Edward Abbey edition
>>204532291>no previousMore like faggot edition.
I was going to bake with a Tremors OP but was 20 seconds too slow.So have a poster.
>>204532308forget the past embrace the future
>>204532312Based and redpilled.
>>204532322No. Ignoring the past is for fools.
This is Goku. I need $500 to defeat Frieza
>>204532358Those who don't read history, are doomed to repeat it.Those who do read history, are doomed to watch everyone else repeat it because everyone else is retarded.
>last boss was a low IQ woman >current boss is literally a homosexual black I am going to become self-employed or starve to death trying
dont major in historydont make the same mistake I did
>>204532370Just go 20x and blast him with a super kamaheahea
>>204532382damn you're getting mogged pretty hard there buddy. sounds pretty pathetic. did you graduate high school?
>>204532309you ever wonder why Kevin Bacon never tried to stay an A-lister?
>>204532333doug ford’s bike lane grab bill also allows him to take private land without the ability for legal recourse, fyi
>>204532382Do you work for the Federal government?
>>204532389aw man
>>204532411hard to beat a 20 year run of back to back to back hits. at that point there are no more mountains to conquer. you have all the money in the world, might as well focus on doing the things you enjoy outside of acting.
>>204532389Considering they were a domesticated species that went feral this is INACCURATE
>>204532389aislop imageaislop poetryaislop ideas
>new vtuber i just found comissions porn of himselfCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>204532411Because he's too busy making money. He's been working non-stop. To be an A-Lister, you have to do public eye shit, and get anal raped/suck dick.
>>204532451> himself
>>204532420Fath Turdo is a Liberal with the PC branding.
>>204532451i thought vtubers were all girloids
>vtuber>himself
>>204532431But he never tried for the prestige route either, he's never been nominated for an Oscar. For example compare him with Brad Pitt who is only like 5 years younger than him.
>>204532461>he doesn't knowLots of vtubers are dudes with voice changers, onii-chan. uWu
I watch a fuck ton of movies, probably in the thousands considering it's been 1 or 2 a week my whole life, and I've never seen one with Kevin Bacon in it.must be the only A-lister I haven't seen
>>204532451
overreacting much?
>>204532466No this one is a cute twink tuber with a sexy voice, i found twinks LOVE to be vtubers
maybe I'll watch Apollo 13 tonight and break the spell
>>204532477watch JFK. It's a great movie
>>204532476uhh how do I get in on this grift...
>>204532477that'd be an extreme statistical anomaly, assuming most of those are american films. he's so prolific that it spawned the "six degrees of kevin bacon" trend.
>>204532452yes that's why it's peculiar, the way he never seemed to worship Hollyweird like most celebs you'd think he was one of those pseudo-conservative types they keep at arms-length. But actually he says libshit stuff every once and a while.
>>204532485why is the new ranma have tranny color hair instead of just red.
>>204532485ukyo my beloved
>>204532485vgh, back when anime had SOVL
>>204532477Animal House, Footloose, Friday the 13th, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, Flatliners, and A Few Good Men.That's a good place to start.
>>204532477You've never seen Friday the 13th?
>>204532495but what about apollo 1 through apollo 12? aren't you missing out on the apollo cinematic universe?
>>204532477You watched at least 1 of the following:>X-Men First Class>Friday the 13th>Apollo 13>Mystic River
>>204532529been meaning to watch mystic river but I havent seen any of those
I have never felt the love of a bitch in my lifeI’m incel.I’m stone cold, motherfucker
Kevin Bacon is in this movie where Ellen Page rapes (yes, rapes) Dwight from The Office
>>204532498Hire someone to make you a vtuber model, make sure you put focus on the tit jiggle animations, then whatever highlights like hair, eyes, mouth, hands. But the tit animations are key.Then it's just buying the voice changer, and whatever programs that vtubers use.
>>204532504I don't know what the movie They/Them is, but that title screams libtardshit. So I don't know how conservative he is. Or if he's just willing to do whatever movies for money.
Do any of you paypig trash want to buy your king (me) a video game?
only 1 president in the past 30 years even deserves a serious biopic
>>204532564sure :^)faggot
>>204532543I saw this film and have no recollection beyond “chloe moretz is hot”
>>204532567Yeah, because he's going to get sniped.
i'll buy you a video game for 20 bucks as long as the game is not more expensive than 10 bucks
>>204532577You're thinking of the other pseudo-super hero film, Kick Ass.
