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phone has been showing signs that it's going belly up, i don't know why though
I am am afraid of women
>>204502320I just typed the same word twice in my post
**There's no scientific evidence to suggest that elephants experience orgasm in the same way humans do.** While they engage in various social and sexual behaviors, including the coprophagia you mentioned, these behaviors primarily serve biological functions like nutrient intake and social bonding.It's important to avoid anthropomorphizing animals, which means attributing human qualities or emotions to them. While elephants are highly intelligent and complex creatures, their experiences and sensations differ significantly from ours.
>>204502346Must've gotten spooked by a woman nearby.
>>204502357This thread has the lowest woman to poster quotient. I have checked the numbers. It is my safe space.
Ellie the elephant had always been a bit timid. She'd watched her herd-mates indulge in the delightful pastime of coprophagy, their trunks disappearing into each other's rear ends with gusto. But Ellie, with her sensitive soul, had hesitated. The thought of plunging her trunk into such a...well, *personal* place filled her with a mix of curiosity and dread.One day, her friend, Max, a wise old bull elephant, noticed her hesitation. "What's wrong, Ellie?" he rumbled. "You've never tried the delicacy?"Ellie blushed, a faint pink tinge spreading across her leathery skin. "I'm just...a bit nervous," she admitted.Max chuckled. "Fear not, my friend. It's a simple pleasure, and quite delicious, I assure you." He turned to the rest of the herd. "Let's encourage Ellie!"The herd erupted in a chorus of encouraging roars and trumpets. Inspired by their support, Ellie took a deep breath. She approached her closest friend, a gentle giant named Bella. With a trembling trunk, she slowly inched it towards Bella's rear. A moment of hesitation, then, with a surge of courage, she plunged her trunk deep inside. She pulled out a generous helping of warm, fragrant dung. Her eyes widened in anticipation as she brought the delicacy to her mouth. With a tentative sniff, she took a bite. Her eyes lit up. It was delicious! The earthy flavor, the satisfying texture - it was everything she'd hoped for and more. The herd erupted in cheers, celebrating Ellie's newfound courage and culinary adventure. From that day on, Ellie embraced her coprophagic tendencies with gusto, joining her herd-mates in their shared enjoyment of this unique and nutritious delicacy.
>>204502383Probably about 50:1 I'd imagine. Maybe there's one or two more that are wise enough not to reveal that, but I doubt it.
>Taylor Swift concerts, Leafs and Raptors games all happening simultaneously in Toronto in a few weeksYou just know the pro Palestinian and pro Hamas protestors (who have already been shutting down the streets in parts of the city on a weekly basis for more than a year now) are gonna see this as a major opportunity to cause chaos. Expect anything.
>>204502451Ellie the elephant had always been a bit timid. She'd watched her herd-mates indulge in the delightful pastime of coprophagy, their trunks disappearing into each other's rear ends with gusto. But Ellie, with her sensitive soul, had hesitated. The thought of plunging her trunk into such a...well, *personal* place filled her with a mix of curiosity and dread.One day, a surprise visitor arrived at the elephant sanctuary: Taylor Swift, the world-famous singer-songwriter. Known for her empathy and love for animals, Taylor had come to volunteer and offer support to the elephants.Seeing Ellie's hesitation, Taylor, ever the compassionate soul, decided to help. "Don't worry, Ellie," she said, her voice gentle and reassuring. "I'll show you how it's done."With a mischievous glint in her eye, Taylor rolled up her sleeves and approached one of the older elephants. She carefully inserted her arm into the elephant's rear end, mimicking the motion of an elephant's trunk. "See, Ellie?" Taylor said, emerging with a handful of elephant dung. "It's not so bad. In fact, it's quite...earthy."Inspired by Taylor's courage and the humorous spectacle, Ellie took a deep breath. She approached her closest friend, a gentle giant named Bella, and with a trembling trunk, slowly inched it towards Bella's rear. A moment of hesitation, then, with a surge of courage, she plunged her trunk deep inside. She pulled out a generous helping of warm, fragrant dung. Her eyes widened in anticipation as she brought the delicacy to her mouth. With a tentative sniff, she took a bite. Her eyes lit up. It was delicious! The earthy flavor, the satisfying texture - it was everything she'd hoped for and more. The herd erupted in cheers, celebrating Ellie's newfound courage and culinary adventure. From that day on, Ellie embraced her coprophagic tendencies with gusto, joining her herd-mates in their shared enjoyment of this unique and nutritious delicacy.
