TRANNY JANNY INCEL PEDO DISCORD PRE PRE PARTY !!! edition
>>204542681Cannot BELIEVE how difficult it is to break the 35k p/a in this country
Dtfic meltie edish
at least we know he isn't dead yet
is this the bitter incel general?
>>204542728I broke it within 2 years of working
At least make something up to make it look like you aren’t a seething little incel losing his fucking mind over the fact that I even had a 4 year long relationshipif I want to blog here all day every day then I fucking will because it’s the only social interaction I get most the time. I don’t want your sympathy. Nobody forces you to reply to me. Just close your fucking eyes or something freak
>>204542728i broke it very easily
mmhmm cronem was thinking about dem backshots he boutta hand out but he had to lock in for the gram
>>204542728did you try pulling yourself up by your bootlaces
>>204542728it's really not
>>204542735We are gonna go ALLNIGHT LOOOOONG !!ITS THE OFFICIAL TRANNY JANNY PEDO PARTY CLUBHOUSE !!
going shopping with my da
3 day ban: over. Your favorite yank is back!
>>204542767rattled cope melty
>>204542782>>204542775>>204542768>>204542761I have no degree btw so that’s also a factor
I'm trans btw if that matters
>>204542767based. bored of newfags thinking that /brit/ has ever been anything but an interactive blog. if you aren't blogposting then why are you even here?
>>204542767enjoy your grim miserable christmas. i'll be enjoying mine with my family and gf. i bet you'll be posting here on the actual day itself. and you have the audacity to call other people incel freaks.get real you fucking loser lmao
>>204542799right not really a melty though is it
>>204542835Christmas evening /brit/ is peak
>>204542821apply for a fine art course you'll break 35k in no time
>>204542843you're clearly upset, clearly coping with a bizarre projection, and you brought your melty into the new thread. sad case
some male lizards do push-ups to attract mates
posting the same one-note posts about your exgf all day does not a blog make
>>204542789for me it’s my grandma because she’s easier to scam
fasting all day to get a kebab and chips later corr spaffen
RE the lad in the last thread; reckon it's more likely to be a fish day for are Mark, given it's a Friday. No doubt he'll be scranning battered cod tonight and I expect his choice of food heavily influences his odour
Hard work having schizo melties desu
do cheat days actually work?
just been offline for an hour
>>204542793i got a three dayer for replying ‘um’ to the tranny spammer :/I mean wtf did I even do
>>204542793what was your crime soldier
>>204542922what's the symptoms lad? sweating, shakes, anxiety perhaps?
mark on the eat fish and chips -> get pissed -> shit himself cycle ad nauseam
>>204542681Honestly though what do you do if you don’t have a degree and want to earn more money? Say 30-50k
Is lizzo singlehandedly saving this country by destroying its horcruxes with the power of black feminine energy, redemptive self-love, and twerking?
going to the Philippines. and no I'm not going there to fuck
brotha thinking bout katy's batty
say what you will about mark, his flat is not NEARLY as disgusting as you'd expect it to be for a man with his lifestyle
i imagine he'll increase the annoying woe-is-me blogging purely out of spite. too arrogant to accept feedback. i bet he was like this with his ex. she made the right choice dropping that mong
>>204542945Tranny Janny incel pedo diaper smelly poopy discord raider BTFO lol
>>204542919work for what? it's just for people with weak willpower to excuse pigging out for a day, there's no actual benefit
>>204542961thatll come later when i finally get round to this weeks poo
diorea lad (dont know how to spell it) still here?
should i wank? its been a week. i just spent 2 hours last night listenign to audio porn but didnt wank
>>204543006do you only poo once a week? you on the opioids or something lad?
>>204542945>>204542954The slightest mention of anything remotely political gets you banned. All I did was ask why X news source is ideologically different from Y news source. Before that, I got banned for being the first one in this thread to post the president-elect's interview on a popular podcast hosted by a guy who's name rhymes with Toe Flogan. Fucking stupid
>>204543026dont eat much and dont like pooing. cant be bothered
>>204542994probably got a council funded cleaner
>>204542835I’ve been posting on for /brit/ Christmas for years now
hmmmmmmm lots of mentally ill freaks on tonight
>>204543014aye lad I'm still here, not had another poo since the last update but tummyberg is still rumbling and growling in spite of the immodiums I've taken x
still just don’t see what’s getting you so rattled about me expressing how I feel here? half the time I taking the piss anyway (though the sentiment is real) it’s literally just words on a screen if you met me in real life you’d realise im actually a really nice and kind person and wouldn’t dream of uttering any of the stuff I post here and you’d feel really bad for treating me this way.honestly just don’t think you are good people at all
>>204543053Comfy aint it. Especially in the evening
>>204543043deserved. lucky only 3 days
wish i had a cock and balls like frank major's
>>204543053really grim
>>204543043Yeah I love Moe Shogun, great guy
>>204543051I could see that being a possibility for someone with a legitimate disability but being a bit smelly and an alky surely isn't justification enough to have staff as well as your entire life financed
>>204543017should you? that’s a question you should answer yourself because i'm merely an observer in this binary world
Rorke's body, my choice.Forever.
