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>>204534724me when i see your stupid ass
>>204534724ok
>>204534786>TIGER >TIGER >TIGER >TIGER >TIGER UPPERCUT
Shoutout to Marc Emery. He a real one.
very bright full moon is helping me see better while i'm searching it's a big help no luck yet it's really really cold out here so i'm going to go back out in an hour with gloves this time
going to treat myself to some oreos
>>204534890what are you searching for
Just got done stroking my elephant trunk
>>204534908tomo should be the one getting hit with a frying pan
>>204534908his cat ran away
>>204534908my indoor cat has been missing for 8 hours now he broke through the screen of a second story window and i've been searching pretty much non stop i had to come in earlier because my phone flashlight was dead and i just got back from walking the property another two times i'm hungry and cold and tired but i have to keep looking
Can a cat go on an incel walk in peace? damn...
>>204534941Often when this happens the cat will appear at your back door meowing a few days later
>>204534956he's too sweet to be an incel and i'm starting to get really really worriedthere's a lot of things out there that would eat him and i know he's hiding somewhere scared to death and it's freezing cold outside and frantically searching for 8 hours hasn't helped at all i'm just beat up and even more sad and my face hurts
more like he's too ballless to be an incel HEYO
>>204534986Calm down he will make his way home in the morning
>>204534986Roughly 70% of lost cats are reunited with their owner but sometimes it can take days
>>204535027i know everyone i've been texting and calling has told me pretty much that but i just feel guilty sitting in my warm house watching tv or going to sleep while my baby boy is out there i feel compelled to just keep looking
>>204535058why was he an indoor cat anyways
>>204535058He is hanging out with his new opossum friends
>>204535058Your cat has a built in coat
>>204535079Outdoor cats eat native wildlife
>>204535079i don't have outdoor cats they are horrible for the environment and kill all kinds of stuff >>204535084he's a long hair so i'm sure he will be okay but his nose is probably really cold he has a really big sniffer and for some reason it's always cold when he rubs up on me >>204535080i don't want that because the opossum could kill him i've been actively trying to scare away the raccoons and possums because i don't want them to dissuade him from coming inside
>>204535117who cares
>>204535131Intelligent, kind people.
>>204535153not very kind to the cat, is itas evidenced by anon's cat's escape
I kidnapped and killed your cat sorry but I was hungry
>>204535167?
>>204535186cats like to go outsidecats don't like to be kept inside
>>204535130put some water and food out he'll come back
>>204535197he's terrified of being outside it's scary to go out, there's no ceiling or walls he has never had a desire to go out and i think this may have been an accident
>>204535224Lmao wtf
>>204535224if that were true he wouldn't be gone, he would just start meowing close by and not wander off
>>204535246the instinct is to hide silently somewhere to avoid predators, i'm sure he's nearby i just can't find him
I think /mu/ has more dedicated schizos then any non-/vg/ board on this site
>>204534908i love wordplay
I'm almost 29 years old and I've never masturbated ask me anything
What are you going to do for thanksgiving America?
>>204535320Do you get an erection at all?
>>204535349Yes
>>204535329Sleep
Can white people actually tan?
>>204535392Yes
>>204535392nigga why do you think they call it a farmers tan?
>>204535399>>204535405They turn orange though not brown right?
