>>204516033
my face buried in arcueid's titties

I hate sex and boobs

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>>204516033
You're not seriously eating carbohydrates, are you anon?

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Demon Hunter Luce

I guess it's not a good time for jibba jabba>>204516033

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heard you all are sexy and cute.

All the guys at work hate me now lol
They were talking about the president elect and i said he should get out of shitsraels ass and we should nuke them

>>204516559
Kill yourself faggot

It's crazy how some people don't keep tissues in their car. What do you do when you have a boogie woogie? Just let it bother your nose forever? Pick it and hold it on your finger?

>>204516688
Stick my head out the window and use the ol alabama handkerchief

>>204516730
First of all you don't do this, but even if you did you would risk getting it on your own face and it would be a pain in the ass to try to blow it out your nose without touching it

>>204516559
you heard wrong (i am proof)

>>204516885
>Without touching it
What are you like 10 or something? Dig it out and flick it out the window

my bmi is 30
it was 23 before i took anti depressants
i am currently starvation maxxing
do not fall for the ssri meme fellow /cummers/

Trying to find some regional goodies to include in a secret santa gift for someone across the country and coming to the disheartening revelation that I actually do live in a culture-bereft shithole (the midwest) and that people weren't bantering when they said so

>>204517341
Sorry that happened to you anon
If i was there i would have warned you about the ssri meme

>>204517342
fascinate them with a cheese

>>204516688
just eat the golden nuggets

>>204517567
No I don't live in the "good cheese" part of the midwest I live in the "every single street has a dollar general" midwest

>>204517342
not all parts of culture result in a trifling piece of consumer trash

>>204516559
You heard correct

>>204517640
okay man but your flowery little platitude doesn't help me find christmas treats

>>204517753
maybe go outside and look for shops instead of complain on 4chan

For a minute there I almost forgot that Milwaukee is in Wisconsin. Phew.

Just got rejected for a job that I interviewed for 8 months ago. I live across the country now...

I'm a living legend runnin' around and doin' hot shit
I'm a living legend the violent child who ain't learn shit
I'm a living legend runnin' around and doin' hot shit
I'm a living legend the violent child who ain't learn shit

I got off work at 9 PM and I require skrib.

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my neighbor shot himself yesterday and i had a dream about big foots with scary demon faces lurking outside my house

>>204518329
Man I love dreams like that. I always fight them 1v50.

>>204518380
this time i just struggled to take pictures of them while they fucked with someone else but normally i gouge their eyes out

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>finally lose virginity
>realize sex is pretty good but incredibly overrated

i wish my neighbor would shoot himself

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time to pick up my medication

>>204518453
>do something once
>i am now an expert on it
shut yo bitch ass up nigga

>>204518537
sounds like cope

>>204518457
shoot him yourself anon! is he brown?

Ugh I'm fucking starving.

>>204518567
he's a skinny white neetcel gamer.
he often screams at his computer and slams on his desk at all hours of the day (after 12PM) and night

i just saw my roommate walking around eating an omelet like an apple

>>204518453
It wasn’t that good for you because you’re not good at it and the girl might’ve not been good either
Chuds hate them but everyone should fuck a slut at least once

>>204518625
at least he's not a negro

>>204518625
He sounds based

>>204518625
my roommate is like this except he's fat and black
i hate him so much

Sex with women?

>>204518642
I had an autistic roommate who basically collected apples. The fridge was full of them and he got them faster than he ate them sometimes lol.

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Considering buying this chair at 30% off for 350 bucks.

>>204518993
Isn’t that like an entire week’s salary for you

Lunch was a can of sardines, brown rice, green peas, broccoli, and a bit of onion and garlic, all sauteed in olive oil and served with a bit of soy sauce

>>204519049
No.

i need to go pick up some gentile blood for lunch

>>204519168
it's wrong to be a demonic jew

Help me

>>204519280
tf we supposed to do

>>204518993
If I ever paid $350 for a fucking CHAIR, it better give me blowjobs like a hooker with her ass on fire

Attractive man at the gym took his shirt off right in front of me and made me feel insecure

>>204519358
I work from home and sit all day.