>>204502301and Scotlandand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLrdSC9MVb4 >>204502451>leafs gamewtf what are they gonna be playing in Toronto in a few weeks?well it doesnt matter because id support them
yes i was drunk last night. i bet you couldnt tell
>>204502451I kinda feel like swofties aren't the ones who are gonna cause too much mayhem
i had a dream about Mercy last night we didnt have sex or anything. i messed it up somehow and then i was only there for one day - with my friend - then i had to go on the way there (or rather how i found them) there was a small part of the ocean that i know i could swim in as i had been there and swam in it before. someone drown in it but i couldnt help them because i had my phone in my pocket me and my friend also killed 220 police officers. i was then on a bus to somewhere this was after i stayed at my friends house
and then it was a swimming pool when they had finished drowningand we were also in the harry potter wizard school at one point (in a videogame) and you had to pay for tuition, so when my friend had completed the game he showed me where to get some stuff including the max amount of money by going into one of these rooms at a certain time like while on lunch break or something
man it's been a while since I've met a heckin quirk chungus like this, I didn't know they still made this model
and she wanted to have sex with me c:
>>204502771can't tell if that's a super ugly male, tranny or woman
>>204502771American women were a mistake
>>204502771Here is the White Queen you ordered, brownoid
>>204502798almost assuredly a woman
Starbies impossible:
phone actually going caput, i think they pulled the kill switch
id rather talk to the pregnant married jobcenter woman work coach
i didnt (still havent LOL) paid my phone bill and all they did was they slowed down my internet, and it only made me stop watching porn (just imagination wank now) 0its the same thing with the money. ive not had money for 10 days now and all that its meant is that in the last 2 weeks ive had 3 energy drinks (1 energy drink in the last 10 days)
sexo literally Mercy from ltierally Overwatch
i need to be a selfhands-free cumcel and be a getting my dick and balls suckedchad
someone call /brit/ and tell them they need to get this nigga
>>204502320trannies are here for you
oh my oh my i cant be contained my nigga except that one time where it happened
I wonder why adults don't party anymore
dress - everyday - like how the Korean niggas dress to go shop at Primark
live in SVDNEV - VVSTRVLIV
>>204503043the only trannies i have spoken to are coomers that are extremely obsessive and smell bad. i shall remain by my lonesome and this is okay.
>>204502301It's all squeeze and no juice these days, and we're being squeezed to the last drop.Everything here is a scam, fake, building on top of nothing and I can't even tell anymore who is scamming who.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCd6PfxOy0Y
>>204502915Same thing happened to me when the I didn't get any neetbux for 1 1/2 months.
erm women tummies and inner upper thigh-hip abdomen
>>204503189>smell badlike what?
>>204503316same thing as all the other poor people would be like me if i could talk to women
>>204503343like unwashed gamer ass and general sweat
>>204503400so pretty much like you then
>>204503525not factual, untrue, blatant libel and slander.