I want to scream at the top of my lungs and go crazy
>>204535422same
>>204535422What's stopping you
>>204535445Momberg and Dadberg
>>204535422>>204535455Are you the short anon
>>204535455You have to be 18 or older to post here yn
>>204535471Yeah
>>204535411no they turn tan that's why it's called a tan, not a brown
>>204535483Why do you want to scream and go crazy
>>204535482we can't all be rich puerto ricans who can afford to move out at 18
>>204535493Just frustrated
I'm white but people mistake me for Latino
I'm a force of nature
more like puta rico
>I'm white but people mistake me for Latino
Mr poopypants says hi
I wish I had experienced heelys as a child. You know how people say that thing about how they regret missing out on teenage Love because once you miss out you can never experience it, never experienced girls in their peak freely having sex because they're young and don't have to worry about it as much as when they're in their late twenties and looking for a husband? That's how I feel about heelys
>>204535567I don't feel that way about anything
>>204535550Thought this was Eliot Rodger for a second
I'm descended from italians and people have thought I was jewish 3 times in my life and it makes me seethe because they're basically just calling me ugly
I'm drunk and I want to be physically violentI will not be but it is an urgeI think i go through my life constantly angry and I am constantly searching for the sourceand when I was younger it was the popular kids but as I've grown up it's become corporations and thr government I don't think I'm an anarchist I just think I'm angry and violentbut the source now is the same as the source thenI think I am the worst person I knowI like pat the bunny and folk punk in general because it's self hating but also it gives me something else to blame when im tired of me me meI told myself I'd write some poetry tonight but I can barely string words together to write a coherent sentenceand especially when I get drunk every night how can I expect to accomplish anything but poisoning myself with alcohol and self-hatred?even though this place has caused me irreparable harm I still love it with all my heart because it was here when no one else wasand that is probably dangerous but I can't help but feel the love tonight
I run this town
>>204535567I member zooming down the sleek aisles at the supermarket in my heelies and almost crashing into people as they turned the corner or pushed their cart into viewshit was so cash
>>204535576>anon who had heelys and also had sex
Elliott Roger and Elliott Page...same person??? hmmmmmmm
>>204535567I remember when every kid had wheelies in school good times but you didn't miss out on anything they were just a dumb gimmick
>>204535596Neither of those, but I did go on Stand By Me type adventures with my friends (no dead bodies though)
>>204535583shut the fuck up, distefano
>>204535567this could be the first joke at your first open micit's got some potential but akso I understand I never enjoyed the pure childlike joy of heelys I was always trying to grow up too fast
>>204535589based
>>204535615Heelys* stupid phone
I am the spark that will light the fire that will burn /brit/ down
>>204535615t. didnt have heelies
>>204535636did you mean to post this here?it's very cringe either waykeep it up
>>204535589based self aware anon
i am the stone that will thrown at mousenonce head killing him
>>204535679Best post you've made in weeks
I didnt go on any Stand by me adventures wiht my friends but during our sophomore year of high school we went camping, one of my friends shit himself in his sleeping bag, the stoners ate all our food and we had to subside on pancake mix for dinner, and another dumbass almost created a molotov cocktail trying to light our campfirethen we blocked one guy inside the bathroom with a truck when it was like 34 degrees in the morningGOD I want to go back...
>>204535703Posted it again award
>>204535589have you thought about not being an alcoholic maybe
>>204535387I am going to make food
>>204535762I am food
Nigga I'm sleepy
I AM DRUGS
>>204535724i don't think I'm an alcoholic yetbut some nights i don't ddink yesthose nights are pretty peacefulI suppose I havent had a bad night when I havent drunkwhy do I even do this i feel like it always just makes me sadI think on some level I want to hurt i want to punish myself i want to diealcohol is like self harm for meand it feels euphoricif i wasn't so damn socially anxious I'd love to take a couple shots before work in the morningbut that's how I knoe I'm not an alcoholic I'm sorry if this one is cringe I didn't expect people to call me basedis this post like my Pinkerton
time for anotha sipwho else is sipping tonight and what are you sipping in your country
>>204535813Cold coffee (it's midnight).
>>204535785ARBYS...
>>204535698have you had a lot of memories like this or is this the one you hold on to because it was the closest you ever felt to being a real person?if it's the latter I have a few of those too
https://youtu.be/lM5w9z5Q5w4?si=MCCDAgcae6Cx8Sr1I'm going to kill everyone
>>204535836why would you do.that to.yourzekf do you not get anxiousand do you work on thr morning
It’s over
lots of impotent incel rage here tonight
I'm going to curse everyone in this thread in satans name
>>204535866I don't work.
