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Tonight the thinkers of /brit/ will be sitting in silence remembering all the times Diego made them think
this is the thread
>>204551578
might invent a new word
>>204551676Is he gone?
>>204551676How so?
filters going mental atm
>>204551649fit
>>204551753what a revelation
Theory: birthrates used to be higher not just because men had higher testosterone but because women had higher testosterone too.This would explain why old vintage pictures of hardworking peasant foids were simultaneously mannish and fugly looking yet also obviously more chemically horny to keep birthing baby after baby
real new>>204547471>>204547471>>204547471
Canada. Whatever happened there?
Sad that ted baker went bankrupt. Made good clothes. Dont think they had enough brandpower to compete with big fashion companies
>>204551822have sex
got a really nasty virus on my computer back in 2010 that basically bricked the machine, couldn't get rid of it because it blocked my antivirus software from openingis it still possible to get viruses like that unintentionally?
>>204551822
>>204551798MOTHS COUPLE
>>204551818in reality it's just because the internet and smartphones didn't exist yet
>>204551788
>>204551866yeah they lurk on your machine waiting for you to use crypto and then it posts your details on 4chan
genuinely annoys me that brits and aussies can do an american accent and pass but we cant do it back
>>204551898192.168.0.1localhostBender Av, Gaytwat upon shiteton, britain
Janny: No more mice, Toby.Mousey: What?Janny: I said, no more mice. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been banned a long time. They didn't go up to Hamilton and tell ya. You can't post mice anymore.Mousey: Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm posting some mice a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...Janny: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta posters around...Mousey: I'm only kidding with you, we're having a thread, I just popped a fresh SIM card and I haven't seen Canada in a long time and I'm posting some mice, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.Janny: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.Mousey: Okay, salud.Mousey: [takes a drink] *posts the mice again*
love how the mods won't delete my thread but the tranny janny discord raiders refuse to use it
>>204551866I remember getting some virus that extracted itself to every folder, just formatted the drive
I want to smell Emma Watson’s farts and poos.
>>204551822>>204551936
sydney sweeney suffers from having a rat face
>>204551936wtf? I love tranny jannies now
Aryanpreet is delivering my shopping
Fascinated by black holes tonight, me
>>204552001Male or female?
>>204551985She’s pretty but I’m pretty sure she’s cross-eyed.
the european union is nothing more than a JEWISH PLOT to allow freedom of movements so INTERNATIONAL SEX can happen and result in deracinated amerimutt-esque creatures inheriting the continent. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it
imagine how much your life went wrong if you're brazillian or canadian or american and post in /brit/
>>204551649Why are her feet censored?
Gherkin subscription numbers continue to fall after Katy got saved
this says a lot about society
dtfic getting his disgusting slop delivered by a paki while insulting spainfag without realizing he is the mirror image of him
Starmer is making sure Labour NEVER COME BACK
Katy being stuck in witness protection
>>204552104why is this boy wearing his mum's knickers?
>>204552084Why are you obsessed with me now?Fucking relax fatso
>>204552045>imagine how much your DURR DURR BUNGA BUNGA WHOOO WAKA WHOOO WAKA that’s how you sound
my filter just activated lol
Right lads, I’m off to Marks and Sparks with the Mrs. See you guys later x
favourite asmr slag to wankeroo to?
>>204552017Can't apply our binary gender system onto a genderless entity mate
>>204552121mental how badly i mindraped you
There’s something wrong with her eyes. It’s like they’re off kilter or something.
Aggregate Result of the 121 Council By-Elections (for 123 Seats) Since the 2024 General Election:LAB: 41 (-20)CON: 39 (+16)LDM: 19 (+1)GRN: 8 (+3)IND: 6 (-2)SNP: 4 (-1)RFM: 3 (+3)PLC: 2 (=)LOC: 1 (=)
>>204552148show me the scientific proof that black holes don't have a gender
>>204552152One is sunken
wtf billy connolly is still alive, could've sworn he died a few years ago from alzheimers or parkinsons or something
>>204552104um
>>204552152her left eye does look kinda janky yeah
Gherkin execs are panicking. Secretly planning an escape route to liquidate their stocks
>>204552152unsettling image
>>204552122you showed him your life is on track
>>204552152Just a wandering eye
Tories take narrow poll lead over Labour in Badenoch’s first week as leaderKemi Badenoch has taken the party to 29 per cent of the vote, according to pollsters More in Common, with Labour languishing on just 27 per cent. It is the highest rating for the Conservatives since February
It's very funny how UnHerd aims to portray itself as a bastion of dissenting free thought when in reality it's just a mouthpiece for reactionary bourgeois drones and NATO stenographers funded by a billionaire hedge fund manager.