if you had to go undercover in blackface to infiltrate a street gang for the police what would your ubran name be?
>>204543156Ubran
rorke unmasked
Mark said he was a student nurse before he got diagnosed with the great stink, do you think he's always been as dopey as he is now or is that just a symptom of alcohol induced mental degradation?
>>204543064:D
>/brit/
>>204542994how grim is your home that you don't think mark's is disgusting
>>204543156Bike Bison
>>204543156tyresh or zitz
>>204543156Drederick Tatum
Whatever happened to Gary Cooper
>>204543188my gaff is tidy mate, not denying his is grim but I said it's not as bad as you'd expect is all, the place looks a bit empty all things considered whereas I'd expect a smelly alcoholic shut in to have a hoarder cave full of nonsense
I wonder if DTFIC would try to physically attack me if he ever met me irl lol, it’s mental how badly I’ve mindraped the poor bugger
Gary Pooper
>>204543056you'll be clogged up for weeks taking all that muck
rorke on a bender
>>204543276shepherd will be a gay tranny
>>204543270he lives in your head rent free lol
>>204543276Catching up on the OLDs, is it? Then phoneposting replies to yourself, is it? Hang yourself.
writing a stern letter to M&S after finding a bay leaf left in my soupwhat the hell kidn of amateur hour is it over therewhat a fuckign disgrace
Off to the talkies.
>start putting sugar in my morning coffee and atop my shreddies>skin breaks out into spots and looks notably less moisturised and smooth after barely a weekNeed sugar out of business pronto
>Wild scenes in New Zealand's Parliament as politicians suddenly erupt into huge 'floor shaking' haka
Feels like I've undone 3 months of weightloss in 2 weeks, afraid to hop on the scale
>>204543339embarrassing
>>204543323that must be the cooked off wrinkled dog leaf i used to wipe my arse with
>>204543339Why are they doing that then
coriander needs to fuck offevery 2-bit wanna-be linecook michelin star seeking dickhead puts it in absolutely fucking everything which means that if anything costs more than £20 there's immediately a huge risk of everything tasting like fairy liquid
Violently raping Spainigger in Greggs
Ran 10k over the wee-kend. Had a light lunch, and a medium apple.
>>204543339>>204543353believe it or not, normies absolutely LOVE this shit. they think that shrieking like a retard in parliament over legislation is badass and definitely not a sign that the Kiwis were right to exclude these howling spastics from their governments and institutions.
>>204543339haha they think they're being serious
>>204543270he would batter you and make you cry like your stepdad did lol
>>204543368Genetic failure.
>>204543366its mento illness bruv
>>204543368defective genes
>>204543366>Parliament was briefly suspended on Thursday after Māori MPs performed a haka to disrupt a vote on a controversial bill that has ignited protests across New Zealand.>The bill proposes to change the way in which the Treaty of Waitangi - a 184-year-old treaty between the British Crown and Māori people - is interpreted.
>>204543403
>>204543368this but also worcestershire sauce making everything taste like cat food
>>204543339The haka is pathetic in every single context Not intimidating, just weird
>>204543398It might be 'badass' if they followed up their war dance with actual war but modern maori are just fat bikers
>>204543368weak genes
the haka is actually really cringe. i think someone actually needs to tell them that
can I just say how much I despise these bottle caps that are connected to the lid
>>204543425Bizarre post
If the Maori tried to do a modern internet campaign that would also he cringe. If they tried to go through proper channels and etiquette in parliament that would be cucked. The problem is you. Your bitter arse sits on the internet and waits for stuff to observe so you can look down on it and feel smug about your own bitter existence. Exhausting.