You can tell how bored I am from my posts
>>204535889It's almost 09:30am. I think you should go to sleep already.
>>204535889thats probably me but akas I am no incelJust autistic>>204535901how do you support yourself? living at home still?no judgement just curious
oh ho ho would you look at that. Looks like I have to shit again. Thanks a lot god, real funny joke you've got going on here guess ill just keep fucking shitting
I live in California
>>204535946I despise you
My address is- OOPSNot gonna post that here haha
>>204535992Your seething only makes me stronger
>>204536041Werewolves are lurking, careful
>>204535889https://youtu.be/SCg0idsPXaM?si=NaH4W3gA4iiaGI2j
>>204536057 don't tell me that
People in California wear sunglasses all the time and skate or surf everywhere.
>>204536131And they eat double chocolate chunk cookies
>>204536131It's true
>>204536131People in California are like this: Black - the same as always except they have not much of a presence and nobody thinks they're cool White- gay yuppies who jerk off to themselves in the mirror or they're crackwhores dying in public (or in their parents mansion if lucky). Way more in shape and attractive than most of americaMexicans- everywhere, they are the normal californians. wear shirts to the beach and pools, and are extremely obese. Asians- have sex with the white people
>>204536156
my pussy 6 feet long bitch
>>204536216>everywhere, they are the normal californians.Kill yourself paco
>>204536285Im not mexican its just how it is bitch
>tfw you reverse image search something and you miss out on the pleasure of asking what it is
>>204536216Too complicated.
>>204535895i'm watching the american television series the curse starring nathan fielder
I love latinas so fucking much.
Lone Canadian of the dead thread give me your wisdom
>>204536402You would say that, from canada
any anime fans in the house
>>204536477test
>>204536503I hope you fall down
>>204536528on the bosom of a girl
>As late as the year before, his biographer Edmund Morris reported, Reagan was still strong enough to rake leaves from the family pool, but even that basic household chore had become tinged with sadness.>"He will rake leaves for hours, not realizing that they are being surreptitiously replenished by his Secret Service men," Morris wrote.Why would the secret service bully an old man with Alzheimer's?Please explain /cum/.
lads its cowboy timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKt8i9_CIhk
>>204536470
>>204536538you fall over this, she does this behind you and I push you so you trip over her
>>204536584I forgot picture , its over
i'm tired and my body hurts good night i hope i have good news tomorrow
do you guys ever have a moment of extreme lucidity? where basically you suddenly realize what you look like to others in a more intense way than usual and see yourself as a real person from an outside perspective? usually when it happens to me its when I wake up in the morning. It makes me not want to do anything
>>204536700https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhat-xUQ6dw
>>204536645schizojeetarino is back huh sad
>>204536700usually happens when i take mushrooms
rapeape, take schizojeet away he's being a nuisance
>>204536909I left some shit in my toilet for you to eat
I'll be lollin' when rapeape rapes schizojeet
>>204537026whatever I don't even know what this it talking about. cum is mine now though. Im the new king of cum. In going to bed though
Im white o algo
I gotta lay off the pot I'm starting to forget seriously basic things
>>204537150he's not gonna "beat u up" he's going to RAPE you, like an APE
>>204537179None
>>204537147What do you think of this
>>204537192I think you're Dominican
>>204537217why
>>204537225Very similar posting patterns
https://x.com/scubaryan_/status/1856801874654945443this nibba be a RAPPER rape king!
Are you Dominican? Answer.
>>204537476prepare ur angus, schizojeet
>>204537520That's a rude thing to say
>>204537609Ahhhh okayyy
building passenger rail is fiscally conservative and im tired of boomers pretending we shouldn't have it. Our rich countries should be coated end to end in passenger rail and my town of 40,000 people in NA should have 15 min service at minimum to the nearest city desu
Go get run over by a train schizojeet.
you're annoying and these terms were immediately added to my filter
You live in a room with 18 other jeets. Don't think so highly of yourself.
good morning my canadian boys
>>204537893Shut up
little canacuck can only spam text on an imageboard lmaooo
>>204537901floating island of garbage
>>204537969What a rude vile comment.