>>204552148Oh those kinds of holes sorry I thought you meant something else
>>204552153this show molded my character
>>204552152I think the problem is she still kinda has that young child face, like it hasn't aged properly
gherkin executives realizing that because they are black they are incapable of doing actual work so they have to bail it seems
now I've got some random yank using my catchphrase lmao
a black hole = un trou noirun is the masculine singular therefore, black holes are male
catchphrase!!?!?!
they are active
The right honourable Kami Ougadougou Oogabooga Mogadishu
>>204552057to save patricians from myself from being triggered into wanktoil
/gherkin/i
>>204552255flaw in your logic here as this implies that the French are correct about anything.
what sort of drugs have you lot tried?
Male and female are sexesGender doesn't exist It was invented by a pedophile in the 1950s
watching people ran back to the conservatives the moment they don't feel like the most pampered generation ever is really pathetic. glad that old people die every winter
>>204552293what about the spanish?
stfu dtfic lmao
>>204552142Hope you and your mumberg have a nice time Spaino!
>>204552301
Filter putting up legendary numbers rn
>>204552303everything legal; so nicotine, alcohol, and weed
what the hell is that busted up pink thing
>>204552301Would scran like I haven't eaten in weeks
brits love they uniparty
>>204552303don’t usually say but since you’ve badgered me into talking about itDrugs I’ve done whilst partaking in British culture such as raves and generally being a wasteman:cokeacid25i-nbomeMdmaPmaMdaVarious speedsKetamineWeedHashXanaxValiumKlopopinBeta-blockersRhino ketThc pillsBath saltsSolventsAlpha-pvp2ci2cbPoppersMescalineNOS CannistersCodeineImagine being such a neek that you’d go through uni not doing drugs.Any drugs you recommend I do while partaking in British culture such as raves and that?Also best combo is the classic Calvin Klein, a trusty reliable ol’ friend that’s only physically bad for you, mentally coke comedowns are a doddle.tl;dr: I fucking love drugs
>>204552303drugs are for mugs mate
LOOOOOL
went to a store and met my former friend whom I ghosted years ago. luckily he didn't interrogate me much about my (utterly failed) life and quickly fucked off after a couple of basic questions.I knew I shouldn't have gone out today, I had a bad feeling about it all day. what the fuck was he even doing there, he lives on the opposite side of the town.
what exactly did she do
>>204552301would
>>204552313don't like any of these gendered languages. Bloody woke nonsense
>>204552310Based
filter just cleaved a bunch of worthless posts from johnny foreigner. sitting here cranking my smug little knob
>>204552303alcoholnicotinecannabiscocainemushroomsfavourite: cannabisleast favourite: nicotine
I design cool shit and get paid for it
i’ve never used a filter on any board ever and i’ve been posting on 4chan for the better part of a decade. Why don’t you just fuck off to reddit at that point so you can downvoot as well
>>204552173That was Sean Connery
>>204552382i dont feel anything from nicotine
what sort of illegal porn have you lot wanked to?
>>204552352Leftypol screaming at the top of his lungs, crying his eyes out, smearing his shit on the walls
>>204552377corrrrrrrr
>>204552377oh my days!
Reminder if you've gone on a date in London all your doxxable information is in this facebook groupAnd your city probably has a group too
I'm glad that people seem to be talking about how fucking GAY the haka is.>OHHH IT'S SO HECKIN INTIMIDATING Fuck off.
>>204552387done em
uh oh filter mentioned stinky poopy diaper alert!!
probly do a poo soon
>>204552389thought someone might say that but no i wasn't getting them mixed up
>>204552423why is this permitted
>>204552426rugby is inherently the most bent sport there is then add some fruity dance to it, of course it's queer
it's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
>>204552423every day it makes more and more sense why every society oppressed women up until 5 minutes ago
ruby makes me shoot thick ropes
>>204552464Your dox, her choice
are you still a bastard if you're born out of wedlock but your parents get married after you're born?asking hypothetically of course, my parents were married for 2-3 years before i was born
>>204552488err Halloween is over mate
>>204552508what a cute and lovely female woman
>>204552303all the big names except crack and h
>>204552426
>>204552508what an ugly and horrible bloke in a woman's dress
It's Shia LaBeouf.
