spongebob boiling in a pot of shit edition
>>204549519about fucking time you foot-dragging cunt
undervalued and live in a shit town me, might neck myself
i hate when Jason Luv starts shouting "just enjoy the pipe!" enthusiastically in the middle of the scene.
proper hungry for food right now
>>204549519Took you long enough cunt.
>>204549570hate gigglygoontowns me
LET'S 'AV A BARE KNUCKLE
whys a yank just copied that aussie lmfao
>>204549577same...
>>204549585hey, you can't call an australian a cunt, thats OUR wordif you've got a death wish you might as well walk into the ghetto and start yelling nigger
Gonna shove a bunch spaghetti bolognese up mousenonce's arse and force him to eat it in reverse
>>204548956I just meant that buying something expensive purely because it's "future proof" is silly because computing is ever changing. The CPU you buy today could lack instructions required by software 10 years from now, your GPU could not support an API a video game requires etc. Just buy what gets the task done.
>>204549570why not start over?
why the fuck does no stupid cunt put their phone number in the marketplace advert, how am I supposed to message u if I don’t have a Facebook account u daft bastard
DTFIC!DTFIC! DTFIC! DTFIC!!! Omg! How are you doing, buddy? How’s your job?? Hope you and the Mrs are enjoying the lovely land of Canada (that’s another country for all of you incels who never leave the house). Schizophrenia can be exhausting, so don’t forget to take care of your mental health! Also make sure to take a break from /brit/ when Spaino posts, wouldn’t want you to get mindraped! Haha just kidding, man. You know best! You’re always so calm, cool, and obsessed, you don’t need me to tell you what to do. Alright, well, since you’re here, now the meltdowns can REALLY start, it is always so boring waiting all day for you to show up. I know, I know, I shouldn’t be so impatient, you only have about 5 hours to seethe on /brit/ before you have to go to your high salary job or dinner with your totally real Mrs, but it’s the highlight of my day so I can’t hide my excitement. Anyway glad to have the pleasure of sharing the thread with you once again, DTFIC. Cheers mate x
>>204549656Leave my friend alone hes done nothing to you
Your all funnmyMakes me laugh like Peter kay
>>204549705everyone has a facebook account you daft bastardand typically people don't like putting their number out for any little incel like you to call them up
imagine telling your financial advisor you have 116k dollars in something called purple pepe
>>204549728that better be real
>everyone has a facebook account
>>204549218Suck my ass, you sewer crawling rat.
>>204549680Had to sign a contract saying I can't rent or sell my house for 5 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0cAx1jLbJk
Children in Need with no Diego commentary....... make it make sense......
>>204549680I want to, I really do, but I don't know how
Imagining a brown poo emerging from her stretched open anus, the flaps of her quim nearby partly open, lamenting their proximity to her expulsatory hole.
>>204549754Only an idiot has a Facebook account in this day in age so really you’re telling on yourself DICKHEAD
Today is basically my Saturday because I'm working on Sunday
>>204549779Nowadays if you cash out with a profit you have to report all this shit to the government taxmanImagine telling him you made your wealth from nazi coin and n*gger coin
>>204549632they're so cringe
knackered
>Downing Street was forced to apologise to British Hindus after serving meat and alcohol at its annual Diwali celebration We at /brit/ agree about that. Sorry to Diwali.
bitcoin and xmr are the only coins that are even remotely worth a fuck
Got to migrate some stuff over to the cloud all weekend lads. boring and grim
>>204549883
>>204549820wtf was the other koala's problem?
out on another shameless dusk incel loner walk dressed like a tramp can of monster in hand
I lost everything I own on crypto
>>204549897What about fuckcoin?
>>204549847said the smelly virgin with no friendseveryone still has their account they made fucking years ago
That’s work done for the week lads, gonna have a quick shower then nip to M&S with the Mrs to do some shopping x
>>204549897mikey is a multi-millionaire from NFTs
tranny janny incel pedos discord raiders on the ropes lmfao
good god
can't sign into my facebook because it asks for a code sent to a number 2 phones ago
>>204549928I never had one because I’ve never had any friends
Havent had a Facebook account since 2011Havent had friends since 2014Might be related points
>>204549897dont understand crypto
>>204549913just wanted the tree
>>204549932Oops forgot I had that name on from before lol
>said the smelly virgin with no friendsktim especially the smelly part
mousey firing up the kettle and loading up the YouTube food reviews
fuk u basterd bich
>>204549958Slagalicious
It is so mental how badly I mindraped him
>>204549968you haven't had a friend in 10 years?what is your life like?