>>204534840Reintroduce the death penalty for pot possession
Gonna jackoff.
Done jacking off. I washed my hands btw.
Washing your hands is a racist and outdated concept forced upon the BIPOC of the world by colonizers. Washing your hands is no better than not washing your hands. If you don't believe me, read an advanced biology textbook, bigot.
also done jacking off, went over my chest because i was not expecting a massive load
you know its a good one when it shoots on your own face, only happens like once or twice a year though
Finished mega farting
Eating pulled pork and mashed taters
>The downtown core is going to be bustling, especially on show days, prompting officials to urge those who do not have tickets not to travel to the coredont travel to your city unless you have swiftie tickets chud!god I hate normalfags
>>204538757never happened to me once
SHUSH GIRLSHUT YOUR LIPSDO THE HELEN KELLER AND TALK WITH YOUR HIPS
Is it true Trudeau's wife left him for an American?
>>204535567Teenage love is overrated
>>204535583Just means you're Med looking
>a rudimentary implant
thatfemboy thatfemboy thatfemboy thatfemboy thatfemboy thatfemboy thatfemboy thatfemboy thatfemboy
its so sad that that the girl who called me names is no longer interested in me. you dont know how difficult and rare it is for a fit girl to call you a name that you dont mind and is a dorogatory name shes using to make fun of you, and the benefit of that
need a gf >AI cant help with getting gf AI cant help wtih getting gf ;=;
literally what i need to have sex is for the girl to come into bed next to me AND THEN even kiss me a little. its insane>umm mouseanon i think i like you and your posts on 4chan are so epic erm ok i dont know how to respodn to this to progress
>find cute, complete unhinged girl on the internet and stalk her >"i love my two (TWO!) boyfriends and posts half naked pictures of herself im ok with the girl making the advances. im not responsible nor do i have the proper functional growth and nurture pre-trained into me from when i had neuroplasticity
need a femboy - and a job - so that i can be at work, and buy an exercise ball, and have him sit on it all day
need to have sex with him recording, and i look into the camera to pose my muscles that i work on and have him put his butt up in the air (so that it looks nice)
does anyone even respond to the british Schizo? I'm surprised hes still here, I use this general like once every 6 months and this faggot is still here, must have been 2+ years
need an inspector woman to come check my house to see if it is clean, and maybe clean up my house, but to have diazepines in her mouth already, to spit into mine, and also im in bed. then have her walk around my house for 5 10 minutes while im in bed. and she wears those T shirts which show booba
>>204541859more than 2 years of your bs and non-stop complain campaign and no results matter fact ill just filter the other word so that i can see none of actual fats posts, and then you have one less thing to cry about and can maybe even fuck off. wow
>>204541891I don't post here often so I'm not whoever you think I amWhy do you post here if no one talks to you?
need to spit in a girls mouth
convenient how it is ALWAYS that with you tee-hee its just not me i just chose this anonymouse board w here i (a psychopath) can do this :3 teeheeplease go away and stop distracting me and also ou are shit tier. stop wasting my time you disabled freak. im asking for you to stop talking to me so that i can stop responding. also: last post to youget a life
>>204541942he's a basket case there's no intelligible reason. your responses have given him motivation to carry on for another 6 months
last post to you: slit your wrists. your life is grim
i'm the middle of my mewing routine
>at work>bitch messages me in the chat>hi, how are you?>ok, you?>same>doesn't message me further>doesn't say what she needs help with>asks me how I am, tells me how she is, then dips outI'm so tired of these NPCass interactions in this NPCass universe.
