy paying me to sit here and vape? Might flash my cock once in a while, make it worth your time?
mental https://x.com/Motabhai012/status/1856800422092005774
>>204494364alri x
>>204494381she has a gorgeous smile
>>204494355But your clothes will be wetYoure not leaving them overnight???
mica my beloved
>>204494425Whys she got a Spore creature on her top
>>204494420mines got a dryer in it
mad how fat ugly bald and retarded i am
>>204494364that image had me all confused thought his ear was his mouth and there was something wrong with him
>>204494441You tell me
>>204494441you wouldnt get it, old man
>>204494420i lied, going to get the towels out and put the on the radiator then bed
is the weeing problem poster still here?
>>204494445What model? And does it take forever? Been looking into combo washer dryers
>putting on the heating when youre asleepwaste of money
>>204494494what if you're cold
SHOW ME THE WAY TO GO HOMEI'M TIRED AND I WANT TO GO TO BED
>>204494494alri scrooge.
>>204494494brits are so retarded
>>204494490Is it my weeing problem where i can't go out of the house without weeing first?Think its ocd
>>204494490YEAH
cafe near me does $8.50 bacon and egg roll + a coffeedidn't realise value like that existed anymore
I'm too high iq to have sex
>>204494544im too low iq not to
>>204494490i also have weeing problems
quite hungry tbqhwymight have a jam sandwich and milk
>>204494520is it like a burning sensation or feeling of discomfort inside the tube in your penis and it only goes away after a while or if you drink a load of water up until your bladder is full?
>>204494580nah>do normal wee>10 seconds later need to wee again>can't really get it out
ausdogs be like>dollarslmao yankified neeks
>>204494600what is the wanking link
>>204494568>jam sandwich and milkyou have to be 18 to post here
>>204494491hotpoint aquarius somethingdunno i usually put it on when i go out and when i come back its done
war in iran soon lads
>>204494501youll be asleep
tell me what you can buy for $4.30 in Great British Dollars in London?a freddo frog maybe?
>>204494635Leaving a hotpoint unattendedThe balls on this kid
>>204494662ha! chance would be a fine thing
>>204494653what if you cant fall asleep due to being coldor wake up due to the cold
>>204494662A friend
>>204494665why
this woman could kill every last one of you
towels on the radiators (they're not on but will be in the morning) off to bed, night lads x
>>204494679>what if you cant fall asleep due to being coldyou warm up eventually>or wake up due to the coldbollocks, doesnt happen - unless youre a weakoidyoure not a weakoid, are you?
>>204494682https://www.which.co.uk/news/article/revealed-the-brands-linked-to-the-most-appliance-fires-aIUph0F3zHoK
>>204494494good post waking up in the cold and turning on the heat as you wake up is glorious
>>204494700>weakoidall humans are sensitive to cold lol
I have a good job opportunity in Melbourne but I’m not sure if I should take it. I’m a bit scared of Melbourne (I’m asian).Sydneysider btw.
>>204494705wont be doing that anymore then
>>204494725are you the gei-pohn gyeuk one
so you're telling me I've been posting amongst asians this whole time ffs
>>204494720not me because im not weak
>>204494764No.>>204494765Yes.
>>204494791hmmmmmmmm
>>204494810aaahh just joking lad what's the job (and pay)?
might try using a password manager, is it worth it?
almost the end of the yearwhere does the time go
In bed farting
Warning: this is not a dating site. You must fuck old, ugly women
>>204494837Do you say that to everyone who knocks on your mums door?
>>204494852Just your nan's
Had really weird sleep patterns recently, went to sleep at like 7 and woke up at 11. Will probably stay up for a few hours then sleep for 4-5 hours again.
sent the gf a raundy text. out of character for me. hope she doesnt get the ick. just want to make out sex life a bit more interesting for her, as im admittedly a bit boring when it comes to that stuff.
>>204494262I decided to visit the Czech republic and Slovakia because of the kingdom come deliverance
>>204494824Junior Project Manager to a council in VIC near Melbournish. Pay is okay at 120k but it’s council so I guess you can take about 10-15k away. It’s more so about the benefits for a long term career and experience that I’m interested.
DISCLAIMER:By using this edition of /brit/ (herein "the thread") you agree that it IS mental how badly I mindraped him.