>>204532577SHE WAS 17 YEARS 11 MONTHS 30 DAYS 23 HOURS 59 MINUTES 59 SECONDS 999 MILLISECONDS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>204532543>>204532590
>>204532291I keep doing a stereotypicalCanadian accent to cheer myself up. There’s something so interesting about this accent.
>>204532545what happens when the software cuts out and my normal voice comes through and I sound like a dude with a super deep voiceI'd be ruined
>>204532592wtf, FBI!
>>204532569i doubt your broke ass could afford anything i want
one time on #reverb.com i sent an offer to buy a MC303 for $300 thinking it was a 505 because i was to excited and didnt read it enough and the seller accepted it and i was too embarrassed to ask to cancel and still to this day every now and then the seller continues to harrass me
cant find anything interesting on tubi. maybe i should stick to pluto or the free shit on youtube
>>204532602You gotta prep for those moments, and play around with the voice changer a bunch. So your simps think that you were just pretending to be a dude.
>>204532609pretty big words for a faglord begging strangers
>>204532598Very bizarre movie.I think it's one of those ones where the writer had a fetish and the connections to make a whole movie out of it
>tubiayo this nigga broke as FUCK LMAO
just ripped a fart that could only be classified as a war crime
>>204532630you are mad because you know what i said is ture
>>204532623Did you watch Ultra Q?
>>204532590Ah, true. Ellen paige was also hot at the time.
why is youtube so unbelievably dogshit nowsearching is almost entirely useless
>>204532645Tubi and Youtube are winning the streaming wars, by being free. Netflix is the only paid service that's profitable.
>>204532630for real though send me a 20 dollars gift card so i can buy a game
>>204532662Same reason Google is.An uninformed, uneducated populous is easier to control.
>>204532645landlordberg got a cease and desist email from MGM after I torrented all 007 films last year. i could pay for a vpn but meh
>>204532671Disney+/Hulu are profitable as of this year.
>>204532649if you're pretending like i don't have $70 well lmao...
just ate a whole can of bush baked onion beans
>>204532662Google has fucked their search so badly with their finger on the algorithm results, that it can't actually do what it's supposed to.
>>204532653I didnt
>>204532683prove it and buy me my game you pathetic slut
dis ogre be eatin ONIONS n beans
>>204532687LOOK AT HIM GO
>>204532703You should. It's like Japanese Twilight Zone.
>>204532598No homo but Patrick Wilson is so handsome
>>204532716He's my man-crush too. I love him in The Conjuring.No homo, of course.
anons be likethese beans be too spicy
>>204532637whats fucked up is that ellen is a tranny who wishes she had balls now
>>204532732Im tired, boss...
>>204532623Watch Columbo or a Hitchcock movie
>>204532732
my cat discovered that the screen in the window is just a suggestion and jumped out from the second story of the house and now hes missing i am so fucking exhaused i've been running around shaking a bag of food and walking around the whole property looking for him for 5 hours now it's really cold out there and i'm very worred and i don't know what to do i've checked under every little nook and cranny and up in every tree with a flashlight and i don't know what to do next he isn't near the house he's an inside boy he's never been outside before and he's probably scared to death and freezing and i'm worried sick does anyone here know what to do i can't lose my other baby boy does anyone know how to try to coax him out of wherever he's hiding other than shaking a dry food bag
>>204532756
>>204532749I always wondered what happened to Ellen, that she transed herself. Was it one of those sex parties that did something to her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MFJCmHyFvM>Gattaca has officially become affordable for people above the elites
>>204532774cats are very resilient. he will wander back home in a few days all dehydrated and dirty. hes chasing pussy and getting into a few fights
>>204532774tell the neighbors and leave a place open so he can come back when he wants
>>204532802he's neutered and he doesn't go outside ever he's completely docile and stupid i'm just worried because i live out in the country and there's owls and coyotes and bobcats and stuff and he's just so domesticated fat and stupid i worry
>>204532704don't think I will though
i dropped out of school to draw furries and build my own fur suit and work on getting my diesel education, ever since doing this all my stress is gone...do you understand what you need to do now?
>>204532822dumb broke whore
I AM ALIVEHERE I AMONE WITH THE WORLD, AND THE WORLD IS ONE WITH MEWITNESS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>204532826Ask what a diesel education is?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYWiUErA9Kw
>>204532774I’ve heard that if you leave some of your clothes outside he might follow the scent and stay near the clothes. Godspeed brother, I hope you are reuinted.