>>204534786hes got that mk1 move set (the real mk1 not the new one)
the democrats always say that the red side sucks dicks of the elite but then bully Alex Jones for talking about the elites. they are the same kind of people to laugh at you for saying "the elites" when talking about Africa or how they could be using social credit score cards to dispense water, and if the 'the elites' wanted to, then they could stop all of the water. the democrats support things like that. therefore i cannot support the democrats. it has to starting being said again that it is happening, and must be stopped; and, once again, black lives really do matter
>>204542001I bet he thinks you're the same guy responding to himself lmao
not to mention how they are both the same. not like the house(s) of commons, and of the lords. that one side stopped the wars, and the other side pulled the product - that, after the crisis was declared. that one side does what they can get away with, and the other takes the blame. not that either are good but it is not to say that they are not both the same
>>204542196no serious person in america actually believes what any of them say at this point. voting is a meme now.
>>204542141maybe she likes you but shes shy
>>204542324people are still voting. not voting is communism i wonder where Bernie Sanders went during the last election
im glad that Donald Trump stopped the wars. you cant support war anon. how can you defend war?
>>204542354i saw people adding fake candidates onto the ballots. i think thats the only thing that the voting system is good for now. next cycle i shall put down Pewdiepie or Honest Abe.
>>204542505thats pretty dangerous unless another candidate gets most of the votes >hurr do you cant just say "me" on the voting ballot, that is wrong and doesnt work because of blah blah blah rule its not a serious discussion but voting all for one candidate is better even though it wouldnt work on the real world because it is lItErRaLlY hItTlEr
i dont care about the election. i think the best outcome possible happened
>>204542573voting is good but its kinda grim right now and im just trying to make that best out of a shitty meal.
in my country, if the farmer MP running to be mayor or whatever offered me some acres of land for my vote for him, then i would. if it was anyone i agreed with then i would do that. but i dont vote. the best outcome always happened, and, if it doesnt you have guns (in America)
>>204542660it doesnt affect you so much and you just need to focus on getting money and whatever you want. i guess some of it does affect doing that, and maybe you dont get what i mean because you seem sensible. but it isnt life and death for which president you have
It's 62°F in my house
>>204542660and it isnt even a shitty deal the democrats wanted to take away your freedoms and make you into slaves
the last 3 candidates have been picked not because they were the best one fit for the country but rather the lesser evil. American citizens have to strain their heads to pick who they want now.
im not telling you to vote for Bernie Sanders but you are right. its the same in the UK really but we dont have guns so is there really anything much more to take away from us to make our lives worse? no
>>204542727you got that right. no matter what has happened, ive been focusing on my career so that i can buy some land and a nice home. id like to die in the woods you know?
>>204542837dying in the woods, in a PFAS bag filled with your body and explosives. live forever to be discovered by the next civilization. its over. also do the same with plants and animals to turn them into oil
Sexy to someoneeee is all I really want
cleaning my house (looking for the poppy seeds) i found some bags of Afghan poppies, so im going to try plant them. ive lost ALL of the other poppy seed bags (over 10,000 seeds, this is an insane amount of seeds)
some poppies grew near a postbox and the GUBBERMENT cut them down (the best thing to do with those plants i think), but then a bunch of poppies came up across Scotland. hopefully they spread their seeds and more can start popping up
>>204542327No, she's just an NPC.
im glad Justin is on his way out. hes so handsome though
i hope they do research into growing poppies in Canada, like using gasoline as fuel for them. make them grow in the winter also 1-2 weeks ago it was probably the last chance to overwinter poppy seeds
>no gf
>>204542864lol, i like you
>no bf
did you know that gunpowder and brass is good for poppies? very simplified, but basically you can shoot up into the air in a poppy field and its good for the farming!
its legal to shoot into the air in Texas farms (if you own it) if its larger than 10 acres. bit crazy of the government to try to restrict you firing your guns in areas (except for not being allowed to do it in civilian areas)
i began to use the three-axis rule (and tried to use my hand to show it to myself) the other day in my life with a problem about momentum being preserved between axis
Canadian poupoon x POPPIES!!!!!!! >.< !
blood poppies blood poppies blood poppies
>>204543418:D
>>204543456!!!! :D
I might go and live underground with the rocks and stones until this all blows over.