>>204519401
I was signaling you i was interested

>>204519358
I was in Brazil once and paid about that much for a model once. It was 100% worth it

>>204516614
Do you work as a diamond merchant

>>204519358
That isn’t even that expensive with today’s prices. The higher end offerings for office chairs from IKEA (ie a cheap brand) are like $500

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me and poo

>>204519690
you are a man of india

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Can't believe the government killed Peanut

ded

incelwalking incelhome from incelwork. just another incelday in the incellife

>>204520821
What's the incel dinner for today?

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>>204520381
>top 10 things not to do right before an election
Noble sacrifice, gone but never forgotten!

>>204520997
probably a bowl of oats with peanut butter. fitting slop for a subhuman peasant like me

>>204521031
floyd had sex with white women though

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yeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwww

>>204521076
peanut probably did too

where the hell is everyone

>>204521076
Peanuts owner had an OF, so you JUST KNOW

>>204521391
>snitch on everyone until they get b&
>now have to wait 15 minutes just to post
>gee where is everyone???
Whiny niggas killed /cum/ ong

>>204516124
Are you ftm or something?

>>204521429
>he doesn’t know about the designated /cum/ janny
/gsg/ had a janny that banned everyone and deleted the thread over and over until they had to switch boards
It’ll happen to /cum/ too

>>204521395
thats not the squirrels fault
idc if they were degenerates, i want all the big wig kikes and dei niggers running the rape capitol of the united states to suffer

>>204521429
crazy how jannies here ban for "political" posts but allow the same shit if they like it
plus tranny, cunny and negro spam

>>204521807
>mention politics
>banned within minutes
>porn stays up on the log for hours
Really fires the ol' neurons

>>204521391
im toiling

>>204521807
Funny how only American politics count but I can freely speak about German or Swedish politics

>>204521751
>It’ll happen to /cum/ too
There has already been a few times where the jannies chimpout and don't allow new /cum/ threads to be made

>>204521851
Same
How 3 hours and 20 minutes left

>>204521877
Yeah I got a 3 day ban with no post referenced for making a thread when that happened
But it’ll happen again and it won’t stop next time until the tranny janny is gone

Holy shit could I go for a Buc-ee's run right now.

finna poop

>>204521859
>only American politics
and even with this it's only presidential. There's a thread up right now with people talking state politics lol, smelly dumb janny scum

>>204521901
/cum/ posters, due to being historically marginalized and discriminated against, should be defined as a protected class

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If you're ever in the San Gabriel valley you HAVE to try Lucky Boy. It's a legend out here
Everything is bomb but try the cheeseburger or pastrami or chili cheese fries. Their breakfast burritos will change your life

>>204521929
>until the tranny janny is gone
It's like when that Russian mod was in charge of /int/, eventually they will ACCKKK or leave but until then we suffer. /cum/ is truly the most punished long-suffering general

>>204521846
The jans clearly have some kind of automated system that pings them when certain words are used. It used to only seem to get activated by racial slurs, but now it seems to do it for certain names as well.

It’s a funny approach, since they have the ability to ban the use of certain words outright, and not allow the post to go through, or result in an instant ban. Instead, they allow you to make the post, and then have someone come in to manually ban you. Some kind of social engineering shit at play, it would seem.

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good afternoon

>>204522053
I’ve been there it’s 8/10

i love new york city

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today's connections was too easy

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>>204522089

Goys, why is Canada trying to kick us off the T-MEC

>>204522084
>Some kind of social engineering shit at play, it would seem.
yes, when you combine it with the real email verification, 15 minute cooldowns, the posts saying trannies or niggers getting auto-deleted secretly etc. that have all happened recently gookmoot is definitely up to something.

>>204522098
Fuckin a

>>204522184
If I answer I will be banned for politics but the short version is
>guy got elected we can't talk about
>promises to introduce tariffs
>Canada is trying to jew our way into a special exemption
>by booting Mejico we preserve our favoured position but give the guy who get elected some points for bullying mejicans
something like that

Drank two cans of voodoo ranger last night and almost got a hang over today

>>204522145
he hates nanners
>>204522125
i’ll do it in a minute

>>204522275
Bullying mexicans seems to be a worldwide sport

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If I started a business selling flintlock rifles would you buy some?