>look up journey on trainline>see exorbitant price>check the price on the train company's website>it's double
/brit/ can't handle a bit of herb because they wolf down ready meals all day
>>204543368>every 2-bit wanna-be linecook michelin star seeking dickhead puts it in absolutely fucking everythingYou only eat Paki delivery from Just Eat though so how would you know? >b-b-but- [cope] GO AND HANG YOURSELF YOU COWARDLY CUNT. COMPLAIN TO THE PAKIS NOT US.
>>204543405>>204543417>>204543444my genes mean that I'm hyper-sensitive to drinking soap and know what to avoid. shame you genetic dead-ends are stuck drinking bleach like devolved mongs.
>>204543458just pull them off like
>>204543463when you don't have innovation so the only thing that your identity is, is tradition.
>>204543368how i feel about cheese and mayo
>>204543502bizzare cope
>>204543481pure projection there matey, don't even have those apps installed
>>204543502Dishwasher genes
where's diego
>>204543463Shouldn't you be sucking on a coconut
Gfberg showed me the Haka parliament video thinking I'd find it cool and was upset when I told her I found it cringe
Anyone else used to shower naked with their dad when they were little? And he would help you wash? Or just me.Not in a noncey way or anything. Just wonder if something that I considered perfectly normal as a small boy might be seen differently by others.
>>204543339is that a polish flag on her jacket, below the breast?
think ive got some neck disease from vaping too much
>>204543339Leftypol types constantly think they are the heroes in a film or something and they are about to perform the epic ending scene
>>204543481why do you use that word, spaino? self-hatred is cringe. stop calling
>>204543574I've found it's best just nod and smile to girlfriendberg tiktoks
>>204543583when I was 3 or 4 or so, sure
Diego really left us to post exclusively on Bluesky
>>204543583
>>204543548Posting on janny discord organizing the next raid
muh haka
>>204543597it's called cancer
>>204543458No you can't "just say" sit down and shut the fuck up you little scrote
>>204543595yeah mate, maori are old offshoots of polish mercenaries in the Chinese empire
The next step in human evolution; realising, through taste alone, when you're drinking soap
bring back colonialism. I have had enough of the uncivilised going unchecked.
don't give a fuck what some cringe retards do in kiwi parliament
>>204543339They must know this is cringe, deep down. They must.
>>204543339She looks like that Frog woman who used to spam her nudes on here
>>204543609He's trying to fit in with the lads but none of us like him. It really gets to him since this place is his ENTIRE life.
>>204543666Agreed, bend over
>>204543633vapes dont give you cancer
rorke (reform mp) doing a fortnite dance in parliament
>>204543309You’re literally posting in a thread he made about me lol where he’s made like 20 posts about me today
>>204543680She does a bit. Huge nose.
Might move to IrelandSeems like a good idea, no?
>>204543716?This thread is about 190cm master race, though?
>>204543725if you like woke
Leftypol been slipping under the radar recently
>>204543680same nose>>204543692popcorn lung, vapes cause that cope on (you will)
This is your weekly reminder that we are 9/10ths of the way through toil for the weekAnd I can't speak for you but I'm on annual leave next week too
dogberg
rorke (reform mp) asking his brown constituents where they're "really from"
>>204543583yeah but only to like 12 or 13
>>204543629>these are the incel paedophile freakshows who run this board omdzzzzspainpaki exposed
'indigeous' peoples in developed countries seethe over whites because they just wanted to lay around like pigs in shit for centuries and then we turned up and forced them into human development
>>204543754Use that annual leave to make your first ever friend you sad wanker. Genuinely using 4chan.org as a social media platform LMFAO!
>>204543754Toilberg hasn't come in yet. Will be FUMING if he decides to rock up late on a Friday to make me do some toil.
>>204543761it licks the belly or it gets the hose again
omg he really thought this thread was about him :skull:
>>204543796what is your toil?
>>204543754nice one im working tonight and saturday. Prick.
not all cultures are equal
Me? The fabled principled libertarian.
>>204543828dog food taste tester
>>204543790>'indigeous'Who are you quoting with that misspelling matey boy?
Favourite colour, lads?
>>204543865Black
>>204543725higher wages, less crowded, higher development, BUT everyone has a silly accent and will be really passive aggressive to you about your heritage (unless you totally renounce being british like a limp-wristed leftypol)
>>204543828GCH...uh I mean insurance or something
>>204543795uh oh incel meltie incel meltie.... Stinky....