>>204532821damn. if he doesnt get eaten then he should still come back like nothing in a few days when gets hungry or bored
have a giant pimple near my dick
>>204532860i will do this>>204532861im not going to sleep tonight and im going to go outside and walk around the house at the top of every hour until he's found i can't sleep with him missing like this
drinking milk
>>204532863I'm sorry, you have AIDS.
this dude's middle name is portal
>>204532871i never had sex
>>204532840learn how to diesel work on trainz and boat
>>204532879Like a mechanic?
i just wanna cry
>>204532892
>>204532883yea illl become a boat mechanic for the rest of my life :D
>>204532836I don't think you deserve a game
if he dies, he dies, it's the law of the jungle, get used to the fleetingness of life
>>204532892same but i need to be strong right now don't just succumb to it have hope im sure everything will turn out fine
>>204532900Aren't you going to get diesel and water on your fur suit?
>>204532774he'll come back when he feels like it. cats are very keen navigators and can find their way home from dozens of miles away
this bottle of booze i bought is past the best-before date
>>204532907too bad your opinion doesnt matter pissant
>>204532929you gonna let Big Beer dictate when you can or cant get drunk?
>>204532940i only noticed after the bottle was empty, so, ya know
ill buy that cd after the move. actually the 500 euros mint condition one.
Deport the terrorist jeets from Canada. They're now claiming that Canada is their country.
>>204532928this is comforting thank you
>>204532921My fursona is a duck that was affected by an oil spill
>>204532962you can't afford not to have it
>>204532933it sorta kinda does. maybe if you begged better, my boy
riveting thread so far
>>204532974rivet deez nuts*vroom vroom*
just popped a wintergreen zyn >>204532964We stand with you
>>204532961now ur gon get sick
>>204532972true that. true that.
release the goon stick
>>204532750
I feel like shit for dropping out of college and waiting to do trade school
Autism is my superpower.
>>204533021kys christcuck lol
gn
>>204533038What were you going for? What do you want to take instead?
the problem with religious people is trying to shove their shit down your throat never shutting up about jesus this mary that, on 4chan specially, other than that i give no shits what you believe
i opened spotify to look up a song but i forget which song i wanted and it's making me so mad
>>204533060night bud
>>204533069want me to call the waaaambulance?
>>204533079i want you to HELP MEis that so much to ask???
>>204533065The problem with the confirmation bias, is that you don't realize all the times that your bias isn't confirmed, and only remember the times that it is.
>>204533063He was going to become an accountant on daddy's dime but now he is going to do HVAC which will be much easier for a mentally weak loser
>>204533090https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyu9FJPlTyo
>>204533107now i'm gonna have this stuck in my head and i'll never remember what song i was thinking of
>>204533091i literally just said i don't give a shit as long as you aren't one of those
>>204533116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxFNprPOdss
The problem with religious people is that they hold unironic beliefs and convictions and havent capitulated to postmodern irony poisoning. So what if you believe in God, stop trying to save my soul!!!!
>>204528899I’m this anon and I talked with my gf’s parents to keep them in the loop with my proposal plans and to have their blessing. They asked me why the fuck I didn’t have this talk sooner with them and they already said yes months ago. All in all, it went better than I expected.
>>204533107As someone who's been through that, I'm sorry. That is really how the world see people
>>204533151congrats bud
>>204533133You say that like it's a bad thing. The fact that they're immune to this post-modern nonsense is a good thing. Something that the atheists aren't as easily protected from.I was lucky enough to be an atheist who read enough philosophy, and could see all the post-modern Marxism for what it was, and wasn't tricked.
people just want to be right, they want to find an argument where there is none just to say i'm right and you're wrong, it's so annoying
>>204533151congratulations
Utterly failed connections but got wordle on the third try
>>204533178I always get them on the first try.(I have no idea what those games are, and the coloured box screenshots don't help either)
Imagine we all met up and kissed each other
grim thread
>>204533192No /lgbt/ allowed in /cum.
>>204533203latently homosexual vibes from this post......
I hope we all learned some things today
>>204533217https://www.psypost.org/straight-mens-physiological-stress-response-seeing-two-men-kissing-seeing-maggots/Keep dreaming.
>>204533220didnt read today......lol!
Musth or must (from Persian, lit.'intoxicated') is a periodic condition in bull (male) elephants characterized by aggressive behavior and accompanied by a large rise in reproductive hormones. It has been known in Asian elephants for 3000 years but was only described in African elephants in 1981. There is evidence that similar behaviour occurred in extinct proboscideans like gomphotheres and mastodons.Elephants often discharge a thick, tar-like secretion called temporin from the temporal gland during musth. Behavioral management for captive bull elephants in musth includes physical restraint and a starvation diet for several days to a week.
>>204533220Ammericanon's diet still hasn't improved, so his farts are still nasty.