>>204522348
i feel bad for you guys getting coup'd by a kikess who blatantly cheated and yet nobody seems to care

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>>204522348
I like Mexicans

>>204522348
I like sex with Mexican women

>>204522364
i would buy one to help you out but i don’t really need it

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It's obvious that neocons saw Afghanistan as the "eat your vegetables" portion of the GWOT, like "Ugh do we really have to do this. I don't want to, but we'll do it to get to the candy in Iraq."

As soon as the Taliban were ousted, the feeling among the cons was "Alright we're done here" and they went off to indulge in their Iraq autism.

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these ads are insane

>>204522475
The Afghanistan adventure was about securing American geopolitical interests in the Great Game, while deposing Saddam was for Israel

>sexual deviant
>completely celibate
>virgin
I am a man of two worlds

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>>204522519
I hope she's good at catching *jumps off*

>>204522608
lol

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>>204522475

>>204522594
Yeah you wanna do gay stuff?

women being excluded from universities is pretty fucked if you think about it

i took a nap today it was swell

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oh my god there’s a follow up ad they actually did it

Apparently only Americans and Canadians like Root Beer

>>204522727
There's no point, they can just stay home and get a degree online.

>>204522706
No. I would unironically rather die a virgin.

Decided against the message intended to guage how she was feeling about things. If she wants me, she'll message me

>>204522727
they should only be allowed to major in home economics

>gay people aren't virgins
HA

>>204522666
what can you expect from 75iq inbred “people” like this

Time for a nap.

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>>204522795
its a great decision, horse shoe theory reigns supreme

>>204522801
enjoy your nap anon

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>>204522756
I have one of these bad boys waiting for me this evening.

>>204522666
>all the smelly brown afghans in the west who bitched 24/7 about American intervention
>America leaves
>country falls to the taliban in like 48 hours
>still bitch but somehow America needs to intervene to save them or something
'ate Afghans, simple as

it’s funny how swarthy middle eastern Jews and Muslims come up with crazy rules that “extreme” Western chuds could never dream of, like banning women from singing

lmao have you ever seen that video from Israel with women singing on a bus as a protest, and the Jewish men plugging their ears, or going “LALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!!”

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cummypies, im drinking covfefe

Thinking about having chili and pizza for dinner

>>204522928
>Jews and Muslims come up with crazy rules that “extreme” Western chuds could never dream of, like banning women from singing
>leftoids still import these people en masse to "own" the chuds
lel

>>204522904
i don't want any money to go to desert demons but i like their headlines
the bitches here deserve some funny laws like no talking or hearing in public

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>>204522860
2011 ahh packaging

>>204521948
gotchu senpai. what u want?

>>204522979
blak pipo deserve representation too chuddy

>>204522823
the amount of people i see on my feed defending the cult of islam and saying free palestine makes me sick
like girl you do know if those people you are advocating for came to power and you resisted they would rape and kill you and mutilate your daughters genitals so she can’t have clitoral orgasms
absolute backwards low iq savages that do not count as people and it would be wise to designate islam just like any other insane cult that needs to be outlawed

>>204522974
They deserve it, their people literally wanted it. Not my problem.

>>204522973
And what ethnoreligious group are these “leftoids” behind the Great Replacement?

>>204522979
It looks a lil funky but the taste is great. Probably has a kilo of sugar in it but wcyd

>>204523036
>absolute backwards low iq savages that do not count as people and it would be wise to designate islam just like any other insane cult that needs to be outlawed
uhh based spinny???

>>204522962
coffee and a bagel sounds nice i’ll do that

>>204522979
It's always mfers with vitiligo

>>204523043
The jews were regretting their decision to use mahometans after oct. 7th thoughbeit, it's unironically why they are switching to jeets as the civilizational plague

>>204523094
for real though like how many people with vitiligo do you actually know
vitiligo is the new wheelchair kid representation from the 90s

>>204523094
Uncle Ruckus revitiligo fashion model

We're gonna be doing SS at work and with all of these braindead big ass big tits bitches they've been hiring, I swear if I don't get a girl as my SS this year I'm gonna flip the frick out.

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do u like starbies on friyay too, anon?