Men and their machines ripping up Mother Nature
we need to do something about those racist welsh dogs
>>204543876wrong>>204543894blog on
>tiktokare u lot dating 12 year old girls
>Typhoo Tea teeters on the brink of administrationDon't think I've ever seen a box of Typhoo in someone's kitchenPG Tips or Yorkshire Tea, occasionally one of those fancier ones like Clipper, but never Typhoo
>>204543790'developed' countries are socially undeveloped and backwards. Even subsaharan african countries and middle eastern countries are more socially developed. It's not becoming human. It's becoming woke.
>>204543917Corr I wish
>>204543917I wish
>>204543894goodneed samey looking soulless newbuilds on that land STAT
>>204543929Typhoo is what toilberg uses because it's cheap as chips
How DARE you post on 4chan! I've never had sex and that makes me angry! I'm going to punch the walls of my childhood bedroom and cry on 4chan until you stop! LMFAO!
>>204543917No, 26Women of all ages are scrolling tiktok mate
>>204543945>>204543948
>>204543958sent that incel freak soaaaring
>>204543894mother nature is a few trees in the middle of nowhere.(says the person who lives in a town/city where tons of acres are destroyed and turned into concrete slop)
Definitely not in favour of building more houses for brown people but also find nature a bit boring. Build a casino or something, let's have some fun while we can.
>>204543502me: obtaining nutrients by being able to consume corianderyou: missing out on nutrients due to being a genetic mong
>>204543999Looks like a certain singer...
>>204543999Northerners slather this with gravy once the brown man delivers it to their council house
>>204543999what the actual fuck
>Roast deliverybradders.png
>>204543999i dont like this one bit
Smoke rises
pictish noncish whats the difference
>>204544044you ok pal?
I may answer my own question here but other than the mountain of cash that both will receive from the fight, what does Jake Paul have to gain from fighting Mike Tyson?He either wins by beating up a 58 year old man who is past his prime or he gets bodied by him. Seems like a lose lose situation.
need a new phone, might pickup an S24 next black friday
>>204542681Wonder how Poleaboo is doing
>>204544070Jake Paul deserves to die
might get a doordash in
>>204544044me peering through the trees
And what of Employed Woman?
>>204544070Attention economy. Plus you get to say you beat Mike Tyson, the details don't matter that much
>>204544070money money money
Panoptes, Infinite Mind
>>204543999onion rings look soggy and undercooked, onions not been fried in enough oil, jacket potato been in the oven too long, steak looks overcooked, bread is burnt, most appetising thing there looks like the peas and the sweetcorn, diabolical
>>204544066NoLook what they're doing to our beautiful planet
>>204544070>He either wins by beating up a 58 year old manYeah but everyone still thinks of Tyson as a monster
Doing my self-evaluation for 2024 at toil and just saying I'm amazing at everythingMade the mistake of being modest last year and when you submit your assessment saying you're a 7/10 or something it just spits out an email receipt saying you are a 7/10 lolThe system is so stupid and it is a waste of time
Might move East
>>204544111alright gordon
>>204544111steady on marco pierre
WOO ZOWIE CHECK OUT THIS FREAKIN EPIC PIECE O' TECH THAT'S REVOLUTIONISED THE WAY I COOK - KAPOW!THROW YOUR TRADITIONAL OVEN AWAY (LAAAAME!) AND JOIN THE 21 CENTURY. YOU CAN COOK:>chicken dippers (10 minutes)>potato smiley faces (12 minutes)>potato croquettes (10 minutes)>chicken kievs (15 minutes)>slices of bacon (8 minutes)BASICALLY ANYTHING YOU MIGHT SERVE AT A CHILDREN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY OR WAKE HELD AT A COMMUNITY CENTRE! YEEHAW!
>>204543999should have whacked it in the airfryer
>>204544122Need Attenborough on this pronto
You are now digesting food manually.
>>204544201*starts vomiting poo*
>childrens birthday partycorrr I’d scran the girls
>>204544177
>>204544201Not me*walks mouth agape through a load of flies*
>>204544228errr MODS
>>204544228uhhh
>>204544228scran them how
They are here
fuck off 77th
waves looking brazybeard game silly
>>204544146>Made the mistake of being modest last year and when you submit your assessment saying you're a 7/10 or something it just spits out an email receipt saying you are a 7/10 loldid the exact same thing at my last job and almost got sacked because I mostly pointed out all the things I could improve on and dedicated maybe a paragraph to the fact I was - for a time - easily the most important employee in the building.
might get the blankie out and cozy up. 4x lush
Explain how a car designed to be as energy efficient as possible, designed to get from one place to another is less energy efficient than a man on his bike going from that place to the next. It isn't. All this stuff is a sham.
so - how's the job hunt going?