>>204494864Hes took my doing and tried to do it back to me, hasnt he? Yeah, I see that
>>204494879maundy thursday? its almost christmas mate
DISCLAIMER:By posting in this edition of /brit/ (herein "the thread") you agree DTFIC is a massive MASSIVE virgin and needs to get a clue
>claims to have mindraped him >posts about him all day every day
>>204494920120k is tidy but reckon you could fine something similar in Sydney in timet. NSW Government employee
>>204494931Only thing you've done is wank and cry
down-to-fuck incel canadian
George Galloway, leader of the Workers Party of Britain
need to be up at 6 tomorracant sleep
Copbergs showed up at my last few minutes of work to make sure I didn't leave 2 minutes early like I usually doJust goes to show I am gangstalked cause I live in a gigglygoontown
>>204494952That’s the thing. I can’t be bothered waiting anymore and they’re the first thatve come back to me. Dunno about Mel tho desu. Sydney has a bad rap but it’s pretty chill.How’s it working for the gov? I heard there’s a lot more office politics.
>>204495051if it's a big step up in pay maybe go for it, Melbourne is 95% the same city as Sydney in my (limited) experiencelove my job tbqh just wish it paid more, looking for a new one still in the government
chaps>bought some pills>oral minoxidil if you must know>instructions say for first 14 days cut the tablets in half and only have one half a day>but they say for the half not consumed that day - to throw it away instead of having it the day afterwtf is up with that? feels wastefulcan I ignore the medical advice? perhaps go in whole immediately?
why is the 'farms full of retardsthey remind me of redditors who act edgy
>>204495081Alright, fair enough. Thanks.
>>204495025schizo
mental how the US government now has a department called DOGE led by Elon Muskreddit country
ScranondorfNuggies loading
>>204495187reckon I'd be fired if I worked for the US government aha just never do any work me
>>204495200they're all meme jobs
*mindrapes yanks*
>>204495098what on earth i had no idea about that i halve my medication and take it the next day all the time
fuck are you fuckin cunts lookin ati'll fuckin kill yas
>>204495200simply not being a yank would automatically make you one of the smartest people in the country, they'd probably appoint you director of the CIA the second you walked off the plane
>A former rugby league player who was standing as a parliamentary candidate for the Workers Party of Great Britain in West Yorkshire has been sacked by his party over "anti-Islamic" tweets.>In an apology, he posted: "I’ve grown up with Muslims my whole life I see them as my brothers and sisters, and not one of them would say I was Islamophobic ever!"
>Former England cricketer Monty Panesar has stood down as a candidate for George Galloway’s Workers Party of Great Britain after just one week. After a series of disastrous media interviews, he has said he will no longer contest the seat and instead will “take some time to mature and find my political feet”.>Mr Panesar wrongly suggested Nato’s role was related to immigration policy and that British membership was making it more difficult to control the border. >“And it affects, you know, the ordinary people, you know, our working people in this country. So it affects the poorest. And I think that’s one of the reasons, you know, our party wants to maybe, you know, have a debate about is it really necessary to be in Nato or not.”
>>204495185It's a global communist takeoverMy stomach has been hurting for awhile and I was getting voice to skull again so I decided to do a niacin flush and take some potassium iodide to stop hearing the voices and stomach pains and the cops got pissed so they showed up to intimidate mehttps://rumble.com/user/Global_communist_takeover1>>204495290This channel is from Australia btw.Gangstalking is rampant in all five eyes countries
NEED to learn SQL and Python but really don't want to
bored of me life
>>204495291Oy vey you cant say mean things about islam even though its inherently oppressive towards women and gays
>>204495318Oy vey dont say mean things about Nato
just want to win the lottery so I can have enough money to become a social recluse and never need to work again
>>204495459they are anti-nato though. they see it as warmongering. galloway takes all the lines from russia. he is still calling the ukraine war the special miilitary operation.>His withdrawal as a candidate also comes days after Mr Galloway said he does not think gay relationships are equal to heterosexual ones.
Hello BritBongsmy old friendsi´ve come to talk with you againI just wanted to say .. your weather is shit, your food is shit, your politicans are shit, your women are horse looking shit and i fully understand why you have become a nation of sailors. Imagine spending whole life on that sorry ass island with rain and shitty food and ugly hags. I finally understand why the UK is number 1 when it comes to navy and colonizing. Bong Grandpas did nothing worng
Galloway has my vote. So whens this election then?
>>204495516unnecessary seethe post, trot off
hey lads. still trying my best every day. working hard and making big moves
Never seen a single good German post on this site, infact the Germans on here seem like the weirdest cunts going.