people do this
ive never heard Justin Treadu speak
vute little flashing black pixel on my screen uwu i wish it was the whole screen (on the BIOS)
>>204543659this is microsoft support sir you are having the virus
i could eat 413 McChicken nuggets and ive definitely eaten at least 200 nuggets also
>>204543737a lot of call centre people like flirting with me probably because im so anxious and sometimes overstep but then i have to hang upand theyre like "have a nice day hm" so sad
>>204543737then i have to hang up at the end of the call and then theyre just like " " that uwu
tfw no literally insane gf
if all crime was legal 48 hours i would cook meth hands down it isnt even a question. or explosives
actually they should do this
>>204544057id buy a lot of pills. a lot.
>>204544147thats not illegal. you coudl also steal them. it would be free
cummers,
oh yeah there is also the Afghan/Iraq thing where they cant go to heaven if a woman kills them, and a girl soldier who served (apparently!) made a shorts about that
because she is a woman! she was so thicc too. and a blonde. maybe those people just enjoy doing that stuff. thats hot
>>204544170id want opioids tho hard to get
>>204544359so thetn, blow up the pentagon with a rocket launcher and loot some from a pharmacy
erm hopefully he nukes them
LegalEagle says that DT has hired his own personal bodyguards instead of using the FBI. i bet no other president has ever done that
be right back going to Publix
even FL voted republican. they are usually democrats (with Walt Disney and all) hopefully Florida stays the same
any other ugly freaks here
>>204544620i have no gf
>>204534774sex
sex
gex
seeeeeex
WHAT is he doing!?
tfw no gf to put me in a box
tfw no gfsmum
zoomettegf and gfs mom haha
zoomette gf school uniform cosplay
some idiot drew the demon core as a white and black flash and not a blue flash so basically now i am able to see what normal people see when they say to other peple "haha you dont even have a GSCE in this subject" or common mistakes people make and they say that you dont have a GSCE in history or paste events
pretty sad desu. like who cares that the flash was blue all of the plants in winter alive in Scotland are purple right now
ii heard on the radio two people talking to one-another and they both "knew" French, so they started trying to talk (in the usual way where one person cared more) and it was the same as every other time people do that. i dont want to speak French with people (and i dont know any of it) just speak English
listening to the radio
un dun catto sanc seis (or tetera!) quattro sex sevenocttresundecdeca
ein swein swere thumbsexseven nien ten
Why are homes in Dallas so cheap?
>>204545547how much
>>204545547you have to be religious or they kick you out
>no suicidal zoomette gf who tries to cut her wrists all the time
said that the problem of not knowing which alcohol to buy would be solved on its own with the help of acohol even though i didnt fully believe it and it has turned out to be true and i will get a small bottle of vodka for my monster energy drink that i have
anti anxiety medication hehe tfw no literal sculpture bf to reverse-spoon with (make a circle)
he probably changed his hair. thats so quirky i mean last time he did put his hood up but his hair probably didnt look like that. he probably changed it to look like that. so cute hes also like 6ft 7
i want to lick him
Alri mousey
just kidding. holding hands is cutewe can go hold hands and walk around. not straight away though i just want to go sit somewhere and sit down
epic toby tantrum
buy ephedrine online
>>204545902>>204545907kys
bonjouir j-sues le equine, equus
je'seus equine. per vos le mini porc'epic?
get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bftqq_BqQHIequus
vos pas mini porc'epic?? give it back! (dont know how to say that part)
>>204546071What language is this? Looks like a mixture of French and Latin.
equus solicitaere
equus surrigaere meos
equuseos surrogatus
>>204546102Will you be my bf?
hello
>>204546533hi
Mc'onads
blonde gfs
hauk tuah the laptop charger powerbank
gwen pregnant
ok but i do want a gf how about that
what now
ok be right back forum
Modest Mouse - All Floats On
Slept in late again award
>>204548185>>204548185>>204548185