>>204552423grim but this is basically a public version of private chats women have with themselves you're naive if you think they dont talk about stuff like this
could all the foreigners please fuck off. there's nothing for you here
>>204552537it was just someone doing a poo on the street outside
>>204552502yeah it depends on the status when you were born. unfortunately the term is practically meaningless nowadays, yet another tradition we must return to
It's started!!!!The OFFICIAL TRANNY JANNY INCEL PEDO DISCORD RAIDER CLUBHOUSE PARTY !!!Tonight, our dedicated hard working tranny jannies will be sharing their favourite off topic posts, homosexual racist erotica, hardcore gore, tranny porn, and so much more!!Stick around, you won't wanna miss what's coming up next !!!
>>204552580UMMMM BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FOOD?!?!
>>204552290>here's your civilisation bro
sometimes I accidentally double click the post button with my worn out mouse and it tells me it was aborted, but it still posts regardlesswhat a useless feature
How dare you not give me a (you)
might treat myself to some kind of alcoholic lager beer, it being Friday and allperhaps another as well
>>204552580pathetic little englander
>>204552617It's too late*Stuffs my suitcase with sourdough loaves and avocados*
was in maccies yesterday and there were a bunch of girls in there in bikinis, one of them was standing in front of me and her bikini bottoms were riding right up her crack
>>204552580yeah could you fuck off from this american website? cheers
i propose we rename the thread to something more diverse and inclusive to reflect the tolerance of the thread formerly known as /brit/
>>204552635Get a new mouse, Americans are rich.
do you reckon puff diddler is a bi/gay or is it just men suing him to get money?
>the thinking man's kitchen appliance
>>204552669Been in a Subway when a bunch of strippers were in ordering their lunch
I know he's not here any more but if Diego was here I'd thank him He's the smartest bloke I know and he believes in God so now I think God is real as well
>>204552598in ye olden times, the gentry could choose to acknowledge and adopt their illegitimate children and they were legally no longer considered bastards
>>204552301timmy's fate
I support:>English rule over the Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Indians, East Africans >WASP rule over the Amerindians and Negroes ; Maori, Aboriginals and Polynesians >Spaniard rule over Indios, Mestizos, Basques, Catalans>Swedish rule over Finns, Sami >Russian rule over Ukrainians, Central Asians, Baltics, Chechens>German rule over Poles, Czechs >French rule over Algerians, West Africans, Vietnamese >Israeli rule over Arabs>Arab rule over Kurds >Japanese rule over Koreans, Ainu>Chinese rule over Tibetans, Hong Kongers, Uyghurs, Taiwanese>Afrikaner rule over Bantus, Khoi-San, Coloureds
>>204552730he's a massive sex freak and faggot and they also want money
noticing a growing resentment to foreigners on /brit/...
tranny janny discord party !!!
new Squid Game looks fucking shit
>>204552757that’s crazy but i don’t remember asking
>>204552780same as the first one then
>>204552730the whole thing started with women suing him
only the most pathetic sad outcasts join the pathetic sad outcasts of a country which isn't even their own.
get that fucking gay porn on
>>204552757I support the opposite of what you wrote
>>204552780Literally Squid Game II: The Quest for More Money
Got some 10/10 slag back to my ken the other day for a bit of minge scranning but when she saw the state of my room she told me she was leaving.As she was putting her shoes back on in the kitchen she clocked the dual compartment air fryer in the corner, still smelling of the chicken dippers and potato smileys I had as a pre-sesh meal.She started sucking me off right there, couldn't believe it.
>>204552757I support you searching and getting a job.
>>204552844lol
got the gay simpsons on
>>204552844that’s crazy but who asked
Wonder what will happen first. Humans kill an intelligent alien life, or humans fuck an intelligent alien life.
>>204552868Yanks out
>>204552868FOY
>>204552739>lunchdidn't know strip clubs were even open before the evening
Children in Need tonight so. We can watch that
>>204552876>>204552879FOB
>>204552672Google the invention of HTTPS
alright tubby you've had your fun. now skedaddle
>>204552874former
>>204552710this post is advertising or begging
Why don't they just start another website called Twitter
brits out of /brit/ start your own website
>>204552874Aliens will be killed if first met by blacks or browns, shagged if first met by whites, and eaten if first met by chinks
Filtered Canadians
>>204552963had them filtered long ago
>>204552895now that is a reach
This thread is now property of the Central Intelligence Agency
>>204552780was always a shit ripoff of as the gods will and kaiji
Americans are fat, stupid, and stinky.