>watching yank bodycam vids of shoptlifters>90% of the time they're drug addicts trying to steal shtie to sell to keep their addiction goingmental thatweird how by stopping drugs you can kind of take out the 2 biggest crimes at once
>>204495516They also did a TON of noncingWe're talking six month nofap loads directly injected into brown asian girl's underdeveloped wombs
al why are you spamming with your schizo bullshit once again
doing a nostalgia run on google maps and looking at my childhood neighborhood
>>204495556Germans are a bit different to scandinavians. Probably for the worse
No one can deny that Brits at least did a little noncing
>>204495608https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laXY5e5JaV0
>>204495463ktim
feeling anxious for no reason
how was he so talented bros
Why did the thread go quiet?Just a bit of dark humor...
>>204495706iktfb
Blaming all my shortcomings on my German ancestory
>>204495781Based. Germans are nonces.
>>204495710severe autism
>>204495661that song is negative while my memories are overwhelmingly positive
>>204495577every accusation is a confessionit just keeps happening
based schizo al mountain killing the thread with his bad posts
Watching Mission Impossible and realizing Tom Cruise is literally me
Still dont know who Ian Miles Cheong even is.Its just another "based person" who makes libshits mald
ruby
>>204495834a malaysian white supremacist incel
>>204495834> "based person" who makes libshits maldyeah
>>204495834It's 190
get the malaysian white supremacist incels shagged
https://x.com/LimesEuropa/status/1856671195694854183lmao i remember the original video from watching it at schoolbasically it was "what if all that stuff in Syria was happening here"
>>204495869Sounds rather noncey
Brit youtubers getting exposed as wikipedia chatgpt frauds
The first time I tried pot it was like the world went from being nothing to being something, suddenly there was a path, and I had to find out where it was going - and the only way to follow that path was to smoke more pot.Now that I'm older and have tried a lot of different drugs I know that the path doesn't lead anywhere, nowhere good at least, yet I still need to be on it.
NEETs won in the end
>>204495941And marrying onlyfans whores who are also nonces
>>204495959>yet I still need to be on it.why
>>204495959Find God
>>204495959I have the same feeling every day but about random films and video games i played years ago that are now connected to my core persona.
Tummy hurts…
>>204495959If you think pot is great you should try the kettle.
>>204495959Should've been scranning Vyvanse alongside weed and making a gameBut then you'd get gangstalked so there's really no way to win lahh
what are you supposed to do if you suddenly go blind?
>>204495959was on a mixture of Adderall, weed, and booze for the better part of right years. fucked me up real good till i got sober. even two years off the stuff i still feel like my mind is trying to readjust itself to normality
>>204496048Open my eyes
>>204496048Get really good glasses i would assume
>>204496053*eight years
been pooing water non stop for the last 20 minutes lads hoping I don't wake up housemateberg with the incessant high volume farting that comes in between jets of liquid
>>204496053Should have taken regular detox breaks and faster and taken roids and gotten shripped and make a website lahhh
>>204496067is it actually clear or do you just mean liquid?
Sister MidnightNightclubbingFuntimeBabyChina GirlDum Dum BoysTiny GirlsMass Production
wish Ireland were like Israel in that one could easily become a citizen with any significant ancestry my great great granddad fled Cork and came through Ellis Island
>>204496087it's liquid, looks like pea soup x
>>204496096you can get a passport if you live there for 5 years
grown man cannot manage his diet to avoid having "pea soup poo"
ah yes, the british commentariat
>unironically wanting to move to Europe from USA What causes this mental illness?
I've been really ill you horrid fat yank bastard been off toil all week with it so I have that's the last time I share anything personal with you lot
can you really just buy prescription drugs off indiamart? they're really cheap as well, seems too good to be true
>>204496138hating car dependency and idiots not him but ive lived in europe and it does rival living here
>>204496166Just innawoodsMAXX
just went to wipe my arse and as soon as I moved to grab the bog roll another torrent of pure liquid came out my ringpiece
ive never done drugs before but am tempted to try edibles (weed). should i? what should i expect?