People houses look so grim. Suppose mine would too though. Grim country desu.
>>204544146Thanks for reminding me that I need to do that too
>>204544356THREE diet cokes?
>>204544416You are a homosexual
>>204544356Wish I were Tim's lodger
>>204544444yeah?
P Diddy and the Dodd Men
shoving fistfuls of coriander down my gob to own the libs
thought I had a beer in the fridge but I don't epic fail
On 1000 calories and not even had lunch yet. Diettoil is too hard.
Obese autistic incel searching up black barbershops in google to spam on 4chan 16 hours a day because he was bullied by the white lads in school
>>204544356Ah yes... pie and rice...
the diddy disciples
>>204544482keep a couple beers in the fridge case a mate comes round me
>>204544525They're probably out of date by now
just bought a laptop for 200 aud
>>204544553not one to waste a beer
>>204544553pissing
>>204544525yeah?they carling black labels?
The jokes on you, my obsession with black males is funny
Mad how over it is for women
poo wank head
>>204543366Protesting against some bill that affects Maori people
Hate my life lads, I'm an unemployed NEET and useless but I can't face applying to jobs because I'm autistic and weird too and will get bullied and ostracised like always
I've spent a fortune recently on bills and catching up on finances. Cost of living is really hitting me hard now. Kept the prospect of debt at bay for a few more months but it's going to be a cold, depressing winter. Apologies in advance for the blogposting and being a miserable cunt that will be posted here for the next few months.
wave game brazy
GOOD-BYE yellow brick road
>>204544771nigga you gay
>>204544562200 bucks? damn, is it an old stinkpad?
should probably have me dinner soon. Warm me up
>>204544732Alri Sir Keir
which one of you is this
>>204544857mmhmm she was at the gherkin
I was in the old because I have canadians filtered :skull:
Sir Fears Farmers
Sir Queen Amidala
>>204544356the chase is on
>>204544857God strike me down if i ever became like that
The way some of you are treating me here is really making me question whether I should come back.Spent hours here practically every day for nearly 8 years and made some great online acquaintances but recently there's just been a lot of genuinely horrible cunts
Dame Pengy Bundanoch
>>204544857Could never be me, would love for girlfriendberg to fuck off for an evening and leave me alone
>>204544964*Executes you with two lightsabers after an epic duel*
any of you lads read books? i need some good books.
is he still posting images of haircuts
been having a bad bout of insomniatoil lately lads, the other day at toiltoil i started to hallucinate that steam was rising out of the flooron the upside, it also lowered my social inhibitions slightly and i got to know my cotoilers a bit better
>>204544964*poos on your head*
>>204544857he's gone the wrong way about it but has the right to be concerned
>>204544994many think it's a meme book but it's a serious tragedy
>>204544994No, just been on /lit/ and had no idea what they were talking about
>>204544994reading the ken bruen seriesnice detective stuff
>>204544994Mein Kompf (1885)
>>204545006get a sunset lamp on the go mate>>204545030neither do they tbf
horny for porn x
>>204545044porny haha
Remeber the mallard with the face scratched out but you couild see tje reflection in the wate
>>204545059:/
hope scraniels doing alright xx
>>204545069no mate
here i go combining opioids and alcohol again, must have a death wish
>>204545095Got a BMI of 20 now
>>204545100It was gold
>>204545069...yh
Might hit the gym
>>204545101if you did you'd be a chinese factory worker
>>204545015ok freak?
Elon's making fun of the UK again on twitter
>>204544994Heart of Darkness is a quick read and quite goodI'm reading Steve jobs' biography now, thats also good
low key eating poo right now
>>204545150impossible, i have a white soulit's interesting because earlier today i was contemplating that souls are properly genderless, with that said they're definitely not raceless
>>204545175you mean okey? ok
Britain? More like Shitain.
just saw one of your freaks bradleyposting on /v/
>>204545167nun lil starmy can do bout it
>>204544805yea
>>204545167:(
>>204545219>>204545219>>204545219
You reckon Steve Jobs was ever unemployed?
>>204545186step back and clean up, eh?you're an aussie, you don't get to be a miserable fuck up like brits
>>204545237of course, but he wasn't wanking to filthy porn or doing drugs (bar acid)
burgers for me my leeeed
tired