>>204533230 the fact you literally need a study to prove to you that you yourself arent gay.... erm...?
>>204533250>fag tries to twist factsNot falling for your stupid tricks.Np gays allowed.
>>204533178bruh moment
>>204533261latent homosexuality
>seething faggot can't convince anyone
>>204533288im not even gay lol but your posts strike me as insecure gay... you can just tell
>im not even gay lol but
>>204533178Today's Strands was a breeze
>he's still trying>n-n-n-n-n-noooooooo, you can't reply to me against what I said, or you're secretly gayPure projection onto me.
Erm. Im home /cum/mersYall got any of that skribbl?
Hey remember what the Brazilian said about trying to find arguments where there are none
>>204533320my nigga..... you the one posting that others are gay in the first place... lol
brapzilians are stupid
>>204533254I look like that and do that>>204533151Gz bud im jealous and happy
Yes I agree, we should do away with democracy
>>204533382>I AM SILLY
>talks about all of /cum/ kissing each other>gets called out on it>tries to sin it onto the anon calling you outOk, fag.
Im gina go to bed if theres no skribbl....
>>204533382keep licking that boot, subhuman faggot
STOP FIGHTIIIIIIIIING
>>204533395erm
>proving my pointThanks?
Poo
can you read? i didnt post that lmao!
thoughts on Claire Saffitz, big mommy vibes
whohoo
>>204533442WoodberryJust saw spin posted that her cat is out chasing squirrels and shes freaking out oh noHope she finds him or at least calms down enough to wait for him to come backSorry buddy he'll be ok u just might worry for a few daysAnywas gn /cum/maniacs
>>204533382I'm not actually aware of any country that actually runs off of a direct democracy. The fact that you think western countries are direct democracies, says more about you, than about us.That said, Mythbusters already proved over a decade ago, that an amateur can land a plane successfully, so long as they have the ATCer's help. So put on the headset, and ask for help, and you'll be find. Modern planes are very automated.That was after the Mythbusters had shown that without ATC help, it was a 100% failure rate for landing the plane, and with the ATC, it was a 100% success rate.It's not actually like the "man thinks he could win a fight with a bear/lion/gorilla" argument.
>>204533465??
Is it true that your metabolism begins to slow down in your early 30s? And if so, why am I 36 with a wife and child, yet I’ve been around the same weight since high school?
>>204533480Woodberry sounds like would bury as in would bury my dick in her vagina
>>204533500No it isnt
>>204533500It changes as you age. If you aren't gaining weight, then it's prob from your wife's control over what you eat.
How can I tell if a girl is attracted to me or just thinks of me as a friend?
>>204533573does she ever touch you or blush
stankypooyp
>>204533573Just ask in a way that's confident, but not in a way that's confronting her.
>>204533575No :(
>>204533615does she laugh at anything you say?
I fucking love this country, we are so badass, every bitch wants our dick.
>>204533650i don't want your dick, i want your pussy
Bought a bag of undershirts... they were supposed to be medium size but they are fucking small size.And i have to wear them tomorrow.
I paid a 25.8% down payment on my home. I'll probably be dead before I pay off the mortgage.
>>204533671Just make sure that you have enough life insurance to pay the rest of your mortgage and funeral.
stupid /cum/, be more funny
watch Claire Saffitz, she has a cooking channel on youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIUGamlreTU
>>204533805*farts on your couch so when you sit down on it you smell it*
>>204533830bold of you to assume I have a couch
catalog is shittier than usual tonight
>>204533835*farts even harder on your pillow*Enjoy the stink and pink eye.
>>204533842*replaces the pillow cover with a new one**kicks you square in the nuts*
>>204533848*the harder fart penetrated into the pillow itself*The stink will stay. Also I ran away.
*snniiiiiffffffffffff*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT15Gd81xa8
>>204533892No one's masturbated to me.
Aussie accents are so cute
do women masturbate to their classmates and shit like that?
>>204533936not until now... ;)
feeling defeated and ugly. cant take it anymore.
>>204533966of coursewellif you're chad
>>204533950https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrevNzu6Ytc
>>204533980there's a non 0 chance that a women masturbate to me then
>>204533980why would this brazilian being chad or not change the nature of women
>>204533977keep going forward
>>204533966yes and believe it or not they actually do that more (as opposed to fapping to porn etc). women go home and have fantasies about people they know on a more long term basis. as in the attraction exists more permanently and persists in the absence of that person
>>204533997OFF A CLIFF!AYE YO!
>>204534007*until they get on their phone and are flooded with attention between dating apps and social media.
