Costa's Cajun Spiced Chicken Pizza Wrap Edition
I'm white o algo
adnams ghost ship
>>204537690slop
>>204537690how inconceivably grim, it looks like a clogged artery
can feel another bout of diarrhoea coming on, that will be 15 diarrhoeas over the last day and a half
Cup of tea and some cold kebab meat for breakfast
>>204537690
>>204537697more like puto rican
>>204537762Rude
>>204537735Isn't.>>204537748Doesn't look like that in person, to be fair.
>>204537758lad you might be dying
>>204537760
i had to do it to him
Got the leccy blanket on lads it lovely
>>204537778it's alright lad just a tummy bug x just do a liquid poo every 90 minutes or so is all
>>204537789actual geriatric HATE electric blankets me, turn me into a big sweaty slug
>>204537809i saw into the wild, he died from pooing
>>204537780crazy to me that people genuinely don't realize it's a dude
I hate white people btw
>>204537789recent convert, loving it
>>204537758If you’re the lad who did the vocaroo yesterday I literally wanked listening to it
think diarrhoealad might be making all this up, that's far(t) oo many diarrhoeas for any mortal man to handle in this amount of time
>>204537849yes that was me, I'm glad you got something out of my suffering x
>>204537835They just assume it's an unattractive woman and go on about their lives, mate.
>>204537831Just nice to pop on at full blast when you first get out of bed in the morning to warm you up, no need to have it on all day>>204537845Good lad
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?The wall behind him.
>>204537850most of them are only little diarrhoeas lad, less than a half pint a time if I had to guess though I have had some that would rival victoria falls as wellstarting to feel better so hope it'll be over soon x
Any weird names when you were at school?There was one guy who had the surname FREAK. He couldn't make a facebook account using his real name because the system blocked it every time, probably thought it was somebody trying to set up a page to bully someone lmao. I think he just ended up using FREEK instead.Also another lad had the surname SUTCLIFFE. People would ask him how many prozzers he killed over the summer holidays. Funny stuff.
>>204537895not me, but my brother went to the same school as a lad called Sanil Bangah who was appropriately called snail banger
>>204537789
>>204537895The surname 'Lightbody'.
>>204537964I knew a Lighthowler
When Kurt Cobain was young his mother told him not to play with guns.But it went in one ear and out the other.
>>204537995
Pakistani violation of white purity
another day of pretending
How will you defend your family from Afro-Asian gangs?
What's the difference between George Best and Princess Diana's chauffeur? Best could take corners when he was pissed.
kurt cobain more like kurt noBRAINz
>>204538074Did George Best actually get drunk for matches?
>>204538060I wont
>>204538074Nobody under 30 either knows or cares about either of those.
>>204538087>Nobody under 30matters
>>204537895We played a posh school at rugby and one of the lads on the other team was constantly refered to as boulrage (must be a fancy anglo-french surname) and it quickly entered our own lexicon. It became a common putdown. You'd say something like 'do one boulrage' to someone or 'get a load of boulrage over here' or similar. I wonder what the original boulrage would think of this.
Why is London so liberal/ left wing if high immigration makes others vote for the Right?Why is immigration making some part of the country vote Reform but in London, where the number of foreign born people has increased massively over the last twenty years, has moved further left? It is curious that London never seems bothered by immigration in modern times. I know some will say that London's so foreign now that the immigrants just vote Labour etc... But that doesn't make so much sense. Many immigrants can't even legally vote in a GE, and even if they can, many don't. Most Londoners voting for the left are born and raised in Britain. Even the posher, whiter parts of London, have trended away from the Tories. Chelsea has a Labour MP now, shock horror. I live in a pretty white British part of London, Twickenham, and the Lib Dems dominate. London is so expensive that people have more reason to moan about rent/ living costs compared to anywhere else, but yet that never seems to produce an anti- immigration politics. Is it just that modern London contains a lot of highly educated liberal minded people compared to provincial towns and villages?
fush and chups for tea
not a sodding pixel of that treatise
>>204538122what's the aussie equivalent of fish and chips?