>>204503400Why do you have this image saved on your computerSus
>>204503400>unwashed gamer asscould you be more specific? It always grosses me out when ppl describe something as smelling like 'ass' because my ass doesn't smell bad...
libel is when its in writing
sex with Hooni
>>204503568poo
>>204503558i have all types of images saved, why do you ask?>>204503568imagine exercising a lot and sweating up a storm but never washing yourself. imagine doing that for a week straight. like the smell of the locker room from when you were a kid but on a person instead. this is what it reminds me of and it is a form of assault.
battery is throwing poo at someone assault is hitting them
dont know why that post came out so late
>>204503651i never smell
Business idea: opiate addiction
>>204503689yes you do, or dont you sweat?
actually it is true that Troons STINK to high hell, mostly cause they're lazy fucks but the one troonski I met when we worked on his moms house smelled absolutely awfulone day her alexa went off with a reminder for the kid to shower lmao. I'm sure he didn't tho
Revision to business plan: opiate addiction, pharmaceutical grade only, not street drugs laced with fentanyl
>>204503739they smell because they have a gaping wound
>>204503780probably so but this one was still definitely just a dude with long hair and tranny socks
>>204503934uh oh bros
Mary Poppins innit
it's true that this is a truecel general
what are some house hold items i can smoke?
sex with railu
>>204504207cock
teabag
normies: i want to level up my goals, bro. im a big thinker not like these other girlsalso normies: erm 1gp = 1gp thats how it is
vitamin D tablets and a walk maybe ^.^
>>204504180no. trannies go home
>>204504446what teabags do you use? PG Tips? Yorkshire Gold? Typhoo? Lipton?
>>204504487youre smoking tea, dont worry about the brand UwU
Wait... did Biden drop out?
> . i need gf
motherberg said i need a gf so she wont have to take care of me anymore
ehm. gf.
>>204504632She spoke the TROOF, nibba
MAKE THE WORLD GO AWAYAND GET IT OFF MY SHOULDERSSAY THE THINGS YOU USED TO SAYAND MAKE THE WORLD GO AWAY
need gf
blink 182 is my favorite band
>>204504753are you a girl or twink
you look like this
i look like that and say "lets go Brandon"
>>204504753ok gramps
>>204504767same difference
>>204504792Crazy that there’s just a random chance you’re born unfortunately ugly like this
>>204504822so are you
i generally have no emotions. i have had the misfortune of being in love though and it was the only time i felt something. whoever said "better to have loved than not at all" is a fucking retard and i will behead them with my teeththank you for cumming to my talk
i feel like i should go outside right now, so i will
>>204504919:(
anyone got a steam gift card for me?
if he has a Scottish accent then i will literally melt i cant imagine
>>204504960yes :^)
>>204505182send it on the discord
Toilberg called, he said you must toil extra hard today.
Gentlemen. I regret to inform you: Women.
Just got my firat pay check in 4 monthsFeels very good
>>204505470you swimming in that dough nigga
>>204502320I haven't had a conversation with a woman in real life in at least half a decade.
>>204502446
I was talking to a goil I was romantically interested in recently and when I asked her what the last good book she read was she said it was Fourth Wing, a smutty YA romantasy with dragon sex. And she recommended it to me. I've met hardly any women who read good literature. Why do women read such shit bros?
>>204505801women are not intellectually curious
>>204505549Not quite but it feels good anyways
>>204505638nigga do u never leave ur room
>>204505886No I'm just unattractive
>>204505801they're horny little buggers
>>204505886i don't and i'm unattractive
>>204383443they still sound so cute i still dont have a gf
the birdbergs just sat and watched me today Mr. Magpie was looking at me when i looked up (i caught him hehe), maybe the same guy that i was looking at watching stare at his feet on his own, who got spooked when he looked up and saw me (and ran off) and one-half of the crow pair sat on a rooftop waiting for me to look at him and then flew off of it when i did. he went to a place that hed previously made a nest at and watched me with a magpie which was there. i think maybe that place is his comfort space or something as hed been there before and saw me lokoing at him and cawwed at me to get my attentionthere was also a flock of magpies which followed me for a bit overhead and flew onto a building, then flew off when a crow came in to land, and the magpies followed me a bit more
there was a crow with some bread in its mouth which flew by me quite low but i dont think ive seen him before the rain and outside smells good again now that i have seen that femboy
its so weird that i thought about him in my head by myself and a few hours later i saw him
bf bf bf bf bf bf bf bf bf bf bf
60 billion dollars
im feel really happyi feel like ive got the bounce in my step back
>>204503780Like 3/4 of them don't get SRS.