Name 5 songs
>>204549964same. now they want a passport or driving license to unlock it. it can stay locked
might get fush and chups tonight
Satan bless you my children
>>204549973>dont understand cryptoFake internet money Numbers on a screen They goes up they go down you don't sell it you 'hodl' while others sell it and make money You can put numbers in fake computer wallet
>>204549820fucks sake now i'm crying. thanks mate
i like one instathot pic and another 10 appear on my tl!!!!
The Simpsons
>>204550068
>>2045499585 for me
>>204550005How’s the supermodel Mrs and the $1m brainiac scientist job and the big willy today DTFIC? x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orO_n8Sl0KIshits on that ridley fool
>>204550031but why are there so many and how are they even different
diarrhoealad here, the immodiums seem to have taken effect as i'm no longer pooing every 90 minutes but instead just have rapturous wind that absolutely reekshopefully that's the end of it but I will keep you lads posted x
>>204550090How many cm your willy is looking at the pic?
any yakubian ape man in
>>204549973the only function is anonymous transactions (like buying drugs off the darknet) and since most black market sites only accept bitcoin and xmr, those are the only two that actually matter, the rest serve no function other than investment, and pretty much all memecoins are scams
>>204550018Pantera - 5 Minutes AloneUFO - Too Hot To HandleAC/DC - Love Hungry ManMercyful Fate - The OathMotörhead - Damage Case
>>204550011A lot of solo activitiesYou get used to it after a few years
I was so right about the tranny janny incel pedo discord retards being jealous of mouseGOD lmfao
>>204550104I say I have 7 numbers I sell you 1 number for £50 then it goes on
>>204550031>Fake internet money>Numbers on a screenJust like the money in your bank account right now then
>>204549968similar to me, any ideas how not to kill myself?I'm in my thirties and still living at home, can't drive, got my sick mummy's dog to look after, etcshould I start liking food or something?
>>204550124how old are you lad?
>>204550129Can you list every member of the Discord? Or the main ones?
>>204550095She's good, we are cooking some dinner together tonight and having a cozy evening inside. Jobs a bit tough, too many deadlines all at the end of the year but what can you do haha Cocks a bit sore from all the sex desu
have to laugh at the incels who get upset when crypto gets insulted genuinely upset as well
just got back from tesco. they wouldn't accept my purple pepe or nazi coin. fuming lads, that's me going hungry tonight
>>204550140NO IT'S DIFFERENT
>>204549968same
Why is London so liberal/ left wing if high immigration makes others vote for the Right?Why is immigration making some part of the country vote Reform but in London, where the number of foreign born people has increased massively over the last twenty years, has moved further left? It is curious that London never seems bothered by immigration in modern times. I know some will say that London's so foreign now that the immigrants just vote Labour etc... But that doesn't make so much sense. Many immigrants can't even legally vote in a GE, and even if they can, many don't. Most Londoners voting for the left are born and raised in Britain. Even the posher, whiter parts of London, have trended away from the Tories. Chelsea has a Labour MP now, shock horror. I live in a pretty white British part of London, Twickenham, and the Lib Dems dominate. London is so expensive that people have more reason to moan about rent/ living costs compared to anywhere else, but yet that never seems to produce an anti- immigration politics. Is it just that modern London contains a lot of highly educated liberal minded people compared to provincial towns and villages?
>>204550167Billions must coom
>>204550140Not really, no.
my investments? lottery tickets. well in the red me.
Crypto isn't a meme The billionaire on X said so!
going for a poo want owt?
>>204550203it's almost like those foreigners shipped off to london can vote there...
might replay max payne 1
*poos into my hand and flings it at random into the thread* don't care who this hits I hate all of you
>>204550122tokens that are tethered to irl currencies are a good way to transfer money internationally
>>204550171
there's stooges itt that worry more about Elon Musk than their own parents' health
*runs through /brit/ with my palm out and slaps everyone's bums*
>>204550189Dude you have to buy Japdoggocoin You can convert that on the blackweb to real money which you can actually use to buy real things Get Tor Browser
>>204550178Corrr lucky bastard sling one up her from me tonight will you haha x
releasing a poo
>>204550233
>>204550262yep
Now name 5 orchestras - see, cultural decline.
investing all my savings in poocoin
>>204550303not the 1500s mate
fireworks againFUCK OFF
might start up britcoindoesn't seem that hard to do
Me and the lads x
>>204550355you've just doxxed yourself mate
>>204550335name on dogberg
>>204550355looks like a gay porn shoot
>>204550335This post just came in as fireworks started outside...