Doing a haka war dance while I overfill the air fryer with potato smileys
wow /brit/ is shit right nowclosing this tab prontosuggest you all do the same
>>204538100remember to take your medication granddad x
>>204538142good lad
>>204538150already done lad
>>204538140barra and chippies
>>204538112>Why is London so liberal/ left wing if high immigration makes others vote for the Right?Because the young lefties there live in little middle class lefty communities where they don't have to interact with darkies.
>>204538140still fish and chips you blithering idiot
>>204538161thx, taking note if i ever go to australia (won't)
>>204538140koala and chips
really really lonely lads
closing the tab now !
I started to get tired during sex the other day, so I asked the girl to get on top. To which she replied, "You haven't raped many girls before have you?"
What is up
Little Aussie fella drinking Fosters through a digeridoo
>>204538190get yourself a cup of tea, watch some frasieryou'll be all right, la
still find her hairs all over the flat <_>
Never really occurred to me just how many povvos are in this country.I keep seeing how things are more expensive now but I've genuinely not even noticed it. The only two things I've seen significantly rise in price is ketchup and baked beans, both Heinz.You used to be able to get a tin of Heinz beans for like 70p a few years ago and now they're like £1.20. Same with the ketchup, I can't remember the price of it before but it certainly wasn't fucking £4 for the big one.
>>204538230you don't need that balding bitch
briefly closed the tab but then opened it again
>>204538202should've asked her for pointers
so lonely so alone
>>204538281get the asmr on lad
I, Toilet Bog Fart, as Cuntmander-in-Queef poo solelmnly swear fat I shill fartfully excrement the Offpiss of Pooreshitdent and Burger King of the Poonited Shites of Arsemericrack, kike my predecessors before me in the Shite House, and will poo the best of my ashillititty, pooserve, pootect and defend the Constipation of the Poonited Sharts, so help pee God.
There is a higher than zero percent change that Mike Tyson loses his shit tonight and bites Jake Paul's ear off.
but i didn't treat her very nicely and didn't display my love or affection very well so its all my own fault
>>204538305good post
>>204538318Shut up
fight for black rights
>>204538305scrtmeaign
@allblog on
>>204538328nah, fuck emungrateful bastards the lot of them
>>204538350>nah, fuck emwe'll do that after we get them rights
i got fuck i got duuck i got fuck i got got got got got guck fufk fuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fufck
That's the euromillions ticket bought. This time next week I'll be sat here with the heating on full blast wearing brand new underpants
Just saw that haka videoAs if NZ weren't Reddit enough already, goodness me
>>204538403
>>204538403steady on chap, bit spenny that no?
>>204538388NO, NOT LIKE THAT
>>204538438a greek statue of a manadonis himself
>>204538403I still haven't recovered from getting a notification on my phone at like 3am telling me to log into my national lottery account because I won and then it was just a fiver lmao
don't get why you lot think it's funny to post photos of a severely mentally ill man at his lowest point
>>204538401https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iig3QXCHikw
>>204538438love a tasteful nude
>>204538438my favourite /brit/ pic of all time
>>204538481i like the spermy knob ones
i am so ANGRY with myself GRRRRRRAHHHHHHHHH
>>204538438nice arse
reminds me of the horror story where the couple played the same numbers every week and then the numbers came up but the wife didn't play the numbers
High IQ joek here
>>204538469
>>204538517would've unironically bounced her head off the floorboards to say the VERY least
>>204538517https://www.joe.co.uk/news/couple-miss-out-on-182m-lottery-win-as-ticket-payment-didnt-go-through-3-457663
>>204538545looooool
>>204538469just funny innit
>>204538517that couple? Mr and MRs Einstein
my internal organs hurt
>>204538557leooooon
Deleted all of my SeasideMARK images. Cutting it right down x
>>204538576so said thy mother after i had finished with her
sick of seeing richard tice's bint of a wife on my youtube feed
>>204538476I remember :'(
>>204538604it not right
>international weekend
>>204538545How do you buy a ticket if you don't have the money to pay for it? Did she just check the numbers she plays and didn't actually look at her ticket that she didn't buy? Also how does somebody not have £2.50 in their bank, surely it would just go into her overdraft and go through anyway?Doesn't make any sense.