>>204523160
>SS
Reminding us that Bulgaria was an Axis Power

>>204523124
I think the proliferation of vitiligo niggas is deeper than mere representation. It’s some kind of symbolic representation of the “race is only skin deep” pseudoreligious dogma

>>204523187
i don't understand how someone can upload this and not feel embarrassed for themselves

>>204523114
>The jews were regretting their decision to use mahometans after oct. 7th thoughbeit
iunno man those two groups have been fighting for literally centuries. what the hell did they think was gonna happen

>>204523187
I want to put these ""people"" into 19th century style workhouses

>>204523187
strange nose

>>204523219
oh sure, Jim Carrey can do that exact same routine and you think it's hilarious, but a GIRL does it and it's cringe?? umm sexist much?

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>>204523160
>tfw no SS gf

>>204523036
>freedom of religion is bad because i need to flick my bean
most insightful woman

>>204523225
>what the hell did they think was gonna happen
They tried and somewhat succeeded to redirect mahometan barbarism onto the West. Making Muslims hate America too made jews seem like they were on our side to casuals

>>204523268
this desu, I just didn’t post because I didn’t want to defend women online

>>204523187
this but she’s doing the same routine with my cock instead of the starbucks cake pop

I always thought Jim Carrey was overrated

>>204523275
freedom of religion is different from imposing your barbaric views on other people
i know you're just trying to get a rise out of me and being a little troll, but really think about it
if an extremist christian moves in next door he's annoying and gives you pamphlets all the time
if an extremist muslim moves in next door he's going to fucking kill you
these two things are NOT the same and to say that they are is stupid

I don’t Carre about Jim Carrey

>>204523304
nta but yeah its obviously ironic.

>>204523339
You rewatch his old movies (not Truman Show) and you realize how painfully unfunny he is

>>204523036
Unfortunately it wouldn't even be satisfying if they got a taste of Sharia
When women are forced into uncomfortable situations like being surrounded by pajeet rapists they act extremely docile and submissive out of fear, even if nothing happens ot them
Then the minute they come home they continue being obnoxious
Marriage court needs to be rehauled entirely if not done away with and social shaming needs to be increased against vapid whores who only take from society

>>204523187
I haven't seen this particular model of quirk chungus in a minute

>>204523036
Kek, based

>>204523369
He's also made some dogshit non-comedy movies as well, like the Number 23. But he is a leaf so legally I am required to support him in the US.

>>204523194
One of the last countries we officially declared war on

>>204523485
this mf'er loves his ass some starbies

>>204523225
They weren't fighting for centuries, a lot of jews lived in Muslim countries until Israel was established then the jews got pogromed out and they all moved to Israel

>>204523439
>I haven't seen this particular model of quirk chungus in a minute
It's millennialcore, zoomers have their own brand of quirk chungus

>>204523187
Nightmarish
>>204523485
Eternal Sunshine is kino

>>204523530
my millennial pizza place would be named "the hot slice"

>>204523275
Actually, freedom of religion is satanic and other religions are wrong

>>204522860
looks based

>>204523550
this but unironically

>>204523530
what are zoomerette quirk chungi like?

the girls with the mom jeans?

>>204523530
What’s a zoomer quirk chungus? A fat pooner with especially quirky pronouns?

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To be fair to jim carrey, his faces do seem to be the inspiration for every dreamworks animation for the last 20 years.

>>204523583
Mom jeans are more zillennial

>>204522089
Holy fuck hes smol

>>204523648
there was a mix up while i was packing your lunch sorry

>>204523187
I'm not tempted by the false hope a weekend "break" the bourgeoisie give wagies every weekend. It's a fucking scam, time is invaluable and no carrot on a stick could possibly surmount to any form of compensation. If you're not working for your own dream you're working for someone else who isn't even working for their own.

>>204523712
but do u like starbies

>>204523583
>>204523587
https://www.tiktok.com/@itsnatalietran/video/7402062994508729643?lang=en

>>204522364
Put me down for one.

>tiktok
Sorry, I don't like having a backdoor to the Chinese military on my phone.

>>204523639
idk what zillenial is technically but I see lots of high school girls in the mom jeans

>>204523774
it's a url nigga

>>204523759
what's funny is the shirt meme and that song are both millenial things, but yeah the weird egirl dance probably will count as quirk chungus

>>204523822
She's trying to parody millennial quirk chungus' but with zoomer-coded lingo

>>204523759
Is she trying to evoke this >>204523637

>>204523187
There are trans women who look more like women than this individual

>>204516033
Objectively speaking sewerslide is the best option available to poorfags.
The only other copes are
>Starting a family
>Religion
>Alcoholism
>Radical/extremist movements
First 2 are a no go for any zoomer. No one believes in religion. Starting a family is out of reach, especially as more and more women want to put it off.
Alcoholism is just sewerslide in slow motion and isn't even particularly fun
impossible to take any extremist movements seriously
So really might as well kill yourself if you weren't born rich.

taco bell has a b1g1 on crunchwrap supremes on ubereats
just secured two days of food for $18

>>204523908
oy vey goyim...cooooool it!