>>204552892don't know how anyone can still trust the fucking BBC to run a charity called Children in Need ever again
great gimmick this
>>2045527102 more weeks
>>204552895Fuck's sake Zoomers actually think it's called HTTPSI'm old and I'm tired
>>204552780are they just doing the games again or is mr slanty eyes #456 going for revenge against the rich sickos who facilitate that shit?
>>204552998ktim
>>204552999why would big black cock ever be entrusted with such a task
the cronem are applying dat cocoa butter on dey big boy batons
>>204553082Mutt's Law.
I think Americans, Belgians, Brazilians and Canadians SUCK
>>204552844good lad
P Diddy Baby Oil
>>204553127that’s crazy but who asked?
posted it again award
yeah?'ing at the top of my lungs
I am sure you filtered Canadians just like the last hundred times you said that lol
>>204553097you and your mum back from m&s already?
SeasideMARK
Rorke and the ropes; name a more iconic duo
>>204553165?
>>204553154What's going on?
>>204553097the most homosexual post I've seen in a long time
how big would kami badenochs bbc be if she was born male
reminder yanks, aussie, canaddians and kiwis are WELCOME in /brit/
>>204553186FILTERED
the warrrioooors
Rattled
egging a poo
>>204553216Got any plans tonight?
gay sex with a woman
>>204553207hello fellow anglo
guy on this call i can tell is a right nobcheese. Doing my head in
the cronem on their way to clock in for the gherkin night shift
might move to egypt
>>204553207Yanks are welcome but only the worst zoomer tranny yanks come here so I have them filteredLeafs are awful in general so I have them filteredAussies and Kiwis are tolerable they are not filtered
2 pizzas in 2 days
>>204553207>Highest percentage for "Generally a friendly rival" is France, followed by Germany kino
>>204553207how delusional a leftard must you be to view america as a threat as a british person. imagine the hours spent reading tweets about blumpf being the second coming of hitler
beer pouredfish pie in the ovenjoint rolledThe Matrix in the bluray playerit's time to get comfy
Doing a haka
got the Isley brothers on
If you believe in God while accepting you've seen absolutely no evidence for him, you're an idiot.If you believe in God and believe you have seen evidence for him, you're a psychotic.It's that simple. And that's why it's a waste of time interacting or arguing with religionists.Who would spend their time arguing with the mentally challenged or the schizophrenic?
>>204553284AI's sprinkled in a bit of redbone Irish diaspora in there
>>204553291where's all the 'ramids
>>204553291grim shithole but at least its warm
>>204553326mhmmm spending your friday night with the timmies on 4chan while the cronem shag x
>>204553338that's how I describe my anus
>>204553307probably annoyed that we die wherever america asks us to. and we pride ourselves on being the first to do it
Katy moving on with her life, happy and with a partner who loves her
>>204553329i like it desu, lightskins are cronem as well
hate how 80% of youtube channels these days all use one of the same 4 or 5 text-to-speech voices, reckon anyone who does that deserves to be abducted by mexican drug cartels and thrown out of a helicopter with a noose around their neck
>>204553366homosexual
>>204553291Did you know there's a KFC ran entirely by deaf people about a minutes walk away from the Pyramids and Sphinx?Usually there's a queue of tourists waiting to eat there though since you can see the 'mids from the upper floor while you eat.
the cronem are chiefing tooka in the gherkin lounge while their bedrooms get cleaned up for tonight's shift
>>204552423not a chance im on that. i dont have any social media anyway.
Should I watch arrr Clarkson's Farm?
>>204553335
(8) 3 6 5 he's spammin that (8)
mfw Marge's middle name is Katy
>>204553419mhmmm spending your friday night with the timmies on 4chan while the cronem shag xx
Typing in lowercase was soundly defeated at the ballot box
>>204553299it lush
lots of good AI speech apps out there now porn uses surprising little of it
>>204553395*record scratch**robotic female american voice*I BET YOU'RE WONDERING HOW I ENDED UP IN THIS SITUATION
>>204553419however hard your parents beat you as a child it wasn't hard enough
>>204553428ah there they are
>>204553465bizarre projection, hope you heal x
>>204553485mhmmm spending your friday night with the timmies on 4chan while the cronem shag x
Tranny Janny Incel Pedo Diaper Party !!!
about 6 hours out from the part time of the week. gonna be lush x
>>204553426It's very good tellyThe farming is entertaining, the young farmer Kaleb is funny, Clarkson's gf is a fit milf, the logistics guy is kino
looks like hes saying "eh you what"
>>204553428should be a global ban on cities having more than a million people
darknet gifs
why is assassins creed valhalla so bad i've liked all the games but i can't get into this one at all
>>204553532ok
>>204553453Been seeing more porn with subtitlesPhone headphones are fucked so I'm a big fan of this development
>>204553307>buys british companies and run them into the ground >actively destroys and supresses our culture and history>ignores british laws and demands we change laws to suit themFOY
what's the plan tonight lads?