>>204550303London Philharmonic Londres Philharmonic Londono Philharmonico Loondeen Pheelaarmoonic Prague Philharmonic
£500 in willardcoin
>>204550395we're on the same street lad
>>204550401it's london SYMPHONY orchestra you uncultured swinoid
i don't wanna brag but we just got our country back, anons. proud to american again. when are guys turning the darkest page in the modern history? you lot could literally get arrested for posting memes online.
>>204550423LONDON?
Nobody likes to see sad gammon…
money is fake and gay, so lets make a new form of currency that's also fake and gay
>>204550447*gives you a poo wrapped in bog roll with a little bow on the top* this worth anything to you? x
>>204550446this is brit in a few years
what's your favourite symphony? for me, it's tchaik 5
In the depths of his obsession dtfic has basically become spainnonce
>>204550435are you jewish?
>>204550438sussex
did not see her on my incel walk will try again tomorrow
>>204550427London Philharmonic exists thick cunt Learn how to use Ask Jeeves
>>204550499https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw&rco=1
so lads, friday night yeah, we all getting ready for the night out ahead? showered and dolled up? off to the mates gaff shortly for pres I hope aha xright lads? ......lads?
>>204550510Coincidental fireworks then
Is chillness decided by genetics?https://youtu.be/JuBAcvTOiq8?si=7eG25FPJwklbFle3
any films about time travel where a guy goes back in time and fucks all the girls he went to school with
>>204550520wind your neck in spastic cunt before I snap it in two
>>204550535haha yeahI'm just practising my pick up lines in the mirror
>>204549890Forced by whom?
>>204550504no. why?
>>204550535my gf hasnt invited me out tonight, or any time this weekend for that matterhurts, but i guess she wants to hang out with her own friends sometimes
>>204550574They working?
>>204550535Yeah see you on the dancefloor scrub
git add bigbrad.jpggit commit -m "doing a poo"git push brit HEAD
>>204550582why are you happy about zion don then
>>204550011Got online friends x
>>204550596no
>>204550435You just get gangstalked for wrongposting here
>whom
>>204550203It is one of those telling facts about society that those who live and work alongside immigrants generally have no problem with them.It is those that have no experience of immigration that are against it.The urban areas of the UK have high immigration and are OK with that. In the rural areas they are vehemently against immigration and yet live in communities that have never encountered anyone who wasn't a white skinned Brit.In short, it is fear of the unknown.
THEY’RE TREATING US LIKE FUCKING ANIMALS
>>204550518creep
>>204550203Sadiq khan regularly wins elections by the same percentage of minority people in london. Mad that
>>204550627Not a good look mate
>>204550657I'm like a rat in a cage
on the google maps
>>204550591clingy freak get a grip
Whom is an acceptable word.
>>204550572looooooool you were WRONG. 4chan.org is your entire life and YOU BEING INARGUABLY WRONG will live forever on desuarchive.org LMFAOOOOO WRONG CUNT
>>204550689What isn't
>>204550683does she only do leg day?
poom
>>204550683grim
>>204550703Niggardly
>>204550355can any of them even speak a common language with either of the others
>>204550649>The urban areas of the UK have high immigration and are OK with that.Simply not true is it though. And cities get more investment and better quality services than rural areas
looks like she skipped cheb day
hate batarians
>>204550649complete bollocks, you get white flight everywhere that has an increase in foreigners, people quickly become tired of them
>>204550683women should be arrested for dressing like this in public
>>204550731Joke ------->----------<------Your head
>>204550750vocaroo yourself saying this
need rab mountaineering gf
phoom
smells like someone just farted in here
wha da hellnvm
>>204550740Salah and Gakpo speak English but no idea how they communicate with Lucho lmfao he still doesn’t speak English
>>204550787GRIM teeth, genuinely repulsive
>>204550683>dora but in england
>>204550755which reinforces the left-leaning nature of diverse cities
>>204550535.......nhDoubleshift of cronem posting ordered by toilbergHad me working on these new Gherkin prompts all week not about to waste them now am I
>>204550535been invited out but I'm off the booze so staying in. shite sitting in a pub with drunk mongs if you're not drunk yourself
>>204550775I've been done.