>>204538571cousin fucker and poincaré did it first
>>204538630still part of the SeasideARMY all the way x
my fellow poo-doers
doing quite the poo.quite the poo indeed.
>>204538654how do you 'poo' my fellow gamers
leaves are still on the treesmad
mental illness isn't real tim just wants to go back to santa barbara and be a singer and a musician and do his comfort routine and plead for assistance every day and to have the builders leave him alone alright fuck off
hurricane pootrina is inbound i repeat inbound
>>204538305this confuses and enrages the yank
you can not poo like that
>>204538645they just didn't play that week but thought they could spin a story. if she played every week she'd check the ticket which would say if she'd won a prize but she said she rang up thinking she'd won. complete bollocks
Looking on Rightmove with the sorting set from highest price to lowest in anticipation of my euromillions win tonight de lads.Might give you all £100 if I win, get yourself a nice pair of jeans
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1731666383604689.webm
up the langers
>>204538723dont think that will be possible since i in fact will be the winner of the yoyomillions
>>204538727screaming mad how this one probably wins cringe of the year award
>go shop>get stuff>get in queue behind two fellas>woman brings her daughter ina children in need bear contume>girl on the till stops working for 5 minutes to tell the girl how cute she wasliterally wish i wasn't an autistic freak and could have just told her to keep doing her fucking job
>>204538727
imagine if all the irish mps got up and did a little jig in the house of commons to solve the troubles
This woman is part of the top 0.001% of attractive womenIn a global population that still means 40,000 women, so in a media sense it's not outrageously rare
>>204538727they really thought they did something
>>204538710Don't understand these types of newspaper articles. It takes 10 seconds to show it's not true and anyone with half a brain can already tell it makes no sense.
>>204538795not attractive really would not bang
*does a little dance*
>>204538797They'll be in history books, what have you done?
>>204538403just bort 2 tix mesel
>>204538727nun timmy cud do
>>204538833I'm happy
Nothing more intimidating than a group song and dance routine with jazz hands and sticking your tongue out to make a silly face
he done loss his mind
Tested my deadlift max last night, done minimal strength training since august (heaviest session was 3x3 with 250kg a few weeks ago) and still hit 280kg on a stiff barI am a tank
having a sober friday
>>204538904unlucky lad doing lots of drugs and alcohol meself x
>>204538904ok
mad if jake paul gets sparked out
>missed the appointment last time cause I slept part alarm, only had 2 hours of sleep >learn my lesson and set and this time I set my alarm at the end of my REM sleep cycle, 3 times throughout the day to make sure I don't forget>alarm is set for the wrong dayFeel cursed to be late, every time I try to correct for last times screw else and something different fucks me over. Then the pattern repeats itself again and again
Grrr me lift heavy weight up and down
>>204538813not woolly enough for ya hey paddy
>>204538727me stood at the desk looking confused
>>204538883heavy that lad. what do you weigh?
celebrity boxing is gay asf
hello lads, today I will be playing dark souls 3, just beat the gang of monks
>>204538947blgo on
>leave jake paul to me
if you interact with 20 and 30-somethings outside of your run-down village of shitterton in north wanktonshire, you would know that most are either openly progressive, or at least don't give a shit about culture war nonsense.there is no significant number of young people in this country who spend their days watching gbeebies, reading daily mail articles and seething about black people. these are boomer pastimes.
>>204538727Are they protesting?
>>204538795name of this ejaculate advocate?
any good beer deals at supermarkets atm?
>>204539021x10 san miguel 440mp cans at tesco for £10 with a clubcard
Wouldn't be a very good lottery winner me. I'd just buy a nice 2 or 3 bedroom house and spend all day in the bath, having naps and reading books. Would barely spend 1% of it.
Your Tesco Mobile bill for £43.99 is ready
>>204538991theres loads on my discords and twitter feed mate
>>204539029he asked for good beer mate
>>204539029dont like san miguel and i only like beer out of bottles sorry
>>204539021Check out B&Ms if you live near one. Always have a good selection of stuff you don't find anywhere else, and for good prices too.