>>204503739MtF or FtM?
https://i.4cdn.org/an/1729834902204939.jpghowdy
this is you: https://i.4cdn.org/b/1730578639061721.png
>>204506340I would let an ftm smash my shitno homo
handholding
DSMO almost or somethingi didnt catch the name there was another thing in it too
You on for your 20 hour shift? Kind of late today bud
the other thing was probably cyanamide actually it was xanthine and allopurinol
hm i do like mushrooms
hmm i will go take a shit
now im going to watch EmKay Robin videos about work and listen to the shit he says to the pretend boss and im (the audience) being his boss
i think bankers are great
aaaAaaAAaAaaaAAAmericaaaaaa
wow my rent is more than like $1000 a month in dollars. American housing is normal price compared to Scotland
2 bedroom house 4 million dollars and years old
4chan is the original and largest English-language image board with over 20 million unique visitors monthly
:)
i like japanese women, there, i said it
women
posting sexo at pictures on outer int
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1731589187984294.png
apparently the BlackRock CEO is "disappointed" with "lies" told to him by BlackRock
pog champ
i need energy drink NEED it be right back forum
Okay men lets gomake those balls clap
drove momberg to work award
>>204509934Did she promise you tendies?
nuke the hurricanes
>>204509965nah she said i could get a 'za from papa shaqs
someone said something about T in pregnancy and i knew the connection between that and LH (i didnt know the name of it but its luteinizing hormone) and how the placenta secretes estrogen they CANT be high test in pregnancy because theyre so full of estrogen *drools*
>>204509934Me on Tuesday. Her car overheated
JANNY!!!!!!>>204510185>>204510185>>204510185>>204510185
>>204510203filter him
this happened to wolves 1000 years ago. "hm i think i WILL just get in the car with white woman" well look at them now
that dog has fit sexy eyes like a cats or femboy cats
be right back democrats iIl be here all week
This is what I look like
hello
Getting sick and TIRED of this sissy hypno slut brit posting in /cum//cum/ is a manly man thread for men with big thick hairy assholesso if you aren't going to MAN UP then you need to get the FUCK out!
>>204510389filter him
>>204510401Filtering is reddit I'm sorry
>>204510486suit yourself retard
1 hour till pizza time
Gm /cum/maniacssttrgt
>>204510638morning bud
Man i havent watched repo in like a decade
36 minutes till pizza time
Dadberg took my car so I guess I have to walk to the gym
>>204511053watcha getting
>>204511145the usual thang im sure you know what it is
Could absolutely demolish a shaqaroni desu
>>204511306Oh many a big thick succulent veiny shaqaroni? man that sounds so juicy right now
finna bout to hit the casinowish me luck bros
>>204511306whats so special about it just looks like a pepperoni pizza
>>204502301It's only sugar free Monster for me. Any flavor, they're all good.
i think if my RR was so high sitting down for so long after exercise, breathing so much, breathing so much(!) that much then i would just take the free days off
billy the kid spoke spanish and irish
>>204511487i can speak irish too: top of the mornin laddy
>>204511536póg mo thóin
>>204511373Its bigReally big
Britan on tour in Iraq #whiteboysummer
>>204511570>póg mo thóin
Britan in Afghanistan on #whiteboysummer prologue tour (didnt think to name it tour I)
world war I? more like, the war to end all wars! that was awful - there were people SHOOTING at one another!
>>204511592i can barely stomach an entire medium sized 'za
>>204511687then YWBAH
tfw no nun blonde gf chickens caretaker wife living with me off bread and wine and honesty box pepole pay into for the eggs
9 minutes!!!