>>204496138if you can work remotely for a US company you can make a nice living. the US has tax treaties with the UK and most EU countries
>>204496188it's foul that you use your phone on the toilet. especially in the state you are in
>>204496193They will goonstalk you wherever you go bro
>>204496192edibles are fine but i would start with a very small dose (no more than 5 mg)
>>204496136shes really hotwould totally spunk inside her
>>204496192you're gonna die and be naked and the police will get called and you'll be so embarrass
>>204496192They will put gangstalking tech in your eddies. Just flush them out with niacin 1000mg and potassium iodide and the cops will show up at your work for the last 10 minutes of the day
>>204496204I'm not going to sit here reading the back of the shampoo bottle am I Let a man have his diarrhoea in peace
diarrhaeioua
some boring cunts on this site
>>204496187fuck up al
imagine if you were ten foot tallimagine
>>204496245Wouldn't know
alriimma finkin the album would be more coherent like dissSister MidnightNightclubbingFuntimeBaby~14:52China GirlDum Dum BoysTiny GirlsMass Production~23:30
>>204496192i wouldn't use edibles for your first time because if you don't like it you'll be stuck with it for several hourssmoke a spliff and get high for a couple of hours only
mad how the yanks have their own little /brit/ posting culture that you never get to see in the daytime reckon they all ought to FUCK OFF though still x
>>204496235foul disgusting bastard
>>204496138It only makes sense really if you are a gigachud and a non-mutt that wants to retvrn to mothership. If I was wealthy & successful I might move to a small European country so I could feel that my life has an impact on the future. Most of the people that want to do it right now are insane libtards that just want free healthcare and uniparty globohomo governance
>>204496252imagine being ten foot tall with a one inch willy and tiny bollocks
>stop telling them about us goyim Why are gangstiggas like this?
Where’s mikey?
back from the supermarketstole some things x
>>204496265wots the worst that can happen
mad how some of you actually go on other bnoards
>>204496284Virginity intact?
>>204496268>
>>204496268yeah im sorry i didnt realize you were sick shooting liquid out of your hindquarters
>>204496272Can't imagine a single country in Europe that would give you as much freedom and opportunities as here. Like, where you gonna live nigga?You gonna be okay with having no weapons, even a sword for recreation?It's over for euroniggas fr doe
>>204496300nah stole yours x
the thread is unhealthily active for these hoursyou all should be ashamed you speccy virgins
>>204496294>bnoards
Watching TNGBeverly Crusher is being a SLUT
>>204496301it's november
>>204496290anxiety, panicking, paranoiait's unlikely but it could happen
>>204496252would my penis be proportional? as fun as it would be to have an 18-inch todger, it wouldn't be very practical, not even the bravest woman would go anywhere near that
>>204496290green out and you're puking for 4 hours straight while having a paranoid panic attack
I'm going to make a video game so I can get experience so I can get a job
I dont go on other boards because shit like "Fishtank" on /tv/ that is allowed despite being Eceleb/Youtube cancer
190 would have loved this thread
im 6ft and feel inadequate and envious when someone taller than me walks by me, especially when im with the gf
>>204496309go to czech republic
>>204496371>no mountainsJust because it's the main setting of Mission Impossible doesn't make it cool enough to live there
>>204496355you're right there should be more politics and coombait threads
>>204496355Sam Hyde shilling is ancient at this point
>>204496261iggy poo has been advised of this mistakeill let you know when he gets back to me
>>204496383i was talking about weapons
>>204496353err actually we call it a whitey mate xx
>>204496418I'm not British am I
feel like i would be happy here
>>204496309Don't get me wrong, I'm a TRVE american patriot and I absolutely love living here. I have birthright citizenship to Lithuania, if I had millions of dollars I'd probably move there so I could be a player in a country of 3 million instead of just another contributor to the American economic zone where my work and effort will be appropriated by my enemies
>>204496410Yeah but wtf will I do then? Swing it in my yard pointlessly?The whole point is that I can ramble around the wooded mountains smashing dead trees
>>204496425*taps the thread subject sign*
>>204496398I hate the 4chan philosophy of "if its old, its good" No fuck off, tear it all down, get Sam Hyde fags locked up and throw the fucking key away
>>204496439weed is canadian culture though
My mum is cool and my mum will treat you right
>>204496354your game will suck and no one will play it even if you release it for free
>>204496390>cancer eceleb spam general i have to see on the frontpage every time i go on /tv/Its just a drain on everything else.Its not like its a containment general for politics either.
>>204496435go in a forest
>>204496360No, he wouldn't.
>>204496450*taps the thread subject sign again*
>>204496434Politics are not decided by parties holding electionsThey are decided by cults, factions and houses on a daily basis
Can't be arsed with homeless twats anymoreJust sitting outside Tesco all day
>>204496441Rabbi Scam Hyde PAYS for the shilling and so does the other mastermind behind fish tank jet Neptune who is also an ancient r9k tripfaggotIt's not going away ever
>>204496457what would you rather see lad more pedophile threads?