>>204539066bottles a more familiar phallic shape for you i suppose
Going to move in with the 'f
badoo is fucking shite
If we can't outgun 'em, we outrun 'em!
>>204539080gf used to live with me in this rented flat and we were going to buy a house next year but now shes left me and im all alone in this dingy little flat and any house i end up buying now will be half the house we could've bought together and i will STILL be alone
may move in the new year
>>204539123fucking hell wish that stupid bitch would come crawling back just so youd give it a rest
>>204539123sorry m8 she move in with me
i look like this
>>204539123did she say why she left you?
>>204539123That's sucks mate - I wish you the best (But I wish me better).
bring back IP count
>>204539156how many times could your arm fit in your neck
>>204539167yes and i've explained this enough times now
>>204539188I fucking wish
>>204539006Penny Lane
put 300 quid on tyson
supporting a black owned business today x
lovely flat on Rightmove there for £975 per month. Might be for me
hurricane pootrina currently touching down on my bathroom, unspeakable carnage
back on the shitter with more diarrhoea
>>204539264these things usually last 5 days lad
>>204539248must be some hobbit hole for that much
>>204539220I hate this movie :(
got a tremendous thirst on
over there they do things a liiitttlle bit diffrently
i should've just handed my rent notice in and moved back in with dadgot a feeling that would be a terminal however
>>204539280nah it looks decent. I am in the north
>>204539274fuck me seriously? it's only been about 36 hours and I've shit the bed twice shall be going tescos to get some diarrhoea tablets and electrolytes post haste
>>204539167because his posts are proper boring
at the end of the day
>>204539286soz here's one with a happy ending
>>204539304
at the bend of the bray
>>204539333can a gibbon try being serious for just one minute
>>204539320i see bajo streaming on twitch occasionallywhat is hex doing, she have an OF yet?
>>204539333thank you I like gibbon
>>204539217What so you're going to bore on about it every day then snap at anyone who asks you about it? No wonder she left you, prick.
>>204539389that a downie?
>>204539383That's not snapping you sensitive cunt
>>204539355I think she has a Twitch as well.No OF, she just does poledancing on insta.
>>204539403just an average aussie
SeasideARMY going up against Cambridge in the 3rd round of the Carabao Cup. Can Mark Edwards rally his team to another victory?
>>204539431vile, vulgar, grotesque
>>204539431practicing to impress the cronem in the gherkin
mrbeast exposed
>>204539459thats what i think about frenchptooey
I H8 TOIL
>>204539445James O'Brien loves these idiots
>>204539479oi! OI!
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>>204539455>>>/r9k/ Stay there incel
normally don't go anywhere near yank chain coffee slop but the starbucks eggnog latte is actually quite nice
Why does it take so long for my eyes to 'turn on' after I wake up? I'm heavy lidded and blurry visioned for at least a half hour every time.
>>204539455PENALTY FOR CAMBRIDGE!SeasideARMY's Tom McCormick is lucky to escape with a yellow card after a slide tackle gone wrong in the box.The keeper gets a big touch on the ball, but the shot was too powerful to keep out. 1-0 Cambridge
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>>204539535that'll be my congealed spunk glossing your eyes lad takes a bit to work itself out
we're taking heavy spam fire, hold fast lads
>>204539527theres nothing wrong with being an incel
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
>>204539060If you just want a plain jane lager it's one of the better ones imo
>>204539543GOAL!SeasideARMY hit back immediately with a charge right from kick off. Cooke finds himself with the ball in the box and hits it well to the nearside post. The keeper didn't expect that one!1-1
>>204539431Find leggy birds so sexy, wish my mrs wasn't stumpy
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
can't think of any mean meme about australiasure the crocodile guy died in a silly way but it was unfortunatei got done
>gf doesnt want to see me till mondaywhats she doing this weekend, hmm? not sus at all.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
>>204539622An utterly grim image popped into my head seeing this.