>>204511206remind me please. i have bad memory
and thats how polio happened yesterday (and whiteys on the moon) bacteria are like actual gods reminder that we arent his favorite, and he likes other things. because otherwise why would they exist. i think its cruel to create a virus or bacterii which cant perform its function so that our body can fight it
>>204511855small pizza extra sauce light cheese with bacon and red pepper flakes
>>204511570Poggers my thin
poo poo polio
>>204511899i look exactly like that
wow the US military spends 2.5bn ea 33hr, which could land a buddy on mars for that much which i think i would enjoy much more
buggy
>>204511940>i look exactly like that
I make sourdough pizza sonetimes
nothings out in space
2 minutes!!!!!
>>204512029what if you put oreos in it and coca cola and sugar pie filling and eat it off the floor you dog in the pizza dough the oreos
THIS is AMERICA speak AMERICAN or dont
why no glucose-high corn syrup hm?
>>204512029Are you the bread poster?
hoOoOooooOOOoooOoOOsestaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaableeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i have to wait an hour for the pizza what the fuck who else is ordering this early on a thursday???
>>204511899sounds yum. enjoy bud
wow thats Joe Biden
toby
>no Oreos? im going to double check that, lying bastards always lying to me about if they have Oreos in stock, makes me go down to the shop to get the other half of my Oreo Coke
>>204512182Yep
>>204512615One time I made focaccia bread at the peak of the pandemic and it was dry, airy and tasteless. Such cases
Why is it so cold wtfBrrrr
ITS COMING!!!>>204512260you know it
Trump hasn't appointed even a single Black person to any job or role in his next government.90% of his appointees are non-hispanic White, 5% are Hispanic, and the other 5% are Asian.Are you happy?
>extra sauce light cheeseThis poster is not a real person
>>204512857whats wrong
I am confident that I will do well on my exam today
>>204512851What about the indian
>>204512873good luck
>>204512895I said Asian already
>>204512937That's not what that means and you know it
>>204512851He already has that Uncle Tom on the Supreme Court to do his bidding
finna bouta gonna become the joker frfr nc ong
>>204512993Okay so I just googled thisApparently in the UK when we use "Asian" we mean SOUTH Asians since they're the most common type of Asian here.If we mean an East Asian person we'll call them Chinese.But in America, when you use "Asian" you mean EAST Asians since they're more common where you guys are.And if you want to talk about a South Asian you call them Indians.
>>204513115that sounds like a threat
>>204513124yep youre damn rightwas unaware you guys legitimately did that i thought it was a meme for the newspapers to just not call pakis pakismy bad
>>204513161
>>204513207
>>204513233
>apple drops support for my phone>apps can no longer be updatedaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>204513140more like a pinky promise :3
>>204513277apu, that's a lot of facial hair
>>204513309
why they postin chinese bitches in kurva anyatok thread
>>204513407When I visited Budapest I saw Hungarians being openly racist against Asian people, mockingly yelling "NI HAO" and "CHING CHONG" and doing the slant eye thing at groups of Asians walking by on the street
>>204513466based, wish we did that more in the US
>>204512937Don't ever say that again
Who's the boss Dudes is lost
>>204513466Hungarians are Asiatic so its not racist
2 cuties in the showcase showdown on TPIR
>>204513736>TPIRwhat
Why do you still have the negroes?Just send them to africa already
>>204513750the price is right
>>204513772Are you 80 years old?
>>204513764You also have them dummy
>>204502451Reminder: Toronto is not Canada.We should pass a law to stop federal funding to them, only after we build a wall between Manitoba and Ontario.
>>204513789I like to watch the last ten minutes with the showcases and make terrible guesses before the local news
>>204513764Because a retard shot Lincoln
>haven't had sex in 2 days
the movie theater my grandpa use to take me to is being demolished
If sex didn't exist my life would be way better. My penis has cummed so many times and I've wasted so much time making it cum
>>204513882because he didnt shoot lincoln sooner
>>204514106https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ffv-6M-XdQ
>>204514106if sex stopped existing i wouldn't notice
>>204514137explain
*sip*
>niggers>muslimsWhy is half of the world doomed with those retard failure of mankind crime gangsters?