>>204553539dont u fucking dare shit talk valhalla near me
the katies eating fried chicken while waiting for the gherkin night shift cronem to arrive x
I feel nauseous 24/7, I'm in severe pain 24/7, I've not slept in 3 days due to the pain, NHS have me on a waiting list for over a year and won't give me pain meds, I'm starting to suffer psychosis from the constant pain and sleep deprivation, I'm unable to work in this condition, I'm physically deformed and need medication to keep me aliveI don't want to die, I want to get better. But dying is preferable to this. Even if the assisted dying bill passed it wouldn't help me since my condition isn't directly terminal.Reckon its a matter of months until I rope or jump if the NHS don't fix me by then.
>>204553428just knock the pyramids down, concrete over that entire are and expand the city already
whats the gayest thing you've ever done brit?
>>204553569mhmmm while you post on 4chan xx
>>204553485my parents never laid a finger on me, no one gets to be as mentally ill as you are without sustaining a fair bit of parental abuseand if you actually do happen to be black, it's a given since the rate of black parents beating their kids is literally 100%
>>204553570Asylum seekers get private healthcare and free taxis to drive them to the hospital lol.
>>204553580Shagged a bloke
>>204553570haha sounds mental fella
>>204553570*yawns really loudly*yeah? nice one m8*walks off*
>>204553580being gay
>>204553583so are you? LOL
>>204553559never happens, you just made that up
>>204553580read this post
>>204553570get the cannabis ingested
>>204553580Wrote about a hundred posts detailing my romance and eventual marriage to Diego. He was eventually diagnosed with cancer and I was despondent during his final days as he wasted away.
my twink feet fucking stink
Done him like a kipper belgie x>>204553623
RTÉ needs to be held to account. Outright lying on the news as a public broadcaster with absolutely no consequences.
>>204553559>>ignores british laws and demands we change laws to suit themWhich laws are you talking about here lad, specifically Lot of reason to hate America but when it comes to American companies and draconian British bureaucracy, they're usually the ones in the right
>>204553615you're not out shagging, youre in here with the loser timmies spamming your fantasies mhmm x
>>204553560going to watch the ruggersfancy a gigawank too so might have to rush it out before 8 rather than wank after watching athletic men and have it taint it with bentness
>>204553485mad how rattled you get by it it's obviously hitting a nervehope you never heal x
>DNA tests show that more than 90 per cent of honey on supermarket shelves is laced with cheap syrup, turning nature’s nectar into a sham. As fraudsters cash in, UK beekeepers and biodiversity pay the price. Here’s why it matters – and how to spot the real deal, writes Hannah Twiggsshag or nah
He could post about things that really happenLike how every year thousands of white British girls looking for insta clout accept free holidays to Dubai in exchange for getting pooed on, drinking the piss and eating the poo of some Arab billionaire's sonInstead he makes up fiction about black men and posts AI images of his black male fantasy
>>204553560
Reminder to report every single one of beligum flags low quality spam posts
>>204553686Does nothing Tranny Janny incel pedo autist discord raiders love to see it
>>204553686Faggot
> Europe is getting stuck into tackling honey fraud. The EU has introduced new testing methods and labelling laws so consumers know exactly where their honey hails from. The UK, however, seems slower to follow suit.
>>204553676Would fuck her face
>>204553638>>204553638>>204553638
>>204547471>>204547471>>204547471>>204547471
>>204553743ok
>>204553731you know where the honey comes from but not the people.
>>204553686Janny only cares about people posting a new threat at 309 instead of 310 constant spam is ok especially so quality sexual fetish spam
>>204553753get fucked
OMDZ DTFIC BTFO AGAIN
>>204553731maybe if europoors spent a little less time on regulating the precise hive and quality of insect vomit and a little more time on, i don’t know, building shit, they wouldn’t be so poor
raised a glass of water to my mouth but decided not to drink it and put it back down on my desk
>>204553676Saw a statistic once that the yanks consume more "honey" each year than is produced by all the hives around the world
>>204553617Cadburys for one. Actually a lot of british businesses that failed or move everything to another country are american owned>>204553655Running over people on a moped because you drive on the wrong side of the road and then flee the country and then wont be extradited despite having an extradition treaty
>>204553548eh you what
poo