>>204550797how do you get such a physique?
>>204550825screramg
let me de-influence you as a disgusting repulsive smelly 26 year old virgin freak
>>204550797propa anglo lass
need a fat asian gf
>>204550797clearly preggers but no ring on her fingerarrest her
>>204550797bizarre build
a guy drinking black coffee without milk and sugar is a major red flag
>>204550797Insanely fit
>>204550797corspaff love a bit of tummy on a lady x
im a grim little incel and ive recently inherited about 120k. what do i do with it? pay off the mortgage or give it to an investment fund or just let interest eat it away? i feel such a large sum of cash shouldn't have been given to me.
>>204550849Phwoarrrrrrrr
Anybody ever heard the term 'pusher' before?Got a mate going around our group telling us he's a source for inside information and that if we want to 'know things' about others in the group we can pay him.
It fucking looms.
>>204550885major red flag for what? not being a poof like you?
Rattling the bars of my runt cage
kek, this is a couple paces down the same streetwhats going on in bournemouth?
>>204550891put it all in bitcoin
>>204550885Or the sign of someone who doesn’t need to sweeten everything up and can drink something bitter.
>>204550891Assuming you are making your mortgage repayments atm then id put 100k in investments and 20k to treat yourself with whatever you want
>>204550905god damn the pusher man...
>>204550931Ask your mates you boring little twat stop spamming
>>204550891Could buy a gf for that.
>>204550931>matching CK underwear with CK slides Rorke drip game unbelievable
>>204550891Interest rates are coming down, throw it into the mortgage and spend any spare on refurbs x
its been very hostile, bitter and cunty in here today
>>204550931Whats in his right hand? Bottles of coke?
>>204550971ssdreeAMGIGN
>>204550905you all need to disown him, tell him to piss off
>>204550971ahh yes, the glory days of /brit/for me it's being here since early 2016 and this place hasn't changed one single bit, despite what the screeching autists say
bark bark
>>204550990That’s /brit/ for you sadly, lots of bitter incels venting their frustrations :/
Got the metallica on (yeah, I’m thinking I’m hardcore)
>>204550992lucozade logo i think
bells
might make a disgustingly early new
NEW>>204547471>>204547471>>204547471
>>204550813too many energy gels aha x
Chase is on and one of the questions was just about mountains in American
>>204551082DTFIC!DTFIC! DTFIC! DTFIC!!! Omg! How are you doing, buddy? How’s your job?? Hope you and the Mrs are enjoying the lovely land of Canada (that’s another country for all of you incels who never leave the house). Schizophrenia can be exhausting, so don’t forget to take care of your mental health! Also make sure to take a break from /brit/ when Spaino posts, wouldn’t want you to get mindraped! Haha just kidding, man. You know best! You’re always so calm, cool, and obsessed, you don’t need me to tell you what to do. Alright, well, since you’re here, now the meltdowns can REALLY start, it is always so boring waiting all day for you to show up. I know, I know, I shouldn’t be so impatient, you only have about 5 hours to seethe on /brit/ before you have to go to your high salary job or dinner with your totally real Mrs, but it’s the highlight of my day so I can’t hide my excitement. Anyway glad to have the pleasure of sharing the thread with you once again, DTFIC. Cheers mate x
>>204551082Janny allows this
https://youtu.be/uXzHE-Vl0TE?si=TA9qVEPMYXyz3cHj
>>204551102Haha love how you use my pasta and phrases now x
hairline is fucking disgracemight just shave it all off
>>204551024
>>204551034metal should have stopped at metallica all those screaming growling vocals that came after are embarrassing
you lads ever seen a cow as cool as this? thought not...
im a grim little incel and ive recently won 127million on the euro millions. what do i do with it? pay off the mortgage or give it to an investment fund or just let interest eat it away? i feel such a large sum of cash shouldn't have been given to me.
I already know how i'm gonna die me. Heart attack while watching tele. I will just let it happen. Not bother trying to ring for an ambulance or owt. I've seen all this in a dream already
About time we brought back corporal punishment for petty crime. Caught red-handed shoplifting, snatching a phone or pickpocketing? 1 lash of the whip for every £5 worth of goods stolen, to be summarily dished out by the nearest copper.