don't mention gf please
Brotherstein three kids and a £400k mortgage deep with a woman he really shouldn't have married and he knows he will get utterly divorce-raped to the point of losing our family business for us all if he does itHonestly worries the shit out of me, borderline suicide fuel
>>204539559*starts screaming in a corner of the thread like a WW1 soldier experiencing shell shock*
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
>>204539655he should have just opened a stocks and shares ISA instead
>>204539629it is surprisingly hard to insult australia, they don't have any mean nicknames or easy things to mock
>>204539534for me it's venti chai creme frappuccino add 2 pumps pumpkin sauce and 2 pumps apple brown sugar syrupbut in december I will get matcha frappuccino with mocha sauce and peppermint syrupor maybe just matcha with peppermint if I'm not in the mood for the chocolate
>>204539655best he cud do
Was sceptical of Gail's bakery but having now actually been there and sampled some of the wares I think it's aright
>>204539683they lost a war against big birdswe can call them bruce but that's coolgoing to buy a bottle of rum and drown the L
>>204539689I will literally smash your gay little face in with the blunt side of an axe and laugh manically while doing it
got my own espresso machine at home. knocks the shite out of anything starbucks and the like churn out
>>204539622https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IspRi6n2qNc
LOVE complaining and moaning and gossiping at toilpeople are SICK of me
What do you call them wee fluffy jackets with no sleeves that literally every woman in the UK and Ireland seems to wear?
is it illegal to have a wank while thinking about them?
>>204539736don't like espresso, more of a pourover man me
>>204539608As we hit the 66th minute, Mark Edwards makes two changes. Notably the goalscorer Cooke is coming off for Ceesay. Unorthodox tactic here, but given Ceesay's hattrick in the first round of the Carabao Cup, this could be a great plan to bring some fresh life into the attack.1-1
>>204539740love pretending to be absolutely gobsmacked at mundane things
>>204539734Bit of an overreaction lad
love pretending to be sick
still waiting for the explanation for how a blokes head came off when a bus hit him
go on then
u used 2 be mine
stomach's churning oh lord i feel terrible
>>204539760GOAL!Ceesay's impact on the game is seen almost immediately. After a fantastic interception agsainst Cambridge's centre back, he found himself one on one with the keeper. The lad is cool, calm, and collected as he elects to chip the keeper with ease.2-1
>>204539804ktim after beers
why is mouse moving when i press arrows
>>204539823you've been hacked
plleasse help me i think i'm gonna be sick
>>204539834fuck sake
get that down ya
>>204539810and the final whistle blows. SeasideARMY see themselves through to the 4th round of the Carabao Cup! What a run they're on in their first ever season!
>>204539868oh, that was nice
>>204539823happens if you have microsoft paint opened in the background sometimes
>The UK economy barely grew between July and September, with uncertainty about the Budget being blamed for the weak growth.The UK economy has barely grown since 2006
Get in lads. /our team/ have just got through to the 4th round of the Carabao Cup
>>204539901who's to blame?
Why is London Disappearing?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPJti1ASGcc
>>204539920you
>>204539900nice one thanks fixed now *resolves ticket*
>>204539867put on some shoes nigga
>>204539924Too many uh... undesirables
I want to DIE to be quite honest with you!
continental europeans have no personalitythis is true for LITERALLY 100% of them, except maybe some mediterranean loudmouthsall they do is watch divegrass and vote for the same shitlib politicians and make the same autistic humorless neophyte comments and they all look like you could easily overpower them physically
>>204539950the jews would love that too
>>204539768what, really??
>>204539867massively overdone waffles that don't even belong thereentire vine of tomatoes is taking the piss as well
>>204539957it's not just an issue of language barrier either, i would never say the same thing about arabs or latinx or blackx
>>204539901I finished school in 2009, right when it all went to shitI was doomed from the start
>>204540008>>204540008>>204540008>>204540008
Got a cracker of a post ready and waiting for the new
>>204539957>>204539998bizarre duo of samefag posts
>>204539984>overdonejust how i like itlove a good crisp to my food
>>204540021Early.
>>204539622Diego unmasked