>>204496470Why don't they go in and ask for a job
>>204496452why would I release a shitty game? I will work on it until it is good
>>204496463Not enough of an adventure/workoutNeed elevation
>>204496192drugs are really not worth it weed turns you into a retard, slowly but surely. you're not above the negative effects
playing with my cock
>>204496465I didn't bring it up Actually it was a "Norwegian" who did
>>204496466ok?
>>204496466>Telvanni_Council_House_MW.pnggot myself on the waiting list for one of these x
>>204496476Yes i would like to see more threads exposing actors and directors who are pedos
>>204496483Cause the Freemasons aren't after you
>>204496483
>>204496309switzerland unironically has better gun laws than usczech republic, iceland and some others also have great gun laws why do you think driving around on boring highways and going into stripmalls is "freedom"
why is it so busy here tonight
>>204496500So patriotism doesn't matter.It's globohomoJust live in the best place possiblePersonally I hate people so having weed, weapons and mountains is all I need. Not worth it to move to depressing Latvia just to have Yvgeny suck your cock
learning urdu so i can be aware of what the pakis are saying around me in town.
>>204496518Buying and colonizing land and growing weed and shrooms and swinging swords around in the mountains mogs switzerloid
>>204496479They're dossers innit
drinking an open container whilst jaywalking. scranning a kinder egg and standing near an acorn tree. I live in the land of the free.
does the UK have any equivalent of the USDA farm loan program for people that want to start and run a farm?
>>204496540al you dont do any of those thingsyou sit in your rapeshack all day while you neurotically look out your window and film strangers at the gas station and pretend to work on your shitty game that will never finish
how do i learn general knowledgei literally know nothing :3
>>204496564farmers cant stop killing themselves
>>204496523way ahead of you lad, I will live and die in America. I'm just saying that if you have the means, you can be a much more influential player in a small country. Globohomo isn't as strong as some would have you think. Smaller euro countries are rife with opportunity if you already are flush with cash.
>>204496540You haven't posted about your sword in ages
>>204496552And? It is every man’s right to be a dosser
>>204496597I'm a dosser too
so this yank just incelwalks around some grim forest swinging a toy sword
>>204496571ask chatGPT or claude about literally everything. it's what I've been doing over the last few months and I've learned a lot
>>204496603you wouldnt get it bruce, you are a natural slave and a prisoner
>>204496567I'm training for my epic adventure. Once I reach peak natty I'll roid and lift 3PL and go do carlife when pupperblum will old enough to handleFor now I'm just sourcing gf and putting my house up on Airbnb Working on two sites and two games, just enjoying the journey and making top quality code.
>>204496586hey I think I've been thereis that southeast of yosemite?
>>204496619lmfao
this n*gga gon kill himself within 3 years
>>204496586Occultist Glowies will be at your throat if you try anything
>>204496619wtf is a pupperblum
watching another alcoholic's videos on the tube rn and it's a fucking embarrassment
>>204496603It's made from a leaf spring and I throw it off mountains and decimate dead trees. Have shagged over 100 women and working on getting a gf so I can stay at her house and make money off Airbnb and unemploidment then come back, clean up, work on the site and lift in my gym and make gains then do more Airbnb
>have a yt channel>keep receiving extremely mean comments>have to respond to them to keep up the views momentum but too afraid to put myself through that againhow do I stop being such a girl lads
>>204496646
wish i'd stumble dick-first into a position of authority and wealth without any hard work or effort, just blind luck or some kind of hidden mystical talent like arthur pulling the sword from the stone
>>204496661ignore them and block if they are persistent or just ignore them entirely it's just some idiot on his keyboard, insulting comments are meaningless
>>204496680Like having a passion for creating things and scranning weed and Vyvanse so your hard work and effort don't feel like hard work and effort cause you enjoy it?
>>204496670i would genuinely never trust you to look after my pet
Makes me really sad knowing he's going to kill that poor dog
>>204496709Like I'd ever do something as cucked as a favor for a friendTime is money
https://youtu.be/FJbIPKlIRho
why is their race relevant?
Thoughts?>>>/tv/205704090
>>204496713
>>204496773>>204496791*decapitates it with a shovel*tango down
>>204496699stop posting
>>204496804*blocks shovel with sword, destroying it in the process**teleports behind you*"Doushita?"
flora flora flora the exploraaaaa
I hate seeing women having fun on tiktok
>>204496814No
>>204496843hola soy flora
>>204496825>>204496843>>204496850>>204496875snap
Seems the good posters didn't want to admit how mental it is
Ausredditalia
>>204496937>>204496937>>204496937