>>204533997trying to, but i dont feel like i belong here. this isn't the world for me.
Catch a wave and take in the sweetness
>>204534021yeah maybe it was more common that way in the past lol
>>204533988maybe the ugly ones did, probably not though they'd still want chad in their fantasies>>204533994uhh...dummy alert!!
>>204534023if you don't belong here you wouldn't have been born you are meant to be here and now
>>204533997sigma rule #34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2pHQqIghRY
>>204534031i was a little bit of a chad back in school
>>204534041https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDqnADGdagc
>>204534038yeah, im just tired of the past/present/future. exhausted of all futures.
sometimes my computer freezes up and it scares me
>>204534085it's probably just overheating, but why would that be scary
>>204534077keep your head up your time of happiness will come
>>204534099I have no money to repair my computer if it takes a shit
do you take pre workout? how do you make sure you got the energy if you're working out after not eating anything the whole day or you just woke up
>>204534124meditate
>>204534119well clean the dust out
>>204533624>>204533611She seems really happy when I talk to her.Maybe she blushes but I can't tell because she wears a lot of make up
>>204534124preworkout makes me itchy and my heart feels like its going to pop
>>204534124Unless you have like 1% body fat, from being a gymrat, you have enough energy from the regular food you eat in a day.
>>204534109i dont expect happiness anymore, tired of getting my hopes up. maybe one day if im lucky my life will be devoid of negatives, but i don't expect much.
Don't look up what body builders buttcheeks look like
>>204534139>>204533611
>>204534146stop being such a debbie downer no one will want to be around you or talk to you if you are so negative
chad can be a debbie downer and women think it's sexy
>>204534167i keep it to myself usually, despairposts are rare from me cause i know people don't like hearing it but tonight idc i gotta let it out.
>>204534179>he so deep always thinking about his inner life and others
>>204534194thats fine im that way too sometimes
>>204534156Idk how I'd phrase it.I'm just going to start by asking her if she wants to hang out, I need to get over that hurdle
EHHHHHHH PUTOOOOOOO!!!!
>>204534179is that the rickroll guy
playin a rootie tootie boomer shootie
>>204534179the e girl makeup style is the female equivalent to a fedora
>>204534154fuck i'm gonna cum
me? despairpost and complain constantly. have driven away all my friends and made my family hate me.
>>204534222makes me want to redownload duke nukem 3d
How many Indians are itt
>>204534222They don't make'em like they used to.
>>204534248hey how are ya hey how are ya
goodnight
>>204534203>Let me put my salami in your roast beef, and then you'll be my girl, and I'll be your man.kidding, unless you're a gigachad.Whatever you say, you can't make her feel trapped, but you can't be a pussy ass bitch while doing it. Don't overthink it.
>>204534236advanced suicide strat, now you can kys without any guilt.
>>204534236Don't do itLove yourself first then find new friends
i don't like my family more than they don't like me desu
dr paveli'm cia
>>204534315my family has fallen apart because my parents got divorced and then i became estranged from my mother and sister. i still see my sister every once in a while but we don't really connect anymore.
The reasons that social science isn't science are 100% ideologicalActual social science - the detection & analysis of patterns in aggregate human outcomes - is per se illegal
there's nothing wrong with you there's something wrong with me there's something wrong with you
>>204534350i like my mom, it's more like my extended family, it's just bothersome, my dad died so without him caring the business his whole side of the family is gone for me since i can't socialize myself
if you knew me like i knew me, you'd hate me too
I'm just waiting for the day a homeless schizo junkie randomly assaults me downtown. I go into Vancouver enough. It's bound to happen eventually.
>>204534402my extended family on my dad's side are a lot wealthier than us, so i really dislike hearing them talk about their vacations or boats. makes me feel ashamed of our frugal life.
>>204534543are you going to beat him up or shoot him, i mean you're waiting for it so you must be prepared, right?
>>204534550u should get rich
Wow no previous in the thread, try to do better this time nitwits
Lions are pretty cool animals
>>204534560im lazy, i dont think id get much out of being wealthy. seems pointless if you're lonely like me.
>>204534550that's usually the case, my dads side is rich, my moms side is poor, you can probably figure out how that happens, i'm like middle class, i don't feel ashamed or anything
>>204534583You are too weak
Bussy
>>204534583are the schizo homeless mostly contained to east hastings or have they spread out?
Poop and penis
>>204534639They're everywhere but most concentrated in the downtown Eastside yeah.
Who here wants to fight me
>>204534714have you seen "Carts of Darkness"
>>204534774NEW
>>204534724fight this bussy