Big hungry but no food

>>204523187
I'm grateful I never dealt with these types when I worked at starbucks

>>204523915
bro, day old tbell is ass

>>204523880
nobody actually did the wolf thing, right...? I never saw anybody actually wear the wolf shirt even after it blew up

>>204523915
What do you mean two days? If I have those I'm eating them. Saving food for later isn't a real thing.

>>204523976
team jacob for life

>>204523975
???
anything in soft shells tastes basically fresh when you heat it in an air fryer for a few minutes

>>204523754
Not really, they're pretty mid. It's not good enough to be 5 stars but there's also not as much variety or gimmicks as dunkin. Pumpkin spice might be worth it, but now everyone sells that. Their store bought jugs are good, but it's just a product/commodity at that point. They also lost me when their cappuccino tasted the same as mcdonalds. Mcdonalds is the largest distributor of coffee in the world, starbucks is just a brand that specializes in networking.

>>204524010
dude a taco bell thing does not taste good the next day even in the air fryer
for 18 dollars you could have gotten some good, real food

>>204523780
probably zoomers closer to the millennial end of the spectrum

one thing I like about Starbucks is there is a lot of hot women in there (nearly all asian and white)

>>204524059
alright man thanks for telling me what I like eating I guess

>>204523187
Wtf is wrong with her face everything about it looks wrong.

Goddamn! Poor off road fan rednecks are truly the niggers of white people. Hope more narcos start kidnapping and torturing those stupid brainlet 0 value retards.

>>204524112
the wall just got 10 feet higher

Billy the kid's favorite song was "Zip Coon"

>legacy media now shilling bluesky
It's all so tiresome

strumming my six string

urge to cum tonight is fierce. 7 days straight of long porno sessions and i just want to bust every night. told myself i wouldn't but the thoughts are creeping in

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need to run some errands today cya

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>>204524302
>7 days straight of long porno sessions
what is the point of this

>>204524311
goodbye

>>204524263
Shan't be using that shitlib echo chamber

Honey I shrank the kids

>>204524350
only source of pleasure in my life

Guess the last time I smoked pot

>>204524410
Never because you a good kid

And the Spiders from Mars

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Some times I get a strong urge to start smoking again, not that I was ever a heavy smoker but during the winter especially its appealing, just wanna sit on the balcony and feel the nicotine when the cold wind is blowing

Won't be doing it of course but the urge is there

>>204524536
People that smoke smell like shit.

>>204524410
today

>>204524536
it's worst in the winter, gotta go out in the cold to smoke and it's fucking freezing

>>204524571
Love the smell tbqh, there are some brands that are a bit too harsh but just standard marlboros smell great

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Lol

>>204524571
A lot of them don't realize it either

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Broken Buck

I remember I quit smoking some years ago after going out to have a smoke when it was -15, that was terrible

>>204524611
You mean best, you step outside and the cold wind blasts the shit out of you and you can feel the heat from the lighter on the tips of your fingers when you light one up and you suck in the smoke, used to go on comfy night walks when it was freezing

It's always the fridge that protects the snacks.

I will be seeing Gladiator 2 and Wicked the same day next weekend at the imax, so pumped

>>204524699
oh so you live in like northern california or something where it gets to like 50F

>>204523910
Okay so do it then you won't you just want to whine

>>204524743
I don't know why they cut Wicked in two parts because the second half is absolute doodoo

>>204524658
why the hell are there fag kisses in a gladiator movie anyways

>>204524783
It's rome honey

>>204524658
hope this nigga gets aids

>>204519478
Nope lol
One guy actually said he was strongly christian and the bible says to protect shitsrael LOL

>>204524808
God I wish I was a servant boy in ancient Rome

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Calipoornians be like “durr me can’t read good”

>>204524844
The schofield bible and it's consequences have been a disaster for the christian race

>>204524845
A roman aristocrat would use your bussy until it's broken then eventually throw you down a well

>>204524808
Wyoming wins again.