>>204551145
>>204551144far too much makeup on them, offputtingly so
>>204551082
sucking a coprolite
.flag-br
>>204551164see my story is actually true, im sitting here with a ball of money and instead of ringing a financial advisor on a friday night im asking my good friends on 4channel
wahey rorke
just supported a black owned business x
done a stinky poo lol
>>204551144Oh so the ugly blue haired one with nice tits hangs out with that ugly pedophile faggot too?Thanks for the update 190 x
do kiwis have a slur for maoris? don't think i've ever heard of one being used
>>204551131I mindraped you beyond recognition lmfaoI am always 2...steps...ahead :3
>>204551225shouting
>>204551225cagies done
>>204551251bananaramas
>>204551226>just supported a black owned businessHelped your mum?
>>204551257Yeah piped piper etc etc you really are the master baiter xoxo
>>204551236who the fuck is 190 you schizo i've been asking since yesterday
Dadgummit, just what in the name of tarnation is going on in here?
>>204551272
open the fucking pubs
>>204551262
if you consistently have a melty when coming on /brit/, why not just not come here? Kinda like self harm in a way innit? Just stop cutting yourself lad
>>204551283JOHHNY-LEE DUN CAUGHT A GATOR IN HIS FRONT PORCH
>>204551262corrrr
Literally got DTFIC seething about me from the moment he wakes up until the moment he falls asleep. I’ve totally broken him.
women are evil
>>204551331Don't like this image
tranny janny discord raider pedo party REMIX featuring BRAZILIAN PROXY
>>204551218I accept your concession.
>>204551347too much the likeness of you is it?
justin "cream me right down" lee collins
>>204551375No I'm black
>>204551359Would you attack me if you ever saw me irl? I’m 190 btw
ik ook
>>204551331looking back, i wonder does he regret shagging her
>>204551395Do you fantasize about that now?
Any cows, pigs, bears, sheep, deer or owls in?
used to think dtfic was just playing a character but he seems to be seething and melting down for real
>>204551400definitely not, the lads a shagger, immortalised on film forevermore.
>>204551426>playing a character What made you think that?Been
just made some pork chops and they are ZAMN
>>204551390post chocco banana rhino horn coal black purple vein throbbing head glistening jungle bbc
feeling peckish
what would happen if everyone on earth wanked at the same time
>Reeves tells City regulator to encourage more risk-taking in financial sectorlol Britain is a hellhole
>>204551426Spaino broke his mind lol
>>204551425*jumps you*alri?
>>204551457Recipe?Haven't had a good pork chop in agesThey're usually cut too thin for my liking
im a grim little incel and ive recently inherited about 121k. what do i do with it? pay off the mortgage or give it to an investment fund or just let interest eat it away? i feel such a large sum of cash shouldn't have been given to me.
>>204551457
>>204550805Diaz is always hanging about with Harvey Elliott and Curtis Jones and laughing away and I can't understand how the fuck that's happened.
what am i supposed to do if i have a big penis and a strong sex drive but no girls want to shag me?
>>204551476would still be less cum produced than your mum has had in her vag in 2024
>>204551426He’s gone off the deep end these last few days. I think he’s started to realise all the random trips and flags he seethes about are all mostly different people and he’s losing his mind that he’s wasted like a whole year of his life obsessing about them all day
any of you lads made korean ramen stuff before? like the stuff you get at wagamama with an egg floating in it and that it's bloody nice and reckon it can't be that hard to make at home so might have a go, curious if any of you lot have had a crack
>>204551554What a load of fucking nonsense
got a georgian spice mix called khmeli sumeli and it goes dummy peng on pork
>>204551502watch as all the vanguard neeks come out of their caves to tell you about their wonderful index funds
>>204550355>>204550740>>204550805>>204551525Back to /sp/ Spaki Spaedophile
>>204551554need good stock for the base then you can add anything you like and its good to scran
*pops up out of a bush*did someone say vanguardino?
was going to make a post but i see we're near the bump limit so i think i'll wait for the new, don't take too long as i may forget in the meantime
>>204547471>>204547471>>204547471NEW NEW NEW!!!
>>204551649>>204551649
new>>204551639>>204551639>>204551639
>>204551629>>204551665Mongs
my thread was first