>>204514166this
I like the new pizza delivery missions in GTA
>>204513594 come join /int/ EU4 multiplayer game canada usa mexico people
>>204514415>tf>tpYou got a lot of balls, wop
>>204514415trump will fix it
>>204514415Italian girls fuck some of the ugliest blacks ive ever seen. We're talking barely sentient looking retard blacks
Half of Italy is spiritually black
>>204514635What’s the ratio in America? 100%?
>>204514547
Italian broads love the mulignan
>>204514745No the fuck I'm not
>>204514817this nigga is zesty
>wearing 2 hoodies and 1 pair of sweats>too cold to do anything>wear 2 hoodies and 2 pair of sweats>warm enough to functionI'm love layering
>>204514861How is making tiktoks with cute bitches zesty
>>204514892He's the groups gay friend
literally every italian I've met in new york has egyptian DNA
>>204514950You check the DNA of every Italian you meet? That's got to be very time consuming
I just assume Distefano is Mexican because he behaves like a chicanocel
>25% latinx
>>204515063No they have sickle cell
>>204515118Im not Mexican, fag. I'm Italian
>>204515216whats the difference
>>204514950literally me. i was kings
>>204515235About 4 to 5 inches and here it counts
need an american girl to marry me cause i need the greencard
Anon let's go, we're gonna be late!
New York's voting history relative to the country:1984 D+10.191988 D+11.901992 D+10.251996 D+20.362000 D+24.502004 D+20.692008 D+19.652012 D+24.282016 D+20.532020 D+18.632024 D+13.63
>>204515352I've been waiting all evening baka
>>20451538172,876,555 Americans on November 5th 2024.
>>204515352gay bars are unironically great if you're fine with your sexuality. Drinks are strong as fuck, someone will buy you a drink if you put some effort into your outfit, and you get compliments for free.
seriously, the ugliest black men ive ever seen get pussy in italy for some reason. blacks that are so ugly that in other countries they would barely be considered human, so ugly they look mentally disabled. yet they get italian 6/10s
>>204515474Kamala Harris did not receive a single vote
>>204515479My local gay bar always has the Tennis Channel on, which is a plus for me since I love tennis.
>>204515480Have you seen the streets in romes where it's all blapoipoiopio fighting over drugs?
>>204515538fuck yeah, squeak squeak motherfucker
Might be controversial to say this, but I’m starting to think that porn consumption might not be good for you
>>204515479>i go to a gay bar for the strong drinks bro, i'm definitely not gay yea haha
>>204515649If you're addicted to it or watch depraved shit yes If it's like 2 or 3 times a week like most people it's probably fine
>>204515480Europeans in general love ugly blacks. Scandi boomers get black gfs and wives that look like shaved orangutans
WHEN ANYONE'S AROUNDI'M AFRAID I'M AFRAIDOF MAKING ANY SOUNDSWHEN ANYONE'S AROUNDI'M AFRAID I'M AFRAIDOF MAKING ANY SOUNDS
>>204515695I got a girl at home>>204515712I can 100% tell someone has a porn addiction when they advocate against it. Like, it's just titties it's not that deep.
>>204515750>I can 100% tell someone has a porn addiction when they advocate against it. Like, it's just titties it's not that deep.I don't understand
Can't fake the funk on a nasty dunk
>I don't get it. Why does J Cole, the largest of the big three, not simply eat the other two?
>>204515804If you're vehemently against something it's usually because you've had a bad experience with it. Those suffering from crippling porn addictions can see how bad it is for them so they're vocally very anti porn
I hate being autistic because I can be very excited but I just smile and say thanks and people don't know how grateful I am for them. Like, do normies just cheer everytime something good happens to them or something?
>>204515988>do normies justI don't know.
>>204515988normies are usually a lot more expressive
NEW>>204516033>>204516033>>204516033>>204516033
>>204516047I get that, but how?
>>204516088they're normal people. they learnt socializing and aren't mentally ill