>>204524884
Why do the more diverse states have lower rates of literacy???????

>>204524884
>even in educated states 1 in 10-20 people can't read
what the fuck

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I miss her

>>204524884
Wow, I'm sure that has nothing to do with the 2 million illegals we have here, to say nothing of the legal spics what don't speak English

>>204524951
i dont give a fuck

>>204524912
So true

NC anons: is FEMA actually helping or is it mostly private charities doing the heavy lifting?

Do you guys ever get water hungry

>>204524750
No I am a midwest flyover chad

>>204524982
you mean thirsty?

My car is almost back to normal bros
Finally got my steering wheel on straight and fixed the leak in the steering rack. Just need a new pump because the current one sucked too much air and damaged a seal I'm assuming.

>>204525045
Ur mom sucked some air and got a damaged seal last night as well L M A O

I sucked your mom's fat cock you gay chud

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Meanwhile in California

>>204525088
Her seals have been blown out for decades now LOL

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>New social media comes out, lauded by many
>"Is it reddit or Tumblr?"
>"haha, it's a good social media sir"
>look inside, it's Tumblr

My dick and balls are small. I rarely ever get horny.
Micro plastics did this to me. Every petroleum ceo should face the wall

>>204525151
I prefer Tumblr to reddit

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I CANT FIGHT THIS FEELIN
DEEP INSIIIIIIIIIIIIDE OF ME
GIRL YOU JUST DONT REALIZE
WHATCHU DO TO ME

when I hold you
in my arms so tight, you let me know
everythings alriiiiight
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII *BMM BMM*
HOOKED ON A FEELING
IM HIGH ON BELIEEEEEVIN
THAT YOURE IN LOVE WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IM HOOKED ON A FEELING

hear me out: reddit but without upvotes and karma.

>>204525151
Is that why bluesky has so much furryporn?

>>204525225
what's bluesky

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>mr beast is getting negative press again
bros i thought the nightmare was over, why can't they just leave him alone

>>204525247
twitter rip off for terminally online libtards

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>I am thrilled to announce Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS).
I'm actually excited about this. If the only thing RFK does is force US companies to use natural ingredients, ala what they do in Europe, it'll be all worth it.

been getting back into racism lately

>>204525289
it's over little zoom zoom

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>>204525289
He should go for a rebrand and call himself "Mr Breast" instead haha that'd be epic

>>204525289
Rosanna pansinos gay husband keeps forcing her to make shit up about mr beast for clout

>>204525315
Same, now that Trump is president again it's open season on non whites

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>>204525151
Is this referring to bluesky? Because honestly it doesn't even have half the charm of tumblr, it feels like it's ai generated by the most stale neolibs imaginable

I am being 100% serious as well I think it's going to be revealed in a few years that half the accounts are just bots, there are not that many middle aged white women rushing to join some twitter offshoot with pictures of themselves as their profile pic all following the exact same pattern of
>post Hi new to bluesky this place seems so nice :)
>hundreds of likes
>post trendy meme an hour later
>how I arrived on bluesky!!!!
>generic gif
>hundreds of likes
>went on a walk today!!! here's an image taken with my phone~
>incredibly composed nature photo
>thousands of likes
>new post 10 seconds later
>we really need to talk about facism in america! A thread
>thousands of likes again
shit is genuinely making me feel insane because there are posts from accounts I know/have followed for years on twitter that moved over and they all just act like this is totally normal even when their accounts are completely not related to politics at all

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found mold on the bread I bought

>>204525289
lol

>>204525392
did you get a receipt at least?

is there a place i can go as a guy that will give me a haircut that makes me look better?

>>204525392
I learned the hard way don't trust those niggas at Trader Joe's the bread is bad

>>204525473
great clips

>>204525473
supercuts

>>204525375
I joined before it went public and was really hoping it would be kind of like behanced meets twitter (so really just a more artistic twitter)
it just feels like a hollow imitation of early 2000s social media instead

>>204525482
how did you know I bought it from TJ's?

it was fine yesterday, guess I just didnt eat it fast enough

>>204525473
kurdish bossman that barely speaks any english

>>204525509
Because I bought bread there twice and the same fucking thing happened each time

FUCK I completely forgot about a zoom interview I had today

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, this is what I get for forcing myself to stop holing up in my room all day

are you goated with the sauce

>>204525546
dont you have a calendar? google calendar?

>>204525473
the local barbershop with a billion 5 star reviews. you get some fat cunt who's stoned out of her mind at great clips

>>204525596
usually I remember and dont even set reminders

>>204525303
That would be nice. He seemed like a decent guy for someone who wanted to be a politician. He is on steroids too, so maybe he'll help unillegalize them.

>>204525370
Brown chuds are America's future, whyboi

Ive been cutting my own hair for about 8 months to save money
I now understand why non-balding men shave their heads

im glad alex jones is getting rekt

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>>204525503
I joined like 2-3 months ago and the algorithm is beyond fucking garbage, spend all day muting words and telling it to show less like this and it shows me the exact same shit over and over, I get that twitter has the benefits of years of training data but up until the Elon take over the only things I saw on twitter were, diy/woodworking stuff, model kit and diorama building, anime news and some of the artists I follow, then it started showing constant ads and political garbage

I thought that bluesky might be different but it just can't take a hint, I have seen the exact same wolf image with the "THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HUMANS AND ANIMALS IS THAT ANIMALS WOULD NEVER LET THE DUMBEST LEAD THE PACK" like 50 fucking times now, I tell it to show less like this and then 10 seconds later some generic white woman pfp account posts it and it's back on my discover tab, same with the other retarded obvious political reference images, like fuck off I just want something comfy to browse while I pretend to work, also so many fucking vtubers like holy shit, every 5 minutes it's another post of "guys mommy had a really hard day to day and I can only stream for an hour ;_; please make sure you get your donos in so I can spend all day ordering doordash and buying dates with my boyf-- uh I mean just donate and don't think :)" FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

>>204525737
thinking about creating an anime voice and becoming a vtuber to rake in the incel nerd neetbux

>>204525737
I've found instagram to be the only social media that's really easy to manipulate the algorithm on a fresh account
I don't think the twitter format suits it well

Piss niggas

>>204525303
That would be good, but you think Republicans would let that slide? They hate any kind of regulation

I didn’t expect there to be so much cooking in my adult life

>>204525867
ackshually republicans love regulations, but just the dumb ones. the main issue also won't remotely be republicans and regulations, it'll be big businesses upset, chuddy

>>204525767
I genuinely think that vtubers might be one of the most cancerous and harmful phenomenon of the last decade, the number of lonely vulnerable young men that attach to vtubers and just spend their whole paycheck on them is just sad, I'd say it's even more harmful than the growth of onlyfans because most whores on onlyfans are at least honest about being whores, most vtubers though don't show anything lewd they just try to go for emotional attachment and this pseudo gf thing, obviously it's their own fault that they fall in to those kinds of traps but I feel it's an overall societal problem as well there's no where for those men to go in the modern world so of course they fall victim to the first parasite that offers them some for of attachment and assurance that they matter

>>204525780
Well the twitter algorithm worked for me for years it just stopped when there was suddenly an obvious agenda being pushed + the ads have just become way to frequent they're 25% of the timeline now, instagram doesn't really have the same type of content I'm interested in, maybe this will end up being a good thing and I'll reduce my screentime but for the most part it's just annoying that everything gets worse on the internet over time

>>204525952
Who do you think Republicans work for, probably get tons of money from the food industry

>>204525951
Really? Why?

>>204525867
>They hate any kind of regulation
L M A O, they only hate it when it goes against their beliefs, if it's regulating shit like abortion and schools or taxes on the rich they have an iron grip

Its weird how you can't have a conversation with a left tard without them being awkwardly belligerent and talking about how much they hate a thing

>>204526002
both sides get tons of money from the food industry. Lets be real here if democrats cared at all about the food supply in the USA they'd talk about it more than the never they currently do

>>204525952
did you see the cuts of regulations that Mulvaney did in 2016 for pmurt?
he even showed it for dummies, he showed a giant stack of regs needed before to do shit, then he showed the stack after they cut regs
is it opposite day?

make ze new

>>204526084
>>204526084
>>204526084
>>204526084
new because the retard canadian requested it